00:00Don't
00:29RoboCop, RoboCop, yeah.
00:48RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop!
00:57RoboCop!
00:59Okay, Metalhead, let's rock!
01:29Thought you had me, huh?
01:41I got you now!
01:42Take this, and this, and that, and these!
01:48Yes, I did it!
02:01I beat Metalhead!
02:04No one can beat my score now, Murphy man or woman!
02:11Why should I have to go?
02:21Whenever Alpha says an assignment is big, it means I get shot at, for real!
02:26Alpha Prime said to bring both of you.
02:28You should have turned left at that last intersection.
02:31I know the way to the airport, thank you.
02:38Hey, chicky, chicky, chicky!
02:42Woo!
02:43Check it out!
02:45Wanna race, baby?
02:48No!
02:50Oh, maybe you need to let a man drive, sweetmeat.
02:53Maybe he won't be chicken!
02:55You have begun to exceed the legal speed limit.
03:10I guess I taught them a lesson.
03:16Tell him I was against the whole thing!
03:23License and registration?
03:25Oh, it's you, Agent Minor.
03:27If I'd known it was you and Murphy, I wouldn't approve this.
03:31She was speeding.
03:32You have to give her a ticket.
03:33Thanks a lot Mr. Perfect.
03:34We take our traffic laws seriously here in New Detroit, Agent Minor.
03:36You'd better add a safety citation, too.
03:38One of your turn signals is not working.
03:40License and registration.
03:42Oh, it's you, Agent Minor.
03:44If I'd known it was you and Murphy, I wouldn't have pulled you over.
03:47She was speeding. You have to give her a ticket.
03:49Thanks a lot, Mr. Perfect.
03:52We take our traffic laws seriously here in New Detroit, Agent Minor.
03:55You'd better add a safety citation, too.
03:57One of your turn signals is not working.
04:01The President of the European Union will sign a treaty next week
04:04pledging international cooperation in the fight against Dark,
04:08the Directorate of Anarchy, Revenge, and Chaos.
04:11We have information that Dark will try to keep the European President
04:15from signing the treaty by kidnapping her son, Leopold Leavitt.
04:20Leopold is a car racing enthusiast,
04:23driving in the Paris-Ducar Endurance Rally.
04:28The Sahara Desert? No, I can't go there.
04:32All that sand would play havoc with my sinuses.
04:35Division Alpha has arranged for Minor and Neumeyer
04:39to replace a two-person team who had to drop out because of car trouble.
04:44Robocop will shadow Leopold's car from outside the race.
04:49All systems go, Murphy.
04:51Good luck.
04:51Luck? Why are you saying that?
04:56Does he mean we're gonna need luck?
04:59I especially don't like falling apart!
05:12I especially don't like falling apart!
05:29We've made it!
05:35A driver we did not see at the start.
05:59Perhaps she was busy powdering her nose.
06:05We had mechanical trouble.
06:08Try letting the man drive.
06:10Maybe then your troubles would go away.
06:13And if you were Leopold,
06:16you would not be afraid to drive alone.
06:18If I were Leopold,
06:20nobody could stand to ride with me.
06:22Leopold!
06:33Leopold!
06:35If it's romance you're after, shall we?
06:38Blow it out your exhaust pipe!
06:40I'm a special security agent assigned to protect you.
06:43There may be an attempt to kidnap you,
06:45to get at your mother.
06:46Before anyone can kidnap me,
06:49they have to catch me.
06:51And no one can do that.
06:54Especially Lady Babysitters.
07:03Here I shoot!
07:04Sand is harder than it looks.
07:26Sewing device.
07:34How long till they let us start?
07:48Last in, last out.
07:50Maybe I'll grab a shower.
07:54May your travels know the broken winds
07:55of the sacred camel.
07:57Murphy?
07:59What's with the robes?
08:00Just something I whipped up.
08:01If you can keep close behind Leopold,
08:04I'll stay alongside to back you up.
08:05I'd rather take the lead
08:07and let him stay behind me.
08:08We're here to protect him,
08:10not to teach him a lesson.
08:12It'd be nice to do both.
08:15Ski!
08:17Fast!
08:19Leg jets!
08:20Let's go!
08:50Leopold!
08:52I can catch that little snot.
09:03Leopold is in the lead.
09:05Our target is making it easy for us.
09:08Take the driver of the lead car.
09:11If anyone tries to stop you, destroy them.
09:22Obey the law.
09:25Back to the show, citizens.
09:50Move over!
09:52No woman passes Leopold.
10:03Can't you two share the road?
10:05No!
10:06I'm gonna show that little bucket head a thing or two.
10:09Then we protect him.
10:20Help!
10:32Where's Leopold?
10:34All I can see is dust.
10:37It looks like he's got car trouble.
10:50We'll have to go back for him.
10:52Why'd you pass him if you're just gonna let him catch up?
10:55Sorry, Neumeier.
10:56I didn't mean to.
10:57He just makes me so mad with that old world arrogance.
11:00I go nuts!
11:02There's no sign of any dark operatives.
11:05Whoa!
11:16He-he-he-he.
11:26Get in the car!
11:29Get down!
11:31Make up your mind!
11:33Miner!
11:51This way!
11:57Miner!
12:03We only need the driver. Blast the other one!
12:19Dr. Newmeyer, you look like you could use some assistance.
12:27Murphy!
12:33Look out!
12:43Clue launcher.
12:44Fire!
12:58I'm going after Miner.
12:59Hey, don't leave me here!
13:03RoboCop!
13:11Come on, let's get out of here!
13:14Are you all right, RoboCop?
13:26Oh, no!
13:27Just some minor damage. Let's pull ourselves together and get moving.
13:39Who or what are you?
13:40Your police escort, sir. I need to borrow your car, Mr. Libet. Official business.
13:52More babysitters.
13:53No, I will finish the race alone in this car. If I can fix the front end.
14:02Uh, I can fix it.
14:03I feel like a hood ornament.
14:05Hold still. I'm connecting you to the car's electronics.
14:15You say this woman, Nancy Miner, was kidnapped in my place.
14:19They probably mistook her car for yours because she was in the lead.
14:23I must help to rescue her. As a Frenchman, I can do no less.
14:28I'm not French. I'm not even Canadian. Does that mean I can stay here?
14:33I can't let you endanger yourself, Mr. Libet.
14:35How can you protect me unless I'm with you?
14:38He's right. I can't leave him behind.
14:41Hop in!
14:42Vive la France!
14:53We could follow these tracks faster if I were driving.
14:56Can you turn the radio off?
14:58Sorry. I see something up ahead.
15:03A sandstorm is approaching. If it wipes out the tracks, we may never find Agent Miner.
15:23We've captured Leopold.
15:25You are idiots.
15:28That is not Leopold.
15:30But Urg, you said the driver of the first car.
15:33That is a woman.
15:38Thanks for noticing.
15:40The sandstorm is getting closer.
15:43Take her outside and let the sand scour the flesh from her bones.
15:49Put down that remote. We'll be right back.
15:59And now, back to the show, citizens.
16:03How can you see the tracks?
16:18I can't. The tracks have been wiped out by the wind.
16:21What? I can't hear you!
16:24Freeze!
16:29I'll try my sensors.
16:30Antenna.
16:41I'm getting a strange power surge.
16:43It's some sort of electromagnetic disturbance.
16:45It's this way.
16:51Don't take this personally.
16:53We took you by mistake.
16:55Because you were in the lead.
16:57A great irony.
16:59Because you were winning, you lose.
17:02The race isn't over yet.
17:05It is for you.
17:13Destroy them all.
17:15Oh!
17:29Cut me loose, Murphy!
17:31Right.
17:32Soft.
17:38Look out! The Urg's behind you!
17:40What's an Urg?
17:42I am the Urg!
17:50That's weed out, my sinuses.
18:00Stay in the car.
18:06Il, put these on!
18:09Look out!
18:12I learned that in babysitting school.
18:23Look!
18:28Man, he's ugly.
18:29He's not human!
18:32Come on!
18:33Dog created me to destroy its enemies.
18:42You think he can drive this thing?
18:43Leopold can drive anything.
18:44Whoa!
18:45That's drawn stuff.
18:46Ah!
18:47Ah!
18:48Ah!
18:49Ah!
18:50Ah!
18:51Ah!
18:52Ah!
18:53Ah!
18:54Ah!
18:55Ah!
18:56Ah!
18:57Ah!
18:58Ah!
18:59Ah!
19:00Ah!
19:02Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:04Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:06Ah!
19:07Ah!
19:08Ah!
19:09Ah!
19:10Ah!
19:11Ah!
19:12Ah!
19:13Ah!
19:14Ah!
19:15Ah!
19:16Ah!
19:21Can you blast that monster?
19:23No!
19:24I can't fire!
19:25Murphy's too close!
19:28My scanners tell me part of you is human.
19:31That part has to breathe!
19:33Clippers!
19:34Surely you can do better than that!
19:48I hope so!
19:49Turn on the witch!
19:50Turn on the witch!
19:51Turn on the witch!
19:52Turn on the witch!
19:53What are you doing?
19:54Winning!
19:55And what are you doing?
19:56Winning!
19:57Ah!
19:58Ah!
19:59Ah!
20:00Ah!
20:01Ah!
20:02Ah!
20:03Ah!
20:04Ah!
20:05Ah!
20:06Ah!
20:07Ah!
20:08Ah!
20:09Ah!
20:10Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:12Ah!
20:13Ah!
20:14Ah!
20:15Ah!
20:16Ah!
20:17Didn't work!
20:18Is the Irk destroyed?
20:19Yes.
20:20I guess he just needed to unwind.
20:26Sand!
20:28I am never going to the beach again.
20:33I hate that gritty feeling in my teeth.
20:36Can you get my car running again?
20:38My car's still running. You could use it to finish the race.
20:41But I'll have to go with you. To protect you.
20:45Which one of us will drive?
20:47We'll take turns.
20:49Newire and I will meet you in Dakar.
20:51The car's inside. Come on, I'll race you.
20:54How are we going to get to Dakar?
20:56By air.
21:01Zygnus? He can't make it that far.
21:04I've already radioed for the Division Alpha jet. Pick us up.
21:07I don't think they can land out here.
21:10They are going to land.
21:11Oh, no. Oh, no, please, no.
21:15Tell me you're choking.
21:17Okay, I'm joking.
21:20Woo!
21:21Woo!
21:34We'll be right back after these messages.
21:36Now, back to the show, citizens.
21:42Get set for the Pokemon invasion.
21:44Next, go around the world, into the sky, and across the sea,
21:47because you've got to catch them all.
21:49It's your favorite creatures like you've never seen them before.
21:52Sit back.
21:52Pokemon takes America by storm next on the WB-11.
21:57I wish you...
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