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00:00Wendy Jones, I know logically that you're the wrong person to be mad at.
00:10I am a feminist, after all.
00:12And while I can't yet access the totality of my rage at Sev, I am full of abject rage
00:17at my mother.
00:18Please stop showing me shirts.
00:20I really need you to hear me, Mom.
00:22Did she just call you Mom?
00:24A month in London and she's Madonna.
00:26Oh my God.
00:27Beat my ass, okay?
00:28Fuck off.
00:29I'm serious.
00:30Mom, you never gave us a strong male role model.
00:34You never showed us healthy love that we could emulate.
00:37What about this one?
00:38This one?
00:39Do you think it'll fit?
00:40It has a nice, loose, gauzy feel.
00:41I like it.
00:42Let's talk about it later, okay?
00:43I...
00:44This is your fault.
00:45I mean...
00:46You have ruined me when it comes to men.
00:49I mean, I'm ruined.
00:50I have literally no instincts.
00:52I'm going createulencial home, I'm gonna make it up too.
00:56Turn to the modern-ITI-I-Bs house?
01:01Oh yeah.
01:02Oh peace out.
01:02Oh!
01:02Oh.
01:03Oh!
01:03Oh.
01:04Oh yeah.
01:05Oh.
01:05Oh nice.
01:05Oh yes.
01:06Oh wow.
01:06Oh see Kau diye!
01:07Oh!
01:08I'm going through black house.
01:09Oh hi all.
01:10Oh yeah.
01:11Oh.
01:12Oh no way.
01:13Oh no way to go.
01:14Oh, oh no way.
01:14Oh-oh-oh-o.
01:15Oh.
01:15Oh yeah.
01:16Oh, oh no way to go.
01:17Oh, oh me!
01:18Oh yeah!
01:18Oh!
01:19Oh, oh yeah.
01:19That sound system was out of whack.
01:41Oh, yeah? You think so?
01:43Yeah. Well, I was playing and it didn't sound right.
01:46That's because it wasn't sounding right, mate,
01:48because you were playing like shit.
01:49Do we think those two girls are...
01:52Jesus Christ.
01:5320-plus?
01:54Oh, yeah, that's a fun game.
01:55You should host a show on television where you fucking guess.
01:58People go crazy for it.
01:59Oh, come on, Fee. You used to be so slinky, man.
02:01Now you're just giving it all the non-slink all the time.
02:03Well, the guy's in love. Come on. I mean, love changes a man.
02:07So I'm just gonna...
02:08I'm just gonna ask him for an ID.
02:10Fucking hell, man. When did you become such a pervert?
02:12I'm not a pervert.
02:13That's what I'm gonna ask them.
02:15Guys, that was fucking dog shit.
02:17You're not even trying anymore.
02:19We did try.
02:19What are you doing?
02:21You keep making shit up in the middle of our sets.
02:23Are you still doing the thing where you imagine that you're at Wembley?
02:25Life is a stadium.
02:26No, it's not.
02:27This is a tiny fucking record store.
02:29Play like it's a tiny fucking record store in time.
02:31You were actually really good again, as always.
02:34Thank you for that.
02:35I appreciate it.
02:36I don't know what the fuck you're doing, mate.
02:38You're supposed to be keeping us in time.
02:39You're supposed to be the backbone of the fucking band.
02:41You're too busy trying to make eyes with girls out past their curfew.
02:44Maybe we're not the problem.
02:45Maybe it's the fact that you used to be a little bit fucking fun.
02:47We used to live the life.
02:48We used to do ecstasy in the morning, cocaine at night,
02:50maybe a little foursome and order a pizza afterwards,
02:53and now you're fucking monogamous and gluten-free.
02:55But do you know what?
02:56I miss the Felix who filled our home with mischief and mayhem
02:59and girls wearing nothing but their headbands.
03:02That's why I moved you in and let you stay for precisely fuck all pounds.
03:08Now it's like I gave my spare room to my nan.
03:10So that big speech you gave me when I moved in
03:13about helping me to get clean and giving me a safe space
03:16to try and make some music, like, find myself,
03:18that was all just what, lies?
03:19No, it wasn't lies, Felix.
03:20It was just part of the truth.
03:22There's always a fucking quid pro quo with you, isn't there?
03:25Do you know what?
03:26I'm glad you said it out loud,
03:27because I'm not like some organ grinder's monkey.
03:30You can't just give me a bed and expect me to dance for you.
03:32I'm still stuck on you using the term quid pro quo.
03:35Fuck you, Augie.
03:36Fuck you.
03:36Carpe diem.
03:37Find a different wingman or just get some.
03:38Faini, vidi, vici.
03:40Oh, this?
03:41I've had this for a really long time.
03:43I just threw it on.
03:46Felix!
03:47Stop bleeping at me like that.
03:48You are naughty.
03:49Maybe the hood's too much.
03:55Oh my god, you're looking at me,
03:58and you love my outfit.
03:59I know, it's pretty cute,
04:02but you're a pretty cute guy.
04:04So why don't we take off my sleeves?
04:07Jess?
04:22Hey, cutie.
04:24What's going on?
04:24Are you ready to ravish the haunted maiden?
04:28You look fucking amazing.
04:30I'm just having such a shit day.
04:31I'm sorry.
04:32I'm like in the opposite mood.
04:33Oh.
04:34It's just unfortunate timing.
04:36Sorry these are fucking heavy.
04:37I'm not very mobile.
04:38Hey, I love your hat.
04:41It's not really a hat.
04:42Hey, do you want to get into something more cosy,
04:44and I can tell you about the fucking nightmare
04:45I've just been living?
04:47Oh, um...
04:48Oh.
04:49Yeah, I mean, I feel comfy.
04:51I don't mind letting it all hang out.
04:53Oh, shit.
04:53Candles, dude.
04:55Sorry, I'm not being weird.
04:56I just don't want you to catch fire again.
04:58Are you hungry, by the way?
05:00I think I might get delivery or something.
05:03Hey.
05:04You look nice today.
05:06Yeah, I'm glad that somebody does.
05:07She looks really hot today.
05:09Yeah.
05:10She's really, like, rocking this necklace thing.
05:12Glad that you love her outfit.
05:14So, basically, I had a bit of a domestic with Augie.
05:17Long time coming, and, uh...
05:20I was wondering, is it okay if I stay here for a while?
05:24I gotta go to the bathroom.
05:27Okay.
05:27You want to go walkies?
05:29Hey, Margo.
05:30Look what I got for you.
05:31Hello.
05:32I love you.
05:33I thought you didn't know what that meant.
05:36Should we clip this on your collar?
05:39You don't feel like it?
05:41I may look like a flighty idiot who could just be steamrolled into a sudden move-in,
06:02but I pick up on everything, despite or maybe because I was raised by women, even if nasty
06:08women.
06:09So, you can't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
06:12Save for a couple nights?
06:13Yeah, right.
06:14That's how I end up with someone who's using my credit card to buy porn.
06:17And who pays for porn in this economy?
06:19Oh, okay.
06:21Jessica, breathe.
06:23Good girl.
06:24Nice girl.
06:26Good, nice girl.
06:27Hi.
06:37I thought you guys went out for a walk.
06:40Yeah, I think she fancied it in the end.
06:41So, you guys didn't leave?
06:45Nope.
06:46Okay.
06:47So, you...
06:49Heard most of it.
06:50Yep.
06:50Wow.
06:53Okay, well, I wasn't, like, talking to myself.
06:56That wasn't really what I was worried about, to be honest with you.
07:01I'm not, like, trying to con you into moving in together.
07:03I just had a bit of a situation go down, that's all.
07:06Yeah, and, I mean, I guess I'm just stupid and an idiot, and you're probably exhausted
07:11by my paranoia, and I don't even know how to interact with a man in, like, a healthy way.
07:16I haven't said any of those things.
07:20I told you that you look fucking amazing, and I meant it.
07:23Sometimes it feels like you're fighting with someone who isn't even here.
07:34You're right.
07:36Okay, I'm sorry.
07:37No, I think you're right, actually.
07:39It's my fault.
07:40I shouldn't have come.
07:41It's too soon to be relying on you for everything.
07:43No.
07:44I'm just going to stay with someone else.
07:45It's fine.
07:46It's fine.
07:47I mean, where else are you going to go?
07:48I don't know.
07:48I'll give, like, Polly a call or something.
07:50Polly?
07:50It's not a big deal.
07:53I'll see you after your work trip.
07:54Okay.
07:54Okay, I feel like everyone...
07:56You'll do a bit.
07:56...we just got triggered and...
07:58Ah!
08:01Ah!
08:01If you would have just walked, you dumb fucking foot.
08:14Okay, you're not holding her quietly.
08:17Like, really try to support her.
08:19It's fine.
08:20Okay, so when you're feeding her, right, you're going to put the sweet, hi, the boiled sweet
08:25potato over the kibble, right?
08:27Otherwise, she's not going to eat that.
08:29Then you have to put, stay with me, the gravy on top of the sweet potatoes.
08:33Follow me.
08:33Follow me.
08:34Otherwise, she's not going to eat that.
08:36So she's not going to eat the kibble because the sweet potatoes aren't on there.
08:38She's not going to eat the sweet potatoes because the gravy's not on there, right?
08:40Basically an illusion on top of an illusion.
08:43And then, if there's any kind of thunderstorm, her thunder jacket is here with her outside
08:48clothes, but then her precious gowns are right here with her inside clothes.
08:53So she can wear this inside, but I don't want her wearing this outside.
08:55Hey, hey, hey, hey.
08:56Chillax, babes.
08:57All right?
08:58Because that's what we're going to be doing.
08:59We're going to be chilling.
08:59Like a pair of villains watching Holby City, noshing on some dough balls from Pizza Express.
09:05Please look at me and tell me you're not going to do that.
09:07It's fine.
09:08She'll get sick.
09:08Do you want her to get sick?
09:10No.
09:10You're going to just dog food.
09:11It's all good, Manny.
09:13Good.
09:14Good, good, good.
09:15Also, if any blood falls out of her vagina, totally fine.
09:19Don't worry about it.
09:19Just let her free bleed, okay?
09:20Don't panic.
09:22Free bleed.
09:24I've got it.
09:25Okay, guys, have fun.
09:27See you later.
09:27Bye, Mum.
09:29Bye.
09:32Please don't do it from your vagina.
09:37Voila.
09:38Merci.
09:47Can I have some salt?
09:50No fucking way.
09:51I put salt in it already.
09:53Oh, that's enough.
09:54Like, it's sweet on the tongue.
09:56And cumin?
09:56I literally put cumin, like, that was the first thing that I put in.
10:02And maybe, like, ginger also, turmeric.
10:05You know what?
10:06You should add some pancetta.
10:07Okay, that's just like a completely different omelette.
10:09I wish.
10:10You're the one I made you.
10:12I've forgotten what a nightmare you ought to cook for.
10:13It's like all feedback, no gratitude.
10:15It's because I do it better, that's all.
10:18I thought I'd fucking nailed that.
10:19I rolled it up, like, French style and everything.
10:21No, that's good, but the taste.
10:23Come on, why you get so sad when you get, like, the tinest bit of critique?
10:27Critique makes artists stronger.
10:29I'm real with you.
10:30That's a gift I give you.
10:31What happened?
10:33You always wound up on my doorstep after MGMA.
10:36Well, I'm sober as a bonus.
10:38It's not that.
10:39Nothing's happened.
10:40I just fell out with the wookie, so I needed someone to crash.
10:43Okay.
10:44But I saw nothing.
10:46Did you go on another date with that, um...
10:50What was he, like, stockbroker guy?
10:51How did that go?
11:00Did your cousin get out of jail?
11:06Fuck's sake, man.
11:07Jesus Christ, I forgot about this trick.
11:12Okay.
11:15I mean, literally nothing has happened.
11:17We're just, like, taking it slow, you know?
11:18Just trying to be smart about it, that's all.
11:20Okay.
11:21You can make, like, shitty omelette, but please do not lie to me.
11:28You should taste it, actually.
11:29Like this, you can, like, make an effort and stuff.
11:31I'm not hungry.
11:32No, you should.
11:33What the fuck?
11:35Dude, you just slapped me in the face with an omelette?
11:38No.
11:39I mean, not...
11:39Fuck you, man.
11:41I just made that for you.
11:44What the fuck?
11:45Come here, come here.
11:47I am telling you to get an omelette for you.
11:50Fuck.
11:51I told him that without a ring, he has no guarantee that I'm not going to go meet someone out in Dubai.
11:57You know what?
11:58It's so classic.
11:59He thinks he can lock you down with Barton Hallibur.
12:00Sure.
12:01Tell me about it, ladies.
12:02I mean, men are all psychotic rapists, right?
12:04Yeah.
12:07Yeah.
12:08Yeah.
12:09He, sorry.
12:10Yeah, have a good day.
12:11Have a good day.
12:15Anyway.
12:15I know.
12:16Well, this is exactly how I like to spend my Thursday morning, waiting at a service station
12:21on the M25.
12:22We should have been on the road over an hour ago, so we can scout the Christmas village
12:25by four.
12:26Where's Jim?
12:27We have to look at this location today if we want to make it work for the ad.
12:30The director's not here with him.
12:32Half an hour late is chic.
12:3445 minutes is, like, disrespectful.
12:36The snack police is here, and you're under arrest, so drop your weapons.
12:43I cannot believe the UK service stations.
12:44I mean, you can get fresh mango.
12:47It's crazy.
12:47I'm having dinner here.
12:49It's like we're on vacation.
12:50I also got these ears if anybody wants a pair.
12:52They're from a charity that's, like, helping kids meet rabbits or something.
12:56So nice.
12:57Let them meet them.
12:58Right?
12:59That's our guy.
13:02Here we go.
13:04Okay.
13:06Bump your head.
13:13What's your name?
13:14Hassan.
13:14Hassan, I could see you vaping up your sleeves.
13:18I'm not going to tell your boss, but I could, you know.
13:21Have a good one.
13:24Hi.
13:25Hi.
13:26I'm going to take the front seat by the window.
13:31Separately.
13:32From me.
13:33From me, I'll sit in the back.
13:34Separately from all the people.
13:35Okay.
13:36And, um, I'd like, um, uh...
13:39The other part of your glove?
13:42Sorry.
13:43Um, and can we, um, can we lose the, uh...
13:50Oh, ouch.
13:51The bunny ears, because we're not 13.
13:54Are we?
13:55We're not?
13:57Nope.
13:57We're not.
13:59Okay.
14:01Yeah, fuck the charity.
14:03So you do identify with your sign?
14:05I've been told I have a lot of Aquarius tendencies.
14:09You know, Scorpios and Virgos are actually very connected signs.
14:14Scorpio is able to push Virgo to excel past their boundaries.
14:19Wow.
14:20Uh, I'm a Cancer.
14:21What should I know?
14:23Uh, that's not a sign I've ever really thought about.
14:26I think Cancers lie a lot.
14:28Yeah, well, not me.
14:30Unless I'm lying right now.
14:31Who even knows if I am a Cancer?
14:34I'm kidding.
14:36I'm not.
14:36I tell the truth almost to a fault.
14:39Genius move.
14:40You're rejecting all the hottest people on Raya, right?
14:42So they start to wonder what's so great about you?
14:46I think they probably know what my appeal is already.
14:51What's your move, is it?
14:52Yeah, I'm literally doing it on Sniffies right now.
14:56Sniffies?
14:57What's that?
14:57Is that, uh, just for the LGBTQ plus community?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Like, I'll show you.
15:05It basically, it basically shows me all the people in my periphery right now.
15:10Who are looking to obliterate their psyche through false intimacy.
15:14Beautiful.
15:14Yeah.
15:15What's really, does that mean that there's, uh,
15:20Oh, so he's, uh, he's another wee Sniffy, is he?
15:23You could say that.
15:24That's beautiful.
15:27Any news highlights?
15:30Dahl.
15:30Okay.
15:31Breathe.
15:31All right, let's have a little.
15:33Cute.
15:34Maybe, like, drop a peace sign or something.
15:37No, that's a little question.
15:39Come on.
15:40She's still a puppy, all right?
15:43Yeah, she's full of jubilance and joie de vivre.
15:46No, I'm not gaslighting you.
15:49How can I gaslight you?
15:50I don't even know what the word means.
15:52This place is so darn quaint.
15:54I mean, I remember watching BritBox and just dreaming of spots like this,
15:57and here we are.
15:59It's like, this couldn't be real.
16:00Pinch me.
16:00I'm dreaming.
16:01But, yeah, I think it's a really viable option for our shoot.
16:06It has all the sets that we need, plus an airplane hanger for our build.
16:09Um, Raven, chime in.
16:11Uh, yeah, I, uh, spoke to the head of permitting, who says that they're really, really open
16:15into shooting.
16:16I think the weather could be a challenge, but...
16:18But we have the studio, first thing set.
16:20And rain cover.
16:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:22It's all feeling a bit, um, cloying.
16:28Clawing, cloying.
16:29Can you defend that for me?
16:31For me, it's presenting itself as something that's charming in, um, English without actually
16:37being charming in English.
16:40It's creepy and haunted.
16:41It's not creepy.
16:41Okay, yeah.
16:42But it's, um, there's a malaise.
16:46Don't you think?
16:47It's not creepy at all.
16:50But there is a malaise, I'd say.
16:52It's presenting itself in a very strange, sort of inauthentic way, you know, it's all
16:57charm, charm, charm.
16:58We've got to move away from, from the sheen of, of Pippin partners, you know, we've got
17:02to make something that's dangerous.
17:04So let's just stop.
17:06Sorry.
17:07Everybody just stop and let's just zoom out and see what we're doing here.
17:11We've got to, we've got to make this feel like it's, it's, it's Ken Loach making a Christmas
17:15film.
17:16We've got to smell the booze and we've got to smoke the cigarettes and we've got to eat the,
17:20the processed meat.
17:21We've got to understand what it's like to fight for your life at Christmas in a country
17:24that doesn't value anything but the rich.
17:27I just got the chance.
17:29Yeah.
17:32Hey, you've reached the office of Relics Femin.
17:33I don't really want a voice message.
17:35I find them sort of violent.
17:36Oh, fuck, no.
17:43Oh, fuck, no.
17:48Well, hey, you.
18:07Well, hey, you.
18:08See, you're still driving the tank.
18:10Mm-hmm.
18:12What, do you think I'm just going to hop right in, go for a spin, let you speed as fast as
18:18you like, wind in my hair, smell on my lips?
18:21You think I'm going to spend the evening in your arms forgetting who I am so that you can
18:27drop me at my mother's house and push me up against the wall for a little good night
18:31fondle.
18:34I've aged.
18:37I'm a great...
18:39Hmm?
18:39I'm a mother now.
18:42Doesn't look it.
18:44You look like you did when you were 16 and I kissed you goodbye in the record store by the
18:50Rolling Stones section.
18:52Sticky fingers.
18:53And then they sent me to Juby.
19:00Don't worry.
19:02Tell your daddy I'll have you home by eight.
19:06Daddy died.
19:08Cool.
19:09Mom!
19:12Why don't you, uh, start me up?
19:17Be right back.
19:21What?
19:21Mommy, now!
19:22Oh, fuck.
19:23What?
19:24What?
19:25What?
19:26What?
19:26What?
19:26I just don't get why I'm a prostitution whore.
19:29Teresa is right.
19:30This is what...
19:30Teresa Giudice?
19:31Yes.
19:32Okay, you know what?
19:32You're crazy.
19:33Get up.
19:33Getting up out of bed, my friend.
19:36Okay, I'm not your friend.
19:38And also, you're going out on a date to a game with people half my age.
19:41Nobody needs me.
19:42There's no reason to get up.
19:43I don't know.
19:43I don't know.
19:44His mother having changed her clothes today.
19:46But you know what's the crazy thing about changing clothes?
19:48You just have to do it again the next day.
19:50What's the goddamn point?
19:51Okay, get up and get in the shower.
19:53Now.
19:53No, no, no more.
19:54No more, no more.
19:54Get up, get up, get up.
19:55No.
19:55Because Dana's outside.
19:57And that is my destiny waiting for me.
20:00I can't do this anymore.
20:02I can't fucking do this anymore.
20:03Then don't do it, okay?
20:05Lois, you don't know my life.
20:06Do not call your mommy, Lois.
20:09Do not call her by her first name.
20:12That is so fucking disrespectful.
20:15Okay, and do not refer to yourself as mommy because it is the work of a psychopath.
20:21All right, you know what?
20:22Get up and get in the shower.
20:24No.
20:24Because you know what?
20:26You smell like a hamster and you're old.
20:30Now get up because my love is not unconditional.
20:33Go.
20:33Great.
20:34No.
20:34No.
20:35No.
20:36You go.
20:36I'm going to spank you.
20:38I'm spanking you, Nora, Lois.
20:39There you go.
20:40God, it is so typical.
20:41I mean, a director, who's usually male, has no idea what he's actually making.
20:46I mean, this is part of why I left my job in New York.
20:48I started feeling so, like, resentful and now I just feel like...
20:51Now you're realizing that middling white women feel terrible wherever they go.
20:54I know.
20:55I think this is the best that it gets for you, you know?
20:57You're not Dua Lipa.
20:58Hey.
20:59Mm-hmm.
20:59You know I just messaged Raven back on Sniffies?
21:02Mm-hmm.
21:02When I tell you the message I sent was psychological warfare.
21:06It's incredible.
21:07Show me.
21:08Yeah.
21:08Let's see it.
21:09Does it feel like Josie and I made kind of a breakthrough?
21:12Like, whatever was holding her back, she's finally able to shed it.
21:16Jono sends his regrets, team.
21:18He can't do dinner.
21:19He has to, um, he had to head back into the city because there was a drama with Diane.
21:24Oh, my God.
21:25Is his wife okay?
21:26Diane's the Irish wolfhound.
21:28Um, so I'm going to go find some food.
21:32Uh, me too.
21:34Ideal time for me to have a sniff around Sniffies.
21:39Hello.
21:39Oh, hi.
21:47Dinner's been disbanded, so I'm just going to get Domino's.
21:50Oh, okay.
21:51Do you have a good night?
21:51I've got a lot of invitations.
21:54So, um, uh, but, uh, I just like to keep it low-key on a, on a, uh, when it's a weeknight,
21:58so I'm just going to go to the pub.
22:00So you can, you know, you can join me if you want to.
22:04Oh, that's so nice.
22:06Yeah, um, I'm supposed to talk to my friend Felix tonight, but, oh, he's not talking to
22:11me.
22:14He has not sent me anything, but it's okay.
22:16Well, maybe you can come along.
22:18Maybe I will.
22:21Look, I'll after you.
22:23I don't, I don't feel comfortable so much.
22:24Come on.
22:25Let's go get some freaky snacks.
22:28Are you part of, like, a really active hipster dad group chat or something?
22:36No, I'm just doing a back and forth with this tiny fucking prank loser.
22:40I'm fucking letterboxed.
22:44Armchair critics, you know, it's going to be the death of fucking cinema.
22:46Meanwhile, this basement dweller's of the nerve to say that my, my female characters are
22:53undercooked.
22:54Nessa.
22:56Nessa?
22:56I was undercooked.
22:57Is she?
22:58One of the most complex depictions of a sex worker that's ever been shown on screen.
23:02Lily Allen, did she get nominated for Best Newcomer at the, the Palm Springs Film Festival
23:07for nothing, which she would have won had she been able to attend?
23:11I mean, I'm going to say that.
23:13I don't think you have to reply to everything.
23:15I'm going to reply to this attack.
23:17Swear to God, these people just think that I'm not, I'm not a human being.
23:22I can just, I can just take this.
23:23Please don't hit your head.
23:26Just a man, you know, just a man making art.
23:31Trying to make my ex-wife regret her decisions.
23:36I mean, yeah, I get it.
23:39I've done a lot of things out of vengeance.
23:41That's an interesting thing to say.
23:43So like, what have you done?
23:47Like, get highlights?
23:50How is that going?
23:51I don't know.
23:52I feel like they're turning a little yellow.
23:53Not the highlights.
23:54The man, does he regret what he, what he did to you?
23:57Okay.
23:58How do you know there's a he?
24:00There's always a he.
24:01Don't know whether it's daddy or dickhead.
24:04There's always a he.
24:06So you've been with Dono five months, right?
24:08Mm-hmm, yeah.
24:10Yeah, just about five months.
24:12How is that?
24:14It's good.
24:15It's good.
24:16Uh-huh.
24:16How good, how good is it?
24:18Hey, I am, I'm good at compartmentalizing.
24:22So, you know, it's, it's a good job.
24:25And it's a job, it's not my life.
24:27What is your life?
24:28Ah, Kim, big question.
24:32Dancing in my room, reading metafiction.
24:36Hmm.
24:36Thank you so much for sharing something so intimate.
24:40Tell me about you.
24:42Oh, I just, I, I get a little funny talking about myself on a date.
24:46Any kind of date, personal, professional, friendly, romantic.
24:52Well, this could be a date.
24:56Okay.
24:59My wife, my ex-wife, uh...
25:03It takes some time to get used to.
25:05Yeah, it does.
25:07She always says us, uh, anger isn't a reason enough to make films, you know?
25:12But, I mean, she's never made anything except our children, so what the fuck does she know?
25:16Well, I'm sorry to hear about your divorce.
25:18No, no, no, no, no, no, don't, don't be.
25:19She just didn't mean any of our vows.
25:22Yeah.
25:22And I did.
25:23I would have, I would have nursed her if she got sick.
25:25If she got saggy, I would have picked the skin off the floor, you know?
25:28Mm-hmm.
25:28Don't abandon me because I fall into bed with someone one, you know, one or two times during
25:37the most difficult period of my life when my work is being attacked and the critical response
25:43to a film that I poured my heart and soul into, it's just being ripped apart, you know?
25:50It's violence.
25:51So don't say that you understand the words for better or for worse, you know, Anissa.
26:00Are you attracted to me?
26:04Um, I'm not really sure.
26:09To what percentage are you at with me now?
26:12Like 52?
26:17No, I don't believe that.
26:21Okay, you're right.
26:22It's more like 73, I guess.
26:2473, 74, 75.
26:27That makes sense.
26:28You doing that, like, made me go down to 72?
26:31I feel like it keeps going up and then down and then up again.
26:35No.
26:37For some reason that, like, took me down again?
26:40Yeah.
26:40If I looked away?
26:41Let me see.
26:45And then if you look back at me, I feel like it went, it was, like, down and then when
26:50you looked back at me, down again, but now up, yeah.
26:54No, it's up for me too.
26:58I don't know about reckless, I'm just, like, I don't know, I just like her.
27:04Okay, but do you think it's possible you're forgetting yourself, right, to make her happy?
27:07You know what was cool about us?
27:11We never did that.
27:12We just, I don't know, we lived the moment and when the moment was shared, it was just ours.
27:21Not on me.
27:27It's weird how you just, like, remember fun times.
27:31You forgot all the fucking nights I stayed awake next to you just to see if you were breathing.
27:36I cried every time I saw you.
27:39And not because it was over, but because, I don't know, I was scared that you would die.
27:47Look at us, we're fine.
27:52I'm proud of us, we made it.
27:54Yeah, true.
27:55And me, I've waited around so long because I knew it wasn't you to be good.
28:01And it's weird because now, all this good is just going to someone else.
28:11That's how you feel?
28:12Well, you saved my life.
28:24You know you're dead.
28:27Did you ever wonder what it would be if we...
28:32Decided to be one?
28:35So, what, as in, what do you mean, like...
28:43Like one, like...
28:44Like a family having a baby.
28:46What?
28:47I said, like, what?
28:48I thought, you never...
28:48I thought, like, what do you say?
28:50Like, you never thought about it?
28:53Like, what, like now?
28:55So, what is it that you love about making movies?
28:58Oh, my God.
29:00Well, I guess I find when I'm in the director's chair, I'm just someone else, you know?
29:07Somebody, somebody just a bit better.
29:09Less of a, you know, a river runs through me, you know?
29:15I just know what to do.
29:17Wow, that's amazing.
29:19I wish that would happen to me.
29:20Um, you know, when I was little, I wanted to do what you do.
29:26Probably sounds so stupid.
29:29Well, does it sound stupid?
29:30You can do what I do?
29:33Thanks.
29:37Something about your, uh, sudden spasmodic movements alongside your, kind of, Tourette's style...
29:46Oh, I don't have Tourette's.
29:47No, Tourette's style, uh...
29:50Outbursts, so I...
29:51Oh, good.
29:52I've got to tell you, I find it, uh, kind of disarming.
29:57Kind of?
29:59Kind of, yeah.
30:00I do enjoy, uh, being disarmed.
30:04It's unusual for me.
30:06Well, I guess I'll take it as a compliment.
30:08I mean, you're saying you like it, so it's not like it's a bad thing.
30:17I don't think there's anything wrong with having Tourette's.
30:19No, I know that.
30:20It's a beautiful thing to have Tourette's.
30:22Totally.
30:22It's, like, just a different perspective.
30:24Are you cold?
30:25Yeah.
30:25Do you want to come to my horrible little hotel?
30:29Sure.
30:29Oh, God, there's something about, about Panty hosts I just, like, just friends so deeply, deeply erotic.
30:37Um, can we say tights?
30:39We can say tights.
30:40We can say tights.
30:42Yeah.
30:42We can say anything you want as long as I get my head between these thighs.
30:47But I'm not going to give it to you.
30:49Just yet.
30:51Maybe I'm going to tease you.
30:52Oh, okay.
30:54Yeah.
30:54I like that.
30:55When you really beg for it, maybe I'll say no.
31:01No.
31:04And then when you're really, when you're really, really, really, really, really begging me for it.
31:10Mm-hmm.
31:11What happens then?
31:13You're still going to say that.
31:14Might still.
31:16Might be not, might be not.
31:17You're not getting it.
31:17Might be, uh-uh.
31:18But maybe after that?
31:21Maybe.
31:22Or maybe no.
31:24Okay.
31:26Shall we just wait?
31:28Mm-hmm.
31:28Let's move along.
31:30Oh, don't rush it.
31:31I'm just saying, but I don't want, I'm not saying that.
31:34Yeah, okay.
31:34I'm just saying, it's okay, well, I'll wait.
31:38Just saying, um, FYI, my underwear is still on.
31:41No, I know.
31:42Okay.
31:42I know.
31:44I know.
31:44Yeah.
31:44I can see that.
31:45You rotty little girl.
31:46Sorry.
31:47Rotty little.
31:49Okay, no.
31:50Right.
31:53Tell me something.
31:55Like what?
31:56Like, uh, surprise me.
31:59Um, I think I accidentally killed my friend Jenny's hamster when I was in the third grade.
32:05Okay.
32:05It was like we had the hamster in a car and we were, like, moving the Barbie car.
32:09Like, it fell down the stairs, but then she thought that I was okay, but he wasn't okay,
32:13and then we put him back in the cage, and then the next day he was dead, but I think it was me.
32:17Wow.
32:19Okay, say, yeah.
32:22You like that story?
32:23Yeah.
32:23Okay.
32:24Tell me you love my movies.
32:26Okay.
32:27I love your movies.
32:29You like them?
32:29Wait, what?
32:30No, they're nothing.
32:31My movies are terrible.
32:32You don't want me to say that?
32:33No, no, tell me that.
32:35You don't want me to continue to tell me.
32:37I like that your movies are awesome.
32:39Yeah, yeah.
32:39I love to stream them.
32:40No, they're terrible.
32:41They're artless.
32:42No, they're awesome.
32:44I stream all your movies.
32:46They stream them?
32:47Are they available on streaming?
32:48Yeah.
32:50Do they make you stream?
32:52Yeah.
32:52Oh, my God, that's so odd.
32:56Okay, say, say, say, uh, direct me.
33:01Direct me.
33:02Okay.
33:03Direct me.
33:04Yeah, okay.
33:05Direct me like you're a whore, saying you're...
33:07Don't say whore.
33:08Please don't say whore.
33:09It's not respectful.
33:10Oh, I was just...
33:11No, no, it's okay.
33:12Say direct me now.
33:13In a sexual way.
33:14Direct me.
33:14Well, I would never call a woman a whore.
33:16I'm just saying it like an sexual way.
33:16You just did.
33:17You just did.
33:17You asked me, too.
33:18Say that.
33:19Okay, no, I just said direct me.
33:20Just say direct me.
33:21Direct me now.
33:22Just do it.
33:23Direct me now.
33:23Direct me.
33:24Direct me now.
33:25Yeah, direct me like you directed Tim Roth.
33:29Direct me now.
33:31Yeah.
33:31And direct me.
33:32Yeah, yeah.
33:34One of your sex workers.
33:35Okay.
33:36Yeah.
33:37That's better, right?
33:38Yeah, it's much better.
33:39Oh, my God, I love you.
33:40I love you.
33:41I love you so much.
33:42Oh, wait.
33:43I'm sorry.
33:44How could I even do that to you?
33:45How could I have done that to you?
33:46Did you say you loved me?
33:49Oh, no, no, sorry.
33:50Unless you could get up for a shit.
33:51I was thinking about someone else.
33:52Sorry.
33:52Oh, my God.
33:54What has wrong with me?
33:56Um, I think I'm just going to head out.
33:58Not Anita.
33:59I'm sorry.
33:59I made a mistake.
34:01I mistook your identity for...
34:03For who?
34:04Um, I was thinking about Anita.
34:07Okay.
34:07Yeah.
34:07Sorry.
34:08I do apologize.
34:11I'm not in a great, um, space.
34:14Well, I'm not her.
34:15No, you're not.
34:18I mean, you're lovely.
34:20I mean, I shouldn't be here either.
34:21I have, like, a really beautiful boyfriend that I've been dating for a couple of weeks now.
34:26And so I'm going to head out.
34:27And I have so much work tomorrow.
34:29So I'm already going.
34:30Yeah.
34:31You know, I got my stuff tight, so...
34:33You okay?
34:35Yeah.
34:35Uh, um, I'm sure she really loves you.
34:44Sorry.
34:46Are you okay?
34:51Night.
34:56Do you remember the first time we had sex?
35:00Yeah.
35:03And what did you think?
35:05It felt like my whole world had blown out, but...
35:25Please, please me.
35:26Please, please me.
35:35Please, please.
35:36Please, please.
35:37Please, please.
35:42Please, please, please.
35:46It's hot.
35:53Do you love her?
35:54yeah i don't know i think that i cheat on people when i'm anxious
36:12what that's not what you're supposed to do you get drunk and you overeat when you're anxious
36:16i've told you that a million times well i mean he just looked at my vagina he didn't touch so i
36:20don't know if it's cheating if he just looks and he doesn't touch it you know wait who um
36:26it never mind doesn't matter
36:29what do you um remember about dad like you're older than me so you got three more years with
36:36him what do you remember so we're going from your vagina to what i remember about dad
36:42okay i can hang um he had this smell i don't know it was like
36:48not bad it wasn't bo but it was always like he came in from playing tennis it was like this sweet
36:53sweaty smell he always looked down at his hands when he was angry he was not a confrontational
37:00person i mean he punished me once and it was for throwing a glass of water into uncle jay's lap
37:05well uncle jay sucks uncle jay yeah he really sucked and i didn't feel sad at all at his funeral i
37:12pretended um but let's see dad always sung to us and it would be like i don't know not like cheesy
37:23stuff like raffi like not like baby beluga he was saying like van morrison joni mitchell you know
37:30leonard cohen that one bob dylan song that always um makes me it's like and a song will lift as the
37:42mainsail shifts and the boat drifts on to the shoreline and the sun will respect every face on the deck
37:55the hour that the ship comes in
38:00said i saw me yeah
38:04i have to go jess i love you i love you too
38:09we're all just scrambling around wendy looking for the home we only briefly had
38:15you can't go back to a place that doesn't exist to a person that isn't there
38:20all right are you sure you don't want to hang out with me just for a little bit i gotta facetime dad
38:24sorry all right well um do you think that you could tell him that i'm on a work zoom at the
38:31moment but you're not on a work zoom but i might get on a work zoom we don't know i could i could
38:38possibly be on one in the next 15 to 20 minutes so do you want me to tell him that you are on a work
38:43zoom or that you could possibly be on a work zoom in the next 15 to 20 minutes that will not be
38:49applicable while i'm on the call i don't think that this needs to be such a debate you can let
38:54him know that i got a promotion that my hair is growing beautifully you got a promotion
38:58i may get a promotion based on my behavior this is i just want a little hug from my son that's what i
39:06want what do you want
39:09okay i love you you're my special boy please don't say that what did you do to your hair
39:21this is what the cool kids do i can bleach your hair when i see you please no what do you want to do
39:25when you come into the city next weekend you probably get tickets to some show if you want to sleep
39:29do you want to do that all right that sounds good
39:42felix! felix! felix! please! please! felix!
39:50felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix! felix
40:21What about, like, all the moving too fast stuff?
40:25Well, I mean, life's really short,
40:26and there's a lot of, like, nasty people in the world,
40:28and you're really nice. You're a nice guy.
40:30And I want you to be at the house when I'm at the house.
40:32We should just do what feels good, you know?
40:34Yeah.
40:37Can you, like, promise to be honest with me, though?
40:40Like, don't hide in the bathroom and talk to your phone.
40:42Just, like, talk to me. If there's stuff, like...
40:46Yeah. I don't even need to go to the bathroom.
40:48I don't need to have a phone.
40:49I'll just piss my pants, and I'll...
40:52Just piss your pants?
40:53Just ask you to bring me more pants.
40:55For me to pick... We should have kept an Uber.
41:02All right, fuck it, let's go.
41:03Okay. Do you want to get your bags?
41:06No, let's get them tomorrow, obviously.
41:10I was just kidding about the phone. I feel like I need to have one.
41:13Yeah, you need to have a phone for your job and stuff.
41:16And if I want to text you when I'm at work,
41:17oh, hi, I'm coming home soon.
41:19Yeah, I feel like your life would fall apart if you didn't have a phone.
41:22Yeah, I think I need to have...
41:23I mean, everyone's life would fall apart.
41:24Yeah, I love to see.
41:25You specifically.
41:27Oh, my God!
41:28You just got to the phone like that!
41:30You're like...
41:31You're like...
41:31I just don't have a phone call.
41:33I guess I just didn't realize how angry I was.
41:39You know, I feel, like, really wounded.
41:42Like, there's this big gash that can't heal or something.
41:47And, like, it's not your fault, obviously.
41:50But I'm really, like, I don't ever want to punish you for it.
41:53And I'm scared that I will.
41:57Everyone's angry about something, aren't they?
41:58Yeah, but, like, where do you put it all?
42:05Maybe music, for me, sometimes.
42:11Sometimes that helps.
42:14That's really nice if I don't really have any of those kinds of skills.
42:18I don't have skills.
42:19What's, like, a song that makes you feel...
42:21like, really powerful?
42:27You know, like, a song that makes you feel like no one can fuck with you.
42:31Come on, let's do it.
42:32No, I'm not...
42:33We're not doing that.
42:35I locked her in the garden.
42:38She's just a puppy.
42:40I don't feel myself these days.
42:44I don't even know what myself feels like anymore.
42:47But I remember yourself.
42:49I remember every inch of her.
42:52Dude, be quiet.
42:53Don't...
42:54I'll look away.
42:58Okay.
42:58Okay.
43:00Well, you almost had me fooled.
43:07Told me that I was nothing without you.
43:14But after everything you've done
43:18I can thank you for how strong I have become
43:27I'm sorry, I couldn't, like, um...
43:30It's fine.
43:35And besides, I like this.
43:36I'll just say this is
43:41I wish you farewell
43:43I hope you're somewhere
43:45Praying
43:47Praying
43:50I hope your soul is changing
43:54Changing
43:58I hope you find your peace
44:03Crawling on your knees
44:07Praying
44:09Honey?
44:12Yeah?
44:14Honey?
44:14Yeah?
44:15Sorry, I was just listening to Taylor Swift.
44:18Okay.
44:20Where's Dash?
44:21I can't...
44:22Oh, I-I can't remember
44:25Oh, Jesus fuck, Nora
44:29You know I'm wrong?
44:31Mama
44:32Oh, my baby, come on
44:34Mama
44:35I'm proud of who I am
44:37I know I'm monsters
44:43I can breathe again
44:46And you said that I was stunned
44:53Well, you were wrong
44:58And now
44:59The best is yet to come
45:02I don't need you
45:05I found a strength I've never known
45:09I'll bring thunder
45:12I'll bring rain
45:14Oh
45:16And when I'm finished
45:20They won't even know your name
45:23I hope you're somewhere
45:25Praying
45:27Praying
45:31I hope your soul is changing
45:35Changing
45:38I hope you find your peace
45:43Falling on your knees
45:46Praying
45:49I hope your soul is changing
46:19you
46:49you
47:19you
47:49you
48:19you
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