- 7/13/2025
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00:00All right, well fellas, unfortunately, I cannot have any loose ends around here, you know,
00:11just, just for good measure.
00:12Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13Okay, okay.
00:14No, no.
00:15Oh, and they're on fire.
00:17Oh, that is brutal.
00:18That is brutal.
00:18That was so clean.
00:20I got my money.
00:21I got both of their money.
00:22Uh, I got the job done.
00:23No loose ends.
00:27Hey.
00:29Hey.
00:30Yo, what's up?
00:31Uh, I just did a little swing by.
00:33I didn't see anybody over there.
00:34You know, it's, you know, it's me, bro.
00:36You know, it's me.
00:36Let's not even play this game.
00:37You know, you know, it's me.
00:39Dude, I, I, oh my God.
00:41Oh, I took way too long getting out of there.
00:42We got a dip.
00:43Oh, oh, oh, we got a dip.
00:47What am I doing?
00:48What am I doing?
00:49What am I doing?
00:49Okay.
00:49All right.
00:50We got to focus up here.
00:50Focus up.
00:51Oh, dude.
00:51It's Cliff, bro.
00:52Cliff knows exactly my, he knows all of my plans at this point, dude.
00:55He's been, he's been chasing me since day one.
00:57And we got to lose these two cops.
00:58It's just two though.
00:59So we should honestly probably be okay.
01:01Uh, we're in a pretty fast car.
01:02I took this guy's 20k.
01:03I took that guy's 2,500.
01:05So I'm already up big this video, dude.
01:07But they, they already know my disguise though.
01:08And they're coming up on me a little bit.
01:10Oh, let's, let's hit some maneuvers.
01:11And that is not what I wanted to do.
01:14But it honestly kind of worked out.
01:16I got to get this fixed.
01:16I got to go to mechanic shop really quick.
01:18Oh, no.
01:18Nevermind.
01:18I don't have time.
01:19I don't have time.
01:19I don't have time.
01:20I don't have time.
01:20We're down here.
01:21Down here.
01:22Down here.
01:23All right.
01:23Nope.
01:23Nope.
01:24No time to get this fixed.
01:25Zero time.
01:25We're just going to lose them the old fashioned way.
01:26All right.
01:27With a hardcore driving skills and hope.
01:30All right.
01:30I guess we're flipping around.
01:31It's not the plan.
01:32Let's go up this way.
01:33Up here.
01:34We're going to go into the construction site.
01:35Flip around.
01:36And then we can get out.
01:38Like we're going to go this way.
01:41Yeah.
01:41It didn't work.
01:42That did not work.
01:43All right.
01:43All right.
01:43All right.
01:44All right.
01:44All right.
01:44We got to focus up here.
01:45Focus up.
01:46What are you doing?
01:47What is that guy doing?
01:48Oh my God.
01:49See, everybody hit him.
01:49Oh my God.
01:50I got to think of a plan here.
01:51And a helicopter.
01:52All right.
01:52They got a helicopter on me.
01:53That's not good.
01:53That thing is crazy fast.
01:54All right.
01:55All right.
01:55All right.
01:55This is game time.
01:56This is real.
01:57This is some real shiz going on.
01:59Okay.
01:59We cannot mess around.
02:00We cannot troll them.
02:01We got to escape them.
02:02Change our outfit.
02:03Change our car up.
02:05And then we got to, uh, oh my God.
02:07How do I lose a helicopter?
02:08I can hit the tunnels.
02:09Uh, I could do a little switcheroonie in a car.
02:10The issue with that is, uh, this is an extremely good car and I don't want to lose it.
02:14Let me go.
02:14Let me do this.
02:15Let me do this.
02:15Let me do this.
02:17That was not what I intended to do.
02:18That is not what I intended to do at all.
02:21That was kind of sick.
02:22I'm not going to lie.
02:22It was kind of sick.
02:23It's just, the car is damaged at this point.
02:25It's hard.
02:25It's getting a little difficult to turn.
02:27How do I get this helicopter off of me?
02:27I have some sticky bombs.
02:29I could throw a sticky bomb maybe and like get it high enough to where the helicopter
02:32will like blow up.
02:33I'm going to give that a shot actually.
02:35Where is the helicopter?
02:37Oh, okay.
02:38I guess we're going down this way.
02:39I guess we're going down this way.
02:42Actual best driver.
02:43Actual best driver.
02:44Holy moly.
02:46Oh no.
02:48Oh, that is bad.
02:49Not a fan of that going on right there.
02:50This guy's sticking to me probably because he's in the same exact car as I am, but,
02:53uh, you know, we'll throw police lights on.
02:54Okay.
02:55We'll, we'll, we'll make it, uh, get out of the way people.
02:56You know, we are zooming.
02:58We are zooming.
03:02The helicopter's way too high up, dude.
03:05Down here.
03:06All right.
03:11Okay.
03:13We'll lose the helicopter this way.
03:15Right through here.
03:16Turn the lights off so they can't see us.
03:18My tire popped.
03:19My tire just popped.
03:20That's not good.
03:21That is really not good.
03:22We're going to hit up out of here.
03:24Up like this.
03:25Like this.
03:25I do not want to get caught through here.
03:29Am I good?
03:30I might be good.
03:32Uh.
03:33I don't know where this goes, but we're going this way.
03:36Uh, the only issue with this, I'm pretty sure this goes out to the river, uh, and the
03:39cops are probably going to be waiting there when I get out, which is, if that happens,
03:42oh my God, it's going to be terrible.
03:43All right, let's see if they're waiting.
03:46What is this?
03:47Red Bull.
03:48It gives you wings.
03:49Wings.
03:50No more slithering.
03:52Give it a try.
03:54Either this all wings thing is nonsense.
03:57I must have done something wrong.
03:59I don't see him.
04:04I don't see the helicopter at all.
04:05I think we're good.
04:06I actually think we're clean.
04:07I got to get this thing fixed up.
04:08I got to get the color changed.
04:10Uh, and I got my, I have to change my uniform.
04:12That was, that, that was not exactly how I planned it, but it went pretty well.
04:16Dude, this thing does not turn anymore.
04:17No, no, it is not.
04:19That is not the helicopter.
04:21No way.
04:22You're trolling.
04:23You're trolling.
04:25No, and the cops behind me, you're trolling.
04:27You're trolling.
04:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:29I got to get this fixed.
04:30I got to get this fixed.
04:30I got to get this fixed.
04:31Please, please, please, please, please.
04:33Oh my God.
04:34Turn down here.
04:35No, please.
04:37Come on.
04:37Move, move, please.
04:39No, he's going to block off the mechanic shop.
04:40He's going to block it off.
04:43Dude, guys, guys, guys.
04:45Listen, you don't want to do this, man.
04:46I'll shoot you.
04:47Then if you shoot.
04:48Okay, okay.
04:48Chill, chill, chill, chill.
04:49Chill, not another cop.
04:50Guys, please.
04:51Get out of the, get out of the way.
04:53Yes.
04:54No.
04:55Listen, man.
04:56I need to get this fixed.
05:00Guys, oh, it's closed?
05:01All right, I'll come back later.
05:02After I escape.
05:03This thing does not turn anymore, dude.
05:04It actually does not turn.
05:05All right.
05:06All right, all right.
05:07Can I get out this way?
05:09Yeah, I can.
05:09All right.
05:10What about the bennies?
05:12Dude, look at this car.
05:13Look at this car.
05:14It's smoking now.
05:15It's smoking.
05:16That's lovely.
05:16I love that.
05:17I'm so happy.
05:18It's done.
05:18It's done.
05:19It's done.
05:19It's actually done.
05:21There's no shot I even make it anywhere near the mechanic shop with this.
05:24I don't know how it's still going, but, uh, what it is.
05:28That's, you know, we still, we still got it.
05:29All right.
05:29That's the thing that's important.
05:30It may catch on fire any second now, but, you know, and there goes my door.
05:34Guys, I'm embarrassed at this point.
05:35Okay.
05:35Okay.
05:36I'm embarrassed at this point.
05:37This thing's getting hard to drive.
05:38Uh, how do I get to the mechanic shop?
05:39I got in this way up here.
05:40Dude, I'm not, I'm not even lying.
05:42I'm not rolling.
05:43I'm not joking.
05:43It's actually just turning like this.
05:45Oh, please get to the bennies.
05:46Please, please, please.
05:48No, no, no, please.
05:51Turn, turn, turn.
05:53Oh my God.
05:54It's about a break.
05:54It's actually about a break.
05:55It's about a break.
05:55It's about a break.
05:56It's about a break.
05:57Go.
05:58It's right here.
05:58It's right here.
05:59It's right here.
06:00Open.
06:00Open.
06:01Yes.
06:01Yes.
06:02And no, it's a cop car.
06:05I can't repair the cop car.
06:05It won't let me repair the cop car.
06:07It won't let me repair it.
06:09I'm out of options.
06:10Guys, guys, I'm putting the C4 away.
06:12Okay.
06:12I'm putting it away.
06:13Oh, dude, he's suiting up.
06:15I gotta go to this one.
06:16Who is this?
06:18No, you're lying.
06:19How is he alive?
06:19How is that guy alive?
06:20How is that guy alive?
06:21I'm pretty sure that's the guy from the dam.
06:23Hello, sir.
06:23I'm Dr. Jackson with EMS.
06:24How are you doing?
06:25Hi, how are you?
06:26I'm doing great.
06:26I'm just chilling.
06:27How are you doing?
06:27You're just chilling?
06:30Yes.
06:31Yes.
06:32We gotta go.
06:32We gotta go.
06:33Go.
06:33Go.
06:34Shoot.
06:34Pull the shoot.
06:35Go.
06:35Go.
06:36Land.
06:36Land.
06:37Ow.
06:37Ow.
06:38Get up.
06:39Hurry.
06:39Oh, it's over.
06:40It's over.
06:40Nope.
06:40There's no how.
06:41How do I do this?
06:43How do I get out of here?
06:43How do I get out of here?
06:45I do.
06:48No way.
06:49No way.
06:50No way!
06:51You're joking.
06:52You're joking.
06:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
07:23is this guy alive that is unfortunate because that means i'm gonna be out a uh i'm gonna be
07:27out a solid 100k uh we are getting out of jail now that that was just an unfortunate series of
07:31events there at the end i'm gonna switch my uniform switch up the car and then we're gonna
07:34go on to uh some more hitman jobs all right we switch the uniform and uh this is the car we're
07:37using now uh it's pretty much the same one except it is uh it's a little more police like i was
07:40immediately gonna do more jobs a teensy easy little thing came into my mind of if that guy
07:45survived the hitman job he came back and he tried to kill me i'm getting my revenge on this guy we're
07:49gonna head down to the city we're gonna try to find this guy i mean we know where he works he
07:52literally owns the uh literally owns the bowling alley so i'm gonna go stake out that location
07:56when he shows up i'm going to snipe him grab his body and throw him in a grave myself going like
08:01right up on top of here would be perfect i'm pretty sure i can get up this way i'm gonna
08:04call this guy hello hello are you the owner of box balls i am you are you open uh yeah we're open for
08:10business the door's locked uh yeah i have to come back down there at the hospital are you coming down
08:14though oh yeah just give me one second i gotta do my description phil all right i'll see you soon
08:18all right he's coming down here i'm gonna snipe him and then we're gonna throw him in a grave
08:22oh this is him i think at caldian jewelers get up to 50% off on making charges
08:38got him got him oh yeah baby i'm making sure you're dead this time pal i'm making sure you're dead this time
08:44yeah that's fine it's coming for you little quad why why do you have a panic button sir are you a
08:48police officer yes the fuck i am oh no i got a disguise stop stop stop stop stop stop stop don't do
08:54that hey hey back here back here i think they're the stolen yes the guy in the driver's seat no i'm
09:00in the driver's seat hi in the driver's seat sir you really screwed over my plan here
09:05stop raising the panic button stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop okay now you don't
09:10get your little your little stupid button there pal okay all you had to do was stay dead okay but
09:14you didn't have to come back you didn't have to come back i'm not gonna die sir i'm gonna make sure
09:18that you're in the grave okay i'm gonna put you there myself i'm gonna bury you listen you're gonna
09:22die pal okay it's uh it's inevitable jeez louise i'm not stupid this works very well in my favor
09:31oh i got you all right all right never mind you're not making that
09:38he's gonna overshoot it yep and i'm good i'm actually a genius i'm a genius i'm a genius i knew
09:44the cops gonna overshoot it listen sir you're dying oh my god these cows are hardships yes they are sir
09:49where did this guy come from how did you find me you got a blip on a blip's not even gonna matter in
09:54a second all right so this is what i'm gonna do we're getting a plane you and i are gonna go on a
09:57little vacation oh you mean to uh are you taking me to alcatraz or are you taking me to forget the
10:02name of the other island i know where you're taking to uh ko perico um i haven't decided yet
10:06you know i'm still trying to make up my mind here um anyways i'm getting my revenge on you one way or
10:10another okay listen we have a long kiss do we though i've i've killed you most two times and you've
10:17screwed me over most three times i'm because i have absolutely zero recollection of what you're
10:21talking about sir but um so this is the day that our history ends okay no yeah yeah
10:27hey he's gonna kill me shoot his ass no they're not gonna shoot me sir i'm a police officer right
10:32my job is here i'm here to uphold the law that's embarrassing nice one nice one that's just that's
10:38embarrassing i don't want to talk about that nice one okay i actually got that one all right i actually
10:44got that one you're done i just i just want to i hope you know this is 100 genuinely the day you die
10:50oh this is 110 yes i think you might die as well yeah why die every day yeah i think you're gonna kill
10:54me before you even reach the plane he has a bomb he has a bomb he moan why do you moan like that
10:58listen listen i'm gonna kill him i'm gonna kill him if you don't back up you're gonna kill me either
11:03way ma'am man it's all a misunderstanding uh he's grabbing the other jet i see that uh that's not
11:09really my problem you're not gonna be in the plane for long sir listen bud this is a bit of a
11:13predicament my i can get caught here i've already gotten caught today all right my plan already a little
11:17down the drain i kind of hope this region plane blows the profile yeah that would that would be that
11:20would be an interesting turn of events but i have a parachute so i should be okay this is your
11:25captain speaking we have reached our cruising destination have a nice trip goodbye oh my god
11:29there he goes there he goes and we gotta evade this guy we gotta lose him which is easy because i don't
11:34think he has a parachute all right our car is gone i'm accepting that our car is gone but i'm gonna lose
11:38this guy by jettisoning out of the plane and then i'm good he's sticking to me though i'm surprised he
11:43stole the plane yeah i took that i feel like the police department wouldn't like him stealing a jet
11:46but you gotta do what you gotta do however uh this this is my stop so i will see him later bye there
11:54goes our plane parachute did he jump out too he's gonna try to hit me he's gonna try to hit me no no no
12:03what oh my god what what the heck was that i'm unconscious what the heck who the heck is this
12:11who are you hello oh i can't get any oh who are you um strapped oh no no no i'm fine okay i need
12:20you to drop me off okay um where do you drop me off like over there i've set a white point all right
12:25i'll go there right now i'm gonna hide uh just pull over if they try to pull you over
12:33out of the car get out of the vehicle get out of the vehicle put your hands up put your hands up
12:40oh my god can i can i clutch this you will be shocked
12:45oh they shot my tire no no no no no no no this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad
12:53okay all right um i gotta think i gotta think i gotta think i gotta think okay what do we do we have
12:57to steal a different car this one is absolutely terrible this one is gonna be much better
13:02excuse me sir
13:07here we go this is it this is it this is it this is it this is it uh new plan all right we gotta go to
13:11the beach we're gonna steal a jet ski we're gonna escape that way i blow their helicopter i doubt that
13:14guy still has the plane which means they can't track me unless they steal the other jet skis but i
13:17have a sticky bomb so i'm then going to blow up the other jet skis that cop stole my car that's good
13:21i love that love that they stole my car i'm gonna blow up the other jet skis i'm then going to steal one
13:24of the jet skis escape they can't chase me bada bing bada boom genius plan zero chance of failure
13:31uh hundred percent chance of success i hope it's got to stick it to me though i have to get a good
13:35enough gap where i can take the jet ski and blow up the other ones oh he's coming up on me he's coming
13:38up on me uh this way through here like this like this oh no i'm actually worried i'm nervous i'm
13:46nervous i'm nervous i'm nervous i'm nervous i'm nervous i'm nervous i'm nervous i'm nervous
13:47there are no jet skis where the jet skis where are the jet skis dude dude there's always jet skis
13:54always thanks for saving me no no no stop listen listen listen listen listen i'm out of the vehicle
14:05i'm out i'm out okay love that love that oh dude i'm i i'm i'm screwed what am i what what am i doing
14:11with my life bro why are there no jet skis if i go back if i go back are there gonna be just
14:14keys maybe like someone took him out for rent or something oh no uh he's got his gun out up the
14:18stairs upstairs upstairs upstairs if festive glue is what you're looking for around the year use joy
14:25upton face wash with the goodness of haldi chandan and keser joy beautiful by nature
14:34i turn around and shoot him what do i do i need more i need uh all these cars are terrible these are all
14:37absolutely awful cars the jet skis are there the jet skis are there now okay that's weird but um
14:43that's you know weird is weird is fine hop down hop down run to the jet skis okay
14:51take it on the black one on the black one
14:57i pulled the jet skis and i'm going i'm going they can't chase me now oh my god oh they're shooting
15:00they're shooting they're shooting they're shooting they're shooting they're shooting oh genius iq
15:04absolutely genius plan oh my god it was a little scuffed at the start but it worked out oh my god
15:08this is actually the greatest idea i've ever had that worked out so well dude all right now now i
15:11got to change my outfit again and we're gonna do more hitman jobs we're gonna change up my car
15:14we're gonna go do more hitman jobs now hi i need someone you know gone okay who her name's ashlyn
15:21she's a cop she's right now a pillbox she went on that has the cowboy hat no oh but she's up the
15:27box right now she's i wish she's the only woman cop quantity so okay uh what's she driving but she's
15:34like a pillbox in the icu room okay all right i will uh i'll do that and then i'll drop her body
15:39somewhere for you okay oh i'm not pay box too oh okay then i'll just leave it there yep all right
15:43goodbye all right actually uh i'm just gonna hop on this building right here and snipe her when she
15:47comes out i think yeah we're gonna go like this and then when she comes out we should be able to
15:55snipe her i'm gonna get a call back i'm gonna have this guy get her outside hey can you uh can you get
15:59her outside by the car okay thank you thank you all right when she comes out we should be able to just
16:04take a shot at her and then i mean he's here so we don't even need to bring her body we just need to
16:09uh to go and leave i see the doors moving i think she's coming out there she is all right oh no where's
16:14she going can't get an angle there we go no i missed i missed dude no way where is she where is she
16:26i gotta go i gotta go i missed no way i fumbled how how how oh no i will play cool play cool play
16:38cool play cool all right what if we uh oh my god okay then the cop disguise worked that cop like paid
16:45no attention to me hey what's going on we got shot fired yeah the sniper situation uh a sniper from where
16:55uh believe like north north northbound was spanish north northbound yeah and westbound okay ma'am was
17:04he trying to kill you yeah all right we need to get you into protective custody come with me uh officer
17:09lay down some cover if they start shooting okay well is this gonna work what is he doing ma'am
17:14now come with me uh can i get my own car no no no no because he he probably knows where your car looks
17:19like you gotta come with it you gotta come in mine all right come on come on come on quick quick quick quick
17:21okay oh my god is this gonna work hop in hop in quick quick quick quick i turned the radio off
17:29and i'm tracking it um turn the radio off now turn the radio off okay listen i don't know why you
17:38had to like be moving around all right i'm supposed to hit my shot if you won't stop moving it's not
17:42personal okay someone just paid me a lot of money to kill you just don't go on that radio don't touch
17:46that panic button either i have to make a phone call hey hello hey it didn't go to plan but i got
17:52her okay she's alive in my car what should i do with her oh nah just get rid of her she knows me
17:56all right i'll go kill her right now oh i'll meet up with you after it's done and i'll get my money
17:59okay yep have a nice day that's really what you want to do is you sure you want to do this i'm positive
18:04i why are you laughing is something funny okay don't pull your gun out don't pull your gun out
18:14why are you laughing this is not a laughing matter see i'm serious about this
18:21that's gonna be you okay you have no idea what you're doing do you
18:24i'm being honest with you i am completely lost on what i'm gonna do right now
18:36hang on if you say anything if you say anything if you say anything i'm gonna kill you right now
18:40instead of later okay don't say anything don't say anything hello officer can i ask why are you
18:46doing your fisher yes yes sir s s fisher sam sam fisher um sam can the ranger come around here for a
18:54minute no no uh no no stop otherwise i'm gonna give you a demerit point on your cadet license listen is
19:03there a problem i thought fisher's call sign was 504 it's not 253 this call sign is my my call
19:10sorry what what did you say it's 253 it's 253 you saw it on the badge yeah but it's no longer is he a
19:18lspd no it's rain i'm a ranger i'm a ranger a ranger but i'm a ranger yeah like i'm new so you
19:24probably don't know me so so why are you driving this girl around again sorry uh protective custody
19:29sir protective custody there's a head out on her head stop stop stop why are you going there he
19:34might be the he might be the suspect ma'am he might be the suspect sir sir go ahead and go ahead
19:39don't move don't move i'm gonna pat you down sir i'm screwed have a nice day see i don't know why
19:47you're talking okay i told you explicitly not to say anything and what you do you went ahead and said
19:52something okay so now now now you're just gonna die immediately this cop is terrible he i lost him
19:58already okay i can make it okay what kind of deal i'm open to deals uh me instead of kidding me
20:07deal but you gotta pay me double okay um
20:12five hundred thousand dollars i'm not gonna have that much money okay all right five thousand dollars
20:18d is that a deal sir back up is that a deal yeah okay okay watch this watch this he's not gonna have
20:27any deal what happened there ain't no way you leave the cop i'm losing the cops stop laughing at
20:35me i don't understand what's funny all right this is a very stressful situation you didn't realize
20:38that's fisher that's not really that's fisher that's fisher you're kidding
20:44no dude okay dude that is ridiculous okay what are the chances of that i have like nine badges on
20:50me that just happens to be the one i pick lovely you gotta pay me up front okay right now i gotta
20:55lose this cop oh it's only one okay five thousand dollars got it okay i appreciate the five grand
21:00i will kill the guy um that put the hit out on you but here's my thing if i kill you i get double the
21:08money right i mean i i'm still gonna bend it yeah of course you wouldn't recommend it you're the one
21:14that's gonna end up dying not me so i'm gonna kill you i just have to i just get a big enough gap on
21:18this cop to where i can put a blow in your head and then we'll be chilling you know actually you know
21:22what i'll i'll definitely let you go hey hey if i hey hey if i let her go will you stop chasing me
21:27yeah promise yeah no cap okay all right if you chase me we're gonna have a problem all right ma'am
21:33you gotta hop out have a nice day okay okay i i should have expected that here this is my plan i can't
21:41kill her with the cops on me and as long as she's in my car they can track her gps so i need to get
21:46her out of my car so i can lose these guys then i'm gonna circle back and kill her like after i
21:50lose the cops uh but i can't lose them if she's in my car basically so that's the idea here every
21:54cop on the surface a gps tracker that they like it's just you cannot turn it off as long as you're
21:57a cop in the car you're pretty much screwed now that she's in their car i can lose them i can then
22:01circle back in a minute sniper get my money then kill this guy and then i got her money too so that's a
22:07a double hit we got a two for one turn down here not what i wanted to do not what i wanted to do
22:12but it might have worked out it might oh not really oh my goodness ow you you lied to me you lied to me
22:17sir there's like a 50 50 chance that they would listen i'm being honest it's like 50 50. it should
22:21be easy to lose them though this car's pretty fast go up this way up here drop down down down
22:28hopefully hit the jump okay he did the same thing oh my god how did he up there okay i was thinking that
22:33those cops would fully hit the jump and i would they would like overshoot it that does not appear
22:36to be the case uh-oh hey stop the vehicle sir what vehicle this is a horse no no more messing around
22:43no more messing around we're we're going we're going goblin mode okay so they shouldn't be able
22:46to track this car if i can get a big enough gap on them all right what if we go like up here
22:52okay oh i can't get up here okay there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go hop back
22:57down back down how how flip flip flip flip flip flip and i'm going i'm going i'm going
23:07am i good i think i'm good the plan didn't go as clean as i was hoping but it's not over yet all i
23:12gotta do is snipe her i'm assuming she's gonna go back to the hospital to pick up her car so i'm
23:16gonna snipe her and then going to to kill the guy that that paid me to kill her i get double the money
23:21for both hits and then we're chilling you know we're chilling like a villain absolute villain if you guys
23:25are enjoying this video so far i've been a lot if you can hit that like button down below and
23:28subscribe button if you do the channel as well as notifications if you want to see more of these
23:31videos it's her car so wait is her car still here even okay her car's not even here anymore all right
23:35i'm assuming she's going to the pd next i mean that that'd be the obvious thing i'm gonna go like on
23:38top of one of these roofs and then when she comes out sniper let's get the sniper out okay she might
23:44actually be in this in that traffic stop hang on oh there she is there she is three two one
24:04got her oh oh he's shooting at me he's shooting at me all right we're gonna hop down we're gonna hop down
24:10we're gonna hop down get in the car get in the car we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go yeah cops on me
24:16cops on me it's fine we'll lose them we'll lose them we'll lose them put the lights on we're zooming
24:20we're zooming we're zooming we're zooming okay uh through the parking garage oh my god my driving
24:26could be a little bit better i'm not gonna lie my driving could be a little bit better right now i'm
24:29gonna hit this jump um and then i'm gonna hit it slowly though so they overshoot it maybe yeah i think
24:32that's the plan okay the last second we'll slow down and we'll reverse and that should give us a
24:40bit of a gap not really though okay i gotta think of a better plan here i'm gonna actually give this
24:43guy a call real quick so i'll tell him that uh hit the hit is done i completed the hit hey what's up
24:48hey i completed the hit can i transfer you money instead of two risk give it up yeah yeah yeah transfer
24:52uh my sanity is one all right how much is it um one thousand dollars all right i'm gonna send it to you
24:58right now okay let me confirm hey guys i'm just waiting on that i'm just waiting on a little bit
25:02of a money transfer right now you know because that money chance that that decides what i do next what
25:07are you talking about oh what's up lipstick yeah what's up baby girl how you doing don't call me
25:10that listen we lost eyes on the suspect okay we don't know where he went oh my god this guy is
25:14stupid i told this guy that the hit was one thousand dollars he accidentally added an extra zero
25:20hitman wait you're a hitman no i'm a cop sir pull over that wasn't me that was the other guy in the
25:25white porch i'm pretty sure the suspect was going eastbound all right stop stop stop stop stop go
25:30go for strikes did not not work at all i can just go around them yeah oh my god that cop car got
25:35crutched with pipes this guy officer lipstick here he's a moron can i like hit a jump out of here maybe
25:41i don't even need to let me just go like this oh oh oh oh stop stop stop don't talk to me okay
25:48don't talk to me that guy's stupid he actually paid me ten thousand dollars instead of one thousand
25:52dollars no okay oh i'm sorry are you okay i don't really care all right what if i
26:02go up this up here up here sorry betsy my bad um okay all right all right dude what am i doing here
26:09what am i what am i doing with my driving why i got these guys are chasing after me
26:14oh it worked i got brake checked my brain checked oh my god that never works oh i love that that's
26:19amazing i'm gonna do is out drive these cops you know once i drive them uh it shouldn't be a
26:23problem this car is starting to break down a teensy little bit but here's the thing about this guy
26:27paying me over bank transfer rather than cash you have another cop right there is i don't need to
26:31kill him now it was just gonna be another risk to kill him uh but i may as well have done it anyways
26:35but now that i got both my money for only one hit i kind of scumaz that lady all right i'm not going
26:40up the crane uh that never goes well let me go down here oh boy right there we go there we go there we go
26:48oh goodness are you okay okay that yeah that literally did not do anything to get them off
26:58of me i i'm having a bit of a trouble uh at this current moment trying to figure out my plan here
27:02if i just like a crazy jump or something my god dude these cops are terrible drivers they're worse
27:08than me hey hello man's your friend need him dead who police man green shirt cowboy hat
27:17say less say less i'll do that i'll do that i'll kill him five thousand dollars okay all right i'll call
27:23you back when it's completed goodbye we got a big app on him we got to kill the guy in the cowboy hat
27:26in the trooper car the issue is i can't kill him oh oh no oh no okay we're fine we're fine we're fine
27:32i can't kill him mid police chase otherwise the other cops are just gonna absolutely light me up and gun
27:36me down i'm gonna lose these guys this bike is gonna be an issue though that's the thing if i
27:40shoot one of the cops mid chase the other ones are just gonna shoot at me and that won't go well it
27:43never goes well get some speed going here honestly i'm gonna hit this i'm gonna hit this i'm gonna
27:49hit this oh dude dude dude dude okay okay okay ow did not land it i did not land it i did not land
27:57it we're gonna go down dude why did none of these work none of my plans are working i mean to be honest
28:02all these plans are extremely stupid ideas uh actually there's only one cop on me now so i
28:06could gun him down oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no my silly little heart
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28:32open open open open uh fine this way where am i going what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do
28:39okay okay i can't walk on that i guess that did not work uh there's like ladders all around here i just
28:44need to get one up one um i don't like how fast they're running up on me though okay this climb up
28:48this climb up this hey officer hey i'm in a bit of a predicament right now can i give you a call
28:55back in a minute yeah please do okay goodbye all right uh can i climb up here nope come up here
29:03nope oh please don't tell me i'm stuck listen listen listen listen listen listen oh no am i stuck
29:08i'm actually stuck listen stop stop stop stop stop stop back up okay back up we're gonna have a problem
29:13here oh that's too far oh no guys listen we can talk about this all right you guys want to talk we
29:18can talk we can all be buddies stop stop stop stop stop stop stop listen listen listen listen
29:22okay i'll get down on the ground oh i can hit that jump though i can hit this jump there we go
29:28oh okay we're fine we're fine all right there's a cop down there oh my god these cops are crazy at
29:33parkour what is this what is this it's like jason born dude we got like james bond chasing us
29:38okay the important thing okay more cops love that love this i i love the situations i get myself
29:42into lovely i might be able to get back to my car if i uh if i'm careful yeah stop stop put that down
29:50oh my god you missed you missed oh why are you why are you saying oh dude i don't i don't like
29:55the situation i'm not a fan of this situation uh there's like a there's like an inside there's
30:01like a warehouse somewhere near here i missed my taser i see my car i see my car i see my car go go go go
30:07go to the car come on come on come on come on stop it just died it literally just died okay sorry about
30:15that i'm out of the car i'm out of the car um go up here come on up up i can get up here can i get up
30:24here can i get up here yes okay okay i'm over this this over over over over okay hop down i don't know if
30:35they i don't know if they like they know where i like how to get me oh he sees me he totally sees
30:38me he totally sees me this dude i don't know what to do with this situation okay some crazy parkour do
30:44not fall um oh i can't do anything can i hit this nope nope nope ow ow that did not work that that
30:56didn't work i'm i'm done i'm done hey officer come here come here come here come here come here
31:01okay that you missed again you're terrible you're trash you're trash there's a warehouse or something
31:08near here i just don't know where it is listen bro we're doing a lot of running here okay how
31:11do you guys stop chasing me now we can all go home not going up there again stop stop stop stop stop
31:16stop stop stop stop stop stop stop don't do crack you can't do that you're a cop
31:29i don't have cover here i don't have any cover here i don't have any cover here i don't have
31:31any cover here kill two cops oh no oh my god all right i just got out of prison that did not go to
31:38plan at all um i do actually have to go find someone to give a hundred thousand dollars to though once
31:41i do that i'm gonna go ahead and uh do more hitmen jobs i gotta kill the cop with the cowboy hat next
31:45which honestly is personal as well so we're gonna go ahead and do that now you know let's bless up
31:49some ems today hey excuse me what up are you poor not really what about passengers are you poor this
31:54guy is on this guy's a crackhead okay how poor are you how much money do you have 20 grand well
31:59congrats you now have an extra one hundred thousand dollars congratulations you guys have fun dealing
32:04with this crackhead all right we're gonna try to kill this other cop next i think i know how i'm
32:07gonna do it all right i actually found the cop's phone number online so i'm gonna go ahead and give
32:10him a call uh see if he can meet me down at the police station to help a little old lady with a
32:14problem i'm gonna call him right now senior ranger fisher how can i help you today hi officer fisher
32:19hi hi can i have some help please can i can we do plans tonight no i need help oh you need help
32:26yeah my purse was stolen your bus was stolen my purse your purse yeah my purse was stolen i need
32:32to make a police report okay where are you um can you meet me at mrpd yeah sure i'll be there in two
32:38seconds ma'am okay can you please stand on the front steps of mrpd i have cataracts and it's hard for me to
32:43see i'm i'm about to be a mrpd okay see you soon officer i gotta get onto those roofs we can kill
32:48him all right let's see um that's him in the cowboy hat honestly we could just take the assault rifle
32:52and gun him down that might be the best way yeah i'm gonna go ahead and do that all right three two
32:56one oh my god okay okay okay there's another cop there i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go
33:05i gotta go hop down quickly quickly oh i think they see me i think they see me what if we pretend
33:08to be like a responding officer right like yeah like what if we repent pretend to be responding
33:12all right where's the where's the suspect the shots fired where's the sniper i don't know that's what
33:18i'm asking what oh blue blue car blue car hey pull over hey pull over pull over no way you're done
33:27okay i can't i can't leave that looking to crime on this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
33:30yeah why's this guy okay okay why are they following me hey no go with the blue car the
33:37blue car come on dude come on oh my god i thought that was actually gonna work out perfectly come on
33:43dude oh no oh boy do not spin out actually i gotta call this guy dude uh hey hey just stop just stop
33:50what do you mean what do you mean okay he's not answering love that i honestly need to start getting
33:55paid up front dude because this is getting kind of risky we'll go this way go this way if i hide
34:03do they see me yeah no they see me they see me for sure okay all right round number 32 of trying
34:09to lose the cops in a police chase hopefully it goes well oh my god they're so slow though they're
34:12actually so slow contrary to popular belief the cops do have working eyes i don't like these
34:16motorcycles bro they're actually hard to lose i can smoke these regular cop cars any time of day
34:20any day of the week but these motorcycles are difficult because they like are all terrain
34:24like dirt bikes how do i hop down here no i don't even do i know what i do i know what i'm gonna do
34:32okay all right all right not funny not funny okay well i'm stuck now i'm congrats i'm stuck turn up
34:43turn it off go for the spice do not spike me do not spike me do not spike if you spike me i'll shoot you
34:49okay all right you know new plan i was gonna i was gonna ramp up and hit them off of that but uh that did
34:53not work new plan new plan oh my god i heard that cop go splat i guess speed going here though
34:57speed i am speed good speed good speed good speed good speed we break oh okay okay okay
35:07that actually worked out really well i'm gonna go here
35:09i think he's going into the water no no he's not oh my god he got saved by the boxes oh come on
35:37come on we're gonna try to jump again we're gonna do one more time hopefully we can get someone to
35:41go into the water we're gonna get as much speed as possible as much speed as possible and then we
35:45break we break oh no not in the water not in the water not in the water oh he's going in no how is he
35:55so lucky no no no no no no no no no no all right this thing's getting a little bit hard to turn at
36:00this point oh my god i reamed that cop i absolutely reamed that cop bro oh my goodness we got a gap
36:08though we got a gap going we got to go up here like this what did i hit what did i just hit okay what if
36:14i wait quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick oh they see me they see me dude what am i hitting
36:21what am i hitting okay somehow the cop is not dead but that was absolutely hilarious though
36:26sorry sir my apologies i'm either gonna have to switch cars or lose these guys very very soon
36:30because this thing is not gonna last oh my god oh my god that cop just died that cop part of her
36:35sent just died okay okay i'm gonna go like this i'm gonna go like this down down land it land it land
36:43it land it land it land it okay we're good i don't see them my driving is absolutely terrible i think
36:46we're good though i actually think we lost them this car is in really really rough shape that was
36:50that was not the cleanest of hits but we executed it just fine i'm gonna switch my outfit and i got
36:54a new police car that's a little more discreet this time so i'm gonna do a few more hitman jobs
36:57and i think we should be good to go oh my god hello officer lipstick oh hello hey hi how are you
37:03feeling after getting reamed by my car yeah that wasn't like i'm calling for it though oh you're
37:08calling for a hit you guys are all corrupt aren't you okay i want this really it's a police officer
37:13too so that that adds to the oh oh you got some workplace workplace beef it's it's not really
37:17beef it's just uh very annoying i would call it beef if you want him killed and who is it have you
37:22have you killed leonardo today i have actually not killed leonardo today no i haven't i think
37:25i think that leonardo would be a good choice is he the one with the eye black oh yes it is he's
37:29he's uh he's a high rank so i think he also wears a white shirt he drives a high rank constantly oh yeah
37:33okay okay officer lipstick just for you i'm gonna give you a special deal all right okay on pricing 150
37:38thousand dollars it's light okay that's light yeah i make a lot of money oh right i sell guns
37:43yeah i sell guns you sell guns from evidence yeah did you um did you get me a car bomb i could
37:48actually all right meet me um you know the bus station uh by the homeless camp okay i'll be
37:52parked in the back of the bus station all right bye-bye okay so here's the plan i'm going to get
37:56the car bomb from him sneak into the pd garage where i am then going to plant the car bomb on his
38:00explorer when he gets in it kaboosh you know he's dead i get my hundred grand and then we're good to
38:05go you know then i can retire hey what's up hey what's up pop culture back to stuff i do have to
38:09stop all right we got your number one question item right there you know you have access to all
38:15evidence yeah yeah yeah that's why you have to make your way up there just yeah yeah maybe i'll get a
38:19legit job at the police station you know i need you to get him into the pd though for like a meeting
38:22okay i'm gonna plant a bomb on his car i think he's already in the pd oh in that case i need him out
38:26of his car that's the thing i can't plant a bomb i think his car is in the garage right now if i remember
38:31that's why i needed keys all right you're you're a terrible police officer like you are you are you
38:35are menace to society yeah you know after seeing so much bad you kind of just turn into it yeah you
38:39either die a hero you live long enough to see yourself become the villain that's so stupid
38:44we're gonna try to do this kind of like quietly i think oh yeah she unlocked it for me oh my god
38:48you're having a having a corrupt cop on your side oh that's the car is that it yeah i think i think
38:53all right i'm just gonna go walk around inside yeah yeah yeah in a second you should have him come down
38:57to the car okay okay all right we're gonna come here hopefully no one comes down here while i'm
39:01doing this but we're gonna plant the car bomb uh we're gonna make it so when he turns the car on
39:05it uh it automatically explodes like when he turns the key the car's gonna blow up all right install
39:09in the car there we go car bomb installed and we're gonna go sit across in our cruiser over here
39:13and watch our uh watch our magnificent work happen there he goes there he goes yes yes there he goes
39:22there he goes there he goes okay that is so clean that was so clean oh my god that might
39:27have been the cleanest one i've ever done that actually worked out perfectly dude i'm gonna give
39:30him a call i'm gonna give lobster lipstick a call yeah what's going on buddy yeah that was the per
39:33that was perfectly executed yeah yeah that was nice that was actually that was probably my best kit
39:37mansion i've ever done can i get my can i get my money cash yeah how much will the pizza cost pizza
39:43yeah pizza oh yeah because you're on this at all the cops okay um 150k i think we said
39:48where do you where do you want me to deliver the pizza to i mean where are you delivering
39:53um you know the the strip club well i'm sure you know it you know this oh of course i do that's
39:57yeah oh every day after every day wow i'll be in the parking lot i'll meet you today here he is
40:02i got your past money sir hey good to know brother man good to know there you go sir 150
40:08buckaroos all right i appreciate that you have a lovely day hopefully your boss is no longer a problem
40:12i have a nice day all right we got our money so that that 150 000 actually makes up for the one i had to
40:16give away so i actually think we're up this video all right what's gonna be for today so if you guys
40:19did enjoy make sure you leave a like down below subscribe if you're new and i'll catch you guys
40:22out to the next one later
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