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Lightning Jack Is Coming And the Wild West Will Never Be the Same Again WESTERN MOVIE
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00:00:00...down to the riverbed, I reckon.
00:00:01He ain't the fastest gun alive.
00:00:03Not anymore.
00:00:05You better go fetch the body.
00:00:06Yes, sir.
00:00:07Marshal, Marshal Kurtz in the center.
00:00:09You've got to be in the center of the photograph.
00:00:12Can we have a statement, Marshal?
00:00:14Well, I'm not much for speeches.
00:00:15I'll leave that to the politicians.
00:00:17I am just a man who's doing the job that people elected me to do.
00:00:23I think today we sent out a message to all lawbreakers.
00:00:27In Junction City, you will respect the law.
00:00:32Or you will learn to fear it.
00:00:35I guess these boys are just slow learners.
00:00:40Three cheers from Marshal Kurtz.
00:00:42Hip, hip.
00:00:42Hooray.
00:00:43Hip, hip.
00:00:43Hooray.
00:00:44Hip, hip.
00:00:45Hooray.
00:00:46All right.
00:00:49Hold it.
00:00:57Hooray.
00:00:58Hooray.
00:00:59Hooray.
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00:01:24read that out to me yes sir but you don't need the gun so ain't the law
00:01:32read it younger gang wiped out
00:01:38that part the only flaw in the trap was the escape of lightning jack kane
00:01:49although several witnesses swore he was shot full of holes and riding dead in the saddle
00:01:59kane is of medium height and build blonde hair
00:02:07with a mean weathered face and has an english accent english yes sir
00:02:17i don't speak english no i'm a bloody australian oh can i send this to my mates back home and tell
00:02:26them what a big success i am here if it says i'm english bloody newspapers never get anything right
00:02:31you know that's right marshall dan kurtz was unconcerned saying dead or alive kane don't
00:02:39matter we got cole younger he was the leader and brains of the gang kane was a follower and just a
00:02:50brainless no account without the younger brothers he's nothing
00:02:55he's nothing without the younger brothers or nothing
00:03:04brainless no account that's what it said sir
00:03:09you'll see who's brainless
00:03:14what's going on
00:03:23that's four bags of salt two sacks of flour you got that boy that's four bags of salt
00:03:40two bags of flour now that's on top of my regular order
00:03:46this handwriting is so messed up mr kuhn maybe i can make it out it says thank you sir is that
00:04:13that's what i thought it said but it's bad written real bad
00:04:16well get him to load the rest of my order on the wagon out there and you better do the tallying up
00:04:21yourself being he can't ride proper why uh we don't want him doing no figuring do we
00:04:26put the rest of those goods on mr kuhn's wagon and no more sass you hear
00:04:34pay him no heed mr doyle it's a fine christian thing you've done taken on this
00:04:39poor unfortunate boy well it's been a real struggle mrs franks see the boy was poorly raised
00:04:46his folks filled his head with all kind of fool thoughts that he was just as good as a normal man
00:04:51of course when they died of the cholera i knew it was my christian duty to take him in
00:04:57try to get his mind right bless you good day mr doyle good day to you it's real hot out here today ma'am
00:05:04ben ben now josh kuhn is one of my best customers now i ain't gonna have you sass in here
00:05:24that's it no more notes and no more writing you understand
00:05:29now half the folks around here can't even read or write and it irks them that somebody like you can
00:05:34it's unnatural now i took you on when nobody else would i deserve some gratitude
00:05:47finish loading and tally up the cash draw and take it to the bank
00:05:59now hold steady john we can do this the easy way no one has to die or we can do it the hard way the
00:06:06choice is yours
00:06:10fill it up
00:06:10shut the door against the wall hands in the air get clear of that window
00:06:26fill it up
00:06:30against the wall
00:06:31keep away from the window what the hell's this store keepers they're closing up what stores
00:06:42they close at four they do their banking from four to five maybe you ought to come back after five
00:06:48you
00:06:55you
00:06:58yeah open the safe
00:07:00Open the safe.
00:07:08I said open the safe.
00:07:10I can't, sir. I'm just a teller.
00:07:11Only the manager knows the combination.
00:07:14Where's the manager?
00:07:19Oh, shit.
00:07:22Over there.
00:07:28Away from the window.
00:07:30Hey, they're rubbing the bag.
00:07:32Quick, call the sheriff.
00:07:33He's down.
00:07:35Give me that.
00:07:55You've got to hope you've got a lot of friends out there.
00:07:57Hold still, boys.
00:08:01He's got a hostage.
00:08:02It's only the dummy.
00:08:05Hold still, everyone.
00:08:15Mike.
00:08:16Come on.
00:08:19Trail him, Jed, but stay well back.
00:08:21We need a few good rifles with fresh horses.
00:08:25And find me somewhere I can read tracks.
00:08:26We'll meet at the leverage, David.
00:08:30Go.
00:08:30One word, and you're dead.
00:08:53Ha, ha.
00:08:54Where'd they go, Jed?
00:09:09I'm gonna pull that drop.
00:09:10See which circle him?
00:09:11Go straight?
00:09:12Yeah, follow me.
00:09:13Ha, ha!
00:09:14Ha!
00:09:14Ha!
00:09:14Ha!
00:09:14Ha!
00:09:14Ha!
00:09:15Ha!
00:09:15Ha!
00:09:16Ha!
00:09:17Ha!
00:09:17Ha!
00:09:18Ha!
00:09:19Ha!
00:09:19Ha!
00:09:20Ha!
00:09:20Ha!
00:09:21Ha!
00:09:22When I say jump, you jump.
00:09:29No questions, no back talk.
00:09:31Comprendo?
00:09:32Mount up.
00:09:32What are you, part of the engine or something?
00:09:42Nah, the engine would have been smart enough to let me ride right into one.
00:09:56The engine's gonna be here somewhere.
00:09:58Yes, it takes a minute where we're in.
00:09:59Head for the counter line.
00:10:00Let's go, boys.
00:10:01Ha!
00:10:02Ha!
00:10:03Ha!
00:10:04Ha!
00:10:05Ha!
00:10:06Ha!
00:10:07Ha!
00:10:08Ha!
00:10:09Ha!
00:10:10Ha!
00:10:11Ha!
00:10:12Ha!
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00:10:14Ha!
00:10:15Ha!
00:10:16Ha!
00:10:17Ha!
00:10:18Ha!
00:10:19Ha!
00:10:20Ha!
00:10:21Ha!
00:10:22Ha!
00:10:23Ha!
00:10:24Ha!
00:10:25Ha!
00:10:26Madam
00:10:26Get down.
00:10:32You did good, kept your mouth shut, I'm letting you go.
00:10:39You can talk now.
00:10:42Ya, you can't talk?
00:10:45turn around face that tree turn back you're a dead man
00:11:02don't even think about it I join your gang what gang what are you gonna do
00:11:25anyway walk into a bank and write them a note dumbest thing I ever heard of take
00:11:32your boots off quick I don't want you running back over there to tell the
00:11:40posse where we are
00:11:43just be glad that you're walking back to town instead of lying across the saddle
00:11:56adios
00:12:13it don't make no sense he's turned the
00:12:40horse loose and kept the boy maybe he's just running that poor dummy boy
00:12:44barefoot out of pure meanness
00:12:48stay alert men and shoot on sight
00:13:10shit how did you get
00:13:20I'm snakebit
00:13:33I'm snakebit
00:13:45I can't be snakebit
00:13:48that's another snake charm cost me $50
00:13:52yeah suck the poison
00:14:03you're gonna have to suck the poison out I can't reach it
00:14:18what put the gun down
00:14:37that's it
00:14:50is it just a splinter
00:14:52no bite
00:14:54see
00:14:56snake charm works
00:14:58I ain't scared of snakes okay I just don't like them
00:15:07none the less
00:15:16you was willing to chore on my butt to save my hide
00:15:20fact is
00:15:23you've been saving my hide since we met
00:15:26I ain't a man to take that lightly
00:15:30let's get
00:15:31better turn back by now
00:15:44posse will never cross the county line
00:15:47we've got some talking to do
00:15:49what you've given up the back
00:16:14or justice once
00:16:17how come you can't talk
00:16:28baby you had a baby
00:16:42you're the baby
00:16:48baby can't talk
00:16:50you was born dumb
00:16:52but not death
00:16:54not death
00:16:55what's your name
00:16:58what do people call you
00:17:00Ben Doyle
00:17:23Ben Doyle
00:17:25meet Lightning Jack Kane
00:17:28that's uh
00:17:33the Lightning Jack Kane
00:17:35you uh
00:17:40you probably heard of me
00:17:42what do people call you
00:17:45what do people call you
00:17:47what do people call you
00:17:48what do people call you
00:17:49what do people call you
00:17:50what do people call you
00:17:51what do people call you
00:17:51what do people call you
00:17:52what do people call you
00:17:53what do people call you
00:17:54what do people call you
00:17:55what do people call you
00:17:56what do people call you
00:17:56what do people call you
00:17:57what do people call you
00:17:58what do people call you
00:17:59what do people call you
00:18:00what do people call you
00:18:01what do people call you
00:18:02what do people call you
00:18:03what do people call you
00:18:04what do people call you
00:18:05what do people call you
00:18:06what do people call you
00:18:07what do people call you
00:18:08what do people call you
00:18:09what do people call you
00:18:11Down low.
00:18:41We want to be an outlaw.
00:18:57Not everybody.
00:19:04Gonna help me rob a bank.
00:19:07Yeah.
00:19:07You could have used some back-up last time, but, uh...
00:19:21Ah.
00:19:22Your ears, your eyes for me.
00:19:26You think I need your eyes?
00:19:31What makes you think I need your eyes?
00:19:37Just what gave you that notion.
00:19:52Yeah, well...
00:19:54Eyes get a little fuzzy, uh, up close.
00:19:56Trying to read or squint down a sight.
00:19:59But I can hit anything you can point at.
00:20:02And it'll be dead before your finger's straight.
00:20:07See that?
00:20:08That's an eagle eye.
00:20:10Got it off a Navajo medicine man.
00:20:12Seventy-five dollars.
00:20:14That's my aim and I.
00:20:16So don't start thinking.
00:20:18Just cause one part of me ain't working good that I got a weakness.
00:20:27Yeah.
00:20:29I guess you know better than me how folks react to weakness.
00:20:32Anyway.
00:20:40You still think I need help?
00:21:02I can tell a one dollar bill from a hundred dollar bill.
00:21:14They're all bloody ones.
00:21:16I locked off a bank for...
00:21:18...fifty bucks.
00:21:19What?
00:21:38I'll never tell anyone.
00:21:39Oh, you'll never tell anyone.
00:21:48Oh, you'll never tell anyone?
00:21:49Oh, of course.
00:21:51Hey, hey.
00:21:53While you're at it.
00:21:55Don't go talking to no one about that snake bite either.
00:21:58Hey?
00:21:59Don't go talking to no one.
00:22:01Hey?
00:22:02I'll just come out with them.
00:22:04Don't go talking.
00:22:05Don't tell anyone.
00:22:07Hey, Ben.
00:22:09I'll probably make up a lot more funny jokes like that about you.
00:22:13But if you ride with me...
00:22:15...nobody else will.
00:22:29Have you ever tried Arizona chicken?
00:22:37I mean, Australia's a colony.
00:22:40You see?
00:22:41So if you rob a bank back there, you want it all over the country.
00:22:44But in America, you can rob banks in five different states.
00:22:48You've still got another 30, plus the border, and you run free.
00:22:51No worries.
00:22:53Yeah.
00:22:54Democracy is a wonderful thing.
00:22:55What?
00:22:56All right, gut pain.
00:22:57Well, pick your outhouse.
00:22:58And next time you eat buzzard, only the drumsticks.
00:23:10Hey.
00:23:11You ain't got all day.
00:23:12Go anywhere.
00:23:13You ain't got all day.
00:23:14Go anywhere.
00:23:15Hey, if you ain't got all day, go anywhere.
00:23:45Must have been a powerful bad smeller.
00:24:03What do you smell all, mate?
00:24:15Not you, him.
00:24:20His mate.
00:24:21That's his name.
00:24:22I was gonna call him Thunder at one stage.
00:24:25You know, Lightning Jack and Thunder.
00:24:28You wouldn't hear of it.
00:24:31Uh-huh.
00:24:33That's what he smelt.
00:24:45Nah, they're just plain folks.
00:24:49I never shoot plain folks.
00:24:51At least they really annoy me.
00:24:54Now, don't.
00:25:02Sling it.
00:25:07Act like your mind's gone away.
00:25:09Smile.
00:25:10I don't need a gun.
00:25:12I'm gonna charm these folks out of a ten dollar horse.
00:25:15Five dollars.
00:25:16Maybe less.
00:25:17I got a silver tongue.
00:25:20Howdy, neighbors.
00:25:22Thirty dollars for this bag of bones.
00:25:25Thieving bastard.
00:25:26I should've shot him.
00:25:53Now, relax.
00:25:54Like I said, democracy.
00:25:56Not wanted in this state.
00:25:57Till after we're off the bank.
00:25:59I go in.
00:26:11I go to the far wall.
00:26:14Wave the money.
00:26:15Then you come in.
00:26:16I do the speech.
00:26:18All you gotta do is draw your gun and cover me.
00:26:24Well, unless someone goes for their gun, then you shoot them.
00:26:28Now, hold steady, gentlemen.
00:26:44Ma'am, we can do this the easy way.
00:26:49No one has to die.
00:26:51Or we can do it the hard way.
00:26:54The choice is yours.
00:26:57No one has to die.
00:27:06I'm sorry.
00:27:08I'm sorry.
00:27:10I'm sorry.
00:27:11I'm sorry.
00:27:14All right, that's all.
00:27:15Let me let you go.
00:27:17I'm sorry.
00:27:18OK, so I had to go.
00:27:20This room is out in the bank.
00:27:30Get me there, quick!
00:27:42Come on out!
00:27:50Bank robbery bungled.
00:28:05In a display of criminal stupidity,
00:28:07one of the two would-be robbers managed to shoot himself
00:28:10before the tellers could even raise their hands.
00:28:13His partner panicked
00:28:20and the two fled in fear as the bank staff laughed in their faces.
00:28:25One witness thought one of the men was Jack Cain.
00:28:28Jack Cain?
00:28:30What happened to Lightning Jack?
00:28:33I sweat blood in that handle
00:28:35and some piss-out reporter just leaves it out.
00:28:39I'm writing him a letter.
00:28:39But U.S. Marshal Daniel Kurtz dismissed this claim,
00:28:45saying every time there's a robbery,
00:28:47someone identifies Cain.
00:28:51But that colourful outlaw era is finished, Cain.
00:28:55There's just a loose end who will be cut off.
00:28:57He sure...
00:28:58He sure ain't no Jesse James.
00:29:02What do I mean, ain't no Jesse James?
00:29:05What's so special about Jesse James?
00:29:08Sure didn't impress me none.
00:29:09I know Jesse James.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Rode on a few banks a couple of years back
00:29:29with him and his brother Frank.
00:29:31Frank's the brains.
00:29:33Jesse is a peckerhead.
00:29:34Peckerhead.
00:29:38Peckerhead.
00:29:39Down there, that's your pecker?
00:29:40Jesse's a peckerhead.
00:29:49Is he bald?
00:29:54No, he's not bald.
00:29:56Just dumb.
00:29:56Dumb like I was to try and rub a bank with a greenhorn like you.
00:30:11We've got to face the facts.
00:30:12I was born to be an outlaw.
00:30:18You wasn't.
00:30:21Go home, kid.
00:30:23Forget it.
00:30:24Just one good headline.
00:30:27Is that too much to ask?
00:30:29No.
00:30:29Do you want bullets?
00:30:30What do you want them for?
00:30:43Gonna rob a bank.
00:30:46By yourself.
00:30:51Why are you gonna join up with the James boys?
00:30:53They're gonna learn you to be an outlaw.
00:30:56So one day I'll pick up the newspaper
00:30:58and it'll say,
00:31:00Jesse James and Ben Doyle rob bank.
00:31:04Like they could teach you things that I couldn't.
00:31:08I suppose they'll put that in the paper too, will they?
00:31:12Jesse James succeeds where Jack Kane failed.
00:31:15Uh, Ben?
00:31:43Ben?
00:31:44It's just testing you.
00:31:45Come on.
00:31:46Those James boys couldn't even teach you to fart like an outlaw.
00:32:14It's just testing you.
00:32:44Yeah, there'll be more of them.
00:33:03If they come down for a visit, just do like I do.
00:33:06Spend some friendly time with them.
00:33:08There'll be no trouble if we follow their rules.
00:33:11Just passing through.
00:33:21Show no fear.
00:33:23No disrespect.
00:33:26Most important.
00:33:27Oh, shit.
00:33:28No rules.
00:33:29The Comanche.
00:33:30Just mount up steady like.
00:33:36They ain't gone.
00:33:37The Comanche don't even have a word for retreat.
00:33:46They'll be surfing them right now.
00:33:47The Comanche don't even have a word for retreat.
00:33:56They'll be surfing them right now.
00:34:06The Comanche.
00:34:07The Comanche.
00:34:08The Comanche.
00:34:09The Comanche.
00:34:10The Comanche.
00:34:11The Comanche.
00:34:12The Comanche.
00:34:13The Comanche.
00:34:14Oh, shit.
00:34:15That means the other three will come from my side.
00:34:17That means the other three will come from my side.
00:34:43Don't shoot.
00:34:45No matter what.
00:34:47Just follow me.
00:35:11Get out, Ben.
00:35:12Right low.
00:35:13Get out.
00:35:13Send out not to him.
00:35:39Send out not to him.
00:35:40Get out.
00:35:53All right, stay on your horse.
00:35:55Can't take on the whole bloody tribe.
00:35:57Bye.
00:36:01Bye.
00:36:09Bye.
00:36:20Bye.
00:36:21Bye.
00:36:21Say congratulations.
00:36:21Bye.
00:36:26Come on.
00:36:56Come on.
00:37:26Come on.
00:37:57Show me this job.
00:37:59Keeps grizzly bears alike.
00:38:01Money, $30.
00:38:02I think we got a problem, Dan.
00:38:09Ranville?
00:38:11That's ten days hard ride from where he was sighted two days ago.
00:38:15This is horseshoe.
00:38:16No, it's called competition.
00:38:18That stuff we ran on Law and Order and the Younger Gang Wipeout got picked up nationwide.
00:38:23Heck, the mail made you a national hero, Dan.
00:38:26So, of course, our rivals are rooting for the underdog.
00:38:29They'll try and turn Kane into some kind of folk hero outlaw.
00:38:33And then you'll be just the lawman who failed to catch him.
00:38:38So far, it's just this one small paper.
00:38:41But it could catch on.
00:38:42Then we'll have to deflate Mr. Kane pronto.
00:38:46Now, I can find the right people and the proper incentive.
00:38:50What I need is some financial support from the Law and Order Association.
00:38:54Well, I'm sure that can be arranged.
00:38:57Junction City and the mail are behind you 100%.
00:39:00Governor.
00:39:02Governor.
00:39:10I'm safe.
00:39:11There's no law in Wayside Plats.
00:39:14Got us a cabin a couple of miles up the road.
00:39:17Tomorrow, I'll start teaching you the outlaw trade.
00:39:20And now, something more important.
00:39:23Red Garda Salon.
00:39:32There's only one reason this town exists.
00:39:37Tell me, how long has it been since you headed down a woman?
00:39:44I don't know.
00:39:50You never?
00:39:52You never?
00:39:58You're a full-grown man.
00:40:00We're outlaws.
00:40:16Figured on learning how to rob banks.
00:40:20Never figured on learning you're at lovemaking.
00:40:25Does your pick work proper?
00:40:27Whenever a sweet-smell of a gal passes close by,
00:40:32does it stand up and say howdy?
00:40:36Good.
00:40:38You do know where to put it.
00:40:43See, you're just nervous, right?
00:40:45Hey.
00:40:46My first time.
00:40:48Only time in my entire life I was ever scared shitless.
00:40:52Yeah, it was a nerve-jangling experience for a boy of 11 years.
00:41:02It's as simple as riding a horse.
00:41:07Start with a walk.
00:41:08Now move into a canter.
00:41:17Steady, look.
00:41:18Don't trot.
00:41:19Never trot.
00:41:20Now you hold that steady canter.
00:41:23Till that sweet little creature starts to moan.
00:41:26That's your signal.
00:41:28Gallop.
00:41:29Gallop.
00:41:30Ride hard.
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31Yes.
00:41:31You boys got business here?
00:41:51Now remember,
00:41:53never just jump on a woman.
00:41:54First,
00:41:56tell her she's got a pretty dress,
00:41:58my soft hair,
00:42:00and your case stroked it a few times.
00:42:03Then jump on her.
00:42:05Love, mate.
00:42:08Hey.
00:42:10Hey.
00:42:11Hey there.
00:42:12Jack, boys.
00:42:13Howdy.
00:42:15Hey.
00:42:17Howdy, Jack.
00:42:20All right, little team.
00:42:22No.
00:42:23No.
00:42:24Mr. King.
00:42:26I've been married.
00:42:28Thanks, Luke.
00:42:29What'll it be?
00:42:30The usual?
00:42:33Jack.
00:42:34Jack.
00:42:37Hey.
00:42:39They told me you were badly wounded,
00:42:41maybe even dead.
00:42:43Well, the fact is,
00:42:44I did stop enough lead
00:42:45to kill a normal man.
00:42:48Do you know me?
00:42:50I'm as tough and hard as a nickel state.
00:42:53You surely are.
00:42:54I want you to meet my new partner,
00:43:01Ben Doyle.
00:43:02Ben,
00:43:02this is the Miss Lana Castell.
00:43:05The prettiest gal in the county,
00:43:07the sweetest singing voice
00:43:08in the entire state.
00:43:11Pleased to meet you, Ben.
00:43:15Would you like a...
00:43:16Ben's a...
00:43:17Ben's a man of few words,
00:43:19but he was just saying to me
00:43:20on the way in
00:43:21that he'd really like it
00:43:22if you could organize it.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:28Pilar?
00:43:32Pilar here's a perfect match for Ben.
00:43:35He don't talk much,
00:43:36and she never stops.
00:43:38Ha!
00:43:38Now, Pilar, darling,
00:43:42I want you to take good care
00:43:44of our friend Ben here.
00:43:46He could surely use a nice, hot bath,
00:43:49but aside from that,
00:43:51he's unsolved.
00:43:52Well, what a coincidence am I.
00:43:59What do you say you and me
00:44:01get acquainted
00:44:02over some bubbly champagne?
00:44:08Come on.
00:44:09Right.
00:44:14Now, let you and me
00:44:15get on with my pleasure.
00:44:23I'm gonna do my specialty number now.
00:44:27Cowboy Joe.
00:44:32He was just
00:44:33a lonely cowboy
00:44:36with a heart
00:44:38so brave
00:44:40and he knows
00:44:43Hey, honey!
00:44:44If you're gonna sing like that,
00:44:46with eyes of heaven
00:44:49so blue
00:44:50your sweetheart
00:44:53waits
00:44:54in jail
00:44:56your sweetheart
00:44:58waits
00:44:59for you
00:45:00and on
00:45:03the lonely
00:45:04for me
00:45:05Darn, if you ain't
00:45:07the quietest man
00:45:08I ever met
00:45:09You ain't said
00:45:09more than two or three words
00:45:11in almost an hour
00:45:12Mind you,
00:45:13I am not one to complain
00:45:14about such things
00:45:15Most men will just
00:45:16interrupt a person
00:45:17or talk right on
00:45:18over the top of you
00:45:18But not you, sweetie
00:45:20You are a rare gentleman, Ben
00:45:22Now,
00:45:29don't you want to say
00:45:29something sweet about me?
00:45:31And go right on ahead, darling
00:45:34You can't talk, can you?
00:45:45Is there any other part of you
00:45:47that doesn't work properly?
00:45:48So you mean to say
00:45:54no matter what
00:45:55different things
00:45:58we find ourselves
00:45:59getting up to
00:46:00you couldn't tell nobody
00:46:02could you
00:46:03ever?
00:46:03Ever?
00:46:04Ever?
00:46:04Ever?
00:46:05Ever?
00:46:06Ever?
00:46:06Ever?
00:46:06Ever?
00:46:07Ever?
00:46:08Ever?
00:46:09Ever?
00:46:10Ever?
00:46:11Ever?
00:46:12Ever?
00:46:13Ever?
00:46:14Ever?
00:46:15Ever?
00:46:16Ever?
00:46:17Ever?
00:46:18Ever?
00:46:24Now, isn't that a real shame?
00:46:31New York
00:46:33We'll go to New York City
00:46:35They reckon people there
00:46:36have got culture
00:46:36coming out of their ears
00:46:37When, Jack?
00:46:39Oh, one last job
00:46:41I need a couple of weeks
00:46:42to get Ben ready
00:46:43I'm glad you got Ben
00:46:44to watch your back
00:46:45You know, there's some things
00:46:46woman can tell right off he's loyal to you yeah i'll be on account if i saved his life
00:46:53he got bit in the leg by a rattler if i hadn't been there to calm him down and suck out the
00:46:57poison he was a goner of course we never we never mentioned it man well this time we really are
00:47:07gonna go off and make a fresh start i can feel it seems like only yesterday i promised to take
00:47:13you away it's been nine years honey
00:47:25what's the beer luke someone looking bright and perky this morning let me guess excited about
00:47:32starting your school today right huh something else put that silly grin on your face
00:47:38howdy ben what did you do last night
00:47:46oh my you mean you
00:47:56right i'd like to hear sorry from you boy
00:48:01that stupid grand just don't get it done
00:48:13don't look at him
00:48:25this is uh none of my affair gentlemen
00:48:28hey mick you gotta watch this that's command she doyle
00:48:42he don't look like new engine he ain't they call him command she goes after he guns a man down he
00:48:50cuts out his tongue
00:48:54got a dozen of them on a string around his neck
00:49:02under his shirt likes to feel it next to his skin
00:49:06yeah i heard about him yeah i heard about him comanche doyle comanche doyle yep dangerous fellow
00:49:21about 50 bucks says you can drop them both without spilling his beer
00:49:26make it
00:49:31make it a hundred
00:49:38now just hold on there no point in getting all head up over a little spilt beer heck i spill more than
00:49:44that just taking a drink
00:49:48i guess i'm just clumsy
00:49:49no offense mr doyle
00:49:58lucky fella
00:50:01i appreciate you not making trouble with my town comanche
00:50:19that's what you call bluff
00:50:30we scared the gizzards out of them boys
00:50:40i surely hope your friend wasn't running from me
00:50:42from me
00:50:43nah man he'd be more likely be running after a pretty little philly like you
00:50:47you can be sure of that last night he practically begged me to marry him
00:50:53but i'm too young for that
00:50:58ah you gotta love them
00:51:09no point in practice than that too slow got a better idea for you take that read off
00:51:26rode with a fella once
00:51:28i'm a bad eyes mcbane
00:51:31now he really needed eyeglasses
00:51:33couldn't see past his hand
00:51:36so try that on
00:51:42made himself a special piece
00:51:5220 gauge cut down
00:52:02it's a close-up gun
00:52:16don't get close
00:52:17take it easy
00:52:34that knot in the wall
00:52:4145 caliber
00:52:4750 caliber special
00:52:51lightning don't strike twice
00:52:52once is enough
00:52:55now this shotgun six or seven paces blow a man clean out of his boots
00:53:01but at 30 paces
00:53:02it'll just make him real pissed off
00:53:21put it away
00:53:24now
00:53:26no point pulling a gun on a man if you look like a scared rabbit
00:53:30you gotta look right through him
00:53:32like he's nothing
00:53:38think like
00:53:40you're a rattlesnake
00:53:41he's just a little mouse
00:53:42me
00:53:51me
00:53:52is that how i do it
00:53:55no
00:53:57i just uh
00:53:58i just know i'm good
00:54:07my
00:54:09garcia
00:54:14is
00:54:14that's
00:54:15like
00:54:15you
00:54:15you
00:54:17got
00:54:17i'm
00:54:18you
00:54:19i want to
00:54:24tell them
00:54:25that tale i was telling about you being comanche doyle and entirely made up
00:54:37of course it ain't true about comanche cutting out a man's tongue ben i want you to have this
00:54:44the fact is ain't even an engine charm i got it off an old china man
00:54:50that's a fertility charm they ain't tongues they're um testicles you know balls from now on
00:55:00they're tongues comanche yeah no need to thank me just get on with your gun practice
00:55:06let's fix us up a bit of grub
00:55:08heard talky used to lay low around these parts
00:55:14figured he'd hit here he's all shot up i'll shot up don't matter
00:55:20the reward stands alive or dead now i can't recollect anyone like that
00:55:27hey lana these two uh lawmen are asking about an outlaw by the name of lightning jack king
00:55:34you know lawmen lawmen are always fat old grouchy types if you two are lawmen you can lock me up
00:55:44no ma'am we are the law one special u.s deputy marshals
00:55:51you know kane you know kane oh i met him once that was enough he was no outlaw outlaws can be
00:55:58gentlemen no sir mr lightning jack kane was a mean low down conniving skunk
00:56:04i heard his dad
00:56:06i hope he is
00:56:09you boys look uh parched
00:56:14sally
00:56:16why don't you find these two handsome boys a table while i hustle up something
00:56:21you should be on the stage yeah like it's where you meant that
00:56:36yeah well that part about jack being low down mean conniving skunk i meant it
00:56:40huh you be careful them boys are total badges i guess that makes them mingle
00:56:46they got a smell of death on them i know i just want to know why the sudden interest in jack
00:56:53it's me lana
00:57:09jack jack
00:57:17i'm awake
00:57:20you told me you always let buck naked
00:57:22yeah i do but uh wouldn't be decent in front of another man
00:57:29but uh that what brought you here in the middle of the night started thinking about me buck naked
00:57:37i came here to warn you
00:57:43there's two deputy marshals in town telling folks there's a dead or alive reward on you
00:57:48dead or alive reward how much reward i think they said two hundred
00:57:55two hundred dollars
00:57:59well maybe it was two thousand what's the difference
00:58:02it's dead or alive what's the difference
00:58:05women
00:58:07two hundred dollars is a fitting reward
00:58:11for a two-bit cattle rustler
00:58:13darling
00:58:14i'm not than jack kane
00:58:16a bank robber and a cold-blooded killer
00:58:18yeah silly me i must have panicked
00:58:24maybe they said five thousand
00:58:26five thousand
00:58:29yeah it sounds more like it
00:58:32saddle up ben
00:58:33folks around here
00:58:36turning their kinfolk for less than that
00:58:38five thousand dollars eh
00:58:41jack
00:58:43i'm scared
00:58:45ah the law's been on my tail for years
00:58:49no this is different these are bounty hunters
00:58:51and there's more coming
00:58:53some marshal up north has been hiring killers
00:58:56special deputies
00:58:58dan kirtz junction city
00:59:01it's not safe for you here anymore jack
00:59:03you can't come back
00:59:05ah
00:59:06see we can't
00:59:07no no matter
00:59:08you
00:59:08i ain't planning to come back
00:59:10not more than once
00:59:12i'll take you with me
00:59:13like i promised
00:59:14when
00:59:20one last big job
00:59:22i'll be back at the end of the month
00:59:26you'll be ready to run
00:59:28got my word
00:59:33hi
00:59:39i don't suppose you picked up one of them wanted posters
00:59:44with my name on it
00:59:45no
00:59:46this is just a small town
00:59:59we need a big city bank
01:00:01like junction city
01:00:03what rob that bank again
01:00:08i can never go back there
01:00:10the whole town is deputized
01:00:11lightning
01:00:14never
01:00:16lightning never strikes twice
01:00:17you've got a point
01:00:19it's the last place on earth
01:00:21anyone would expect me to turn up
01:00:23starting to think like an outlaw kid
01:00:25here it is
01:00:33the biggest scattles to have
01:00:35in the year
01:00:35junction city
01:00:37oxen yards
01:00:38friday the 27th
01:00:41that's next friday
01:00:43that bank
01:00:45will be fat
01:00:46and the baker's wife
01:00:47you and me
01:00:49are gonna take it
01:00:50get us another beer ben
01:00:56want to do some more thinking
01:00:58oh sorry
01:01:01get us another drink
01:01:02comanche
01:01:03hey boy
01:01:16me and my friends
01:01:19were just wondering about that
01:01:20you planning on drawing down
01:01:24on squirrel
01:01:24or duck
01:01:26that man in the black coat
01:01:37that john d coles
01:01:39coles
01:01:40a gunfighter from up north
01:01:42what's the matter boy
01:01:54you think you can see a squirrel
01:01:58gentlemen
01:02:09this is
01:02:12mr. comanche doyle
01:02:14he's a bit
01:02:16sad folks around here
01:02:19don't pay him
01:02:20no never mind
01:02:20he's doing a lot of
01:02:21flapping off at the mouth
01:02:22mister
01:02:23you buying into this
01:02:24you can let that big mouth
01:02:26of your just go on
01:02:27flapping
01:02:28you're right sir
01:02:43this is none of my business
01:02:45my big mouth is
01:02:48shut tight
01:02:50i was just about to leave
01:02:53good idea
01:02:54just stick your tail between your legs
01:02:57and slink out of here
01:02:58like a yellow dog
01:02:59here
01:03:06try mine
01:03:07get
01:03:09can't take on four guns
01:03:14can't take on four guns
01:03:18now then
01:03:18mr. comanche
01:03:21you got two choices
01:03:25either you pull that squirrel gun of yours
01:03:29or i pull it for you
01:03:30maybe stick it up your squirrel ass
01:03:33i pull it for you
01:03:38yeah
01:03:53four is hard
01:03:55but three
01:03:58easy
01:03:59easy
01:04:01i'm so good
01:04:11i scare myself
01:04:12you boys are lucky
01:04:17they have commands you have drawn down on you
01:04:20ben
01:04:23hold it right there
01:04:25mister
01:04:26you blink an eye
01:04:28i'll cut you in half
01:04:30good night
01:04:38good night
01:04:38good night
01:04:39good night
01:04:39sure
01:04:40here's there was another drifter involved
01:04:43but he's cadetal fast
01:04:44nobody in town ever seen any of them before
01:04:47but one of the boys said he had the name
01:04:49comanche doyle
01:04:51that be you mr. gunfighter
01:04:55comanche
01:04:57maybe a good pistol whip and loosen up your tongue
01:05:03leave it be bart
01:05:04it don't matter none what he calls himself
01:05:08i'll telegraph his description around tomorrow
01:05:10my guess is we'll know who he is but none
01:05:13anybody that fast with a gun's gotta be wanted for something
01:05:18you know
01:05:20men like you gotta understand
01:05:23the old ways
01:05:26is finished
01:05:27you can't outrun the wire
01:05:30this is the 19th century
01:05:32check around outside
01:05:37make sure the boys have settled down for the night
01:05:40it's been a long time jack
01:05:54at least ten years don't
01:06:01yeah
01:06:02how have you been
01:06:02eh surviving
01:06:04just
01:06:05surviving
01:06:06you know i can't let you just walk away
01:06:10too many witnesses
01:06:11when tomorrow the old county's gonna know about the shootout
01:06:15shit
01:06:18ten years ago i'd have kicked this cell door down and rode out of town with you but now
01:06:23nah
01:06:24just do your job tom
01:06:25we all gotta survive the best way we can
01:06:28don't take it personal
01:06:30i didn't put no name to the description
01:06:34it's the best i can do partner
01:06:37appreciate it
01:06:40hold quiet outside sheriff
01:06:42well you're deputized bart
01:06:45just don't get close to the drifter
01:06:48and i'll spell you about sun up
01:06:51lock her up tight
01:06:54good evening sheriff
01:07:24who's there
01:07:37you boys can act the fool all you want
01:07:44i ain't opening up for nobody
01:07:47go home and sleep at all
01:07:50darn fool
01:07:53that's pretty nice
01:07:59it blows up
01:07:59oh
01:08:01yeah
01:08:02it blows up
01:08:09i think it's hidden
01:08:09well
01:08:09say
01:08:10you
01:08:11you
01:08:12and
01:08:13you
01:08:14can't
01:08:15can't
01:08:17you
01:08:18well
01:08:18f
01:08:19when
01:08:19you
01:08:19they
01:08:19they
01:08:20can't
01:08:24you
01:08:24can't
01:08:25let me
01:08:26you
01:08:26can't
01:08:28see
01:08:29Well, looky here.
01:08:59No aiming sights.
01:09:06You sure got lucky in that ruckus, boy?
01:09:09Nah, you got lucky.
01:09:12Lucky I didn't blow a hole in that big turd you're using for a head.
01:09:29On your feet, son of a bitch.
01:09:36Slowly, boy.
01:09:41One hand out front, the other on your head.
01:09:45Come closer.
01:09:48Back up.
01:09:57Now you can dunk down.
01:10:03No point me missing a good night's sleep over a scum like you.
01:10:18No point me missing a good night.
01:10:33No point me missing a good night.
01:10:51Hey, deputy!
01:10:53Hurry up.
01:11:08Come on.
01:11:13Come on.
01:11:23Fire!
01:11:28Fire!
01:11:43Fire!
01:11:45Fire!
01:11:47Cups!
01:12:17Cups!
01:12:47Cups!
01:12:50Cups!
01:12:55Cups!
01:13:00Cups!
01:13:12Cups!
01:13:13You got religion, Ben?
01:13:15No, I never thought much on it myself.
01:13:19Till back there when you came through the flames,
01:13:22thought you was old Satan himself, come to claim me personal.
01:13:30I've come to thinking, Ben.
01:13:32You've got a shortcoming.
01:13:35You just ain't partial to pulling that trigger
01:13:37and blowing a man's head off, right?
01:13:42Hey, don't be ashamed, Ben.
01:13:45Nobody's perfect.
01:13:46Even I got one flaw in my nature.
01:13:49Never could trust anyone.
01:13:52Till now.
01:13:54You being gun-shy don't matter.
01:13:56Shit, I shoot better than any two men alive anyway.
01:14:00What counts is, I trust you, partner.
01:14:05Trust you like a brother.
01:14:08And that touches me.
01:14:11To feel like I should give you a big hug.
01:14:14So it's a lucky thing we don't do that kind of sissy stuff.
01:14:19$3 now, $4 now.
01:14:33$4 now, $4 now.
01:14:34$4 now, $5.
01:14:35$5 really better.
01:14:36$5 now, $6.
01:14:37$6 now, $7.
01:14:38but they've got an hour, 8, 8, 8, down to the river.
01:14:40Castle sales finish at 3 o'clock.
01:14:44By 5, that bank will be bursting on the seams with cash.
01:14:48Then we go in and pay our respects.
01:14:57Yeah, I'm out.
01:14:59That's what's going to give us the element of surprise.
01:15:04I'll show you.
01:15:09Beg your pardon, sir.
01:15:11That bank over there, is that where those outlaws were ambushed?
01:15:15It surely is, sir.
01:15:17You were right.
01:15:19Outlaws.
01:15:20Makes me nervous about depositing our cash there.
01:15:23Gentlemen, gentlemen, you are looking at the safest bank in the state.
01:15:27By every businessman in town as a member,
01:15:29and at the first tent of trouble...
01:15:32No outlaw in the territory would even think about it,
01:15:44not after the way we handled that younger gang.
01:15:48You were part of that.
01:15:52I was first to spot them.
01:15:53I guess I...
01:15:55I just have an eye for trouble.
01:16:02That's, uh, definitely the bank for us, then.
01:16:04For sure.
01:16:15Oh, no.
01:16:16The good side is that he couldn't spot an outlaw
01:16:20if they took a dump in his hat.
01:16:23The bad side is he just proved it.
01:16:26No.
01:16:28Two riders.
01:16:31One on the left.
01:16:32That's J.D. Kincaid.
01:16:34One for bank robbery in four states.
01:16:37Hope he didn't spot me.
01:16:39His gang must be in town somewhere.
01:16:41He wouldn't be dumb enough to try and take that bank with just two men.
01:16:44That's different.
01:16:52You better follow him.
01:16:53Careful, though.
01:16:55I'll meet you back at the stables.
01:16:56Come on.
01:17:14Police.
01:17:35Police.
01:17:35Police.
01:17:35Six of them.
01:17:38One of them, uh,
01:17:39guy with an eye patch, big fella.
01:17:41Dutch Spencer.
01:17:43That's the Kincaid gang.
01:17:44They're here after the bank.
01:17:49Should have known.
01:17:50Biggest cattle sale of the year.
01:17:52Town not expecting anything.
01:17:54Outlaw thinkable.
01:17:55We've got two choices.
01:18:01We go in now, first.
01:18:03Take the bank right now.
01:18:05I mean, they're worth taking until the sale's over.
01:18:08Second choice.
01:18:09We let Kincaid knock over the bank.
01:18:11We jump him on the way out of town.
01:18:15Which way out of town?
01:18:16I hate these big cities.
01:18:20What?
01:18:21Three.
01:18:23Third choice.
01:18:26We quit.
01:18:27Find another bank.
01:18:56Well, what's wrong?
01:19:10What is it?
01:19:16Outlaws.
01:19:17Bank.
01:19:18I got alert the members.
01:19:21Pete, you go get the marshal and I'll, uh, I'll sound the alarm.
01:19:26Don't run.
01:19:56I got alert the members.
01:19:58Hold it, hold it, hold it right there.
01:20:16Don't shoot.
01:20:17All right, step forward.
01:20:19Everybody, step forward.
01:20:23Put your weapons on the ground.
01:20:25Lay them on the ground.
01:20:26This way.
01:20:27Hurry.
01:20:29Set it up right there.
01:20:30That's good.
01:20:30Do like a shot of marshal Kurtz.
01:20:32Capturing.
01:20:33All the bank wrappers, all right?
01:20:34All right.
01:20:37Hold it.
01:20:38Hold it.
01:20:39All right.
01:20:40All right.
01:20:41Hold it down.
01:20:42You got a lot of air.
01:20:43Come on.
01:20:44Come on.
01:20:45Come on.
01:20:46Come on.
01:20:47Come on.
01:20:48Come on.
01:20:49Come on.
01:20:50Come on.
01:20:51Come on.
01:20:52Come on.
01:20:53Come on.
01:20:54You got a lot of air.
01:21:06Come on.
01:21:08All right, now.
01:21:09You want to set up a shot right in front of the town hall?
01:21:12Bring the camera to this place.
01:21:13I swear I'll never forget to look on their faces when they saw all those guns.
01:21:18Yes, sirree.
01:21:19It'll be a cold day in hell before any outlaw even thinks about robbing this.
01:21:43You're the committee of the Law and Order Association.
01:22:00Now, you must stand perfectly still.
01:22:03Wait for me at the horses.
01:22:15One more thing I've got to do.
01:22:27Gentlemen, just a little bit closer together, please.
01:22:30If you folks will move off just a little bit.
01:22:32Thank you very much.
01:22:33Now, gentlemen, please.
01:22:35It still is possible.
01:22:37This one is for the big papers back east.
01:22:39They'll want to see the original committee.
01:22:41And, of course, our next governor.
01:22:44All right, gentlemen.
01:22:48Hold it.
01:23:02How long are these buzzards going to stay in town?
01:23:23Oh, as long as they're being paid.
01:23:26They'll stay until they realize that Jack ain't never coming back.
01:23:31Never.
01:23:32But he promised Lana.
01:23:35Oh, right.
01:23:36A man don't have to keep his word to a whore?
01:23:38Someone should have told Lana that ten years ago.
01:23:44Maybe.
01:23:44She ain't going to hear it today.
01:23:54Lana?
01:23:55Why don't you come inside and share a nice cool lemonade with me?
01:23:59Home, just getting a breath of fresh air away from them.
01:24:03Jack's most likely waiting until things get a bit quieter here.
01:24:06Well, of course.
01:24:08I mean, you can't just ride up in broad daylight.
01:24:13They'd spot him a mile away.
01:24:18Honey, how many men have asked you to ride off with them, maybe even marry up with them?
01:24:24More than that can count.
01:24:26Well, start counting, darling.
01:24:28Or one day you're going to be standing on some dusty porch waiting for a night in shining armor
01:24:32that really ain't a night at all.
01:24:34Just some gritty old cow.
01:24:36Come on.
01:25:05Shut up.
01:25:06Just shut up and drive.
01:25:09Righty, ma'am.
01:25:15Kincaid gang.
01:25:16Hey, Ben, relax.
01:25:25Lana will be all right.
01:25:27It's just a hick town, no sheriff.
01:25:30Besides, it's been two weeks and no one's looking for us.
01:25:36Yep.
01:25:37We did the perfect crime, kid.
01:25:39And no one will ever know about it.
01:25:52Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:25:58Did you get everything, honey?
01:26:00Any problems?
01:26:01Maybe.
01:26:02Maybe.
01:26:02Ben, why don't you check my supplies, make sure I packed them nice and tight.
01:26:05Newspaper got a letter with this bank manager's watch as proof.
01:26:20The letter says that you were the mastermind behind the robbery, that you double-crossed the King-Kade gang.
01:26:27They even pointed out your photograph.
01:26:28And Jack, the letter was signed Comanche.
01:26:35Read out that part underneath my likeness.
01:26:47Read it out loud.
01:26:4810,000 dollar reward for Mr. Lightning Jack Kane.
01:26:55Described by Marshal Kurtz as meaner than a rattlesnake and twice as cunning.
01:27:00Oh, Ben.
01:27:02Why?
01:27:02Why?
01:27:1810,000 dollars reward.
01:27:27Men are in a rattlesnake.
01:27:31Twice as cunning.
01:27:3310,000 dollars.
01:27:35Oh, cunning and a rattler.
01:27:40That's Indian, Richard.
01:27:43Comanches.
01:27:44We've got to get rolling.
01:27:44Every lawman in the territory is going to be looking for me and Ben.
01:27:50Maybe, maybe every lawman in the country.
01:27:53Right.
01:28:01Hey, Ben.
01:28:02We're the King Gang.
01:28:04Outlaws.
01:28:07Jack, folks in town said this trail leads to hostile Apache country.
01:28:11Good.
01:28:13See this?
01:28:14It's a spirit bag.
01:28:17Bought it off an Apache medicine man.
01:28:19That makes me a full-blood brother to the Apache.
01:28:22I'm practically family.
01:28:24It's only 50 dollars.
01:28:25Well, even if it works for you, what about me and Ben?
01:28:28No problem.
01:28:30See, this covers my whole family.
01:28:32I just tell them you're my wife.
01:28:34And Ben's our kid.
01:28:36Anyway, relax.
01:28:44I ain't an engine within a hundred miles of you.
01:28:47I can tell.
01:28:48Not too many of us.
01:28:48I know.
01:28:49It's the way this is.
01:28:53See?
01:29:01See?
01:29:02See?
01:29:03You
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