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Love Island UK S12 E34

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00:00As all romantics know, true love begins with a balcony.
00:07Everybody get moving.
00:10But was there ever a love story of more woe?
00:13Hi boys!
00:14Than this of six juliettes and the Romeo.
00:18Where's our six penises?
00:20Let's get it done.
00:22We're looking back at a week of two households.
00:25Andrada, no bitch badda, sitting in casa.
00:28And like in all good drama, we have comedy, tragedy, romance, star-crossed lovers,
00:44and wit worthy of Shakespeare himself.
00:48The calm before the cock.
00:50It's like a midsummer's night dream.
00:53I've lost once like that.
00:54Make that a nightmare.
00:56And just like a Shakespeare play, it goes on for ages,
00:58and no one has a clue what the characters are talking about.
01:01A cosy?
01:02Cosy.
01:03I literally pushed Moses down River Nile.
01:05So forget to be or not to be, because we have a bigger question.
01:10Moon landing a hoax?
01:11Potentially.
01:12Buckle up for Castle Week.
01:14Castle Week!
01:15Love Island Unseen Bits!
01:34Upper cloudy.
01:35Look at that, yeah.
01:36Yeah.
01:37Oh, God, man.
01:39Even that, oh, my.
01:41Gee.
01:42Is that one coming this way?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Oh, wow.
01:47It's always a bad day sometimes.
01:49Yeah, I can imagine.
01:55Whoa!
01:56This is Love Island.
01:57We don't do bad weather.
02:03Fortunately, we have the power to wind the clock back to a time before ill feelings.
02:10Go on, carry on.
02:11Don't mind me.
02:12A time before things got messy.
02:19Didn't need that, did I?
02:20When everyone had each other's backs.
02:23Do you want me to do your back, geez?
02:25Yeah, if you can.
02:26I don't mind.
02:28So let's get back to an era I call BC.
02:33No, not bubbly corner.
02:35It stands for before Casa.
02:37So grab the popcorn and let's take a nostalgia trip to a more innocent time.
02:42Although, not that much more innocent.
02:45Open your gob.
02:46Bigger and wider than that.
02:47It's going to need to go way wider than that.
02:51Let's get those tongues wagging.
02:53This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:03At the end of last week, Ben had a huge decision to make
03:06and he couldn't have been happier about it.
03:11I'm just going to have to choose one.
03:13So the girl I want to couple up with is...
03:17Shakira.
03:21Why do you like it?
03:25Nice, Ben.
03:26Is it really that hard, sis?
03:27It would be nice about me.
03:28We'll work on it.
03:30So we sent Ben and Shakira away to work on that.
03:33You've heard of a bottomless brunch.
03:34Well, this is more of a banterless brunch.
03:40Great chat, guys.
03:41And here are some more.
03:43It's Love Island Unseen Brunch.
03:45Do you cut up croissants, yeah, like that?
03:48Well, it's a bit big, isn't it?
03:51No?
03:52It's soft.
03:53In the middle.
03:54It looks crispy.
03:55Well, that was great, wasn't it?
03:56Missed my plate.
03:59I'm more like...
04:01I'm more like...
04:02What colour is grumpiness?
04:09You should be able to know this one.
04:11You tell me what colour grumpiness is.
04:12Grave.
04:14Yeah, you should definitely know that.
04:17Yes!
04:21Do you know what that thing in the back of your throat's called?
04:24Yeah.
04:25The uvula.
04:26Wait, which bit are you talking about?
04:27The dangly thing.
04:28Oh, is it?
04:29Oh, it's called that?
04:31No.
04:37It's not that bad.
04:39It went down the wrong hole.
04:43No, I was wrong.
04:44They don't mind that.
04:47Eddie's real.
04:50Are they?
04:52T, you know the thing at the back of your throat,
04:54the thing that dangles it?
04:55Tonsils.
04:56No, that's not your tonsils.
04:57No, the one that dangles down.
04:58That's your tonsils.
04:59No, it's not.
05:00No, it's not.
05:01What the fuck is that, then?
05:02A uvula.
05:03What's it called?
05:04The uvula.
05:05The uvula.
05:06What, the big dangly thing?
05:07Yeah, that's not your tonsils.
05:08That's your tonsils.
05:09No, because you have tonsillitis, bro.
05:10You don't take the dangly thing in your throat, do you?
05:12I thought it was your tonsils.
05:13What are you two talking about?
05:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:17Romantic, guys.
05:19What colour is excitement?
05:23I don't know.
05:26What colour can you show it?
05:28Excitement's probably, like, hot pink to me.
05:33What's hot pink?
05:34Like, really, really bright pink.
05:36Like, hee-hee!
05:37Yeah, I'm bored asking that.
05:40Me too, I'm off to meet a new bombshell.
05:42Uvula.
05:51Here's a question that nobody wants after a big brunch.
05:54Who fancies a game of football?
05:56Boys, please stand in front of the fire pit.
06:01The players lined up in two teams ready for kick-off.
06:04And believe me, it is about to kick off.
06:10As there isn't a terrace big enough to handle this rowdy crowd,
06:14they think it's all over.
06:16Hi, boys!
06:18It is now.
06:21We'll see you a casa amor.
06:24And so it was time for the boys to play away.
06:27Yo!
06:28Yo!
06:29Yo!
06:30Yo!
06:31Yo!
06:32Oh, shit!
06:33Oh!
06:34I've lost my slider!
06:35I've lost my slider!
06:36On the head, Ben!
06:37Yo, my hat!
06:38Yo, my hat!
06:39Come on!
06:40The home team felt relegated.
06:41No!
06:42While the boys celebrated promotion.
06:44Ah machine!
06:45Black, white, black, white, white, white, white, white!
06:48Weнали!
06:49We Perchéam było!
06:51Pro motset, pro motset, pro motset, pro motset, pro motset!
07:09We're walking out onto the hallowed astroturf of Casa Moore in search of a new keeper.
07:15What's going on?
07:18Let's blow the whistle and bring on some unseen own goals.
07:23Say my name.
07:24Dajan.
07:25Yeah, you say it wrong.
07:26Am I?
07:27Yeah.
07:28How do I say it?
07:29Dajan.
07:30Dajan.
07:31Oh, so I was saying day.
07:32Yeah, you're saying day.
07:33Dajan.
07:34Dajan.
07:35Dajan's no good.
07:36Dajan?
07:37Dajan's no good.
07:38Yeah, Dajan's no good.
07:39D in it.
07:40They call me Big D.
07:41Big T.
07:44My dad's really liked you.
07:46Your dad really liked me?
07:47Yeah.
07:48Really?
07:49That's good to hear.
07:50Do you not feel like you could take me home, no?
07:51Fucking hell.
07:52Give me a little bit of praise.
07:53I can talk for England.
07:54I like that, yeah.
07:55I think I can have a conversation with a brick wall.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Is that why you're having a conversation with me, is it?
08:03Is that what you're trying to say, yeah?
08:05It's not him.
08:06Exactly.
08:07You can only do it under my name.
08:08You ain't going to tell her.
08:09What is that?
08:10What is, what even is that?
08:12What?
08:15What's going on?
08:16Can you blame me?
08:17No, I'm not blaming you at all.
08:19There's so much to discuss.
08:23What, between us?
08:25Mm.
08:26Do you think?
08:27There's a lot that's, er...
08:28Yeah.
08:29There's a fly on your head.
08:30Yeah, well...
08:31Give that fly a red card!
08:33Set home!
08:42With the boys off to casa, naturally the girls were heartbroken
08:45for about five seconds.
08:47If you could have your dream man walk in right now,
08:50what would he look like?
08:51Don't say your partner.
08:52No.
08:53No, no, no.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Well, I'm sorry.
08:56Okay, so if I could have my dream man walk in,
08:58it'll be Damson Idris.
08:59Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:01So, guys, if anyone that looks like Damson Idris walks in,
09:03that's my...
09:04Did you wish?
09:06I want my neighbour to walk in.
09:09Sadly, Damson Idris and Tony's neighbour were unavailable
09:13as they were booked for Love Island USA this year.
09:16But, girls, give me some ideas of what you're looking for
09:19and I'll see what you can do.
09:24Bring my neighbour in.
09:25He's really hot.
09:26Will you stop banging on about your neighbour, Tony?
09:28Shakira, show him how it's done.
09:30I love a northerner.
09:31I'm really upset there's no Scousers or Jordies.
09:33I'm really surprised, isn't I?
09:34Yeah, there's no Scousers.
09:35Get me a...
09:37You listen to me right now.
09:39I want a sexy Scouser, right?
09:41He's got to have more than six GCSEs and past maths and English.
09:45Preferably, B+.
09:48We're manifesting.
09:50Right, OK, I want a tan.
09:52Sexy.
09:54Yeah.
09:55What else?
09:56Girls, what traits do we want in men? We're manifesting.
09:58I don't know what traits.
10:08That's funny.
10:09Athletic.
10:10Athletic, yeah.
10:11Really confident.
10:12Tattoos.
10:13Six pack.
10:14Really fucking tall.
10:15Funny.
10:16Fit.
10:17Smart.
10:18Yes.
10:19Funny.
10:20Confident.
10:21Hilarious.
10:22Tattoos.
10:23Loyal.
10:24Not a whore.
10:25Yes.
10:26He could be a whore for me.
10:27Scouse!
10:28Hell the fuck off!
10:29That affects the Scouser!
10:30Yeah, alright, you can have that one.
10:33I'll take him off you after.
10:34Yeah, I was going to say, you were having him in the eye anyway.
10:36I'm joking.
10:37I'm joking.
10:38Do you know what?
10:39I don't know what a Scouse is.
10:40What's a Scouse?
10:41A Scouse is basically everything you just asked for, but with a unique way of saying,
10:45Shechen.
10:46After a quiet afternoon, the girls are getting ready for the evening, but without boys around,
10:57I suspect some of them may have some leftover energy to burn off.
11:01Why, do you have to make a stool pyramid?
11:04No.
11:09We don't have enough.
11:16Shechia wants to make a pyramid.
11:23Don't use silver.
11:26But what happened next?
11:31I know what I'm hoping for, but we'll have to stay tuned to find out.
11:34I know what I'm hoping for, but we'll have to stay tuned to find out.
11:35No, I don't need no explanation, not some deeper conversation.
11:42Andrada, no bitch-bada, sitting in casa, no as-futter.
11:47Yeah!
11:48Okay, okay, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again.
11:54We don't have time to do it again, girls. We need to crackle with more Love Island on
12:11dancing back.
12:23So sit back and let us spoon feed you the taste is unseen action from the villa.
12:27This lot really are a handful.
12:29Oh!
12:30So expect belly laughs.
12:32I didn't realise you have the belly button.
12:34Pearson.
12:35Oh!
12:36A belly button.
12:37To be fair.
12:38Everyone's got belly button, mate.
12:39I've got an out.
12:40Oh no, any.
12:41Yeah.
12:42So limber up for some serious bed-hopping for Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:59Before the break, the girls are playing Jenga with the furniture.
13:02Do you sit on this?
13:05Bill!
13:06I've been next!
13:08No, no.
13:09We're not having another bed box incident.
13:11That's giving health and safety risk if she gets a bummer.
13:15Oh, they just took it down again.
13:17I was hoping one of them would try to sit on a stool and fall off.
13:26Hallelujah!
13:27My prayers were answered.
13:29It's a stool all tied down.
13:33It wasn't even that much of a health and safety risk.
13:36The boys are outside building a lighthouse by balancing the fire pit on top of bean bags.
13:49Tommy knows that the first night in Casa should be celebrated with a toast as everyone is about to have an experience unlike anything they've had before.
13:59Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people, great memories.
14:02Casa!
14:05Except hang on a minute.
14:06Some of you have been here before.
14:08Well, not here.
14:09There must be an identical looking villa next door.
14:12Remember this unseen bit, Giorgio.
14:15You could be worse.
14:16You could have sangria down your top.
14:17Imagine that, walking into the Love Island villa and you had a t-shirt that's got sangria down.
14:30It's got a white t-shirt.
14:31Never get a second chance to make a first impression and you look like a donut.
14:35You are lucky, Giorgio, as this time you do get a second chance to make a first impression.
14:41This time, mind your drink.
14:43It's beautiful girls, beautiful people.
14:46Oh!
14:49Holy shit!
14:50Is that red wine?
14:52Yeah.
14:53Mate, you need to chill out with your hands.
14:55Oh, no.
14:56You didn't need that on a big night.
14:57Beautiful girls, beautiful people.
15:02Oh, gee, I'm so sorry.
15:04Oh, no.
15:06Oh, go on then, Giorgio.
15:07Just for you, you can have a third chance to make a first impression.
15:12Do you have any hidden talents?
15:14Do you ever watch Little Britain?
15:16Oh, I love it.
15:17Did you?
15:18I love that show.
15:19You know Marjorie Deutsch, you know Fat Fighters?
15:22Oh, yes.
15:23So I can do that.
15:24Do it right now.
15:29Welcome to Fat Fighters, Fatty.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:38That was so good.
15:39Today, we're going to think about cravings.
15:42Oh, my God.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:45Oh, my God.
15:46That was so unexpected.
15:47That was so good.
15:49Surprise me.
15:50Surprise me, too.
15:51I can't believe you got through the last swig without spilling a drop.
15:54Back at the villa with no boys around to impress, the girls can let loose and relax.
16:06Although I find you can get too loose and too relaxed.
16:09Actually, no, I'd rather.
16:10I don't know.
16:11Oh.
16:12Oh.
16:14What the fuck was that?
16:17That was an airy fart, girl.
16:19I bet that fucking stink.
16:20Was that Emily?
16:21No.
16:22It was Helena.
16:23Helena, that breaks!
16:26Helena's followed through.
16:27Helena, that's disgusting.
16:29I've just dribbled.
16:31I love how people automatically assume it's me.
16:35No, because if it was Emily, I'd be scared.
16:37No need to ask what Helena's been eating as you can all taste it in the air.
16:41But what's Tony eating now?
16:44What are they supposed to taste like?
16:47I don't know.
16:48Prone cocktail.
16:49But then I got...
16:50Then I got paprika taste.
16:52Prone cocktail.
16:53That's a real flavour, you know.
16:54Of chips?
16:55Yeah, but is that why you were laughing?
16:56Yes.
16:57That's a really British crisp.
16:58That's disgusting.
16:59Fucking love prawn cocktails.
17:00Ew.
17:01Guys, Tony's never had a prawn cocktail crisp.
17:02She thought I was taking the piss.
17:03No, no, no, no.
17:04They're large.
17:05They're banging.
17:06They're actually banging.
17:07That's so disgusting.
17:08They're well good.
17:09And if you don't fancy eating a prawn cocktail crisp, Tony, wait till you hear what Shakira's
17:22ordered for supper.
17:23Where's our six penises?
17:27I'm not surprised.
17:28Why?
17:29We never get spoiled.
17:30Yeah, that's true, actually.
17:31Wrong show, Shakira.
17:33This is Love Island.
17:34We don't do bush tucker trials.
17:44It's bedtime at Casa and it may be the first night, but Tommy is already getting some great
17:49tongue action.
17:50Oh, tongue brush, love.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Do you use one as well?
17:53No, I can't.
17:54I'm the only one that uses this.
17:56I don't know.
17:57I look like a bit of a prick when I do it.
17:59I don't even know if I'm doing it right.
18:02I'll be honest, I've never read the instructions.
18:04I'm sorry, Tony, but honestly, like...
18:09Does it look alright?
18:11Does it look like I'm doing it the right way?
18:13No, I can't.
18:14No, I can't.
18:15I can't.
18:16I can't.
18:17Go on, I'll let you brush your teeth.
18:18I'll do it.
18:19I've done my teeth.
18:20I've done my teeth.
18:21I've done my teeth.
18:22I've done my teeth.
18:23I've done my teeth.
18:24I've done my teeth.
18:29What?
18:30Why would you expect me to do it?
18:32I can't.
18:33I can't.
18:34I need a mouthwash.
18:35Don't make me laugh.
18:38Sorry.
18:43Sorry.
18:44Sorry.
18:47Sorry.
18:48We're too far.
18:53Oh, God.
18:54Horrible.
18:55I'm telling you, one of the best things I've ever thought.
18:57If you brush...
18:58Oh, fucking hell.
19:00I've done that at all.
19:03Thanks, boys.
19:04But in the future, it might be best you just leave the gags to me.
19:08Oh, fucking hell.
19:09Still over.
19:17With the boys in Casa, the girls were patiently waiting.
19:19It felt like they can before the...
19:21Wait, how does the phrase go again?
19:23The calm before the cock.
19:27Come on.
19:28Come on, boys.
19:29Give us something.
19:30Please be fit.
19:31Please be fit.
19:32Please be fit.
19:33Please be fit.
19:34Please be fit.
19:35Well, girls, good things come to those who wait.
19:45And wait.
19:46Is anyone's heart we're going?
19:48Yeah, mine is.
19:49And wait.
19:50Can I hear him?
19:51Oh, my God.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:53And wait.
19:54Can I hear him?
19:55Oh, my God.
19:56And wait.
19:57Can I hear him?
19:58Oh, my God.
20:00Are you waiting?
20:01Oh, my God?
20:02Oh, my God.
20:04And wait!
20:14Kidneys, girls, the waiting is almost over!
20:18Almost.
20:19When I sit like this, can you see my tits?
20:22No.
20:23Is there a nipple slip? I feel like there is.
20:25I can't see it.
20:26Let me push it up.
20:32I'm going to melt.
20:33Oh, there's a breeze here.
20:43Sorry, girls, the boys normally come quicker than that.
20:52Things got hot and steamy in Casa,
20:54so Andrada is wondering why no one is taking advantage of the facilities to cool down.
20:59No one really uses the pool as much, isn't there?
21:01I'll dip in there later.
21:03I've been trying to tell her to get in there.
21:04I'd love to jump in.
21:05But she just wants to go in like...
21:07Yeah, jump in!
21:08Yeah, but she's like, I just want to go in and like, you know, when they're just holding...
21:13I'm saying, let's go and do some fucking handstands, girls.
21:16Let's go.
21:17Andrada, don't listen to Harry.
21:18There is a very good reason that no one is using the pool today.
21:22And it's all to do with what happened yesterday when the boys were handling their nuggets.
21:27Why the fuck have you given me that?
21:29Oi, don't start all stuff.
21:30Tits for hands.
21:31What are you doing?
21:32What are you doing?
21:33What are you doing?
21:34What are you doing?
21:35Why are you chucking chicken nugget in the pool?
21:36Because I just thought he was going to catch it.
21:38You fucking...
21:39Bro, you're not going to get it.
21:40You've got to get that.
21:41You've got to get that.
21:42Where is it?
21:43To the bottom.
21:44Why is there a chicken nugget there?
21:46A blanket in the pool.
21:47Oh, no.
21:48How did you do that?
21:49No, I didn't give any attention.
21:50Wait, bro.
21:51Where actually is it?
21:52At the bottom.
21:53Go on, then.
21:55Oh, my.
21:56Yeah, nice, you.
21:57Now, just put your head under.
21:58Nah, but I don't have nothing under.
21:59Yeah.
22:02You picked it up with your toes?
22:04It was a bit silly from you, wasn't it, B?
22:06Oh, B, you're going to have to get the head under.
22:08They don't have goggles for them.
22:10Yeah, but I can't put my eyes open under water.
22:12What? You can grab that, surely?
22:14Wait, I'll kick it up.
22:16So, the nugget got away and hasn't been seen since.
22:19Now, the pool is riddled with bacteria
22:21and it's completely out of bounds.
22:30Ah, why does nobody ever listen?
22:33If you find that nugget, I'll have it.
22:41Here's an unseen bit of Andrada talking about
22:43her feelings towards Dijon.
22:45Oh, 100%, I'm not going to just,
22:46just because I know him this is negative.
22:48That doesn't mean I'm not going to continue chatting to him,
22:49because that means that I'm now letting myself go.
22:51No, I'm still going to talk to him the way I want to talk to him,
22:53because if it's meant to be, we'll be.
22:55It's nice.
22:56He's a lover, yeah, to be fair.
22:58So, yeah, we shall see, guys.
23:00We shall see.
23:01I feel like I just want to let just fill you in
23:02on where my head was at.
23:03Come back after the break to find out.
23:05Oh, I've been there.
23:24Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:26Cause it feels so mystical, magical.
23:33Where we bless you with hidden gems.
23:36And germs.
23:40We let the Islanders open up.
23:42And be deep and meaningful.
23:47So take a good look.
23:52You're looking good, you know.
23:55Because this is Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:58Have I got a bite on my back?
24:00It's really itchy.
24:01Not bites.
24:02Bits.
24:03Before the break, Andrada was talking to Newcastle girls about Dijon.
24:16Yeah, we shall see, guys.
24:17We shall see.
24:18I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
24:20Boo!
24:21I've been next.
24:25This is a fly in here.
24:26It's over there now, girl, don't worry.
24:31Fuck off.
24:32It was on your nail.
24:33Oh.
24:34Be careful, Andrada.
24:36Looks like Dijon has the whole place bugged.
24:38He's got flies everywhere.
24:49With the Casa boys finally in the villa, it was time for them to get to know the girls
24:53and I hope they don't get cold feet.
24:55Actually, I'm going to need this drink.
24:58Sup?
24:59It's hot anywhere you go.
25:00You're not going to get away from it.
25:01Oh, flipping.
25:02Oh.
25:03No!
25:04Oh, my socks.
25:05They'll dry out.
25:06They'll dry out.
25:07Oh.
25:10That's the best thing ever.
25:11I told you.
25:12Your ass will be wet if you don't sit on a pillow.
25:14Yep.
25:15Okay.
25:16You're half German.
25:17Yeah.
25:18Guten taggy.
25:19Guten tag.
25:20Do you eat like the frankfurters and that?
25:21No, I hate them.
25:22I like a schnitzel.
25:23A schnitzel?
25:24That's a straight pork.
25:25Pig.
25:26Chicken.
25:27No, it ain't.
25:28Yeah, I have the chicken schnitzel.
25:29There's no such thing as a chicken schnitzel.
25:30Yes, there is.
25:31Are you joking?
25:32I've never had a...
25:33When I went to...
25:34Where's Austria?
25:38Don't know.
25:39You're a flight attendant.
25:40I know.
25:41Where are you from?
25:42East London.
25:43East London, Dagnan.
25:44So, not East London.
25:47Essex, but...
25:48So, not East London.
25:49Those are three different places.
25:50I mean, I'm inside the M25, so...
25:53Right.
25:54I'm just going to say that's East London.
25:55Okay.
25:56What did you say you did for a living?
25:57I don't know.
25:58Power network maintenance engineer.
26:00It's just like, yeah, keeping the power...
26:02Okay.
26:03...in your house sort of thing.
26:04Thanks.
26:05Thanks.
26:06Yeah.
26:07It's alright, I got used on one.
26:08I used to base the attractiveness of the boys I could get...
26:12...like, dribbling on my teeth.
26:16Sorry, go on.
26:18Ignore that.
26:19Running down my teeth.
26:21How tall are you?
26:22I'm 190.
26:23Like, 6'2".
26:24Fuck.
26:26Is that okay, or...?
26:27I don't use that system.
26:286'2", 6'3".
26:29Okay, there you go.
26:30You are a five-something.
26:32Five-five.
26:33Five-five.
26:34Five-five.
26:35Five-five.
26:36Where are you from?
26:37Southampton.
26:38Southampton?
26:39Yeah.
26:40Do you know where that is?
26:41A D store.
26:42Where is it?
26:43It's, like, next to, like, Northampton, no?
26:45Near Northampton.
26:46Near Northampton.
26:47Wait, if Southampton's here...
26:48No!
26:49Northampton's all the way up.
26:52Southampton's right at the bottom.
26:53You know, like Bournemouth, Portsmouth?
26:54Is it, like, a Westampton?
26:56Or an Eastampton?
26:57No.
26:58I'm getting a bare sort of inkling of the people that I'm going to, like, maybe explore a little
27:03bit more with.
27:04Okay, Dora.
27:05Okay, Dora.
27:08Okay, Dora.
27:09Oh, that's so funny.
27:10That's what Tony says to Harrison.
27:13Go explore, then, Dora.
27:15Hey!
27:18Hey, that's a good point.
27:20Let's see if Dora has been exploring.
27:25Dora!
27:26Oh!
27:27Come on, Dora!
27:28All right!
27:30Do, do, do, da, dora.
27:31To, do, da, dora.
27:32Do, do, da, dora.
27:34Do, do, da, dora.
27:35Do, do, da, dora.
27:36Let's go!
27:37Dora, Dora, Dora.
27:38The Explorrer.
27:39Dora!
27:40He sounds super cool.
27:42Explorador.
27:43Me in your house?
27:45Grab your backpack.
27:46Let's go!
27:47Jump in!
27:48Falling us!
27:49You can leave away.
27:51Hey.
27:52Hey!
27:54Do, do, Dora.
27:55Do, do, Dora.
27:56Do, do, Dora.
27:57Swipe your nose swipey.
27:58Swipe your nose swipey.
27:59Dora is exploring real bad, someone gave that man a map!
28:08Alright, Dora the Explorer!
28:14The announcement of raunchy races sent a jolt of excitement, cursing through Casa and the Villa.
28:20And the stakes were high as the winner would earn themselves a party.
28:26The oldest girl must lick the six-pack of the fittest boy.
28:32But who could do it the fastest?
28:37Emma and Conor were the fastest.
28:39Who's Emma?
28:40Oh, that's... That's Harry's ex.
28:44Raunchy races, the name Emma, this is all giving me deja vu.
28:49Who the fuck is Emma?
28:53Who's Emma?
28:55Back off!
28:57Fuck you, Emma!
28:59Fuck off, baby!
29:01Guys, this is Unseen Bits. Let's see something we haven't seen before.
29:05That's more like it.
29:11Oh my gosh!
29:13It's more like it.
29:14Oh my gosh!
29:16The islander who's traveled the furthest to find love
29:19must put the boy or girl they fancy the most
29:21in their favorite sex position.
29:22Australia, Australia, Australia.
29:24Just, what are you doing?
29:28No, but you should have just bent over there.
29:30Go, Tony, go, go, go, go.
29:32Sit down.
29:33Quick.
29:33One.
29:34Right, get up, get up, get up.
29:36Get up, get up.
29:38She went, woo.
29:40So in the bedroom, do you do that as well?
29:43Yeah.
29:44I think we're good.
29:45I think we're good, lads.
29:46Up, down, bang.
29:50Casa win.
29:51Yes!
29:57The girl whose name come last in the alphabet
29:59must snog every boy.
30:00Yeah, it's quick, guys, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
30:03Quick ones, quick ones, quick ones, quick ones.
30:04Fuckin' hell.
30:06Get up, no, no, go, go, go!
30:07Get up, get up, go, go, go!
30:12No, I'm allowed to go.
30:14No, I'm allowed to go.
30:15No, I'm allowed to go.
30:15No, now, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
30:16No, you, you!
30:17Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up.
30:20Yes.
30:21This ain't time for posture, babe!
30:23This is time for snugging.
30:25Guys, she went to kiss Rio!
30:27It's like I'm no boy.
30:28I kissed the girls, the girls.
30:30I had teeth crunch bro.
30:32Teeth crunch?
30:34That's not common.
30:35Boys were just sat there, I was like, fucking stand up!
30:37Yeah.
30:38Yo, yo, yo.
30:39Yo, main villa win.
30:40Whoa!
30:42Main villa...
30:43Yeah!
30:45Wooo!
30:47Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
30:51No it is!
30:52That's what I like to see.
30:53Fuck no.
30:54Graceful in victory, the essence of good sportsmanship.
30:58Being in Casa is all about finding a good match and Harry and Rio are taking that literally.
31:09I've got a multi-coloured shirt.
31:11I'll go for it then.
31:12Yeah, I'll wear a multi-coloured shirt.
31:14So we can have a little multi-coloured action.
31:17Yeah.
31:18Like erm...
31:19Matchy-matchy.
31:20What's that er...
31:21Is it Jason in the Technicoloured dreamcoat?
31:24Joseph.
31:25Joseph, that's it.
31:26Yeah, yeah.
31:27Do you know I have Biblical dreams all the time?
31:30Like I actually think I'm a prophet or something.
31:32Biblical?
31:33Yeah.
31:34Are you quite religious?
31:35No.
31:36But ever since I was tiny, I've had like proper Biblical dreams.
31:40Like every four or five years I'll have like a Bible dream.
31:43Really?
31:44First one was I literally pushed Moses down the River Nile.
31:48What?
31:49Yeah.
31:50Like it was vivid.
31:51Remember it.
31:52Wow.
31:53I've been swallowed by a whale like Jonah.
31:55No.
31:56I was there when the Red Sea was parted.
31:58What was the other one?
32:00How did that go?
32:01How did that happen?
32:02Do you know what a moment that was?
32:04What a moment that was.
32:06That's wild.
32:07Yeah.
32:08I didn't.
32:09When was your last one?
32:10When did you last have a Biblical dream?
32:13About three years ago.
32:14It was the whale one.
32:15Three years.
32:16Okay.
32:17So you're probably a Jew one.
32:18I think I'm Jew, yeah.
32:19I wonder what it's going to be.
32:20But I've not had Joseph in the day.
32:22Yeah.
32:23So maybe that's the next one.
32:25I'll let you know.
32:26Keep me posted.
32:27I'm not sure Harry is religious real.
32:29He thinks Jesus' parents were Mary and Jason.
32:40The new boys are on a grafting break.
32:42And have you ever wondered what question keeps the people of Barnsley up at night?
32:46Do you think we're landing at moon?
32:48Oh.
32:49Oh, I thought it was fake.
32:50I just think if we did, why have we not gone back since?
32:53Yeah.
32:54That's where it is.
32:55Because we've got much better technology now.
32:57Yeah.
32:58Moon landing a hoax?
32:59Potentially.
33:00I don't know.
33:01I just don't know.
33:02What about pyramids?
33:03Because how-
33:04How did the pyramids get built?
33:05Yeah.
33:06That's a good one.
33:07Ain't no way.
33:08Aliens.
33:09Like they rolled loads of stuff.
33:11Like they had like stuff that was like circular and they rolled the-
33:15To build the pyramids?
33:16Yeah.
33:17This isn't a conspiracy theory.
33:18But what came first, the chicken or the egg?
33:22Surely science knows the answer to that question.
33:24I feel like it has to be the chicken though.
33:26But how did the chicken get there?
33:28Do you genetic mutate?
33:29How did anything get here?
33:30We mutated.
33:31Cells mutated.
33:32But that is maddened.
33:33When you think about it, how did nothing become something?
33:37Like there was just a ball of hot gas and rock and then it just started getting weird.
33:41And fucking-
33:42And then we arrived.
33:43Yeah.
33:44Who figured out that milk came from cows?
33:47Whoever did is a fucking weirdo, man.
33:50I don't know.
33:51Is it like, you know when human women are milking?
33:56Obviously they get to the point where if they don't release the milk, if they don't feed the baby then it just comes out anyway.
34:01So maybe somebody saw in a field.
34:03That's what you want to know.
34:04That's what you want.
34:05Somebody just was looking in a field and going, that cow is leaking.
34:07Guys, do you know how much weight one breast from the cow?
34:12Like from boob.
34:13From booby.
34:14How heavy it is?
34:15Yeah, how heavy it is one breast.
34:17The udders.
34:18Udder.
34:19Yeah, this thing, yeah.
34:20Yeah, yeah.
34:21How heavy?
34:22I know.
34:23I'm asking you, do you know?
34:24No.
34:25Two kilos?
34:2650kg, bro.
34:2750kg?
34:2850kg, one, yeah.
34:29We need to fact check that.
34:30The whole udder, I feel like, maybe, but...
34:33Is it full of milk?
34:34You can't just chop, that's like chopping a nipple off and saying that's going to be 10 kilos.
34:38That's heavy, that.
34:39So...
34:40It's getting deep.
34:41Yeah, man.
34:42Probably won't make it on air.
34:44It will make it on air and we'll milk it for all it's worth.
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36:02Good luck!
36:04Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:32Where the boys are up to no good.
36:35I look no good in that.
36:37No, that's no good.
36:38That's no good.
36:41No, that's no good. I look no good in that.
36:43Dude, that's no good.
36:45So take a seat.
36:47But not on your hairbrush, Andrada.
36:50Why am I like this?
36:52As we're about to conclude our Castle Week in style.
36:55Sorry.
36:57There are more kisses coming so you might want to freshen up.
37:01Or maybe not.
37:04What are you doing?
37:07I'm so sorry. That was rotten.
37:09Fucking hell.
37:11You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
37:16Time is running out for the new boys to impress the girls.
37:19Luckily, Cash is there to teach them his skills in the bedroom.
37:22I'll teach you not like a...
37:24It's got to be simple.
37:25Some footwork I do on stage.
37:26Yeah, just slow it down.
37:27Or like...
37:28Extra slow.
37:29Extra slow.
37:30Extra slow, yeah?
37:31Here.
37:32Then toe here.
37:34Heel.
37:35In.
37:36Yeah?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Go again.
37:39Here.
37:40Here.
37:41Heel.
37:42In.
37:43In.
37:44In.
37:45In.
37:46In.
37:47In.
37:48Back.
37:49There we go.
37:50Heel.
37:51Heel.
37:52Toe.
37:53In.
37:54In.
37:55Heel.
37:56Heel.
37:57Back.
37:58Yeah.
37:59Alright.
38:00It's going to be fun.
38:01Ta, ta, ta, ta.
38:02Toe.
38:03Alright.
38:04Full pace.
38:05We'll be...
38:06Huh?
38:07That's full pace.
38:08OK.
38:09We have a request, so after this, when we do this, we're all going to go like the Boris.
38:16Like finish it, finish it guys.
38:18I'm with that, so tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
38:24I like that.
38:26Wait, I want to see Boris do that at the front.
38:29You lead that at the front.
38:31Like the whole thing bro.
38:35I thought the boys could pick it up pretty well, and they did, they smashed it.
38:38Boris surprised me.
38:39I didn't expect Boris to catch it as good as he did, and he even ended up adding in his own
38:43oof oof, you like to call it.
38:45Five, six, seven, eight.
38:55I took it seriously, because you never knows.
38:57Maybe once I come out from here, I'm going to try to be a professional dancer.
39:02Five, six, seven, eight.
39:04Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.
39:08We're good, bruh.
39:26Some islanders go to Casa for love, some go to prove their loyalty,
39:31but Lucy is there studying English as a foreign language.
39:35Right, go on, give me a little English lesson.
39:37Do you know what intellectual means? No.
39:39Do you know what discombobulated means? Discombobulated.
39:42Because that word sounds confusing to me, I'd just say it's confusing.
39:45Yeah, basically.
39:46But Lucy isn't the only one learning new things.
39:49This is...
39:51School of Casa.
39:54That's a cute cosy.
39:56Cosy, isn't it?
39:58Cosy? No, a cosy.
40:00Oh, cosy.
40:01No, a cosy. It's cosy the accent.
40:04What are you talking? A cosy. Cosy.
40:06Oh, my God, I've never heard of that before in my life.
40:09Oh!
40:11What's tea? In the evening?
40:13Dinner, lunch, yeah?
40:14What do you say, like, supper?
40:15No.
40:16Like, the last supper?
40:18No, like, I say I'll have my tea and then if I get, I'll have a little snack and a knife.
40:22That's supper, yeah, yeah.
40:23What's supper?
40:24Suppers after dinner, tea.
40:25Oh.
40:26Oh.
40:27I love the way you say it.
40:28Suppers.
40:29Suppers.
40:30And he said his, what do you say his ten hands were?
40:32Physical touch, kisses and foreplay.
40:34Oh!
40:35What's that mean?
40:36Oh!
40:37I think, I think I'm too young to know that.
40:39What, what's that mean?
40:42What is it?
40:43I've never heard it like that, in that, in that, in that frame.
40:45What, foreplay?
40:46Yeah, what's that?
40:47Just tell me now.
40:48What is it, like, 30 tall?
40:50It's like the build-up.
40:52Oh!
40:53Say, do you know what I mean?
40:54Do you know what I mean?
40:56Good try, good try.
40:59Ten for effing.
41:02Don't be disheartened if they don't pick it up straight away, Lucy.
41:05Saying that, I spent three months trying to teach my dog to skateboard.
41:09Total waste of time.
41:11It's Major Bonanza!
41:20Casa edition.
41:22After some.
41:23Major Bonanza!
41:26Yeah, that's what I meant.
41:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:29I'll get it right next week.
41:30And this week I asked to see our Islanders best dance moves.
41:33Guys, I can't dance.
41:35Double shimmy shimmy.
41:37Popping and locking.
41:38One of these.
41:40We'll do a bit of this.
41:44Look!
41:45Yeah, you want to get cash in here, I'll show you some dance moves.
41:47It's pretty easy then.
41:48What did I just show you?
41:53This is my signature.
41:54It's called the Dirt Bounce.
41:55And you just bounce.
41:59But I can't really twerk anymore, I don't think.
42:03That's my best one.
42:06I can really move my hips well now.
42:08I don't know.
42:09I can know that's really bad.
42:10It's actually quite good.
42:11That's a scary thing.
42:12I think I was just born with it.
42:13I could have came out of the womb doing it, to be honest.
42:19Just a little concentration.
42:23Woo!
42:24That's literally what I do.
42:25I don't really dance.
42:26Just with shoulders, you know.
42:28Like, nonchalant.
42:29Ba!
42:30Ba!
42:31Ba!
42:32Ba!
42:33Hold on, let me just loosen up a little bit.
42:34There it is.
42:35She don't see you.
42:36Uh-huh.
42:37Now you're already close to her.
42:38Ah!
42:39Ba!
42:40I'm checking poor boys with this one.
42:41Do you reckon?
42:42Ba!
42:43Ba!
42:44And you go on the right hand.
42:45Left hand.
42:46Yeah!
42:47Yeah!
42:48There it is.
42:49Yeah, that's the angle.
42:51G!
42:52In the shower.
42:53Shower.
42:54You even do start doing the alphabet.
42:56You do A, B, C. That's a good one.
42:58This one.
42:59Like, you've got a headache.
43:00I can't cushion.
43:01Let's just give it to that.
43:02F, G. That's a good one.
43:03Because you go back that way.
43:04Go H, and then go back down.
43:05So much easier to salsa with someone.
43:08Oh, my God, should I do the robot?
43:09Everyone says I'm AI-generated anyway, so...
43:11Oh!
43:12Eeeh!
43:13Eeeh!
43:14Eeeh!
43:15Eeeh!
43:16Eeeh!
43:17Eeeh!
43:18Eeeh!
43:19Eeeh!
43:20Eeeh!
43:21Eeeh!
43:22Eeeh!
43:23Eeeh!
43:24Eeeh!
43:25Eeeh!
43:26Eeeh!
43:27Eeeh!
43:28Eeeh!
43:29Eeeh!
43:30Eeeh!
43:31Eeeh!
43:32Eeeh!
43:33That was so shit.
43:34A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I.
43:37And then go, and then go back that way.
43:39And I have to say, I am a real human.
43:40I'm not AI-generated.
43:41I wish I was, though.
43:43I do feel like an alien sometimes.
43:49I feel like Peter Crouch.
43:51K.
43:52That was a bad K, but you know.
43:54And done!
43:57Done!
43:58See ya!
43:59Come back next time for some more!
44:02Peter Bonanza!
44:10With Casa over, we found ourselves round the fire pit.
44:13And there was healing.
44:15There was not enough dressing tables for all these heels walking in.
44:20Reeling.
44:21Fuck off!
44:23What the fuck?
44:26And then Emily and Giorgio were sent wheeling.
44:30Oh, for fuck's sake!
44:33But for the survivors, the true horrors of what went on in Casa were still to be revealed.
44:38Where's our six penises?
44:45Sorry.
44:46Sorry.
44:47Come back tomorrow night for the fallout.
44:52I'm sorry.
44:53I'm sorry.
44:54I'm sorry.
44:55Come back tomorrow night for the fallout.
44:57There was an average of 3.
44:58No one thought.
44:59That was a good habit.
45:00Um...
45:01whoa...
45:02Whoa...
45:03Waaah!
45:05Hello?
45:06Good.
45:07Hello?
45:08What's going to be here?
45:09I'm sorry.
45:10I'm sorry.
45:11Well done.
45:12A feeling.
45:13Yeah, wrong.
45:14Happy Halloween.
45:15You're not even when I left it.
45:1615 years to be.
45:18I'm sorry.
45:19A feeling.
45:20We're dead.
45:21You're not even more.
45:22That's where it is.