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00:00As all romantics know, true love begins with a balcony.
00:07Everybody get moving.
00:10But was there ever a love story of more woe?
00:13Hi boys!
00:14Than this of six Juliet's and their Romeo.
00:18Where's our six penises?
00:20Let's get it done.
00:21Yes!
00:22We're looking back at a week of two households.
00:25Andrada, no bitch badda, sitting in casa.
00:28And like in all good drama, we have comedy, tragedy, romance, star-crossed lovers and
00:44wit worthy of Shakespeare himself.
00:47The calm before the cock.
00:49It's like a Midsummer's Night Dream.
00:52I've lost once like that.
00:53Make that a nightmare.
00:55And just like a Shakespeare play, it goes on for ages and no one has a clue what the
01:00characters are talking about.
01:01A cosy?
01:02Cosy.
01:03I literally pushed Moses down the river Nile.
01:05So forget to be or not to be, because we have a bigger question.
01:10Moon landing a hoax?
01:11Potentially.
01:12Buckle up for Castle Week.
01:14Castle Week.
01:15It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
01:18Proper cloudy.
01:19Look at that.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Even that, oh my, jeez!
01:22Is that one coming this way?
01:23Yeah.
01:24Oh, wow.
01:25It's always about it, sometimes.
01:26Yeah, I can imagine.
01:29Proper cloudy
01:35Look at that, yeah
01:36Even that, oh my
01:41Is that one coming this way?
01:43Yeah
01:43Oh wow
01:45It's always a bar there sometimes
01:49Yeah, I can imagine
01:51Whoa, this is Love Island
01:56We don't do bad weather
01:58Fortunately we have the power
02:04To wind the clock back
02:05To a time before ill feelings
02:08Go on, carry on
02:10Don't mind me
02:11A time before things got messy
02:14Didn't need that, did I?
02:19When everyone had each other's backs
02:22Do you want me to do your back gaze?
02:25I don't mind
02:26So let's get back to an era I call
02:30BC
02:31No, not bubbly corner
02:34It stands for before Casa
02:37So grab the popcorn
02:38And let's take a nostalgia trip
02:40To a more innocent time
02:41Although not that much more innocent
02:43Open your goal
02:45Bigger or wider than that
02:46It's going to need to go way wider than that
02:48Let's get those tongues wagging
02:53This is Love Island Unseen Bits
02:56At the end of last week
03:04Ben had a huge decision to make
03:06And he couldn't have been happier about it
03:08I'm just going to have to just choose one
03:13So the girl I want to couple up with is
03:15Shakira
03:18Why do you like it?
03:22Nice Ben
03:25I feel really that hard to say
03:27So it would be nice about me
03:28We'll work on it
03:29So we sent Ben and Shakira away to work on that
03:32You've heard of a bottomless brunch
03:34Well this is more of a banterless brunch
03:36Great chat guys
03:41And here are some more
03:42It's Love Island Unseen Brunch
03:45Do you cut up croissants here like that?
03:47Well it's a bit big isn't it?
03:50No?
03:51It's soft
03:52In the middle
03:53It looks crispy
03:54Oh
03:54Well that was great wasn't it?
03:56Missed my plate
03:57I'm more like
04:00I'm more like
04:02What colour is
04:07Grumpiness
04:08You should be able to know this one
04:11You tell me what colour grumpiness is
04:13Great
04:13Yeah you should definitely know that
04:15Yes
04:17Do you know what that thing in the back of your throat's called?
04:23Yeah
04:24The uvula
04:25Wait which bit are you talking about?
04:27The dangly thing
04:28Oh it's called that?
04:31No
04:31It went down the wrong hole
04:39No I was wrong
04:43If you don't mind that
04:44Eddie's real
04:47Are they?
04:51T
04:52You know the thing at the back of your throat
04:54The thing that dangles
04:55No that's not your tonsil
04:56No the one that dangles down
04:58That's your tonsils
04:58No it's not
04:59No it's not
05:00What the fuck is that there?
05:01A uvula
05:02Tonsils are like in the side
05:02What's it called?
05:04The uvula
05:05The uvula
05:05I thought the big dangly
05:07Yeah the dangly thing
05:07That's your tonsil
05:08No because you have tonsillitis bro
05:10You don't take the dangly thing
05:11Even back on your throat do you?
05:12I thought it was your tonsil
05:13What are you two talking about?
05:14Yeah yeah yeah
05:15No it's good
05:16Romantic guys
05:18Yeah
05:18What colour is excitement?
05:22I don't know
05:25What colour can you tell it?
05:27Excitement is probably like hot pink
05:31To me
05:33What's hot pink?
05:34Like really really bright pink
05:36Yeah
05:38I'm bored asking that
05:40Me too
05:41I'm off to meet a new bombshell
05:42Uvula
05:43Here's a question that nobody wants after a big brunch
05:54Who fancies a game of football?
05:57Boys please stand in front of the fire pit
06:00The players lined up in two teams ready for kick off
06:04And believe me
06:05It is about to kick off
06:07As there isn't a terrace big enough to handle this rowdy crowd
06:12They think it's all over
06:16Hi boys
06:17It is now
06:19We'll see you a casa amor
06:23And so it was time for the boys to play away
06:27Yo
06:28Yo
06:30Yo
06:34Oh shit
06:35I've lost my slide though
06:38I've lost my slide though
06:39On the head Ben
06:42Yo my hat
06:43Yo my hat
06:44Come on
06:44The home team felt relegated
06:48No
06:49While the boys celebrated promotion
06:51We qualified
07:01Before walking out onto the hallowed astroturf of Casa Amor in search of a new keeper
07:14What's going on?
07:15What's going on?
07:16Let's blow the whistle and bring on some unseen own goals
07:21Say my name
07:23Dajon
07:24Yeah you say it wrong
07:25Am I?
07:26Yeah
07:27How do I say?
07:28Dajon
07:29Dajon
07:30Dajon
07:31Dajon
07:32Dajon
07:33Dajon
07:34Dajon
07:35Dajon's no good
07:36Dajon
07:37Dajon's no good
07:38D in it
07:39Don't call me Big D
07:40I'm Big T
07:41And Ryan
07:43Dajon
07:44My tail's been laid to you
07:46Your dad really hurt me
07:47Yeah
07:47Really?
07:48That's good to hear
07:49You can take me home, no, fucking hell. Give me a little bit of praise.
07:52I can talk for England. I like that, yeah.
07:54I think I can have a conversation with a brick wall.
07:58Yeah. Is that where you're having a conversation with me, is it?
08:02Is that what you're trying to do?
08:05That's true. Exactly.
08:06You can only do it on a bad toes.
08:10What is that? What even is that?
08:12What the fuck?
08:15What's going on?
08:16Can you blame me?
08:17I'm not blaming you at all.
08:19There's so much to...
08:21..discuss.
08:23What, between us? Mm.
08:25Do you think? There's a lot that's, er...
08:28Yeah. There's a fly on your head. Yeah, well...
08:31Give that fly a red card!
08:33Set home!
08:42With the boys off to casa, naturally the girls were heartbroken
08:45for about five seconds.
08:47If you could have your dream man walk in right now, what would he look like?
08:51Don't say you're a partner. No.
08:54No, no, no, no.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Well, I'm sorry.
08:57If I could have my dream man walk in, it'll be Damson Idris.
08:59Okay. Yeah.
09:00So, guys, if anyone, like, that looks like Damson Idris walks in, that's my...
09:04Did you wish?
09:06I want my neighbour to walk in.
09:08Sadly, Damson Idris and Tony's neighbour were unavailable
09:13as they were booked for Love Island USA this year.
09:16But, girls, give me some ideas of what you're looking for
09:19and I'll see what you can do.
09:23Bring my neighbour in. He's really hot.
09:25Will you stop banging on about your neighbour, Tony?
09:28Shakira, show him how it's done.
09:30I love a northerner.
09:31I'm really upset there's no Scousers or Jordies.
09:33I'm really surprised, isn't it?
09:34Yeah, there's no Scousers.
09:35Get me a Scouser.
09:37You listen to me right now.
09:39I want a sexy Scouser, right?
09:41He's got to have more than six GCSEs
09:43and past maths and English, preferably B+.
09:48We're manifesting.
09:49Right, OK, I want a tan...
09:52Sexy...
09:53Yeah.
09:54What else?
09:55Girls, what traits do we want in men? We're manifesting.
09:58I don't know what traits.
09:59Give me, give me, give me a plan at the midnight
10:03Want somebody, help me, change the shadows of the head.
10:07That's funny.
10:08Athletic.
10:09Athletic, yeah.
10:10Really confident tattoos, six pairs.
10:13Really fucking tall.
10:15Funny, fit, smart.
10:17Yes.
10:18Funny, confident.
10:19Hilarious.
10:20Tattooed.
10:21Loyal.
10:22Not a whore.
10:23Yes.
10:24He could be a whore for me.
10:25Scouse.
10:26Scouse.
10:27Hell the fuck off.
10:28I fax the Scouser.
10:29Yeah, all right, you can have that one.
10:31I'll take him off you after.
10:33Yeah, I was going to say, you have him in the eye anyway.
10:35I'm joking.
10:36Do you know what?
10:38I don't know what a Scouse is.
10:39What's a Scouse?
10:40A Scouse is basically everything you just ask for.
10:42But with a unique way of saying, Chechen.
10:52After a quiet afternoon, the girls are getting ready for the evening.
10:55But without boys around, I suspect some of them may have some leftover energy to burn off.
11:00Why, do you have to make a stool pyramid?
11:10We don't have enough.
11:12I think you can't.
11:15She just wants to make a pyramid.
11:22Do you still think?
11:25But, what happened next?
11:29I know what I'm hoping for, but we'll have to stay tuned to find out.
11:33to find out.
12:03We don't have time to do it again girls. We need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:22So sit back and let us spoon feed you the taste as unseen action from the villa.
12:26This lot really are a handful. So expect belly laughs.
12:31I think we actually have the belly button.
12:34Pearson.
12:35A belly button.
12:36To be fair.
12:37Everyone's got belly button mate.
12:38I've got an out.
12:39Oh no.
12:40Any.
12:41Yeah.
12:42So limber up for some serious bet hopping for Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:50Just keep dancing.
12:57Before the break the girls are playing jenga with the furniture.
13:01Do you sit on it?
13:03Boo!
13:04I've been next!
13:06No, no, we're not having another event box incident.
13:10That's giving health and safety risk if she gets her bum off.
13:13Oh, they just took it down again. I was hoping one of them would try to sit on a stool and
13:18fall off.
13:19Hallelujah!
13:20My prayers were answered.
13:21It's a stool tied down!
13:22It wasn't even that much of a health and safety risk. The boys are outside building a lighthouse
13:37by balancing the fire pit on top of bean bags.
13:49Tommy knows that the first night in Kassa should be celebrated with a toast as everyone
13:54is about to have an experience unlike anything they've had before.
13:58Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people, great memories.
14:01Kassa!
14:02Kassa!
14:03Yeah!
14:04Except hang on a minute. Some of you have been here before. Well, not here. There must be
14:09an identical looking villa next door. Remember this unseen bit, Giorgio.
14:20You could be worse. You could have sangria down your top.
14:24Imagine that, walking into the Love Island villa and you had a t-shirt that's got a sangria down.
14:29Never get a second chance to make a first impression and you look like a donut.
14:34You are lucky, Giorgio, as this time you do get a second chance to make a first impression.
14:40This time, mind your drink.
14:42It's beautiful girls, beautiful people.
14:45Oh!
14:48Holy shit!
14:49Is that red light?
14:51Yeah.
14:52Mate, you need to chill out with your hands.
14:54Oh, no.
14:55You didn't need that on a big night.
14:57Beautiful girls, beautiful people.
15:01Oh, gee, I'm so sorry.
15:03Oh, no.
15:04Oh, go on then, Giorgio.
15:06Just for you, you can have a third chance to make a first impression.
15:11Do you have any hidden talents?
15:13Erm, do you ever watch Little Britain?
15:15Oh, I love it.
15:16Did you?
15:17I love that show.
15:18You know Marjorie Dorch, you know Fat Fighters?
15:21Oh, yes.
15:22So I can do that.
15:23Do it right now.
15:25Welcome to Fat Fighters.
15:26That's it.
15:27Oh, my God.
15:28That was so good.
15:29Today, we're going to talk about cravings.
15:30Oh, my God.
15:31Oh, my God.
15:32That was so unexpected.
15:33That was so good.
15:34Surprise me.
15:35Surprise me, too.
15:36I can't believe you got through the last wig without spilling a drop.
15:55Back at the villa with no boys around to impress, the girls can let loose and relax.
16:05Although I find you can get too loose and too relaxed.
16:08Actually, no, I'd rather.
16:10I don't know.
16:11Oh.
16:12What the fuck was that?
16:16That wasn't airy fart, girl.
16:19I bet that fucking stink.
16:20Was that Emily?
16:21No.
16:22Helena, that rinks!
16:25Helena's followed through.
16:27Helena, that's disgusting.
16:29I've just dribbled.
16:31I love how people automatically assume it's me.
16:34No, because if it was Emily, I'd be scared.
16:37No need to ask what Helena's been eating as you can all taste it in the air.
16:40But what's Tony eating now?
16:43What are they supposed to taste like?
16:46I don't know.
16:47A prone cocktail?
16:48But then I got paprika taste.
16:51A prone cocktail.
16:54That's a real flavour, you know.
16:56Of chips?
16:57Yeah, but is that why you were laughing?
16:59Yes.
17:00That's a really British crisp.
17:01That's disgusting.
17:02Fucking love prone cocktails.
17:04Ew.
17:05Guys, Tony's never had a prone cocktail crisp.
17:07She thought I was taking the piss.
17:09No, no, no, no.
17:10They're large.
17:11They're banging.
17:12They're actual banging.
17:13That's so disgusting.
17:15They're well good.
17:16And if you don't fancy eating a prawn cocktail crisp, Tony, wait till you hear what Shakira's ordered for supper.
17:22Where's our six penises?
17:25I'm not surprised.
17:27Why?
17:28We never get spoiled.
17:29Yeah, that's true actually.
17:31Wrong show, Shakira.
17:32This is Love Island.
17:33We don't do bush tucker trials.
17:36It's bedtime at Casa and it may be the first night but Tommy is already getting some great tongue action.
17:49Oh, tongue brush of love.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Do you use one as well?
17:53No, I can't.
17:54I'm the only one that uses this.
17:55I don't know, I look like a bit of a prick when I do it.
17:59I don't even know if I'm doing it right.
18:02I'll be honest, I've never written instructions.
18:04I'm sorry.
18:07Honestly, like...
18:09Does it look alright?
18:10Does it look like I'm doing it the right way?
18:12No, no.
18:16No, I can't.
18:17No, I can't.
18:18I can't.
18:19Go on, I'll let you brush your teeth.
18:20I'll do it, I'll do it.
18:21No, I've done my teeth.
18:22I've done my teeth.
18:23I've done my teeth.
18:28Tommy.
18:29What?
18:30How do you expect me to do it?
18:31I can't, I can't.
18:33I need your mouthwash, don't make me laugh.
18:35I'm sorry.
18:42Sorry.
18:43Sorry.
18:46Sorry.
18:47We're too far.
18:52Oh, God, horrible.
18:54I'm telling you, I've done the best things I've ever thought.
18:56Oh, okay.
18:57Oh, fucking hell.
18:58You've done that...
18:59I've done that...
19:00I've done that at all.
19:02Thanks, boys.
19:03But in the future, it might be best you just leave the gags to me.
19:07Oh, fucking hell.
19:08Still over.
19:09With the boys in Casa, the girls were patiently waiting.
19:10It felt like they can before the...
19:11Wait, how does the phrase go again?
19:12The calm before the cock.
19:13Come on.
19:14Come on, boys.
19:15Give us something.
19:16Please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit.
19:18Please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit.
19:33Well, girls, good things come to those who wait.
19:44And wait.
19:45Is anyone's hot?
19:46We're going.
19:47Yeah, mine is.
19:56Han Wait.
19:57Can I hear him?
19:58Oh, my God.
20:03Han Wait.
20:04I'm the man from round.
20:05Kidneys, girls, the waiting is almost over.
20:17Almost.
20:18When I sit like this, can you see my tits?
20:20No.
20:21Is there a nipple slip?
20:22I feel like there is.
20:23I can't see it.
20:24Let me push it up.
20:25You can't break me down.
20:26I got gas in the tank.
20:27I'm going to melt.
20:28Oh, there's a breeze here.
20:29Who's the man?
20:30Who's the man?
20:31Who's the man?
20:32Who's the man?
20:33Who's the man?
20:34Who's the man?
20:35Who's the man?
20:36Who's the man?
20:37Who's the man?
20:38Who's the man?
20:39Who's the man?
20:42Sorry, girls.
20:43The boys normally come quicker than that.
20:45things got hot and steamy in casa so andrada is wondering why no one is taking advantage of
20:57facilities to cool down no one really uses the pool as much as i'll dip in there i'd love to
21:04jump in but she just wants to go in like yeah jump in yeah but she's like i just want to go in
21:11and like you know when they're just holding i'm saying let's go and do some fucking handstands
21:15girl andrada don't listen to harry there is a very good reason that no one is using the pool today
21:22and it's all to do with what happened yesterday when the boys were handling their nuggets
21:27what the fuck have you given me that oi don't start all stops tits for hands what are you doing
21:33why are you chucking chicken nugget in the pool because i don't think he's going to catch it
21:38you're not going to get it oh you're not going to get it where is it where is it to the bottom
21:44why is there why is there chicken nugget in the pool why did you do that wait bro where actually is it
21:51at the bottom yeah nice you now just put your head under yeah you picked it up with your toes
22:03it was a bit silly from you wasn't it b you're gonna have to get the head under
22:07they don't have goggles for him yeah but i can't put my eyes open under what you can grab that shortly
22:13so the nugget got away and hasn't been seen since now the pool is riddled with bacteria
22:21and it's completely out of bounds
22:23why does nobody ever listen if you find that nugget i'll have it
22:35here's an unseen bit of andrada talking about her feelings towards dijon
22:44100 i'm not going to just be just because i know he misses negative like that doesn't mean i'm not
22:48going to continue chatting to him because that that means that i'm now letting myself no i'm still
22:52going to talk to him the way i want to talk to him because if it's meant to be will be it's you know
22:56he's he's a lover yeah to be fair so yeah we shall see guys we shall see i feel like i just want to
23:01let just fill you in on where my head was at come back after the break to find out
23:05welcome back to love island unseen bits
23:26where we bless you with hidden gems
23:35and germs thank you we let the islanders open up
23:42and be deep and meaningful
23:47so take a good look
23:52because this is love island unseen bits
23:58have i got a bite on my back it's really itchy
24:01not bites bits
24:05before the break andrada was talking to new casa girls about dijon
24:15yeah we shall see guys we shall see i feel like i just want to let just fill you in on where my head was
24:20up
24:27it's over there now girl don't worry
24:31fuck off it was on your nail oh yeah
24:34be careful andrada looks like dijon has the whole place bugged he's got flies everywhere
24:41with the casa boys finally in the villa it was time for them to get to know the girls and i hope they don't get cold feet
24:54i should have a need this drink so it's hot anyway you guys you're not going to get away from it
25:01oh no oh my socks
25:05they'll dry out they'll dry out
25:07oh no
25:08that's the best thing ever i told you your ass will be wet if you don't sit on a pillow
25:14yeah okay
25:15you're half german yeah guten taggy
25:17guten tag
25:18do you eat like the frankfurters and that no i hate them i like a schnitzel
25:22schnitzel that's a straight pork pig chicken no it ain't yeah i have the chicken schnitzel
25:28there's no such thing as a chicken schnitzel
25:30yes there is are you joking i've never had a when i went to um where's austria
25:34where's austria
25:35i don't know you're a flight attendant i know where are you from east london east london
25:43dagnan
25:44so not east london
25:46essex but
25:48so not east those are three different places i mean i'm inside the m25 so right i'm just
25:54gonna say that's eastland okay what did you say you did for a living power network maintenance
25:59engineer it's just like yeah keeping the power okay in your house sort of thing
26:04thanks
26:05thanks
26:06yeah it's alright i got used on it
26:07appreciated
26:08i used to base the attractiveness of the boys i could get like dribbling on my teeth
26:14sorry go on
26:17ignore that running damage
26:19how tall are you i'm 190 like 6'2
26:23fuck
26:24is that okay or what i don't use that system
26:286'2 6'3
26:29okay there you go
26:30you are five something
26:31high five
26:32high five
26:33high five
26:34high five
26:35high five
26:36where are you from
26:37southampton
26:38southampton
26:39yeah do you know where that is
26:40i do you still
26:41where is it
26:42it's like next to like northampton though
26:45near northampton
26:46near northampton
26:47wait if southampton's here
26:48no
26:49northampton's all the way up
26:51southampton's right at the bottom you know like bournemouth portsmouth
26:54is it like a west hampton
26:55is it like a west hampton or a east hampton
26:57no
26:58i'm getting a bare sort of inkling of the people that i'm gonna like maybe explore a little bit more with
27:05okay dora
27:07okay dora
27:08oh that's so funny
27:10that's what tony says to harrison
27:12go explore then dora
27:14hey
27:15hey that's a good point let's see if dora has been exploring
27:24dora
27:25oh
27:26oh
27:27come on dora
27:28do do do do do dora
27:29all right
27:30do do do do do dora
27:31do do do do dora
27:33do do do do dora
27:34do do do do dora
27:35let's go
27:36dora dora dora the explorer
27:39dora is exploring real bad someone gave that man a map
28:07the announcement of raunchy races sent a jolt of excitement cursing through casa and the villa
28:20and the stakes were high as the winner would earn themselves a party
28:24the oldest girl must lick the six pack of the fittest boy
28:30but who could do it the fastest
28:34oh
28:35oh
28:36oh
28:37oh
28:38oh
28:39oh
28:40oh
28:41that's
28:42that's harry's ex
28:43harry's ex
28:44Bunchy racers, the name Emma, this is all giving me deja vu.
28:49Who the fuck is Emma?
28:51Who's Emma?
28:53Who's Emma?
28:55Fuck off!
28:57Fuck you, Emma!
28:59Fuck off, Emma!
29:01Guys, this is Unseen Bits. Let's see something we haven't seen before.
29:11That's more like it.
29:14Oh my gosh!
29:16The islander who's travelled the furthest to find love must put the boy or girl they fancy the most in their favourite sex position.
29:22Australia, Australia, Australia!
29:24What are you doing?
29:26Sit down, sit down!
29:28No, but you should have just bent over there.
29:30Go, Tony! Go, go, go, go!
29:32Sit down! Quick!
29:34Right, get up, get up, get up!
29:37She went, woo!
29:40So in the bedroom, do you do that as well?
29:42Yeah!
29:44I think we're good, I think we're good, lads.
29:46Up, down, bang!
29:50Casa win.
29:51Yes!
29:57The girl whose name come last in the alphabet must snog every boy.
30:00Yeah, it's quick, it's quick, quick, quick!
30:02Quick, quick, quick!
30:03Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick
30:33That's what I like to see graceful in victory the essence of good sportsmanship
31:03Being in Casa is all about finding a good match and Harry and Rio are taking that literally
31:09I've got a multi-coloured shirt. I'll go for it then. Yeah, I'll wear the multi-coloured shirt
31:15So we could have a little multi-coloured action. Yeah, like um, matchy-matchy. What's that?
31:21Is it Jason and the Technicolor dream coat?
31:25Joseph. Joseph, that's it. Yeah, yeah.
31:28Do you know I have biblical dreams all the time like I actually think I'm a prophet or something. Biblical? Yeah
31:33Are you quite religious? No
31:35But ever since I was tiny, I've had like proper biblical dreams. So every five four or five years
31:41I'll have like a Bible dream
31:43Really? First one was I literally pushed Moses down the River Nile
31:48What? Yeah, like it was vivid. Remember it? I've been swallowed by oil like Jonah
31:54No
31:55I was there when the Red Sea was parted
31:58What was the other one? How did that go? How did that happen?
32:02Do you know what a moment that was? What a moment that was
32:07That's wild
32:08Yeah, I didn't
32:09When was your last one? When did you last have a biblical dream?
32:13About three years ago, it was the whale one
32:14Three years, okay
32:15So you're probably a Jew one
32:17I think, I think, I think I'm Jew, yeah
32:19I wonder what it's gonna be
32:20But I've not had Joseph in the day, yeah
32:23So maybe that's the next one
32:25I'll let you know
32:26Yeah, keep me posted
32:27I'm not sure Harry is religious real
32:30He thinks Jesus' parents were Mary and Jason
32:33The new boys are on a grafting break
32:42And have you ever wondered what question keeps the people of Barnsley up at night?
32:46Do you think we're landing at moon?
32:48Oh, that was fake
32:50I just think if we did, why have we not gone back since?
32:53Hmm
32:54That's weird
32:55Because we've got much better technology now
32:57Yeah
32:57Moon landing a hoax?
32:59Potentially
33:00I don't, I just don't know
33:01What about pyramids?
33:03Because how
33:03How did the pyramids get built?
33:05Yeah, that's a good one
33:06Ain't no way
33:07No, but there's a kitchen
33:08Aliens
33:09Like, they rolled loads of stuff
33:11Like, they had, like, stuff that was, like, circular
33:14And they rolled the
33:14To build the pyramids
33:16Yeah
33:16This isn't a conspiracy theory
33:18But what came first, the chicken or the egg?
33:20I'm sure the science knows the answer to that question
33:24I feel like it has to be the chicken, though
33:26But how did the chicken get there?
33:29Few genetic mutate
33:29How did anything get here?
33:31We mutated
33:31Cells mutated
33:33But that is mad
33:33When you think about it
33:35How did nothing become something?
33:37Like, there was just a ball of hot gas and rock
33:39And then it just started getting weird
33:41And fucking
33:41And then we arrived
33:43Yeah
33:43Who figured out that milk came from cows?
33:48Whoever did is a fucking weirdo, man
33:50I don't know
33:51Well, is it like
33:51You know when human women are milking
33:56Obviously, they get to the point where
33:57If they don't release the milk
33:59If they don't feed the baby
34:00Then it just comes out anyway
34:01So maybe somebody saw in a field
34:03That's what you want to know
34:03That's what you want
34:04Somebody just was looking in a field
34:05And going, that cow is leaking
34:06Guys, do you know how much weight
34:09One breast from the cow?
34:12Like, from boob
34:13From booby?
34:14How heavy it is?
34:15Yeah, how heavy it is
34:16One breast of
34:17The others
34:18Order
34:18Yeah, this thing, yeah
34:19Yeah, yeah, yeah
34:20How heavy?
34:21Are you asking or do you know?
34:22I know, I'm asking you
34:23Do you know?
34:24No
34:24Two kilos?
34:2550kg, bro
34:2650kg?
34:2750kg, one, yeah
34:28Ah, we need to fact check that
34:30The whole udder
34:31I feel like
34:31Maybe, but
34:32Is it full of milk?
34:34You can't just chop
34:35That's like chopping a nipple off
34:36And saying
34:36That's going to be 10 kilos
34:37That's heavy, that
34:39So
34:39It's getting deep
34:41Yeah, man
34:42Probably won't make it on air
34:44It will make it on air
34:45And we'll milk it
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36:03Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
36:18Will the world keep spinning round now
36:22If I stay
36:23If I stay
36:25Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
36:32Where the boys are up to no good
36:34I look no good in that
36:36No that's no good
36:38That's no good
36:40No that's no good
36:43I look no good in that
36:43Dude that's no good
36:44So take a seat
36:46But not on your hairbrush Andrada
36:49Why am I like this
36:51As we're about to conclude
36:53Our castle week in style
36:55There are more kisses coming
36:59So you might want to freshen up
37:01Or maybe not
37:04What are you doing?
37:07I'm so sorry
37:08That was rotten
37:09Fucking hell
37:10You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
37:14Time is running out for the new boys
37:18To impress the girls
37:19Luckily Cash is there
37:20To teach them his skills in the bedroom
37:22I'll teach you not like a
37:24It's gotta be simple
37:25Some footwork I can't do on stage
37:27Yeah just slow it down
37:28Or like
37:28Extra slow
37:30Extra slow
37:30Extra slow yeah
37:31Here
37:32Here
37:33Then toe here
37:34Heel
37:35In
37:36Yeah
37:37Yeah
37:38Go again
37:39Here
37:40Here
37:41Heel
37:42In
37:49There we go
37:50Heel
37:51Heel
37:52Toe
37:53In
37:54In
37:55Heel
37:56Heel
37:57Back
37:58Yeah
37:59Alright
38:00Heel
38:01Heel
38:02Heel
38:03Heel
38:04Heel
38:05Heel
38:06Heel
38:07Heel
38:08Heel
38:09Heel
38:10Heel
38:11Yeah
38:12So after this
38:13When we do this
38:14We're all gonna go like
38:15The Boris
38:16Like finish it
38:17Finish it guys
38:18The boss
38:19I'm with that
38:20So
38:21Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
38:24I like that
38:25I like that
38:26Wait I wanna see Boris do that at the front
38:28You lead that at the front
38:30Like the woof woof or the whole thing bro
38:32I thought the boys could pick it up pretty well and they did they smashed it
38:38Boris surprised me I didn't expect Boris to catch it as good as he did and he even ended up adding his own woof woof
38:44Down, down, right
38:465, 6, 7, 8
38:51They used to win
38:53Slow motion
38:55I took it seriously, because you never know so maybe once I come out from here I'm gonna try to be a professional dancers
39:025, 6, 7, 8
39:04Some islanders go to Casa for love
39:28Some go to prove their loyalty
39:31But Lucy is there studying English as a foreign language
39:35Right, go on, give me a little English lesson
39:37Do you know what intellectual means?
39:39No
39:39Do you know what discombobulated means?
39:41Discombobulated
39:42Because that word sounds confusing to me
39:44I'd just say it's confusing
39:45Yeah, basically
39:47But Lucy isn't the only one learning new things
39:49This is...
39:51School of Casa
39:52That's a cute cosy
39:56Cosy, isn't it?
39:59Cosy?
39:59No, a cosy
40:00Oh, cosy
40:01Cosy?
40:03It's cosy, the accent
40:04What are you talking?
40:05Cosy?
40:05Cosy
40:06Cosy
40:06Oh my God, I've never heard of that before in my life
40:10Oh
40:10What's tea?
40:12In the evening?
40:13Dinner, lunch, yeah?
40:14What do you say, like, supper?
40:15No
40:16No, like, the last supper
40:18No, like, I say, I'll have my tea and then if I get, I'll have a little snack and a knife
40:22That's supper, yeah, yeah
40:23What's supper?
40:24Supper's after dinner tea
40:26Oh
40:26I love the way you say it, say it again
40:28Supper
40:29And he said his, what do you say his hands were? Physical touch, kisses and foreplay
40:34Oh
40:35What's that mean?
40:36Oh
40:37I think, I think I'm too young to know that, what, what's that mean?
40:40What is it? I've never heard of it like that, in that, in that break
40:45What, what, what?
40:46Yeah, what's that?
40:48Just tell me now, what is it, like, dirty talk?
40:50It's like the build-up
40:52Er, say, do you know what I mean?
40:55Do you know what I mean?
40:56Good try, good try
40:59Ten for effing
41:01Don't be disheartened if they don't pick it up straight away, Lucy
41:05Saying that, I spent three months trying to teach my dog to skateboard
41:09Total waste of time
41:11It's Major Bonanza
41:20Casa edition
41:22After some
41:23Major Bonanza
41:26Yeah, that's what I meant, yeah, yeah, yeah
41:29I'll get it right next week
41:30And this week I asked to see our Islanders' best dance moves
41:34Guys, I can't dance
41:35Double shimmy shimmy
41:37Popping and locking
41:38One of these
41:40We'll do a bit of this
41:42Look
41:45Yeah, you want to get cash in here, it'll show you some dance moves
41:47It's pretty easy then
41:48What did I just show you?
41:50This is my signature, it's called the Dirt Bounce
41:55And you just bounced
41:56But I can't really twerk anymore, I don't think
42:01That's my best one
42:03I can really move my hips well now
42:08I can know that's really bad
42:10Actually quite good, that's a scary thing
42:13I think I was just born with a kid and came out of the womb doing it, to be honest
42:16Just a little
42:19Just a little
42:21Concentration
42:23Woooo
42:25That's literally what I do
42:26I don't really dance
42:27Just with shoulders, you know
42:29Like, nonchalant
42:30Ba, ba, ba, ba
42:32Hold on, let me just loosen up a little bit
42:34There it is
42:35She don't see you
42:36Uh-huh
42:37Now you're already close to her
42:38Uh-huh
42:39Ba
42:40Let's check on poor boys with this one
42:42Do you reckon?
42:43Ba
42:44And you'll go on the right hand
42:45Left hand
42:46Yeah
42:47Yeah
42:48There it is
42:51Yeah, that's the angle
42:52In the shower
42:57Shower
42:58You even do start doing the alphabet
42:59You do A
43:00B
43:01C
43:03That's a good one
43:04This one
43:05Like you've got a headache
43:06Concussion
43:07Let's just give it to that
43:09F
43:10G
43:10That's a good one
43:11Because you go back that way
43:12Go H
43:13And then go back down
43:15So much easier to salsa with someone
43:20Oh my god, should I do the robot?
43:21Everyone says I'm AI generated anyway, so
43:31That was so ship
43:33I'm done
43:35A, B, C, F, G, H
43:36I
43:37And then go
43:38And then go back that way
43:39And I have to say I'm a real human
43:41I'm not AI generated
43:42I wish I was though
43:43I do feel like an alien sometimes
43:45I feel like Peter Crouch
43:50K
43:52That was a bad K, but you know
43:54And then
43:57Done
43:58See ya
43:59Come back next time for some more
44:02Peter Bonanza
44:05With Casa over we found ourselves round the fire pit
44:13And there was healing
44:15There's not enough dressing tables for all these heels walking in
44:21Reeling
44:22Fuck off
44:24What the fuck?
44:26And then Emily and Giorgio were sent wailing
44:30Oh for fuck's sake
44:33But for the survivors the true horrors of what went on in Casa were still to be revealed
44:38Where's our six penises?
44:44Where's our six penises?
44:51Sorry
44:52Sorry
44:53Come back tomorrow night for the fallout
44:57Outro
45:25Outro
45:26Outro