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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah, let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess, no money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:21Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:24She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:41You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her?
01:45Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have an ale appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:58Well, fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:42My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:40The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:55Everyone out.
03:57This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:03All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
04:08Party's over.
04:09Party's over.
04:10Party's over.
04:15Party's over.
04:16Party's over.
04:17Party's over.
04:18Party's over.
04:19Party's over.
04:20Party's over.
04:21Party's over.
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04:35Party's over.
04:36Party's over.
04:37Party's over.
04:38Party's over.
04:39Party's over.
04:40Party's over.
04:41Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:43Hey.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:54Yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:56Be back with that.
04:58Okay.
05:01Let me guess. Acting not going so well?
05:05I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:09I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself or Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:30I want to hire you.
05:33You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like, a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:04Two more.
06:05Last one.
06:06Okay.
06:07Good work.
06:08Good work.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Hey, can I tell you something?
06:11Well, that's never good.
06:12You ready?
06:13As ready as I could be.
06:14I'm gonna be an actor.
06:15You what?
06:16Look, some waitress.
06:17Someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:19You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:20Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet.
06:21But, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:22And she, um, and she wants to show her son that,
06:24look, she doesn't know that part yet.
06:25Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet.
06:26But, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:27And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:46Totally normal request.
06:47Look, man, I just need something, something different.
06:49You know, I can't do this anymore, don't you?
06:51Get started.
06:52Look, man, I just need something
06:54Something different. You know, I can't do this anymore. I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight. You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:05Yeah
07:07Okay, crazy things have happened. I got your back boss
07:12Thanks, you know, and you'll see she's great. Whatever you say boss. Another set?
07:16Okay
07:18Oh my god, why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon. No idea what you're doing
07:26What's this? Oh, no. Stu. It's not good
07:34Urgent child support
07:38Last notice of child support must pay. We'll not be paying that
07:50No, no, no, no
08:17Hello
08:19Delilah
08:20You look quite nice tonight
08:27Why thank you, George
08:30You look quite nice as well
08:38Why thank you George you look quite nice
08:41too
08:42Can I offer you something?
08:45To drink
08:47No
08:49Thank you
08:50I'm
08:51Fine
08:53This is gonna be great
08:59Okay
09:06Come on, Benji
09:07Come on
09:09You can do it, Benji
09:10Come on
09:11Come on, Benji
09:13Hit the ball for once
09:15Let's go, Benji
09:17You're doing great
09:19Hey, Tony
09:21Hey, Delilah
09:23Looking good as always
09:25Looking good as always
09:28Somebody likes you
09:29Good job
09:30You're right, Benji
09:31He does
09:32Nice with that dribble
09:33Nice
09:34Oh my god, that's him
09:43That's who
09:48That's who
09:48Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:53Delilah, what are you talking about
09:55He's coming over
09:57What are you talking about
09:59Hey, George
10:00Hey, Delilah
10:07Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy
10:09Don't say that
10:11Oh my god, can I go?
10:12I'm so bored
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake
10:15Thank god
10:16I have a mani-pedi
10:17Come on
10:17Let's get out of here
10:18You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No
10:22It's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George
10:27I'm Delilah's new boyfriend
10:29Delilah's new boyfriend
10:34Yes
10:36Yeah
10:38We are dating
10:39What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:43He's an actor
10:44Oh, he's an actor
10:46That makes it even better
10:47Wow
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:52You proved me wrong
10:52What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing
10:57We gotta get out of here
10:59Wish you two the best
11:01Hey, asshole
11:04Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopy
11:10I'll handle it
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching
11:13I think I just wanted it in my mouth
11:18Alright, I think I'm gonna get going
11:21But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes, yes, yes
11:25Our date
11:25See you tomorrow
11:28Girl
11:32You better tell me everything now
11:35No, no, no, no, no
11:45You're not supposed to do that
11:46I'm a starving artist
11:47They have lint on their shirts
11:48I still think this is a hare-brained idea
11:51Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:54Where I can be a normal person
11:56Nobody after my money
11:57Or my status
11:59Or what I can do for them
12:00Delilah doesn't want anything from me
12:03She just wants me to play a role
12:05I do have to say
12:07It's nice to see you smile again
12:09Yeah, it's gonna be nice
12:14You'll see
12:15And you should take the night off
12:18Take Janice out to dinner
12:19On me
12:20Hell no, boss
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you
12:23From a distance
12:24No, it'll be fine
12:26Nobody will know who I am
12:27That may be the case
12:28But you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:30And I ain't taking any chances
12:32Do not follow me
12:33Yes, boss
12:35Later
12:36Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George
12:52I'm Benji
12:54Well, hello
12:59Hello there
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well
13:07Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes
13:11Thank you
13:12Oh, my
13:20Bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:25We have a lousy landlord
13:27Ah, but you look quite nice tonight
13:30Why, thank you, George
13:34You look quite nice as well
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi
13:40I'm Roland
13:41The babysitter
13:42I think it's time for you to get going
13:44Yes
13:45Yes
13:45Um, yeah
13:46What if
13:46Yeah
13:47Bye-bye
13:48That was so strange
13:51I know
13:51Well, that didn't go too well
14:00Yeah, no Academy Award for us
14:04Maybe we should practice
14:06That sounds good, yeah
14:08Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good
14:25What are you going to do?
14:27Uh, same
14:27Probably grab a bite to eat
14:30Maybe hit a bookstore
14:32Well, that's just silly
14:34I mean
14:34Why don't we go together?
14:38Sure
14:38Sounds good
14:40Okay
14:41Okay
14:42So tell me
14:50Why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl
14:56I always wanted to wear the dress
14:58Be the bride
14:59Yeah
15:00Have my happy ending
15:01And then
15:04I eloped with Andy
15:07And, uh, he had an affair
15:10Then we got a divorce
15:13And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:17My roof is leaking
15:18Um, my car is useless
15:21And
15:22I work in a diner
15:24So
15:26Best laid plans, I guess
15:30You know, you should call my attorney friend
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue
15:39I wouldn't tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:41Thank you
15:43Yeah, of course
15:43I will
15:44Should probably get back from our date
15:52Soon
15:53Split the boat?
15:56Yeah, sure
15:56Split the bill
15:58Check, please
16:01Hey Bernard, this is Justin
16:12You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James
16:16Long story short
16:17Her ex is a piece of shit
16:19He won't pay child support
16:20And he works at Lestile
16:22But I can't fire him
16:23Unless he might sue
16:25Or he might figure out who I am
16:27So the least I can do is try to help
16:29Get some money back from this douchebag from her
16:31And she can't know who I am
16:33She thinks my name is George
16:34Thanks, man
16:35Hey, Dino
16:40Yes, boss
16:41Let's buy Delilah's building
16:44And let's fix the roof on it
16:47Sure thing
16:47Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car
16:49Nothing too fancy, though
16:51She's not that type of girl
16:52And keep everything anonymous
16:54You got it
16:56Thank you
16:57What's going on?
17:04Somebody bought the building
17:06They're putting on a new roof
17:07What?
17:08Oh my God
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:24While you need to know who built?
17:26Oh, and while you're at it, it's a good 시점
17:39I don't want to know who you are
17:51¶¶
18:21¶¶
18:26National Grid, water...
18:28dealing with that one.
18:32Oh, urgent.
18:35Oh.
18:45Oh.
18:47You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:52Delinquency of child support?
18:56Huh.
19:13Anyway...
19:15We need to talk.
19:25I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:30That's her address.
19:33Find me some dirt.
19:35I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am. You got it.
19:44Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:48I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:02No.
20:03I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:07Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:11Well, goodnight.
20:12Goodnight.
20:13Goodnight.
20:14Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:18Wait, what? Who?
20:19A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:24But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:29It says that you want the best neighbor's sweet steaks?
20:34No.
20:35No.
20:36No.
20:37No.
20:38No.
20:39No.
20:40No.
20:41No.
20:42No.
20:43No.
20:44No.
20:45No.
20:46No.
20:47No.
20:48I didn't enter any sweet steaks.
20:51Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:56Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:01Oh, my God.
21:02It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me these to you as well.
21:10I guess my look is finally changing.
21:15What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:27Dang.
21:33Ah, shoot.
21:35I left my phone in my bedroom. George, can you get it for me?
21:38Wallen's gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:45I'm fine.
21:47I have to call for you.
21:50I'll call for you.
21:55The number of people in the room.
22:01You can find me.
22:03I don't know if you're not.
22:05I'm fine.
22:06I'm fine.
22:07I'm fine.
22:08I'm fine.
22:09I'm fine.
22:10I'm fine.
22:11I'm fine.
22:12I'm fine.
22:13Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing. I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:43I think that we should practice kissing.
22:55I think that we should practice kissing.
23:02I think that would be a good idea.
23:13See you next time.
24:08Oh, my God. George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Oh, okay.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go, go.
24:36Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got it.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
24:57Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:15So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:18I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip, zilch, nada.
25:29How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33No.
25:33That hurt.
25:36Damn it.
25:37How dare she?
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:44Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean, us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean...
26:11Ow!
26:11All right, all right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:28There we go.
26:41We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Reb.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54No.
26:54Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:09What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27I can't do it.
27:27I can't do it.
27:28Rev, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:40And it is.
27:41But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:38Oh!
28:40Oh!
28:40Oh!
28:41Oh, my God!
28:42Oh, my God!
28:43Oh, my God!
28:44Yes!
28:45Yes!
28:47Okay, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah?
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:59And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony.
29:12I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:22I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:25Oh!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:30I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:55Hey, hey, whoa, whoa!
29:57Come up!
29:58Just...
29:58Please, don't do this, I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around, come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry, it ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you could just take the money.
30:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
30:32Hey!
30:33Dino!
30:34Thank God, man.
30:35You okay, boss?
30:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:37You okay?
30:38Okay.
30:39Wait, you two know each other?
30:42Uh, uh, Dino is, is my, my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:48But he called you Boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:56Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:00Lucky coincidence.
31:02Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino. Thank you.
31:06Anytime. We should go.
31:08Come on.
31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:15I think it will really scare him.
31:17I, um...
31:20I...
31:21What?
31:23Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:31What's going on?
31:33I'm falling for you.
31:35I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:39Yes, I am. And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:50Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52But...
31:53The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:55Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:21Whatever, Delilah.
32:22I did.
32:23I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:26Oh!
32:29I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:39But...
32:47Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man.
32:54Women...
32:56Are nothing but trouble.
32:58You know?
32:59They think they know what they want.
33:00Then they get what they want.
33:02And that actually is not even what they wanted.
33:05And women are trouble.
33:06That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:09I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:13Dino, you should go home.
33:15Straight to your wife,
33:16because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:21Yes, sir.
33:22Yeah.
33:27It's got a good one.
33:46Yeah.
34:10There's nothing in here.
34:11It's okay, man.
34:12I won't go.
34:14Oh, Jules.
34:44tell me what you got I couldn't finish the job ma'am I'm sorry he had some goon there he came out
34:58of nowhere's what they've seen my face I gotta have to lay low for a while you idiot I told you
35:09to do one thing hey sexy hey what is it what's wrong okay I have to show you something you can't laugh
35:35okay what of course anything for you boopie what share they're they're actually amazing so you'll
35:49pitch it of course yeah yeah it will thank you boopie wow incredible
36:05boopie
36:14boopie
36:20boopie mama's in the mood boopie mama wants some lovey-dovey
36:44boopie
36:49boopie
36:53boopie
36:54No, wait.
37:01No, wait.
37:23George.
37:24Please call me.
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:44George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:49Benji misses you.
37:51I miss you.
37:52Call me.
38:10Fine.
38:13Barone, 7 o'clock.
38:15This better be important.
38:17Listen, I really need to talk with you.
38:25Can we get a coffee?
38:27Just a coffee.
38:29Okay.
38:31Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:33See you then.
38:41Hey, Dino.
38:43Yes, boss.
38:44Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:46Can you follow Delilah?
38:47She's been acting a little strange, and I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:50Consider it done.
38:52So what is this about?
38:56Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:58No.
38:59I've been thinking about us.
39:00Us.
39:01There is no us.
39:02But there is.
39:03There could be.
39:04When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:10We're a family.
39:11We're the perfect family.
39:12You've got to be kidding me.
39:13You've got to be kidding me.
39:15How dare you?
39:16How dare you?
39:17How dare you?
39:18How dare you?
39:20Sharon, Boopie.
39:21I'm not a bad guy, but I'm not a bad guy.
39:22I'm not a bad guy.
39:23But there is.
39:24There could be.
39:25But there is.
39:26There could be.
39:27When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:30We're a family.
39:32We're the perfect family.
39:35You've got to be kidding me.
39:37How dare you?
39:42How dare you?
39:43Sharon, Boopie.
39:45This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:50I already told you.
39:51He's mine, you slut.
39:53Tell her.
39:54This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
40:02She said it was an emergency.
40:04Something about Benji.
40:05You coward.
40:08She grabbed my hand.
40:09She was begging me.
40:10It was pathetic.
40:11Okay.
40:12Okay.
40:21Take that, you slut.
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:26You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:32And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:37Okay.
40:38Poopy.
40:39Don't even start.
40:40What the hell is this?
40:41You're embarrassing me.
40:42It's disgusting.
40:43Let's go.
40:44Let's go.
40:45Come on.
40:46Hey.
40:47Hey.
40:48Hey.
40:49Thank you for meeting with me.
40:50I'm happy to see you.
40:51Yeah.
40:52What do you want, Delilah?
40:53I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week and what you said.
41:06Look, I was wrong.
41:07What I said was wrong and I made a mistake and I was confused.
41:19What do you mean you were confused?
41:20What do you mean you were confused?
41:21How was dinner last night?
41:22With Andy.
41:23What?
41:24I said how was dinner last night with Andy.
41:25What?
41:26I said how was dinner last night with Andy.
41:39How do you know about that?
41:41Ah.
41:42So you did have dinner with him.
41:43And you held hands.
41:45How romantic.
41:46Oh my god.
41:47Did you have me followed?
41:48You're not even denying it.
41:51You're not even denying it.
41:53Oh, God.
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night
41:57because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
42:00And then he grabbed my hand,
42:02and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right. Yeah, right.
42:07And then I went home, and I did some soul-searching,
42:09and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:12But now I realize I was wrong.
42:14You're just an asshole.
42:16And you're just a lonely woman
42:21who's shut down and has to pay somebody
42:24to even pretend to love her.
42:26God.
42:27Oh!
42:31I hope I never have to see you again.
42:36Christ.
42:37Christ.
42:45Mom?
42:46Yeah, hon?
42:47Can I ask you a personal question?
42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:55Where's George?
42:57George.
42:59You heard me.
43:00Where's George?
43:02Um...
43:04Did you have a fight?
43:05Well...
43:08Did you break up?
43:17Sometimes grown-ups, they...
43:20they have to make decisions.
43:22Well...
43:23It's okay.
43:24You broke up.
43:25Don't worry about it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:29I'm sorry, Benji.
43:33I really am.
43:34Um...
43:48What was in your car, George?
43:50I was surprised that you called.
43:51Um...
43:52Are you here alone?
43:53Yeah, it's Nagar.
43:54Mom's a rocker.
43:55Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:56He does it every time.
43:57Don't tell mom!
43:58Okay.
43:59I want to talk about mom.
44:02Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:03Mom has been super sad.
44:04And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:05You know she loves you, right?
44:06Wait, what?
44:07I can tell.
44:08Benji, it's not what you think.
44:09Look...
44:10Your mom hired me to...
44:11I know you've been pretending.
44:12What?
44:13What?
44:14I know you've been pretending that you love each other, so mom can show me how it is.
44:16I know you've been pretending.
44:17How it is to be a happy couple.
44:18Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:19I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:20You know I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:21Mom has been super sad.
44:22And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:23You know she loves you, right?
44:24Wait, what?
44:25I can tell.
44:26Benji, it's not what you think.
44:27Look...
44:28Your mom hired me to...
44:29I know you've been pretending.
44:30What?
44:31I know you've been pretending that you love each other, so mom can show me how it
44:43is to be a happy couple.
44:44Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:48And you love her too.
44:49But there's...
44:50So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:04What?
45:05What?
45:06A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style
45:10show and I couldn't use them and get them to me.
45:14What?
45:15Wait, that is like huge.
45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:20How are you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:24And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:29And guess who's going to be my date?
45:30Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:33Yeah!
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:42What?
45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44You see?
45:46Oh my God, they do!
45:49We have to go.
45:50Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:01Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:03There they are.
46:04Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
46:19Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its companies.
46:25Owners!
46:27Founder!
46:28And primary designer.
46:29Oh.
46:30My God.
46:31We're fucked.
46:32Oh my God.
46:33Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald!
47:00Isn't that...
47:01Yes.
47:06George...
47:10Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah.
47:12He gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah.
47:18He gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:22Not a secret, Milo.
47:23A surprise.
47:24a joke.
47:25I thought it was Andrew.
47:26kill benji wow i feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders you know they say that
47:33the truth will set you free oh my god well i feel like i've been free for the first time
47:40in so many years and the truth is
47:44i've fallen deeply in love with delilah james
47:50the greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life
47:56holy fuck damn it this isn't fair so on this magnificent day it is my greatest pleasure
48:06to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love delilah
48:20disgusting
48:36oh but before we end tonight's festivities
48:49i do have one more important thing to say and it is very important
48:53oh but before we end tonight's festivities i do have one more important thing to say
49:04and it is very important
49:06delilah would you mind coming up to join me
49:12delilah will you please do me the honor
49:38and be my wife
49:41delilah
49:47will you please do me the honor
49:50and be my wife
49:53yes
49:57what
49:58yes
50:01you will
50:02i will
50:03you will
50:03the clothing was disgusting
50:20terrible
50:20andy james
50:21you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court
50:24sharon swart
50:25you are under arrest for attempted murder
50:28no boobie
50:29boobie make it stop
50:31no no no boobie
50:32boobie make it stop
50:33oh shut up sharon
50:34i now pronounce you husband and wife
50:43once upon a time i thought life was about finding love
50:47but in the end i learned it's not just about finding love but loving yourself your truth
50:54and your joy proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings
51:01you
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