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00:00I'll come make us some stir fry.
00:26Yeah, sounds nice, but I think I'll need some stoch to balance out the goodness.
00:31Ooh, sticky toffee pudding! Come to Daddy!
00:3450p off if you bite you.
00:35Yeah, no, no.
00:36Tim, Tim, save your money.
00:37I can make one of them from scratch with custard.
00:39Well, I don't know why I married Sally. I should have picked you.
00:42Well, I hate to disappoint you, man, but you ain't my type.
00:45You've only got ice for Betsy, haven't you?
00:47Sure, yeah.
00:48Have a good night.
00:49Yeah, it was great. It was good. Things are going good.
00:51But I've been offered an opportunity.
00:54You remember Stu?
00:56Oh, yeah, what, Bader Stu?
00:57Yeah, right. He rang me last night and he invited me to Germany.
01:01Well, you kept that quiet.
01:03He's opened up a restaurant.
01:05He's a trainee chef.
01:07Ooh.
01:09How does it feel to be in demand?
01:11Seriously, you're not going to leave us, are you?
01:13No, I mean, work's great. Me and Betsy are good.
01:17I'd be mad to walk with, wouldn't I?
01:19That might be Heston Blumentel calling to beat your brains.
01:28I tell you what, I don't know if I'm all done by.
01:31I didn't envisage spending my birthday in here, that's for sure.
01:34That's, uh, pure silk. Supposed to be, uh, relaxing.
01:38Oh, Roy, that's so thoughtful, thank you.
01:41Nina insisted that I light the candle
01:44but I don't want to contravene any health and safety regulations.
01:47Oh, no better thought.
01:48Right, so that's off the smoke alarm.
01:50Oh, yeah, don't do that then.
01:52No, there's only so much excitement a girl can take in one day.
01:57Oh, Roy, would you do us a favour later?
02:01Certainly.
02:02Would you nip to the flat and just fetch me some bits and bobs off around your list?
02:05Of course. I'll get the jotter from me back.
02:12Only, make sure that Lisa's not there.
02:18Well, that's a bit cloak and dagger, isn't it?
02:22I wouldn't be comfortable lying to her.
02:24No, I just, I don't want her or anybody else for that matter.
02:28I know my business.
02:30You out of everybody should understand that.
02:32I can see it now, you head to toe.
02:36Double denim, little beanie hat.
02:38I don't understand the fixation with denim.
02:41I mean, doesn't it chafe when you...
02:43Oh, what?
02:44Anyway, look, you don't even know if they're going to have me.
02:47So, different.
02:49Oh, oh, my...
02:53Tyrone, honestly, I've seen better table manners on a war talk.
02:58We swapped the sugar with salt.
03:00Oh, did you?
03:03Yes, I suppose that's your idea of a prank, is it?
03:05It's hilarious, it's going to go viral.
03:07Right, stop filming now, or else I'll throw that phone down the bog.
03:10Oh, Lord, this is all I need.
03:13They only want me to attend an interview today at the uni.
03:16What are you studying again?
03:17I forgot.
03:18Eh, brain surgery, didn't you know?
03:20I'm going to swap yours for a red cabbage and...
03:23Oh, yeah.
03:24Yeah, it'll work better than it does now.
03:26Eh, you two, upstairs before I bang your head to stay over.
03:29Go on, move it.
03:31What time have you got to be there?
03:32Half past one.
03:33I mean, it's a bit soon, isn't it?
03:37I'm not ready.
03:39Stop ringing round, you're getting on my nerves.
03:42What are you looking for?
03:44Somewhere to hide a camera.
03:45What?
03:47Might bring a plant from the shop, put it in there.
03:49If Cassie so much as scratches her backside, I'm going to know about it.
03:53You can't hear that.
03:54This glove's off, Amy.
03:55She set me up, made me look bad.
03:58Don't need any help on that score.
03:59You've been doing that to yourself for years.
04:01Anyway, I don't want you spying on me, it's weird.
04:03If you had nothing to hide, Steve, you wouldn't care.
04:05Talk about the most boring footage ever.
04:07Us, like, doing nothing.
04:09Yeah.
04:10So what exactly do you think you're going to find?
04:12Proof.
04:13Of what?
04:14That little skank trying to part my dad from his money.
04:16Well, she's certainly not after, er, getting her hands on his Christmas bell.
04:19Cash, Steve?
04:20That is all she's interested in.
04:22Why else would she be phoning over an old man?
04:25Er, actually, there's something I should probably tell you.
04:28He asked me to keep it a secret, but...
04:34You've got a text from Stu.
04:36How come you, er, still in touch with him?
04:38Why are you reading my text?
04:40Why are you sneaking off to another country and not telling me about it?
04:43Whoa!
04:44I'm not.
04:45Oh, oh, guten tag.
04:46I can get you on a plane tomorrow.
04:47What do you say?
04:48Auf Wiedersehen.
04:49Right.
04:50Erm, take a breath, mate, okay?
04:52Let's just breathe, shall we?
04:54Mate!
04:55Mate!
04:56Seriously!
04:57Stu is really good to me, so I'm just...
04:59Oh, so you thought you'd sleep with me and then you'd jet off, yeah?
05:01And this means absolutely nothing?
05:03I mean, I don't know why you're kicking off.
05:06We're not exactly married, are we?
05:08Oh, oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
05:09You are such a loser.
05:10Get dressed and get out.
05:11Well, don't be lying.
05:12No, no, no, you heard me.
05:13Get out!
05:14Oh.
05:15Oh.
05:16Well, you couldn't look more guilty if you tried.
05:20So what have you been up to?
05:22Hmm?
05:24Well?
05:27I ain't got time for this.
05:28Can I have my phone with you?
05:38Bethany's in the bedroom.
05:40Good for her.
05:41I'm dropping this lot back.
05:42Oh.
05:43I thought that we were keeping this stuff at yours so that when Bertie spends time with
05:55you, he's...
05:56Yeah.
05:57Yeah.
05:59Look, Daniel, I reckon we should knock this on the head.
06:04What?
06:05Why?
06:07Because I'm nothing to him now, am I?
06:10And I don't want him getting confused.
06:13But he loves you.
06:17I meant what I said, you know.
06:19I still want you to be part of his life.
06:22Daisy, he's lost so much already.
06:24I don't want him losing anybody else.
06:26He's got Bethany now.
06:28She is his step-mom.
06:30Oh, hello.
06:32Hi.
06:34Don't worry, I'm not staying.
06:35I'm just dropping Bertie's stuff back.
06:38Having a bit of a clear-out.
06:40You know, getting rid of the clutter.
06:42Right.
06:44Jenny said if she trips over one more piece of plastic, she'll swing for me.
06:48Well, if it's getting in the way.
06:50Kind of is, yeah.
06:54Besides, it'll come in handy.
06:56For when you two start reproducing.
06:58You used to always say you wanted a football team.
07:03Hey!
07:07Hey, Mason!
07:09Give me a break.
07:11I want a word with you.
07:13I know Betsy was upset.
07:14Have you said or done something?
07:15No.
07:16No, I've not.
07:17Why are you coming after me?
07:19Why don't you talk to Betsy yourself?
07:21Because I'm talking to you.
07:22Betsy's keeping shtun.
07:24Right.
07:26Well, you've not really got that cosy mother-daughter vibe, have you?
07:29I don't know why you're giving me any boss.
07:31Right?
07:32It's not my fault she preferred her other mum.
07:34You've tried to be nice to me, haven't you?
07:37I can see how difficult that is for you, how much it costs you to pretend.
07:41I'd really like to know.
07:43Genuinely.
07:45Why do you hate me so much?
07:48Tell you what.
07:50Why don't I show you?
07:52Come on.
07:53No, no. It's all fine. I'm not bothered either way, Roy.
08:00You know me. It's easy come, easy going.
08:03Fine. Yes, thank you. I will. Bye.
08:06What's all that about? Can't Roy make it?
08:08Er, no. No, he's got a lot on him.
08:11Okay. Well, don't worry now. I can give you a lift to your interview.
08:14No! I don't need anybody to own me hand.
08:16I know that. But it would be nice to have a bit of support.
08:19I've got support. I've got reinforced tights, ankle to thigh.
08:21Oh.
08:22Do you want a lift or not?
08:23No. Yes. Well, if you insist.
08:27Otherwise, you'll only mither me, won't you, until I say yes.
08:30Right, okay. I'll just finish my buttying then, will we?
08:32No, you've got no time for that.
08:33Because I want to get there early and make a good impression.
08:35So, come on. Chop, chop. Chip, chip.
08:39Come on. Come on.
08:43Why have you brought me here?
08:45I want to show you something.
08:49What am I looking at?
08:51What?
08:55Oh, I'm sorry. Are you squeamish?
08:56Why are you showing me this?
08:58That is my dead wife Becky's blood.
09:01Yeah, Betsy said that she died on duty chasing down some burglars, but I don't get why...
09:06Well, she died. Right there, in the road.
09:09Yeah, I'm sorry. Genuinely, I'm sorry. But what's that got to do with me?
09:13Do you know who was in that car?
09:16No, of course I didn't. Why would I?
09:19Logan and Matty. Ring any bells?
09:22What? No. No.
09:24No, no, no. They've done some dodgy stuff in their time, but they wouldn't kill someone.
09:27They mowed her down in cold blood all so they could get away with a pathetic stash of stolen goods.
09:35There.
09:36What?
09:39You know, I tolerated you.
09:42Because I thought that you'd open up.
09:43But how...
09:44Confess to everything.
09:45How could I open up when I knew nothing about it?
09:47Yeah, I knew it'd get me nowhere.
09:49Scumbags like you and your brother stick together.
09:50What? They hate me.
09:52They want nothing to do with me.
09:53I am not their family anymore.
09:55And you're not mine either.
09:57I want you to stay away from me and my daughter.
10:01What's all this?
10:04You and Sally are good people.
10:06Have you got any idea what you've let into your home?
10:09Well, the lad's doing alright. He's turned his life around.
10:13People like that never change.
10:15Come on, son. You don't need to hear this.
10:20I'll just have a decaf coffee to go, please.
10:41OK.
10:42Decaf, my back, son.
10:44Since when?
10:45Well, it's the New Year's resolution.
10:46I'm ditching caffeine, sugar and I'm thinking of going plant-based.
10:51Digging up my petunias next, lobbing them in a salad.
10:53Yeah, well, you won't be laughing when I'm super healthy.
10:56Barney went plant-based, I suppose.
10:57Didn't do them any harm, didn't it?
10:59Big fluffy tail, bright eyes.
11:01Aw, pet rabbit.
11:04January's the worst month of the year, anyway.
11:06You need all the guns to get you through it.
11:08Yeah. Yeah, I'm with you, kid.
11:10I confiscated a load of sweets off the quads.
11:12All the mean numbers has really put a spring in the set.
11:15David.
11:18Happy New Year.
11:20And to you all.
11:21Ooh, look at you.
11:23Sarah, ain't she?
11:24You definitely got the looks in your family, didn't you?
11:27Hey, we're dead broke after Crimbo.
11:29Bung us a couple of full Englishes, will you?
11:32Yeah, and two teas as well. We know you're flush.
11:34Cheeky ranting?
11:37Nah, they're all right. They're only messing.
11:40Hey.
11:41You all right?
11:42I thought you were in Ireland.
11:43Yeah, I came back early to surprise Carlin.
11:44She'll be over the moon. It's birthday today, isn't it?
11:46Yeah.
11:47Aw, we'll send them, my love.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Are you all right with me?
11:50Yeah, yeah, sure.
11:52I stick theirs on here and all, please.
11:55Oh, and I've seen some purple tassel boots on the sail.
11:58Do you want to stick them on your house or not?
12:00Dream of.
12:01So, listen.
12:05Ryan, I was sent to the impression that Carlin's going to Ireland to join you.
12:09Don't know where you got that from.
12:12Intel's not up to much, is it?
12:18Tim?
12:20Yeah?
12:21Not seeing my crevice tool, have you?
12:23Well, it's probably in the drawer of the bedside table with all your other stuff.
12:26What's it doing in the bedside table?
12:28It should be with all the other Hoover attached.
12:31Never mind, not important.
12:36Are you all right, Lisa?
12:37Because you're looking a bit peaky.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Yeah, I'm fine.
12:42That woman copped her Lisa, she's just wiped the floor with him.
12:45Oh, you've not blotted your copybook, have you?
12:47You were doing so well.
12:49Well, as bad as it sounds, she seems to think that his brothers have got something to do with her wife's death.
12:53No.
12:55That's horrendous.
12:57I mean, if she feels like that, why hasn't she arrested them?
13:00I don't know.
13:01First I've heard about it.
13:04They're not that bad, are they?
13:07Murder.
13:08Uh, novel, earbutts.
13:13Uh, novel. Earbut.
13:33Boy!
13:35I thought you were an intruder, mate. You're lucky you didn't get your half Nelson.
13:38Oh, apologies, sir.
13:40What are you doing here, Roy?
13:42Uh, nothing untoward, I assure you.
13:45Right.
13:46Collecting one or two things.
13:49Well, just helping yourself, like, random.
13:52Carla lied to me. She said she was going over to Ireland to spend some time with Ryan.
13:56You might have spotted the deliberate mistake.
13:59Um, guessing you know where she is and you're on some sort of errand for her.
14:03She's good as dear Swain. You gotta give her that.
14:06Come on, Roy. Where is she?
14:10No comment.
14:12I'm glad you enjoyed our afternoon as a ballet.
14:17Didn't know his culture, did you, Abby?
14:20Well, you live and learn.
14:22I mean, Kenny, we've been all over, haven't we?
14:25We've been to theatres, posh restaurants a while back.
14:29We even went to the opera.
14:30Oh, I know.
14:31I can't do with all that warbling. Come here, Rick.
14:34Nouvelle cuisine.
14:36We had this, like, steak with, like, foamy stuff all over it, didn't we, Kenny?
14:39All right, well, I'll stick to the Rovers.
14:42The odd battered sausage phyllistine.
14:45I heard that.
14:46Yeah, you were meant to.
14:48Actually, one of my favourite operas is on in May.
14:51L'Amour des Trois-Arons.
14:53It's an eccentric piece about a prince who gets cursed by a wicked witch.
14:58Talking about wicked witches?
15:02I've got your number, Missy.
15:04I knew you were milking my dad.
15:06I beg your pardon?
15:07What are you accusing me of now?
15:09Amy's told me that you conned him out of money, so don't even bother to lie.
15:12It was a loan.
15:14Oh, really?
15:15Well, she'll be hoping you croak it before she has to pay it back.
15:18She's already paid.
15:19What?
15:20You heard me.
15:21Oh, this is pathetic.
15:24You're covering for her.
15:26Dad, she's got you twisted round her little finger.
15:28Look at my bank account, if you don't believe me.
15:30It's all there, in black and white.
15:33Right, so you're actually going to go into the flat?
15:42Mm-hmm.
15:43That is the plan.
15:44Right, but you're taking a massive risk here.
15:45Yeah.
15:46I'm all right now.
15:47Which is why I need you to keep your look out.
15:49So what if Matty and Logan turn up?
15:50What do I do?
15:51Do I call you, text you off?
15:52Text me.
15:53I'll leg out the back.
15:54They won't even know I've been there.
15:55Right, but if they see you, you're dead.
15:58We both are.
16:00Better keep your eyes peeled then, eh?
16:03Oh, for goodness sake.
16:08Hey, Roy, check me out.
16:11I feel all glamorous like Elizabeth Taylor, hm?
16:16You and your big, honest trap.
16:18Well, they were very concerned about your well-being
16:22and I couldn't in all conscience allow them to suffer.
16:25Look, it's...
16:27It's just a storm in a teacup, this.
16:29It's just...
16:30I had a bit of sepsis, you know, and, er...
16:33I'm on antibiotics for it and...
16:35I've done a blood test.
16:37Just waiting for the results.
16:39Other than that, I haven't beat you.
16:41Hmm.
16:42I hate it when people lie to me.
16:44You know, every day at work I sit there,
16:47watching the cogs turn in people's heads
16:49as they flounder around, making stuff up.
16:52It's exhausting and it's tedious.
16:54All right, take it easy.
16:55You do know I'm not some delicate little flower, don't you?
16:58Something happens, I deal with it.
17:00Okay.
17:01I do think that you're making a mansion out of a normal hillbill, Lisa,
17:04because, you know, I just really didn't want to fuss.
17:07Er, simple as that.
17:09You're not even sorry, are you?
17:11You told me you were leaving the country.
17:14I thought I'd upset you.
17:17All right.
17:19Well, no use to you here.
17:21Might as well go to work.
17:31Hey, her face was a picture, though, wasn't it?
17:33You know, when you told her that I'd already paid the money back.
17:38Why did you lie to her?
17:39Yeah, not usually one for lying,
17:41but, erm, it was worth it to see the expression on the face.
17:45Kenneth, you're outrageous!
17:48Took the wind right out of her sails.
17:50I promise I'll pay you back as soon as I can, Ken.
17:53I'm gonna flog some stuff, you know, bring a few quid in.
17:55Well, no worries.
17:56And don't take any notice of Tracy.
17:59I know you're trustworthy.
18:02Not a doubt in my mind.
18:06Oh, wow.
18:07That is a bobby dazzler.
18:09Thanks.
18:10You tested it?
18:12What for?
18:13To check it's real gold.
18:14Right, you put in a cup with lemon juice.
18:16If it corrodes, it's fake.
18:19Thanks for the top tip.
18:20Yeah.
18:21Like, back in the day, this fella got me a ring.
18:23It was a rock the size of a golf ball.
18:25I said, where'd you get that from?
18:26A lucky bag.
18:27Turns out that's exactly where he got it.
18:29Ah.
18:30David said you were in it.
18:33Said you had a right face on.
18:36What's up with you, Marty bum?
18:38I have just been really stupid.
18:41I've jumped in both feet first.
18:43Of course I'll marry you, Daniel.
18:44Not even had the conversation.
18:46What conversation?
18:47About kids.
18:48Turns out he's up for having more,
18:50and that is definitely not what I want.
18:53Oh, right.
18:54You think I'm a selfish cow, don't you?
18:56No.
18:57I'm just...
18:58It's just typical, innit?
18:59Are you Gen Z-ers?
19:00You just want to be kiddie-free.
19:01I saw it on the internet.
19:03I'm not doing it to follow a trend.
19:05And it's not just about me.
19:07What about the planet?
19:09You know?
19:10More people, more resources, more pollution.
19:12All right.
19:13I do me bit.
19:14I do me recycling, don't I?
19:15And I'm trying to cut down on meat.
19:17I know.
19:18I'm just saying, regardless of all that,
19:20I don't think I can see myself as a mum.
19:22Oh.
19:23What are you going to do with Bertie?
19:24Ship him off to boarding school, see him twice a year.
19:27No, don't be daft.
19:28I love him to bits, but he is enough for me.
19:31I had no idea he felt like that.
19:34Just talk to Daniel.
19:37What if it's a deal-breaker?
19:38I mean, this could end up being the shortest engagement in history.
19:41Everybody's so tall and young.
19:44Look at her.
19:45She can't be more than twelve.
19:46She's a day.
19:47Mum did say that you'd be a lot older than everybody else.
19:52Older but wiser, though, that's what I said.
19:56So, were you?
19:57You're very quiet for a change.
19:58Yeah, unlike you.
19:59I mean, you've not stopped prattling since we sat down.
20:02I'm sorry.
20:03Hey, Nan.
20:04Deep breath.
20:05You'll be fine.
20:06People in Plumber?
20:07Oh, yeah.
20:08You're open.
20:09Give them help.
20:10Yeah.
20:11Yep.
20:12Hello, Evelyn.
20:33Small world, isn't it?
20:37Are you sure about this?
20:46Once you've done it, there's no going back.
20:49I can see you're breaking it.
20:50Listen, I don't blame you.
20:52If you want to do one now, I'm fine.
20:53I'm not leaving you here on your own. I'm staying.
20:57This must be enough to put my way.
20:59Yeah, I might if it's not.
21:00Stop stressing.
21:02Whatever happens, I'm keeping your name out of this.
21:05Thanks.
21:07What about you?
21:08Don't worry about me. I've got an hour.
21:10Oh, yeah?
21:11Yeah. Been off with some work in Germany.
21:13What? Germany?
21:15Mm. I'm not going to go.
21:18Reckon I don't have a choice.
21:20Lisa. Lisa, have you got a minute?
21:22I have said all I've got to say to you.
21:24No, please, just hear me out.
21:26Why don't you put your little mate along for some moral support? How sweet.
21:28No, no, no, no. Please, I've got something for you.
21:30Just have a look.
21:33You took a massive risk to get this for you.
21:35Stolen goods.
21:36From the night of that robbery, the night that your missus died, it was on that list.
21:43I know it was.
21:44It's just been kicking about the flat for the past few years, part of the furniture.
21:48And he sneaked in to get it for you.
21:49Look, I think this might be the proof you need to put on my way.
21:53Hey. Look at that.
22:14I would have killed for one of them when I was a kid.
22:17Mason Radcliffe brought it in.
22:18How come?
22:19I spoke to him about his brother's involvement in Becky's murder.
22:22I thought you were meant to be leaving that alone.
22:24I showed him a list of items that were stolen.
22:26That was on the list.
22:28He recognised it from his brother's flat.
22:31Right, well, don't get too excited.
22:33I know they're not ten a penny, but...
22:34No, look, listen to me.
22:35I've checked it against Becky's case file.
22:37It's a 100% match.
22:38It's even got the soldier's ID number on it.
22:41This puts them at the scene?
22:42Finally.
22:44A proper breakthrough.
22:47We need to bring them in.
22:48I'll go.
22:49Then we can question them about handling stolen goods.
22:52But this might not be enough to pin murder on them.
22:53No, I know that, but it's a start, isn't it?
22:57It's something.
23:05Let's just move that out of arm's reach, shall we?
23:08I don't want you sticking it in your pocket.
23:13Well, I am an opportunist.
23:15I'll grant you, but I'm not a kleptomaniac.
23:18I take it Evelyn Plummer is your real name?
23:20You've not stolen someone else's identity.
23:23Well, strictly speaking, you know, I didn't steal your identity.
23:27I just borrowed it for an hour or so.
23:30Interested parties like me don't often get invited, you know,
23:33to lectures on criminal law.
23:35Well, you do know that I'm the one who decides whether or not
23:39you're invited to this university to study law.
23:42Oh, yeah.
23:43Well, I see that you've made up your mind,
23:46and so why don't you just save your breath to cool your porridge?
23:50Close the door on your way out, please.
23:52I will say this.
23:57You don't know who I am.
24:00You know nothing about me.
24:01I might be a very interesting person, for all you know.
24:05But I have fended for myself since I was 12 years old.
24:09Me dad had long gone.
24:11I picked me mother up off the floor because I had no choice.
24:14So if anybody had said to me then,
24:18what do you want to do with your life,
24:19I'd probably have said I'd like someone to make me tea when I come home.
24:23All right, why don't you just sit back down at me?
24:25Before you get your violin out,
24:27I do realise that there are plenty of people worse off than me,
24:31but I just thought for once I might just achieve something.
24:38You know, I might just make an impact on somebody.
24:40Maybe somebody is a bit like me, stuck in a rut,
24:43but why would I think that, eh, with my luck?
24:47Yeah, because I'm a fool, that's why.
24:53And there's no fool like an old fool.
24:58Please, just listen to me, OK?
25:00I need to explain something.
25:02All right, um, I've got to go away for a bit.
25:06Go on, then.
25:07I literally couldn't care any less.
25:10Yeah, well, I found something out, something bad,
25:13and you have to believe me when I tell you.
25:16Betsy, I didn't know.
25:18Not until today.
25:19What are you on about?
25:20You are literally making no sense.
25:23My and Logan, OK, it was them.
25:29They were the ones that killed your mum.
25:31I don't know who was driving, but I know they're in the car.
25:34Now, Betsy, I'm so sorry.
25:39Look, I've dug out some evidence, OK,
25:41and it will help the police put them away,
25:43but when they find out that it's me that's done it,
25:45I've had it, OK?
25:47I've had it, which is why I've got to go away.
25:50I don't want to leave you.
25:52I bet you knew all along.
25:57No, no, I didn't.
25:58The worst thing that I ever did was getting involved with you.
26:02I must have been mad.
26:04Please don't say that.
26:05No, I trusted you.
26:06I cared for you.
26:08How thick am I?
26:09We've got a good thing going, me and you.
26:13No, no, no, we are.
26:14We are great together.
26:15Don't forget it, Mason.
26:17We are done.
26:18Don't, please.
26:19You might think you're different from your brothers,
26:22but you're not.
26:23You are exactly the same.
26:26Yeah?
26:27Bad blood.
26:29Right.
26:31I don't blame you for being angry.
26:33I'll, er...
26:34I'll give you some space, and I will see you tomorrow.
26:36No, don't.
26:37Oh, don't bother you.
26:40I never want to see you again.
26:47Fuck it.
26:49Yeah, undies, socks, smellies, you know, usual.
26:52Mm.
26:53Found myself being jealous of Ken's jumper.
26:55How sad's that?
26:56That's depressing.
26:59Just for once, I want something that's a surprise.
27:02Yeah, like a puppy.
27:03Yeah, no.
27:04I think it's more like an instrument.
27:06A ukulele.
27:08I always fancied learning an instrument when I was a kid,
27:11you know, but never really had the patience.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Need something you can pick up and play, don't you?
27:17Yeah.
27:18Like a...
27:19Yeah.
27:19Triangle.
27:20Triangle.
27:22I think.
27:23Ding.
27:23Yeah, that.
27:24All he's on.
27:24Heard that, yeah.
27:34Nice balaclavas, lads.
27:37Did Father Christmas bring them?
27:38Long about to eat her.
27:40Subtlety's not your strong point, is it?
27:42Sitting here in broad daylight, faces covered, giving David Platt the evils.
27:46You said it was okay.
27:48He's got it coming.
27:48I'm here regarding another matter.
27:51Can you both step out the car, please?
27:53Oh!
28:07Oh, my!
28:08Time, bro!
28:09Oh!
28:11I'm here, mate.
28:12I'd have to go and back to pieces, what would you mean?
28:16Don't suppose you've heard off the uni yet, have you?
28:18Not with my luck.
28:19Honestly, you're getting the wrong side of one person, one human being, out of a planet
28:25of eight billion, and she turns out to have your fate in her hands.
28:30Oh, come on.
28:30They've not said no yet.
28:32No.
28:33They're saying, get back to the corner shop, Evelyn.
28:36Stack some more tins of beans.
28:39I mean, they're just not ready, probably, for a maverick like me.
28:43I'm uploading it now.
28:45Go for it.
28:45I'm going to get all well loads of likes.
28:47What are you two up to?
28:48That better not be that stupid video of me this month.
28:50You better not post it.
28:52Too late.
28:52Already gone.
28:53You've done that without your father's consent, so the world and his wife can see it.
28:58I mean, do you realise that you've broken quite a lot of laws doing that, eh?
29:04Well, I'm not going to take that lying down.
29:06I'm coming for you.
29:08She's only messing.
29:09Oh, am I?
29:10I'm like that robot copper I am from Terminator 2.
29:15You knock me down, and I just come straight back.
29:19Yeah, but he died in the end, didn't he?
29:21Miller's in the back of molten lava.
29:22Yeah, but they put up a damn good fight first.
29:32Maybe we should do it to the pranks.
29:34Oh, no way.
29:35If anything, we've got to go bigger.
29:37Do something way more dramatic.
29:38I just can't believe it.
29:43If what Mason's saying is true, then they've been under your nose all this time.
29:46We suspected them, but we didn't have any evidence, and now we do.
29:49Yeah, but they'll definitely get banged up.
29:51I will do my absolute best.
29:53I want to see them punished just as much as you do.
29:56Look, there's no point in you hanging around here.
29:58Why don't you...
29:59Why don't you go back to the flat and watch a movie or something?
30:04Yeah, maybe.
30:05No, honestly, darling, please.
30:07Just go.
30:07Let's do a job.
30:17All right, gorgeous.
30:18I saw you at the cafe earlier.
30:20You stalking me?
30:21Get done for that, babe.
30:23Shut it, the pair of you.
30:24Or else what?
30:25Well, feeling cocky, are we?
30:27Soon wipe that smile off your face.
30:29Wait and see what we've got on you.
30:37You don't think that we've rushed into all of this, do you?
30:45I mean, there's still so much that we haven't discussed.
30:47Like what?
30:50Well, where do you see yourself in five years?
30:54In ten years?
30:54I mean, forever is a really long time, you know.
30:57What's brought all this on?
30:59You know I'm much more of a go-with-the-flow kind of bloke.
31:02You know how much I love Bertie.
31:04Yeah.
31:04And I will try my best to be a really good step-mom to him.
31:07Well, you already are.
31:08But I just...
31:10I don't think I want kids of my own.
31:13And Daisy seemed to think that you wanted...
31:16How many are there in a football team?
31:20Too many.
31:25Erm...
31:25Well, I suppose...
31:28I did.
31:29Used to want to have a big family, yeah.
31:32But Bertie runs me ragged most of the time, doesn't he?
31:34So, let's face it.
31:35Reality's hit me around the head like a frying pan.
31:38So, you don't think you want any more, then?
31:44No.
31:45Bertie's enough.
31:53If you don't stop that, I'm gonna shove it where the sun don't shine.
31:56I don't normally condone violence, but on this occasion...
32:00Part of your poop.
32:03Maybe I should come back later.
32:04Oh, no, it's fine.
32:05It's just...
32:05It's my birthday.
32:06You know?
32:07Yay!
32:08Would you like us to leave?
32:09No, don't leave.
32:12As you know, we've been doing our best to get the sepsis under control.
32:16The problem is it's looking like it's done major damage to your one remaining kidney.
32:20We won't know for sure until the sepsis is cleared completely,
32:23but hopefully the damage won't be permanent.
32:26What if it is?
32:28We'll deal with that if and when.
32:29Okay, but if it is permanent, well, I would need another transplant.
32:38If it comes to that, then yes, you would.
32:40And what if I can't find a donor?
32:43And what if I can't find a donor?
32:43Well, then, dialysis.
32:47Doctor, what are the...
32:48Doctor, what's the life expectancy, you know, for a woman like me, my age?
32:53One monkey kidney.
32:55Dialysis.
32:56Like, ten years, max.
32:58We've outlined the worst-case scenario,
33:02but hopefully it won't come to that.
33:04What if it does?
33:05I'm, er, making casserole if you fancy cutting the meat.
33:26You know me.
33:28I live to serve.
33:33Sit, Evelyn.
33:34Eek, eek, eek.
33:36Back on the hamster wheel?
33:39Right, I can see you're upset.
33:40Why don't you just tell me what happened?
33:41Because I don't want to talk about it.
33:44Suffice to say, I'm back on the straight and narrow
33:47and I'm no more eyefalutin' ideas about anything.
33:51Oh!
33:57Whoever this is, you better make it snappy
33:59because I'm up to me elbows in beef skirt.
34:03What?
34:04Is this some sort of a prank?
34:08Because I swear...
34:09Because I swear...
34:10I...
34:11Yeah.
34:15Right?
34:17Yes.
34:21What?
34:23I've...
34:23I've got to go and see Roy.
34:26What?
34:26What?
34:27What?
34:27Hang on, what about...
34:29Er...
34:29I...
34:30I...
34:30Yeah.
34:31I'll...
34:31I'll do the beef, then.
34:34By the way, I got in.
34:37I got...
34:37I got a text.
34:46Part your bum for a minute.
34:48Just waiting for Amy and Tracy.
34:49See?
34:50Mm.
34:52Got you a present.
34:54Happy New Year.
34:56Can you show it up?
34:56What's this?
35:01Instant musical instrument.
35:03Put it to your mouth.
35:05Mm.
35:06Mm.
35:08Can you join me?
35:09Yeah.
35:09Can I join you?
35:10Yeah.
35:10Excellent.
35:12Hey, you're celebrating again.
35:13I bet you're jogging out this engagement, aren't you?
35:15Well, we're toasting to our future, aren't we?
35:17Mm-hmm.
35:17Me, Daniel and Bertie, done and dusted.
35:21Oh, so you had the conversation.
35:23We certainly did.
35:23Yeah, I think we're going to get a couple of cockapoos, maybe a camper van.
35:27Ooh, sounds perfect.
35:28Much cheaper and more kids.
35:30Hey, slow down on that.
35:31We've got more celebratings to do tomorrow, haven't we?
35:33What would it be in my birthday?
35:34Oh, yeah.
35:35Big trio.
35:36Ooh, happy birthday.
35:37Thank you, thank you.
35:38Expensive gifts, warmly appreciated.
35:41There you go.
35:42Thanks.
35:42Oh, Daisy, why don't you join us?
35:46Er, no thanks.
35:47I can't.
35:49You are entitled to a break, you know.
35:51I know, I know.
35:52I'm off booze for the duration.
35:54Oh, how boring.
35:55Bet you're doing dry January, aren't you?
35:57Mm-hmm.
35:58Actually, I'm on antibiotics.
36:04Well, I'm glad it worked out.
36:06I mean, you can always change your mind in the future anyway.
36:08No, I don't feel like I will.
36:10I want to be a madly successful career woman with a wardrobe full of handbags like Carla.
36:15So it's me, that.
36:16You can go out to work, make all the money.
36:19I'll just stay at home and write the magnum opus.
36:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:22When your world is full of strange arrangements.
36:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:26The gravity will pull you through.
36:30You know you're missing out on...
36:32Lisa.
36:33She's got a face of an angel in her mouth like a sewer.
36:36Oh, Sal.
36:37She was right, wasn't she?
36:38About everything.
36:40Don't matter now, because I've grasped on Matt and Logan, that's it.
36:43They'll be out for my blood.
36:44Well, if they did it, they'd be behind bars, wouldn't they?
36:46Well, yeah, you'd hope so, but they've got dodgy mates.
36:49Dodgy mates will be out to get me.
36:53Which is...
36:54Which is why I have decided to take Stu up on his offer.
36:59I'm heading to Germany soon, as.
37:00Well, good for you.
37:05Thank you for everything you've done, because I've never lived like this before.
37:08I've never...
37:09I've never had food in the fridge.
37:11I've never had a clean house.
37:14I've never...
37:15I've never had the flipping loo roll falling into a new shape.
37:21Well, I'll miss you.
37:22Nah.
37:23I may be glad to see her back in there.
37:25No, I will. I'll miss you.
37:27You're my little mate.
37:27You know, I didn't take to you at first, but...
37:32I've seen a whole other side to you.
37:35Yeah, you've got a heart of gold underneath all that macho bull.
37:38You know what?
37:38You need to grab this opportunity with both hands.
37:41It's a fresh new start.
37:44And nobody out there knows about your past.
37:47I know it's going to sound cheesy, but...
37:50You can be whoever you want to be.
37:53Stop it. You'll make him cry.
37:55Look at yourself already, look.
37:56You're off.
38:04Well?
38:05No comment.
38:06Won't say a word until the solicitor shows up.
38:09If I could only have five minutes with him.
38:11That's not going to happen.
38:13Why don't you get off?
38:15I'll let you know if we get anywhere.
38:16I just need to take this.
38:20Right.
38:24Hi, Ryan.
38:25Is everything okay?
38:25I enjoyed your little musical interlude earlier.
38:33You're in very good spirits, considering.
38:39Yeah, well, I'm not, if I'm honest.
38:43Me and Sean are giving it a go.
38:46Apparently.
38:46Well, you had me convinced.
38:50Well, I am delighted for you, but I have to confess that I will miss you when you're gone.
38:56Oh, you daft apos.
38:59Come on.
39:00I'll still be pootling around here.
39:02You know, you'll still see me.
39:05Well, I hope so.
39:07So, are you all set for your big adventure?
39:09Oh, I'm revved up like an Aston Martin.
39:13I'm hungry to learn, you know.
39:15Well, aren't you like that, Roy?
39:17You're a clever man.
39:18Don't you sometimes feel as if your mind is atrophied?
39:23Not at all.
39:25No, but I have a very active inner life.
39:29My interests consume my thoughts as I move around my daily life.
39:34No, I liken myself to a robot.
39:38So, calm on the outside, but the inner circuitry is whirring away.
39:46Robot, Roy.
39:49Who knew?
39:52She's got the sort of face I want to slap.
39:54Swanning around like she's the queen of everything.
39:56Maybe you'll know that's your title.
39:58She's all over my dad.
40:00Well, she might have pulled the wool over his eyes, but she don't fool me.
40:03Mother, will you stop? You're obsessed.
40:05Yeah, this is family stuff.
40:08So, I'm just going to...
40:09Stay port!
40:10Stay here.
40:11He came out to meet me.
40:13Didn't know my parents were going to gig him, but hopefully with a bit of luck, they'll bog off.
40:16Charming.
40:19What do you think of her?
40:20I don't know.
40:22I mean, I've never really thought about...
40:24Well, don't you get a shady vibe off her.
40:26I can't be the only one who's noticed that.
40:28I don't start picking on Addy.
40:29Yeah, ease up, Trace.
40:31I mean, look at his poor little face.
40:33Like he's been kidnapped.
40:35Anyway, and you've got more important things to think about, haven't you?
40:38Book yourself in for a massage at the hotel.
40:40Ooh, so he does listen.
40:43Shocker.
40:44Yeah, it's at seven.
40:45Best get going, then.
40:47Book us a cab, eh, Steve?
40:48Oh, yeah, certainly.
40:50We could pay for it now.
40:51We can pay and create a pickled egg.
40:53Are you joking?
40:55I'm your wife.
40:57Ex-wife?
40:58Mother to your pride and joy.
40:59Well, I'm not paying for a cab.
41:02Look after my dad, will you?
41:03Yeah, I'm worried about him.
41:05Worried about your inheritance in small life?
41:07No, Steve.
41:09It is not about that.
41:11He's more vulnerable than he thinks.
41:16What's that, Belle?
41:18Because she's going soft at her old age.
41:20I wouldn't say soft exactly.
41:22Cassie's great with Grandad.
41:23Mum's just jealous, that's all.
41:31Hey.
41:33How are you doing?
41:35Yeah, everything in the garden, Rosie.
41:38Sorry about it, Leah.
41:40Sorry.
41:42We've, uh...
41:43We've just made another couple of arrests
41:45in connection with Becky's murder.
41:47Good.
41:48It's a long road ahead,
41:49but hopefully these two will get banged up
41:51and then we can try and draw a line under it.
41:53You know?
41:54Try and move on.
41:57Yeah, I hope that brings you and Betsy some peace.
42:03Mm-hmm.
42:05Hey, listen.
42:06Um...
42:07Vine called.
42:09You said that things had taken a bit of a turn for the worse
42:11and you were a bit caught up about it.
42:13What's happened?
42:16Um...
42:17It turns out my condition's a little bit worse than we thought.
42:22She...
42:23Got kidney damage.
42:27Might need a transplant.
42:31I'm so sorry.
42:32You know what, Lisa?
42:34Um...
42:34This isn't what you signed up for
42:40and it has been lovely.
42:45I mean, truthfully, really lovely,
42:48but I think you should probably do the sensible thing
42:51and walk away.
42:52It's too late for that.
42:58Too late, yeah.
43:01I love you, Carla.
43:04You don't have to say that.
43:07In it right up to my neck.
43:08I'm going to be with you
43:14every single step of the way.
43:19I'm going nowhere.
43:20You don't have to say that.
43:50You don't have to say that.
43:51You don't have to say that.
43:52You don't have to say that.
43:53You don't have to say that.
43:54You don't have to say that.
43:55You don't have to say that.
43:56You don't have to say that.
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43:58You don't have to say that.
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44:00You don't have to say that.
44:01You don't have to say that.
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44:07You don't have to say that.
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44:09You don't have to say that.
44:10You don't have to say that.
44:11You don't have to say that.
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