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00:00Hello, how are you doing? Oh, I'm so excited to be here
00:08Okay, so what's your name and where are you from? I'm Will Burns and I'm from Leeds
00:15How old are you Will? Don't mind me asking. I'm 24 years young Alicia. 24 years young. Have you brought anyone with you today?
00:21Yeah, I've got my uncle auntie and my mum and dad so I can see him
00:25What is your dream and why are you here today for the last 18 years of my life?
00:33I've been addicted to this show. I've had Britain's Got Talent themed birthday parties
00:43Britain's Got Talent themed bedroom with a Simon Cowell bobblehead
00:50Which took pride of place Simon
00:52Oh
00:54This is the dream to be here today. This is all I've ever wanted to do
00:58Oh wow, that's big
01:00This is it
01:01How would you feel about possibly performing at the Royal Variety Show?
01:04That would be the ultimate
01:06Well, this feels like the ultimate but that is just beyond my biggest dreams
01:14Okay, the stage is yours Will. Good luck
01:16Thank you very much
01:17Hope for it. Enjoy
01:22I like him. I want it to be good
01:24I like him. I want it to be good
01:34Simon Cowell
01:36Your TV shows have changed my life
01:39You could say that they've actually left quite an impression on me
01:42Last week I was alone making breakfast and I found myself saying
01:47It's Saturday morning
01:50I'm in the kitchen
01:52Live
01:54I'm pouring the milk
01:57Into the bowl
01:59It's time
02:01Time
02:02To
02:03Face
02:04The
02:05Muesli
02:13That's great
02:14I think you probably even sounded like that on karaoke
02:17Karaoke
02:21It's much too late to find
02:23When you think you've changed your mind
02:25You better change it back
02:27Or we will both be sorry
02:29Don't you want me, Bruno?
02:32Don't you want me?
02:35Don't you want me?
02:36Ahhhh
02:42Yeah, I love watching TV
02:43I love watching TV
02:44But I also love watching other people watching TV
02:48I love watching TV
02:55In Newcastle
02:56It's Sam's
02:58And his best mate, Dan
03:01And they're watching reruns of Biker Grove
03:08In one episode
03:10PJ went paintballing
03:13He cannae see, man!
03:14He cannae see!
03:18Last week
03:22The nation settled down
03:23To watch a documentary
03:25With David Attenborough
03:29In the wild
03:33We see
03:34A native
03:35Cowl
03:39With his pearly white teeth
03:41He's able to blind
03:42And he pray
03:43The cowl's ears
03:52Detect a Dixon
03:55Whose distinct laugh
03:56Can be heard high
03:57In the horizon
03:58Of the Serengeti
04:00I do think
04:01If you take Craig Cash's voice from Gugglebox
04:14And you take it down a little bit lower
04:19You get Gary Ball
04:21Oh wow
04:24You do as well
04:25That's great
04:27Take my voice
04:30And add a Geordie accent
04:33You get Big Brother
04:36Big Brother
04:45Dear Five
04:489.39pm
04:51And Big Brother
04:53Is at the BGT auditions
04:56And Simon has turned up late
04:58Again
05:01Again
05:05So we've run out of time
05:07Will
05:08You have been
05:10Evicted
05:12Thank you
05:19Oh Lola Will
05:21Yes Will
05:22We love Will
05:23It's a little bit funny
05:25It's a little bit funny
05:26It's a little bit funny
05:27It's a little bit funny
05:28It's a little bit funny
05:29It's a little bit funny
05:30It's a little bit funny
05:31It's a little bit funny
05:32It's a little bit funny
05:33It's a little bit funny
05:34It's a little bit funny
05:35It's a little bit funny
05:36It's a little bit funny
05:37It's a little bit funny
05:38It's a little bit funny
05:39It's a little bit funny
05:40It's a little bit funny
05:41It's a little bit funny
05:42It's a little bit funny
05:43It's a little bit funny
05:44It's a little bit funny
05:45It's a little bit funny
05:46It's a little bit funny
05:47It's a little bit funny
05:48It's a little bit funny
05:49It's a little bit funny
05:50It's a little bit funny
05:51It's a little bit funny
05:52All of his dreams have come true!
05:56No! No!
06:00No!
06:02No!
06:06No!
06:10No!
06:12No!
06:14No!
06:15No!
06:17No!
06:20Oh
06:50Oh
07:00He just said to us there you've just changed me life. How nice is that?
07:08I feel like we're all living in your dream right now, which is beautiful think you could go all the way
07:15The old theater was in your hand you look like you've been doing this all of your life you deserve the golden buzzer
07:26Timing was impeccable impressions were fantastic. That was bloody excellent. It was so good
07:33You weren't expecting that were you no?
07:37That's what made it so amazing. It was just so smart so funny
07:42I'm actually annoyed they pressed it
07:47They're gonna be so smug
07:55See you in the life. Thank you so much. Thank you
07:59Thank you
08:08I see that coming that was great. I can't believe it was just something that should not have happened
08:13He could win the whole thing I feel I mean that's what it's all about. Yeah, right moments like that
08:19Yeah, it's really really good. Let's say of my entire life
08:23So
08:25I'll try not to let you down
08:27You won't you won't we'll see you in the live shows
08:32Hello, good evening
08:34Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. What's your names and where you come from we have
08:39Wannabe
08:44What are you from from Japan from Japan and why here a britain's Got Talent we love a bulletin you love britain
08:53We love Simon and I love you and I love Japan
09:00Well as Simon says these two minutes could change your life go for it
09:09Physical comedy we transform into object
09:22Music
09:39Yes!
09:41Yes!
09:43Oh my god!
09:45It's a cuckoo!
09:47Yes!
09:49That is great!
09:51Next performance is...
09:55Harry Potter!
09:57Music starts!
10:09That is so funny!
10:19Next performance is...
10:23She's music starts!
10:29Oh, good shape!
10:39Oh my god!
10:41What am I looking at?
10:43Oh my god!
10:45Oh!
10:51King's Cat!
10:53Music...
10:55Start!
11:09Ah apocalypse!
11:12Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:16Wooo!
11:23Last performance!
11:27Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
11:30Music starts!
11:32pikaman
11:34Gurkawan
12:07Thank you, I love PDT!
12:26Thank you!
12:29Wow, wow.
12:31No, it's crazy because he seems totally daft, but in fact he's very, very clever.
12:36You have rehearsed this incredibly well.
12:39It's so funny, Alicia.
12:42Oh, I absolutely adore you.
12:45You are kawaii.
12:46You're so cute.
12:48Oh my goodness.
12:49There is nothing to not love about this act.
12:52Ali Ketelkozoma.
12:53Ali Ketelkozoma.
12:54They're performing on our show.
12:55It was wonderful.
12:56Amanda.
12:57Oh my God.
12:59I was like, what am I watching?
13:02This is unbelievable.
13:03It was absolutely barking mad.
13:05It was!
13:06Just completely nuts and I loved every second of it.
13:10It was so imaginative, so clever.
13:13We've never seen anything like it.
13:15I just loved it.
13:16I loved it.
13:17I loved it.
13:18Simon.
13:19I think this was just really original, really funny.
13:27I've never seen anything like it.
13:29Brilliant end, by the way.
13:31I really like all of you and thank God and thank you for coming over.
13:35Oh, let's go to vote.
13:37Simon.
13:38Simon.
13:39Obviously, yes.
13:42Amanda.
13:43Yes.
13:44Alicia.
13:45Don't say yes.
13:46And it's a yes for me.
13:47Four yeses.
13:48Yes!
13:49Yes!
13:50Yes!
13:51Yes!
13:52Yes!
13:53Yes!
13:54Yes!
13:55Yes!
13:56Yes!
13:57Yes!
13:58Yes!
13:59Yes!
14:00Yes!
14:01Yes!
14:02Yes!
14:03Yes!
14:04Yes!
14:05Yes!
14:06Yes!
14:07Yes!
14:08Yes!
14:09Yes!
14:10Yes!
14:11That was amazing!
14:12So good!
14:13Four yeses!
14:14Four yeses!
14:15So clever.
14:16So clever.
14:17So clever.
14:18So clever.
14:19Very funny.
14:20We love you.
14:21We.
14:22Love.
14:23You!
14:24Hey!
14:30Hello.
14:31Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
14:33Wow.
14:34What's your name?
14:35My name is Joseph Charm.
14:36Originally from South East London, but now I live in Milton Keynes.
14:39Nice.
14:40Just the five of us then.
14:42Why have you decided to enter the show?
14:45Well, I recently quit my job to pursue comedy and to be here right now is one of the biggest
14:53dreams come true.
14:57Have you brought anyone with you today?
14:59I have, yeah.
15:00I brought my rock with me.
15:01I brought my wife.
15:02Yeah?
15:03How did your wife feel about you quitting your job?
15:07It's a tough conversation to have for sure.
15:12But she's been incredibly supportive, you know.
15:15Great.
15:16Whenever you're ready, Joseph.
15:17Go for it.
15:18Okay.
15:19Let's go.
15:20All right.
15:21We'll make some noise.
15:22Yeah!
15:23All right, guys.
15:24Human me.
15:25Human me, please.
15:26I've always wanted to do this.
15:27Okay.
15:28You ready?
15:29Everybody!
15:30Yeah!
15:31Rock your body!
15:32Yeah!
15:33Rock your body!
15:34Yeah!
15:35Yeah!
15:36That is so sick!
15:37Oh, my gosh.
15:38I only wanted to do that to show Simon I could sing a little bit just in case he didn't
15:45because I was funny.
15:46No, but in all seriousness, I've got stuff to get off my chest.
15:51Any parents in the room?
15:52Who wants kids?
15:55Who?
15:56Who?
15:57Idiots.
15:58Parenting is the ghetto.
16:03It is the ghetto.
16:05But instead of the kids robbing you of your phone and your items, they rob you of your
16:11sleep and your dignity.
16:16Let me tell you a true story.
16:17This is my son.
16:18This is how my son used to wake me up.
16:19Let my little angel...
16:21Daddy!
16:22Daddy!
16:23Daddy!
16:24Somebody!
16:25Somebody!
16:26Anybody!
16:27And I'll be lying next to my wife going, oh, my God.
16:32It's five o'clock in the morning.
16:35Why is he acting like a hostage?
16:38And parents, we're the hostages.
16:43Yes.
16:44And then we become addicted to respite.
16:46Any opportunity we get to just get a little break of five minutes and we start seeking
16:51it out from external factors.
16:53And we find the biggest gang on this street.
16:56Do you know who that is?
16:57The nurseries.
16:59Yeah, they take all our money.
17:04And we have to go up to them and we find them and we say, hi, I'm so sorry.
17:07Can you look after my kids for just maybe three, four days a week?
17:10Nine to five?
17:11Is that okay?
17:12How much is that going to cost?
17:13One thousand pounds.
17:14One thousand pounds?
17:15Okay, we can make that work.
17:17I'm thinking, a minute.
17:18A minute?
17:19What are you giving them?
17:20Caviar?
17:21A filet mignon?
17:22And let me tell you what's worse about this.
17:31We have to go back to these establishments.
17:34And this is how they greet you.
17:36Hi, Dad.
17:39And you're just like, yeah, how was he today?
17:44Michael was fantastic.
17:45He slept for five hours straight.
17:49So you mean to tell me that I give you all my life savings, all my money, so you can charge
18:07up my son to send him back home to me so that he can terrorize us?
18:19Guys, parenting is the ghetto.
18:22It is.
18:24It is.
18:25But listen, as nuts as it is, it's so nice, I had to do it twice.
18:33Thank you very much.
18:38Thank you so, so much.
18:59Well done, Joseph.
19:00Well done.
19:01Let it out.
19:02Let it out.
19:03Let it out.
19:04I love that because it is genuinely so relatable, but more importantly, your delivery and confidence
19:20and charm on stage really shot.
19:23And I'm very happy for you.
19:25Congratulations.
19:27Amanda, what did you think?
19:29Yeah, absolutely.
19:30For me, I just kept thinking about how hard it is to get to this point and the bravery and
19:34that moment where you went, do you know what, I think I'm going to make enough money to
19:38support my family doing my dream and now you're on stage doing it.
19:41So well done.
19:42You did it.
19:43Oh, I love the physicality of your presentation.
19:44Yeah.
19:45You know when you feel it, you've got to show it, honey.
19:47Do you like it in real life?
19:48Yeah.
19:49All the time.
19:50Everyone here was totally captivated by you.
20:07That's a great quality, great job.
20:09Simon?
20:10This obviously means a lot to you.
20:15Comedy, I think, is the hardest thing to do when you audition because you lose the audience.
20:22Nothing you can do.
20:25But you just want us over.
20:28I really like you because I want to be the first person to say yes.
20:39It's definitely yes for me.
20:42Well done.
20:43Thank you very much.
20:44Good evening.
20:45How are you?
20:46I'm fine.
20:48What is your name?
20:49Where you coming from?
20:50My name is Akira and I'm from Japan, Tokyo.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Why are you here at Britain's Got Talent?
21:11Yeah.
21:12I love Britain's Got Talent.
21:15This is my dream stage.
21:19I think the loyal family will like my act.
21:26What?
21:27We can't wait to see your art.
21:28So, the stage is yours.
21:32Whoo!
21:33Whoo!
21:34Whoo!
21:35Well, I haven't done anything yet.
21:38What I haven't done anything yet come on the anticipation
22:08Hey, first is you will see the black pool tower
22:30Pull back
22:38Three
22:50We've got the worst seat now, we see everything
22:53Three, two, one
22:57Next is
23:07Three, two, one
23:10Three, two, one
23:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
23:23Okay
23:25This is completely nuts
23:27Next is
23:28Feel the gravity
23:35Oh my god
23:36No, I know
23:38I will answer
23:40Three, two, one
23:41First up
23:43After the magicŅĐēĐ°Ņ
24:01Up!
24:03Up!
24:05Up!
24:07Three, two, one!
24:09Spin it flat!
24:11Ah!
24:13Yay!
24:15Ah!
24:17Woo!
24:19Thank you!
24:21Oh!
24:23Thank you!
24:25Thank you!
24:29Thank you!
24:31Thank you!
24:33Thank you so much!
24:35I love you.
24:37They love you!
24:39Thank you!
24:41I've always said I love the people who come in from Japan.
24:45When did you come up with this idea?
24:49About 10 years ago.
24:51Where were you?
24:53In the bathroom.
24:55I thought so.
24:57I tell you what.
24:59Akira, you have balls.
25:01Oh, yeah.
25:03We see it all.
25:05Everything.
25:11They will find this absolutely
25:13hilarious.
25:15Arigato desiamos.
25:17Arigato desiamos!
25:19Arigato desiamos!
25:21It's very funny.
25:22Oh, it's very cheeky, all right?
25:23Oh, it's cheeky.
25:24Yeah, yeah.
25:25We can see two cheeks.
25:26I loved every second of it.
25:29Bruno.
25:30Oh, my God.
25:31I'm totally bewildered.
25:32I don't know what to say, Alicia.
25:35It's a yes from me.
25:37Oh!
25:38No!
25:39It's a yes from me.
25:41Simon, yes.
25:42No!
25:43Thank you!
25:44Arigato!
25:45Thank you!
25:46Arigato!
25:47Thank you!
25:49Amazing.
25:50Thank you!
25:51Thank you so much!
25:52Thank you!
25:53Thank you so much!
25:54Thank you!
26:01Oh, God.
26:02Here we go.
26:10Hello, judges.
26:12I am the tormentor.
26:15I am here to inflict misery upon one of you and make your nightmares a reality.
26:28Ah!
26:29No!
26:30But who to choose?
26:34No.
26:35No, no, no, no, no.
26:43You...
26:44Join the old stage.
26:45I knew it!
26:46Ah!
26:47Ask KSI!
26:48Yes!
26:53Welcome to VG2, lad.
26:55Whoa, whoa!
26:56He's on the chair.
27:02Oh, he's struck in as well.
27:03Oh, it's tight.
27:04He's going nowhere.
27:05In the ring, you faced your biggest enemies.
27:09But tonight, you have met your ultimate nightmare.
27:18Now, it's time for everyone to see your deepest, darkest secrets.
27:30It's a bit intense, isn't it?
27:31But I can unlock every moment you've ever experienced.
27:36Oh, no.
27:38Please, no!
27:40You are 16.
27:42Maybe 17 years old.
27:48There's a girl.
27:50I see brunette hair.
27:56Her name begins with R.
27:58Rihanna.
28:04Who?
28:05Rihanna.
28:06Yes.
28:07You had a crush on a girl called Rihanna.
28:11But she didn't fancy you.
28:13And you cried like a baby for days.
28:19Poor KSI.
28:22How do you know that?
28:23Some sounds make your blood run cold.
28:35Now, it's time for you to experience the worst sound known to man.
28:43Oh, what's that?
28:44What?
28:45What's the sound?
28:46What's the sound?
28:47What's the sound?
28:48I don't know.
28:49What is that?
28:50Something he hates.
28:51It's a bagger.
28:52What is it?
28:53A selection of your greatest hits.
28:54Now, it's time for my final torment.
28:55Insects.
28:56No!
28:57No!
28:58No!
28:59No!
29:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
29:02Now, it's time for my final torment.
29:17Insects.
29:19No!
29:20No!
29:21No!
29:22No!
29:23No!
29:24No!
29:25No!
29:26No!
29:27No!
29:28No!
29:29He's properly scared of bugs.
29:31No!
29:32Please!
29:33Don't worry.
29:34These insects don't bite.
29:36Much.
29:37I'm gonna kill you.
29:40I'm gonna kill you.
29:41I'm gonna kill you.
29:42I'm gonna kill you.
29:43I'll kill you.
29:44I'll kill you.
29:45Do you want me to stop?
29:48No!
29:49No!
29:50No!
29:51No!
29:52No!
29:53No!
29:54No!
29:55No!
29:56No!
29:57No!
29:58No!
29:59No!
30:00No!
30:01No!
30:02No!
30:03No!
30:04No!
30:05No!
30:06No!
30:07No!
30:08No!
30:09No!
30:10Don't touch me!
30:11No!
30:12Before you go back to your suit.
30:14My final reveal.
30:16Revealed
30:40Hey guys, I'm Deji I am I'm fan side brother
30:46I hate you so much
30:52What did he do to you growing up that made you do that to him um I mean just growing up in general I
31:00Want to know more about this Rhiannon no
31:06Well, Deji it's a yes from me
31:11That's what no brotherly love it is a yes for me
31:16Oh
31:24That's out
31:27Thank you everyone
31:30Thank you
31:32You had no idea!
31:34I didn't know!
31:35Oh, my God!
31:36I didn't know!
31:37You know, it was like a feather he was shaking you with.
31:40Yeah, brilliant.
31:41I mean, he hates bugs, doesn't he?
31:43Yeah, you look, I'm...
31:44Yeah, petrified.
31:45I don't need a mic anymore.
31:47You don't need a mic anymore.
31:48I did, I don't.
31:49What a brilliant job.
31:50Wait till you see your face.
31:54That was great.
31:55Oh, man.
31:56See this little horse.
31:57I swear.
31:58I bet.
31:59We always say, expect the unexpected.
32:00Oh, you guys are evil.
32:02Oh, that's great.
32:03Oh!
32:06Hello!
32:07Oh, my!
32:10Bruno!
32:12Hello!
32:13Hi, baby.
32:14Italian Stallion.
32:15Oh!
32:16Do you know what, Bruno?
32:17You're even better looking in real life.
32:21I'm sorry.
32:22Hi to the other teachers as well.
32:23Hello, Simon.
32:24Well, thank you very much.
32:25What have you got in store for me then?
32:27I have written an original song.
32:30Really?
32:31For Bruno!
32:32Bruno!
32:33Bruno!
32:38Naughty naughty Simon.
32:40Please, Simon.
32:42Are you ready?
32:43I was going to say Birmingham.
32:48I'm joking.
32:49I'm joking.
32:51Are you ready, Blackpool?
32:52Is this on?
32:53Yeah, it's on.
32:54Let's do it.
32:55Come on!
32:56C-A-M-P.
32:57Bruno's got the huts for me.
32:58He's cammed.
32:59He's cammed.
33:00He's cammed.
33:01Bruno's on.
33:02I just want to tell me.
33:03I really like to tell you guys.
33:04You need a man who's gonna love you, so I'm gonna take you tonight.
33:08Now go and get your boy out.
33:09I'm going straight.
33:10Hey, yeah, yeah.
33:11You can dance, you can dance.
33:12Dance with me.
33:13Take the chance for romance.
33:14Set it free.
33:15T-A-M-P
33:16Prudou's got the huts for me.
33:18he's cammed.
33:19He's cammed.
33:20I'll take you tonight
33:22Now go and get your boy an arrow
33:26Aim it hard at me
33:28Hey, yeah, yeah
33:30You can dance, you can dance
33:32Dance with me, take a chance for romance
33:34Set it free
33:36Cha-cha-cha-cha
33:38Cha-cha-cha
33:40C-A-M-P
33:42Bruno's got the hush for me
33:44He's Cam
33:46Sing it! C-A-M-P
33:48He's got the hush for me
33:50He's Cam
33:52He's Cam
33:54Cam
34:04Give a second song
34:10C-A-M-P
34:12Bruno's got the hush for me
34:14He's Cam! He's a nightmare
34:16I mean is there any chance of a lunch or something between the children?
34:24No, no, no, no
34:26We've got a day off on Thursday
34:28No! We've got a date!
34:30Yes! Yes!
34:32Yes!
34:34We should probably vote!
34:36I did buzz you but I'm gonna change my mind
34:38Yes!
34:40And I'm gonna say yes!
34:42Yes! Yes!
34:44Yes! Yes!
34:46Yes! Yes!
34:48Yes! Yes!
34:50Yes! Yes! Yes!
34:52Yes! Yes! Yes!
34:54Yes! Yes! Yes!
34:56Thank you!
34:58It was the worst song honestly I think I've ever heard
35:02And I love Bruno
35:04It was just awful
35:06No
35:08So Bruno what are you saying?
35:10No
35:12Darling I appreciate it very very much
35:14But I think
35:16It's a yes!
35:18No no it's definitely not a yes
35:20Let's get the champagne
35:22It's no no no no champagne
35:24Prosecco
35:26Cava
35:28Bruno
35:30It's a no
35:32Not for me my darling
35:33Oh Bruno
35:34No
35:35Thank you very much
35:37I'll be back next year
35:40Bye Jason!
35:41Bye Dan!
35:42Bye Dan!
35:43Bye Dan!
35:46Hello
35:47Hi Si
35:48Nice to meet you
35:49How you doing?
35:50My name's Andy Einstein
35:52Thank you
35:53Okay Andy
35:54Tell us about you
35:55I'm from Doncaster
35:57This is my first ever gig
36:00No
36:01Okay
36:03Yeah
36:04Oh my god
36:05Okay well that's pressurising
36:06So why have you come on the show this year?
36:08Basically what it is is
36:10I became a father again
36:12Quite recently
36:13Yeah
36:14Thank you
36:15How many have you got?
36:17I've got three kids
36:19My youngest son is now six week old
36:21My oldest is four
36:23And the middle child's three
36:24Yeah
36:25What is the dream here?
36:26The dream?
36:27Well to do this full time and provide for my family
36:29So what are you doing on the show?
36:31I just wrote a song that I wanted to share with the world about my kids
36:36Who I do love very very much
36:39And I do sing it to them every night before bed
36:41Alright
36:42Alright
36:43Well good luck
36:44We're with you
36:55Come on Andrew
36:56Come on Andrew
36:57Come on Andrew
36:58It's warming up
36:59It's warming up
37:00Go to sleep
37:01It's time to rest your heads
37:04It's getting late and I'm surprised you've lasted
37:08So go to sleep
37:14I hope that you all know
37:16Today all of you have been little bas-
37:20Baskets
37:21Cried all day in a tantrum trance soiled all of your underpants tip the toothpaste down the bathroom sink
37:35But until you all were hurt and I can't wait to get back to work there's a reason why I have to drink
37:43When you all were young I thought that you look beautiful
37:49Actually I thought you look like problem-crusted top of me
37:53Shout so loud wherever we go and you're always running off when we're in Tesco
37:58Fell asleep and you painted my beard pink
38:00I look so old that's what kids do I'm only 30 I look 52
38:05Once again there's a reason why I have to drink
38:11And I do not understand why everything's a fight
38:15No you cannot have chicken nuggets every night
38:19Oh every night
38:20Not bird's eye anyway I'm not mad at money
38:25When your mom pushed you out I thought that you were cracking
38:29Now that I've known you too long I wanna push you back in
38:33And I'm gonna get the snip
38:37Thank you very much
38:54I thought this is gonna be like some sort of like sentimental father and son type song and it wasn't
39:02It was chicken nuggets every night
39:09I can't say it's the best song I've ever heard but I really like you
39:13And it was funny
39:14I like how some people are booing you as if it's the best song that you've ever heard
39:18This is the best song that you've ever heard
39:20That's why
39:21Do you know what Andrew?
39:22That's why I like you because you're very just you're down to earth you're very real you're very honest and that came across in the act
39:28So well done
39:30Thank you so much for me
39:31You have a natural presence you are commanding the stage
39:34And it was I thought the writing was very clever because I'm not a parent but you made me crack up
39:40I love it
39:42I thought it was really funny
39:44I'm very relatable
39:46What other kind of stuff have you got?
39:48I've got I've got more songs usually all about my kids being annoying but I have got more of them
39:53Yeah
39:54A different one
39:55I've got one about my partner being annoying and
39:58Is anyone with you Andy?
40:00Um
40:01Put your hands up where are you?
40:03Lauren?
40:05Lauren?
40:06Lauren?
40:07Is that you? Lauren?
40:08Lauren?
40:09Lauren, stand up and wave Lauren
40:10Come on Lauren
40:11I thought Lauren had left me then again for 50
40:21Well let's vote Bruno
40:23Yes
40:26Alicia
40:27Yes
40:29Amanda
40:30Yes
40:32Four yeses what up
40:39Thank you so much
40:41Daddy
40:42Daddy
40:43Daddy
40:44Daddy
40:45Daddy
40:46Daddy
40:47Daddy
40:48Daddy
40:49Daddy
40:50Daddy
40:51Daddy
40:52Daddy
40:53Daddy
40:54Daddy
40:55Daddy
40:56Daddy
40:57Daddy
40:58Daddy
40:59Daddy
41:00Daddy
41:01Daddy
41:02Daddy
41:03Daddy
41:04Daddy
41:05Daddy
41:06Daddy
41:07Daddy
41:08Daddy
41:09Daddy
41:11It could work.
41:14See you, father.