00:01When no one can stop the terror.
00:04When everyone looks the other way.
00:07You need a hero.
00:09You need Jake Speed.
00:13Can you handle an adventure?
00:14I've never had one before.
00:16A paperback hero.
00:18Sometimes you do things the hard way.
00:21Why?
00:21It reads better.
00:22A living legend.
00:23Sounds nice, huh?
00:25In a lawless land.
00:26He's part man.
00:27Bates a hell out of 10 devittles.
00:32Part myth.
00:35They're such a big deal.
00:36Why haven't they ever made a movie?
00:38And a gentleman to the end.
00:40Are you sure you're trying your best?
00:42Crack me.
00:43Is he real?
00:46Or is he fiction?
00:48You're a Boy Scout.
00:50Refreshing, isn't it?
00:52Jake Speed is both.
00:54Don't be a sore loser.
00:56Jake Speed.
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