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00:00Hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel

00:05I'm call me chris and you can call me chris and your skin is looking look at that wow

00:11It's looking real nice. It's looking good. No, no, don't say that. It's it's looking like real nice. I'm jealous to be honest

00:18Anyway, it's really satisfying to look at just like we're gonna watch some satisfying

00:22I don't know what this is satisfying videos because I'm not having the best day

00:27So I just need some like good sensations happening inside of me

00:30I'm sorry if I get weird during this video watching satisfying stuff kind of like turns me on

00:35Anyway, uh, let's get to it

00:42Okay, oh we got a carpet. Oh, that's nice

00:468 out of 10

00:4810 out of 10

00:5010 out of 10

00:51This carpet's still like dirty, so it's not as satisfying. It's like putting lipstick on a pig

00:56It's just not the same

00:59Oh

01:00That sound

01:03Yeah

01:04Yeah

01:07Yeah, that's nice. My intrusive thoughts are just like this or like

01:15No, I shouldn't do it maybe

01:18Why is that? Does anybody else feel like that?

01:20Like would anybody else want to put their finger in that and get it cut off? Is that weird?

01:24I should I should stop talking

01:28Oh, that's so oh they're burning the table

01:32That's awesome

01:34Oh, I love that. Oh, yeah, keep going keep going finish it if you don't finish it

01:39It didn't

01:41It didn't get finished

01:44Oh god

01:46Well, this is like the pancake art

01:48These are always kind of cool

01:49I wonder what it's gonna be

01:50Elmo

01:51Holy

01:52Shit

01:53How do you do that?

01:54See this pancake is like the second child like me

01:57And then there's a first child that just comes out like a burnt pancake with like lumps in it and shit

02:02Sorry to all the first children out there. Oh, we got a watermelon

02:08That wasn't satisfying. What's the satisfying part about this?

02:11Nothing satisfying is happening. Oh, was it gonna get crushed?

02:15It got stabbed

02:18Oh

02:19Hell yeah, look at it fruit ninja the shit out of that watermelon

02:24There's gotta be a scientific reason as to why like it feels so good inside gets my loins on fire

02:30Oh, we got her lying on the beach. Oh, she's gonna get so wet

02:35Oh

02:36Salt water up the nose. That is the worst. What is satisfying about that. That was oh look at that picture. Wow. That is

02:43Honestly, that is f***ing amazing. Oh, that's a donkey kong's ugly brother

02:49Oh, oh, I love that shit. Oh, look at his squished up face

02:54It was like those squishy balls that you got when you were a kid

02:56Let me backtrack when you went to the dollar store and they had like those squishy balls those sticky squishy balls

03:01You slap it on the ground and it went and it's just like made no surge the sound was like

03:06So satisfying and you throw it against your own face

03:09Just me. Okay

03:11Ooh

03:13I don't know what they're doing, but I like it

03:16I like it

03:17They could be digging my grave and I would be like

03:19Yes, make it even

03:21Love it. Love to see it. Oh more water malones. Whoa, what is going on? How is he doing this?

03:26How is he doing this?

03:27The madness spider-man

03:29Or she- oh, I'm getting dizzy. I can't keep up. Sorry one second

03:33I am dizzy from watching that. Should I be concerned about that? I need to call a doctor. What is this?

03:38Oh, I used to do flippy books all the time. Whoa, it's like a full- that was- wait, that was amazing

03:45I used to do flippy books all the time. They were so fun. So time consuming, but so fun

03:50Like I learned nothing in law 12. I just did flippy books and now we're here

03:55So there's your lesson kids. Just uh, don't pay attention in school and please don't listen to your auntie chris, okay?

04:01She's crazy. What's happening, man? What are you doing?

04:04Oh, oh, it's like a spin top top spin

04:08And then

04:09Okay, that's cool. What is going on?

04:11It's flying. Is he jesus? How is that happening? I have so many questions. Then the kids are just like

04:16I would be like what the f**k? Oh, we got vegetable. Oh

04:22Whoa

04:24It's like stop-motion. It's like stop-motion animation

04:28Almond vegetable street fighter. That was so cool. What the s**t? Why are people so talented? I am useless

04:34I know this is just a satisfying kind of video, but I've never felt so inadequate in my life

04:39Okay, we are mixing milk or something frothing if you will

04:43All right, and then we put in the espresso. Oh, no, we put the milk into the espresso. I don't know how to make coffee

04:50Okay. Oh, are you gonna make? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

05:00Okay, oh, oh, is he gonna spread it spread it

05:05Spread it around. Wait, what is he? Oh, he's filling in gaps. Wait, what is he doing? I don't know what he's doing

05:10Oh, but the way he moves that

05:13thing is

05:15Sexy

05:16Oh, hell no. Oh, my feetsies are tingling

05:19These. Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that's not satisfying. That's f**king terrifying

05:24Oh

05:25I just had a conversation with somebody the other day saying you could not pay me any amount of money to make me

05:32Do the profession of a skyscraper window washer. It is the one profession. I would never

05:37Do and if you're a window washer a skyscraper window washer full respect to you. Oh, she looks so pretty

05:44Oh

05:46Whoa

05:48It's a magical

05:49LED

05:50RGB dress. Oh my god. That's like the ultimate gamer dress full gamer mode walking down the aisle like this

05:59I'm literally the worst gamer ever by the way. What is he gonna do? He's gonna cut the bottle. Oh cut cut it cut it cut it cut it

06:05Yeah, that's a sharp ass blade. I don't know what these facial expressions he's doing, but

06:13Oh god, the intrusive thoughts are coming back into my head. Oh my god. Oh

06:18It's just like I like just so clean so fast, you know

06:22Does anybody else have those thoughts? Is that just me?

06:24Like I don't want to do it

06:25But like I just think about doing it and it being satisfying. I'll stop

06:29Oh

06:31My god

06:34The way he's skinning that apple

06:36Oh my god, you can skin me like that, sir. That sounded so bad. Oh more water malones. Oh, yeah

06:44Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, not as satisfying there

06:50Doesn't tickle my pickle as much

06:52I'm so sorry. Oh cutting snow

06:58I'll have a slice

07:01Zero calorie snack coming right up

07:04That'll also dehydrate you and possibly make you die. Oh, what does this do? Oh my gosh. Is this a little tank?

07:11Whoa, oh my gosh

07:14Oh

07:16It's like every kid's dream

07:18As a kid like if you didn't pretend that you were like telekinetic as a kid and just like looked at something and was like

07:25Just praying it would move

07:29I've got the power

07:33Oh, oh god

07:36Jesus Christo, what the f***? Oh my god. That plane is real close

07:39Rent must be very cheap there if that's on if that's by the airport because like every 10 minutes

07:46You just hear this sounds like a bomb's gonna hit your house. The rent is three dollars

07:52So it's well worth it if in my opinion. Oh

07:56An elephant

07:57Look at him

07:59Elephants mouths kind of look like a lady flower

08:04What are you painting yourself for?

08:06Is he gonna paint is he gonna blend himself into the background get the f*** out of here

08:12How?

08:13How?

08:14He must have somebody for reference there

08:17Stop

08:19Stop

08:21That's amazing. Look at that. Where is he? I don't know. He could be over there over there over there

08:26He couldn't even be in the picture. I wouldn't

08:28Oh my good. Jesus Christ. Mother Mary that is

08:32Succulent

08:34I forgot you were here. Oh my god border collies trying to keep a balloon up

08:39Stop

08:40I've never seen something cuter

08:43Stop

08:43They're so cute. That was so cute

08:46Did anybody ever play that game as a kid like you got to keep the balloon up no matter what and you'd be like jumping around the living room

08:51Like hitting your head on corners of tables and if it touched the ground like the world would implode for some reason

08:56I went for hours one time with my siblings doing that and then it popped and that is how my fear

09:01It was at this moment that he knew

09:03Is that why I'm afraid of balloons?

09:05Maybe I'm afraid of failure and that's why I'm afraid of balloons popping because that is what that

09:09I'm having a revelation right now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

09:15Oh

09:17Jeez

09:19It looks like a bunch of sewage

09:21Shit water just flew up in the sky. Not that satisfying but just smell the breeze

09:26Here we go. Uh skittles I think

09:30Okay, what's gonna happen you put water in the skittles

09:35Oh they're melting what a waste of skittles send them to me and put them on a plate cover them in water. I drink the water too honestly

09:42Let's see. Okay. Yeah drop it on me. Drop it on me. Put it on me

09:51It wasn't as satisfying as I thought it was gonna be

09:53You know when you just like sit under something and wait for it to hit your face and it's like you have that anticipation

09:57Your mind is in the gutter and I know it. Stop it. I'm abstinent

10:04What is that?

10:07Oh my god

10:09Sounds like my body in the morning when I wake up popcorn

10:17Oh great heavens almighty. I don't even need a man. I just need that video to get me off

10:26Is that cotton candy getting melted

10:31Oh look at it go. That was good. Oh

10:39What is this toy and where do I get it? Amazon? I don't even know what I would call this

10:43Mesmerizing satisfying toy. Oh, it's a fidget twister flittle flutter fidget spinners fidget spinners

10:50What is this? Oh, it's like magnets or something

10:55Oh

10:58I could play with that all day. That's what she said

11:01Oh

11:03Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

11:10Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, we've got another angle

11:16Oh, it's like popping off big pimple. Oh, it's so satisfying

11:22It's so satisfying

11:24Okay, this is a

11:26Whitehead blackhead. What is this?

11:29Oh

11:31I bet that felt so freaking good. I bet that it made a crunch and you could she could probably hear it

11:37Or he could hear it in their face. It's not the best. I don't like getting pimples

11:40But like when you get like a nice juicy one, you're like

11:42And then you just like have time with it and it's when it's satisfying when it does it like that clean pop

11:50There's nothing better

11:52Fellow pimple poppers comment. You have to like this video and if you think that's gross you still have to like this video

11:58And that concludes that satisfying video. I thoroughly enjoyed watching those videos

12:03I hope you did too. If you did, please like the video

12:06It really helps out the channel and also subscribe if you haven't already subscribed

12:09This is obviously bestest youtube channel ever and if you don't subscribe, I will come to your place of work

12:14And I will tell your boss that you are watching call me chris during your work hours

12:19And then you're gonna get fired and then you'll be jobless and then you can watch all the call me chris videos you want

12:24Anyway, I will see your beautiful face in the next video. All right. Bye

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