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00:11:01She's always looking for a good contractor.
00:11:03I'm, uh, more of a handyman now.
00:11:06Smaller projects, things like that.
00:11:08Yeah. Real fucking small.
00:11:11It's just hard finding good workers down here.
00:11:14Right, right. What with everyone being so transient.
00:11:17I don't know about that.
00:11:19People come and go all the time?
00:11:22He knows what transient means, babe.
00:11:24They're all a bunch of illegals.
00:11:26Now, hold on. Let me finish before y'all go off on me.
00:11:29They gotta be paid under the table.
00:11:31They don't pay any taxes on that,
00:11:32and they send all that money back to whatever the hell country they're from,
00:11:35and none of it goes back into our system.
00:11:37DJ, they don't want to hear it.
00:11:39You know what? It's okay. It's okay. I get it.
00:11:42I'm a big rule follower.
00:11:44It isn't right.
00:11:47Huh.
00:11:50What?
00:11:52I like to do things on the up and up.
00:11:54My wife here? Not so much.
00:11:57What are you even talking about?
00:11:59Uh, right now, she's trying to beat the system,
00:12:02be an influencer and not have to work anymore.
00:12:04What's your handle again?
00:12:06I'm not trying to beat the system and not work anymore.
00:12:09And it's at flippin' awesome, no G, dollar sign, exclamation point.
00:12:14And you've got, like, 1,800 followers?
00:12:18Almost. Almost. I need some new content.
00:12:20Good poopy, buddy!
00:12:22Should I get a clip of that?
00:12:23That's funny. That's cute, babe.
00:12:25I'm trying to pull back the curtain and be open with my audience,
00:12:30establish a lifestyle, grow followers.
00:12:32You don't get it.
00:12:33That is a beautiful poopy!
00:12:35Are you just gonna marvel at it, or are you gonna go pick it up?
00:12:38He hasn't been going since he's been on his meds,
00:12:40and, plus, he's anal retentive anyway,
00:12:41so when he does go, I like to make a big deal.
00:12:43Are we still talking about this?
00:12:44Thank you. Welcome to my world.
00:12:45You're not gonna believe this.
00:12:46She actually has a song that she sings about it,
00:12:47and if you're lucky, you're gonna hear it.
00:12:48I'd rather lick a razor blade and then eat a lemon.
00:12:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, honey.
00:12:51And then put Tabasco on it.
00:12:52Write that one down.
00:12:53Yeah.
00:12:54I'd rather lick a razor blade and then eat a lemon.
00:12:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, honey.
00:12:57And then put Tabasco on it.
00:12:58Write that one down.
00:13:00I'd rather lick a razor blade and then eat a lemon.
00:13:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, honey.
00:13:08So what do you catch here, DJ?
00:13:13Well, snook, lemon shark, uh, mangrove snapper sometimes.
00:13:19Lemon shark? You can eat that?
00:13:21Yeah, sure.
00:13:22You can eat just about anything you catch out here.
00:13:24That's amazing.
00:13:25What do you use for bait?
00:13:27Well, chihuahua mixes are best,
00:13:29but I wasn't sure how y'all would feel about that.
00:13:32Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:13:34Very funny, DJ.
00:13:35Very dry.
00:13:36It kind of creeps up on you.
00:13:37Yeah, I like that.
00:13:38Mm-hmm.
00:13:39But seriously, what do you use for bait?
00:13:42Oh, well, just some mullet.
00:13:44Not your wife's hairdo baits.
00:13:47By the way, you guys, this is intentional.
00:13:49They're back in style, so...
00:13:51Well, that's unfortunate.
00:13:53Did not know.
00:13:58You fish?
00:13:59It's been a long time, but I love it.
00:14:01Hmm.
00:14:02Yeah, my dad and I used to go out.
00:14:06I did not know that.
00:14:08Yeah.
00:14:09He would take me off the pier in Oceanside.
00:14:11Hmm.
00:14:12You're welcome to grab a rod and have at it.
00:14:14Are you serious?
00:14:15Hmm?
00:14:16That'd be awesome.
00:14:18Yep, right on the cooler.
00:14:20That's a one.
00:14:21Awesome!
00:14:22All right, hook's out, so be careful.
00:14:24Okay, okay.
00:14:25You're right.
00:14:26In fact, let's switch these.
00:14:27Okay.
00:14:28You take this one.
00:14:29Okay, thank you.
00:14:30Yep.
00:14:31There you go.
00:14:32You need me to bait that for you?
00:14:34Oh, no.
00:14:35Can you just give me a mullet?
00:14:36Yep.
00:14:37Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:14:39The flies will love them.
00:14:41Thank you, sir.
00:14:42You can go through the mouth, but you might want to go through the back under that fin.
00:14:48Right.
00:14:49A little stronger.
00:14:50Harder than it looks.
00:14:51But I got it, I got it.
00:14:52You got it?
00:14:53It's coming back to me, yeah.
00:14:54What are you guys planning to do here with all the accoutrement?
00:14:57Oh, you got a lot of stuff out here.
00:15:00We're camping here tonight.
00:15:02Okay, that sounds awesome.
00:15:03Baby, we need to do that.
00:15:05Okay, babe.
00:15:07Well, with the tide not coming back in until 10 or 11 tonight, y'all may not have a choice.
00:15:11Wait, I got an important Zoom at 7.
00:15:15Baby, I gotta get back by then.
00:15:17Yeah, and if we all push, though, we're gonna be fine, right?
00:15:22No, we're not staying tonight.
00:15:24I didn't pack anything.
00:15:25We don't have treats.
00:15:26We don't have his meds.
00:15:27Baby, we're gonna be fine.
00:15:29But I just love that your biggest concern is the dog and his needs.
00:15:32I don't know who needs whom more.
00:15:34Look at you.
00:15:36Yep.
00:15:37You did it.
00:15:38Right?
00:15:39What?
00:15:40Fuck.
00:15:41Okay, now you gotta release the reel.
00:15:43Oh, right, right, right, right.
00:15:44Here, watch this.
00:15:45Just like this.
00:15:48Jesus.
00:15:49Okay, I gotcha.
00:15:54I'm gonna have my sandwich.
00:15:56Do you want yours?
00:15:57No, not yet.
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59I'm gonna have mine.
00:16:00Ah, fuck.
00:16:01Cast it on out there.
00:16:02Okay.
00:16:03As long as you get your bait wet, you got a chance.
00:16:05Mm-hmm.
00:16:10That'll play.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:13You're a great teacher, DJ.
00:16:15Do you guys have any kids?
00:16:16We got four between the two of us.
00:16:18I had a practice husband before him and so did he.
00:16:21Do you have a practice husband, too?
00:16:23And me, fuck no.
00:16:25I'm just teasing.
00:16:28But I love that.
00:16:29Practice spouses.
00:16:31So how old are your kids?
00:16:3222 to 27 and six grandbabies.
00:16:36No way.
00:16:38Mm-hmm.
00:16:39We started young.
00:16:41It's amazing.
00:16:42You guys don't look a day over 50.
00:16:43We're not.
00:16:45At least I'm not.
00:16:46DJ here just turned 51.
00:16:47I got me an older man.
00:16:49I can't wait to have grandkids.
00:16:55How many of your kids did you guys have together?
00:17:00None.
00:17:02Well, we have three of our own.
00:17:04We got, um, an 18-year-old, a 16-year-old, and a 14-year-old.
00:17:10She had them with her ex.
00:17:11I'm the step-monster.
00:17:14Are they with their dad right now?
00:17:15No.
00:17:18They're with their other mom.
00:17:20I had a practice wife, too.
00:17:22She's got them for two weeks in Maui.
00:17:25Whoop, whoop.
00:17:27Babe.
00:17:28I like my down time, so shoot me.
00:17:31I'm still waiting for Peter Pan over here to grow up.
00:17:35Oh.
00:17:36Fish on.
00:17:37What is it?
00:17:38Lemon shark, I think.
00:17:39No way!
00:17:40Babe, he said he catches him here.
00:17:42Look, look, look.
00:17:43Shit.
00:17:44Shit.
00:17:46Babe, get it!
00:17:49I am!
00:17:50Get my knife, Bam.
00:17:51I'm on it.
00:17:52Guys, you gonna cut it loose?
00:17:53A little catch-and-release action?
00:17:54Then I'm gonna eat it.
00:17:56What, babe?
00:17:57Isn't that how you and your dad used to do?
00:18:03Now just drop the chip and reel him in.
00:18:05Come on.
00:18:06Shut it in, man.
00:18:07Jesus Christ, Amber!
00:18:08I know what I'm doing!
00:18:11Shut that dog the fuck up!
00:18:13My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the dog.
00:18:19Oh, good.
00:18:20Here she goes.
00:18:21I swear to God, the dog's going in the water.
00:18:22Yeah, shut him up!
00:18:23He has passed out the business we could really ride a block.
00:18:26He has loosed the fateful lightning of his poop.
00:18:30It's like a log.
00:18:31God!
00:18:32God!
00:18:33Fucking dammit!
00:18:42Good job, DJ!
00:18:43You break our bi.
00:18:44Yeah, tell yourself what you need to tell yourself, okay?
00:18:50Wasn't my fucking fault.
00:18:54God dammit, you can be such a dick sometimes.
00:18:57I'll tell you what, you're a big fucking baby.
00:19:04But you are a baby.
00:19:06Everything you touch turns to shit.
00:19:12You look like I didn't snap that fucking rod over your fat head, asshole.
00:19:16I don't know about you guys, but I'm a big believer in everything happening for a reason.
00:19:22Oh, my God.
00:19:23Jesus Christ.
00:19:24What?
00:19:25What?
00:19:26It's true.
00:19:27Jody and I were this close to swiping the other way for each other.
00:19:31Babe, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:19:33Yeah, y'all met on a sex app.
00:19:35It was a dating app.
00:19:37Isn't that the same thing?
00:19:38You haven't been single for a while, have you?
00:19:40No, I have not.
00:19:41We met the good old-fashioned way.
00:19:45Drunk at a bar.
00:19:46I hear that.
00:19:47That works, too.
00:19:52Oh, my God.
00:19:53I love this song.
00:19:54Turn it up.
00:19:57And she makes fun of me for singing to the dog.
00:20:03Come on, baby, dance with me.
00:20:06I'm great now.
00:20:07They call the rising sun.
00:20:12It has been a little ruin.
00:20:14Oh, boy.
00:20:17Thank God.
00:20:18I know I'm one.
00:20:21What was she like when she dragged?
00:20:23You don't want to know.
00:20:25If this is so wrong, I don't want to be right.
00:20:30She's so one of those things.
00:20:34Mm-hmm.
00:20:35I am one lucky, lucky lady.
00:20:41Ooh!
00:20:45Babe!
00:20:47Babe!
00:20:49Boo!
00:20:50Hey, your friend's calling for you.
00:20:52My friend?
00:20:53Babe, I need you!
00:20:55Okay, okay.
00:20:56What happened?
00:20:57I broke my fucking tooth!
00:20:59Are you in pain?
00:21:01I'm ready to go back now.
00:21:04Okay.
00:21:05Hey, what can I do, baby?
00:21:06Super up from your sparkling water and get us the fuck out of here!
00:21:10Okay.
00:21:11It's okay.
00:21:12You know what?
00:21:13We're gonna get you to an emergency dentist.
00:21:14It's all gonna be okay.
00:21:15Good luck with that.
00:21:16Well, there's gotta be someone around here!
00:21:18I mean, getting out.
00:21:21Well, what if we all push together?
00:21:24Come on!
00:21:27Here we go.
00:21:28Oh, look, it didn't work.
00:21:29Baby!
00:21:30Baby!
00:21:31Should we have her trim up the engine?
00:21:32If anything, she needs to hop out and help us push.
00:21:33Okay, come on, my love.
00:21:34Come on.
00:21:35It's gonna be okay.
00:21:36I promise you.
00:21:37On your count.
00:21:38On three.
00:21:39One, two, three.
00:21:40Up!
00:21:41Okay, what if I trim down the engine and I just fucking floor it?
00:21:48Okay, okay.
00:21:49Okay, go.
00:21:50Babe, you're breaking the boat!
00:21:51I'm not breaking the boat!
00:21:52You're doing more damage!
00:21:53Well, what do you want me to do?
00:21:54Get the radio!
00:21:55Okay, okay, I got the radio!
00:21:56I got the radio!
00:21:57I got the radio!
00:21:58I got it!
00:21:59Fuck!
00:22:00Damn!
00:22:01Fuck!
00:22:02Fuck!
00:22:04Fuck!
00:22:05Fuck!
00:22:09Fuck!
00:22:11Fuck!
00:22:14Oh, fuck!
00:22:15Fuck!
00:22:16Fuck!
00:22:17Fuck!
00:22:20Fuck!
00:22:21Are you fucking kidding me?
00:22:24I'm fucking believable.
00:22:28What are you calling a dentist?
00:22:30I'm saving myself because my wife was too busy whooping it up to do it herself.
00:22:39I would prefer no love right now.
00:22:42That's right.
00:22:44Channel 16?
00:22:46For dental emergencies? I'm not sure.
00:22:51Mayday!
00:22:54Mayday!
00:22:57What's your emergency?
00:22:59I busted my tooth on a cherry pit and I'm in a lot of pain and there's a lot of blood.
00:23:07Are you still there?
00:23:09Yes, ma'am.
00:23:11What is it that you'd like for me to do?
00:23:14Well, the tide is really low right now and I did a real number when I parked our boat and we can't get out.
00:23:21We're in that little beach over on Mud King?
00:23:25Ma'am, this channel is designated for distress and emergency calls. It's not used for conversation.
00:23:32I'm sorry, here bet you too.
00:23:34I do know a pretty good pair of adoption stuff in Kudjoe I can recommend.
00:23:37Oh, no, thank you. But thank you anyway.
00:23:41Baby, get the number.
00:23:43Okay, I'll take the number, please.
00:23:46Sweetheart, this is something you're going to be needing to Google on your own.
00:23:49I believe they're called Keys Dental Solutions.
00:23:51Thank you so much. Thanks a fucking lot.
00:23:58I can't believe this is where our tax dollars are going.
00:24:01Oh, yes. Don't get DJ started on that.
00:24:04Tell you what, let's find something to apply pressure, you two sit tight for a few hours,
00:24:09and wait for the tide to come back in.
00:24:11Define a few.
00:24:13Five or six.
00:24:14That's several, not a few.
00:24:16All right, what about your shirt?
00:24:20It's new.
00:24:21Okay.
00:24:23It wasn't cheap.
00:24:24Honey, that's okay. We'll get you a new one.
00:24:26I don't want a new one.
00:24:27Okay, now you're just being a baby.
00:24:29What about your buff?
00:24:32Okay, I don't really like this one.
00:24:41Stuff it up in there.
00:24:42It's sweaty and it's dirty.
00:24:44Now is not the time to be a pussy.
00:24:50Right in there.
00:24:55All the way.
00:25:04Now what?
00:25:06Well, now you chill the fuck out.
00:25:10You can make one of your videos, baby.
00:25:11There's a, there's this, this plant, it's called a Sarah, Sarah or something, I don't know,
00:25:19but it's supposed to be good for, um, uh, kidneys and your skin.
00:25:26It's also good for, um, uh, blood. It's a good blood, uh, what's...
00:25:30Coagulator?
00:25:30Yeah, yeah.
00:25:31We have a, a bunch of it. It's all over here, all over this island.
00:25:34We have some outside of our building.
00:25:36Yep, right back by the propane tank.
00:25:38Yep.
00:25:38It's probably out here in the mangroves.
00:25:40Yeah.
00:25:41How do you smell it?
00:25:42I don't, I don't know.
00:25:49Ugh.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:52Fuck.
00:25:53Is that AT&T?
00:25:53Uh-huh.
00:25:54If you stand over there by that bush and hold it up real high, you can at least get one bar.
00:26:01Okay.
00:26:05Is it Sarah, see? I think it is.
00:26:07I don't know, maybe.
00:26:08No, that's, it's, that's what it is.
00:26:10Okay.
00:26:10But it doesn't say anything here about being a good coagulator.
00:26:14I don't know. I don't, fuck, I don't know.
00:26:16Ugh.
00:26:18So you're saying it could be growing around here, too?
00:26:20Yeah, maybe over in those mangroves.
00:26:22Do you want me to get your water food for you?
00:26:26Honey, what was that?
00:26:35Yes, thank you.
00:26:37Bon voyage.
00:26:38I'm, I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier, babe. I was stressed and I'm scared.
00:26:47One more time, princess.
00:26:49I'm scared, I'm stressed, and I don't want to have a missing kid.
00:26:53I know you are, baby, and you won't. I promise.
00:26:56Girl, it ain't no big thing. I got two of them.
00:26:58Look, one up here, and one down here.
00:27:01See?
00:27:05You know, I don't even think I'd know what it looks like if I saw it.
00:27:09Yeah.
00:27:10All right, fine.
00:27:11Come on.
00:27:12I'll take you.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:13It'd suck if she got poison ivy in her mouth or poison oak.
00:27:17Come on.
00:27:18Right.
00:27:18Wait, I thought I put it in my mouth?
00:27:21I'll be right back.
00:27:24Hey, and while we're gone, DJ, don't you go hitting on my wife, okay?
00:27:28Oh, my God.
00:27:29What? It's not my fault I'm married to the hottest woman on the planet.
00:27:33Come on.
00:27:33Okay, okay, coming.
00:27:38I'm sorry.
00:27:39She thinks I'm like a supermodel.
00:27:42That's, uh, it's nice.
00:27:45And she's, like, insanely jealous, too.
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:48I'm gonna go, go get my fishing pole.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:53So what'd you say you'd do for work again, Amber?
00:28:20Didn't.
00:28:22I work over at Hot Aways.
00:28:24Oh, that's on Duval, right?
00:28:26The place with all the license plates all over the walls?
00:28:28No, it's a vacation rental company.
00:28:30They pay me to deal with all sorts of bullshit.
00:28:34Like, uh, oh, mangoes keep dropping into the pool, or there's ghost ants all over the counter
00:28:41on the bread we left out, or the A.C. stopped working.
00:28:45Wham!
00:28:49So what, you're a lawyer?
00:28:52Yeah, at a big streaming company.
00:28:54Oh.
00:28:55Well, that's cool.
00:28:56Which one?
00:28:57The big one.
00:28:58Seriously?
00:28:59Seriously.
00:29:00Oh, you need to tell them to bring back that, uh, cooking show at Paris.
00:29:03That's programming.
00:29:04I'm public policy.
00:29:04Oh.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:06You don't watch that crap, do you?
00:29:08Mm-hmm.
00:29:08I like to know how the other half lives.
00:29:10Well, you know it's not real, right?
00:29:12Well, it's different from my life, okay?
00:29:14And that's good enough.
00:29:14Sometimes it's just nice to get away.
00:29:18I get that.
00:29:18Shit, you know what?
00:29:22We should have brought beers.
00:29:24Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
00:29:26I forgot you stopped drinking.
00:29:27I'm so sorry about that.
00:29:28Hey, hey, that's okay.
00:29:30You didn't do anything I did.
00:29:31What's that?
00:29:32Why did you stop drinking anyway?
00:29:34Primarily health reasons.
00:29:35Oh, duh.
00:29:36Nobody drinks because it's good for you.
00:29:38You know what?
00:29:39Hey, life's too short.
00:29:40Woo.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:44That's right.
00:29:45Life is too short.
00:29:46All the more reason for me to quit.
00:29:48There aren't any snakes around here, are there?
00:29:55Sure there are.
00:29:56We just stepped over one a second ago.
00:29:58What?
00:29:58Jesus Christ!
00:29:59Holy thing!
00:30:12I'm sorry for you and your time here.
00:30:15Come again?
00:30:18I'm sorry if we ruined your day.
00:30:29No, it's fine.
00:30:32Everything was probably nice and mellow till we rolled up.
00:30:35Amber does this thing sometimes where she doesn't talk to me, so it actually wasn't all that nice.
00:30:52Were you guys in a fight?
00:30:54I don't know what the hell I did.
00:30:56That's just how she gets sometimes.
00:30:58I bet Liz would love if I stopped talking to her.
00:31:01She tunes me out half the time anyway.
00:31:03I don't think she'd like it as much as she thinks.
00:31:06Not as great as it seems.
00:31:07Hey, you don't have any Advil, do you?
00:31:18Not on me.
00:31:21You still in pain?
00:31:23Yeah, I think when I broke my tooth, something might have gotten exposed.
00:31:27You got any gum?
00:31:30Don't you think that's the last thing I should be doing?
00:31:33Talking about taking a little piece of chewed up gum, stuffing it up in there to protect it.
00:31:39That's actually a really good idea.
00:31:42No, I wish I did.
00:31:43Oh, I couldn't.
00:31:52Not the whole thing, just a little piece.
00:31:57I don't have cooties.
00:31:59I've already had COVID like four times.
00:32:04Whatever.
00:32:05Stick your buff back in your mouth.
00:32:07I don't care.
00:32:13Okay, thank you.
00:32:20There you go.
00:32:23Ball that up, get it up in there.
00:32:27It's gonna hurt, but it'll feel better after.
00:32:35What's the matter?
00:32:37I'm scared to touch it.
00:32:41Here, give it over.
00:32:43You're gonna do it?
00:32:44Yeah, sit down.
00:32:47Will you be gentle?
00:32:49Yeah.
00:32:50Is that as wide as you can open your mouth?
00:32:51Mm-hmm.
00:32:52Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:32:53Tilt your head back.
00:32:54Huh?
00:32:55You're not gonna bite me, are you?
00:32:57All right, hold still.
00:32:59Get up in here.
00:33:00All right.
00:33:01Oh, there it is.
00:33:02Oh, there it is.
00:33:02Oh, there it is.
00:33:03Oh, there it is.
00:33:04Almost done.
00:33:04Oh.
00:33:05Oh.
00:33:10Thank you so much.
00:33:13Don't mention it.
00:33:16I thought I could do it, but I couldn't.
00:33:19You'll get it next time.
00:33:20God, is this gorgeous.
00:33:39Mm-hmm.
00:33:43Fuck the Cerisee.
00:33:44I could stay here all day.
00:33:46True that.
00:33:47You okay there?
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:57I'm just looking for that plant shit.
00:34:00Yeah, it seems like you and DJ have got a good thing going.
00:34:04What's your secret?
00:34:05Sometimes I think you people have the right idea, just ditch the men and not have to deal
00:34:10with all of their bullshit.
00:34:12I'd be right there with you if I could stomach poontang.
00:34:17It's true.
00:34:18I couldn't eat out another woman's twat if you paid me.
00:34:21No offense.
00:34:23Hey, none taken.
00:34:24Oh, you know what?
00:34:27Don't hold me to it, but I think this is it.
00:34:29Mm-hmm.
00:34:30Come here.
00:34:33Look.
00:34:37Okay, hold on a sec.
00:34:39If it's closed, but...
00:34:41No.
00:34:42This is it.
00:34:42This is it.
00:34:43Okay, here.
00:34:44Let me get some.
00:34:46Get that back for you.
00:34:47Okay, thank you.
00:34:48And...
00:34:50Ooh, here's some here.
00:34:52Me.
00:34:53I mean, who wouldn't want good-skinned kidneys, right?
00:34:55Right?
00:34:56And if I'm wrong and it's poison ivy, we'll know in about 12 hours or so.
00:35:01Ooh, here's some more.
00:35:03I can put your index finger here like a trigger.
00:35:05Take it back.
00:35:07Push it down with your thumb.
00:35:08Flick it and let it fly, okay?
00:35:10Mm-hmm.
00:35:10I'm gonna do it for you.
00:35:11Okay.
00:35:11You gotta do it yourself.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:12Bring it back.
00:35:13That's it.
00:35:14That's right.
00:35:14Thumb down.
00:35:15Let it fly.
00:35:17Ha!
00:35:17You're a natural.
00:35:19Look at that high five.
00:35:21Yeah!
00:35:22Whoa, what did we miss here?
00:35:24Your fiancé is a total angler.
00:35:27Fiancé?
00:35:28I'm sorry.
00:35:29I don't know what y'all are calling it these days.
00:35:30Um, for starters, she's my wife.
00:35:33Just like you have a wife, I have a wife.
00:35:37Oh, gentle.
00:35:38Gentle, babe.
00:35:39Well, at least someone's feeling better.
00:35:42Yeah, she just needs some time for the bleeding to stop.
00:35:45Let it sit.
00:35:46Let it sit.
00:35:46Who put the bait on for her?
00:35:48I'm telling you, she did.
00:35:49She's a regular little fisherman.
00:35:51Dang it.
00:35:51A fisherwoman.
00:35:52Yeah.
00:35:52I don't...
00:35:53Fisherperson?
00:35:53I can't keep up.
00:35:54You're fine.
00:35:55You're fine.
00:35:55Leave it.
00:35:56Here I thought my wife was on her deathbed.
00:35:58So I go off into the muck, hunting for God knows what.
00:36:02And little do I know, you two are sitting here on the beach having the time of your lives.
00:36:08Here, babe.
00:36:10I will use those later.
00:36:13Yep.
00:36:13They're going to come to it.
00:36:15It's right where you want it.
00:36:18Hold it still.
00:36:19Mm-hmm.
00:36:20All right.
00:36:21Yeah, bring in a little.
00:36:22Well, I'm just glad you're feeling better, baby.
00:36:28Me too.
00:36:29I was in a lot of pain.
00:36:31But DJ's gum really helped.
00:36:36Come again?
00:36:37DJ gave me a piece of gum, and I put a tiny piece of it on the broken tooth, and it helped
00:36:45to protect it.
00:36:47What's going on here?
00:36:49Nothing.
00:36:50Jody Cohn Jimenez?
00:36:51What?
00:36:52Nothing happened.
00:36:54I needed to cover the wound.
00:36:55It was crazy sensitive.
00:36:57I was in a lot of pain, and he gave me a tiny piece of gum, and it did the trick.
00:37:02Then why are you acting like such a weirdo?
00:37:04I'm not.
00:37:04You're the weirdo.
00:37:05Hey, DJ, I'd like a piece of gum if you have.
00:37:10I don't think there's any more gum.
00:37:14Where's the wrapper?
00:37:16I don't know.
00:37:17I threw it away.
00:37:19Where'd you throw it?
00:37:22It's in the cooler somewhere.
00:37:25Oh, my God, babe.
00:37:27It came from his mouth, okay?
00:37:29We were in crisis mode, and we didn't have a choice.
00:37:32We?
00:37:33What is he, your boyfriend now?
00:37:34Come on, babe.
00:37:35Don't come on, babe me.
00:37:37This is about the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
00:37:40We just finished a global health crisis.
00:37:42I don't care what the naysayers say.
00:37:44He's already had it a bunch of times.
00:37:46Wonderful.
00:37:47Even better.
00:37:48You're just jealous because something that was in his mouth went into mine.
00:37:53Well, yeah.
00:37:54I think he got something there.
00:37:55You took used gum from a complete stranger who can't even acknowledge that we're married,
00:38:02and you put it in your mouth, and you chewed it.
00:38:05No, I didn't chew it.
00:38:06I did not chew it.
00:38:08I just put the little piece in there to cover up the exposed part.
00:38:13Fish on.
00:38:13Snap it up.
00:38:14Snap it up.
00:38:15Drop the tip and peel it.
00:38:15Fuck.
00:38:16There's an art to it.
00:38:17You got to go up and down.
00:38:19That's right, baby.
00:38:20Work it.
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:22Up and down.
00:38:22That's right.
00:38:23Up and down.
00:38:25Up and down.
00:38:26You got to work it.
00:38:28Up and down.
00:38:28What is it?
00:38:30Oh, mangrove snapper, baby.
00:38:32She's a beaut.
00:38:35Gonna make a couple tacos out of her.
00:38:40Jesus Christ, that was my fucking dinner.
00:38:42Fuck you, dickwad.
00:38:44Fuck you first.
00:38:45Keep your hands off my wife, asshole.
00:38:47Are you kidding me?
00:38:49I got zero interest in that.
00:38:51Why?
00:38:52What's wrong with her?
00:38:53Wait, don't tell me.
00:38:55I know exactly what you are, you homophobic scumbag.
00:38:58Excuse me?
00:39:00You heard me.
00:39:01You let's go, Brandon.
00:39:03Election-denying dipshit.
00:39:05What the hell are you talking about?
00:39:07Motherfucking misogynist.
00:39:09My body.
00:39:11My rights.
00:39:12What did you tell her?
00:39:14I didn't say anything.
00:39:16You know, I don't have to listen to this psychotic bullshit.
00:39:19The second I saw the two of you, I knew you were a couple of anti-American libtards ruining my fucking country.
00:39:24You and that prissy-ass, woke-ass dog of yours.
00:39:28Your country?
00:39:29I'm just as American as you are, you supremacist fuck.
00:39:34And by the way, that attack you just made?
00:39:36Let me teach you something.
00:39:37It's called an ad hominem fallacy.
00:39:40Speak fucking English, bitch.
00:39:42It's the least you can do.
00:39:43Oh, Bubba, you just crossed a very serious line here.
00:39:48Congratulations.
00:39:49You're in hate crime territory.
00:39:52Are you getting this on camera?
00:39:53I think he was referring to the legal term you threw out there.
00:39:58I don't give a fine fuck what he was referring to.
00:40:01This piece of shit is just another angry white man, unhappy in every element of his life.
00:40:08No offense.
00:40:09He blames everyone else for his problem.
00:40:12He rejects facts.
00:40:13He rejects science.
00:40:14Why aren't you catching this on camera?
00:40:18This is heavier stuff.
00:40:20Audiences tend to go for lighter content.
00:40:23And you know what?
00:40:24You've got to stop with the fiancé bullshit.
00:40:27This is my wife, DJ.
00:40:30We're married.
00:40:31Just like you are.
00:40:33Our marriage is just as legitimate as yours.
00:40:35At least in this moment it still is.
00:40:37It is impossible to know what the fuck you people want to be called because it changes every fucking day.
00:40:44Wives and wives, DJ.
00:40:46Is that so hard?
00:40:47We're wife and wife, just like you are.
00:40:50You know what sickens me most?
00:40:53These two insurgent idiots who very well may be cousins.
00:40:57What?
00:40:58Somehow will always have a marriage that's more legitimate than ours.
00:41:03You know what sickens me?
00:41:04You people need a whole fucking month to celebrate your stupid fucking prancing around rainbow special attention bullshit.
00:41:15Give me a fucking break.
00:41:17What?
00:41:19Seriously?
00:41:20When is straight people day?
00:41:22Huh?
00:41:22When the hell is straight people day?
00:41:24Explain that one to me.
00:41:25Every fucking day is straight people day, DJ.
00:41:30Every fucking day.
00:41:34Let's go.
00:41:57Let's go.
00:41:57Let's go.
00:42:01Let's go.
00:42:16I love you.
00:42:27I love you too.
00:42:28Can I get you your sandwich?
00:42:34I am.
00:42:40How dare that clueless jackass.
00:42:43He's never had to stick his right neck out for anything.
00:42:49He doesn't even recognize his privilege.
00:42:51Titled communist.
00:42:52She has everything handed to her and it's still not good enough.
00:42:56This would be fucking nice.
00:42:58Like I would know.
00:43:06What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm gonna get us the fuck out of here.
00:43:08By calling us an Uber?
00:43:12No.
00:43:13I'm gonna hire a charter company.
00:43:15Well, and we just leave the boat here?
00:43:17Maybe they could tow us out.
00:43:19I don't know, honey.
00:43:21Okay.
00:43:22Well, what if we get Duck Dynasty to help pull us out with their boat?
00:43:26I'm sure they don't want us here either.
00:43:27I am not asking them for anything.
00:43:33Maybe we could tug them out of there.
00:43:35I mean, not to be neighborly or anything, but just to get rid of them.
00:43:40That beach's pretty good.
00:43:41Look how bad the boat's listing.
00:43:43They're not going anywhere for a while.
00:43:44I used to always judge toothless people like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:43:50Fix that shit.
00:43:52And now I'm gonna be one of them.
00:43:54You're not gonna be one of them.
00:43:55We are gonna get it fixed.
00:44:01Mmm.
00:44:03Check it out.
00:44:08Sucks to be down.
00:44:09Yes, it does.
00:44:10Buddy, you've got to eat something.
00:44:17Eat, buddy.
00:44:18Come on.
00:44:20He ate this morning.
00:44:22He's fine.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:26Of course.
00:44:28What are we supposed to do?
00:44:30Are you kidding?
00:44:31You're the one who took the online boating class.
00:44:34Yeah, but it was all crap.
00:44:35Like, how many times to honk your horn when you're going around a barge?
00:44:38Why do I feel like I have to handle everything?
00:44:41All you do is play on your phone and relax and do whatever it is you do.
00:44:45Do I look relaxed to you?
00:44:47No.
00:44:48It would just be so nice for ones to be taken care of.
00:44:52Is this because I gave the dog a piece of your sandwich?
00:44:55Where's your sandwich?
00:44:57I might have split it with DJ earlier.
00:45:04Where are the leaves?
00:45:07Babe, look.
00:45:08Look.
00:45:08I'm going to use one of those leaves that you got me.
00:45:11Oh, my God.
00:45:15You know what?
00:45:16I think they're working all right.
00:45:17I think they're actually working.
00:45:21And we're sure there's not a question in this, right?
00:45:27Would it be okay if I put the dental putty back in?
00:45:32You mean that dickwad's used gum?
00:45:35Go ahead.
00:45:36If it's okay with you, I think I'm going to cry.
00:45:51Of course.
00:45:54Thank you for letting me know.
00:45:58Yeah.
00:46:04At least the rain may get us out of here sooner.
00:46:06You're not supposed to do that.
00:46:08Do what?
00:46:11The whole toxic optimism thing.
00:46:13You're trying to talk us out of our feelings.
00:46:15You're right.
00:46:16I'm sorry.
00:46:17No, it's okay.
00:46:18Okay.
00:46:19I can't tell.
00:46:24Are you crying?
00:46:29Yeah, I am.
00:46:32What can I do?
00:46:33Maybe console me?
00:46:36I just wish that you cared about me half as much as you care about the dog.
00:46:55My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of my wife.
00:47:18She is trampling out the vintage, drinking lots of herbal light.
00:47:25Okay, I'm good.
00:47:26I'm good.
00:47:26I'm good.
00:47:27No more?
00:47:28No, I'm good.
00:47:28Are you still crying?
00:47:35Mm-hmm.
00:47:37Yeah.
00:47:37I should be eating snapper right now or that shark.
00:47:59Better yet, feminist ho-bags.
00:48:01The hell is this?
00:48:07It's a vegan burger.
00:48:09What the fuck?
00:48:10What?
00:48:11Come on.
00:48:12I saw it on that Paris cooking show.
00:48:14Are you fucking...
00:48:15You didn't even fucking try it.
00:48:17I thought you checked the weather this morning.
00:48:20I did.
00:48:21This morning.
00:48:24Well, at least the rains can cool things down.
00:48:30I wouldn't want to be them right now.
00:48:33I wouldn't want to be them ever.
00:48:34I'm going to go get them.
00:48:37Hmm.
00:48:39The hell you are.
00:48:40What?
00:48:40It's the right thing to do.
00:48:42You can stay down in your gutter right there if you want, but personally, I like to take the
00:48:46hog-bags.
00:48:47Since when?
00:48:47I thought you loved country music.
00:48:50Not today.
00:48:54Hey!
00:48:56Y'all want to come hang out here with us to the rave stop?
00:49:01No, thank you!
00:49:04I'm afraid.
00:49:05Two-person camp.
00:49:07What?
00:49:08I'm not going.
00:49:09You can.
00:49:09Oh, my God.
00:49:13Thank you so much.
00:49:21Touch yourself!
00:49:22Oh, for fuck's sake!
00:49:41Knock, knock!
00:49:42Ugh.
00:49:43Thank you for having us.
00:49:50Like a clown car in here.
00:49:51Jesus Christ.
00:50:02Bless you.
00:50:04Bless you.
00:50:05At least nobody in here has COVID.
00:50:07Stop it.
00:50:08Can I get y'all a drink or something?
00:50:22This is pretty much just beer and white cloths, but we're fine.
00:50:28Thanks.
00:50:29I'll be fine.
00:50:32Oh, no, thanks.
00:50:38What the hell's wrong with him anyway?
00:50:52He's not a huge fan of getting soaked.
00:51:08What kind of music y'all want to listen to?
00:51:33George Michael?
00:51:35What about that guy who fucked his cousin?
00:51:37Allegedly, that was Ricky Martin.
00:51:39Um, but, uh, we're going to be getting out here as soon as the rain stops next.
00:51:50Y'all are vegetarians, right?
00:51:52How would you like a delicious vegan-style hamburger?
00:51:57We're not vegans or vegetarians, uh, thank you very much.
00:52:01But at least she made you a sandwich.
00:52:04My wife gave my sandwich to the dog.
00:52:07More toxic optimism, babe.
00:52:13Jesus.
00:52:14Sorry, Genesis!
00:52:17Y'all into the Bible?
00:52:19She's our therapist.
00:52:20When you tell someone to look at the bright side, you're actually discounting their feelings.
00:52:24How do you have a signal?
00:52:25She doesn't need it for that.
00:52:26Boy, have they got her number.
00:52:27The money she spends on that game.
00:52:28Oh, yeah, and who makes that money?
00:52:30The waste.
00:52:31And you spend more than your fair share of money on bullshit.
00:52:35So sweet.
00:52:36Speak of the devil.
00:52:37Oh, we're fine, thanks.
00:52:37Does my patriotism offend you?
00:52:38Not at all.
00:52:39I love Michael.
00:52:40Huh.
00:52:41You know, she really does.
00:52:42Why does that surprise you?
00:52:43I'm somehow less of American than you?
00:52:44I'm somehow less of American than you are.
00:52:45I'm not.
00:52:46I'm not.
00:52:47I'm not.
00:52:48My bad.
00:52:49I'm not.
00:52:50I'm not.
00:52:55I'm not.
00:52:57You're so sweet.
00:52:58Speak of the devil.
00:52:59Oh, we're fine.
00:53:00Thanks.
00:53:01Does my patriotism offend you?
00:53:03Not at all.
00:53:04I love Michael.
00:53:07Huh.
00:53:08You know, she really does.
00:53:12Why does that surprise you?
00:53:13Are you somehow less of American than you are?
00:53:17Nicotine or cannabis?
00:53:28Who's asking?
00:53:33Jesus Christ, JJ, turn your head.
00:53:36It's not COVID.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:39You still cover your fucking mouth.
00:53:42Super Lemon Hades.
00:53:45It's weed.
00:53:47Right, it's, it's DJ's Pepe.
00:53:52You suck.
00:53:54Babe!
00:53:55What?
00:53:56How do you use this thing anywhere?
00:53:58You just put it in your mouth and suck it.
00:54:01Should I wipe it off first?
00:54:04Your spit's already been in my wife's mouth.
00:54:06I think we're good.
00:54:07I don't think you should be doing that.
00:54:09Okay, Mom.
00:54:10No, come on.
00:54:11You know what I'm talking about.
00:54:13What?
00:54:14You think I'm going to get high all the time now?
00:54:17Yeah?
00:54:20Jesus Christ.
00:54:23Atta girl.
00:54:24She's got major beheading issues.
00:54:27Fuck off.
00:54:30I'm sorry what you do.
00:54:33Oh, okay.
00:54:35Look at us all smoking in peace, Pike.
00:55:02Babe.
00:55:02What did I do now?
00:55:04That's so offensive.
00:55:05Isn't it?
00:55:07See, now what the fuck is so offensive about that?
00:55:10It's only been in about a million movies and TV shows.
00:55:14That's DJ's excuse for everything.
00:55:16If he sees it on TV, then it's got to be okay.
00:55:18I know it's a trope.
00:55:20I was just being ironic.
00:55:22And besides, I can say that.
00:55:25Because I'm part Native American.
00:55:26Really?
00:55:28Mm-hmm.
00:55:29Mm-hmm.
00:55:30Most Mexicans are at least 20% Native American.
00:55:34Hmm.
00:55:34I did not know that.
00:55:36The things one learns when stuck on a deserted island.
00:55:39Ow.
00:55:44Ow.
00:55:45Oh, my God.
00:55:46Oh, my God.
00:55:48Ow.
00:55:49Ow.
00:55:53We're just having fun here.
00:55:55So it's fun when you say so, but otherwise not so much.
00:55:59Womp, womp.
00:56:01Why are you such a party pooper?
00:56:02So, DJ, the ganja's your thing?
00:56:07I'll say.
00:56:10I think it's important to have an outlet.
00:56:13Here we go.
00:56:14DJ's weed playlist.
00:56:23Liz isn't so great at dealing with reality, either.
00:56:26You're not.
00:56:27She likes to call it focusing on the positive,
00:56:29but really, it's sweeping everything under the rug.
00:56:37Potato, potato.
00:56:41Oh, my God.
00:56:42I think I know why I pick on you.
00:56:44Why?
00:56:45Oh, you're going to love it.
00:56:47Because you're so happy all the time, and I'm not.
00:56:51And it pisses me off because I want to be,
00:56:53and I try to be,
00:56:55and then I get more upset
00:56:56because I feel like there's something wrong with me.
00:56:58Oh, my God, sweetheart.
00:57:02I'm not happy, either.
00:57:04You're not.
00:57:06Nope.
00:57:07It's just a show.
00:57:09I'm just completely covering for all my pains.
00:57:12Oh, my God, babe, I knew it.
00:57:14All along deep down, I knew it.
00:57:17Oh.
00:57:19Oh, my miserable self loves you.
00:57:21You remind me of, um...
00:57:29What's her bucket?
00:57:31Ellen.
00:57:32Yes!
00:57:33That's it!
00:57:34How'd you know?
00:57:36We're both lesbians.
00:57:37Yes!
00:57:38Hey, what are you doing?
00:57:50Damn.
00:57:54So tell me, DJ,
00:58:00why is it that you feel the need to check out?
00:58:02I'll give you my reasons,
00:58:04but tell me yours first.
00:58:06Hmm.
00:58:07That's an excellent question.
00:58:09I never really thought about it before.
00:58:13I guess it's because my life
00:58:16didn't turn out how I thought it would.
00:58:18I played baseball in high school.
00:58:22Our son Gavin plays baseball.
00:58:24What position?
00:58:25Babe, let him finish.
00:58:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:58:28I just got excited.
00:58:29Please continue, DJ.
00:58:30And you know what?
00:58:31I'm sorry that I picked on you.
00:58:33Please continue being excited.
00:58:36Deej?
00:58:39I pitched.
00:58:40That's all there is to it.
00:58:41I think I thought I was better
00:58:43than I probably was.
00:58:44I bet you were great.
00:58:46I can tell.
00:58:46Well, Williamson College of the Trades
00:58:48wanted me.
00:58:49For baseball?
00:58:51It's in Pennsylvania.
00:58:53Good for you.
00:58:54But then he went and got
00:58:55his practice wife pregnant.
00:58:57Tale as old as time.
00:58:59She wasn't my practice wife at the time.
00:59:00We got married after that.
00:59:05What happens to a dream different?
00:59:09Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun?
00:59:13Or fester and then run?
00:59:17Babe?
00:59:18What?
00:59:19I'm just trying to relate.
00:59:21Is that what that was?
00:59:23Are you?
00:59:24Yeah.
00:59:25Liz went to Stanford.
00:59:27Who cares?
00:59:31I studied comparatively before law school,
00:59:33so sue me.
00:59:34So, DJ, is that why you...
00:59:37Because you didn't get to play college baseball
00:59:45like you hoped?
00:59:46Junior college baseball.
00:59:48Hey, we're not gonna start somewhere.
00:59:52It makes a lot of sense.
00:59:55I've never thought about it that way before.
00:59:57Uh, it's pretty basic shit, boo.
00:59:59You're not happy.
01:00:01You numb out.
01:00:01Case closed.
01:00:03What?
01:00:04You thought you smoked your way out of the Navy
01:00:06because you were so thrilled with your life?
01:00:09I got a zero-tolerance policy.
01:00:12I didn't have any follow-through on that one either.
01:00:16This life business ain't easy, compadre.
01:00:20Sometimes it feels like everybody's winning but me.
01:00:22It feels really good to face this shit.
01:00:39You know, I have spent all my life
01:00:43people-pleasing, trying to make everyone else happy,
01:00:48and it is absolutely exhausting.
01:00:53Well, then why do you do it?
01:00:54Because I'm deathly afraid of conflict.
01:00:57You could have fooled me.
01:01:00So I had a tough mom
01:01:01who had way too many expectations of me,
01:01:04and I spent so much time
01:01:06trying to make her happy
01:01:07and win her approval.
01:01:09And that was never gonna happen
01:01:10because she hated you for being gay.
01:01:12That's right, she did.
01:01:14Man, that's gonna suck.
01:01:16I mean, not only were you Mexican,
01:01:17I still am.
01:01:20Right, so you're still Mexican,
01:01:22and then you're also this other thing.
01:01:25Gay, you can say it.
01:01:27Gay.
01:01:28And then you got your whole family turning on you.
01:01:32And of course my mom had to die
01:01:34like a couple years ago,
01:01:35but now I can never make it right with her.
01:01:39That fucking blows.
01:01:41What if you don't need to make it right
01:01:47with your dead mom?
01:01:49What if you just need to make it right with you
01:01:52in here?
01:02:00What is that?
01:02:02It's the ASL sign for I love you.
01:02:05God, are you people deaf too?
01:02:07No.
01:02:10I'm just feeling happy
01:02:12and emotional and connected with you.
01:02:17You are so fucking high, babe.
01:02:20I am.
01:02:21I really am.
01:02:25Hey, Jody.
01:02:26Hmm?
01:02:27You're a wonderful wife most of the time.
01:02:31Thank you for putting up with all my crap.
01:02:33Oh.
01:02:34And I put up with your crap too.
01:02:37Yeah, but it's not a competition, babe.
01:02:41I put up with so much from you.
01:02:42Oh my God.
01:02:43I don't want to hear it.
01:02:46Hey.
01:02:48You and me are the only males here, buddy.
01:02:52We are stuck on an island
01:02:53with a bunch of angry Karen.
01:02:55Oh, thank you.
01:02:57Karen?
01:02:58I'm not a Karen.
01:02:59That makes no sense.
01:03:00Hey, give me five.
01:03:01Here you go.
01:03:02Give me a little five.
01:03:02I'm a lesbian and a Latina.
01:03:04Welcome to my world.
01:03:06And what about you, Ams?
01:03:08What's your story?
01:03:09Uh, I don't know.
01:03:11My childhood was normal enough, I guess.
01:03:14I heard worse.
01:03:16Come on.
01:03:18What is normal anyway?
01:03:21What are your goals and dreams?
01:03:24What gets you out of bed in the morning?
01:03:27That shit's just a time suck.
01:03:29And it's just setting you up for disappointment.
01:03:33Well, look how great your life turned out anyway.
01:03:36You're happily married.
01:03:38You've got wonderful kids and grandkids.
01:03:40You admit them.
01:03:42I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to do anyway?
01:03:44Get married and have babies?
01:03:47I mean, what else the hell is there?
01:03:48Whatever you want.
01:03:50Life is what you make of it.
01:03:51Yeah, okay.
01:03:53Pollyanna.
01:03:54Jesus.
01:04:00That sounds like an awful lot.
01:04:06Bravo.
01:04:08Encore.
01:04:08Encore.
01:04:09Oh, of course.
01:04:09She had you guys, didn't she?
01:04:11Did you fall for all her woe-is-me bullshit?
01:04:15I used to.
01:04:16My mama left us.
01:04:17My daddy beat on us.
01:04:19And then there's the one she'll tell you that I made her give up the baby.
01:04:24But she didn't want it either.
01:04:25That's not true.
01:04:27I would have kept it if the situation was better.
01:04:29Not having any money or because we were married to other people?
01:04:33Both.
01:04:33That's a load of crap and you know it.
01:04:36I didn't want it.
01:04:37You didn't want it.
01:04:39Neither of us did.
01:04:40Let's see if the rain's let up.
01:04:50Nope.
01:05:00So wait a minute.
01:05:03If you had an abortion, which I am in no way judging you for, I'm pro-choice if you could have guessed.
01:05:11Not that I advocate killing babies.
01:05:14It's just that I think everyone should have the choice.
01:05:16My point is, why are you anti-abortion now?
01:05:21Who says they are, babe?
01:05:22Oh, we are.
01:05:24Both of you?
01:05:26So how can you be against it when you guys went through it yourselves?
01:05:31Well, it's just like you said.
01:05:33We're against it because we went through it.
01:05:35I don't think a day goes by that I don't think about that baby and what he could have been.
01:05:40Or she.
01:05:41And what my life might have been like with them in it.
01:05:44Look at you all gender-inclusive.
01:05:49Them?
01:05:50What?
01:05:56Let me give you a hug.
01:05:57I'm not a hugger.
01:05:58Are you sure?
01:06:07You're not filming this, are you?
01:06:10Um, yeah, but it's for Genesis.
01:06:12I think she'd be really proud of you.
01:06:15Tell me you didn't do anything with that video of me singing and dancing.
01:06:19I did, uh, try to do a live broadcast, but I didn't have reception.
01:06:24So you deleted it, correct?
01:06:27Correct.
01:06:28Now, don't get any ideas here, Amber.
01:06:36I already told you I don't eat pussy.
01:06:39Oh, that's right.
01:06:40Oh, holy shit.
01:06:43Longest two hours of my life.
01:06:58Tell me about it.
01:07:10No humping mommy, buddy.
01:07:16Good job, babe.
01:07:20On three, ready?
01:07:21One, two, three.
01:07:22Give it some power.
01:07:23Hang on, hang on.
01:07:24Are you trimmed down?
01:07:24Are you trimmed down?
01:07:25Good job, babe.
01:07:37On three, ready?
01:07:39One, two, three.
01:07:40Give it some power.
01:07:41Whoa!
01:07:43Hang on, hang on.
01:07:44Are you trimmed down?
01:07:55Okay.
01:07:56Mash it.
01:07:57Really mash it.
01:08:02There you go.
01:08:03One more!
01:08:04What are you fucking talking about?
01:08:07Yes!
01:08:08Woo!
01:08:09Woo!
01:08:10Woo!
01:08:11Woo!
01:08:16Baby, do we have everything?
01:08:18Yes, babe.
01:08:19Well, thank you so much for helping us get out of here.
01:08:22Oh, it was our pleasure.
01:08:24And thank you so much for harboring us during the storm.
01:08:27That part was not our pleasure.
01:08:29Well, it was real nice meeting y'all.
01:08:32You too.
01:08:34You're just a normal couple.
01:08:36Like, you have fights and hold grudges,
01:08:39and you're just as miserable as we are.
01:08:41That's right, we are.
01:08:42Babe!
01:08:43What?
01:08:44Let's get out of here before it gets dark.
01:08:46Oh, okay.
01:08:49Should we exchange numbers or Insta or...
01:08:52Oh, no, I'm sure we'll run into y'all hair again.
01:08:55How about another hug?
01:08:56Oh, nope.
01:08:57I'll give you one.
01:09:00Hope you know you are my favorite squaw.
01:09:05DJ.
01:09:06What?
01:09:07I'm just complimenting her in her own language.
01:09:09I knew you were.
01:09:10And you're my favorite cracker.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:13Got it.
01:09:14Bye, you guys.
01:09:15Bye.
01:09:16Y'all be careful.
01:09:17Okay.
01:09:18Good luck with you, too.
01:09:19Oh, thank you so much.
01:09:20We'll let you know how it goes.
01:09:22Pepe.
01:09:23Pepe, come here, come here.
01:09:26You got it, babe?
01:09:27Yeah.
01:09:28All right, I got you.
01:09:29Be careful.
01:09:30I got it.
01:09:31I got it.
01:09:32I got it.
01:09:33I got it.
01:09:34I got you.
01:09:35I got you.
01:09:36All right.
01:09:37There they go.
01:09:39Well, that was exhausting.
01:09:54Tell me about it.
01:09:55I thought we were bad.
01:10:06I need a beer.
01:10:08I'll be right back.
01:10:18That was a lot.
01:10:22It's so easy to forget that we all come from the same place.
01:10:26But there's something about being out here on the water.
01:10:29It's a big reminder.
01:10:31Okay, Yoda.
01:10:33Seriously.
01:10:34We're all essentially the same.
01:10:36We're all hurting and angry.
01:10:39We all want something we can't have.
01:10:41And we're all looking for a means to escape.
01:10:43But thank God we're not them.
01:10:45Amen to that.
01:10:47Jesus Christ.
01:10:48Yeah.
01:10:49Yeah.
01:10:50God.
01:10:51Fuck you!
01:10:52We should probably get that.
01:10:53There you go, babe.
01:10:54Okay.
01:10:55Got it?
01:10:56Got it?
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02Yeah.
01:11:034 o'clock.
01:11:044 o'clock.
01:11:054.30.
01:11:06No, 3.30.
01:11:07I got it.
01:11:08Can you get closer?
01:11:09Jesus, babe.
01:11:10Come on.
01:11:11Get it down.
01:11:12You got it, babe.
01:11:13Babe, come on.
01:11:14Get it down.
01:11:15You got it, babe.
01:11:16Babe, come on.
01:11:17Get closer.
01:11:18Alright, fuck it.
01:11:19Fuck it.
01:11:20Fuck it.
01:11:21Fuck it.
01:11:22Fuck it.
01:11:23Fuck it.
01:11:24Alright.
01:11:25Fuck it.
01:11:26Fuck it.
01:11:27Okay.
01:11:28All right.
01:11:29Come on!
01:11:30Put it, get it down.
01:11:32You got it, babe.
01:11:33Babe, come on!
01:11:34Get closer!
01:11:36All right, fuck it.
01:11:37Fuck it.
01:11:38Fuck Gary.
01:11:40How's the tooth?
01:11:42Fine!
01:11:57Get the dog, get the dog!
01:11:58I got the dog!
01:12:01Hey!
01:12:02Jesus, babe, slow down!
01:12:05Why aren't the bumpers out?
01:12:06You didn't tell me to put the bumpers out!
01:12:08How many times have we done this?
01:12:10Too many!
01:12:12All right.
01:12:26Hey!
01:12:27Does my chest look red?
01:12:30Shit, maybe.
01:12:31fucking sarah sarah
01:12:36fuck
01:12:37fuck
01:12:40put any of that shit near your face
01:12:48i don't know i might have smelled it to make sure what it was
01:12:54jesus christ amber what it was it was an accident
01:12:59which hand means money's coming in i forget
01:13:04could you leave it in something else what's that baby is your tooth acting up again
01:13:09oh my god oh my god what are you doing i am taking you to the er
01:13:18he's not coming with us
01:13:22and i'm not going
01:13:29what it was a gift
01:13:30who are they
01:13:32he's urgent care
01:13:43mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of my wife
01:13:50you need to call 911 for that now
01:13:53how about strife
01:13:54i have chosen to still love her though she causes me much strife
01:14:03what about knife
01:14:06i have opted for death by a thousand gods with a butter knife
01:14:17that's not funny
01:14:18there's too many syllables
01:14:21what about blife
01:14:24that's not a word
01:14:26something with pro-life
01:14:30what about this
01:14:41oh my god
01:14:47oh my god
01:15:54Good boy, buddy.
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