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00:00is cocaine a stronger uh oh yeah up yeah yeah yeah so you're way up with cocaine more than

00:08anything else you can okay i'll turn you into a damn owl homie you know what i'm saying it'll

00:12you'll be you'll be out on your own porch you know yeah what's the most dangerous place to be around

00:18here here uh i'd say every every area of london literally every area is sketchy uh i love that

00:27the nice areas are sketchy the bad areas are sketchy but you just have to not do stupid

00:32shit and y'all's robberies all have clues and stuff that's what i like about london clues kamala is a

00:38very low iq person i think anybody that runs for president should take they should give him tests

00:43and it's not an age thing some of your greatest leaders they were in their 70s and their 80s i

00:47think you should take cognitive tests they say it's unconstitutional i think kamala should have

00:51a test because there's something missing there's something wrong with her when i sit down for six

00:56hours and i try not to pee which is lucky that i have good experience doing the podcast because

01:00i'm used to like holding my piss for three hours but that's about my limit so i always have to pee

01:04at least once or twice ride that bag baby you know i like riding that bag hard though sometimes like

01:10also i'm drinking like monster energy drinks sometimes which are like piss magnets yeah yeah

01:16they're delicious but they make you want to pee make you want to beat your wife too dude i've seen a

01:20lot of dudes drinking monster that you know they're going home to punch it's just awfully good

01:25that someone with the temperament of donald trump is not in charge of the law in our country

01:31because you'd be in jail secretary clinton

01:37i can't believe you've never had a cup of coffee never you want some no your whole life

01:42i've never had coffee no did you just tea never coffee no one ever offered you a cup of coffee

01:48you never went to starbucks no for tea or some donuts i'm so addicted all the drugs i did you

01:54think coffee would be nothing yeah the whales are washing up on shore right so in 50 years they had

02:01one whale come ashore now they had like 18 come in the last year what is the what is happening with

02:07the whales i've read about this well they say that the wind drives them crazy you know it's a vibration

02:11because you have those you know those things that 50 story building seven right and they're super

02:16sensitive to vibration you can't even do cocaine in this country anymore you know and that seems like

02:22a crazy thing to say and don't say it don't say that i said but i said it but but yeah but don't

02:29say that anymore i'm gonna steal that line after the election though and i i'm your dad i'm your son okay

02:36hey dan no no do it sorry just do it like me you don't have to have an asian accent i don't know what

02:47country obama thought we were gonna go to war i said what's the biggest problem he said north korea

02:52but i got a call and it was from him meaning his people they wanted to meet he said uh i have a red

02:57button on my desk i said i have a red button also but mine's bigger than yours and mine works i like how

03:03you call them little rocket man i said i said yeah a little rocket i said little rocket man you're

03:07gonna burn in hell and it was a rough oh so rough that people were worried this is crazy eating a

03:11banana and putting a banana in a blender is two different things i did not know that one day i was

03:16making one of those aleo type protein i said let me put a banana in this mother i'm like damn this is

03:20delicious i'm on to something i gained weight that way from the banana you blend the banana it's eight

03:25points what when you eat a banana it's who gots what country is the easiest to smoke weed in

03:30amsterdam that's the easiest right yes sir well then they're kind of it's part of the tourism

03:36industry it really is the coffee shop yeah we used to be the tourism industry of vancouver

03:42vancouver was the did you just float out the idea of getting rid of income taxes and replacing it with

03:49tariffs well okay we serious about that yeah sure but why not because we ready our country was the

03:55richest in the eight relatively in the 1880s and 1890s a president who was assassinated named mckinley

04:03he was the tariff king and then around in the early 1900s they switched over stupidly to frankly

04:08an income tax and you know why because countries were putting a lot of pressure in america we don't

04:12want to pay tariffs please don't you know they believe me they control our politicians holy he said

04:19what even as we are a nation of immigrants we're also a nation of laws undocumented workers broke our

04:24immigration laws and i believe that they must be held accountable especially those who may be

04:28dangerous if you're a criminal you'll be deported if you plan to enter the u.s illegally your chances

04:34of getting caught and sent back just went up the actions i'm taking are not only lawful they're the

04:38kinds of actions taken by every single republican president and every single democratic president

04:43for the past half century i'm donald trump and i approve this message holy he said what you know i

04:51confronted kim jong-un and all of a sudden i got a call he said i have a red button on my desk meaning

04:56a nuclear button i said i have a red button on my desk too but it's bigger and stronger than yours

05:01and mine works and they said whoa nobody's ever talked to us that way

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