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  • 7/9/2025
Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their | dG1fUnNUS3J1UlIyclk
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00:00New Line Cinema presents
00:11An awesome, ripping, totally stoked
00:14Get on with it
00:16New movie
00:16Surf Ninjas
00:18It's the story of these kids
00:21Who get booted from their country by this evil dude
00:24That was then
00:25Now they're growing up in L.A.
00:30Moto surf
00:31And their life's one major vacation
00:33Just got a waxy old manned wave friction reducing vehicle
00:37Surfboard
00:38But some gnarly ninjas give them a blast from their past
00:44Those boys die tonight
00:46So they gotta split with their one-eyed guru
00:51And go back and save their country
00:53Which is cool
00:57Cause they meet this mystery babe
00:59Wanna go to the mall sometime?
01:01And like, one dude gets superpowers
01:03One can see the future in his Sega game
01:07And one, well, one's a gate
01:10There's dynamite here
01:11Well throw it at him
01:12I got one
01:15One too, dudes
01:16And now, they gotta fight the righteous fight
01:19Brothers don't serve
01:20Defeat the evil dude
01:22And basically kick some
01:26You gotta see
01:28Surf Ninjas
01:30I love the part when I was like
01:32Sorry

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