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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:26Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:49What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But...
00:01:55But...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:14So, I tell him.
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:56Oh, damn it.
00:03:03Shit.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, you're chowing my sorrows, you?
00:03:14Hey.
00:03:15Do you want me to grab a drink?
00:03:17Sure.
00:03:18It looks fun.
00:03:23How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:26Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky spray?
00:03:33Pinky spray.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:42Pinky spray?
00:03:44Pinky spray.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56Oh, what about work?
00:03:58I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02You're our biggest client.
00:04:03Mm.
00:04:05No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13That's cool.
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:23What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to
00:05:23I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:46I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:50I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:06:00I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:02Thanks.
00:06:04I think.
00:06:07Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:13Friends forever?
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:23Friends forever.
00:06:25I'll be right back.
00:06:30I'll be right back.
00:06:32Oh my God.
00:06:33Let's go.
00:07:03Let's go.
00:07:33Let's do that again.
00:07:40Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know. What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:10What? No.
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fox.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:27But still.
00:08:31Sex without strings.
00:08:34You do you, I do me.
00:08:37And we do each other.
00:08:42Interesting.
00:08:50Okay.
00:08:50Sold.
00:08:54And benefits.
00:08:55And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:23Hello, ladies.
00:09:31Asher?
00:09:35You two know each other?
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38Uh, we know each other from college.
00:09:42He's one of my best friends.
00:09:43What are you doing here?
00:09:45He's here to see my father.
00:09:47Wait, what?
00:09:48Daddy owns the company.
00:09:50I know.
00:09:51I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:54Clearly.
00:09:56Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later.
00:09:59You too.
00:10:05Oh, what a man.
00:10:17What's this?
00:10:18Article one.
00:10:29Nobody knows.
00:10:31It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:33Good point.
00:10:37At a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:39Article three.
00:10:42Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:44Agreed.
00:10:46Article four.
00:10:53Article five.
00:10:56Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:10:59the agreement is over.
00:11:01I don't like that one.
00:11:04Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:08Fine.
00:11:11And finally.
00:11:17Friends first.
00:11:19Friends first.
00:11:20Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:44Let's see.
00:12:20No, I think the wife did it, and I think you're insane.
00:12:29No, you do, too.
00:12:32Stop it.
00:12:38Will you go out with me?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41On a date.
00:12:43Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:46A real one.
00:12:48No.
00:12:50What?
00:12:56I mean, no, the contract.
00:12:58Forget the contract.
00:13:00No, friends first.
00:13:01Remember?
00:13:03Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:10Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:27Friends first?
00:13:35Friends first.
00:13:36Friends first.
00:13:36So, see you at seven tonight?
00:13:48Yes, you will.
00:13:48He asked me out.
00:14:04He asked me out.
00:14:05Breathe, Beth.
00:14:07Breathe.
00:14:07I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:09On Asher?
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12He asked you out?
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15On a date?
00:14:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:17Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:19Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:20You can give me some tips.
00:14:22Oh.
00:14:24Um.
00:14:26Yeah, okay.
00:14:27I gotta go.
00:14:28I'm getting a mani-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:30I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:34Bye.
00:14:44Where was he born?
00:14:45Philadelphia.
00:14:47Philadelphia.
00:14:48Uh, favorite food?
00:14:51Um.
00:14:53He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:14:56Oh.
00:14:57Hot fudge sundae.
00:14:58I like your pen.
00:15:01I've never seen that color before.
00:15:02Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:04It's my favorite color.
00:15:05Heliotrope purple.
00:15:07Cool.
00:15:08What about sports?
00:15:11Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:13On your date.
00:15:15I can't do that.
00:15:16If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:17he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:21Marry?
00:15:22You got a problem with that?
00:15:28Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:33Me and Asher?
00:15:35No.
00:15:37No, no, no.
00:15:37Never.
00:15:38Please.
00:15:39No.
00:15:40No, no, no.
00:15:40Never.
00:15:41Please.
00:15:42We're friends.
00:15:44We're best friends.
00:15:46Good.
00:15:47By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:49Where'd you get it?
00:15:50Oh, Mason's.
00:15:51On third.
00:15:52It's super cute.
00:15:54Okay, let's carry on.
00:15:55Uh, siblings?
00:16:00And being an only child.
00:16:03I was an only child as well.
00:16:04Really?
00:16:05Cool.
00:16:07Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:08my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:11I was born in Philly.
00:16:13Shut up.
00:16:14It's my favorite city.
00:16:16Where was the school?
00:16:17Um, I, uh, uh, can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:29How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:33That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:39I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:42I had a wonderful time.
00:16:49I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:52That would be great.
00:16:55Good night.
00:16:58Oh, my.
00:17:00Okay, thank you.
00:17:04Listen.
00:17:06I should really head out.
00:17:10Uh, take care.
00:17:11Why don't you come up?
00:17:14And I will fuck you.
00:17:16It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:18Oh, my God.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:20Oh, my God.
00:17:21Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:24Why?
00:17:25Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:29I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:31No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:33It's just...
00:17:35Sex ruins everything.
00:17:38Let's wait.
00:17:39So, it can be perfect.
00:17:43Yeah?
00:17:46Yes.
00:17:50Okay.
00:17:52Toodles.
00:17:59Breath?
00:18:01It was nice.
00:18:03We have a lot in common.
00:18:04Are you jealous?
00:18:11No.
00:18:15Did you, um...
00:18:18Did you sleep together?
00:18:20No.
00:18:21But not...
00:18:22She's an animal.
00:18:27Oh, God.
00:18:28Stop it.
00:18:29Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:34So, you don't?
00:18:35Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:37I want to wait.
00:18:38Just in case she is the one.
00:18:41You never know.
00:18:42I'm never getting married.
00:18:53I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:58Oh?
00:19:00You do you?
00:19:02To each his own.
00:19:04Agreed.
00:19:04Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:06Maybe.
00:19:06Give it back.
00:19:07Give it back.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:09Mm-mm.
00:19:09It's not fun.
00:19:12It's my strawberry.
00:19:13Alright.
00:19:19That was rude.
00:19:38You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:57You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:00True love does not exist.
00:20:03You will only get hurt.
00:20:05He is your friend.
00:20:06Don't blow it.
00:20:09Friendship first.
00:20:11Leanne Lamont,
00:20:12you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:17True love does not exist.
00:20:19You will only get hurt.
00:20:21He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:26Friendship first.
00:20:29Leanne Lamont.
00:20:29Hey.
00:20:51Hey.
00:21:00Shit.
00:21:02I'm so sorry.
00:21:03My bad. My fault.
00:21:06Hang on.
00:21:09You got a tissue?
00:21:14Here.
00:21:15Let me.
00:21:15Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:18Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:21Hey, Asher.
00:21:23Eric.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28Well, see you guys later.
00:21:33Here.
00:21:38I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:40I'm Eric.
00:21:41That was fun.
00:21:52Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:21:57Both.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:00He's a player.
00:22:02So what?
00:22:04Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:06No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:09Oh, my God.
00:22:11Are you jealous?
00:22:13No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:14Why would I be jealous?
00:22:15We're friends with benefits.
00:22:17Remember?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:21You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:22Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:24You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:29I can handle myself.
00:22:32Yeah, fine.
00:22:32Be that way.
00:22:37You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:39Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:46Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:22:54Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:22:59Maybe I will.
00:23:03Yes.
00:23:09That's me.
00:23:15Oh, my God.
00:23:20I'm Eric.
00:23:28What are you doing here?
00:23:31Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:35That's for Eric.
00:23:37Yes.
00:23:39They're nice.
00:23:46Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:23:51I was out of line.
00:23:52No.
00:23:54No, I was out of line.
00:23:59I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:03Oh, my God.
00:24:05Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:09Friends forever.
00:24:14Friends forever.
00:24:18Dinner later?
00:24:20Sounds awesome.
00:24:21Someone's on a good mood.
00:24:42Oh, it's just...
00:24:44I'm just so happy.
00:24:46You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:24:52I think he could be the one.
00:24:55Oh.
00:24:56I think I'm falling in love.
00:24:58You've only just started dating.
00:25:01Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:12That's us.
00:25:14You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:19He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:22I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:27Oh.
00:25:28No.
00:25:29I don't know.
00:25:30I just want him to be happy.
00:25:32By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:34It's so unique.
00:25:36What color is it?
00:25:38Paris pink.
00:25:39I love it.
00:25:41Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:43Toodles.
00:25:43Why are you so down?
00:25:54What's wrong?
00:25:57Nothing.
00:25:59Famous last words.
00:26:01Is it attic?
00:26:04Of course not.
00:26:06How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:08She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:11Yeah, you never know.
00:26:13Give me your hand.
00:26:17I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:19Come on.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:21Okay.
00:26:23This is your lifeline.
00:26:26It's long.
00:26:27You have a nice, long life.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:31This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:34Mm-hmm.
00:26:35And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:40And this is your love line.
00:26:46So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:26:51But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:26:54You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:19Great idea.
00:27:20This is your life.
00:27:39You've got a great idea.
00:27:41I don't know.
00:28:11It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:16Do you have a key?
00:28:21One second.
00:28:27Oh, nice trick.
00:28:37Right?
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:39Who is that?
00:28:41I have no idea.
00:28:43Hello?
00:28:44Your front door was unlocked.
00:28:46My front door!
00:28:50My front door!
00:28:51Oh, sorry.
00:28:52What?
00:28:53What?
00:28:54What?
00:28:55What?
00:28:56What?
00:28:57What?
00:28:58What?
00:28:59What?
00:29:00What?
00:29:01What?
00:29:02What?
00:29:03What?
00:29:04What?
00:29:05I brought the dough!
00:29:08That's...
00:29:17How could you?
00:29:24Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:26Oh, fuck, what have I done?
00:29:30What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:32Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:44Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:46I'm leaving. I'm getting dressed, I'm going.
00:29:49I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:50I'm sorry, okay? You didn't do anything.
00:29:52It was me. I fucked up.
00:29:55You said it wasn't serious.
00:29:56It wasn't. It isn't. It doesn't matter.
00:29:58I fucked up. Whatever it is.
00:30:00It was. I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:06I guess it's time for us to end this
00:30:07friends with benefits thing.
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:21Friends first?
00:30:22That's first.
00:30:42Hey, Beth.
00:30:44Go away!
00:30:45I need to talk to you.
00:30:53I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:30:57You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:00No, no. It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:02It was a stupid game. Friends with benefits.
00:31:04But it's over now, okay?
00:31:05I promise.
00:31:06Do you love her?
00:31:15Of course not.
00:31:16Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:20Really?
00:31:22Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:26You and me.
00:31:26Please, give me another chance.
00:31:37I suppose.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:42Leanne, it's me again.
00:31:58Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:00I'm so confused.
00:32:02Friends forever, remember?
00:32:03Eric.
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:11I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:14I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:17I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:20Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:31I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:33What's going on?
00:32:34Are you with Leanne?
00:32:35Call me.
00:32:36Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:32:53I'll leave you alone now.
00:32:55If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:06It's Eric.
00:33:21Leave a message.
00:33:22Hey, Eric.
00:33:26I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:31Asher?
00:33:32Asher, where are you?
00:33:34Why won't you call me back?
00:33:36I know you're with her.
00:33:37You lied to me!
00:33:40Okay.
00:33:41Miss you.
00:33:42Call me.
00:33:43Bye.
00:33:48Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:53Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:01I'll call you when I can.
00:34:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:31Slow down.
00:34:37To love.
00:34:41Wait.
00:34:43Love sucks.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:45I think we've had enough.
00:34:52How about we head back to my face?
00:34:55Hmm.
00:34:58Fabulous.
00:35:00Cool.
00:35:01Easy.
00:35:02Easy.
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00:35:25Easy.
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00:35:27Easy.
00:35:28Easy.
00:35:29Easy.
00:35:30Easy.
00:35:31Easy.
00:35:32Easy.
00:35:33Easy.
00:35:34Easy.
00:35:35Easy.
00:35:36Easy.
00:35:37Easy.
00:35:38Easy.
00:35:39Easy.
00:35:40Easy.
00:35:41Easy.
00:35:42I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:05I've been aloof.
00:36:06Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:07You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:09No, that's okay.
00:36:10Just life.
00:36:11Is it Leanne?
00:36:12I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:16You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:18I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:20Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:26And would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:28No way.
00:36:29She would never.
00:36:30He's a knob.
00:36:32Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:38I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:45All right.
00:36:46We're going.
00:38:22What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:26Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:28Hey.
00:38:29Your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:33Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:34Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:36She can handle herself.
00:38:38Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:40Everyone!
00:38:41Asher.
00:38:42Look at the loser.
00:38:43It's all embarrassing.
00:38:47Fucking prick.
00:38:49Come here.
00:38:53Come on.
00:39:06There's no way, don't you?
00:39:10Hey, come on.
00:39:11Let's go.
00:39:12Let's go.
00:39:13Let's go.
00:39:13First way, super.
00:39:14What are you?
00:39:14Oh, my God.
00:39:15One's best.
00:39:16I don't know.
00:39:16You're right.
00:39:16You're right.
00:39:17You're right.
00:39:17You're right.
00:39:18You're right.
00:39:18You're right.
00:39:18All right.
00:40:19Six times?
00:40:20You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:23Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:27I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:30You're fired.
00:40:32You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:37I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:39You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:40Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:46And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53You're a terrible person.
00:41:09Shit.
00:41:10I don't know.
00:41:40I don't know.
00:42:10I don't know.
00:42:40I don't know.
00:42:42I don't know.
00:42:44I don't know.
00:42:46I don't know.
00:42:48I don't know.
00:42:50I don't know.
00:42:52I don't know.
00:42:54I don't know.
00:42:56I don't know.
00:42:58I don't know.
00:43:00I don't know.
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:06I don't know.
00:43:08I don't know.
00:43:10I don't know.
00:43:12I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:14Then how do you explain these tips?
00:43:16I don't know.
00:43:17I didn't send it.
00:43:18You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:26I'm not gonna be so stupid.
00:43:28I'm not seeing Eric.
00:43:30Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:32You're my lover.
00:43:34You're my best friend.
00:43:36Clearly not.
00:43:38I don't know.
00:43:39I don't know.
00:43:40I am not a cheater.
00:43:42I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there but if you want to break up
00:43:45over this then fine.
00:43:48I do.
00:43:52Kate.
00:44:22You don't know how it's mean.
00:44:24Good.
00:44:25The other day.
00:44:26So bad.
00:44:27Yeah.
00:44:28You didn't know.
00:44:29But I can't go down.
00:44:31Well I talk about that during their move.
00:44:32You didn't know how to organize that time.
00:44:34Because I'm behind you because it tastes execute oleagle courage.
00:44:37Just a step of07I and I know what to do.
00:44:41I don't know.
00:44:43You help me.
00:44:44You hear me?
00:44:45Then impulses.
00:44:46Going back in here because I don't want you to shut off.
00:44:48It is Moonolasori.
00:44:49Do you know who doesn't put me together?
00:44:50At least I think you ask she said you did.
00:44:51Please don't marry her. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:05I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:10A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:17They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:21You don't know it.
00:45:34You don't know.
00:45:36You got it long because it turns out that they both have the same.
00:45:46Oh my god.
00:45:51Hello!
00:46:04Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:09You're gonna love the photographer.
00:46:10He's awesome.
00:46:11I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you.
00:46:13And there's more with the doorman.
00:46:14Could you run down and grab him?
00:46:16Sure.
00:46:17Thanks.
00:46:21Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:49You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:46:51Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna wanna see you again.
00:46:55Ever.
00:47:04Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:07Effective now!
00:47:09Wait.
00:47:10What?
00:47:11Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:17Who's the source?
00:47:18Oh my god.
00:47:20Why would she do this?
00:47:25Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:29No, it's not true.
00:47:30This will ruin me.
00:47:31You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:37But you never speak to me again.
00:47:42So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:43Mr. Fallon, I swear.
00:47:46This isn't true.
00:47:47It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:49It's already in the trades.
00:47:51You're toxic, Asha.
00:47:54Nobody will touch you.
00:47:56So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:08Asher?
00:48:09Bitch.
00:48:10What?
00:48:11You're a jealous bitch.
00:48:13What are you doing?
00:48:14What are you-
00:48:15I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:17So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:20Honey?
00:48:22What are you talking about?
00:48:23I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:26Old job well done.
00:48:27Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:29Stay away from me.
00:48:32Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:35We are not friends.
00:48:38Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:41Stay away from me.
00:48:42Don't contact me.
00:48:43Don't speak to me.
00:48:44Don't look at me.
00:48:52You are dead to me.
00:49:12You are dead to me,
00:49:14I'm open to people.
00:49:15You are dead to me.
00:49:16I put all the rules in the world that I have in the world.
00:49:30You have found herself specials.
00:49:31Till you do.
00:49:33I ask her questions, lady.
00:51:35Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:51:57I didn't write this.
00:52:04Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:06It was Beth.
00:52:14Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:15It was Beth.
00:52:21She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:23Oh my God.
00:52:25Huntington's had her day.
00:52:27I just don't want him.
00:52:28Come on, come on.
00:52:31Come on, come on.
00:52:31I'm sure.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:41Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:42Beth?
00:52:43Beth?
00:52:44Beth?
00:52:49Beth?
00:53:09Beth?
00:53:10Beth?
00:53:24Beth?
00:53:26Beth?
00:53:30Beth?
00:53:36Beth?
00:53:38I don't know.
00:54:08Oh my god.
00:54:15She's insane.
00:54:17What are you doing here?
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:24You set me up.
00:54:26You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:29I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:34And I won.
00:54:35You stay away from me.
00:54:39You're insane.
00:54:44I'll scream.
00:54:45Nobody will hear you.
00:54:52Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:54:55Leanne.
00:54:56I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:01I promise, Beth.
00:55:03Okay?
00:55:04You and Asher, or...
00:55:07You're a great couple.
00:55:09He loves you.
00:55:13Why don't I just go away?
00:55:15I'll move.
00:55:17I'll quit my job.
00:55:18Just...
00:55:19Please.
00:55:20Beth.
00:55:22Don't hurt me.
00:55:24Okay?
00:55:26I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:29But you've got to go.
00:55:36I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:40But you've got to go.
00:55:42Go on.
00:55:43No.
00:55:45I can...
00:55:46I can't...
00:55:48I can't...
00:55:50Oh, my God.
00:55:50No.
00:55:54I can't.
00:55:56No.
00:55:58No.
00:56:01I can't.
00:56:02No.
00:56:04No.
00:56:09No.
00:56:10I don't know.
00:56:40Don't bother.
00:56:59That pipe's in there good.
00:57:01You're not going anywhere.
00:57:04You're crazy.
00:57:07You're never getting away with it.
00:57:09Oh, but I will.
00:57:10See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:13And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:15And when I get back...
00:57:16I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:27You bitch.
00:57:37Toodles!
00:57:40I don't know.
00:58:10I don't know.
00:58:40I don't know.
00:59:10I don't know.
00:59:12I don't know.
00:59:16No, no, no.
00:59:29Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:32Come on.
00:59:34Come on, come on.
00:59:36Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:47Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
00:59:53Stop.
00:59:54What are you doing here?
00:59:56Keep going fast.
00:59:58Keep going fast.
00:59:59What's going on, Beth?
01:00:00Security, take this woman away.
01:00:02She's clearly deranged.
01:00:04Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
01:00:05Let's go finish it.
01:00:06Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:10What?
01:00:11It's completely absurd.
01:00:12Is this true?
01:00:13Oh, she's crazy.
01:00:14Security.
01:00:15Security.
01:00:16She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:17Oh, Asher, you love me.
01:00:18We're getting married.
01:00:19We're getting married.
01:00:20Oh, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
01:00:21Let's go finish it.
01:00:22Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:28What?
01:00:29It's completely absurd.
01:00:34Is this true?
01:00:35She's crazy.
01:00:36Security!
01:00:37She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:42Oh, Asher, you love me.
01:00:46We're getting married today.
01:00:47Go, go, go!
01:00:48Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:01Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:03Beth, how could you?
01:01:05I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:07Get off me!
01:01:13I will kill you.
01:01:14I will kill you!
01:01:15I will kill you!
01:01:16I will kill you!
01:01:17I will kill you!
01:01:18I will kill you!
01:01:20I will kill you!
01:01:21I will kill me!
01:01:22I am sure.
01:01:24Oh, oh, no!
01:01:25No, no, no, no.
01:01:26I, Beth, how will you take me?
01:01:28Ashley, I will kill you!
01:01:30I will kill you!
01:01:31You will kill me!
01:01:32Hey!
01:01:33You okay?
01:01:34Hey, you okay?
01:01:38Yeah, I think so.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:42Good.
01:01:43Dad.
01:01:44Someone grab a chair.
01:01:48You okay?
01:01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:54Good.
01:01:55Dad.
01:01:56Someone grab a chair.
01:02:02Babe.
01:02:04Hey, wake up, babe.
01:02:05Baby, wake up.
01:02:07Baby.
01:02:08Hey, wake up.
01:02:09Wake up, baby.
01:02:11Leanne.
01:02:13Asher.
01:02:14Yes, it's me.
01:02:16And it's all over.
01:02:23I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:25I'm more sorry.
01:02:27You saved me.
01:02:28You're my hero.
01:02:34I'm not sure I love you.
01:02:37I love you, Lee.
01:02:44Let me help you.
01:02:45Come on.
01:02:46Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:04Will you marry me?
01:03:06Yes.
01:03:09Yes.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:10Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:18They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:21But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:25I love you, Lee.
01:03:26I love you, Lee.
01:03:26I love you, Lee.
01:03:26I love you, Lee.
01:03:27I love you, Lee.
01:03:27I love you, Lee.
01:03:27I love you, Lee.
01:03:28I love you, Lee.
01:03:28I love you, Lee.
01:03:29I love you, Lee.
01:03:29I love you, Lee.
01:03:29I love you, Lee.
01:03:30I love you, Lee.
01:03:30I love you, Lee.
01:03:30I love you, Lee.
01:03:31I love you, Lee.
01:03:31I love you, Lee.
01:03:31I love you, Lee.
01:03:32I love you, Lee.
01:03:32I love you, Lee.
01:03:33I love you, Lee.
01:03:33I love you, Lee.
01:03:33I love you, Lee.
01:03:34I love you, Lee.
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