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00:00A team of scouts have brought together some of the best college players in the country.
00:03Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne.
00:06Brodie Matthews would end you on and off deals.
00:08Please get your ass in here right now!
00:10I'll be your fake girlfriend, destroy Brodie's life, and then you get the draft spot.
00:16Is this for real?
00:18As long as it feels good.
00:19Tyler Richards' girlfriend now.
00:22You can touch me, buddy!
00:23Fuck you, man!
00:24So don't let anything distract you.
00:26Who's hungry?
00:27Tyler, do you need something?
00:29Yeah.
00:31See you.
00:59I don't like a ghost.
01:00Don't you wanna come and see?
01:04We only be one, don't we?
01:06Don't you wanna be free?
01:07I don't want to live forever.
01:10I don't want to live forever.
01:10I don't want to live forever.
01:11I don't want to live forever.
01:12on house.
01:12I don't want to live forever.
01:25Girl, I'm dying.
01:27I'm trying to transcend here.
01:29Okay, well, tell me something juicy so I can transcend this boredom.
01:35Brody and I can't stop fighting.
01:38I feel like he's pulling away.
01:41Okay, how much longer are you going to namaste with that walking red flag?
01:45Shh.
01:47Shh.
01:50The man's a whole parade.
01:55I think he's just stressed about, like, the draft camp.
02:01I mean, he loves me.
02:02He just has a hard time showing it.
02:10Oh, hell no.
02:13Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
02:16Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
02:21You blind, cheating son of a bitch!
02:24How do you know?
02:24Oh, Jesus.
02:25I'm sensing a lot of negative energy here.
02:28I'm his girlfriend.
02:30Well, X now.
02:32Okay, so maybe I went off the man into the bedroom with Al.
02:35Oops.
02:36But let's face it, babe.
02:38Aw.
02:39You and I haven't been committed in a very, very long time.
02:43Okay, okay, okay.
02:45Let's take a calming deep breath and get the heck out of here.
02:48Don't follow us, pig.
02:51You're dead to me, asshole.
02:53I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
02:55Playboys.
02:56I don't wanna be your play toy.
03:01Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?
03:07Summer is finally here at the Banting Ice House, and we're feeling hot, hot, hot.
03:30So, who's ready to make bad decisions when we're good by mid-time?
03:35You're first frat party at the Ice House without him attached to the head.
03:49You are one step closer from officially moving on from that mysteriously hot asshole.
03:54Oh, shit.
03:55Oh, shit.
03:56Did he see me?
03:58Okay.
03:59Be honest.
04:00Are they kissing?
04:01Like, does he look really into her?
04:04What's going on?
04:05Um, they're like six inches apart.
04:08I'm looking.
04:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:10Oh, Mo.
04:11I've never gotten less than an A in anything, and now my first real relationship?
04:12Straight fail.
04:13Today, I'm gonna do everything I can to forget about that rink rat.
04:14Excellent.
04:15Now let's get you laid.
04:16Excuse me, hot sir.
04:17Are you single and are you more of a brunette or a blonde?
04:43Only half the time for what is bliss.
04:46Sometimes we gotta play.
04:48Yeah.
04:49You know it's getting hot.
04:51You know we're about to drop, drop.
04:53We're about to drop, drop.
04:55We're about to drop.
04:57Is, uh, something on your mind, bro?
04:59Or, uh, someone maybe?
05:01Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne.
05:04Go ahead.
05:05I'll wait.
05:06Dude, Richards, are you crushing on Brody's girl right now?
05:09Ex-girlfriend.
05:10Word is he cheated on Abby with his fucking yogi.
05:14That absolute douche had her and cheated.
05:17Unreal.
05:18Tyler, NHL pre-draft cam starts tomorrow.
05:20Now is not the time to throw in your brand of chaos.
05:23Plus, Brody Matthews would end you on and off the ice.
05:40Okay, we know you've been skating on thin ice with all these other guys here.
05:54Just take a chance on me.
05:56All right.
05:57I'm DJ Slap Shop, but tonight I'm DJ Slap yours.
05:59I think it's better for his friends.
06:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:03Yeah, babe.
06:04Jump out in this pool of chance and breathe.
06:10Come on.
06:13Hey, she's not here for you tonight, bud.
06:14As is.
06:15Ab's is with me tonight.
06:17Whoa!
06:18Babe, I'm sorry.
06:25All I had was warm beard.
06:27You know, we have got to stop coming with these frat parties at the Ice House.
06:31We're so uncivilized.
06:33Tyler Richards, if Brody sees you talking to me...
06:36You can eat shit for what he did to you.
06:39I'd never.
06:41Sorry, I should probably...
06:43Oh, no, shit.
06:44Nope.
06:45It's okay.
06:46Keep talking.
06:52You fucking die.
06:54What?
06:55Uh, nothing.
07:00Abby!
07:06I got you.
07:11What the hell do you think you're doing with her, bud?
07:30Whatever she'll let me.
07:32You cannot talk to him.
07:34You cheated.
07:35We broke up.
07:36And now...
07:39We're dating.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Tyler Richards' girlfriend, though.
07:47Excuse me.
07:48Well, Tyler's just a puck bunny chaser.
07:50You don't got to lower your standards to get back in the abs.
07:52It's undercoming.
07:53Yeah, that's big talk.
07:54Coming from somebody who's sloppy skating landed me with a broken collarbone last season.
07:58Yeah, we'll see how well you do on the ice tomorrow with your daddy.
08:03What'd you say?
08:04Oh.
08:05Everybody knows Coach Richards is Tyler's daddy, right?
08:08That's the only reason he got invited to the draft camp.
08:10Get pucked, Brody.
08:12Tyler's record puts yours to shame.
08:14Oh, that's rigged, sweetheart.
08:17Tyler's just a little nepo baby.
08:19Hmm?
08:20Better grab a mop and start cleaning up my sloppy sex.
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25No.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:28No.
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31No.
08:32No.
08:33No.
08:34No.
08:35Come on.
08:36I'll see you on the ice, you motherfucker!
08:37Come on, motherfucker!
08:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:54Give it, give it, give it, give it to me.
09:01Give it to me.
09:03Give it to me.
09:05Give it to me.
09:07Give, give, give me, give it to me.
09:10Yeah!
09:13Look at that, boys!
09:16Day one.
09:18And welcome to our Elite camp.
09:21A team of Scouts have brought together some of the best college players in the country.
09:26Now, you're all fighting for that coveted spot in the pros.
09:32For the next two weeks, you'll be pushed harder than ever.
09:36Brutal drills.
09:38Conditioning.
09:40And I don't want any fucking excuses.
09:45It all leads to a three-on-three showcase in front of Scouts.
09:50We want to see you think back.
09:52And execute plays.
09:54Three-on-three is in hockey.
09:56It's survival.
09:57You choke, you're out.
09:59So don't let anything distract you while you're here.
10:05Who's hungry?
10:07Come on, I'm fucking hungry.
10:10You got a ticket, babe?
10:12What the fuck is she doing here?
10:14You're a little early. You can take off my skates in five minutes.
10:16No, she's here for me.
10:17Oh, shit.
10:20Okay.
10:21Cool.
10:23Whoa.
10:24What the fuck is she doing?
10:26Stop touching fucking.
10:27What the fuck is she doing?
10:28That's crazy.
10:29Fuck.
10:30Hey.
10:31So.
10:32I've been thinking.
10:33Like one of us does.
10:34I like it.
10:35The whole fake dating thing.
10:36Fake.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Brody's an asshole.
10:39He deserves all the hurt that's coming to him.
11:04He deserves all the hurt that's coming to him.
11:08And I'll help you get the draft spot.
11:10And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
11:13Well, my dream is to work in politics,
11:15so think of your pre-draft camp as my campaign trial.
11:20You take down Brody, we both win.
11:22Translation?
11:24I'll be your fake girlfriend, destroy Brody's life,
11:28and then you get the draft spot.
11:30So, where to first?
11:33The Ice House is hosting a kickoff for their elite camp
11:36at the frat house tonight.
11:38We'll be there for sure.
11:39Mmm, go for the jugular, I like it.
11:42We'll fake that so hard his head's spread.
11:46Ready?
12:03Abby!
12:10Touch!
12:10Oh
12:40Here we go
12:42We're about to go harder than a slap shot
13:00Whatever happens at the end of camp remember we're all in the same team
13:06We're brothers
13:10Right
13:12Donate the player have you made her choice and she chose me
13:14Right out of the trash right after I dumped her fucking ass
13:22Watch your fucking back richards
13:24Especially on the ice
13:26Hey by the way how's that collarbone
13:28You know what you're gonna be begging to warm my bench
13:30And if you're nice I'll let you sharpen my blades you dusty piece of shit
13:34Tell me there's no one in this world
13:36You need more than me baby
13:38Kiss my fucking ass
13:40One shot
13:42Let's go let's go
13:48You know that I won't lie
13:50I won't lie
13:52It's working
13:54He's 100% rattled
13:56So what's next?
13:58Step one break the ice break his game
14:00Brody's a control freak
14:02You have to crack him
14:04Mess with his head
14:06Your chances at pro go straight up
14:10He's watching
14:14Well
14:16Then let's give him something worth freaking out about shall we
14:18I'll make my mind hazy
14:20I know it sounds crazy
14:22But maybe we could be a thing
14:24I'll give it one shot
14:26Make it high
14:28Show me what you'll bring
14:30No, no, don't stop
14:32Talk your love
14:34Tell me what you'll make
14:36One shot, one shot to a lifetime
14:38Give you my all
14:40Yeah, yeah, one shot
14:42Make it high
14:44One shot, one shot
14:46One, don't be one
14:48One, don't be one
14:50One, don't be one
14:52One, don't be one
14:54One, don't be one
14:56One, don't be one
14:58Don't wanna be friends no more
15:00I won't run my eyes if you raise that score
15:02One, go one high
15:04Gotta shoot your shot, better make a start
15:06Give it all you got
15:08Make it last a lifetime
15:10Hey
15:12Ah, this isn't you embarrassing yourself focus on your relationship a little less
15:27Until I make it to the NHL and you pop out our kids I
15:32Loathe you in like a hot way or you
15:39Party's over Tyler's looking for you
15:41App State I'm not your dog
16:11We need one for the gram we should make this officially official Wow
16:25Brody never posted a single photo of us in almost four years of day-day
16:30I'm not him
16:32I'd have been close
16:34Okay
16:36How's that?
16:38Nah, too tame
16:40What did you have in mind?
16:42You ready?
16:44What did you have in mind?
16:46You ready?
16:47How was that?
16:48I liked it
16:49How was that?
16:50I liked it
16:51How was that?
16:52I liked it
16:53How was that?
16:54How was that?
16:55How was that?
16:56I liked it
16:57How was that?
16:59How was that?
17:00I intrinsic
17:01How was that?
17:02I liked it
17:03How was that?
17:05How was that?
17:07I'm sure
17:08You're going to go practice, are you?
17:10How was that?
17:15I liked it.
17:17Picture.
17:21I gotta go practice, right?
17:40Give me my cape, look at I'm flying away.
17:43Five star came by the cop, going main spot, going with the chariot on top.
17:47This one can't be stopped, getting them shocked.
17:50It's really like that, don't believe me just watch.
17:52Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
17:58Don't believe me just watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
18:04Get them all in.
18:05You got 30 seconds.
18:09Go!
18:10You're using Abbie to get to me?
18:20You think I'm fucking stupid, Richard?
18:22Is that a trick question?
18:25Tyler Brody, bitch, now!
18:27Listen to your daddy.
18:28I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat.
18:46Taking down my hair, got your eyes on me.
18:49You need it, you want it, but can you handle this?
18:53Step three, expose his weakness.
19:17Brody thrives off his ego.
19:19So, let's tear it apart.
19:22Copy that.
19:41Hi boys.
19:43Tyler, we're working out today, right?
19:57Yes.
19:58Like this, right?
20:02Yeah.
20:04Am I doing it right?
20:06Can you help me?
20:08Closer, closer.
20:09Okay.
20:10Feel that?
20:13Yeah.
20:14God, I swear, Tyler.
20:16You're looking huge.
20:18Bigger than I've ever seen.
20:20Abby, you need a break?
20:22No.
20:23Let's keep pushing.
20:26Damn, Brody.
20:28Sounds like you're snacking well.
20:30He's munching.
20:32Oh yeah, that's fucking funny.
20:34We'll see you next time.
20:36Oh yeah, that's fucking funny.
20:38Yeah, buddy.
20:39We'll see who's better at the end of camp, boys.
20:41Keep on laughing.
20:42Keep on laughing.
20:43I already know who's better.
20:47And bigger.
20:48Bet you.
20:49We'll do it.
20:50I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat.
20:53Taking down my hair, got your eyes on me.
20:57This lollipop is poppin'.
20:59This lollipop is poppin'.
21:01This lollipop is poppin'.
21:02Poppin', poppin', poppin'.
21:04Brr.
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