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00:00You know, I got a question. I wonder if God allowed you to wake up every day smelling exactly like your attitude.
00:07Would you even go outside? You bet not say amen.
00:11Some of y'all would literally wake up smelling like horse hiccups, cat coughs, lonely days, unfinished job applications,
00:19wet nickels, room temperature bath water, earring backs, black jelly beans, the taste of it, that's what you would smell like,
00:27alone on a dirty body, headphone cushions, every single Android phone case.
00:34I bet you'd change your attitude then. I bet your attitude wouldn't be so stank if you had to wake up smelling like it.
00:39You bet not say amen.

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