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00:00Dog, did we just teleport to Area 51?
00:02That's chocked. Let's see what they're hiding in this joint.
00:05Took the coat off, bro. It's 200 degrees, and that's a Ford Raptor.
00:09The camo boys are out.
00:11Yo, they left this thing running. Must be on a burrito break.
00:15Dog, they left clearance. We're about to slide in.
00:17Yo, this thing won a facial scan. My girl don't even do that.
00:21But this badge, this badge gets us in.
00:24Dog, we just drove into Area 51. Nobody stopped us.
00:28This is actually happening.
00:30Ain't no way burritos bought us this much time.
00:33Yo, that read?
00:35Yeah, probably. Bro, never knows how to chill.
00:37This is deeper than we've ever been. We gotta stay low.
00:40They didn't even look. They think we're cleared.
00:44Yo, this hangar isn't on Google Earth. I checked. It's just a blur patch, bro.
00:48If a little green dude pops out of there and starts tap dancing, I'm gone.
00:52Yeah, I'll dropkick an alien.
00:54Why is it humming like it's breathing?
00:56We're outside a real Area 51 hangar. No guards, no alarms.
01:02If I get abducted mid-vlog, tell my girl I still ain't over her. Let's send it.
01:06Let's raid this place and end the mystery. I'm talking full alien audit.
01:10Time to cook.
01:12What are you doing?
01:15Bro, what is this place? Why does it smell like beef jerky in here?
01:18Someone got probed in here. I can feel it.
01:20Boys, there's something under this tarp. Rip it.
01:22Let's go!
01:23Yo, this ain't Delta Airlines, bro. What is that? It's literally floating.
01:29Yo, nah.
01:32Dude, forget the saucer. That thing tried to cook me.
01:37If there's aliens, they're in that other building.
01:40Boys, that was bananas. Let's hit this next spot and find the little green guy.
01:45Bro, wait. I think this is the secret lab.
01:49Nah, he's different.
01:50Fred, get him, dog.
01:51Bro, he was just standing there.
01:56Okay, if this badge works, we're going to prison today, fam.
02:00Nah.
02:01You aren't going to believe what we just found.
02:05Grab him, dog.
02:07Bro, we got him.
02:08We got an alien.
02:10Tag NASA. They fumbled.
02:12Bro, he's vlogging now.
02:14He's a part of the squad.
02:16Dog, I think he's leading us somewhere.
02:21Look at him.
02:23Little dude got side quests.
02:25I'm going to slap this little guy if we have to go any further, dog.
02:28Yo, why is the mountain glowing?
02:30Bro, he's about to open it like a secret fridge.
02:33He just unlocked the mountain like it's his bedroom.
02:36Little guy is actually cracked.
02:40He got a whole spaceship in the mountain, bro.
02:42I don't even got a license.
02:44Why does it look like an alien Home Depot in here?
02:47Bro, there's literally no seats.
02:49What is this?
02:50Bro, this ain't even built right.
02:52The walls are shaking like a bouncy house.
02:54It's ripping.
02:55Everything's sideways.
02:57I don't think he even knows how to fly it.
02:58He's just pressing buttons.
03:02Bro, we're going down.
03:03Brace.
03:06Bro, we just got ejected from Spirit Airlines.
03:08Little bro was flying like it was GTA 6 early access.
03:12He's still trying to send us to Pluto.
03:14All right, y'all.
03:14Drop the gas pump emoji if you made it this far.
03:17Who knows what's going to happen next, but Bigfoot boys out.
03:21You guys aren't going to believe this.
03:23We just found the alien's phone.
03:25Bro, why was he at the White House?
03:27Little bro is a fed.
03:28What is that?
03:29What did we just find?
03:31This is massive, boys.
03:32We just kidnapped the government's favorite alien.
03:35We are so pocket watching right now.
03:37Bro, we got to hide him.
03:38His name's Kevin now.
03:39Don't say nothing, dog.
03:41Bro, why is Kevin glowing?
03:43He's on 2%, bro.
03:45Don't touch him, fam.
03:49Bro, he just hit the fire with a killstreak.
03:51He aimed at like he plays ranked.
03:53Bro, where did Kevin get that hoverboard?
03:57Nah, that's actually tough.
04:00Nah, boys, is that a helicopter?
04:02Turn the camera off.
04:04Nah.
04:05Bro, that's a stealth bomber.
04:06We just hit a five-star wanted level.
04:08We got to cover this thing up, fam.
04:09We're out here camo wrapping a spaceship like it's a Hellcat.
04:13Stop filming and help me.
04:15They got satellites.
04:16Nah, this ain't Area 51.
04:18This is Area Cooked.
04:19All right, boys.
04:20Drop a gas pump emoji in the comments if you made it this far.
04:24Bigfoot boys out.
04:25Peace.
04:25Peace.
04:26Peace.
04:27Peace.
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