00:00Subtitling by SUMAD
00:07Mga kapitbahay!
00:09Nagbepenta na po ako ng SUMAD!
00:12Gawa ko po ito!
00:13Bili na kayo!
00:15Asa kayo!
00:17Wow, Heidi!
00:19Ano yan?
00:21SUMAD?
00:22Dawa mo lahat yan?
00:23Yes po, Ate Che.
00:25Bili na kayo please, Ate Che.
00:27Support ni para sa travel funds ko!
00:30Siya ala, travel funds!
00:33Sige, bibiliin ko ng lahat yan.
00:35Kasi birthday ng lola ko.
00:37Ito na lang ang ambag ko.
00:39Talaga?
00:41Wow, 800 lang po lahat to.
00:45Ito ang 1,000 pesos.
00:48Keep the change.
00:49Really?
00:51I take you Ate Che!
00:54Oh my God!
00:55Ang dalilang pala nito eh!
01:02For your first timer, this is masarap!
01:07Ate!
01:09Look!
01:10I have 1,000 pesos na!
01:14That's a great start!
01:15For 1,000 pesos, you can stay na sa cheaper accommodation.
01:19Huh?
01:21Cheaper accommodation?
01:23Ate, ayaw ko!
01:24Gusto ko luxury resort para aesthetic yung photos ko!
01:28Really?
01:29Eh di mag-work ka pa!
01:31If I were you, magdadagdab ako ng puto, biko, and more.
01:36Think about it.
01:37Mga kapitbahay!
01:38May pere-penda na ako ulit na showman!
01:40Pere na po kayo!
01:41Ayan!
01:42Ate! Ate!
01:43Hey!
01:44Halik kayo dito!
01:45Halik kayo dito!
01:46Ayan!
01:47Dito!
01:48Kamis mo gumawa niyan!
01:49Bagong-bago!
01:50Bagong luto!
01:51Ay, sige!
01:52Pinsapin mo!
01:53Okay!
01:54Ito!
01:55Talagang bagong luto to!
01:56Puto!
01:57Puto ko!
01:58Matamis na mat...
02:01Matamis, di ba?
02:05Ah, ma'am!
02:06Sali-subukan itong biko, ha?
02:07Masarap to!
02:09What?
02:11Ew, kuya!
02:12Disgusting, ha?
02:14Ito!
02:15Ay, papapritis na nga!
02:16Susi pa!
02:17Alam mo,
02:18yung biko na yan,
02:19si Migs ang gumawa.
02:21Itong puto na to,
02:22itong kutsinta,
02:24itong sapin-sapin,
02:26itong biko,
02:27siya rin ang gumawa.
02:29From scratch!
02:30Utok,
02:32kutsinta,
02:33piko,
02:34and sapin-sapin.
02:36No, thanks.
02:38I was just curious.
02:42Sumit mo naman, miss.
02:43Sayang.
02:44Ang ganda mo pa naman.
02:52Ayawo na siya, pre.
02:54Makaklit ka lang niya.
02:55Ang lakas nun, ha?
02:57Ay!
02:58Sige, ma'am!
02:59Guha lang kayo!
03:00Sige po!
03:01Ay, sige!
03:02Guha lang po kayo!
03:03Sir!
03:04Baka may gusto pa kayo!
03:05Mi segala!
03:06Anya ha?
03:07Baka may gusto pa kayo!
03:08Baka may gusto pa kayo!
03:10Sige po kayo!
03:11Slash ito,
03:12evokasi naman!
03:13Altyaz!
03:14Niya,
03:15naaa!
03:16Naa!
03:17Niya!
03:18Naa!
03:19Niya!
03:20Niya!
03:21Niya!
03:22Niya!
03:23Niya!
03:24Niya!
03:25Niya!
03:26Viya!
03:27Viya!
03:28Niya!
03:29Niya!
03:30Niya!
03:31Niya!
