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  • 7/6/2025

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00:00No matter where we find it, sand is our souvenir from a summer day well spent
00:04along Michigan's 3,000-mile stretch of Golden Shore.
00:09So leave the briefcase behind and grab a T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs instead.
00:14Because come sunset, our toes will be digging in to pure Michigan.
00:20Your trip begins at Michigan.org.
00:30To throw off the cops, I figured I'd try a disguise.
00:44Ow!
00:45Hey, Judy, it's okay. It's only me.
00:48I hope you don't mind me borrowing a few things.
00:50Oh, no, please. Go through all my private stuff.
00:53Try my dresser while you're at it.
00:55Oh, okay.
00:55Stay away from my dresser.
00:57But you said...
00:58I was being sarcastic.
01:01It's a dramatic device.
01:03What are you supposed to be, anyway?
01:05Some sort of bandit?
01:06Me? Do I look like a bandit? Really?
01:08Listen, Dougie, if you're going to play a bandit, at least look the part.
01:14Hmm. Something's missing.
01:19Voila!
01:22Doug the bandit!
01:24No. Jack bandit.
01:26Okay, coppers, I dare you to catch one and a jack bandit.
01:37Hey! Francesco!
01:39McQueen! I thought you were on a stuff site.
01:41You just ordered a shot of Americano.
01:43To go!
01:44Ah!
01:49Disney, fellas, just scooching on through here.
01:54Oh, ho!
01:55Y'all ought to know better than to compete with a mom on a mission.
01:58The race is on.
01:59Stupid!
02:00Everything Cars 2, now at Target.
02:02Disney Pixar's Cars 2, only in theaters.
02:05Remember, a good agent is prepared for any situation.
02:08We'll do that.
02:09Gee, that was born prepared.
02:11Uh-oh. That ain't good.
02:15You can't always be prepared.
02:23Dadgum.
02:24That's why State Farm is here for you.
02:28Now that's an undercover agent.
02:30State Farm agents. Always looking out for you.
02:33Disney Pixar's Cars 2. Only in theaters.
02:35The nutrient-rich, flavor-packed avocado.
02:38It can be seen in lush green orchards.
02:40In upscale restaurants.
02:42And now, Subway.
02:43No way.
02:45Way.
02:45Because now, for a limited time only, Subway has avocado.
02:49Creamy, smooth.
02:50This superfood really ups the flavor ante.
02:52Try the turkey and bacon avocado.
02:54Everything you add tastes even better with creamy avocado.
02:57Crispy veggies, cheeses, sauces.
03:00Go ahead.
03:01Grab the green today at Subway.
03:03Subway. Eat fresh.
03:06Why are you here?
03:07On July 15th.
03:09We never left.
03:10Everyone returns.
03:13For their final stand.
03:16You'll stay with me until the end.
03:20We've kept him alive so that he can die at the proper moment.
03:24Bring him to me.
03:24Only I can live forever.
03:30Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 2.
03:32Rated PG-13.
03:33In theaters and IMAX 3D.
03:35The new Wii Play Motion is here with 12 addictively fun games to choose from.
03:59Comes with a Wii Remote Plus controller for just $49.99.
04:03Rated E10 for ages 10 and up.
04:05Now, class, does anyone know what the 6th article of the Constitution says?
04:13Patty?
04:14The 6th article of the Constitution states,
04:17The court shall have the power to punish anyone who covers the science lab with molten lava.
04:23And do we know anyone like that?
04:26It's him!
04:27Get him!
04:27You'll never get one of the Jack Bandit.
04:31What a guy!
04:43Goodbye!
04:50What the?
04:51Patty, this has gone on your permanent record!
04:54Jack, you've got to escape!
04:56So long, you suckers!
04:58It seemed as if my only chance was to go on the lam.
05:04I couldn't leave without saying goodbye to my parents, though.
05:09Mom?
05:10Dad?
05:14I'm leaving home.
05:16Dropping out of school and starting a new life as a fugitive from justice.
05:21That's nice, Doug.
05:23Just don't wake your sister.
05:24Hmm.
05:27Okay, well, uh, I'm leaving now.
05:30No more sun.
05:32Goodbye.
05:35This is it, boy.
05:36We're really outlaws now.
05:39It's one and a Jack Bandit and his sidekick, uh, Porkchop.
05:45What are you supposed to do when you're on the lam anyway?
05:51Hmm?
05:52I don't know either.
05:56I wonder what everybody's doing right now.
05:59You think they miss us, even?
06:02Yeah, because I don't know where this thing is.
06:04I'm just going to wander around till I find it.
06:07I don't know.
06:07I don't know what...
06:08Are you getting as hungry as me?
06:10Hmm.
06:10Hmm.
06:10Hmm.
06:11Hmm.
06:11Hmm.
06:11Hmm.
06:12Hmm.
06:12Hmm.
06:12Hmm.
06:12Hmm.
06:13Hmm.
06:13Hmm.
06:14Hmm.
06:14Hmm.
06:14Hmm.
06:15Hmm.
06:15Hmm.
06:15Hmm.
06:17Psst.
06:18Skeet.
06:19Hey, Doug.
06:20Cool outfit.
06:22Natural fibers, huh?
06:23You're going to eat that whole sandwich?
06:25Oh, here.
06:26Thanks.
06:29Say, Skeet?
06:30Yeah, Doug?
06:31I was just wondering.
06:32If you burned down the science lab, what would you do for the rest of your life?
06:37Would you rather spend it in prison or running away from the cops?
06:41I'm going to be an astronaut.
06:43There he is.
06:44Hey.
06:45Hey, you! Stop!
06:47The principal wants to talk to you.
06:51So now, once again, I'm jack-banded.
06:54Hunted down like an animal just because of my love for science.
06:58Can I really spend the rest of my life like this?
07:00No allowance, and already it's a lot more running than I ever expected.
07:05Prison's got to be less strenuous.
07:08Regular meals, bunk beds, my own number.
07:11Okay, Mr. Bone, you in. I'll go quietly.
07:22Oh, Mr. Bone, could you wait for one second?
07:26I just have to say goodbye to someone.
07:28Goodbye?
07:29Please? It's my last request.
07:32Look, mister, I haven't got all day here.
07:36Look.
07:41Don't worry about me, but it looks like I might be going up the river for a while.
08:00Doc, what are you talking about?
08:02It's a crazy, cruel world, Patty.
08:04The best thing to do is forget that any of this happened
08:07and just try to get on to junior high without me.
08:10I don't understand.
08:12Okay, okay, break it up.
08:14Show's over.
08:16Goodbye, Patty.
08:17Okay, Mr. Bone, let's go.
08:19Wow.
08:24Way to go, funny!
08:34I've been in there a thousand times
08:36and they haven't broken me yet.
08:40Boy, I sure hope they give him a prison cell with a view.
08:44Prison?
08:45What are you talking about?
08:47Didn't you hear?
08:48His volcano went off and blew up the science room.
08:51That's impossible.
08:52I was just there.
08:54It was fine.
08:55Well, then what does the principal want?
08:58What did the principal say, Doug?
09:00Second place.
09:02I won second place.
09:03Mrs. Wingo liked my volcano
09:05and she loved Porkchop's hula dance.
09:09What?
09:10Let me see that.
09:11Oh, Doug, how wonderful.
09:13Wow.
09:14So I didn't go to prison.
09:17And for now, it's back to my normal, quiet,
09:20sleepy, buffington life.
09:23But who knows when an even more terrifying science project might strike
09:34thanks to one and a jack bandit.
09:40Or maybe next time I'll make a map.
09:44It's a lot safer.
09:45Oh, that looks so real.
09:58So...
09:59So...
10:06Here we go.

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