00:00Hey you, take it easy. I'm only a brass bed, but I can pass on to you some of my erotic experiences.
00:12A bed like this will give you erotic ideas.
00:14A sinful bed. It's spent a hundred years in the service of love.
00:19I can't wait to sleep on it.
00:21The only reason to get a fancy bed is to stay awake on it.
00:23The average person spends one-third of his life in bed, but my occupants were all way above average.
00:31I could tell you stories that would snap your springs.
00:34A sinful bed.
00:35Hey, I'm not a sinner. I'm just broad-minded.
00:40On that bed, I become a tiger.
00:44Yeah, they really mixed it up. Couldn't tell head from tail.
00:48But parlor games didn't replace bed games for long. Not when I was waiting.
00:52You're going to be Countess Vettel.
00:54But you'll always be a klutz.
00:56I think, Daddy, if that man touches me...
00:58You got a box?
01:00Have I got what?
01:02A box of safes.
01:04What do you want?
01:05Rubbers, lady.
01:06Can't you ask like everybody else? I'm no mind reader.
01:10And then came the war years.
01:13I gave faithful service, even when my heart wasn't in it.
01:21Where is he, the bastard?
01:22Where's the punk?
01:24The Sinful Bed.
01:29I thought I'd seen everything.
01:31But this new generation is really inventive.
01:34Parking isn't allowed here.
01:36You get this vehicle back on the road.
01:38Bed.
01:39Bed.
01:40Don't miss The Sinful Bed.
01:42The exciting, erotic adventures of a bed who's seen it all
01:45and can't wait to tell.
01:47Don't miss Aacons.
01:48That was the first time this morning,
01:49I thought it was Philosoph.
01:50I did.
01:51I am not sure.
01:51You can finish off of this happen.
01:51Not very interesting.
01:52iteration of the bed
01:53this in a normal night,
01:54but the so-
01:55The van,
01:55The van,
01:56I though it's a big one,
01:56The good one.
01:57This floor was tried.
01:57I think it's only an odd trend now.
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