00:00For centuries, Americans have gathered together to celebrate the holidays, reaffirm family
00:09ties, and wish goodwill to all men. But this Christmas, Santa's got a brand new bag.
00:21Man, you gotta listen to this, man, because this concerns you, all right?
00:30If you had the chance to walk off with a half-billion dollars, would you take it?
00:36Yeah.
00:37What do a stewardess, a gunrunner, a bail bondsman, an ex-con, a federal agent, and a beach bunny have in common?
00:46If you don't come in on this thing with me, you got to be prepared to go all the way.
00:51They're all chasing a half-billion in cash.
00:55You wouldn't even be missed.
00:56Half a million dollars will always be missed.
00:59Let him get the money and then just take it from him.
01:02She trying to play your ass against me, huh?
01:04That was fun.
01:06Yeah, I don't leave the spot.
01:08So she ain't your girlfriend.
01:09That's what you thought?
01:10Well, I hope you felt appropriately guilty after what I did.
01:13What?
01:16There's only one question.
01:18Man, I ain't getting in this trunk.
01:20You ain't gonna be in here no more in ten minutes.
01:23Man, I ain't riding in no trunk for no minute.
01:26Who's playing who?
01:27You must make a deal.
01:28Oh, yeah?
01:29So what's she gonna give us?
01:30Are you gonna offer to set him up?
01:32Yeah.
01:32I'll go doing something stupid.
01:34Pam Greer, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Forster, Bridget Fonda, Michael Keaton, and Robert De Niro.
01:41Is she dead?
01:42I, I, I...
01:42Yes or no?
01:43Is she dead?
01:44Pretty much.
01:45Quentin Tarantino's Jackie Brown.
01:49Hello!
01:51AK-47.
01:52When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother in the room.
01:57Except no substitutes.
01:59Nothing gets between me and my AK.
02:01Whoo!
02:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:04Woo!
02:09회 in the room.
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