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Mansour Alawadhi

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00:00The End

00:30Man with herd of cattle wishes to meet woman with frying pan.

00:37Object, hamburger.

00:40Refined wealthy lady duck with home and income wishes to meet refined single gentleman duck.

00:47Object, matrimony.

00:49Eureka! What am I waiting for?

00:52Brother, what a setup for an impoverished but personable single duck like yours truly.

01:00Let me be. Let me be. Let me be.

01:03L'amour, l'amour to you.

01:05It must be of the best.

01:20Horace?

01:23Well, the honeymoon's over.

01:26Uh, how's the chow coming along, my pet?

01:30Now hold your anchor loose of that chair and get back with the household chores.

01:35What?

01:36No, madam.

01:37It must be clearly understood that no one is going to henpeck this little blackaduck.

01:44Hey, shut up, or I'll slap your mouth clean off in your face.

01:49I'd like to see you.

01:54I see you.

02:00Oh, brother, am I?

02:19Inhale, exhale.

02:21Boop.

02:26Ow!

02:27They got me, they got me.

02:47Charge!

02:53Charge!

02:57Suffer and suckers, Hatch!

03:04What's that?

03:05Um, I forgot to tell you.

03:09Now that's my little son, Wentworth.

03:11Don't you think he's kind of cute?

03:14Woo!

03:15Yeah, cute like a little stomach pump.

03:18Come on, Bob, let's be Indians, let's be Indians.

03:20Come on, let's be Indians, let's be Indians.

03:21Let's be Indians.

03:22Oh, lay off of me.

03:23I ain't playing no Indians.

03:24Daffy, Wentworth wants to play Indian.

03:30I am not playing Indian.

03:32You play Indian or else?

03:36Nope.

03:37No Indian.

03:42Come on, Raina, the puzzle.

03:44Let's play Indian.

03:45Got any more bright ideas?

04:08Yes, Daffy.

04:10I think it would be nice to take Wentworth to the park.

04:13What?

04:14If you think for one moment that I'm going to take that brat to the park, you're, you're,

04:19you're, you're absolutely right.

04:24Let's pick it up.

04:25What's going on?

04:30Give me that gun!

04:32Don't you know that shooting is dangerous for small squabs like you?

04:36Especially you.

04:37If there's any shooting to be done, let the next expert do it.

04:42Watch this.

04:44Daffy Oakley, it's the name.

04:46Keep your eye on the Red Bull side.

04:54Say, watch what you're shooting, Bob.

04:57Oh, uh, it must, uh, Rico Shepard.

04:59Now, Wentworth, just watch me pick off that big moose with a silly-looking puss.

05:04Listen, duck.

05:11Plunk me once more and it's your last plunk.

05:13Look what I brought you, Mom.

05:32Oh, right to the gill.

05:36That'll teach you.

05:38Girl, get to bed.

05:39You've got to get up early and help Wentworth shoot off his fireworks for the fourth.

05:49Run, run, run, run!

05:52Those little things can't hurt you.

05:54It's the big ones you've got to look out for.

06:01Wentworth.

06:03Wentworth.

06:06Oh, Wentworth.

06:07Wentworth.

06:12Wentworth.

06:29Now I got you.

06:30Maybe this will teach you not to try and play a prank on someone that's just a little older and smarter than you.

06:35And just where have you been, you battered buzzard?

06:55Poor little Wentworth's been waiting for hours, sir, you to take him to the zoo.

07:00Zoo shmoo.

07:02I'm not taking Wentworth anywhere.

07:03But, but, but, period.

07:05Are you going to take Wentworth to the zoo?

07:08Or am I going to pluck every feather off your scrawny carcass?

07:13No zoo.

07:16No, sir.

07:17No one's going to tell this little black duck what to do.

07:21No one's going to tell this little black duck.

07:34No one's going to tell you.

07:35No one's going to tell you about her.

07:37No one's going to tell you about him.

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