00:00Princess, where are you?
00:04It's very spooky in here. I'm playing the games.
00:08Well, at least we know where the princess is.
00:12But where's the... DRAGON!
00:16DreamWorks Pictures invites you to a land of fairy tales.
00:20Hey! Oh, no, no, no, no! Dead girl! Off the table!
00:24Where was the pasta butter? The bag's taken.
00:28What? Where an unlikely hero...
00:32You definitely need some tic-tacs or something,
00:34because your breath stinks!
00:36...rescues a fair princess...
00:38You didn't slay the dragon?
00:40It's on my to-do list! From a nasty villain...
00:42Eat me!
00:44...with the help of his trusty companion...
00:46This is gonna be fun! We can see him late,
00:48swapping manless stories, and in the morning,
00:50I'm making waffles!
00:52This summer...
00:54One name spells action.
00:58You're not exactly what I expected.
01:02One name spells adventure.
01:04How about here?
01:05Before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
01:08One name...
01:10Don't look down!
01:12Shrek, I'm looking down!
01:14Spells romance.
01:16It's no way to behave in front of a princess.
01:20She's as nasty as you are.
01:21Come on!
01:25There's an arrow in your butt!
01:32And that name is...
01:33Shrek!
01:34Shrek!
01:35Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday!
01:37Mike Myers...
01:38Eddie Murphy...
01:39Cameron Diaz...
01:40John Lithgow...
01:41You love this woman, don't you?
01:42Yes.
01:43You wanna hold her?
01:44Yes.
01:45Please!
01:46Yes!
01:47Then you got that, got that...
01:48You little peasant hair!
01:56Shrek!
01:57Wow!
01:58Let's do that again!
01:59No!
02:00No!
02:01No!
02:02You...
02:03You were told!
02:04Then you had herwn up front...
02:05There youess!
02:06Time!
02:07You're too cold!
02:08You'd be too warm!
02:09You'd be too bright.
02:10No!
02:11This is!
02:12You would be too soft!
02:13Notice the time you go!
02:14You edited a day since you幾乏!
02:15Mom!
02:16You were kitty!
02:17I just should sing fills!
02:18I've been kept kitten full!
02:19So I am trying!
02:20Let's go!
02:21You douce!
02:22So I am...
02:23Why not?
02:24While there's reason!
02:25Which could you do?
02:26That's wonderful!
02:27It was also
02:28Well I've eaten the time.
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