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00:00First, let's quickly find out who you like in these Gold Cup semis tonight.
00:04So the U.S. will play Guatemala in the first game, 7 o'clock East.
00:07That's in St. Louis.
00:08Remember, U.S. gets a gift because Canada got bumped off in kicks by Guatemala
00:13because I think Canada would have gave, obviously, the United States a tough time.
00:16And then Mexico and Honduras in the late game, that's in Santa Clara at Levi,
00:21where the Niners play.
00:22Obviously, Mexico is a big favorite.
00:25Yeah, you know what?
00:25In Mexico, it's amazing how these tournaments are in the United States all the time.
00:29Yeah, it's like it's in Mexico.
00:31Mexico basically has a – they do.
00:34And they will against the U.S., even in a final.
00:36Like, they just do.
00:38And it's kind of a bizarro world.
00:41I'll tell you what.
00:41Mexico-Honduras tonight, like, what's the card prop?
00:45I know you like your props, right?
00:46You like to bet home runs and stuff.
00:48Yeah, I get nuts with it.
00:50You know how Honduras play soccer?
00:52Like, I think they have their prison guards on their soccer team or something, bro.
00:57Like, I think it's their military.
00:58They're nuts.
00:59Like, they're legit nuts.
01:01Like, they tackle you.
01:02Like, it's over the top.
01:04So, it's over under four and a half cards tonight.
01:06So, the books are aware.
01:08This is going to be a chippy game.
01:10It's the only way Honduras can win.
01:12They basically just kick you in the face.
01:14They tackle you.
01:15They don't care if they get kicked out and are playing a man down.
01:18They'll do it again.
01:19Right?
01:19Like, it's basically thug soccer 101.
01:22And I don't know how much you've watched of this, this Gold Cup.
01:25You know, dude, they might as well be playing with, like, a goat's head or, like, just tape up a ball.
01:30It's not even soccer, Mike.
01:32Like, you know what I mean?
01:33Like, Canada, it's like, we tied.
01:37It's like, we tied.
01:38Did you see it?
01:39We're lucky we're still alive.
01:40Like, you see what happened out there?
01:42Like, we lost three guys to injury.
01:44Like, we once want to go home.
01:45Like, you know what I mean?
01:46It's one of these.
01:47Like, Canada was talking after about, yeah, we got to leave this CONCACAF stuff.
01:51Like, the players are like, we're not getting better just by fighting with Honduras.
01:57You know what I mean?
01:58Like, this is not soccer.
02:00And we saw, dude, Costa Rica aren't that good right now.
02:03You know, they're tough to score on.
02:05And we saw the U.S. and Costa Rica go to penalty kicks.
02:09We saw Guatemala and Canada go to penalty kicks.
02:12I think you can take these teams, shake it up, and it's like, yeah, they can play again tomorrow.
02:18And you know what?
02:18They'll go to penalty kicks again tomorrow.
02:20So, I'm going to roll the dice tonight, bro.
02:23I know this sounds crazy.
02:25U.S. should get it done, but it's plus 475 for a draw.
02:31All right?
02:31And the Mexico-Indoros game, similar situation.
02:34Mexico, don't blow anybody out.
02:36Like, they do everything dramatic.
02:38They score in, like, the 90th minute all the time.
02:40Like, they really do.
02:41It's almost like a soap opera with these guys.
02:44So, that one should be close.
02:46I know it's a little daring, but, you know, I'll cut to the chase.
02:49The best bets in these games, both of them to go under, guys.
02:52There's not going to be goals in these games.
02:54Like, Mexico will be happy to win 1-0.
02:56USA's going to be happy not to get, like, their leg broken tonight in this game by somebody.
03:01It's plus 125 to the under as well.
03:04Like, USA, Guatemala, let's go under the two and a half.
03:07That's really why Pulisic didn't want to play in the Gold Cup.
03:10He just didn't want to get beat up for a month.
03:12I mean, that's really what it comes down to.
03:14Yeah, he's not dumb, and he's the star.
03:16You know it.
03:16You just called him.
03:17People are always soft.
03:18He's not soft.
03:20He's not stupid.
03:21Like, dude, look at Alphonso Davies.
03:24He got hurt last time.
03:26He's out.
03:27Like, when you play this goon stuff, for people tuning in, it's basically, imagine, like,
03:32playing in a hockey league where it's, like, all-out brawls, and you're telling, like,
03:37you're telling Conor Bernard, and you're telling these kids, Celebrini, yeah, we want you to
03:40play in this league this summer here.
03:42You know, it'll make you tougher.
03:44It's like, they're going to get their teeth knocked out.
03:46Like, it's not soccer.
03:48Like, I'm totally with you.
03:49Like, I think the USA were smart.
03:51I would roll out.
03:52Like, dude, Canada got, like, three, four guys hurt in this tournament because Jesse Marsh
03:55is a psycho, and he wants to win all the time.
03:57Right?
03:58Oh, we got to win.
03:59We got to win.
03:59It's like, coach, no one will remember if we win or lose this next month.
04:03Like, no one cares.
04:03Like, no one cares.

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