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00:00Fest.
00:05But back then I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be.
00:23But by then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:30It all started when I got an early birthday present for my parents.
00:42Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:48I thought I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:53If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
01:23Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
01:43Dora?
01:48I'm just a little busy.
01:53Oh my god.
01:59What did she just say?
02:00She's a virgin.
02:01L-M-A-O.
02:08The pleading little virgin.
02:11Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
02:14Honey, something in the toilet made me think of you?
02:23Wait.
02:26Women have a choice for her.
02:32They can be appealing, or they can be you.
02:35I like this card again.
02:39Leo's hot.
02:49You're not.
02:51Leo's rich, poor.
02:53We're in, you're out.
02:55Repeat that to yourself when you go in crying to-
03:00Mindy.
03:02Know your place, nerd.
03:09You could just, uh, finish off with some tears for my followers.
03:19What the hell?
03:24I'm not expecting money from anyone.
03:38I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
03:53Did your towel just fall?
03:57What?
04:03Oh, come on.
04:05I know you're in there, Virgin.
04:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
04:26No virgins here.
04:28But you already knew that, right?
04:36Big time.
04:42No way.
04:44Guys like you only want one thing.
04:46Such as?
04:48Help passing math.
04:51Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
04:56but it's got to be kept real secret.
04:57If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
05:01No, no, some stranger's putting money into my account.
05:04That also sounds super dodgy.
05:12I'm not.
05:17What if we did a deal?
05:18You helped me, and I helped.
05:24If you're fifth base in no time,
05:28it's a sexual reference for you.
05:30So, you can teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things.
05:40I just want to know what Leo will expect.
05:46Stuff.
05:46Maybe we should tackle it in order.
05:55The hockey team, you can make your big move there.
05:57My whole life is going to change.
06:11Go team.
06:14Oh, turkey.
06:15Gotcha.
06:15The person I wanted to see.
06:27Oh, shit.
06:28Like Leo.
06:30But I should...
06:32I don't even live here.
06:45It's so friggin' neat.
06:46I like things organized.
06:50My underwear is none of your business.
06:54I mean...
06:55Please stop talking about my underwear.
07:05I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
07:13Like everyone else?
07:16Come on.
07:17Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
07:21Can I ignore you?
07:25Because you're...
07:46Yeah.
07:50There's a big flirty pack.
07:51Yeah.
07:55I know.
07:59Whatcha think?
08:00Yeah, why not?
08:03But just remember, you still got your training wheels on.
08:06Don't expect miracles.
08:08Alright, I'll grab us a drink. Just try to be cool.
08:30Dude, when am I not cool?
08:33Oh my god, there's Leo.
08:39You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
08:43Yeah, good luck.
08:46I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
08:56You don't gotta say it. Mini's a bitch. And you're awesome.
09:00Are you?
09:02I am. I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
09:08You don't gotta say it. Mini's a bitch. And you're awesome.
09:13I am. I am.
09:16I am.
09:28Hey.
09:29Hey.
09:30Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
09:33Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
09:46I'm.
09:48I am.
09:49Yeah, she does.
09:50Doesn't she, girls?
09:54We...
09:55We...
09:57I think it...
09:59is her vagina.
10:00It's...
10:04We call it...
10:05A Dora.
10:06What the hell do you think you're doing?
10:12You're doing nothing.
10:14She needs you.
10:16Because you're nothing.
10:20Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
10:24She buys an Inventi-sized tubes.
10:26How cute!
10:28But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trento, right?
10:33Oh!
10:36What do you see in her door?
10:54What does her bony body-
11:03She's great.
11:04It's as simple as that, Mindy.
11:08Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
11:16Why does door being a virgin bother you so-
11:18This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
11:32Oh.
11:34Get ready for the plan I have, specifically for you, in five minutes.
11:49Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
11:57Wait here, I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
12:00Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
12:12I think we'd make a great team.
12:14I've been saving myself for years.
12:15Could you be any more desperate?
12:17Ready?
12:17Ready?
12:23Okay.
12:23Ready?
12:24Okay.
12:30Ready?
12:30Please let me go.
13:00Please let me go.
13:30One more time.
13:31Say it, say it, say it, say it.
13:43I always finish it.
13:44I always finish it.
13:45You're wrong.
13:46I always finish it.
13:47I always finish it.
13:48I always finish it.
13:49I always finish it.
13:50I always finish it.
13:51I always finish it.
13:52I always finish it.
13:53I always finish it.
13:54I always finish it.
13:55I always finish it.
14:01I always finish it.
14:02I always finish it.
14:03I always finish it.
14:05I always finish it.
14:06I always finish it.
14:12I always finish it.
14:19Oh man.
14:21Come on.
14:22Let me get to you.
14:25Okay, you need to fight...
14:29...nose.
14:33Why do you care if she bullies me?
14:42Is she a pitiful br-
14:44The intro is like, I'm gonna go.
14:47I don't think I'm gonna lose my body.
14:53Oh, no.
14:55Laura...
15:01I happen to think you're pretty great.
15:07...since I'm apparently so amazing.
15:10Three apiece!
15:12Hold on, Meekin High's sending in Timothy Hayes!
15:25Locks ticking down, this is Meekin High's last chance!
15:35Hayes with the shot, he scores!
15:39Congratulations to Timothy Hayes!
15:42Under-breaking score, and Nate, all stay tuned!
15:55I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
15:58Four years of watching from afar.
16:01Four years of celebrating in his arms.
16:04I have never...
16:09Evie.
16:12My first time,
16:23The Hawke
16:42I need all the time that you need, okay?
16:58Bye.
17:09Get back, Stella.
17:10How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
17:14What'd you do?
17:15Steal it?
17:18Mystery sol-
17:19Her?
17:26Ew.
17:27My Timo with that nerdy-
17:34Oh.
17:34Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you, Sir Timothy, the Virgin Slayer.
17:44Tim, the Virgin Slayer?
17:46I'm a man of my word.
17:48My bike, Chris Sinclair's V-card.
17:50My V-card?
17:52Easiest bet you've ever won, huh?
17:54Amazing.
17:56How was she?
17:57Come on.
17:59I've had better, you know?
18:02I've had better, you know?
18:03Man, you have had every girl in the whole entire school.
18:10I mean, come on now.
18:14Every girl in the whole school?
18:17Oh, boo-hoo.
18:19Boo-hoo.
18:22One Kawasaki.
18:24A motorcycle.
18:25Great for used goods these days.
18:31Hmm.
18:31Maybe a toaster?
18:35Oh, fuck!
18:38Unless you're too dirty to miss.
18:47Yeah, this definitely looks better on you.
18:50I don't know.
18:59Evie?
19:00Dirty little bitch for a-
19:01What the actual fuck?
19:09Pick up the phone, please.
19:11Hey, this is-
19:20Teams will take a breather before we get right back to her.
19:27Great Timothy Hayes.
19:29King of the ice.
19:29Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
19:32Dude.
19:32Four years.
19:33I know.
19:40I could have her if I wanted.
19:43Okay.
19:44Prove it.
19:46One night with the Virgin Queen?
19:54In our separate ways.
19:55It's your last chance, Romeo.
19:56Yeah.
20:03Oh, shit.
20:12Evie can't see.
20:25For being his greatest conquest.
20:33Best graduation gift ever.
20:35Tell her thanks for making me-
20:45I'm from a horse.
20:47I was just another trophy.
20:49With Hayes out of the way, your eyes will finally be on me.
21:08Just trust me, okay?
21:10This is going to be huge for us.
21:11Hey, please.
21:12Move it.
21:12Since what is some hockey player worth on the surface?
21:15He's not just any player.
21:16He is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the A.H.L.
21:21So you're getting about the car opening?
21:22There's so many fans here.
21:24Everyone's so excited to see him.
21:25I have insider info that nobody else is.
21:33Yankababa already.
21:34Woo!
21:35Woo!
21:35Woo!
21:36Woo!
21:36Woo!
21:36Woo!
21:37Woo!
21:37Woo!
21:37Woo!
21:37Woo!
21:38Woo!
21:38Woo!
21:39Woo!
21:39Woo!
21:39Woo!
21:39Woo!
21:40Woo!
21:40Woo!
21:41Woo!
21:41Woo!
21:41Woo!
21:42Woo!
21:43Exclusive interview you can just lose your lives.
21:45It's in position.
21:46I would like to.
21:55Okay.
21:57Mr.
22:01Richards.
22:01L.A. is home now, and I do love.
22:10Hayes personal life.
22:11Woo!
22:12Mr. Hayes, where it is you chose L.A. to reunite with someone special?
22:15I said no questions regarding that, please.
22:17I transferred to L.A. to find somebody very special.
22:21The woman that I love.
22:22Does this mystery woman have a name?
22:32Evie.
22:32Evie.
22:40Evie, I'm sorry.
22:43Miles of every single one of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends.
22:46Anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Eve, check middle names too.
22:50Please tell us more about her.
22:51Maybe there's something you can find her.
22:53Hi.
22:53Hey, that's all for today, folks.
22:55Okay?
23:06Trust me, Evie.
23:09I have the best decorations in my home, so...
23:12What about the...
23:12Where does you chose L.A. to reunite with someone special?
23:21I said...
23:23Somebody very special.
23:26The woman that I love.
23:28Does this mystery woman have a name?
23:36For everything.
23:42That's crazy.
23:42That's quite the type of apology to make.
23:44Is she a local?
23:45It's at the supermarket.
23:45Is anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Steve?
23:55Check middle names, too.
23:55Please tell us more about her major.
23:57Okay?
24:02Trust me, Evie.
24:32Who is this Evie?
24:34How long have you been known...
24:35Tell us more about this Evie.
24:36Who is Evie?
24:36I don't even want to know.
24:38What did you meet her?
24:39Tell us more about her.
24:40Yeah, we both want to learn more about her.
24:44There you are.
24:46You vanished yesterday.
24:48Just like Cinderella at midnight.
24:50What gives?
24:51Migraine.
24:52Need a smear.
24:53You ran.
24:54Like...
24:56Wait.
24:58No way.
24:59You're not the Evie.
25:07In L.A.?
25:08God, I would kill for your name right now.
25:11That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
25:13It's like a fairy tale.
25:16Evie.
25:17Jasper.
25:18My office.
25:19Now.
25:24Hmm.
25:25Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
25:26That Hayes interview...
25:28topped every platform.
25:37We've lost corporate sponsorships, money,
25:40and we always rank at the bottom of the local news.
25:44You're firing me?
25:47Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
25:49I mean...
25:50There's always OnlyFans.
25:53How is this possible?
25:58In our date.
25:59Oh, that's so cute.
26:10Our news show over to someone who thinks that a soundbite is a microwave snack.
26:15Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes.
26:18And that's me.
26:19Enough!
26:19You know what?
26:24How about this?
26:24Whoever lands and...
26:26Keeps their job.
26:31You know, he's never done a...
26:32Look, if the...
26:37From Hayes for six years, there's probably...
26:46Her up from the grave, I don't care!
26:48Half the town is looking for her!
26:50No Hayes?
26:52No Evie?
26:53You're fired!
27:14You're fired.
27:14You
27:44I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about. I love this job mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
27:58Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
28:02You
28:10Then an assistant
28:19You just got pucked Dora
28:25Bye-bye
28:27Get with Leo, lose my big card
28:39You followed
28:43The divergent
28:45How do you feel?
28:57Stop being such a pussy and go for it
28:59What?
29:22Can it wait?
29:23I'm just a little busy
29:26Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
29:29You
29:35I want to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday
29:46I don't like-
29:50Oh
29:51How sweet
29:52A pleading little virgin
29:57Oh, don't let me stop you Dora
30:01What else do you have to say to Leo?
30:05Yeah
30:06Yeah
30:07But I do love what you've done with your hair
30:11Cool
30:15I'll just-
30:16I'll leave you guys
30:17Go
30:18I'll just-
30:19I'll just-
30:20I'll leave you guys
30:21I'll just-
30:22I'll just-
30:23I'll just-
30:24I'll leave you guys
30:25Go
30:26I'll just-
30:27It's interesting
30:32Women have a choice for-
30:34They can be appealing
30:36Or they can be you
30:40I'd like this-
30:41So would my great-great-great-grandmother-
30:44So would my great-great-great-grandmother-
30:46Leo's rich, poor, we're in you're out. Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
31:07I'll just look at what happens, please.
31:16What the hell? I'm not expecting money f-
31:46Just be honest
31:48No
31:51Um
31:55Did your towel just-
31:59What? I just need to pee
32:05Oh come on, it's not that bad
32:07I-
32:11The whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin!
32:13Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
32:17Come on, I know you're in there, Virgin.
32:20I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
32:37Troy.
32:39No virgins here.
32:57Oh!
33:01I saved you.
33:03Now you won't.
33:05Big time.
33:07No way.
33:09Guys like you only want one thing.
33:11Such as?
33:13Help passing math.
33:15Listen, I've got a really weird text situation and I-
33:25What? No, no, some stranger's putting money into my-
33:29That also sounds super dodgy.
33:39It's a sexual reference. For you.
33:41I've been waiting for him.
33:53So do we have a deal?
33:55Okay, but I need to clear something up.
33:57Fifth base? I thought it was fourth.
33:59I'm not super familiar.
34:03Maybe we should tackle it in order.
34:09Maybe we should tackle it in order.
34:19What about this?
34:21Alright. Flirting's good.
34:23Sounds good. Just uh, don't forget about fashion.
34:27There's a dance for the hockey team. You can make a big move there.
34:37You're not that hopeless.
34:39We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
34:41Okay.
34:43Okay. So.
34:45Life is gonna change.
34:47Go team.
34:49Yeah.
34:51I was just feeling-
35:03I shouldn't have reacted that way.
35:09Yeah.
35:11Wouldn't we girls?
35:13Totally.
35:21What the hell, Laura? Do you even live here?
35:33It's so friggin' neat.
35:35I like things organized.
35:41Checkin' to see if your underwear's color-coded.
35:51My underwear is none of your business.
35:55I mean-
36:06Just what are you doing?
36:11Well, eyes, Laura.
36:12They're just eyes.
36:22I have two-
36:26Come on, Dora. I was flirting with you.
36:34Why couldn't I see what you-
36:42I know, but I will practice on Leo at the party today.
36:48You're flirting with-
36:50I know. I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
36:56But, just remember-
36:58But, just remembering-
37:00All right, I'll grab us a drink.
37:21Just try to be cool.
37:26Dude, when am I not cool?
37:30Oh my god, there's Leo.
37:37I should go, I should go.
37:53I felt you staring at me from over there.
37:56I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
38:03You don't gotta say it.
38:10I am?
38:12I am.
38:14It's cool.
38:16Cool.
38:18Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
38:22You don't gotta say it, it's cool.
38:26Okay.
38:31Yes, she does.
38:36Whatever it is.
38:39And I think it is her vagina.
38:41It's like a vagina, only dryer.
38:45We call it Adora.
38:51What the hell do you think you're doing?
38:59Nothing.
39:01Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
39:06She buys an Inventi size tubes.
39:08How cute!
39:09But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
39:20Don't you dare laugh!
39:21Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
39:32What do you see in her?
39:35Dora the Borer?
39:37What, does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
39:40She's great.
39:42It's as simple as that, Mindy.
39:47Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
39:57Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
40:01I think it's kind of sweet.
40:11This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
40:16Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
40:31Come on.
40:32I'll tell you something about it.
40:33Wait here. I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
40:51Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
40:53I think we'd make a great team.
40:55I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
41:01Ouch, that's a real kick in the lady nuts.
41:08Could you be any more desperate?
41:12I don't know.
41:14Can you Dora?
41:16Ready?
41:17Okay.
41:18Take my virginity, take my virginity, take my virginity!
41:24Please stop.
41:45Please let me go.
41:51Please.
41:52Please turn around.
41:54Please turn around.
41:55Please turn around.
41:56Please turn around.
41:57Oh no.
41:58No!
41:59No!
42:00Stop!
42:09I said...
42:10No.
42:11No.
42:12I said...
42:13Niamh, where are you?
42:14No.
42:16I said...
42:17Niamh, where are you?
42:18I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
42:28Please. Please let me go.
42:31Mom, honey, you wanna go?
42:34Please.
42:36You can go.
42:37We just wanna hear you say it.
42:40One more time.
42:42Say, take my virginity.
42:45Say it.
42:47Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it.
42:55That's enough!
43:05And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
43:10I don't care what anyone says.
43:12When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
43:17You're wrong.
43:19I don't finish it.
43:26What?
43:35Say it.
43:37I'll get you to the show.
43:44Okay.
43:49It's...
43:51It's fine.
43:52Sorry.
43:53I'm not usually a crier.
43:56You can't let Mindy get to you.
43:58Okay, you need to fight back.
44:00Like with a shark.
44:01You just need to punch her in the nose.
44:07Why do you care if she bullies me?
44:12You remind me of my little sister.
44:16Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
44:19I mean, she's eight.
44:21I really hope so.
44:25It reminds you of an eight year old?
44:27No.
44:29No.
44:31Stop crying.
44:35It's all gonna be okay.
44:36Yeah.
44:39It's easy for you to say.
44:42Captain of the hockey team.
44:45Everyone loves you.
44:48And I'm just...
44:51Nora.
44:52I happen to think you're pretty great.
45:01And...
45:02Hey, that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
45:12I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
45:20This is...
45:23Because I meant to.
45:28Ladies and gentlemen.
45:30Only 18 seconds left in this overtime.
45:33Northern Light and Meek and High are tied in three of peace.
45:37Hold on.
45:39Meek and High sending in Timothy Hayes.
45:46He's with the puck.
45:49Clock's ticking down.
45:50This is Meek and High's last chance.
45:54Hayes!
45:55Hayes!
46:00Hayes with the shot!
46:01He scores!
46:03Congratulations to Timothy Hayes!
46:06Our record-breaking scorer!
46:07And named All-State Center ending his final Meek and High game in style!
46:12Oh my god, did you see that?
46:13Timon just winked at me.
46:14Oh my god, yeah!
46:15I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
46:16Four years of watching from afar.
46:17Four years of celebrating his victories alone.
46:18I never imagined the night before we graduate, I'd be celebrating here in his room, in his arms.
46:28I've never done this before.
46:29Trust me, Evie.
46:30I never imagined the night before we graduate, I'd be celebrating here in his room, in his arms.
46:41I've never done this before.
46:44Trust me, Evie.
46:46Trust me, Evie.
47:06My first time. The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
47:14Was it all just a dream?
47:21Good morning.
47:23You know, I think that jersey looks better on you than it ever did on me.
47:29So I gotta get to practice, but you can let yourself out and take all the time that you need, okay?
47:36Uh...
47:44Bye.
47:45Bye.
47:54Get back, Stella.
47:57How'd you end up with our star player's jersey? What'd you do? Steal it?
48:02Yeah.
48:05Mystery solved. Guess you see Mickey Hayes slipped away from the grad party with.
48:09He was with her? Ew. My Timo with that nerdy bitch last night? No way.
48:17Oh, there he is.
48:19Oh.
48:24Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you Sir Timothy, the Virgin Slayer.
48:30Tim the Virgin Slayer?
48:32I'm a man of my word. My bike.
48:34Chris and Claire's V-Card.
48:36My V-Card?
48:38Easiest bet you've ever won, huh?
48:40Oh, man.
48:43How was she? Come on.
48:46I've had better, you know.
48:49Dude, you are the man!
48:51You have had every girl in the whole entire school. I mean, come on now.
48:58Every girl in the whole school?
49:02Oh, boo hoo.
49:04Your precious first time is worth exactly one Kawasaki motorcycle?
49:09How does it feel to be nothing more than a bet?
49:11What's the going rate for used goods these days?
49:14Hmm.
49:15Maybe...
49:16A toaster?
49:18If she's lucky.
49:20Wait, wait. No, keep it. You earned it.
49:23But remember, Timothy Hayes would never look twice at you without a bet involved.
49:29Unless...
49:42Unless you're too dirty to miss.
49:47Yeah.
49:48This definitely looks better on you.
49:59Evie?
50:06Hey!
50:08Man, you're the man!
50:09Ah!
50:11Banging that nerdy little bitch for a...
50:15What the actual fuck?
50:20Come on, Evie. Pick up the phone, please.
50:23Hey, this is Evie. Leave a message after the beep.
50:29And with that wisdom, we've got a break before the final period.
50:32Both teams will take a breather before we get right back to it.
50:35Back to it.
50:39The great Timothy Hayes.
50:41King of the eyes. Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
50:44Dude!
50:45Four years of those pathetic puppy dog looks. It's getting sad, man.
50:49Unless...
50:50You're scared she'll say no.
50:53I could have her if I wanted.
50:55Okay.
50:56Prove it.
50:58One night with the Virgin Queen, and my new Kawasaki is yours.
51:02Ooh!
51:04After graduation, we're all going our separate ways.
51:07What's your last chance, Romeo?
51:11Here we go. Third period underway.
51:14Twenty minutes to decide it all.
51:16Tick tock, Hayes. What's it gonna be?
51:18The bike?
51:19Or your reputation?
51:21Deal.
51:22All right.
51:33Can I please see her?
51:35Yeah. Let me go get the girl whose virginity you traded for a motorcycle.
51:39Get real.
51:40Okay, that's not what happened. All right? Hey, Evie!
51:42Hey, Evie! I can explain! Hey, Evie! Can I... I wanna explain!
51:45What part of she doesn't wanna see you is it computing?
51:48Jesus.
51:50Can you please...
51:53Give this to her?
51:55That is everything that I wanna tell her.
51:58And tell her to meet me at Marco's restaurant later tonight.
52:02All right, go.
52:15I've liked you since the first day of high school.
52:19Bullshit. Evie can't see this.
52:27What did he want?
52:28To give you a thank you card.
52:31For what?
52:34For being his greatest...
52:36Conquest.
52:39His exact words were, Evie being a virgin made it perfect.
52:42Best graduation gift ever. Tell her thanks for making me a legend.
52:46Oh, God.
52:50Four years of loving him from afar.
52:55I was just another trophy.
52:57With Hayes out of the way, your eyes will finally be on me.
53:12Just trust me, okay? This is going to be huge for us.
53:16Hey, please. Move it.
53:18Since when is some hockey player worth all this circus?
53:21He's not just any player.
53:23He is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the AHL.
53:25I'm sure you're getting back with the car opening.
53:28There's so many fans here. Everyone's so excited to see him.
53:31I have insider info that nobody else says.
53:33An exclusive.
53:35It better be worth it because Robert is breathing down my neck about our reading.
53:42Come on, come on.
53:44She's driving him up right now. She has to give you the exclusive interview.
53:46As soon as he arrives.
53:47That's in positions.
53:48Control room, stand by.
53:51Four, three, two, one.
53:56Lie.
53:57Happy birthday!
54:00Good to see you.
54:01Thank you so much for being here.
54:08Ken?
54:12Mr. Superstar himself, Timothy Hayes!
54:14Any Hadley Cup predictions?
54:16L.A. is home now and I do love to have the best decorations in my home, so...
54:21What about the Miss America drama? Sources say you were spotted out.
54:23No comment on Mr. Hayes' personal life? Thank you.
54:25Thank you mr. Hayes word is you chose LA to reunite with someone special. I said no questions regarding athlete
54:31I transferred to LA to find somebody very special
54:35The woman that I love does this mystery woman have a name
54:46Evie
54:48Evie, I'm sorry for everything
55:02That's easy. That's quite a topic apology to make. Is she a local find out or I will fight
55:08I need profiles of every single one of Timothy Hayes is rumored girlfriends. Anyone starting with the name
55:13Evie, Eve, Eve, check middle names please tell us more about her. Maybe there's a
55:19That's all for today folks, okay, thank you
55:32Trust me Evie
55:39Evie
55:43Oh
55:49Wrong person
55:53Who is this Evie? How long have you been known?
55:55Tell us more about this
55:56Who is Evie?
55:57We really want to know
55:58Where did you meet her?
55:59Tell us more about her
56:00Yeah, we look for her more about her
56:05There you are
56:07You vanished yesterday
56:08She's like Cinderella at midnight
56:10What gives?
56:11Migraine
56:12Migraine
56:12Need a smear
56:13You ran
56:15Like
56:17Wait
56:17No way
56:20You're not
56:20The Evie
56:25Do you know how many Evie's there are in LA?
56:27God, I would kill for your name right now
56:30That way I could pretend he's talking to me
56:32It's like a fairy tale
56:33Evie
56:36Evie
56:36Jasper
56:37My office
56:38Now
56:38Whoa
56:41Hmm
56:44Yesterday's numbers were fantastic
56:45That Hayes interview
56:48Topped every platform
56:49Thank you
56:51Thank you sir
56:52I won't let you down
56:53I
56:53But it's not enough to stave off bankruptcy
56:56The last three years
56:57We've lost corporate sponsorships
56:59Money
56:59And we always rank at the bottom of the local news
57:03We need to
57:05Restructure
57:07Restructure?
57:09Let's skip the corporate euphemisms, shall we?
57:11You're done here, Sinclair
57:13We're eliminating your position Evie
57:15Can't justify the cost of two producers
57:19You're firing me?
57:21Oh
57:22Don't worry sweetie
57:23I mean
57:25There's always OnlyFans
57:28How is this possible?
57:30I mean I'm first in last out
57:31I work 16 hour days
57:33Oh that's so cute
57:36But my father invested millions into the station so
57:38There's no way they're getting rid of me, right?
57:40Don't tempt me Jasper
57:42Are you seriously handing our news show
57:46Over to someone who thinks that a sound bite is a microwave snack?
57:49Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes
57:52And that's me
57:53Enough!
57:57You know what, how about this?
57:58Whoever lands an exclusive interview with Timothy Hayes
58:04Keeps their job
58:05You know he's never done a sit-down interview with any network before
58:09No, no I can't, please
58:11Easy peasy
58:12I was already vibing with the guy last winter in Stade
58:15That's in Switzerland, by the way
58:18Is there any other project you can put me on?
58:21Anything but Hayes?
58:23Well, if you can't get me Hayes, then get me the Evie
58:26Look, if the Evie has been hiding from Hayes for six years
58:38There's probably a good reason we can't
58:40Then dig her up
58:41Dig her up from the grave, I don't care
58:43Half the town is looking for her
58:46No Hayes, no Evie, then you're fired
58:56So I think it's worse, so I'm going to get home
59:01If the Evie is already a good time
59:03If you know her, I'm going to get home
59:03I'm going to get home
59:04And I'm going to get home
59:05The Evie is in your home
59:06So that I was like I was going to go
59:06And içi
59:07I'm going to go
59:08So if you're going to take home
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