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Lesson for life...

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00:00All I'm saying is, keep the government out of the bedroom business.
00:05Teaching my boy the facts of life is my job.
00:08You got that right.
00:10Hank, I couldn't get the words out.
00:12Oh, gee, you didn't send her in to a man's job, did you?
00:16Uh, well, uh...
00:17Maybe you should let Boomhauer teach him what he knows.
00:20Yeah, man, I'll tell you what, he's talking about them dang old condom dispensers with them,
00:23he's putting a little 50 cents in there and he's trying to hit that corner,
00:26trying to bang on that thing, and it's talking about her needs.
00:30No, no, that's all right.
00:32I guess I'll do it.
00:34My daddy told me the facts of life when I was Bobby's age and I turned out okay.
00:42Yee-haw-haw!
00:43Hey, what you crying for, boy?
00:45It's a good show.
00:46This is a damn good show.
00:48Yeah.
00:49That's also how he taught me about paying taxes.

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