00:00Hey, Ginger, take a look at my new massage chair, fresh off the delivery truck.
00:06Ah, it's still got that new chair smell.
00:09This baby not only massages, but it's got over two dozen other cool features.
00:16Rick, I thought you said you needed more exercise.
00:19Well, you gotta loosen up first, right?
00:22Otherwise, you might strain something.
00:24Watch this.
00:25Temperature control, how's that?
00:31Have fun. If you need me, I'll be down the block at Sarah's house.
00:41Nice!
00:53Perfect shot!
00:56I love it!
01:02Woo-hoo, yeah!
01:04All right!
01:06The chair!
01:08Oh, boy, this is better than pizza from Luigi's.
01:14Sorry, bub.
01:15I'm not gonna let you wreck this like every other piece of furniture.
01:22Get your own massage chair.
01:25Hello?
01:26Crazy kids.
01:38Oh, aren't we funny?
01:40Uh, Tom?
01:42What are you doing?
01:43Tom!
01:44Open this door!
01:45Come on, open up!
01:47Tom, do you hear me?
01:49Okay, I'm gonna go get Ginger's keys, and when I get back, you'll be sorry!
01:54Tom, mommy's got a treat for you.
01:55Tom, sit.
01:56It's not food, silly.
01:57It's a crinkly ball.
01:58It's a crinkly ball.
01:59You'll come around.
02:00Wow!
02:01Tom, sit.
02:04It's not food, silly.
02:06It's a crinkly ball.
02:08You'll come around.
02:38You'll come around.
03:08Tired of looking into the mirror and seeing this?
03:11Now with Liquid Locks, you'll see your follicles of few become follicles of plenty.
03:16Turn that chrome dome into lustrous locks of curls that will grow and grow.
03:21Guaranteed!
03:22Liquid Locks, buy it now. Supplies are limited.
03:25Buy three bottles and we'll give you six.
03:28I did. I ordered it a week ago.
03:31Here it is, Rick.
03:32Finally. I'm kind of excited.
03:36You know you don't need this stuff.
03:38Your hair is fine.
03:40Well, hair loss runs in my family.
03:42My great-great-great-uncle had it.
03:46Yuck. I think I'm going to risk hair loss.
03:49I love you. Hair or no hair.
03:51Let's you and I go out for a nice healthy walk, huh?
03:54Hey, we can get a mile in today.
03:56Rick, I'm impressed.
03:57Yeah, Luigi's Pizzeria is just a mile from here and we can pick up dinner.
04:01Oh, Rick.
04:11Come here, kitty kitty. Time to go out for the night.
04:15Out you go.
04:16Ginger, what did you put in the herring tonight?
04:25Oh, Heinrich. Find your manners.
04:28I'm having the heartburn.
04:30Possibly I put too much fiery hot mustard in the sauce.
04:34Oh.
04:34Sweet. For your niece's birthday?
04:55Yep. Mailing it tomorrow.
04:56Does that look interesting to you, Tom?
04:59Wondering what's in it?
05:00I'll bet you are.
05:06Well, all you need to know is it's not for you, buddy.
05:09This is something very important, so keep your paws off it.
05:15Yeah, all four of them.
05:17You know what they say.
05:18Curiosity killed the cat.
05:27He's a good kitty. I trust him.
05:30Five bucks, he mangles it.
05:34Ha! You're on.
05:39What is that noise?
05:43Tom's new crinkly toy.
05:47Give me that one.
05:52Stop!
05:52Stop!
05:53Stop!
05:53Stop!
05:54Stop!
05:54Stop!
05:54Stop!
05:54Stop!
05:54Stop!
05:55Stop!
05:55Stop!
05:55Stop!
05:56Stop!
05:56Stop!
05:56Stop!
05:57Stop!
05:57Stop!
05:57Stop!
05:58Stop!
05:58Stop!
05:59Stop!
05:59Stop!
06:00Stop!
06:00Stop!
06:00That's enough for one night.
06:08That's enough for one night.
06:30Tom, give it here.
06:38It goes out.
06:40You stay in.
06:42It goes out.
06:43You stay in.
06:44You stay in.
06:45You stay in.
06:46You stay in.
07:10Oh.
07:12Oh, I'm so tired.
07:20My old tap shoes.
07:29Maybe some little kid will love them as much as I did.
07:33Rick, are you ready?
07:35Way ahead of you, sweetie.
07:36Come on, let's go.
07:38Okay.
07:42Let's go.
08:12Let's go.
08:42Let's go.
09:00Thomas!
09:02Put that down.
09:12Don't give me that look.
09:13You've been caught red-handed.
09:16That's a time-out for you, mister.
09:18Shame on you.
09:20I'm very disappointed in you, Thomas.
09:22Now you stay there and think about what you've done.
09:25Why didn't I just get a goldfish?
09:33Hey, look.
09:34I found my old water bottle from my first gym membership.
09:37When was the last time you went to a gym, Rick?
09:40Fair enough.
09:41But I still drink water, don't I?
09:43Hey, honey, look at this.
09:45My dad caught it at a game when I was 13.
09:48He even got the great high fly to autograph it.
09:55My dad gave me this ball.
09:57Let's put it on the mantle.
09:59Your dad will be so surprised when he gets here tonight.
10:01Keep your paws off that ball.
10:09Or else.
10:11Come on, Ginger.
10:12If we hurry, we can finish cleaning out the garage before my dad gets here.
10:16Oh, gee.
10:17What fun.
10:18Oh, gee.
10:48Rick, did you meet the new really hip and laid-back neighbors?
11:06They said they moved to the suburbs because it's their idea of an ironic trend.
11:10They sound like a couple of nut jobs.
11:13If you ask me, those two are a little too laid-back.
11:18Tsk, tsk, tsk.
11:25Oh, still chasing that mouse, huh?
11:32Man, chasing mice is so last year.
11:35I got more important things to do, like drinking wheatgrass and, uh, not caring.
11:41You should meet my pal Jake, who just moved in down the street.
11:44He showed me what's up.
11:46You need to relax and chill out more.
11:49You know, chillax.
11:51Jake says, oh, hey, here he is now.
11:55Scored a protein shake down at the juice box.
11:59Spike, I got something for you.
12:01I brought a fresh steak for the smartest dog around.
12:05Now roll over.
12:07Stand.
12:08Play dead.
12:09Who's a good boy?
12:18Hey, Spike old boy.
12:21Mike, my big brother.
12:23Long time no see.
12:24Put it in.
12:25So, Mike, what you doing in this part of town?
12:34Well, you know, I figured I'd just pop in and see what my little bro is up to.
12:39Hey, what do we have here?
12:41A fresh slab of steak?
12:44Your half.
12:45Just like old times.
12:46So, these are the grand digs, huh?
12:49We don't have no fancy dog houses at the junkyard where I live.
12:54I gotta say, I'm a little surprised that you can stand a place that's so, uh, you know, clean and boring.
13:01Gotcha!
13:16Gotcha!
13:17Gotcha!
13:17Ah!
13:17Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:19Ah!
13:20Ah!
13:20Ah!
13:21Ah!
13:21Ah!
13:22Ah!
13:22Ah!
13:23Ah!
13:24Ah!
13:25Ah!
13:26Ah!
13:27Ah!
13:28Ah!
13:29Ah!
13:30Ah!
13:31Ah!
13:31Tom! What in the world? Look at you, you're a mess! You're taking a bath right now!
13:40Won't you stay still for one second?
13:51There you go, all nice and squeaky clean.
13:56Now here's some cream for being such a good boy.
14:01News alert for pet owners. Be on the lookout for the Svengali tick, a voracious pest that infects dogs, cats and other animals.
14:15One bite from this tiny tick will disrupt the nervous system, causing pets to lose control of the limbs, tail and joints of whatever body part the tick has bitten.
14:25To get rid of the Svengali tick, do not use bug spray. It has no effect.
14:30Simple soap and water will eliminate the creature. We now return to our regularly scheduled program.
14:37What's your hurry?
14:40I just want to make sure Tom didn't get into the doughnuts while we were gone. Well, there's the box.
14:47Well, there's one left. Let's flip for it.
14:57Rick!
15:00Rick!
15:04Hey!
15:06Cinger, you...
15:07Rick, I'm sorry. That doughnut is mine! Give it to me!
15:11Rick!
15:12Give it to me!
15:13Rick!
15:23Two down. 20 to go.
15:26Oh, better turn this thing off between balloons.
15:30All right, that just about does it.
15:36Oops, time to pick up Ginger already.
15:39I know she thinks I forgot our anniversary.
15:42She is going to be so surprised.
15:46She'll flip when she sees this.
16:00Yeah!
16:23Mayday! Mayday! I'm going down!
16:30Why do you always pack so much for an overnight trip?
16:36This thing weighs a ton.
16:39Oh, quit complaining. I only pack the essentials.
16:42Tom, you're in charge while we're gone.
16:44Make sure there are no messes.
16:46Whatever you do, don't burn the house down.
17:00Oh, it's OK.
17:04Hahaha.
17:06I'm sorry.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:11This thing has kept you back in the morning.
17:15Oh, my God.
17:45All right, honey. Here's your big surprise. Happy valentine.
17:54Tom?
17:57Oh, Rick. Wildflowers. I love them.
18:02Oh, so much better than boring store-bought roses.
18:05How could I have doubted you?
18:07Well, I mean, after years of marriage, of course I know what you like.
18:15Come on, boy. You heard the vet.
18:40Until your cold is gone, we've got to keep you quarantined.
18:44You don't want Tyke to get sick, too.
18:46Don't worry, Spike. We made the garage all comfy.
18:49You and Tyke will be reunited in no time.
18:56Cat, you've got to help me.
18:58While I'm gone, you've got to look after my boy, no matter what happens, or else.
19:04Morning, Ginger. Guess what I got for you.
19:26Oh, for me?
19:27Da-da-da! Donuts!
19:29Ooh, yum!
19:31Yeah, it's from our favorite bakery.
19:34Unfortunately, this box has to last us two weeks.
19:37The bakery's temporarily closed for remodeling.
19:41We'll split one before our golf game.
19:43Good idea!
19:47Cheers!
19:47These had all better be here when I get back.
20:09Now remember, honey, keep your eyes closed until I tell you to open them.
