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  • 6/29/2025

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00:00i'm pregnant we're having a child uh sorry you're gonna be a dad you're gonna be a dad
00:10i'm so excited who the hell are you i mean we met like last week or something and what day was it
00:20yeah last week saturday and you took me back here and we've done it obviously and i've got a bun in
00:26the oven now aren't you excited we're gonna we're gonna be parents so i just thought i'll come by
00:32let you know i'm coming obviously now i've got to meet my family i'm so excited so excited so yeah
00:38i don't know who you are you you met me at the party that you know the the bar when was it last
00:47week you brought me back here we we came back into the uber um came back done a little thing was great
00:54i must admit it was so it was fantastic i knew something was going to be you know come of this
00:59one and yeah i'm pregnant i think you're going to be a great dad i mean i need to get to know you a
01:04little bit more but i think you're going to be okay but hold a minute i didn't even know your name
01:08yeah no we don't have to worry about that we'll get to know each other's names in fact we can think
01:14about the baby's name i mean if it's a girl what would you what would you call it like okay so
01:20hold on yeah yeah but you're keeping it yeah of course what why would i because like like firstly
01:28like i don't even know who you are like we've most likely met on a one night stand basis and now
01:34you're here congratulations you're a dad yeah i thought you would want to know well i mean if i
01:41i'm a mum i would want to know you're gonna be a dad i'm sure you want to know you have a right to
01:46know but well yeah of course but like like like it's not mine it can't be mine of course it was
01:54yours we were together last week and look i just think you should come over i speak to my parents my
01:59parents are gonna be like maybe tell them that yeah but hold a minute like why am i gonna meet
02:03your parents i don't even know your name it's gonna be the grandchild to our why don't i meet your
02:10parents do you know what we could do we could bring both of the parents together and we could
02:14kind of discuss have like a little ceremony like a name and pre-naming ceremony where we think about
02:19names for the the child okay but that's not gonna happen like like we can't have this child
02:26we we can't have it why well because it's not right like it's not right for you to keep a child
02:33after a one night stand yeah but i mean i don't get it i've come to you i've come all happy i thought
02:39you would be happy i remember where i live because i saved it because obviously we took the uber and i
02:46thought oh you know i've got to save it don't that wouldn't you do the same well no because like
02:51obviously we were like under the influence and like we were gotten and and now you're here
02:56well i just thought it was a good idea i had it still on the address still in my phone and i thought
03:01oh i know nowhere to find daddy i know where to find daddy so i thought come along share the news
03:08with you because we didn't exchange numbers that that's the problem we didn't exchange numbers we
03:13forgot to we were so we was gone without it was a great night but we didn't exchange numbers so i
03:18thought what's the next best thing to do come down tell you share this brilliant news with you and
03:23you don't seem to be too impressed and i don't get why we're gonna be parents this is like this is
03:29like one of the biggest achievements ever like

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