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00:00:00Music
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:39Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:42But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:00Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:02No.
00:02:05Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06I have a date.
00:02:08So do I.
00:02:09Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:42Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be.
00:02:55I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:03:00Together.
00:03:08Jake, no.
00:03:09I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:12You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:27Okay.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:39Nothing wrong with me, nothing.
00:03:41Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex God.
00:03:49Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right, I bet.
00:03:59Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:20When did you get home?
00:04:21So, is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday or maybe even like our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like, a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:32I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:09Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church.
00:06:13To pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:19Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Mm-hmm.
00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:42Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:48Aw.
00:06:50I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:03Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse.
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25What?
00:07:25What?
00:07:26What?
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:30How could you do so?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:46Home route.
00:07:48Ah.
00:07:49Damn it.
00:07:51Oh, fucking Yankees.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:55Sorry.
00:07:55Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:19What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:22Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking.
00:08:46You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:10I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:12Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:37Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:37Hey, um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthdays.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at me short?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:14Jake.
00:10:14And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:17But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair?
00:10:20It's easy.
00:10:21I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:35My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:19See you in the morning.
00:11:20I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:30I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:30I just didn't expect it to happen.
00:12:00So perfect.
00:12:30Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:54Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:09Oh, my gosh.
00:13:32They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:35Hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to say it.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Seriously, come on.
00:14:09Hurry up.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:14Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:18Um, you should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:28Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30I thought so.
00:14:30Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:14:57Nice.
00:14:58Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:10Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to pump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I mean, I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23I love you, please.
00:15:29Poster, such a cutie.
00:15:32Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:34All right.
00:15:34Sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay, man?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37I'll see you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:44Jake.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Hey, man.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:01Oh, hon.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:11You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:13And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, Ralph, we need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:24A little bit.
00:16:27All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:41Check it out!
00:16:44Dare me.
00:16:48Woo-hoo!
00:16:55Look at you.
00:16:56Look at the guy.
00:17:00Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:05I do!
00:17:05Move!
00:17:06Come on, lame!
00:17:07Oh, all right.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the moves.
00:17:1220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah!
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:23Oopsie-tay.
00:17:25Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the birdie.
00:17:36Come on.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:42Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50It just, like, disappeared.
00:17:51Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:07How come I've never met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:11Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where he went.
00:18:22Go roll.
00:18:26Liquid courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:32Vodka cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I can go meet around.
00:18:40Sue, are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just eyes.
00:18:47Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's going to be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:56Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:58No.
00:18:59He does not have gay face.
00:19:01I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm going to do it.
00:19:09Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:12No.
00:19:12He does not have gay face.
00:19:15I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:16I'm going to do it.
00:19:17I'm going to do this.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:31You know, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:19:41Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:46Uh, in private?
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:48Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:07Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:15And I really want to...
00:20:18Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:20:31I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:40I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:43I like you too.
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You do?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I really do.
00:20:48No, it's just, I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh, that man.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:10You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins,
00:21:18when I think about him up there on that cross,
00:21:22so helpless, yet so muscular,
00:21:26with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth,
00:21:38growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:21:41under that hot, hot sun.
00:21:44And I just feel such compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things, too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:55I just find it too hard.
00:21:57It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:04So...
00:22:06So...
00:22:08We're going to go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're going to tell you three months.
00:22:19Hey, hi.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Can you see him, Jake?
00:22:24No, no.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:29All right, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:31Okay.
00:22:31Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:56How could he?
00:22:57Sue, what happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:17Look, the only way you were going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you really are deep inside.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:30Where?
00:23:30To meet your dark side.
00:23:38Out.
00:23:40Everyone out.
00:23:41Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.
00:24:03I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:08Sue, I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:21Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:30What?
00:24:37What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:54Okay, fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:23Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:28And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:42Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:50Booseye!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:53Oh, my God!
00:25:54Big.
00:25:56Big.
00:25:56Bang!
00:25:57Bang!
00:25:59Good boy.
00:25:59Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:03He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry.
00:26:08I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Oh, shit.
00:26:21Oh, shit.
00:26:35Oh, shit.
00:26:48What's wrong with this thing?
00:27:05Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful. I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:33It's a text. It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:36Okay. He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:42Oh, I can't face him. I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Reve- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Reve- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:18But he- I mean, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care. Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him. To his ego. To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him. Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:38Eric? No, I- I couldn't. Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric! He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall? Are you kidding? I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:28:54Really? And what type is that?
00:28:56Slutty.
00:28:56Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing. I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue, right?
00:29:03Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else. Someone that I haven't... fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him? I mean, it's like you're not gonna marry the guy.
00:29:20Okay? No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it,
00:29:35go ahead. But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:48I don't know. Trust me. It's going to work.
00:29:56I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01You're okay enough to chat with her.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:15Hey.
00:30:17Happy birthday.
00:30:17Thanks.
00:30:20Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:42So, happy birthday.
00:30:50Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us. U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:02United States?
00:31:03I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:09I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:12Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:19Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:20Yeah, no, I can totally move. I can totally move. I just...
00:31:23No, you're fine.
00:31:36Jake!
00:31:36So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:40Oh, I'm sorry. It? What, um...
00:31:45It. Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:51Oh, oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah. You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure. I mean, yeah, of course. Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:07I mean, whew, uh, it's just, you're so, you're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay, um, uh, no cuisine.
00:32:23Right, um, of course. Sorry.
00:32:29So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:33Oh, wow. Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um, where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end that I just, like, right over here.
00:33:01Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02That's where I see it. Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:05Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:08Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:33:09I, um...
00:33:10It's, it's okay.
00:33:11Do it again.
00:33:14Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what? Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:25Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is. I got it.
00:33:30All right, just, um, pull it.
00:33:33Let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez. Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Help me!
00:33:40Help!
00:33:41Uh...
00:33:42Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:46Oh, jeez.
00:33:48Oh, jeez.
00:33:49Oh, jeez.
00:33:50Oh, jeez.
00:33:51Oh, jeez.
00:33:52Oh, jeez.
00:33:53Oh, jeez.
00:33:54Oh, jeez.
00:33:55Oh, jeez.
00:33:56Uh, yeah.
00:33:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:03How you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I need another beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:18So are you with me?
00:34:19Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:22I'll take a piss.
00:34:23How much beer?
00:34:24Oh, my God.
00:34:25Bad girl.
00:34:26Bad girl.
00:34:27Bad girl.
00:34:28Want it bad girl.
00:34:29Don't be bad.
00:34:30You're gonna get a spade.
00:34:32Where's my fucking boy do?
00:34:34You're bad girl.
00:34:35You're doing it to take me.
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:45Finally.
00:34:52I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:58Don't worry about it.
00:34:59What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, OK.
00:35:08OK.
00:35:22OK.
00:35:23Oh, OK.
00:35:24OK.
00:35:25OK.
00:35:26OK.
00:35:27Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:29Don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:32I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:35Oh.
00:35:37Well, OK.
00:35:38OK.
00:35:52I can't say anything.
00:35:55I'm happy when she's home.
00:35:57Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:01Hey.
00:36:03Oh.
00:36:05I'm happy.
00:36:06I'm happy everyone's home to all of these days.
00:36:10I'm happy everyone's home.
00:36:11Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:36:15Oh, no.
00:36:17Oh.
00:36:18Oh.
00:36:20What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:33Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh?
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:42It's so good.
00:36:44Oh.
00:36:47Yep.
00:36:47Oh, my god.
00:36:49Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52What?
00:36:52What?
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:54Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:01Ah.
00:37:02Are you OK?
00:37:06No, no, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:11It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:37:18Are you sure you're OK?
00:37:20Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:21OK, great.
00:37:22Have fun.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:28Now.
00:37:29Now, let's do it now.
00:37:30No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:31Not yet.
00:37:32All right, I'm going to come.
00:37:33I'm going to come.
00:37:34Are you ready?
00:37:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:52Lexi?
00:37:53Lexi?
00:37:54Lexi?
00:37:55Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:56I'm sorry.
00:37:56I'm sorry.
00:37:57It's been a really long time and I just I haven't even asked for anything.
00:38:03Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:05How you doing?
00:38:07How's it going?
00:38:09Good. Eric?
00:38:11Eric, help me.
00:38:13I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:15Excuse me.
00:38:19Cheryl's in here.
00:38:25What's up, bruh?
00:38:27What the fuck is...
00:38:29Hey, wait!
00:38:31Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:41Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:45Damn it.
00:38:47I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:49Hey, you!
00:38:51You better stop making fun of the blind
00:38:53or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:55Ow!
00:38:57I'm so sorry!
00:38:59I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:01Ah!
00:39:03I can't crash.
00:39:05Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:39:07This party's ass.
00:39:09Yeah!
00:39:11This just isn't working out.
00:39:13Nothing.
00:39:15What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:17My character later, my life stinks.
00:39:19I'm look forward to it.
00:39:21Oh, I can't crash.
00:39:23You can't imagine.
00:39:24Oh, man.
00:39:25No more water balloons.
00:39:27This party's ass!
00:39:31Yeah!
00:39:35This just isn't working.
00:39:38Nothing.
00:39:39What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:44Lock your character, man. The lock sticks.
00:39:46Spark it up!
00:39:48Yes!
00:39:51Oh, man!
00:39:53I love this game!
00:39:55Hey, we're in the controllers. We gotta play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58Okay, let me find another one.
00:40:01Whoa!
00:40:03Look at this!
00:40:05Oh, my God!
00:40:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, man!
00:40:09Get that thing away! Jesus!
00:40:17Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:40:19Wasn't me.
00:40:25Whoa, whoa, nice!
00:40:27Are you sitting in there or something?
00:40:31Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:33Nice, nice!
00:40:35Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:45Whoa!
00:40:47You are the controller!
00:40:49No, I just...
00:40:50I didn't...
00:40:51I swear, I...
00:40:53I...
00:40:54Hey, Sue!
00:40:55What's going on, man?
00:40:57It's okay.
00:40:59Um...
00:41:00I'm so sorry, I don't know.
00:41:02I'm so sorry.
00:41:03It's okay.
00:41:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:09I'm too bad.
00:41:16All right.
00:41:17Hey, Sue.
00:41:18No, it's a...
00:41:19What's going on, man?
00:41:22It's okay.
00:41:23Hey, Sue.
00:41:34Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:36Yeah, I just needed to.
00:41:39Oh, sure.
00:41:41Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:46You were?
00:41:48You mean...
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:53So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:57Could we go get a drink?
00:42:01Wow, your toilet's really...
00:42:06You know what? I gotta go.
00:42:08Happy Birthday.
00:42:09Uh, no, Chris.
00:42:10No, there wasn't...
00:42:11I didn't...
00:42:12God, never mind.
00:42:13The
00:42:25This is the worst idea ever.
00:42:27Never going to have sex.
00:42:28going to have sex.
00:42:30Ow.
00:42:49Hello? A little attention here.
00:42:52Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:42:58Lex, don't be selfish.
00:43:01Oh, right. Sorry.
00:43:15Jeez.
00:43:17Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:22Screw it.
00:43:28Ah!
00:43:33Ah!
00:43:37Ah!
00:43:40Ah!
00:43:43Ah!
00:43:44No, that was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:14Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:25I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So, you're JJ?
00:44:37Uh-oh.
00:44:44Hello, welcome to 1900 Confess.
00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:13Please hold.
00:45:14Thank goodness.
00:45:18One 900 Confession, how may I be of service?
00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:24I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day.
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:34Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:40Okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:43Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:46What's her problem?
00:45:48A washing machine touched her.
00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:54All right, freak.
00:45:55Time's up.
00:45:56What?
00:45:57But what do I do?
00:45:58Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy.
00:46:05You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious!
00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:10I'll tell you this.
00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contritions?
00:46:18You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:20It's not in the Bible.
00:46:22So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:25Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:28Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:35Huh.
00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is.
00:46:40Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:48Because I'm a nun.
00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:52Huh.
00:46:52Accidental masturbation.
00:46:54Who would have thought?
00:46:55Revenge sex.
00:47:05What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:11Yeah, admit it.
00:47:12I've got no game.
00:47:14I guess I can skip it.
00:47:15I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:47:20Fucking douchebag.
00:47:22Damn it.
00:47:23I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:27You go, girl.
00:47:29What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen.
00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:38Yeah?
00:47:39If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank, the blind guy.
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:52I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like, we used all our senses.
00:48:00Everything.
00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:07All right.
00:48:07What about him?
00:48:15Jeremy.
00:48:16Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:21I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:23It's Jones.
00:48:25Jeremy Jones.
00:48:26This all makes sense.
00:48:28Excuse me.
00:48:30Jeremy.
00:48:32Hi.
00:48:32Hey.
00:48:33Who's on the phone?
00:48:34Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:36You'll meet her.
00:48:37We'll have to be here in like an hour.
00:48:39Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:54Hi, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:48:56Oh, you meant, you meant the dog.
00:49:05Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:18Oh, I'm, I'm relaxed.
00:49:20I'm fine.
00:49:21And why are you biting your nail?
00:49:23I'm not.
00:49:23How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:34Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:40Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Roll over.
00:49:47Oh, you mean me.
00:49:49Oh, how do you, how do you want me to?
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:49:53I know it, I've.
00:50:04Oh.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:16See me with your hands.
00:50:18Okay.
00:50:18See me with your hands.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:23Uh.
00:50:30You know, I should really, I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:33Mm.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:46Mm.
00:50:46Peanut butter.
00:50:47Frank, Frank, oh, oh, Frank.
00:51:17Frank, oh, Frank, oh, Frank.
00:51:47It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:52:01No, let me do this.
00:52:03Go ahead.
00:52:03I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really, please.
00:52:05I want to help.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:11Leave.
00:52:12I have to back you.
00:52:17You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:29I see some dust over here, so...
00:52:34It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:38It's a dirty floor.
00:52:40I'm such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:49Oh, my God.
00:52:56Oh, my God.
00:52:58Oh, my God.
00:53:00Oh, my God.
00:53:02Oh, my God.
00:53:05Oh, I think I got all that.
00:53:08I'm just going to see you at home.
00:53:16We got it.
00:53:17Oh, here we go.
00:53:19Frankie.
00:53:21Oh, my.
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Oh, fucking shit.
00:53:26Man, we got a smoke in here.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:33Oh, shit.
00:53:35Oh, sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might.
00:53:41Come on.
00:53:42You got to do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys.
00:53:44I need to go back.
00:53:45What's your dog, man?
00:53:46Dude, what's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:04I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:15Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:31You're the devil.
00:54:33No more.
00:54:35JJ, I'm Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:47Please.
00:54:48Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:51I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with
00:55:05just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:10Oh.
00:55:15We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:16Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:23I don't want to do it.
00:55:34Let's do it.
00:55:35Fuck me.
00:55:36Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46It's too dry down there.
00:55:47It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:50It's just, okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came like four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:32We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of work.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:37I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:43Go team.
00:56:44What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:54Shit.
00:57:04Where's Jeremy?
00:57:05Hi.
00:57:06We were just, you know, cooking.
00:57:10Hey, babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:15How could you, you bastard?
00:57:20You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:29Mariela!
00:57:30Mariela!
00:57:31You know, those aren't mine!
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:46Well, no more.
00:57:47That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:59Shh.
00:58:01Come on.
00:58:01Oh, man.
00:58:02Oh my god.
00:58:19Cheryl?
00:58:24What is it?
00:58:26What are you doing down here?
00:58:28Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out
00:58:30and get far, far away from here.
00:58:32What?
00:58:32Why?
00:58:34Nothing, just this blind guy and his dog and ugh.
00:58:38Honey, it's going to be OK.
00:58:40No, it's not OK.
00:58:43God.
00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's.
00:58:48Jake's fault.
00:58:49That blind, cheating bastard.
00:58:52Yes.
00:58:53He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54You need to confront him.
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:57Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday.
00:59:00And where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him
00:59:05a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece.
00:59:07A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:09A big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:12You know, you might want to...
00:59:15You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:16Yeah, you're right.
00:59:19Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:20I know.
00:59:26I'm sorry.
00:59:28I'm so...
00:59:29I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:34I got no game.
00:59:35It's not important.
00:59:39It's not important.
00:59:42It's not important.
00:59:43I'm sorry.
00:59:48I just want to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I want to make
00:59:55it up to you.
00:59:56Eric, really?
00:59:56No, no, no, I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now, so.
01:00:01No, no, no, no, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
01:00:04and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really?
01:00:09I don't care.
01:00:10It's fine.
01:00:11No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you, maybe because, I don't know,
01:00:19I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering, or hoping, that we
01:00:25we could go out sometime, soon, because I'm
01:00:28going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:29and it would be nice to go out, look like.
01:00:31Really, Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:35Well, no, not really.
01:00:39Yeah, no, I can't do this, sorry.
01:00:44OK, all right.
01:00:46I, uh, happy birthday, then.
01:00:55I, uh, I'm sorry, I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:11Wow.
01:01:12Here I come, baby, get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:30Oh, Eric, stop, um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, god, baby, not again.
01:01:34Oh, no, um.
01:01:35Honey, happy, what the fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41OK, guys, don't.
01:01:46Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:50Aw, gee, Cheryl, you're, I've been looking for you all night,
01:01:55and you've been, oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:02:02or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:10Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:16Cheryl, come on.
01:02:17No, Jake, please, just go.
01:02:19Please, please, come on.
01:02:20I'm sorry.
01:02:21You're a heartless bitch!
01:02:22How can you do it?
01:02:24Oh, yay, you did it.
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You've left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:34It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:38It all makes sense now.
01:02:41Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.
01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:50And you used me.
01:02:52Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:58Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02You mean the sex?
01:03:03Was it?
01:03:03Yeah.
01:03:04No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:09Really?
01:03:10I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:12Well, anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:17I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:18I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit.
01:03:32God!
01:03:33Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:35Dude, suck it!
01:03:36What the?
01:03:37Oh!
01:03:38God, I'm out of here!
01:03:39Yeah!
01:03:41He has good hair, though.
01:03:46Don't you puse on me.
01:03:48Don't puse on my car, either.
01:04:02Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:06Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:13Every possible object.
01:04:15It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:16It was like transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21I told you.
01:04:22It's addicting.
01:04:25So what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away
01:04:28through your life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31Well, I think I'm just, oh, cramp.
01:04:34Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:37So wait.
01:04:39None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:42Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:47So I was going to go grab some food.
01:04:50Can I go?
01:04:51No, thank you.
01:04:53I think I should finish up here.
01:04:54Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:57No.
01:04:59I don't know.
01:05:00For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:04Or something.
01:05:05Why?
01:05:06Do you know him?
01:05:07Sort of.
01:05:08Oh.
01:05:09Well, hey, if you happen to run into him,
01:05:11just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:19Love him.
01:05:20Shut it.
01:05:21You want to do it?
01:05:22I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:22I don't want to get married.
01:05:23You want to do it?
01:05:24All right, all right, all right.
01:05:53No way.
01:05:54Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:24It's you, I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:39Joanna.
01:06:54And when the heat is on,
01:07:23you'd never take it away.
01:07:30Give me a robot no more.
01:07:36And when the heat is on...
01:07:39Wow.
01:07:41That's amazing.
01:07:44Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:47I guess something inspired me.
01:07:50He really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:07:53Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:57Whose?
01:07:59Eric's.
01:08:00It's him, right?
01:08:01Oh.
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:03I have to go see him.
01:08:08Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:15One nine hundred confess.
01:08:28Sister Terese?
01:08:30Yeah, hon.
01:08:31There was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:33I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:36Oh, sure.
01:08:37Oh.
01:08:38It's two seven one.
01:08:40Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession,
01:08:42but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:45Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:49Take you back?
01:08:51Sure, hon.
01:08:52Why not?
01:08:53As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:56Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:03Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:06Sister?
01:09:08Can I get up now?
01:09:10I really gotta pee.
01:09:12No!
01:09:13Hush your trap!
01:09:14Okay, honey.
01:09:16I really need to get back to work, but call back anytime.
01:09:19I will.
01:09:21Thanks.
01:09:25Sister?
01:09:26Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:44Eric, wait.
01:09:46Cheryl?
01:09:49Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:56I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning,
01:09:59but then at the end I wasn't.
01:10:01I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:04The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:07Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:13And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:16I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:18and he's all over these pink-
01:10:20Eric!
01:10:21Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:24Oh.
01:10:25Wow.
01:10:26Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:28Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:30Hi.
01:10:31Nice to meet you.
01:10:36Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days?
01:10:40When I get back?
01:10:41Yeah.
01:10:42Sure.
01:10:48Oh.
01:10:49Sorry.
01:10:50No kissing, right.
01:10:51No, kissing.
01:10:52No, kissing.
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:54Mm.
01:10:55Mm.
01:10:56Hi.
01:11:09Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:13I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:17Wait, what?
01:11:18I never did that.
01:11:19I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:21She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:28She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:30I wonder who it was.
01:11:51At least this birthday's over.
01:11:52Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:11:53I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.
01:11:58Oh.
01:11:59Oh.
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01:12:28Oh.
01:12:29excuse me excuse me do you know where the church is it's on fountain street um yeah that's the
01:12:50church i go to or used to go to um it's straight up that way and then left thank you you're more
01:12:58than welcome to come with me if you like oh i don't know well that's pretty powerful oh 250 horsepower
01:13:14225 pounds of torque like i said you're more than welcome to hop on i don't think so but thanks
01:13:24what's your name sue what's yours jesus really si maybe i could use the ride
01:13:35oh
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