The Great Banana Heist of Room 7B

6/28/2025

The Great Banana Heist of Room 7B
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00:00It all started on a Tuesday morning in the sleepy town of Boringville, a name that was very misleading, as you're about to find out.

00:08Inside the dusty halls of Boringville apartments, room 7B was under siege-a-not by burglars or zombies, but by a mysterious banana thief.

00:17The victim? Mr. Stanley Butterworth, a retired librarian with an obsessive love for three things, tea, socks with funny animals, and bananas.

00:28He says, Stanley wasn't just a banana lover, he was a banana connoisseur. He could tell the origin of a banana just by sniffing it.

00:36He named each one before eating it.

00:38Ah yes, this one shall be called Sir Slippery Peel, he would say, before ceremoniously slicing it into his cereal.

00:47But, recently, Stanley had a problem. Every morning, he'd open his fridge and find one banana missing. Not two. Not half. Just one.

00:57And always the ripest one.

00:59This is war, Stanley declared, slamming his refrigerator shut.

01:05No one peels and steals from me.

01:08Stanley launched a full-scale investigation.

01:11He created a suspect board, pinned photos of neighbors with bananas, and used red yarn to connect unrelated dots.

01:17His main suspects were,

01:191. Mrs. Wiggins, the sweet old lady next door who smelled like cookies, and once said,

01:26Bananas give me gas.

01:282. Timmy, the six-year-old from downstairs, who had a suspiciously yellow crayon stuck in his ear.

01:353. Mr. Noodle, a mysterious man, who wore sunglasses indoors, and only ever bought hot dogs from the store.

01:424. Stanley decided to set a trap.

01:44That night, he placed his finest banana, Sir Golden Curvy, on the fridge shelf, and installed a tiny motion sensor camera.

01:52The next morning, he rushed to his laptop, eager to catch the culprit.

01:57He clicked, play.

01:58There, at 2. 3 a.m., the footage showed something shocking.

02:02A raccoon in sunglasses tiptoeing in, opening the fridge, taking the banana, giving the camera a thumbs up, and moonwalking out.

02:11Stanley blinked, then blinked again.

02:14Why is the raccoon wearing sunglasses?

02:17Determined not to be outwitted by a fashionable trash panda, Stanley called the only person who could help.

02:23His cousin, Detective Gertrude Butterworth, a retired mall security guard, who still wore her badge and tackled mannequins for fun.

02:30Then, Gertrude arrived within the hour.

02:32She brought binoculars, a fishing net, and a walkie-talkie that didn't work.

02:37Let's set a trap, she said.

02:39But not with bananas.

02:41With glow-in-the-dark bananas.

02:43Stanley stared.

02:45Those don't exist.

02:46They do if you cover them in highlighter juice.

02:48Gertrude grinned.

02:49So that night, they soaked a banana in yellow highlighter ink and put it back in the fridge.

02:55They hid in the closet with night vision goggles.

02:57Gertrude stole from a camping store in 1989.

03:02At 2.

03:034 a.m.

03:05The door creaked open.

03:06A small paw reached in.

03:08The banana was taken.

03:10A giggle echoed through the apartment.

03:12They burst out of the closet like action heroes in a very low-budget movie.

03:16Gotcha, you sunglass.

03:18Wearing Fridge Raider.

03:19Shouted Gertrude, lunging with the fishing net.

03:21Jeff Pridge Raider, lunging with the fishing net.

03:31Wearing Fridge Raider didn't have this kind of stem.

03:32These fish are wires in the world.

03:33They Ι Cant.

03:35It's time to feel systemic, we talk to each other in the ship.

03:37Wearing Fridge Raider.

03:37She said he was little a sina願い.

03:39I thought monsters were part of the ground dengan it.

03:41How about the water it is?

03:42How about the water it is?

03:43How about water it?

03:44How about water it ships?

03:45How about water it so you're you?

The Great Banana Heist of Room 7B

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