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00:00So, I think you're untouchable.

00:30Oh, ho, ho.

01:00Wait, John Cena looking in a mirror from like 20 years ago.

01:05I forgot how much I love this entrance thing.

01:12Although the outfit, maybe not so much.

01:30Word like.

01:31This is basically the basic of it.

01:33I'm talking, I'm talking about this.

01:35Word like.

01:37I'm not a touchable, but I'm for you.

01:40You're going to mention of the process.

01:41That's your medical concept.

01:43The objects, the fire.

01:45I'm not sure what you're saying.

01:47Regardless of your financial experience.

01:49It's a condition of business.

01:50Your lame vision of an underground physical image.

01:53Underneath you undermine your own typical image.

01:56This is basic punkonomics.

02:16Don't adjust your television set.

02:22Your eyes are working just right.

02:25This clown plagiarized my pipe bomb.

02:28So, now I'm stealing word life.

02:32And you had to rip me off to cut your best promo.

02:36Just to distract from the fact that we all see you move in slow-mo.

02:46Remember when he used to rap?

02:49Yeah.

02:50You deserve all the criticism.

02:52You're like a T-Mu Macklemore, but with Mackle-less rhythm.

03:00And he said, I'm a problem.

03:02He called me a player-hater.

03:04But, let's be honest.

03:07John Cena's buried more talent than The Undertaker.

03:14That's why he's the champ.

03:16And he went and lost all his respects.

03:19But, hey, John, I get it.

03:21I'd retire, too, if this place rehired my ex.

03:23If you never said your prayers, ate your vitamins, or fixed your bald spot, you wouldn't be a pro wrestler.

03:34You'd be a Boston mall cop.

03:37But, hey, he gets good movie roles, that much is a fact.

03:46But then we see Batista act, and we realize that John ain't that.

03:52Same shirt, same hat.

03:55Man, your persona's straight tragic.

03:58You're like a fish-belly-white Hulk Hogan, but somehow more problematic.

04:02Yo, yo, when it comes to best in the world, I'm your vessel.

04:22Because millions chant my name, and at you, they chant, you can't wrestle.

04:42Get it in while you can.

04:44In six months, he'll be gone, and I'll still be here having fun.

04:47He won't have time for you little people anymore.

04:50He'll be busy washing underwears for James Gunn.

04:55Yeah, yeah, he's a superhero now.

04:59He works for DC.

05:01But no matter how hard you try, you'll still always be the Marine to me.

05:08And that's straight to DVD.

05:11Better find a PS3.

05:12I now understand you can't see me.

05:17It's a hell of a catchphrase, John, but now it's all done.

05:22Because we all see you, and we're looking at a washed-up bum.

05:3114 years ago today, I dropped a legendary pipe bomb,

05:36and you tried to make it all about you, because that's what you do, John.

05:40You're a leech.

05:42You're a leech.

05:43You're a phony.

05:45You're a fraud.

05:46You're an ass kiss.

05:4717-time world champion, but ain't never been in my class.

05:52Before you go, John, there's one more wish to make.

06:11Tomorrow night, you're going to lose to Kendrick,

06:15because, bitch, you're my Drake.

06:17A bit of verbal payback for CM Punk tonight.

06:35As we get set for tomorrow night,

06:42perhaps for the final time in this long-storied rivalry,

06:50Yang and Yang concludes.

06:52It is Punk versus Zeta for the undisputed WWE Championship

07:00at Night of Champions.

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