00:00We'll mark the view as a 10,
00:04but the potholes down that drive are a serious drawback.
00:06I may have whiplash.
00:08Things can only get better.
00:10Front door?
00:11Oh...
00:17I don't hear from you for months.
00:19And then this sudden need to sell the Tuscan house by last Tuesday.
00:23The house has been empty for 20 years.
00:25We just cheer the place up a bit and get it sold.
00:30Tuscany is a romantic idyll.
00:32It's why all my clients come here.
00:34You have delivered me a building site
00:36whose walls seem to have been painted by Mussolini.
00:40I wouldn't go on the bus if I were you.
00:42There's a large weasel in the sink.
00:44That's not a euphemism.
00:46Okay, well, it's flat.
00:47Weaselily.
00:48Ferrato.
00:49It's like a rat boat, like...
00:50Good teeth.
00:51The size of a baguette, like a rat baguette.
00:55You're an holiday.
00:56I'm actually here to sell an old family house.
00:58I love that house.
01:01You wanna buy it?
01:02I can only pay you i risotto.
01:04How many bowls do you want for it?
01:06The way the light hits those windows...
01:08takes your breath away.
01:10No.
01:11That's the dust doing that.
01:17Why are you selling it?
01:19Jack's memories of the house are...
01:21not so good.
01:26I heard about your mother, Jack.
01:28I'm sorry.
01:31I don't remember anything.
01:32You can't remember her.
01:34And I can't forget.
01:40This house deserves to have its history on it.
01:43as you're empty.
01:55Oh, no!
01:56Go!
01:57No!
01:58Everyone lets everyone down at some point.
02:03Now you come back from that.
02:04How do you come back from that?
02:07That's romance.
02:12Rough translation.
02:14Very doable.
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