00:00MUSIC
00:05Maria Mary, why Tommy?
00:07Alika na, alika na!
00:08Wait lang, s'y matapos ng namin.
00:09Uy, teka lang ha!
00:11Bibili lang ako ng gamot para sa nanay ko.
00:13At saka sasandali na rin ako sa CR.
00:14Alam mo na, bago dumating ang babe ko, magre-resergy ako.
00:17Sige, pero daliin mo ha, dahil may lahat ka bin yung Mari.
00:21Ha?
00:22Samun y'yo naisip ko nga kung tayo kaya tumulong sa kanda.
00:28Paano?
00:29We're going to pay for the jowans.
00:31What?
00:32I'm going to pay for it?
00:34Why?
00:35You're going to pay for it.
00:37Yeah, but I'm going to pay for it.
00:39I'm going to pay for it.
00:41I'm going to pay for it.
00:42And why are you going to pay for it?
00:44You're going to be a jowans.
00:45Let's go.
00:47It's just me.
00:48Right?
00:49If you don't have to pay for it,
00:51then we're going to pay for her jowans.
00:54Hey!
00:55Hey!
00:56What's your name?
00:57It's just a year.
00:59But it's just a year.
01:00It's probably going to come back.
01:05You're so quiet.
01:09Uh...
01:10I don't have to pay for it.
01:14I don't want to pay for the jowans.
01:16I'm not sure if I know.
01:18I don't want to pay for it.
01:21Wait, wait.
01:23You're not a lawyer?
01:25But I gave my mother to my mother.
01:28She has diabetes in the hospital.
01:31J-Boy, we're not a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
01:34We're not going to pay for it.
01:36Ay, it's not like that.
01:38No, no, no.
01:40You know, it's also enough to be able to be able to.
01:42It's also enough to be able to be able to.
01:44It's not like that, it's not like that.
01:45Tunggu, it's not like that.
01:47It's not like that.
01:48No, no, no, no.
01:50I don't want to be able to be able to hang out.
01:52I really need to be able to hang out.
01:54Pero pwede po ba?
01:56Huwag niyo po sabihin, K-babe.
01:58Baka kasi makawa siya sa akin.
02:01Sige, apaabit mo ng wallet ko.
02:06Ito, oh.
02:08Share ko.
02:08Inaayaw ko.
02:10Inaayaw ko.
02:11Inaayaw ko.
02:12Inaayaw ko.
02:14Ito, oh.
02:16Pagdamotan mo na, ha?
02:18Alas na kayo po ito.
02:20Mm-mm.
02:21Uy, ah, sabi ni Elsa, putaro kayo ng KTV mamaya.
02:25Huwag kayo mag-alala.
02:26Ako ang mahala.
02:26Sagot ko nila.
02:27Hey!
02:29It's open mic night at the KTV.
02:31Ang kakanta kami ni Cheeto.
02:33Ay!
02:33Inaayaw!
02:34Parang chiniki lang.
02:36Ano ba?
02:36Taklesa ka din eh.
02:37Ha?
02:38Ang nakakanta niyo?
02:40Ah, we're gonna sing Sige na.
02:42Hindi pa kanta ng chiniki yun.
02:44Sturuy, ano ka?
02:45Isa ka pa eh.
02:46It's okay po, Tito.
02:47Ay!
02:47I mean, sir, I was hoping po kasi na pag kinanta namin, baka maging theme song namin ng Karachi.
02:54Karachi?
02:55Di ba parang karate lang?
02:57Ay!
02:57That's what Roxy said!
02:58Ah, alam mo, di ba mas maganda pakinggan kung ano nalang?
03:01Chikara.
03:02Uy!
03:03Oo!
03:04Oo!
03:05Nga po, Tito!
03:06I mean, sir!
03:08Sige!
03:09Sir, pwede ko bang invite si gayboy ko?
03:12Kasi date talaga namin.
03:13Hindi.
03:14Mahiya ka naman.
03:15Psst!
03:16Dene, okay lang.
03:17Maganda nga yan.
03:18Magka-banding kayo eh.
03:19Alam ko, balita akong matimuro yung tao eh.
03:21Mabahit daw eh.
03:22Ay, opo.
03:23Talaga, sir.
03:24Ginagawa talaga niya ng paraan para hindi ako umupa.
03:27O, di maigay.
03:28Nakahanap ka ng matinong boyfriend.
03:30Hey!
03:31Nandito ba si Tereda Linsay?
03:33Ay, yes po.
03:34Ano po kailangan nila?
03:35Ako si Defina.
03:36Nanay ako ni J-boy.
03:38Oo.
03:39May pakiusap sana ako sa'yo eh.
03:41Pwede ba layuan mo yung anak ko?
03:44Ah!
03:45Ah, excuse me.
03:47Ako nga po pala si Pepito Manalotto.
03:49Ako ang employer ni Tere.
03:51Ano bang problema?
03:52Eh, kasi naman yung empleyado mo.
03:54Kinayuma yung anak ko.
03:56Oo!
03:57Kinayuma yung anak nyo.
03:58Anong hindi mo ginayuma?
03:59Alam mo buhat kagabi nang umuwisa at tulala.
04:02Wala siya si sarili niya.
04:04Ayan ako tingnan mo.
04:06J-boy!
04:08Babe!
04:09Ano ka ganyan?
04:10Yan ay kahapon ko.
04:11Usap lang mo namin siya.
04:12Huwi naman siya.
04:13Kasi nga, ginayuma mo.
04:16Hala.
04:17Ay, yung totoo pala.
04:18Ano may gayuma yung pintakandila?
04:19Teka, teka.
04:20Ano naman yung pintakandila na yun?
04:21Sir, kasi si Dereco nagkirig po yan ng pintakandila para magganyan.
04:25Siguro sinabayan ang orasyon.
04:27Magpilig na kandila.
04:28Oo nga.
04:29Antigin ang tama ng gayuma.
04:31Hindi ko po siya ginayuma.
04:33Sige po.
04:34Dali na natin sa hospital ulit.
04:36Alam mo, nakaka-30 mil na ako sa anak ko.
04:38Ang laki na na nagastos ko.
04:40Isipin mo naman,
04:41pati yung upas sa kuryente.
04:43Nagamit ko na lang sa anak ko sa pagpapacheck up niya.
04:45Ako na pong bahala.
04:46Babayaran ko lang po sa mga nagastos nyo.
04:48Ano na po.
04:50Nagtere.
04:51Ayaw mo na ako bakitubisig.
04:52Ah, misis.
04:53Sige po.
04:55Huwag ko kayo mag-alala.
04:56Ako na mong bahala.
04:57Sagot ko na po lahat.
04:58Naku, gagasos pa kayo.
04:59Sa probensya namin.
05:01Sinasabuyin lang ng asin.
05:02Yung mga taong ginagayuma.
05:04Ay, talaga ba?
05:05Tignan nyo po.
05:06Sabuyin nyo ng asin.
05:07Magigisin yan.
05:10Sino may asin dyan?
05:11May asin.
05:12Talan nyo ako asin.
05:13Ito.
05:14O ito.
05:15May asin ako.
05:16Akin eh.
05:17Hawak mo to.
05:18cervical.
05:19Akin!
05:20Yung mga taong.
05:21Baga nyo, Bagay.
05:22forma.
05:24J-Pol!
05:25Baay, hey.
05:26Baka naman sa virut
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