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Three teens need to replace a lost science lab corpse and head to the local hospital where they find Bud the CHUD, a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.
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00:01:02Dr. Berkhalter, code blue in OR252.
00:01:05Dr. Berkhalter.
00:01:19Dr. Berkhalter, code blue in OR252.
00:01:23That's a code blue in OR252.
00:01:25Dr. Berkhalter, where the hell are you?
00:01:40I am not fooling around.
00:01:41I am not fooling around.
00:02:11I am not fooling around.
00:02:17I am not fooling around.
00:02:20I am not fooling around.
00:02:22Don't be afraid.
00:02:24If you are in OR252.
00:02:27How's it going, Bert?
00:02:39Oh, boring, as usual.
00:02:43Oh, you should be thankful for small favors.
00:02:45Look at this.
00:02:47I would kill to be in the field.
00:02:50Bert, you have the soul of a poet.
00:02:57Hold me a minute.
00:03:08Wait up, Mr. Oliver.
00:03:14Come on, Mr. Oliver.
00:03:16It's dinner time.
00:03:20You don't want to miss your last meal, do you?
00:03:22The Joint Chiefs of Staff have decided to discontinue the Chud Research Project.
00:03:26The remaining Chud is being terminated as we speak.
00:03:30Sorry, Ted.
00:03:31Meeting adjourned.
00:03:33I'm not into chemical war.
00:03:35I agree.
00:03:36I'm more of a nuke man myself.
00:03:38Thank God.
00:03:41I'm disappointed in you, Doctor.
00:03:43Had the Chud Research continued,
00:03:46we could have had the ultimate in biochemical warfare,
00:03:50an enzyme that would allow soldiers to go on fighting
00:03:54even after they were clinically dead.
00:03:57I'm afraid I don't share your enthusiasm, Colonel.
00:04:01The Chud enzyme stimulated the brain to a point of frenzy.
00:04:06They showed a lot of spunk, that's all.
00:04:08Colonel Masters,
00:04:11there was a reason that these creatures were kept underground.
00:04:15For instance, the little matter of the drugs' cannibalistic side effects.
00:04:22A small glitch.
00:04:24What the hell?
00:04:46What?
00:04:48Are you sure?
00:04:49All right, we're on our way.
00:04:52What's the problem?
00:04:54The Chud's escaped.
00:04:55Escaped?
00:04:56Good God.
00:04:56All right, don't panic.
00:04:58Just remember, we don't want to damage him.
00:05:02Just freeze him until we can get him into the cryogenic chamber.
00:05:08All right, Ben, move out.
00:05:19Get him, get him, get him, get him.
00:05:49Ben, that's enough.
00:05:50We've got him.
00:05:52We've got him.
00:05:54Habitway.
00:05:55Yes, sir.
00:05:56That's one frozen stiff.
00:06:01What about that thing?
00:06:03No, no, no, he's not my problem now.
00:06:05If and when the project gets refunded,
00:06:08I'll defrost him and give him a jolt of electricity.
00:06:11That'll shock the synapses in the old noggin,
00:06:13and those enzymes will get our buddy Perkins.
00:06:15What if the project doesn't get refunded?
00:06:16Well, do not even think it.
00:06:19Now, in the meantime,
00:06:20we have to get our sleeping beauty back there limbo
00:06:22to the Winter Haven Center for Disease Control.
00:06:26I never heard of the place.
00:06:28Government-funded research center in some podunk town.
00:06:32And tomorrow, class, I have a treat in store for you.
00:06:42We actually get to look at a cadaver from Lee's funeral home.
00:06:46A dead body is nothing to be afraid of.
00:06:50Well, now, let's see how we're doing with our experiments.
00:06:54Mr. Williams, I'm sure you'd be delighted to seize this opportunity
00:06:58to elevate your perpetually declining grade.
00:07:02Of course I would, sir.
00:07:07Mr. Proctor, fellow students,
00:07:10direct your attention, if you would, to the frog before me.
00:07:15Poor Benji here is completely without the use of his back legs.
00:07:18I hate it when he does this.
00:07:21Is the frog really paralyzed?
00:07:23Miss Norton, are you following Mr. Williams' experiment?
00:07:26Uh, yes, sir.
00:07:28Here today, I will demonstrate
00:07:30the essential symbiology...
00:07:34Symbiosis.
00:07:35...between...
00:07:36Have you guessed it?
00:07:38Uh, Katie!
00:07:40Between electricity and life?
00:07:41Exactly.
00:07:44Oh!
00:07:46Fire!
00:07:47I noticed.
00:07:48Don't do that!
00:07:49Don't...
00:07:50Everybody out!
00:07:53Fire!
00:07:55Good thinking, Kev.
00:08:01Well, I hope you're happy.
00:08:03I thought you loved school.
00:08:05This isn't school, Steve.
00:08:06This is punishment.
00:08:07All school is punishment.
00:08:10Now I'm gonna get warrants.
00:08:12So you wear a glove.
00:08:15I can't believe I let you get me in these messes.
00:08:18What messes?
00:08:20You're a straight-A student.
00:08:22Besides, if it wasn't for me, you'd never have any fun, man.
00:08:24You call this fun?
00:08:26Hey, at least he didn't suspend us.
00:08:29Sometimes I wish my life were just a little more boring.
00:08:32Sure you do.
00:08:33You know, I think there's hope for you yet, man.
00:08:36Between you and me, we can really make it out there.
00:08:39Where?
00:08:40The world, Kev!
00:08:41Once we get out of this town, there'll be no stopping us.
00:08:44Look, one's trying to get...
00:08:45One got away.
00:08:47Think about it.
00:08:48With my energy and your brains, the world will cower at our feet.
00:08:53We've cut it out.
00:08:54I can't see what I'm doing.
00:08:55Cut it out.
00:08:57Ow!
00:08:58You okay?
00:09:01Yeah, yeah, I just bumped into...
00:09:04Oh, shit.
00:09:05It's Mr. Proctor's dead guy.
00:09:07Stand back, doctor.
00:09:08Code blue.
00:09:09Code blue.
00:09:09Don't do that.
00:09:13Oh, shit.
00:09:17What do we do now?
00:09:18Run!
00:09:19I don't think he can hear you, man.
00:09:29Well, he's heading for the high winds against me.
00:09:31Mr. Proctor's gonna know it was us.
00:09:32He's gonna expel us.
00:09:34Or at least you.
00:09:35Come on!
00:09:35Let's get him!
00:09:36What the hell?
00:09:49Now what?
00:09:50Well, we've got two choices here.
00:09:53I don't want to hear this.
00:09:55We can just tell Mr. Proctor we sent his prize cadaver north on Highway 51.
00:09:58I don't want to hear this.
00:10:00Or we can find a replacement.
00:10:06I don't want to hear this.
00:10:07I got it.
00:10:08You ready?
00:10:09Yeah, yeah.
00:10:09All right.
00:10:10And lift.
00:10:10Oh!
00:10:20How's Mr. Oliver?
00:10:22Still dead.
00:10:22What are the cops doing in the hospital?
00:10:24They're not cops.
00:10:24They're guards.
00:10:25And it's not a hospital.
00:10:26It's a disease control center.
00:10:27I knew that.
00:10:28Why don't we just tell Proctor what happened?
00:10:31Have you no imagination?
00:10:33Do you want to flunk his class?
00:10:35Good point.
00:10:36Hey, what's that?
00:10:44Hello, beautiful.
00:10:47Doesn't he look too, uh, too skanky?
00:10:49When you're dead, you're skanky.
00:10:51Goes with the territory.
00:10:54All right.
00:10:56Let's just get him out and get him dressed.
00:10:58Katie's waiting.
00:11:01Uh, since the bio lab's gonna be locked,
00:11:03what do you say we'll leave him at your house tonight, huh?
00:11:05No, and not at Katie's either.
00:11:07You got to be the doctor, you get the body.
00:11:11Right.
00:11:14God, this guy is beefy.
00:11:15Oh, great.
00:11:16The guy dripped all over the back seat.
00:11:18Ooh, he's oozing all over the place.
00:11:20Slippery little devil, isn't he?
00:11:21Hold up your end.
00:11:22I guess this is what they mean by dead weight.
00:11:24Ha.
00:11:26All right.
00:11:28Shh.
00:11:29Steven, is that you?
00:11:35Uh, yeah, Mom.
00:11:37I brought Kevin home to help me, uh, study.
00:11:40Oh, Kevin.
00:11:41Come on in.
00:11:43You keep them busy.
00:11:44I'll take him to the basement.
00:11:50Honey, it's Kevin.
00:11:51Huh?
00:11:51Oh, hi, Kev.
00:11:52How you doing?
00:11:53Okay, okay, good.
00:11:55We are watching a wonderful program on the Alaskan wilderness.
00:11:58That's great.
00:11:59Yeah.
00:11:59You know what that is?
00:12:00Snow.
00:12:01Right.
00:12:02How about those guys?
00:12:04Penguins.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06Those are seals.
00:12:06Come on, Jasper.
00:12:09Beat it.
00:12:10Shh.
00:12:11Keep it down, will you?
00:12:13Look at that.
00:12:14You know what that is?
00:12:15No, sir.
00:12:16Salmon.
00:12:17Salmon.
00:12:17I love salmon.
00:12:20Just wait, Jasper.
00:12:21Tomorrow, I'm bringing a pretty little pit bull home for you, you little maggots.
00:12:24I'll turn you into dog-child in a minute.
00:12:26Oh, my goodness, isn't this a fascinating program?
00:12:38Spinders are known to be able to run at speeds up to 20 miles per hour, especially during hunting season.
00:12:44Go, little guy.
00:12:45Well, you can't wait for all.
00:12:49I think Jasper wants to go out.
00:12:51Don't get up.
00:12:52I'll let him out.
00:12:53Well, thank you.
00:12:54Thanks, Kevin.
00:12:56Come on.
00:13:01Who's that?
00:13:02No one.
00:13:03It is two.
00:13:05You're having a nightmare.
00:13:07I am not.
00:13:08You are, too.
00:13:09You're still in bed, and you're having a nightmare.
00:13:11The worst kind.
00:13:12The kind that can become real.
00:13:14And if you don't forget it and get back into your room, this boogeyman, who's really not here, will come alive and kill you in your sleep.
00:13:21God, I'm going to hate myself for that when I'm an adult.
00:13:28Steve.
00:13:28Steve.
00:13:29Steve.
00:13:30Steve.
00:13:31Steve.
00:13:32Where is he?
00:13:33Steve?
00:13:46Steve?
00:13:50Where is he?
00:13:52Oh, great.
00:13:53Keep your voice down, man.
00:13:55What are we going to do?
00:13:57I don't know.
00:13:57I don't know.
00:13:59Let me think.
00:14:00Okay.
00:14:02We can keep him in my room overnight.
00:14:03Now, the trick is getting him out.
00:14:05Steven, are you coming?
00:14:08Yeah, Mom.
00:14:09I wanted to take my bath before dinner, dear.
00:14:13Okay, I'll be out in a minute.
00:14:16Come quick, honey.
00:14:17The penguins are mating.
00:14:18All right.
00:14:19First, we got to drain that tub.
00:14:21I don't want my mother sitting in some dead guy's bubble bath.
00:14:23Great plan.
00:14:24Hey, now, let's start.
00:14:25Is that rig-a-mortis?
00:14:40Do you realize what we have done here?
00:14:59I don't want to think about it.
00:15:00We have discovered the secret of life, pal.
00:15:05Oh, I think I'm going to be sick.
00:15:08It's got to have something to do with the ingredients of the bubble bath and the electrical current.
00:15:14Kevin, Kevin, if we could analyze this.
00:15:20Kevin, we could get an A in biology.
00:15:24What are you talking about?
00:15:26Steve, you have a live, dead guy lying in your bathroom.
00:15:38Sitting in your bathroom.
00:15:40This is great.
00:15:46Now, listen.
00:15:47We'll take our Mr. Stiff down the back way, okay?
00:15:50We'll get him in the basement.
00:15:51It'll be a lot easier with him walking.
00:15:53Are you serious?
00:15:53Of course I am.
00:15:55Listen, man.
00:15:56Listen to me.
00:15:57Go check this and see if the coast is cool.
00:16:01Come on, Kevin.
00:16:02Life is an adventure, right?
00:16:03Come on.
00:16:05Go.
00:16:05Go, baby.
00:16:06Go.
00:16:10Am I having a nightmare, Kevin?
00:16:12We both are.
00:16:16That Eskimo looks like he's wearing it.
00:16:19No.
00:16:19I thought he was wearing a tuxedo.
00:16:22It's a penguin.
00:16:23It's a penguin.
00:16:23It's a penguin.
00:16:39Nimbus breeding, which may do several times in the year, but at times they mistake other
00:16:50species or their mates, including polar bears, walruses, and other warm-blooded mammals,
00:16:58especially during those long-
00:17:00You through, Steve?
00:17:02Uh, yeah, Mom, but don't come up.
00:17:05Jasper had an accident.
00:17:07We're cleaning it up.
00:17:07Where's a poodle nowadays, anyway?
00:17:09It's almost time for dinner.
00:17:10Would Kevin like to stay?
00:17:12Come on, man.
00:17:12We've got to give Katie the good news.
00:17:14What about our step?
00:17:15We've only begun 20 minutes.
00:17:16What could happen?
00:17:20Uh, Mom, we're going to go have dinner with Katie.
00:17:23Well, don't stay out too late, sweetheart.
00:17:25There is a wonderful special on TV on The Beginnings of Life.
00:17:29Did you clean that stuff up?
00:17:30Yeah, Dad.
00:17:32Uh, bye, Mrs. Waynes.
00:17:34Bye, Mr. Waynes.
00:17:35See you, Kevin.
00:17:35Bye, Kevin.
00:17:36Real sorry.
00:17:37I hate dogs.
00:17:42Sorry about it.
00:17:44I don't know, sweetheart.
00:17:45It's not his poodle.
00:17:46I think we should alert the media.
00:17:58I mean, we could win a Nobel for this.
00:17:59That's no bell.
00:18:01I knew that.
00:18:03I think we should come clean.
00:18:05Tell Mr. Proctor we lost his body and tell somebody about our friend at your house.
00:18:09Steve, something is not right.
00:18:18So, what have we got?
00:18:20Well, we have a videotape of the kids who stole the body.
00:18:24It's probably a prank of some sort.
00:18:26Have a license plate?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:27Then we should have no problem tracking them down.
00:18:30Hopefully.
00:18:31What is the, uh, worst case scenario?
00:18:37Well, if the body's recovered...
00:18:39I ask for the worst case, not a smurf story.
00:18:42Worst case?
00:18:44The body is somehow reanimated and turns on its captors.
00:18:48Jasper, puppy, puppy, puppy, num-num!
00:19:00Sally!
00:19:03Now, Steve got cut from the team because of academic probation.
00:19:06I didn't know that.
00:19:09Attention all units.
00:19:10We have a one, seven, six, two, three, nine...
00:19:14Do we have news for you?
00:19:17What's up, Steve?
00:19:19No, it's a 409-77...
00:19:22How does he expect to go into construction if he has no follow-through?
00:19:28Honey, maybe he'll grow out of it.
00:19:30You're going to ruin your digestion.
00:19:32Yeah, well, I'll tell you.
00:19:34One more bad grade and I'm drowning him.
00:19:38It's only broccoli, sweetheart.
00:19:40Oh, I was wondering what it was.
00:19:42Meat.
00:19:49There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:19:51I know that.
00:19:52There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:19:53There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:19:54There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:19:55There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:19:56There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:19:57There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:19:58There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:19:59There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:00There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:01There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:02There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:03There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:04There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:05There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:06There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:07There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:08There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:10There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:11There's meatloaf on your plate.
00:20:12Now, this cabin, you know, he's a little bit of a wimp
00:20:40with his hands, but he thinks things through.
00:20:43I like that.
00:20:43Maybe some of that will rub off on Steve.
00:20:45Well, maybe Stephen doesn't want to go into construction.
00:20:50What?
00:20:51It's a family tradition.
00:20:53I brought that kid into this world.
00:20:54I can take him out of it.
00:21:01Whee!
00:21:02Whee!
00:21:02Whee!
00:21:32Oh, did you try the wine, sweetheart?
00:21:47No.
00:21:48It's an award-winning wine from Wisconsin.
00:21:51Delicious.
00:22:02It's an award-winning wine.
00:22:32You know, I bet we all get some kind of special achievement award for this or something.
00:22:57I don't think you should get involved.
00:22:59Why not?
00:23:00Because it could be dangerous, and because...
00:23:04Because I'm a girl?
00:23:06God, you guys really kill me.
00:23:08Let me see if I've got this right, Kev.
00:23:10Because I'm a girl, I'm supposed to just back off and watch you guys have all the fun?
00:23:13Maybe just cheer you on?
00:23:15Hang on, I'll go get my pom-poms.
00:23:17You know, Kevin, you have a definite way with women.
00:23:24A certain je ne sais quoi.
00:23:26I'm just trying to keep her out of it.
00:23:28Why?
00:23:29We've been together since we're kids.
00:23:31Once we're all all for one, right?
00:23:33I'll tell you that.
00:23:36Because I like her a lot.
00:23:38How many times do I have to call her?
00:23:53Sally, your dinner's getting cold!
00:23:55Oh, great.
00:24:07WAIT!
00:24:09The toilet's overflowing!
00:24:10It's ruining my mustache!
00:24:12Oh, God, don't tell me Sally's been flushing your toys down the toilet again.
00:24:23My mother never used mud packs and beauty creams when I was a kid.
00:24:29Your mother looked like Humphrey Bogart.
00:24:33My mother never smoked a cigarette in her life.
00:24:42Good doggy.
00:25:03I suppose the cheds don't kill their victims.
00:25:09Suppose they just nibble.
00:25:11It doesn't matter.
00:25:13Once the enzymes introduced into the brain, and believe me, they like to get their teeth into gray matter, sort of like caviar, normal life ceases.
00:25:21The chuddified brain, however, lurches into a second life, an uncontrolled life.
00:25:25So what you're saying basically is...
00:25:28In a very real sense, chuddism is a disease that cannot be stopped.
00:25:33A plague, if you will.
00:25:34Well, there goes your perfect soldier theory.
00:25:37Ah.
00:25:37Well, then we just fry the bastard's brains, huh?
00:25:40We'll just bring some more of those boys down here and have ourselves a barbecue, hmm?
00:25:45Huh?
00:25:46Ha ha!
00:25:47Ha!
00:25:49Get in.
00:25:49Two, two, two, four, nine, seven...
00:25:53Three kids...
00:25:54What's wrong?
00:25:54Shh, listen.
00:25:55The Winter Haven Disease Control Center.
00:25:58Keep your eyes open.
00:25:58We got an APB out on them.
00:26:00Over.
00:26:01Did they mention us?
00:26:02No, but they described my car.
00:26:04Well, we'll walk to school.
00:26:05They described your car, Steve.
00:26:07Then they probably have the license plate number.
00:26:09So?
00:26:09So then they have Katie's name.
00:26:12My parents are gonna love this.
00:26:14B in biology, C in history, and A in body snatching.
00:26:17Look, can your mom use your car, you use hers?
00:26:20Yeah, I guess.
00:26:21So here's what we do.
00:26:22Go back to my house.
00:26:23We put the stiff in some clothes.
00:26:25We barge in on the nearest television station and bask in the glory of instant fame and fortune.
00:26:30It looks like you tried to get away.
00:26:48Steve, are you sure about all this?
00:26:51Absolutely.
00:27:00Here, stiffy, stiff, stiff, stiff.
00:27:04Here, stiffy, stiff, stiff.
00:27:06Come on out.
00:27:07It's time to make your TV debut.
00:27:10Steve, please tell me your dog has asthma.
00:27:14We don't want to cause panic.
00:27:16Now, we know what we're up against here.
00:27:18All we have to do is pick up those punk kids and get Bud back.
00:27:24Bud?
00:27:25Bud the Judd.
00:27:27It's Mr. Oliver's nickname.
00:27:30Good job, girl.
00:27:42Come on.
00:27:49Nice, nice, girl.
00:27:51Good.
00:27:52Good.
00:27:53Good job.
00:27:54Good job.
00:27:55Good job.
00:28:00Oh, you have never seen an ounce of fat on your own body, you little neo-nazi anorexic leotard slut.
00:28:11That's good.
00:28:12And these, let them up, up, up, girls.
00:28:15We work out like this because it makes us feel so good.
00:28:19Really?
00:28:19Well, we work out because we eat like a bull moose and drink like Orca the Killer Whale.
00:28:25Good.
00:28:25Good.
00:28:26Side, now the elbows.
00:28:30Jogger, Kitty, Kitty, is that you?
00:28:33Keep it up.
00:28:33Only four more seconds, girls.
00:28:35Five more minutes of this.
00:28:37I can have a cigarette and order a pizza.
00:28:40Oh, hell with it.
00:28:41I'm going to slow get out.
00:28:43One, two, three.
00:28:45Mommy's coming, Jogger.
00:28:47We're going to have some din din.
00:28:48Kitty, kitty, kitty.
00:28:48dinner time you and me big date listen for this noise i know you'll come home for this
00:28:58you know that sound don't you num num num num num you and me another night come on kitty kitty
00:29:05oh my what big feet you have oh my what big thumbs you have
00:29:28do you live in the neighborhood are you heterosexual
00:29:32do you have a job well what's your name uh oh bud
00:30:02in other news a rabid french poodle has been stalking in suburban winterhaven area
00:30:11on the nuclear
00:30:13jogger dinner time
00:30:26this is the worst day of my life
00:30:35my wife left me
00:30:48oh that's not so bad but at least i've got my health
00:30:57thanks buddy
00:31:06oh
00:31:19i say we give up
00:31:32i say we give up
00:31:45turn ourselves in
00:31:47what and let someone else go down in the anals of history annals annals of history i knew that
00:31:53well just continue the search in the morning okay
00:32:00that's cute isn't it four dollars for that
00:32:02well that's something i got for sally it's halloween tonight
00:32:06oh yeah what's she gonna be she wanted to be a bee
00:32:11huh
00:32:12huh
00:32:14damny ass little poodle
00:32:16honey pass me the fashion section
00:32:18there you go
00:32:20you get a nice haircut
00:32:22easy boy
00:32:27now easy doggie
00:32:29nice doggie
00:32:30what kind of a bee does she want to be
00:32:31a killer bee
00:32:33that's cute
00:32:35i wonder what i should wear to mary's party
00:32:37i don't know honey you like this dress
00:32:41i hate it
00:32:43i hate it
00:32:45hey
00:32:46it's no fruitless
00:32:47ah
00:32:48ah
00:32:50what are those
00:32:51prunes honey they're good for you
00:32:53look like olives
00:32:54hi honey
00:32:56mailman come yet
00:32:57he's gone
00:33:08prune has a pit in it
00:33:13i don't believe this my whole life
00:33:16terry shut up
00:33:18ruined
00:33:25aren't you guys supposed to be in school
00:33:26hydra bomb scare
00:33:32oh
00:33:34you're not dreaming sweetheart you're awake see we're walking down the stairs
00:33:37together right school holiday the plumbing broke down
00:33:43we had the same problem here last night
00:33:45mom
00:33:47steven
00:33:48mom
00:33:49that's your fourth donut
00:33:50six but who's counting let's go find that corpse
00:34:04expecting an invasion
00:34:06oh
00:34:16hi
00:34:17good morning mrs williams this is colonel ted rib masters and i'm colin graves we're
00:34:22from the government and we were wondering if you could speak to your son steve
00:34:24oh my uh
00:34:27steven
00:34:31steven
00:34:32well i think he's probably already gone to school is he in some kind of trouble
00:34:36you can say that again and he's not in school if you see him you just tell him from me that he's
00:34:42dead meat
00:34:44well isn't that a little harsh
00:34:45yes ma'am it seems that he and some friends have stolen some government property from a top
00:34:51secret installation and we were just enough graves
00:34:54just tell him to return my merchandise
00:35:01government property top secret
00:35:03that military guy sounded serious steve so let's get serious and find our stick
00:35:19but where we'll start downtown right
00:35:33so
00:35:41nice cat
00:35:56rats look how much trouble do you think we can get in i mean it's not like we kidnapped anybody right
00:36:01i'm not up on the penalty for snatching top secret bodies be serious hey hey hey lighten up will
00:36:06you we'll find the guy i mean it's not like he's gonna blend in with the crowd
00:36:12you know in my day if i cut school my father would have taken me to the woodshed you better
00:36:18believe it excuse me sir they don't have which heads anymore well that's beside the point keep
00:36:22poking
00:36:25are you going to the halloween dance tonight yeah sure if we're not in jail
00:36:30with who with myself
00:36:36well i was just wondering if you need an escort no if i was a dead guy
00:36:39where would you go if you were a dead guy where would you go if you were a dead guy i don't know a grateful dead
00:36:44that's not like that
00:36:44but i have to go if we could go to the hospital
00:36:47it's been in an escort
00:36:51i just thought we'd all go together
00:36:55What if we don't get the body back on time?
00:37:17Proctor's gonna kiss our butts when he finds out what we've done.
00:37:22Sorry.
00:37:23My God, you looked really weird.
00:37:24Eh, it's those health food freaks.
00:37:27She probably doesn't have enough meat in her diet.
00:37:29Speaking of meat...
00:37:31Oh, no. Are we going to Bossy's again?
00:37:35How's business, Don?
00:37:37First customer.
00:37:39Oh, really?
00:37:41I don't know. I guess people would rather go out to the mall now
00:37:43and pay $14, $15 for one of those moosed-up, styled hair jobs
00:37:47and to come downtown.
00:37:47And people were afraid to come downtown.
00:37:50Shoot.
00:37:51I remember when folks used to sleep with their doors unlocked around here.
00:37:54Remember that?
00:37:55No.
00:37:56Yeah, yeah.
00:37:57Folks could leave their keys in the car, sometimes with the engine running.
00:38:01You giving razor cuts now, Don?
00:38:03That's very progressive.
00:38:05I could take a fashion risk.
00:38:08Yeah.
00:38:09You know, I can remember when my dad, he used to take all of our valuable possessions
00:38:12and he'd put them out in the street every night before he went to sleep.
00:38:16They'd be there the next morning.
00:38:17You don't talk to strangers nowadays, neither.
00:38:20No, sir.
00:38:21I believe if a stranger pulled up beside me in a car right now
00:38:24and asked me to climb inside, I don't think I'd do it.
00:38:27Unless he had really good candy.
00:38:30Like, uh, pecan logs.
00:38:31Those red licorice, wits, all those things are good, aren't they?
00:38:35Hot, juicy.
00:38:36Ah!
00:38:36Ah!
00:38:36Now, in my day, if I stole a corpse, my father, what the hell is that?
00:38:56Just the goddamnedest ugliest looking barber in the world.
00:39:01Like I said, kids have to be taught respect for authority.
00:39:06Who wants burgers?
00:39:14I do, I do.
00:39:15I got a Bronco, a Bowser, a Boppo, and a few babies.
00:39:31Did you check those guys out?
00:39:32I won't ever complain about my skin again.
00:39:36What'll it be, folks?
00:39:43Meat!
00:39:45Yeah, well, we have a variety of burgers here at Bossy's.
00:39:47Just let me know what kind of meat you want.
00:39:49Baby, binge, bounty, bodacious.
00:39:56Body, fat, fat!
00:39:58This is what I call health food.
00:40:00Dude, you're dripping on your chest.
00:40:04It's genetic, babe.
00:40:05Where's my fries?
00:40:07Holy cow.
00:40:09What?
00:40:09What?
00:40:09What?
00:40:10What's the matter?
00:40:11Nothing.
00:40:11I was just thinking about Proctor's class.
00:40:14He's going to have us in detention for...
00:40:15No.
00:40:16He's going to kill us for losing that body.
00:40:19Check it out.
00:40:20Those deadheads chowed down mighty quickly.
00:40:22Kevin, you worry too much.
00:40:29Yeah, we'll find him.
00:40:31That's him.
00:40:34That's him.
00:40:34Follow that step.
00:40:45No more woodshed, huh?
00:40:47No, sir.
00:40:48Lunch, gentlemen?
00:40:53All right, Sam.
00:41:02I can't believe that we can't find them in a town this size.
00:41:05Maybe we should just let the local police know.
00:41:08Oh, right, right, right.
00:41:10Let the whole world know about our illegal neurotoxic experiments.
00:41:15Illegal?
00:41:15Well, technically, those pursuits were outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
00:41:19Although back then, they were mainly talking about gas and germ warfare.
00:41:23That was before the big enzyme break.
00:41:27And, of course, there's the other problem of the mutations.
00:41:35Mutations?
00:41:35Wait a second, now.
00:41:36You never mentioned that before.
00:41:37Well, creating the perfect private is no box of chocolates, mister.
00:41:42All right.
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:43Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:41:47Hey, what's the matter with you guys?
00:41:49Hey, I'll buy you a hamburger.
00:41:51What the problem?
00:41:52What the hell is that?
00:41:54Chuds.
00:41:55Chuds.
00:41:55Oh, this is a great job.
00:41:57What?
00:41:58Shit.
00:42:03Here, dummy.
00:42:04Shoot the trunk.
00:42:05No.
00:42:05You know what this means?
00:42:33We are going to have to arm the men with walks.
00:42:42Right, hometown.
00:42:44This is Masters.
00:42:45Yeah, we have a situation down here.
00:42:48Chud, I need men down here.
00:42:51I need flamethrowers, nitro guns, the whole echelada.
00:42:54Yes, and don't tell the president.
00:42:57He wouldn't understand anyway.
00:42:58We'll start a sweep of the area.
00:43:00Sam, head for the outskirts.
00:43:01We'll go north.
00:43:02You up for a ride in the country, boy?
00:43:04Huh?
00:43:05Why not?
00:43:06Well, we've fried a bunch of them here.
00:43:08But there may be more.
00:43:09They must have gone past you.
00:43:15What a blast!
00:43:22There's a truck.
00:43:23Let's go reclaim our dead guy.
00:43:25Where the hell are we?
00:43:28I don't know, but I don't like it.
00:43:32I don't see him anywhere.
00:43:35Let's check the barn.
00:43:36Buddy!
00:43:49Buddy!
00:43:51Guys, it's Buddy!
00:43:53But am I glad to see you, pal!
00:43:56Look, what do you say we go for a ride with old Stevie, Kevby, and Katie here, huh?
00:44:00I don't think he wants to go.
00:44:08K-T.
00:44:15He likes you.
00:44:17Do you want to chat him up?
00:44:18Do you want a fat lip?
00:44:20Guess he's coming to dinner.
00:44:21I just lost my appetite.
00:44:23Whoa.
00:44:24We're talking major sushi action here.
00:44:27These guys look serious, Steve.
00:44:34Hey!
00:44:36What in the wide world of sports is going on in here?
00:44:39Whatever it is, we're not part of it.
00:44:41Yum, yum, yum.
00:44:43Back off, Bucky!
00:44:49Now, you kids take Mr. Small here and get the hell out of my barn!
00:44:53Hey, this guy shows a lot of spunk.
00:44:56Come on, Katie.
00:45:00I'm with you guys.
00:45:03Back.
00:45:04Back!
00:45:05Ah!
00:45:05Ah!
00:45:06Oh!
00:45:07Oh!
00:45:07Oh!
00:45:07Oh!
00:45:07Oh!
00:45:07Oh!
00:45:08Oh!
00:45:08Oh!
00:45:09Oh!
00:45:14Steve?
00:45:15Do something, Steve.
00:45:18Do something!
00:45:18Like what?
00:45:21Ah!
00:45:21Ah!
00:45:22Ah!
00:45:22Ah!
00:45:23Ah!
00:45:23Ah!
00:45:24Ah!
00:45:25Ah!
00:45:25Ah!
00:45:26Ah!
00:45:26Ah!
00:45:27Ah!
00:45:27Ah!
00:45:28Ah!
00:45:28Ah!
00:45:29Ah!
00:45:29Ah!
00:45:30Ah!
00:45:30Ah!
00:45:31Ah!
00:45:31Ah!
00:45:32Ah!
00:45:32Ah!
00:45:33Ah!
00:45:33Ah!
00:45:34Ah!
00:45:34Ah!
00:45:35Ah!
00:45:35Ah!
00:45:36Ah!
00:45:36Ah!
00:45:37Ah!
00:45:37Ah!
00:45:38Ah!
00:45:38Ah!
00:45:39Ah!
00:45:39Ah!
00:45:40Ah!
00:45:40Ah!
00:45:41Ah!
00:45:41Ah!
00:45:42Ah!
00:45:43Ah!
00:45:43Ah!
00:45:44Ah!
00:45:44Ah!
00:45:45Ah!
00:45:45Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:47Ah!
00:45:47Ah!
00:45:48Ah!
00:45:49Ah!
00:45:49Ah!
00:45:50Ah!
00:45:50Ah!
00:45:51Ah!
00:45:51Ah!
00:45:52Ah!
00:45:52Ah!
00:45:53Ah!
00:45:54Ah!
00:45:55Come on, Katie.
00:45:57Let's get out of here.
00:45:58I'm with you guys.
00:46:04Up here.
00:46:06This shot's for you.
00:46:10Hold it.
00:46:10Watch that, guys.
00:46:13Watch that.
00:46:14Ciao.
00:46:25Ciao.
00:46:29We're still there attacking.
00:46:31What should we do?
00:46:32Freeze him, freeze him.
00:46:40After them, men.
00:46:41Destroy all the guns.
00:46:43Holy cow.
00:46:45Suppose our stiff was carrying some sort of disease.
00:46:47We picked him up from the disease control center.
00:46:49We could have started a plague.
00:46:53What's up?
00:46:54Steve Williams.
00:46:54Nice to meet you.
00:46:55Cut the crap.
00:46:56Where's the chud?
00:46:57Chud?
00:46:59Keep it up, you assholes.
00:47:01By the time you get out of the slammer,
00:47:03you'll all be senior citizens.
00:47:06All right, move out.
00:47:07Move out.
00:47:07I'm taking you in.
00:47:08Move out.
00:47:10Where are we going?
00:47:11In.
00:47:11In and out.
00:47:12Uh, sir?
00:47:13Shut up, wise ass.
00:47:14General, um,
00:47:16do you know what happens to pretty boys like you imprisoned?
00:47:18You're on the spot.
00:47:19What is it?
00:47:20God damn, look at that.
00:47:29He's forcing his body temperature up to melt the ice.
00:47:32This guy is fucking fantastic.
00:47:43Hey, hey, wait.
00:47:44Stop.
00:47:46Whoa.
00:47:46Yes, sir.
00:47:48I got one.
00:47:49Yes, sir.
00:47:49Come on.
00:47:50Take the sun.
00:47:51We got another.
00:47:51We got one, too.
00:47:53I lost one.
00:47:54It's worse than I thought.
00:47:55It's awful.
00:47:56Awful?
00:47:56It was beautiful.
00:47:59You should have seen it, Graves.
00:48:01They're mutating, changing.
00:48:03The mutations have been transferred from the original enzymes.
00:48:06Wait a second.
00:48:07That means that they're...
00:48:07That's right.
00:48:08They're getting stronger.
00:48:09Soon there'll be no stopping them.
00:48:10It was great.
00:48:13All right.
00:48:15All right.
00:48:16You new men.
00:48:16These are chuds.
00:48:20Very hungry people.
00:48:22With bad complexions.
00:48:24And a brain that doesn't know when to stop.
00:48:28Any questions?
00:48:29Where's the exit?
00:48:30How do we get out of here?
00:48:31Now, your guns are useless.
00:48:34Freezing them will slow them down.
00:48:36Then, whoosh!
00:48:39Got it?
00:48:41Now, we've got our work cut out for us.
00:48:43They're going to be all over this town.
00:48:46And they're attracted to large crowds.
00:48:49A large gathering.
00:48:50A rally.
00:48:51A football game.
00:48:53Will look like a buffet lunch to these slime balls.
00:48:56Let's get rolling.
00:48:58We've got to be able to cut this nest out by breakfast.
00:49:00Come on.
00:49:00Come on.
00:49:02You two.
00:49:03Take the van.
00:49:04You.
00:49:05Take the kids' car back to headquarters.
00:49:07We'll regroup there while waiting for reinforcements.
00:49:10Let's go.
00:49:13We can't have these things driving about town, can't we?
00:49:24I'm out.
00:49:30I know my rights.
00:49:31I want to make a telephone call.
00:49:32Yeah, drop us off at the nearest phone booth.
00:49:35And can I borrow a dime, please?
00:49:36Oops.
00:49:51Oops.
00:49:52Oops.
00:49:55Oops.
00:49:56Oops.
00:49:59Oops.
00:50:03Oops.
00:50:04Oops.
00:50:04Oops.
00:50:06Oops.
00:50:06Oops. Jean.
00:50:06Meat.
00:50:32Can I please call my parents?
00:50:34No, you can't.
00:50:39Be a doctor, be a doctor, be a doctor.
00:50:42I am. I'm a personal surgeon to the United States Post Office.
00:50:48Victim is Norval Laurel.
00:50:53Occupation, postman.
00:50:55Hate mail finally got you, didn't it?
00:50:58Age, uh, 42.
00:51:02Race, Caucasian. Description of wounds.
00:51:05Some, uh, several large bites.
00:51:07Probably a canine, uh...
00:51:11No.
00:51:12Scratch the canine.
00:51:13Probably did that to himself.
00:51:15All right, I'm going into the chest.
00:51:20Feet and hands inside for the ride.
00:51:22Ah!
00:51:23Ah!
00:51:24Ah!
00:51:25Ah!
00:51:26No!
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:44If you cooperate, we'll go easy on you.
00:51:46we'll go easy on you.
00:51:48If not, we'll make your life a living hell.
00:51:51Sounds fair.
00:51:59Thanks, Grace.
00:52:01Less viewing.
00:52:16Your punks have no idea what you've done.
00:52:35Look, we didn't even know he was a chung.
00:52:37Chung?
00:52:37Until a few hours ago.
00:52:39Yeah, we thought we brought him back to life
00:52:40with my mom's bubble bath and hair dryer.
00:52:42That's ridiculous.
00:52:44Yeah, right.
00:52:45Like government-sponsored zombies aren't.
00:52:48All right, you.
00:52:49You'll see if you can talk some sense into these kids.
00:52:58Hey, puppy.
00:52:59You lost?
00:53:01Oh, poor little guy.
00:53:04Come here, puppy yuppie.
00:53:07Come on.
00:53:08Come on.
00:53:09I said to come here.
00:53:11Hey, I'm not going to hurt you.
00:53:15Come on.
00:53:16Ah, I know.
00:53:18I can get you a sandwich from inside.
00:53:21You wanted something to eat?
00:53:23Aw, is that...
00:53:24I got some apple.
00:53:33I got an apple.
00:53:47I got a rock.
00:53:49I got a apple.
00:53:53You're gone.
00:53:57I got something to eat.
00:54:01I got a apple.
00:54:08I got it.
00:54:12I hate Halloween.
00:54:32He's just kidding.
00:54:35Look, I want you to tell me everything you know about this corpse, okay?
00:54:40Anything that will help us track it down.
00:54:42Behavioral patterns, personality quirks, anything.
00:54:46Well, he eats people.
00:54:48I guess that could be interpreted as personality quirk.
00:54:50This isn't funny, mister.
00:54:52I mean, you have unleashed a very real threat here, okay?
00:54:56We're not just talking about some animated corpse.
00:54:58You got it?
00:54:59Everything it infects mutates.
00:55:02We're really sorry.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:10Hey, you guys, look.
00:55:11There's the poster.
00:55:12How do we dance?
00:55:13Hey, you guys, want to go?
00:55:14Hope the band doesn't stop.
00:55:15Huh?
00:55:16Small fruit.
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:18Oh.
00:55:19Oh.
00:55:20Oh.
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:22Oh.
00:55:23Oh.
00:55:24Oh.
00:55:25Oh.
00:55:26Giant.
00:55:28Oh.
00:55:29Oh.
00:55:30Oh.
00:55:31Oh.
00:55:32Benjen costumes.
00:55:33Oh.
00:55:34Oh.
00:55:35Oh.
00:55:36Oh.
00:55:38Oh.
00:55:40Oh.
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:47Oh.
00:55:48Oh.
00:55:49Oh.
00:55:50Oh.
00:55:52Oh, oh.
00:55:54Eat him up! Eat him up!
00:56:10Trick or treating?
00:56:12Oh, Jesus Christ, I forgot all about Halloween.
00:56:15Oh, Mother, I reckon we've got to let them in.
00:56:24Oh, my things that go bump in the night.
00:56:31Come on. We've got such surprises and goodies and treats.
00:56:35Take all you want. Right here.
00:56:37All you scary demons and ghoulies.
00:56:40Here, help yourself. Have some candies.
00:56:42Lovely candy.
00:56:44Oh, oh, oh, no!
00:56:50Gross, bud.
00:56:52Help me.
00:56:55I'm gonna get caught.
00:56:57Oh, my God.
00:56:59Oh, my God.
00:57:03Oh, my God.
00:57:05Oh, my God.
00:57:09All right, man, the Fort Graves, I'm off to town.
00:57:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's up?
00:57:22It's Halloween. The streets are crawling with kids.
00:57:24Oh, great.
00:57:26Let's hope we can keep them from becoming snacks.
00:57:29Yeah, but...
00:57:29How do we kill them?
00:57:30Who the hell knows?
00:57:32Man, that's the sport of the hunt.
00:57:34That's the thrill of war.
00:57:36We are facing an enemy unlike anything.
00:57:39Anyone has ever faced before.
00:57:43Remember, plan B.
00:57:53A little high strung, isn't he?
00:58:03All right, Sam, let's head for town.
00:58:06We're going to see some real action tonight.
00:58:09We're counting on you, Sam.
00:58:14You're the guy who never said no to napalm.
00:58:16We're going to see some real action tonight.
00:58:22We'll see you next time.
00:58:24Okay.
00:58:24Come back.
00:58:26there's a costume dance at the high school tonight what a couple hundred people should be there
00:58:53there'll be music there'll be noise the chuds will definitely jeez oh jeez that would be a perfect
00:58:57feeding spot i mean that dance will be like a beacon for the chuds a crowd of people crowd of
00:59:01chuds fast food fast death all hell will break loose if we don't get to the dance before the
00:59:06chuds wreak havoc reek i think it's latin you know if the chuds increase their numbers there'll be no
00:59:11stopping them the end of civilization a world filled with zombies
00:59:13living dead it's so disgusting
00:59:27and yet i can't help but feel sorry for him get me masters now
00:59:35are you okay come on we gotta get to the high school well what can we do we're gonna evacuate
00:59:48the kids at least we've got speed on our side okay you take the lead car i'll get the men
00:59:54maybe not
00:59:57remember it's not just a town full of zombies you're after you're after the worst threat
01:00:05this civilization has ever experienced oh god i knew i should have been a plumber
01:00:10can't you go any faster this is a government van
01:00:40not a maserati nothing to kill them with at the school well there has to be there has to be
01:00:45wait a minute check out this stuff
01:00:47this is the stuff the feds used at the barn
01:00:51buffet
01:01:04the
01:01:13the
01:01:15the
01:01:17the
01:01:17the
01:01:18the
01:01:22the
01:01:24the
01:01:25There's nobody on the street, where is everyone?
01:01:50This is creepy, like the end of the world or something.
01:01:53Just go, go!
01:01:54Come on!
01:01:55We're almost there.
01:01:56Wait, I have an idea.
01:01:57Katie, drive the van up to the loading dock.
01:02:01Get them up!
01:02:15Get them up!
01:02:16Go!
01:02:17Go!
01:02:18We're too late.
01:02:19No, we're not.
01:02:20No, we're not.
01:02:21Just drive to the loading dock.
01:02:22But they're already there!
01:02:23Let's see your ticket, bud.
01:02:24Ticket?
01:02:25Ticket?
01:02:26Hey, what?
01:02:27Are you guys from Midvale High or something?
01:02:28Look, I don't want any trouble.
01:02:30That'll be three bucks a piece.
01:02:31Three, six, nine.
01:02:32And the dog has got to stay out here.
01:02:37Okay.
01:02:38Okay, okay.
01:02:39You can take the dog inside.
01:02:44You can take the dog inside.
01:02:46What?
01:02:47What?
01:02:48No valet parking?
01:02:49Steve!
01:02:50No valet parking?
01:02:51Steve!
01:02:52No valet parking?
01:02:53Steve!
01:02:54No valet parking?
01:02:55Steve!
01:02:56No valet parking?
01:02:57Steve!
01:02:58No valet parking?
01:03:00We don't have much time.
01:03:01Right.
01:03:02That's fast.
01:03:03Right.
01:03:04We get this equipment near the gym.
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:06We got to isolate the chutz from the other kids.
01:03:07Why?
01:03:08We can stop them with this stuff.
01:03:09Sounds like a plan.
01:03:10It does?
01:03:11Yeah.
01:03:12It does.
01:03:13Yeah.
01:03:14It does.
01:03:15Yeah.
01:03:16It does.
01:03:17It does.
01:03:18It does.
01:03:19It does.
01:03:20It does.
01:03:21It does.
01:03:22It does.
01:03:23It does.
01:03:24I am a hungry man.
01:03:38I am a hungry man.
01:03:43I am a hungry man.
01:03:52Three
01:04:10three costumes.
01:04:12Who are they?
01:04:13That's not a father.
01:04:16You got up I like the
01:04:18Mr. Proctor's one of them.
01:04:21Shoot him!
01:04:22We're gonna have to kill him.
01:04:24Great.
01:04:25What are we gonna do?
01:04:26Great!
01:04:27Can't you work with me?
01:04:28No, throw some lab rats.
01:04:29No, wait, I'm gonna fight you!
01:04:30Turn this on!
01:04:31Quick!
01:04:33Suck on me!
01:04:48Steve!
01:05:16I can't hold him down!
01:05:18No!
01:05:19Get out of here!
01:05:38I think it's gonna work.
01:05:39Shoot him!
01:05:40Come on!
01:05:41Come on!
01:05:42Kevin!
01:05:43Geez, he was ugly before, but...
01:05:45What are you gonna do?
01:05:46Come on!
01:05:47Come on!
01:05:48Come on!
01:05:49Come on!
01:05:50Come on!
01:05:51Come on!
01:05:52Come on!
01:05:53Come on!
01:05:54Nice shot!
01:05:55Yeah, but how long is he gonna stay like that?
01:05:56Who cares?
01:05:57Let's just get the hell out of here.
01:05:58Wait.
01:05:59Steve, I wanna try something.
01:06:00Are you crazy?
01:06:01What are you gonna do here?
01:06:02Come on!
01:06:03Come on!
01:06:04Come on!
01:06:05Get out of here!
01:06:06What are you doing?
01:06:07Just a second!
01:06:08He always was the teacher's pet.
01:06:09God!
01:06:10Go!
01:06:11Run!
01:06:12We destroyed a Judd!
01:06:13You know?
01:06:14If he were alive, he would've given us an eight for that.
01:06:15Come on!
01:06:16We don't have much time!
01:06:17Ah!
01:06:18Ah!
01:06:19Ah!
01:06:20Ah!
01:06:21Ah!
01:06:22Ah!
01:06:23Ah!
01:06:24Ah!
01:06:25Ah!
01:06:26Ah!
01:06:27Ah!
01:06:28Ah!
01:06:29Ah!
01:06:30Ah!
01:06:31Ah!
01:06:32Ah!
01:06:33Ah!
01:06:34Ah!
01:06:35Ah!
01:06:36Ah!
01:06:37Ah!
01:06:38Ah!
01:06:39Ah!
01:06:40Ah!
01:06:41Ah!
01:06:42Ah!
01:06:43Ah!
01:06:44Ah!
01:06:45Ah!
01:06:46Ah!
01:06:47Ah!
01:06:48Ah!
01:06:49Ah!
01:06:50Ah!
01:06:51Ah!
01:06:52Ah!
01:06:53Ah!
01:06:54Ah!
01:06:55Ah!
01:06:56Ah!
01:06:57Ah!
01:06:58Ah!
01:06:59Ah!
01:07:00Ah!
01:07:01I know what happened.
01:07:02The introduction of electricity shorts out the supercharged brain.
01:07:04Once the body's in ice, it becomes a closed system.
01:07:06Then the contained electrical charge causes an implosion.
01:07:09If we can hit them in the pool, I have an idea.
01:07:11Sounds like a plan.
01:07:12Ah!
01:07:13Yes!
01:07:14Ah!
01:07:15Ah!
01:07:16Ah!
01:07:17Ah!
01:07:18Ah!
01:07:19Ah!
01:07:20Ah!
01:07:21Ah!
01:07:22Ah!
01:07:23Ah!
01:07:24Ah!
01:07:25Ah!
01:07:26Ah!
01:07:27Ah!
01:07:28Ah!
01:07:29Ah!
01:07:30Ah!
01:07:31Ah!
01:07:32Ah!
01:07:33Ah!
01:07:34Ah!
01:07:35Ah!
01:07:36Ah!
01:07:37No.
01:07:38All we have to do is get them in the pool.
01:07:39Ah!
01:07:40We need bait.
01:07:41My locker's right over here.
01:07:42No, you can't do that.
01:07:44Yes, I can.
01:07:45He's right, chambers.
01:07:47No, he's not, Steve.
01:07:48I don't want you to get hurt.
01:07:49Thanks, Kevin.
01:07:50Really.
01:07:51I'm gonna go myself.
01:07:52If you were a follower of the President, who would you prefer for a meal?
01:07:55Ah.
01:07:56Please be careful.
01:07:58Listen, I like that you care.
01:08:00Really.
01:08:01Now I'm gonna go change.
01:08:02change. Can I watch? Okay, let's go to work.
01:08:22How can we be sure we'll get them all in the pool? Heads up to Katie now. We gotta
01:08:28barricade that corner. Come on, help me move this. Move that? Come on!
01:08:58Hey! Zombies! Who wants a bite? Come and get it. K.G.
01:09:22Yo! Yo! Yo! Oh, shit!
01:09:42Hit the lights. Why, they're afraid of the dark. They might be. Hit the lights.
01:09:46Okay.
01:10:02Come on! Katie, come on! Get in! Close the door! Close the door! Close the door!
01:10:06Close the door! Close the door! Get back to the door!
01:10:09Whoa!
01:10:10Katie! Get out of the pool! Get out of the pool!
01:10:13Get in the pool! Get them in the pool!
01:10:15Gotta go!
01:10:19Katie, get out!
01:10:22Don't let them bite you, Steve. Get them in the pool!
01:10:26Look out!
01:10:27Take it out of the pool!
01:10:40Take it out of the pool!
01:10:53Mr. Grace?
01:10:55Mr. Grace?
01:10:56Look out! Oh, my God!
01:11:02Get the tanks in the pool!
01:11:05Did you unscrew them?
01:11:06Sure. I think...
01:11:07Dammit, Steve!
01:11:14Keep them in the pool!
01:11:15Ah!
01:11:25Now! Kevin, now!
01:11:34I shoot time, boys!
01:11:35Go, boys!
01:11:47Help!
01:11:48Help!
01:11:52Uh-oh!
01:11:54Help!
01:11:56Yeah!
01:11:58Oh!
01:11:59Oh!
01:12:00Help!
01:12:01Get down, you rat!
01:12:31Unreal.
01:12:40Katie! Over here! Over here!
01:12:46They're melting.
01:12:48Quick, introduce electricity to the ice.
01:12:51How? Um, the clock!
01:12:54Come on, come on, Kevin!
01:13:14Be careful! Don't let them touch each other!
01:13:24Come on!
01:13:26Okay, now the positive charge has to be ground into the ice.
01:13:31The negative charge would be put into the water, or, uh, is it the...
01:13:35Um, uh, it's, uh...
01:13:37The negative charge would then be to close the circuit.
01:13:40The negative charge... What?!
01:13:42Just give me a second!
01:13:43Okay, the water becomes ionated with the positive electrons...
01:13:46The positive...
01:13:48Holy cow!
01:13:50Here. Thank you. Thank you very much.
01:14:01Hi.
01:14:09It's been working.
01:14:10Okay, good.
01:14:20Come on! Work! Work!
01:14:33No!
01:14:34Katie, hold on!
01:14:35Damn it! Come on!
01:14:40No!
01:14:41No!
01:14:51What's wrong with this thing?
01:14:52This fucking twice...
01:14:53Ow!
01:14:54Come on!
01:14:58God.
01:15:02God.
01:15:06Please.
01:15:07Looky!
01:15:11Freeze!
01:15:15Hold on, Teddy!
01:15:17Stand back!
01:15:27You're dust!
01:15:32God!
01:15:37It's working!
01:15:38It's working!
01:15:39It's great!
01:15:40It is?
01:15:41Katie, come on now!
01:15:42Katie!
01:15:53Beautiful!
01:15:56Yes!
01:15:57It's working!
01:15:58They're working!
01:15:59Yes!
01:16:00They're working!
01:16:01It's working!
01:16:26it's over
01:16:37hey you okay it's all right it's over it's okay it's okay hi
01:16:44oh
01:17:14What happened?
01:17:18Some nutcases attacked the kids.
01:17:20Murderers?
01:17:21Maybe some escapees from the loony bin.
01:17:24I bet it's people from that hospital.
01:17:26I always said they keep crazy people up there.
01:17:30This is all my fault.
01:17:32No, it wasn't.
01:17:34Yes, it was.
01:17:36What can I say to make it better?
01:17:39What do people say when they screw up?
01:17:43Sorry.
01:17:43Hey, what are friends for, huh?
01:17:50Why do I feel a song coming out of here?
01:18:07Hey, isn't that Steve over there?
01:18:10Thank God he's all right.
01:18:12Uh-oh.
01:18:19Uh-oh.
01:18:19So, who wants a ride to school?
01:18:34I do, I do.
01:18:36Where's Steve?
01:18:40He's gone.
01:18:41What do you mean, gone?
01:18:42Where?
01:18:50He left this note.
01:18:57Amigos, I screwed up royally the other night, which is beginning to be a habit with me.
01:19:02I figure if I'm going to change my ways, I'd better change my life, so I'm off to see the world.
01:19:09Lucky world, huh?
01:19:11Anyhow, you two take care.
01:19:13And P.S.
01:19:14Has anyone ever told you two you make an outrageous couple?
01:19:18Adios, Steve.
01:19:19Man, I'm going to miss that guy.
01:19:24Yeah, me too.
01:19:26Ride.
01:19:42I'm undercover.
01:19:55I suppose we drive until dark and stop somewhere for a light to eat.
01:20:21I am a hungry man.
01:20:51The sun is set, the day begins to die.
01:20:56But you won't move, I'm in the sky.
01:21:00The time is here, no matter who I'm there.
01:21:04Watch for the fear I believe in.
01:21:08I'm a walking, I'm a talking, I'm a stalking.
01:21:13Coming to your roots tonight.
01:21:15I will find you, shall we find you, close behind you.
01:21:21Coming over for a bite.
01:21:24Fight your job.
01:21:26Fight your job.
01:21:28Fight your job.
01:21:31Fight your job.
01:21:33What?
01:21:34Fight your job.
01:21:40There's no escape, I just keep the streets.
01:21:45I'm dying for someone to see.
01:21:48I smell the blood of blood in every night.
01:21:52You can't hold out until the morning.
01:21:56I'm a walking, I'm a talking, I'm a stalking.
01:22:02Come and turn your world tonight
01:22:04I will find you
01:22:06The shadows grind you
01:22:08The curse behind you
01:22:09Coming over for a bite
01:22:32The curse behind you
01:23:02The curse behind you
01:23:32The curse behind you
01:24:02I will find you
01:24:04The shadows grind you
01:24:06The curse behind you
01:24:08Coming over for a bite
01:24:10The curse behind you
01:24:16The curse behind you
01:24:18The curse behind you
01:24:20I will find you
01:24:22I will walk in
01:24:23I will talk in
01:24:25I will stalk in
01:24:27Going to the left tonight
01:24:29I will find you
01:24:31Shall we find you
01:24:33Close behind you
01:24:35Coming over for a bite
01:24:37I will walk in
01:24:39I will talk in
01:24:41I will stalk in
01:24:42Good night
01:24:44I will talk in
01:24:47You
01:24:48You
01:24:49You
01:24:50You
01:24:51You
01:24:52You