DATING 90s vs Today

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00:00If you think jacking off feels good, imagine dying.

00:03Craziest place I've ever done a chick is probably at her father's funeral.

00:14Hi, my name's Charlie. I'm a fitness instructor and I want to go out with you.

00:23I'm looking for someone who's toned, someone who's tan but not ethnic,

00:28someone who can go one-on-one with me at the gym or on the basketball court or in bed.

00:36Try not to fall in love with me challenge. Level impossible.

00:42Oh, hey there, pretty lady. Is he bothering you? You just stay behind me, girl.

00:50He won't mess with you anymore, princess.

01:00Oh, you want to thank me for saving you? Okay. Come to dragon.

01:10My favorite thing about the female anatomy has got to be everything.

01:16I like it all, you know? I mean, as long as it's toned, it looks good.

01:19I like it all.

01:24My pet peeves are out of shape, women, women who talk too much,

01:29children, relationships, and women with too much confidence.

01:33Put your lips on my wiener.

01:39Ideal first date, probably to the gym first, you know, see how she lifts

01:43and see how long she runs on the treadmill.

01:48Why you should date me? Probably because I've got a sexy body

01:53and I have a great car and I'll wear a condom if you want me to.

01:59Oh, yeah!

02:00Oh, yeah!