WWE RAW 22 JANUARY 2001 FULL SHOW

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00:00:00It's my life in the box in front of me

00:00:23Jagged jaw in my arms is the soul of me

00:00:25You walk by as you see me laying face down

00:00:30You walk by as you see me

00:00:59It is alive and electric in the Cajun Dome

00:01:03And took it up the locus royal rumble in the bayou

00:01:07I'm Jim Ross, alongside Jerry, the King Lawler

00:01:11And we welcome you from y'all here on CNN

00:01:14Our fans of WWF New York are ready for a man, ladies and gentlemen

00:01:20That has this side

00:01:21And King, this is going to be a big one tonight

00:01:24Unbelievable, you see it right there

00:01:27Why two teams keep it with The Rocks

00:01:29And they've got Chris Benoit on the returning Big Show

00:01:32Come on

00:01:33Chris Jericho, the new hitter continental champ for The Rocks

00:01:36Against Benoit

00:01:37And yes, the 500-pound returning Big Show here tonight

00:01:41Uh-oh

00:01:45But all is not happening

00:01:47And the Triple H family, I can guarantee you

00:01:52And here comes the game in his pride

00:01:57And thanks to Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, and Team Up Stewart

00:02:03And it's a good one

00:02:04And it's a good one

00:02:05And it's a good one

00:02:06And it's a good one

00:02:07And it's a good one

00:02:08And it's a good one

00:02:09And it's a good one

00:02:10To say that that man is not happy is an understatement

00:02:11Look what he's carrying, JR

00:02:13I've slapped him

00:02:15The game

00:02:18Who has not scheduled to be in action tonight

00:02:22Has been in a horrible, miserable game all night long

00:02:28It looked as if the game was going to be pounding the WWE Champion

00:02:34Who had not been for that Texas Rattlesnake

00:02:38You got that right

00:02:39The Rattlesnake screwed Triple H out of the title last night at the Royal Rumble

00:02:44And you're right, he's been in a bad, bad mood

00:02:46You'd rather have your hemorrhoids removed with a soldering arm

00:02:49Than to be in the same room with that man today

00:02:51The expression on the game's face, I think, tells the story better than we can

00:02:57This huge crowd here in the Pigeon Dome

00:03:06Voicing their disproval and some approval for the Game King

00:03:13I can assure you that the game had envisioned himself standing on that turnbuckle

00:03:18Holding up the World Wrestling Federation Championship right now

00:03:22Instead of that sledgehammer

00:03:24What are you going to do with that sledgehammer?

00:03:26What are you going to do with that sledgehammer, JR?

00:03:28And I should have a thing

00:03:30We know what the game is typical of

00:03:33He is as dangerous as an accomplished competitor that has ever stopped in this very game

00:03:39We all know that

00:03:41But he is obsessed with the WWE title

00:03:45But it is not his

00:03:47It still remains around the waist of Kurt Angle

00:03:52You can feel his mood, JR

00:03:56And I hope these people don't antagonize him any worse than it already is

00:04:00You know, usually, there's nothing that I hate more than coming to some little hole in the wall piece of crap town like this

00:04:11Uh oh

00:04:12I mean, I go out of my way to make sure I can go in, kick somebody's ass, and get the hell out

00:04:24But tonight

00:04:31Tonight is a little bit different

00:04:33Because the fact of the matter is

00:04:35I've been looking forward to this town for a long time

00:04:39I've been looking forward to coming here and having these people calling that, do you?

00:04:54Let me show you, that's the last thing Triple H wants to hear after what happened to him last night at the Royal Rumble

00:04:59I've been looking forward to this town because this was supposed to be my night

00:05:06You see, I was supposed to be standing right here in the middle of this ring

00:05:11And I was supposed to be holding the World Wrestling Federation Championship belt above my head

00:05:19I knew it

00:05:20Tonight was my night

00:05:24I would have been the champion

00:05:29But one man

00:05:31And one man alone

00:05:33Prevented that from happening

00:05:39Stone Cold

00:05:44And it sure as hell wasn't Kurt Angle

00:05:50It's not giving much respect to Kurt Angle, is he?

00:05:56Well, these people know who cost him the title

00:06:00This is a bitter man, King

00:06:01That Austin chant going up

00:06:03A bitter man

00:06:04You're damn right

00:06:05It was that piece of crap

00:06:07Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:06:09And the cerebral assassin is letting his demons be known

00:06:13You see, last night, it was mine

00:06:16Last night, the World Wrestling Federation Championship was in my hand

00:06:22Kurt Angle was unconscious in the middle of the ring

00:06:26And then

00:06:30Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:06:33Screwed me

00:06:35He's got a point there, JR

00:06:37Austin had no business interfering in that match

00:06:40Kurt Angle knows how it feels

00:06:42What do you mean by that?

00:06:44Well, I'm tired of it

00:06:46I'm tired of all of it

00:06:49I'm tired of all of it

00:06:50I'm tired of all the games

00:06:51I'm tired of all the back and forth

00:06:56I am sick and tired of Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:07:02And his turn to you, pal

00:07:04So I'll tell you how it's gonna be

00:07:09As soon as Stone Cold Steve Austin arrives at this building

00:07:18Uh-oh

00:07:20Austin's not even here yet?

00:07:22Oh my gosh

00:07:26Man, look at that weapon

00:07:28That is an ominous weapon

00:07:30I

00:07:32Will be waiting

00:07:35That ain't, that's not right, King

00:07:38That's not right

00:07:40Well, it may not be right

00:07:41But I'm afraid it's gonna happen

00:07:42It's almost in Austin's livelihood once

00:07:45It could happen again tonight

00:07:46And I knew it was gonna come to this

00:07:47I guess you're gonna try to get on the phone

00:07:49And call Triple H and warn him, huh?

00:07:50You just stay right here, JR

00:07:52I'm gonna call Austin

00:07:55Go ahead

00:07:56Make me madder than I already am

00:07:59Yeah, please don't

00:08:01Because the fact of the matter is

00:08:04When Austin arrives in this building

00:08:07I am gonna split his head open with his sledgehammer

00:08:12Uh-oh

00:08:14Stone Cold

00:08:16I'm gonna make it real simple for ya

00:08:18Because

00:08:20You're gonna see it coming

00:08:22You're gonna know where it's gonna come from

00:08:25You're gonna know when it's gonna come

00:08:27Austin

00:08:32I will have my night

00:08:34It might not be standing in this ring

00:08:37Holding the World Wrestling Federation Championship above my head

00:08:42But tonight, my moment will be standing over your bloody beaten ass

00:08:49And he means every word of it

00:08:51The game means everything he is saying

00:08:54It's not a pretty sight

00:08:56Uh-oh, wait a minute

00:08:57Now this is not Stone Cold

00:08:59Steve Austin

00:09:00I'm not even sure the Rattle State's gonna be here tonight

00:09:02He may still be celebrating his Royal Rumble victory

00:09:05But there is the WWE Champion turning

00:09:08Oh, look at Stephanie

00:09:13Remember when?

00:09:20Triple H

00:09:22Maybe your name should be Triple W

00:09:26For

00:09:27Wah, wah, wah

00:09:29Uh-oh

00:09:30And I would not provoke Triple H tonight if I were you, Kirk

00:09:37If it wasn't for Stone Cold

00:09:39I'd be champion

00:09:42This was supposed to be my night

00:09:47Well, let me clarify something for you, pal

00:09:50There's only one person who cost you that title

00:09:54Me

00:09:57Well

00:09:59He may have a point there, Jare

00:10:00In case you didn't know, Triple H

00:10:01In case you didn't know, Triple H

00:10:02Stone Cold didn't cover your prone body for the one, two, three

00:10:06It was your Olympic hero

00:10:09That's true, that's true

00:10:11I won that match

00:10:13My hand was raised

00:10:15Not yours

00:10:17Mine

00:10:19I mean

00:10:21Triple H

00:10:22What do I have to do to finally get some respect around here?

00:10:26And you know something?

00:10:27It's not my fault that Austin

00:10:30And the rest of the world for that matter

00:10:32Hate you so much

00:10:36Wow

00:10:39Maybe

00:10:40If you spent a little less time

00:10:43Crying over spilt milk

00:10:45And a little more time drinking it like me

00:10:48You'd finally be a winner

00:10:49JR

00:10:50That is true

00:10:51It's true

00:10:53Nope

00:10:54Make strong bones

00:10:56That's real cute

00:10:58You're a funny guy

00:10:59Problem is tonight

00:11:01I don't have a very good sense of humor

00:11:03So why don't you walk down that ramp

00:11:05And come in this ring

00:11:06And let me tee off on your head for a couple of minutes

00:11:09With a hammer?

00:11:10With a hammer?

00:11:11Good lord

00:11:13Oh, big man with the sledgehammer, huh?

00:11:17Triple H

00:11:19Why is it

00:11:22That every time you beat someone

00:11:24It's because of some foreign object

00:11:27You know

00:11:29Running someone over with a car

00:11:31Using a steel pipe

00:11:33A sledgehammer

00:11:35Can't you beat someone on just say

00:11:38Natural ability?

00:11:39Natural ability?

00:11:41Wow

00:11:43Here's a question for you

00:11:45Hey

00:11:47You want natural ability?

00:11:49Fine

00:11:51I'll tell you what

00:11:53After I get done out back

00:11:55Splitting Austin's head open with this sledgehammer

00:12:02I'll put the sledgehammer down

00:12:05And then if you're a man

00:12:07You'll walk down that ramp

00:12:09And I'll kick your ass for that World Wrestling Federation Championship

00:12:13Like I did last night

00:12:16And a challenge

00:12:18You want to take my title?

00:12:20I'll tell you what Triple H

00:12:22That's fine with me

00:12:24Cause I'll beat you again

00:12:26Consider it done monkey boy

00:12:28Monkey boy?

00:12:30The WWE title

00:12:32Angles accepted, Triple H is talented

00:12:34Uh oh

00:12:36Uh oh

00:12:37And there is

00:12:39Oh look at the look on Stephanie's face

00:12:44Hold on there Kurt

00:12:46You know if we're all gonna come out here

00:12:49And issue challenges

00:12:51Well I got one of my own

00:12:53Oh boy

00:12:55Stephanie

00:12:56You know

00:12:58I tried to be nice

00:13:00We could have been

00:13:02The very best of friends

00:13:06But since that's not what you wanted

00:13:09Why don't you follow your husband's lead

00:13:13And face me

00:13:14Me

00:13:15What?

00:13:17She want to fight Stephanie?

00:13:18Chris is challenging Stephanie tonight

00:13:20One on one

00:13:22Tonight

00:13:24Oh my god

00:13:25Look Stephanie's looking at her chop to death

00:13:29Oh boy

00:13:30You know Trish

00:13:31Wait a minute who are they talking to here?

00:13:45Since you seem to want to get your hands on a McMahon so badly

00:13:50Uh oh

00:13:52Well then I'm more than happy to oblige you

00:13:56Oh boy

00:13:58But Trish

00:14:00Consider this

00:14:02The next spanking you get

00:14:06Will be my open hand

00:14:09Across your pretty little face

00:14:11Oh man

00:14:12Don't forget her butt

00:14:13Smack her butt

00:14:14And now Trish

00:14:16It's no secret

00:14:18That you're a bitch

00:14:19What?

00:14:21Jay Horton

00:14:22Did you hear that?

00:14:24But tonight

00:14:26In this very ring

00:14:29You're gonna be my bitch

00:14:32My gosh

00:14:34Kurt Angle in the game for the WWE title

00:14:37That came in

00:14:38Hellesley and Trish

00:14:40One on one

00:14:41What a way to start

00:14:43A rock this long time on Raw

00:14:46Who's gonna make it?

00:14:47Oh my god damn

00:14:48Look at the look on Stephanie's face

00:14:50The fireworks coming early

00:14:52Here's tonight on Raw

00:14:54And we've got to go

00:14:56Hey wait a minute

00:14:58What do you think?

00:15:00I think it's gonna be Stone Cold perhaps

00:15:02Well

00:15:03Not in the limos

00:15:04Stone Cold don't ride the limos

00:15:05Maybe it's

00:15:06Maybe it's Drew Carey

00:15:09Oh

00:15:10It's Mr. McMahon

00:15:12Mr. McMahon just got here

00:15:13What's he gonna do

00:15:14When he finds out about these matches tonight?

00:15:16Oh my gosh

00:15:17Wait until he hears about Trish and Stephanie

00:15:19Woo hoo

00:15:23Mr. McMahon, excuse me

00:15:24Mr. McMahon

00:15:25I'd just like to get your thoughts

00:15:26On the two huge matches

00:15:27That have been set up

00:15:28I was just informed of these

00:15:29Two huge matches

00:15:30You call them, alright?

00:15:32Trish has challenged

00:15:33My daughter Stephanie

00:15:36Kurt Angle on his own

00:15:37Has decided to defend

00:15:38The WWF Championship

00:15:39Against my son-in-law Triple H

00:15:41Last I checked

00:15:43I'm the boss

00:15:44I'm the chairman around here, right?

00:15:46So in the interest of fairness

00:15:49These matches may happen

00:15:52Then again

00:15:54They may not

00:15:55Uh-oh

00:15:58Man

00:15:59Well

00:16:00I usually agree with Mr. McMahon

00:16:02In the interest of fairness

00:16:03Everything should be okay

00:16:04But

00:16:05I like the sound of those two matches

00:16:07Me too

00:16:08The final contest is scheduled for one fall

00:16:13And it is for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship

00:16:17Making his way to the ring

00:16:18Weighing in at 240 pounds

00:16:20He is United Kingdom's Goodwill Ambassador

00:16:23And the European Champion

00:16:25William Regal

00:16:27And the European Champion

00:16:29With all

00:16:30The European Champion

00:16:32With all

00:16:33They are tonight

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00:16:51Mr. Regal

00:16:55The European Champion

00:16:57Hello

00:16:59Telly-ho

00:17:03That dirty, foul, insignificant, miserable little specimen test

00:17:08Has been a thorn in my side

00:17:16Tonight

00:17:17Your Goodwill Ambassador

00:17:19I apologize to you, my friends

00:17:22Because I am going to make Test

00:17:24Feel like he's been hacked up with a bloody hatchet

00:17:29Uh-oh

00:17:30Well, the European title of the line here between

00:17:33William Regal and

00:17:34The Challenger Test

00:17:35Introducing the Challenger

00:17:37Weighing in at 280 pounds

00:17:40Test

00:17:41And Test not wasting any time

00:17:43Oh

00:17:44And here we go for the European title

00:17:47But at least as a sign of goodwill

00:17:50William Regal

00:17:51Apologize for what he's going to do before the fact

00:17:54Well, right now

00:17:56He should be apologizing to his backside

00:17:59Because that's where he spent most of his time

00:18:01Oh, speaking of backside, JR

00:18:03What about Trish and Stephanie

00:18:04Stephanie gonna spank her

00:18:05What about last night at the Royal Rumble

00:18:07Did you see those two go at us?

00:18:08Oh, look out here, look out

00:18:09Don't be smirked him on our announced table test

00:18:14Rick just got molested on our announced table

00:18:17He was besmirched

00:18:18Yeah, last night, Trish and Stephanie

00:18:20That was the darndest thing I think I've maybe ever seen between two women

00:18:24Oh

00:18:25It was great, JR

00:18:26Trish

00:18:27Slapping Stephanie

00:18:28Stephanie

00:18:29Slapping Trish

00:18:30And now tonight

00:18:31They were bouncing all over our announced table

00:18:32They were nearly pulling each other's clothes off

00:18:35Woo-hoo

00:18:36Man

00:18:37And will that match go down tonight

00:18:38The ladies want it

00:18:39But what will the chairman of the WWF

00:18:42What will his disposition of that be?

00:18:44Well, I don't know

00:18:45All of that took place last night

00:18:46Wasn't even a match

00:18:47Imagine what to do to each other in a match

00:18:49Woo

00:18:50Man, the European champion, William Regal

00:18:53Unable to get out of the box, shall we say

00:18:56And Tess, he's about 6'6 or 6'7

00:18:59Has just dominated the European champion thus far

00:19:03And I stress, thus far, it tests on Popman

00:19:07Look out, Mr. Regal

00:19:09My God

00:19:10And the elbow broke off

00:19:11One, two, three

00:19:12My God, it's over

00:19:13And we got a new champion

00:19:15I don't believe it

00:19:16Here's two winners

00:19:17And the new World Wrestling Federation European Champion, Chad

00:19:22That may be the quickest besmirching I've ever seen

00:19:25I can't believe that any man on earth could be William Regal that quick

00:19:30Mr. Regal must, gotta be something wrong

00:19:34Regal never got out of the box of this dynamic yellow ball

00:19:40Look at this huge man right in the heart of the now former European champion

00:19:47I don't think Mr. Regal ever, he didn't have one offensive move, did he?

00:19:51Man, Tess was on fire

00:19:54Man, we're seeing a sign of what the...

00:19:56Hey, you and I need to talk

00:20:00What the hell do you think you're doing?

00:20:02What do you mean?

00:20:03I got screwed last night, Vince

00:20:04I got screwed out of the World Wrestling Federation Championship

00:20:07You think I'm gonna come here tonight and not get what I deserve?

00:20:11I've got a match with Kurt Angle

00:20:13And nobody is taking that away from me

00:20:15You understand?

00:20:16Wait a minute, just cool your jets

00:20:18I said I was gonna take it under advisement

00:20:20I don't appreciate you out there making your own matches, alright?

00:20:23So I said I was gonna take it under advisement

00:20:26Take it under advisement?

00:20:27You're out there talking about what's fair

00:20:29Yeah, in the interest of fairness

00:20:31Oh, I get it, in the interest of fairness

00:20:34You wouldn't be, uh, thinking in the interest of somebody else's fairness

00:20:39Maybe Trish

00:20:41What head you thinking with, Vince, huh?

00:20:50Ah!

00:20:51Man!

00:20:52Listen

00:20:53I said I would take it under advisement

00:20:56I will, get dressed, alright?

00:20:57Get ready for the match, alright?

00:20:59There's a good chance you're gonna get that match

00:21:01But let me take it under consideration

00:21:04Take it under consideration

00:21:07And cool off while you're at it

00:21:10We're back in the cage and dome here on Raw

00:21:15And we have a, a new European Champion King

00:21:18And I, I mean, Tess raised his game here tonight

00:21:21Listen to this thud

00:21:24Right in the heart of William Regal

00:21:27And Regal, a hell of a competitor

00:21:29Look at the emotional Tess with the European Championship

00:21:32Regal never got out of the blocks

00:21:34Uh oh, wait a minute

00:21:37There's a besmirched William Regal

00:21:39He's gotta keep the proverbial stiff upper lip

00:21:42He's got one going now

00:21:44And if you like the action physical

00:21:52Get ready

00:21:54The following tag team contest

00:21:59They're here for one fall

00:22:00Making their way to the ring

00:22:02Being accompanied by Jaclyn

00:22:04At a combined weight of 578 pounds

00:22:07For Ruth and Bradshaw, the accolade

00:22:11The accolade

00:22:12The accolade's about to take on Matt and Jeff Hardy

00:22:14And this is the result of what happened last Thursday night on UPS SmackDown

00:22:18Sixth person tag team matchup

00:22:20Swanton by Jeff

00:22:21On the wrong man

00:22:23And Jeff Hardy almost got beheaded

00:22:25Almost

00:22:26I'm telling you, I've never seen a close eye quite like that

00:22:30The swanton on Baruch who is not the legal man

00:22:34And Bradshaw exploded

00:22:35Being accompanied by Anita

00:22:36From Cameron, North Carolina

00:22:37And a combined weight of 455 pounds

00:22:39Matt and Jeff the Hardy Boys

00:22:40Well Matt and Jeff Hardy

00:22:41Entered the Royal Rumble last night

00:22:43In the first and third position

00:22:44They ended up eliminating Baruch

00:22:45And they also eliminated each other King

00:22:47I know it

00:22:48That was not smart

00:22:49Baruch came in number four in the Rumble

00:22:51So a little

00:23:10Bradshaw's got

00:23:11He wants him some more

00:23:12some more, he come to get him some.

00:23:16And the Hardys illuminating each other.

00:23:17You don't know if the Hardys hang around each other during the afternoon.

00:23:21They kept their distance from each other today,

00:23:23which leads me to believe that their feathers may be a little bit ruffled at

00:23:27each other as a result of the rumble.

00:23:29Maybe they're just not thinking straight.

00:23:30It might have been there after that rumble was over.

00:23:32I'd have tried to make friends with the Acolytes.

00:23:34Wait a minute.

00:23:36Jeff Hardy just tagged himself in.

00:23:38Already?

00:23:39He certainly didn't, but the blind tag to his brother.

00:23:41And Jeff Hardy and Bro, my.

00:23:43Bradshaw starting it off here.

00:23:45What a knockdown by Bradshaw.

00:23:49Get that right.

00:23:50Want to say hi to our great fans in Cleveland, Ohio.

00:23:52We're gonna be there Friday night.

00:23:54Hope you can be with us, fans, this Sunday afternoon in Philadelphia.

00:23:58Sunday afternoon in Philly.

00:24:00Drew Carey's from Cleveland, isn't he?

00:24:02Yeah, we're gonna have more than Drew Carey's.

00:24:03Oh, my.

00:24:04Drew Carey involved in the Royal Rumble more on that here tonight.

00:24:07Let's do it now.

00:24:09Of course, Drew's got a big pay-per-view coming up this Saturday night.

00:24:13Way out.

00:24:14Oh, look, fair catch.

00:24:16You won't see that in the XFL, there are none.

00:24:18Oh!

00:24:19The Ducks fall away slam by Bradshaw.

00:24:21Taking down Jeff Hardy and Bradshaw's second man.

00:24:24Are we actually gonna see the footage of Drew Carey in the Royal Rumble?

00:24:27I think we might.

00:24:29That was great.

00:24:30Look at poor Jeff.

00:24:31He's been dropped right on that cover head of his.

00:24:34And speaking of heads, did you hear Triple H has fifth again?

00:24:38Which head he was thinking with?

00:24:39I see how he did.

00:24:40Oh, my gosh.

00:24:42That's a son-in-law to his father-in-law.

00:24:45So much emotion here tonight.

00:24:47And we're happier with us, folks, wherever he may be.

00:24:50And Jeff Hardy got his feet up.

00:24:51I know which head I think with.

00:24:53Oh, no doubt about that.

00:24:54What are you talking about?

00:24:55It's right here between my shoulders.

00:24:58Come on, get it over here.

00:24:59And Bradshaw, trying to get in the action here, and having me.

00:25:04Actually, truthfully, my brain is my second favorite organ.

00:25:08Uh-oh.

00:25:11Look at Jacqueline.

00:25:12What's she doing?

00:25:13My gosh.

00:25:15Lead on the outside, I thought Bradshaw.

00:25:17And Matt and Jeff certainly not on the same page to say the least in the shot by Bradshaw and Jeff Hardy to the outside.

00:25:26Got a lot of confusion here on the part of the Hardys.

00:25:29Alita, you better try to get these two on the same page.

00:25:32Oh, my gosh.

00:25:33I'll tell you what, the stakes of the Royal Rumble that Stone Cold Steve Austin somehow won.

00:25:39Look at what he missed that he was, thanks to the game, quite frankly.

00:25:42Now, we're so high that most are still cooking here and a near fall by Bradshaw.

00:25:49Oh, it's Jeff Hardy fighting out of that feeling predicament.

00:25:51Lita!

00:25:52Lita!

00:25:53Lita!

00:25:54Lita!

00:25:55Lita!

00:25:56Lita!

00:25:57Lita!

00:25:58Lita!

00:25:59Lita!

00:26:00Lita!

00:26:01Take him down Bradshaw.

00:26:02I like Lita.

00:26:04I like Lita.

00:26:05Is there belly button piercing?

00:26:07I know.

00:26:08What about all the piercings?

00:26:10I'll go over and find out for you.

00:26:12Dude, get it out.

00:26:12I haven't done any research on piercings lately.

00:26:14That's your problem, JR.

00:26:16My gosh.

00:26:17And there's a cover, could be, no, it's not gonna get up.

00:26:24Our fans in Washington, D.C., you know, tickets went on sale for Raw on Saturday.

00:26:28And we invite you to join us by the MCI box office.

00:26:33Raw will come to the MCI Center soon, hope you'll be with us live.

00:26:36I heard those tickets are almost gone, you better hurry if you want tickets to the MCI Center.

00:26:40And there's a cover by Bradshaw, and got another near fall, keeping the pressure on Matt Hardy.

00:26:47Well, I don't want to read more of this Matt-Jeff Hardy thing than there is, but certainly they both had early numbers in the Rumble as we documented.

00:26:55They did eliminate Baruch from the Rumble.

00:26:58They wound up facing themselves, each other, rather.

00:27:00Oh!

00:27:01And then they both went on the top rope.

00:27:03And both lucky, quite frankly, to survive that from where I was sitting.

00:27:07I see your belly button, Lita!

00:27:11Are you a naval man?

00:27:13Oh, Army!

00:27:16Uh-oh!

00:27:18Jeff Hardy.

00:27:20Nice DDT on Baruch.

00:27:23And I cannot believe we don't forget The Rock will join forces with the new Intercontinental Champion, Chris Jericho.

00:27:30And this Christian Wall is returning 500-pound Big Show here tonight.

00:27:35What a surprise that was to see the Big Show show up for the Royal Rumble last night.

00:27:39Nice teamwork by the Hardys.

00:27:41And now double Jimmy Bradshaw as he came in.

00:27:44Speaking of surprises at the Royal Rumble, what about the Honky Tonk Man showing up?

00:27:48That was great.

00:27:49John Hawk, who?

00:27:51Uh-oh, look out.

00:27:52Man, did you see that?

00:27:54Baruch is the illegal man here.

00:27:56They knocked Bradshaw out of the ring and it just made him mad.

00:27:59And Hardy's giving up a lot of power and strength to the APA.

00:28:03Of course, most people do.

00:28:05Whoa!

00:28:06What is this?

00:28:07Uh-oh.

00:28:08Just got a relation there with Bradshaw and Baruch.

00:28:10I'm telling you, it's a lot of confusion on both sides here.

00:28:13Whoa!

00:28:13Just to think Baruch's still the legal man, I think.

00:28:17Jeff Hardy will cry.

00:28:19Whoa!

00:28:20What a short climb.

00:28:22He hit his head, but Baruch is, as we said, the legal man, a gut wrench.

00:28:27Uh-oh, and to the Luminator.

00:28:29Man.

00:28:31And Baruch and Bradshaw win it.

00:28:36Here are your winners, the Acolytes.

00:28:39I think the Hardys lost track of who was legal, just like they did last Thursday night.

00:28:44I'm telling you, the Hardys were, well, they just didn't have it together tonight.

00:28:51Well, that happens every now and then, they are.

00:28:54Well, uh, Baruch and Bradshaw, not a miscalculation as well, but-

00:29:01Do you understand?

00:29:01I can't even begin to think what your dad is thinking about.

00:29:06I got screwed last night.

00:29:08He should just say, yeah, here's the math, but no.

00:29:11No, he's still taking it under consideration.

00:29:14This whole thing stinks.

00:29:16You're right.

00:29:17It does stink.

00:29:18But, you know, my dad, he's a fair man.

00:29:21He is fair.

00:29:22And under consideration doesn't mean no.

00:29:25You know, dad just doesn't like to be told what to do.

00:29:27I'm sure you'll have your match.

00:29:29I'm sure he will grant your match.

00:29:32But, you know, what did he say about my match?

00:29:36Oh, your match?

00:29:37That never even came up.

00:29:39You know, he doesn't want to talk about anything else.

00:29:42Well, you don't think he's considering not having my match, do you?

00:29:46I'll tell you what.

00:29:48He's your father.

00:29:50Maybe you'll have better luck talking to him than I will.

00:29:53You know what?

00:29:53And in the meantime,

00:29:58I'm going to go wait for Austin.

00:30:00I'm going to finish the game.

00:30:01The game wants to maim Austin.

00:30:06But what's Mr. McMahon going to do here tonight?

00:30:11We're outside the cage of dome here in Lafayette, Louisiana.

00:30:14And King Wilkert able to win the WWE title tonight against Triple H.

00:30:19And will Stephanie McMahon-Hemsley beat Chris Travis tonight?

00:30:21It's all up to Mr. McMahon.

00:30:23Well, in the interest of fairness, Vince says he's taking it all under advisement.

00:30:28What does that mean?

00:30:29Is it going to happen or not?

00:30:31Jack, is that new?

00:30:33As a matter of fact, it is new.

00:30:34You're dressing a little hipper lately, Dad.

00:30:37I'm glad you noticed.

00:30:38Yeah, how could I not?

00:30:40But, Dad, tonight...

00:30:43Yeah?

00:30:44Triple H's championship match, you know Hunter deserves a title shot.

00:30:48I mean, Austin screwed Triple H last night.

00:30:51Stephanie, I didn't say you didn't deserve it.

00:30:53I said I would take it under advisement, and I still am, okay?

00:30:57Not to worry.

00:30:57And I know that you're a fair man and that you will do the right thing.

00:31:01All right, you've got that right.

00:31:02All right, so speaking of fair, what about my match tonight with Trish?

00:31:08Steph, I'm really concerned about your safety and physical well-being.

00:31:14You're daddy's little girl.

00:31:17You wouldn't, by any chance, be worried about the physical well-being

00:31:23of another little girl that might be in the ring with me, are you?

00:31:26Hey, now look, you don't need to go there.

00:31:30Go where, Dad?

00:31:33Um, look, as far as I'm concerned, I have a good mind just to let you two have at each other.

00:31:39Great!

00:31:39I mean, look what you caused me, you embarrassed me, all right?

00:31:43Trish embarrassed me too, but the two of you embarrassed me at the Royal Rumble.

00:31:47And I have a good mind to let you have that match, but I will take it under advisement.

00:31:52Go get dressed for the match, but I'll still take it under advisement.

00:31:56All right, I know you'll do the right thing.

00:31:59All right, I always do.

00:32:00I know.

00:32:05Well, it sounds to me like Mr. McMahon's got a big good decision to make.

00:32:07Two big decisions to make here.

00:32:09Well, you heard he always does the right thing, but they all seem to be getting ready for the match,

00:32:14so maybe we're going to see it.

00:32:15They're going to get it on.

00:32:16Let's look at it big, ladies and gentlemen.

00:32:18The big show surprised us all last night when he returned at the Royal Rumble in New Orleans,

00:32:24and the 7'2", 500-pounder made a huge impact, to say the very least, especially on The Rock,

00:32:30who we're going to hear from momentarily.

00:32:32Rock sat down with Michael Cole earlier today, and The Rock is certainly despondent, to say the very least.

00:32:37Are we going to hear from The Rock?

00:32:39Absolutely.

00:32:39Well, let's hear it.

00:32:40Where is The Rock?

00:32:41Well, first, let's take you back to the Royal Rumble.

00:32:44The big show, ladies and gentlemen, shocked us all.

00:32:47No doubt about it, when he came out of the Royal Rumble, bigger and battered than ever before.

00:32:52And he started knocking people out of the ring, left and right.

00:32:54If he didn't knock them out, he'd throw them out.

00:32:55When he got tired of throwing people out, he started chokeslamming people.

00:32:59And watch this chokeslam, a wood-arm chokeslam to the 330-pound King.

00:33:05The big show was dominant.

00:33:07He was eliminated by The Rock.

00:33:08And then look what the big show did to The Rock.

00:33:11And there's no doubt in mind my own that this led to The Rock being eliminated from the Royal Rumble.

00:33:21Rock, hell of an effort last night at the Royal Rumble match.

00:33:24You entered number 13.

00:33:26You were there almost to the end before being eliminated.

00:33:29How do you feel today, 24 hours later?

00:33:31Well, obviously, The Rock feels very disappointed about not winning the Royal Rumble.

00:33:38The Rock went into the Royal Rumble ready to win.

00:33:41And it didn't matter to The Rock.

00:33:43It never mattered to The Rock what number he came in.

00:33:45Whether it was number 13, number 3, or 3,000.

00:33:48The only thing that mattered to The Rock is that The Rock went in there and was kicking that ass.

00:33:52And that's exactly what The Rock was doing.

00:33:54Laying the smack down.

00:33:55That's the only The Rock knows how to do.

00:33:57You know, sure, The Rock eliminated the big show, was pulled out, chokeslammed through a table.

00:34:02The Rock still came back.

00:34:04Eliminated Rikishi all the way until the very end.

00:34:09But it wasn't good enough.

00:34:13This was the opportunity for The Rock to go to WrestleMania.

00:34:15The opportunity for The Rock to be in the main event for the WWF Championship.

00:34:22There's nothing higher than that, Michael Cole.

00:34:24The Rock should be celebrating right now.

00:34:28The Rock should be celebrating his Royal Rumble victory.

00:34:30But instead, The Rock is sitting here next to some Rudy Pooh NSYNC wannabe.

00:34:37What, Michael Cole, why don't you entertain The Rock?

00:34:38Why don't you sing a little bit of that bye-bye-bye for The Rock?

00:34:45Well, anyhow, Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin did win the Royal Rumble.

00:34:50And if you were sitting right here today, what would you say to Stone Cold?

00:34:55What would The Rock say to Stone Cold?

00:34:56He would say, Stone Cold, you won the Royal Rumble, congratulations.

00:35:01You did what you had to do, and The Rock respects that.

00:35:03The Rock will always respect that in Stone Cold.

00:35:07But seeing as Stone Cold won the Royal Rumble, it's really irrelevant to The Rock.

00:35:12The only thing that, frankly, is relevant to The Rock is that The Rock didn't win.

00:35:15And seeing as The Rock didn't win, it could have been Austin, it could have been Kane, it could

00:35:20have been Drew Carey, it could have been Jim Carey, it could have been Harry Carey himself

00:35:24coming back from the dead to win the Royal Rumble, and it wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference

00:35:28to The Rock.

00:35:30Well, Rock, the fact is, is Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to WrestleMania.

00:35:35But where does The Rock go from here?

00:35:37Where does The Rock go from here?

00:35:43Well, The Rock tell you where he ought to go is The Rock ought to get up out of the chair and

00:35:46punch you right in the mouth for asking such a stupid question.

00:35:52Michael, in our world of sports entertainment, in our world of theatricality, The Rock is the

00:35:57most electrifying man in all of entertainment.

00:35:59But that will never ever deter from the fact that The Rock's goals remain the same.

00:36:06The Rock's main objective, main focus, main goal remains the same.

00:36:11And that's to become WWF champion.

00:36:14To one day again become WWF champion.

00:36:18The Rock doesn't care when he takes it or who he takes it from.

00:36:22But The Rock will one day again become WWF champion.

00:36:29And there you see the game.

00:36:51Triple H awaiting the arrival of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:36:54Sledgehammer in hand, the game made the threat earlier.

00:36:57He's going to maim and bloody Austin right here tonight when Austin shows up.

00:37:02This is going to be bad, J.R.

00:37:05Are you going to warn Austin or not?

00:37:09The following 15th happens is given for one call.

00:37:12Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Canada, weighing in 229 pounds, Chris Benoit.

00:37:20Getting out of the wall since whereabouts.

00:37:22When I knew the whereabouts last night of Chris Benoit.

00:37:25He lost the Intercontinental title in that ladder match.

00:37:28That's got to go down in history.

00:37:29That's one of the most spectacular displays we have ever witnessed between Benoit and

00:37:34Chris Jericho.

00:37:35And Benoit's got to be sore.

00:37:36Well, well, it's the Big Show.

00:37:43Yes, it's the Big Show.

00:37:45And we saw the damage done by this man.

00:37:47Thank you, Gordon.

00:37:48We've weighed in at 500 pounds.

00:37:52The Big Show.

00:37:54He's a big nasty human being.

00:37:57And he's back.

00:37:59Better never.

00:38:00The Big Show is dominant.

00:38:01You saw him by the rock like a small child right through our announcement last night.

00:38:08We saw the disruption.

00:38:11And the 500 pounder, 7'2", easily leaping over the top rope.

00:38:17Look at the side of that man.

00:38:18He's scary.

00:38:19I'm going to tell you, he's scary.

00:38:22He is a large carnivore.

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00:38:52And the new Intercontinental Champion.

00:38:54Their opponent, first, weighing in at 227 pounds,

00:38:59looking at the new World Cup Federation Intercontinental Champion, Chris Jericho.

00:39:07Listen to what, listen to what Benoit is telling the Big Show today, Jericho is in.

00:39:13Look there, Jericho and Benoit have gotta be sore young athletes after that amazing display in that ladder match at the Royal Rumble.

00:39:22If you smell that The Rock is coming.

00:39:27And Pete Porter, from Miami, Florida, winning the 250 matchup, The Rock.

00:39:34No doubt The Rock wants to get his hands on the Big Show here tonight,

00:39:41a little bit more Jericho, getting it on here, this match is quickly underway here on WWF Raw.

00:39:48And as you can see on The Rock's back, he's still sporting the scars from being driven through that table.

00:39:54Well, our own announce table at the Royal Rumble at the hand of the Big Show.

00:39:58That was one of the scariest moments I've ever witnessed.

00:40:01The Big Show just manhandling The Rock like The Rock with a small, small child.

00:40:07Well, everybody looks like a small, small child next to the Big Show.

00:40:10Hello, Jericho and Benoit even walking today is an amazing question.

00:40:15Look at that.

00:40:15Shot from behind by The Big Show, a snap suplex.

00:40:21No.

00:40:22This does not go well for the new Intercontinental 10.

00:40:26For Jericho may not be walking anymore after this.

00:40:28What's he gonna do here?

00:40:31My gosh, look at the scream.

00:40:33Good Lord.

00:40:34Good Lord.

00:40:35My gosh.

00:40:36The Big Show and Benoit will be in Pittsburgh next Monday night.

00:40:42Hope our fans in Pittsburgh will join us live at the Mellon Arena for WWF Raw.

00:40:48One week from the night in Pittsburgh.

00:40:50That had to be nearly a 12-foot drop straight down onto your face.

00:40:54With the Big Show holding you up over his head.

00:40:56Poor Jericho.

00:40:58I don't usually feel sorry for Jericho, but right now I do.

00:41:02Benoit boarding the contact with the clothesline.

00:41:04But Jericho scores with the Enziguri.

00:41:08And The Rock.

00:41:09Jericho looking for a tug here.

00:41:12The Rock in a very foul move.

00:41:16He got him!

00:41:18You heard that interview coming up over here tonight.

00:41:21Oh!

00:41:22Rock laying a smack down.

00:41:24Look out!

00:41:25The crowd will blow the rings to a moment of Rock.

00:41:27Jericho reverses The Rock, but The Rock counters Rock.

00:41:34No!

00:41:35A high grip on Roman Crow.

00:41:37The cover and the long tooth.

00:41:40Jericho, or Benoit, excuse me, able to kick out there.

00:41:44Wow.

00:41:45And The Rock with a hard overhand right.

00:41:47Look out, look at this!

00:41:50Man, oh man!

00:41:51The Rock just decked The Big Show!

00:41:53He knocked The Big Show down!

00:41:55Huge right hand by The Rock, but Benoit taking advantage here.

00:41:59There's the cover.

00:42:00Should we?

00:42:01Oh, Benoit stopped the count.

00:42:03Whoa!

00:42:04Benoit stopped the count, or it would have, I think, been over there.

00:42:08Look at The Big Show, he's still reeling.

00:42:10What a shot that was by The Rock!

00:42:12Watch it, watch it back there, Big Show!

00:42:14Watch it, watch it, watch it!

00:42:16Jericho!

00:42:17Jericho with a shoulder ball.

00:42:19This is not good.

00:42:21Don't make the big man mad.

00:42:23This does not go well.

00:42:24My God!

00:42:25And the power!

00:42:27And Jericho just got drilled right on the floor.

00:42:32That's it for Jericho.

00:42:33Call the EMTs.

00:42:34Get some help out here.

00:42:35He's done.

00:42:37Big Show right back in the game here.

00:42:39Gonna have broken his back.

00:42:40But I don't think Jericho can be a factor in this match.

00:42:442-1-1 now.

00:42:47Backbreaker, there's the cover.

00:42:49Here we go.

00:42:50Look at this chokeslam onto the floor!

00:42:53My gosh!

00:42:55That is scary.

00:42:57Just a little extra added emphasis.

00:42:59The Big Show just went down and thrown him.

00:43:01With all his weight into the floor.

00:43:04And now look at Benoit.

00:43:05Jericho hurting on the outside.

00:43:07A lot of match.

00:43:09We need some help from Jericho down here.

00:43:11And now the Big Show's a treatment on the new hitter continental champion.

00:43:15There you go.

00:43:16And Benoit taking it to The Rock.

00:43:19Some of these referees have a lot of medical training.

00:43:22That's an EMP.

00:43:24That face lock by Benoit who brings The Rock back to the corner.

00:43:29And the tag made.

00:43:31And the Big Show in with a hem sized right hand to the ribs of The Rock.

00:43:37See you, Chris.

00:43:38Jericho will be taken out here.

00:43:41He's gonna need some medical help when now The Rock is not alone.

00:43:44Do you think maybe that will teach Jericho not to mess with The Big Show?

00:43:49Can we get one more shot at Jericho?

00:43:51There you go.

00:43:52There you go.

00:43:53There you go.

00:43:54There you go.

00:43:55There you go.

00:43:56There you go.

00:43:57And The Rock fired back.

00:43:58But he can't get the Big Show down with three right hands.

00:44:01Look how The Big Show just manhandled The Rock.

00:44:06The Rock came with three right hands that barely fazed the 725-100 pounder.

00:44:13Well, that first right hand that The Rock threw at The Big Show, knocked The Big Show loopy.

00:44:18I think it caught him off guard.

00:44:20Look at this clothesline, JR.

00:44:23You can feel this.

00:44:24That took The Rock almost out of his boots there.

00:44:29And now look at The Wolverine.

00:44:31Even though Ben Ross is a sore son of a gun.

00:44:34He has taken it right to the people's tent for another snuck suplex.

00:44:41A cover.

00:44:42Here we go.

00:44:43Final press.

00:44:44And a long time to count.

00:44:46Can you imagine what it feels like to get clotheslined by someone the size of The Big Show?

00:44:51Absolutely not.

00:44:52Do you think he'd ever get his breath back?

00:44:54No, no, you wouldn't.

00:44:55Come on.

00:44:56Get cold.

00:44:57Ben Ross dumping away at The Rock.

00:44:59The Rock was in the Royal Rumble.

00:45:01Well over 30 minutes last night.

00:45:04Well, just put down the cage of gold.

00:45:08Turning.

00:45:09Man, what the time.

00:45:11This is sort of like The Rock back in the Royal Rumble.

00:45:14Well, it's not exactly every man for himself, but Rock's out there by himself.

00:45:18It's two on one.

00:45:19One on one.

00:45:20Wow!

00:45:21With Jericho hurt.

00:45:22And The Rock fighting back.

00:45:23The Rock fighting back.

00:45:24The Rock fighting back.

00:45:25Uh-oh.

00:45:26This is the wrong hand.

00:45:27Oh, my.

00:45:28What a suplex.

00:45:29Ben Ross, hold on.

00:45:30And another one.

00:45:31Two belt in the back suplex.

00:45:33And a track back top.

00:45:34Three?

00:45:35And a track back top.

00:45:36That's it.

00:45:37What are we doing?

00:45:38This Wolverine's a machine, JR.

00:45:40And there's a cover.

00:45:41This has got to be it.

00:45:42And no, it's not.

00:45:43What?

00:45:44I can't believe The Rock kicking out a three belt in the back suplex.

00:45:48If it's a matter of time.

00:45:53Well, I'll tell you what.

00:45:55Benoit's got to be frustrated now.

00:45:57He loses his Intercontinental title last night to his most hated rival.

00:46:01And now he can't finish off The Rock.

00:46:03Can't finish off The Rock.

00:46:04But this may do it.

00:46:05Benoit climbing to the top.

00:46:09This may end it for The Rock.

00:46:11And the headbutt scores.

00:46:16Cover him.

00:46:17Get on him.

00:46:18Benoit taking himself almost out of the game as well here.

00:46:21He's not just content to get a three count.

00:46:23He wants to hurt The Rock.

00:46:24How big is this man?

00:46:26He's huge.

00:46:38And there's the tag.

00:46:39Look at this monster.

00:46:41Here's the man with punishment on his mind.

00:46:43He's not just content to get a three count.

00:46:46He wants to hurt The Rock.

00:46:48How big is this man?

00:46:50He's huge.

00:46:51That's a cover.

00:46:54A rock landed on.

00:46:57All he's got.

00:47:00Strong.

00:47:01Now he's mad.

00:47:03This is bad.

00:47:04Whoa.

00:47:05Keep your chest in.

00:47:07Stomp your heart.

00:47:08Come on, Joe.

00:47:10Uh-oh.

00:47:12There's a rock.

00:47:14The fighting spirit of the rock has never been strong.

00:47:18My.

00:47:19The rock comes back again.

00:47:22What?

00:47:24No.

00:47:25Mitchell won't move down.

00:47:27He didn't knock him down.

00:47:28He didn't knock him down.

00:47:30And Bob puts him in the tank.

00:47:33Finally, the rock left his feet and then with the 500 pounder.

00:47:41Look at the Big Show.

00:47:44He's getting right back up, JR.

00:47:46He was screaming at the Big Show.

00:47:48Now over there.

00:47:50To your left.

00:47:52Big Show looking to make the tag.

00:47:55He got his bell rung by the rock.

00:47:57Bell rung to say the least.

00:47:59And that's a big bell.

00:48:00That's bigger than the Liberty Bell.

00:48:01And there's the tag.

00:48:02There's no one for the rock to tag.

00:48:04This guy has been hurt.

00:48:06And the rock is all by himself.

00:48:09That's a big bell.

00:48:11One, two, one, two, one, go.

00:48:12And the big, two, one, go.

00:48:14And the big, two, one.

00:48:15The rock.

00:48:16The big, two, one, go.

00:48:18And the big, two, one, go.

00:48:19The big, two, one, go.

00:48:20The big, two, go, go.

00:48:21The big, two, go.

00:48:22Smack is being laid down.

00:48:23Uh-oh, half being laid down by the War Marine.

00:48:24And Benoit is resilient as hell.

00:48:29But how resilient is the rock?

00:48:31The rock, he's got no tag.

00:48:32He's going to bust it.

00:48:34Blank hook.

00:48:35Whoa.

00:48:36And the big show pulls the rock right off of Benoit.

00:48:39Oh.

00:48:40We'll get him out here by our table.

00:48:41You know what happened last night around our game.

00:48:43Look at him.

00:48:44Oh, the rock with a ring bell.

00:48:46Look at this.

00:48:47He has knocked the big show completely out.

00:48:49And the referee is letting it go.

00:48:51Hey, ref, did you see that?

00:48:53Look at the cross face.

00:48:55Look at the cross face.

00:48:56Look at the cross face.

00:48:58The end is near for the rock.

00:49:00And then rock can put up a million fight, but nobody gets out of this.

00:49:04They are.

00:49:05Tap out the rock, go ahead.

00:49:07They're going to lift with a tear of the rock.

00:49:09There's no disgrace in tapping out.

00:49:11The rock's reaching for the rock.

00:49:13The rock got the rock.

00:49:15The rock's gonna break the hole.

00:49:18But how much damage has been done?

00:49:22That one's damage has been done in the big show.

00:49:25He's out like a light.

00:49:26He's laying here like a beach whale.

00:49:28And the referee, Tim White, letting the action continue.

00:49:32You gotta like that.

00:49:33Wow.

00:49:34And his own momentum worked against him there.

00:49:39Come on, you gotta get out of here.

00:49:42You got no partner either right now.

00:49:43Hey, look at this.

00:49:45What the heck?

00:49:46There's Jericho.

00:49:47What's he doing coming back out here?

00:49:49You're crippled.

00:49:50Chris Jericho, I thought he was getting medical attention.

00:49:55But Chris Jericho's back.

00:49:57He was with the doctor right there.

00:50:01The point must have got him well.

00:50:03Jericho taking Ben Ball to the steel steps.

00:50:08And Jericho is down again.

00:50:11I think Jericho used every bit of energy he had to get Ben Ball back in the ring.

00:50:17No!

00:50:18The Rock has been walled.

00:50:20Look at this!

00:50:21The Rock falling!

00:50:22The Rock falling!

00:50:23The Rock falling!

00:50:24My God!

00:50:26The Rock somehow, with an assistant and partner.

00:50:31Here are Chris Jericho and The Rocks!

00:50:36The People's Champion and Chris Jericho have won a hellaciously hard-fought matchup here live on Raw.

00:50:49Boy, we saw it all, Jericho, what a-

00:50:52Wait a minute, wait.

00:50:53We had a tag match, then we had a handicap match, then a single match.

00:50:56And now, uh-oh, the Big Show is back up.

00:50:58Watch your back, Rock.

00:50:59Rock!

00:51:00Rock!

00:51:01Rock, look behind you!

00:51:02Help!

00:51:03My God!

00:51:06My God!

00:51:07The Rock was, he was eight feet in the air!

00:51:12He was hiding on that chokes.

00:51:13Wait a minute!

00:51:14Jericho!

00:51:15More guts and brains!

00:51:19Way more guts and brains.

00:51:21This may knock some of those brains out.

00:51:23No!

00:51:24Big Show has snapped here.

00:51:26Frickin' Jericho may be in half.

00:51:28What the hell's the battle of Jericho?

00:51:30Who are you?

00:51:31Who are you?

00:51:32Who are you?

00:51:33Who are you?

00:51:34Who are you?

00:51:35Who are you?

00:51:36Who are you?

00:51:37Who are you?

00:51:38Who are you?

00:51:39Who are you?

00:51:40Who are you?

00:51:41Who are you?

00:51:42Who are you?

00:51:43One-handed!

00:51:44One-handed chokeslam!

00:51:45Well, where's the Big Show?

00:51:48God Almighty!

00:51:49Look at the carnage!

00:51:50Delivered by the 500-pound!

00:51:54Biggest, nastiest human being,

00:51:58walked in the face of the earth!

00:52:00That's Mr. Big Show to you, JR!

00:52:03No doubt it!

00:52:04Come over here and chokeslam you!

00:52:06My God!

00:52:08Oh!

00:52:09That's a matter of scaring!

00:52:11Benoit, JR!

00:52:12Pulled the wrong ball down!

00:52:14Take a look at this!

00:52:15Just for good measure!

00:52:17Thank you, Ron!

00:52:18Oh, what a huge chokeslam!

00:52:20And then...

00:52:21And then Benoit had to get on the edge

00:52:23to make sure where he was!

00:52:24And he was getting pinned!

00:52:26Nobody caught him in a big show like that!

00:52:28Oh!

00:52:29Here's Bruce!

00:52:30Come on!

00:52:31That is perfect!

00:52:33Logic strength!

00:52:35Good gosh!

00:52:36What an explosion just moments ago here in the Cajun Dome,

00:52:41with a much needed assist of his tag team partner, Chris Jericho, The Rock,

00:52:45able to score the victory for his team with The Rock Model King on Chris Benoit!

00:52:52The Rock celebration will be short-lived!

00:52:54You got that right, The Rock was ready to celebrate, but that celebration was cut short

00:52:59at the hands of The Big Show!

00:53:02Man, when he wrapped that huge hand around The Rock's neck, look at the ride The Rock went for!

00:53:06Well, The Rock, the expression of The Rock's face told that story, The Big Show wasn't done!

00:53:10Chris Jericho, the new Intercontinental Champion in the ring, he got another one-armed chokeslam for his trouble,

00:53:15and then Chris Benoit made the mistake of a lifetime!

00:53:18I can't believe this!

00:53:20The Big Show's own partner!

00:53:21Well, of course, you just don't get it in The Big Show's face!

00:53:24You don't try to tell this guy anything!

00:53:26You ask him something, but if you try to tell himself, this is what you get!

00:53:29Oh, man!

00:53:30So, big and nasty!

00:53:32Destroying his own partner!

00:53:34Yeah!

00:53:35This 500-pounder!

00:53:36Hey, Kurt, I was thinking, for our match tonight?

00:53:41Maybe if we came in tonight?

00:53:42Oh, for our matches tonight?

00:53:43Yeah.

00:53:44What are you talking about?

00:53:45Haven't you heard?

00:53:46What?

00:53:47Mr. McMahon is still taking it under advisement.

00:53:48I mean, what does that mean, under advisement?

00:53:50How much advisement does he need?

00:53:51I mean, what is he waiting for?

00:53:53The matches will take place!

00:53:55I mean, how hard is that?

00:53:56Cripes all Friday!

00:53:57Alright, relax!

00:53:58Don't worry, I'll handle this!

00:53:59Okay?

00:54:00I'll handle it!

00:54:01Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:54:02What do you mean?

00:54:03Let's just say that I'll give Mr. McMahon all the advisement he needs.

00:54:08Alright.

00:54:13What do you think that bixenness meaning by all the advisement he needs?

00:54:18Wow!

00:54:19That's what I'm thinking, too!

00:54:20Well, ladies and gentlemen, last night at the Royal Rumble, China challenged Ivory for

00:54:26the WWF Women's title, and certainly China coming off a very serious injury at the hands

00:54:31of the right to center, the spike piledriver, has been well documented.

00:54:35But we're gonna take you back to the Royal Rumble, cause China re-injured herself, and we're not

00:54:40real sure, quite frankly, of the severity of those injuries.

00:54:43We're gonna take you back now to the Royal Rumble, and China in firm control.

00:54:47She was dominating Ivory King.

00:54:48Well, I really thought that China was 110%.

00:54:51I mean, she had shown no weakness at all during the match, but then this.

00:54:56One of her patented moves, and look, if you saw right there, I don't know if the back of

00:55:00China's neck hit the turnbuckle, or if it hit Ivory's shoulder, but-

00:55:04It's almost like a whiplash.

00:55:05Oh, yeah.

00:55:06Almost like a whiplash, and then China lying thrown in the ring, and her poor right hand

00:55:10was curling up.

00:55:12She had moved.

00:55:13I know you got up and checked on her.

00:55:15I went over to her.

00:55:16What was scaring me was that she was trying to talk.

00:55:19There was no sounds coming out.

00:55:20She was not able to move.

00:55:21Only thing she was moving was her eyes.

00:55:23And it was a really scary situation.

00:55:26And China has been in a medical facility.

00:55:29She is being evaluated.

00:55:30We do not know.

00:55:31And we'll guard her privacy with that injury.

00:55:34And regarding that injury.

00:55:36We just don't know all the details, but it does not feel good, quite frankly.

00:55:41I know something else that doesn't look good.

00:55:44These two falls.

00:55:45Look at Ivory.

00:55:46That's like beating that China gave her Ivory.

00:55:48Walked in like a drunk woman.

00:55:50And we're getting beat up like a gentleman mule.

00:55:53And it is for the World Wrestling Federation Women's Championship.

00:55:58Introducing first, being accompanied by Steven Richards.

00:56:02The World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion and Right to Censor Member, Ivory.

00:56:09Ivory cared a copy of China's book book.

00:56:11No, she's an idiot.

00:56:18Last night, a victory was won for the women of the world.

00:56:23Naughty.

00:56:26And after I beat that vixen China and put her in her place, I decided to read her book.

00:56:36I didn't know you could read.

00:56:37If they only knew.

00:56:41After I read through this disgusting book, page after disgusting page, I think she left something out.

00:56:48Yeah, it's true.

00:56:50Her depraved, lewd lifestyle led her to success and fame.

00:56:55But thanks to the right to censor, it also led to her inevitable demise.

00:57:03And I'll tell you people out there what's missing from this book.

00:57:08The part about me.

00:57:10The part about me, the tenth wonder of the world.

00:57:14Who put an end to the ninth wonder of the world.

00:57:17And it was for her own good.

00:57:21Please stop the pain.

00:57:22I just wonder when you'll shut up.

00:57:24Well, I'll tell you what, what an opportunity for popular Molly Holly.

00:57:31Cottle on the line here momentarily.

00:57:38Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk?

00:57:41I mean, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab.

00:57:44Right to censor.

00:57:45Right to censor.

00:57:46Right to censor.

00:57:47Well, tonight I'm going to do everyone here a favor and shut your Weasley little mouth.

00:57:54All right, Molly, here we go.

00:57:57And best of luck to you.

00:57:59And the home.

00:58:02October by Molly Holly.

00:58:04With the arm ringer and another on the WWF Women's Champion in Ivory,

00:58:10much like Chris Finlong and Chris Jericho after their ladder match at the Rumble.

00:58:15Gotta be very, very sore after the beating she sustained thanks to Chyna at the Royal Rumble.

00:58:22Well, if I had a face and body that looked like hers and it didn't, or looked like hers and it didn't hurt,

00:58:28I think something was wrong.

00:58:29She just, I can't stand her, JR.

00:58:31Damn.

00:58:33I have her taking Molly Holly down with her hair.

00:58:37And again, we're not trying to be evasive regarding Chyna's injury with it,

00:58:40undergoing so many tests.

00:58:42We just hope for the best and hopefully this Thursday night on SmackDown on UPN will have more information.

00:58:49And there's a cover after the leg drop and a near fall.

00:58:54Well, Mr. McMahon has got a huge decision to make here regarding his son-in-law Triple H's challenge.

00:59:00And a parent matchup with Kurt Angle for the WWE title tonight.

00:59:04Not to mention his daughter's match, Chris Grattis.

00:59:06Look at that.

00:59:07A match made by Molly Holly.

00:59:08Those Hollies are fighters, aren't they?

00:59:11Absolutely.

00:59:12Led by their fighting cousin, Hardcore Holly.

00:59:16Boy, this should be good.

00:59:21Hey, we got a pin here.

00:59:25And Steven Richards being detained by Illroy Crash Holly.

00:59:32Meanwhile, Molly had Ivory, can't I think she could have won the title.

00:59:37Ivory in a precarious position.

00:59:39I don't think this is gonna be Ivory's night.

00:59:42Ow!

00:59:43Ow!

00:59:44Ow, ow, ow.

00:59:45Steven Richards, did you see what that, no good.

00:59:47Weasley Pisa.

00:59:49Give up, no, come on.

00:59:51This is not right.

00:59:53Here's your winner, and still the World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion, Ivory.

01:00:00I'll tell you what, we need a few more good men and women here in the WWF to compete.

01:00:07Maybe somebody will, maybe somebody will be a part of Tupendo King and come in here and

01:00:13sell Ivory's man.

01:00:14Right there.

01:00:15Ow!

01:00:16My God, he's right!

01:00:19That is the real world, what an internet site that is.

01:00:22Aside for sore eyes, Rokishi on his way to the ring, because he will meet the man that

01:00:28was the most dominant man in the Royal Rumble.

01:00:32King!

01:00:33Rokishi!

01:00:34Slobberknocker, folks!

01:00:40Come on, Austin.

01:00:41Triple H still waiting on the arrival of Stone Cold Steve Austin so he can batter him into a

01:00:46bloody pulp with that damn sledgehammer, King.

01:00:49My gosh, this is gonna be awful.

01:00:51I'm not sure Austin Steve's gonna be here tonight.

01:00:52Hey, wait a minute.

01:00:53JR, she went right in!

01:00:58She went right in, Mr. McMahon's office!

01:01:00Well, in the interest of fairness, I'd love to know what's going on in there.

01:01:04Oh-ho!

01:01:05And look at this 400 plus pounder.

01:01:07I don't know, but did you see Trisha adjusting itself there?

01:01:11The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

01:01:13Introducing first, weighing in at 423 pounds, Rokishi!

01:01:19Oh my gosh!

01:01:21Trisha's adjusting, huh?

01:01:23You don't miss a trick, do you?

01:01:24Oh no!

01:01:25I don't!

01:01:26You saw Mr. McMahon had a new jacket.

01:01:27I see Trish wearing some new clothes lately.

01:01:29And-

01:01:30Burr coat?

01:01:31No, no, I know what you're saying.

01:01:32You think she gets her new clothes by taking her old clothes off.

01:01:33And that's not true, JR.

01:01:34You don't need to go there.

01:01:35You don't need to plant that seed.

01:01:36New diamond earrings.

01:01:37The diamond earrings.

01:01:38And I'll tell you what this meant here.

01:01:39Oh!

01:01:40What is she?

01:01:41Oh, well.

01:01:42Leaning at 326 pounds, Hayes!

01:01:43I have never seen in my eight years here anyone more dominant than

01:01:45you've ever seen.

01:01:46I saw Mr. McMahon had a new jacket.

01:01:47I saw Mr. McMahon had a new jacket.

01:01:48I see Trish wearing some new clothes lately.

01:01:49I know what you're saying.

01:01:50You think she gets her new clothes by taking her old clothes off.

01:01:51And that's not true, JR.

01:01:52You don't need to go there.

01:01:53You don't need to plant that seed.

01:01:54New diamond earrings.

01:01:55And I'll tell you what this meant here.

01:01:56Oh!

01:01:57What is she?

01:01:58Oh, well.

01:01:59Leaning at 326 pounds, Hayes!

01:02:02I have never seen in my eight years here anyone more dominant than

01:02:07the Royal Rumble than Keen was in the New Orleans arena.

01:02:12Boy, I'll have to agree with that.

01:02:14He was in there for an hour, or maybe more.

01:02:16He's never tired.

01:02:17Rikishi coming out to meet Keen.

01:02:19Rikishi showing no fear either.

01:02:21And Rikishi and Keen are still wondering,

01:02:26what's the relationship with Keen and his brother The Undertaker?

01:02:30And those questions are still unanswered.

01:02:34You know the relationship between these two monsters.

01:02:37The ones that both like to beat each other to death.

01:02:39Look at this.

01:02:40Look at the size of these guys.

01:02:42Look out!

01:02:43Good grief.

01:02:44Oh, man.

01:02:45Steel steps going up.

01:02:46They over ended.

01:02:48And Rikishi at 420 some odd pounds, tossing a 330 pound Kane in the ring.

01:02:55And there's that shot.

01:02:57That straight martial arts kick.

01:03:00Down goes Kane.

01:03:01Good grief.

01:03:02What a shot there.

01:03:03The leg drop by Rikishi right in the, in Kane's solo process.

01:03:07How does Rikishi get his foot seven feet in the air like that to kick Kane right in the face?

01:03:11And that is great flexibility.

01:03:12You're right, Kane.

01:03:13Uh-oh.

01:03:14There's flexibility for you.

01:03:16Rikishi.

01:03:17Uh-oh.

01:03:18He buried that huge backside right in the abdomen of Kane.

01:03:21Uh-oh.

01:03:22Uh-oh.

01:03:23No.

01:03:24No.

01:03:25You don't think.

01:03:26Look at the thing Kane wearing that mask.

01:03:28My God.

01:03:29That may not have to save him here.

01:03:30Wait, wait a minute.

01:03:31He's up.

01:03:32And Kane back up.

01:03:34Catching Rikishi that foot right to the face.

01:03:37Boom, what a clothesline.

01:03:39What a thunderous, thunderous clothesline by the Big Red Machine.

01:03:44My gosh, look at this.

01:03:45Kane going to the top.

01:03:47One.

01:03:48It's not gonna be good for you, Rikishi.

01:03:50You better do something now.

01:03:51From the top, the Big Red Machine flew.

01:03:54How close did he come in winning the Royal Rumble?

01:03:58It was the most dominant display in the ring over an hour.

01:04:03Look at Kane.

01:04:04I'm surprised.

01:04:05I mean, the punishment, the battering that-

01:04:08Here we go.

01:04:10Here we go.

01:04:11And he's still able to do this.

01:04:14A chokeslam by Kane.

01:04:16They're going for the cover.

01:04:18Hey, hey, hey.

01:04:19Hey, wait.

01:04:20There's Haku.

01:04:21Look at this.

01:04:22There's Haku.

01:04:23We saw his return to the Royal Rumble.

01:04:26A fellow lightninger with Rikishi and Haku attacking Kane.

01:04:31My gosh.

01:04:32This Haku's an animal, I'll tell you.

01:04:35Kane fighting back with the right hands.

01:04:38He's got Haku rocking, but-

01:04:40Look at that, Rikishi's up.

01:04:42What a headbutt.

01:04:45And another shot.

01:04:47That's a target practice for Haku and Rikishi.

01:04:51These two monsters are decimating Kane.

01:04:54Come on, man.

01:04:55Come on.

01:04:56Let's double-team.

01:04:57You're taking your life in your own hands.

01:04:58Don't you try to pull those guys off Kane now.

01:05:00This double-team is sadistic right now.

01:05:02Don't do this.

01:05:03One, two, three.

01:05:04One, two, three.

01:05:05One, two, three.

01:05:06One, two, three.

01:05:07One, two, three.

01:05:08One, two, three.

01:05:09One, two, three.

01:05:10Hey, it's the Undertaker.

01:05:12It is.

01:05:13It's the Undertaker.

01:05:14The Undertaker.

01:05:15No.

01:05:16The American Badass is kicking some.

01:05:19And look at that there.

01:05:21Look who The Undertaker came to the rescue of.

01:05:23His own little brother Kane.

01:05:25Undertaker now.

01:05:27And Kane's back out.

01:05:29Boy, here we go.

01:05:31Kane and The Undertaker, fighting Rikishi and Haku.

01:05:36Haku won't go down, but he'll now go out.

01:05:42Man.

01:05:43What a close line.

01:05:44What impact.

01:05:45And what message does this send, JR?

01:05:46All night, last night, the Royal Rumble, you were asking me.

01:05:49Are Kane and The Undertaker back together?

01:05:50Oh, my God, look.

01:05:51Oh, my God.

01:05:52Are you kidding me?

01:05:53No!

01:05:54No!

01:05:55No!

01:05:56No!

01:05:57No!

01:05:58No!

01:05:59No!

01:06:00No!

01:06:01No!

01:06:02No!

01:06:03No!

01:06:04No!

01:06:05No!

01:06:06No!

01:06:07No!

01:06:08No!

01:06:09No!

01:06:10No!

01:06:11No!

01:06:12No!

01:06:13No!

01:06:14A double toe slammed.

01:06:15A double toe slammed by The Undertaker and Kane.

01:06:18Good God!

01:06:19Rob Kishin just got to the heel.

01:06:25Boy The Undertaker and Kane, who are eyeballing each other.

01:06:34They're just scary, JR.

01:06:39The Undertaker and Kane just took care of Rikishi.

01:06:46And then Kane hasn't taken his eyes on his brother and

01:06:52The Undertaker leaving.

01:06:54But no sign that they're actually back together.

01:06:59No, they're the new tag team champion.

01:07:04They're gonna put the gold on the line.

01:07:08And they're gonna do it next.

01:07:13We're back live on Raw and Haku who chucked us all at the Royal Rumble last night.

01:07:18Just chucked us again as he assaulted Kane and Kane's mentor with Rikishi.

01:07:23And Kane looked like Kane was gonna be physically dissected by these two men from the islands.

01:07:29Well, anytime you put two monsters like Rikishi and Haku together,

01:07:33this is the kind of damage they can inflict on somebody.

01:07:36Even somebody like Kane.

01:07:38And we've been wondering what the relationship is now.

01:07:40The first relationship between that man, The Undertaker, and his brother Kane.

01:07:44Well, I think this goes a long way.

01:07:46At least it sends a message to me that there is some sort of relationship because The Undertaker came out to the rescue of his brother Kane.

01:07:54And then this teamwork.

01:07:56This was purely devastation.

01:08:00This was 430 pounds thrilled by two monsters.

01:08:04Rikishi, what we just saw.

01:08:07Undertaker, let me tell you something.

01:08:09You like getting into my face?

01:08:11Well, let me challenge you to something.

01:08:13This Thursday, no holds barred.

01:08:15Me and you on SmackDown.

01:08:17And Undertaker, you can have the whole damn thing.

01:08:20If you're bad enough, come get it.

01:08:22Wow.

01:08:23Oh, that feels nice.

01:08:27Oh, it feels very nice.

01:08:29Well, we are set for now.

01:08:36WWE tag team title action.

01:08:40And it's interesting how the team of Lowdown got this opportunity.

01:08:44Well, I'll tell you one thing.

01:08:45These guys have a great shot at winning the title now.

01:08:47And in the interest of fairness, Mr. McMahon gave Lowdown a title shot.

01:08:51Well, he took away their Royal Rumble shot and gave it to Drew Carey.

01:08:59The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.

01:09:02And it is for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship.

01:09:05Introducing first, being accompanied by Tiger Ali Singh.

01:09:10At a combined weight of 581 pounds, Lowdown!

01:09:16Boy, I really thought Drew Carey was going to get it last night.

01:09:20What is this?

01:09:21What is this?

01:09:24I know what that is!

01:09:27Here come those damn gunlets!

01:09:29At a combined weight of 565 pounds,

01:09:33they are the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions,

01:09:37Bubba Ray and Devon Dudley Boy!

01:09:41Hey!

01:09:42We're being joined here by Tiger Ali Singh.

01:09:47Hey!

01:09:48Now Lowdown, not wasting any time.

01:09:50D-Lo Brown and Bubba Dudley, there's no way.

01:09:53I thought the Dudleys were very fortunate to defeat Edge and Christian at the Royal Rumble because of the physical condition that the Dudleys were in after the double concerto shot.

01:10:02Last Monday night on Raw, the assault last week on SmackDown.

01:10:07And the Dudleys still smarting with, quite frankly, minor concussions.

01:10:12Of course, we've been joined here by Mr. Tiger.

01:10:18Is he here? Is your headset working here?

01:10:20The headset is working perfectly fine, King. Thank you very much.

01:10:23Yes! Pleasure to have you here!

01:10:24It's my pleasure as well.

01:10:26Finally, we're given the opportunity to show our superior athleticism.

01:10:30And we're gonna win the titles tonight!

01:10:32Well, that remains to be seen, Tiger.

01:10:34You don't have to hold the microphone, Tiger. You can let go of it. It's alright.

01:10:36I know that all these racist and prejudicial people around me, I'm not safe anywhere in the United States.

01:10:42I don't know why you'd say that, but in any event...

01:10:46I say that because that's true.

01:10:47Great opportunity for Lowdown because, again, I don't think the Dudleys...

01:10:51And here comes the...

01:10:53Uh-oh!

01:10:54Bubba Bomb!

01:10:55Look at Bubba Ray holding his head in the back of his neck.

01:10:59The Dudleys...

01:11:00This is an ill-advised opportunity that the Dudleys have found themselves in, King, in my view.

01:11:05You can see that's right.

01:11:07Look at that.

01:11:08Our superior athleticism just caught off guard.

01:11:11But this is what I'm all about.

01:11:12This is why I've come to choose D'Lo and Chaz.

01:11:16Why is that?

01:11:17They've been neglected.

01:11:18They've been overlooked by the WWE fans.

01:11:20Power slam!

01:11:21Power slam!

01:11:22Here we go!

01:11:23They've been missing the Indian culture.

01:11:24The unity from our people.

01:11:25They've adopted it, and you've seen it.

01:11:27They are unbelievably vicious like never before.

01:11:30Speaking of the Indian culture, I see you brought an extra...

01:11:33What is that, a turban?

01:11:34Yes.

01:11:35Jerry the King Lawler, and with tradition, with our respect, we would like to pay homage to you and give this to you as a ceremonial Maharaja turban.

01:11:43Mahirajah turban.

01:11:44Mahirajah!

01:11:45Mahirajah!

01:11:46Not Mahirajah!

01:11:47On the top!

01:11:48Come on!

01:11:49And there's some Dudley culture!

01:11:51Some Dudley traditions!

01:11:52Did they ever say, what's up, over in India?

01:11:54What are we gonna do with this?

01:11:55I would like to put it on you.

01:11:56Wait a minute.

01:11:57It's a Mahirajah turban.

01:11:58Hey, check this out, JR.

01:11:59I got a Mahirajah turban.

01:12:00Looks very nice.

01:12:01Gonna get around the airport.

01:12:02What are you talking about?

01:12:04What are you talking about?

01:12:05The Dudley's looking for one here, that's at the table.

01:12:09I understand that.

01:12:10It's just his ignorance, and this is what it's all about, ignorance and prejudice.

01:12:13This is a traditional royal turban.

01:12:15How honored are you that your team is getting their ass tipped here, and the Dudley's are

01:12:20going to put up their table?

01:12:21This is all the prejudice that's against us.

01:12:23Uh-oh.

01:12:24Look at the referee.

01:12:25The title belt.

01:12:27My gosh.

01:12:28We're the champions!

01:12:30We're the champions!

01:12:32We're the champions!

01:12:33We're the champions!

01:12:34We're the champions!

01:12:35We're the champions!

01:12:36Disqualification, lowdown!

01:12:37The champion, the Dudley's are disqualified for using the title belt.

01:12:41The belts don't change hands on a disqualification team.

01:12:44Hey, wait a minute, Tiger.

01:12:45Look at this!

01:12:46No!

01:12:49And the Tiger's gonna experience another Dudley.

01:12:52Tiger is shit.

01:12:53My gosh!

01:12:54Regating to the table.

01:12:57The Dudley's took the bite out of Tiger.

01:13:00Tiger thought he'd won the titles, and instead, he got introduced to a table.

01:13:05It'll have to be another night for a lowdown, but the Dudley's have got to heal up.

01:13:10They're putting themselves in jeopardy every time they come out here, King.

01:13:14Yeah.

01:13:15With these injuries.

01:13:16Concussion and all.

01:13:17Uh-oh.

01:13:18Oh, Trish, you got your hat.

01:13:19Thanks.

01:13:20She forgot her hat!

01:13:21Even her hair!

01:13:22Look how sweaty she is!

01:13:23What have they been doing?

01:13:24She's glistening!

01:13:25Ah!

01:13:26Yes, sir.

01:13:27Yes, sir.

01:13:28I understand.

01:13:29Well, ladies and gentlemen, we've been informed that Mr. McMahon will be joining us momentarily

01:13:41to have the announcement on what the main event will be for tonight's Raw as War.

01:13:46Finally!

01:13:47Why can't he tell us now?

01:13:49What is he getting dressed?

01:13:50What are you talking about?

01:13:51Why don't you stop asking questions?

01:13:53Well, here comes the hardcore champion.

01:13:56And folks, Al Snow will challenge Raven momentarily.

01:14:00And many of us remember very vividly about a month ago down in Memphis at the Pyramid.

01:14:06It was Alan and Raven in a hardcore matchup king where Raven used a cinder block over Al Snow's skull.

01:14:13One, two, three, that's it!

01:14:16And that put Al Snow on the shelf for a long time.

01:14:19I thought it was gonna be forever.

01:14:20I thought he was permanently concussion.

01:14:22Al Snow returned to the Royal Rumble.

01:14:24And tonight here, Raven, the hardcore-

01:14:26Hey, hey, hey, look at this!

01:14:27There's Al Snow.

01:14:28Boy!

01:14:29And the bell sounds.

01:14:30Remember this is, this is anything goes, falls down anywhere.

01:14:35My gosh.

01:14:37For the hardcore title.

01:14:39All sorts of stuff in that basket brought out here by Raven.

01:14:45Raven and Al Snow, Mr McMahon's gonna have a big announcement regarding the main event here tonight.

01:14:51Where the hell are these guys?

01:14:52Well, they're up under our stage now.

01:14:54Look out.

01:14:55They got the pyro stuff out.

01:14:57No!

01:14:58God!

01:14:59What the hell is that?

01:15:00Somebody get, both these bitterly, they both may be concussed.

01:15:06Man, there's all kind of pyro on to that stage.

01:15:09They've knocked the referee down to both of these guys.

01:15:11Man, the hell is, this is insane.

01:15:15The referee is down, Al Snow's got the cover, but that pyro went off for those,

01:15:20these two men on the stage here.

01:15:23Uh-oh, look out.

01:15:24No!

01:15:25Raven, the pyro's gonna ride a face.

01:15:29Well, you gotta make sure the pyro's out.

01:15:31Don't take any chances.

01:15:33Good grief.

01:15:35Man, do you know what kind of concussion that would have had to be?

01:15:39I think I heard the guy went down the first time.

01:15:42When that happened, he had to start his own hardback.

01:15:45What?

01:15:46And look at now, Raven.

01:15:48Yeah!

01:15:49Al Snow said that, where the carbon, wherever the hell it was.

01:15:52My gosh!

01:15:53It's not an ironing board.

01:15:54They're back there with our seamstresses.

01:15:56Never get hit by an iron.

01:15:59Wait a minute!

01:16:00Oh, that's cool.

01:16:03Uh-oh.

01:16:04I'm sorry, we weren't gonna like that.

01:16:06Remember, falls count anything here.

01:16:08Anything goes.

01:16:09That's some hot coffee.

01:16:11Ow!

01:16:12Hot!

01:16:13That hot coffee will get your attention in a hurry.

01:16:15Snow and Raven, these are so dangerous.

01:16:17He's fantastic.

01:16:18Was McDonald's Raven have a big lawsuit on his hand right now?

01:16:21Oh, look out!

01:16:22I've been wanting to say this for years.

01:16:23What?

01:16:24A body plant to the abdomen.

01:16:25You ain't right, JR.

01:16:26You know what?

01:16:27I'm not missing a coffee.

01:16:28Hey!

01:16:29We're all over our catering.

01:16:30Oh!

01:16:31Hey, got milk?

01:16:32That's the body good.

01:16:33Yeah.

01:16:34But maybe not in that contest.

01:16:35Is that right?

01:16:36Now, look at this.

01:16:37Hey, that's our post-batch fee.

01:16:38Wait a minute!

01:16:39Hey, that's our post-batch fee.

01:16:40Wait a minute!

01:16:41Hey, that's our post-batch fee.

01:16:42Wait a minute!

01:16:43Hey, that's our post-batch fee.

01:16:44Wait a minute!

01:16:45Hey, that's our post-batch fee.

01:16:46Wait a minute!

01:16:47I'm not eating that now.

01:16:48Oh!

01:16:49What am I gonna eat tonight now?

01:16:50Raven hasn't even taken off his title bet.

01:16:51What is that?

01:16:52Whoa!

01:16:53These hardcore matches are insane.

01:16:54Look out!

01:16:55Oh!

01:16:56Oh!

01:16:57Oh!

01:16:58Oh!

01:16:59Oh!

01:17:00Oh!

01:17:01Oh!

01:17:02Oh!

01:17:03Oh!

01:17:04Oh!

01:17:05Oh!

01:17:06Oh!

01:17:07Oh!

01:17:08Oh!

01:17:09Oh!

01:17:10Oh!

01:17:11Oh!

01:17:12Oh!

01:17:13Oh!

01:17:14Oh!

01:17:15Oh!

01:17:17Oh!

01:17:18Oh!

01:17:19And maybe she'd to and a buffet or something.

01:17:20I don't know.

01:17:21A handful of Crawfish.

01:17:22Oh my God.

01:17:23Oh!

01:17:24And now they're fighting outside are Raven, the hardcore champion and the challenger,

01:17:28Al Snow.

01:17:29Are you sure that's Raven?

01:17:31Ah!

01:17:32Yeah, they're still wearing his belt.

01:17:35Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!

01:17:37Get up!

01:17:38Weapon here.

01:17:39Yikes!

01:17:40Don't break a leg.

01:17:41Look out.

01:17:42What is that?

01:17:43You think you're on coil, huh? You try and put me out. You're not hardcore. You're worth a piece of garbage.

01:17:50Oh, look at him.

01:17:52I'm going out of the belt. There's a cover.

01:17:55One, two, three.

01:17:56Oh, my God.

01:17:57And we got...

01:17:58Come on, count.

01:17:59Seven, two, three.

01:18:02And we got a new hardcore champion.

01:18:04What does everybody want?

01:18:05Thank you, winner.

01:18:06Oh, who the hell is that?

01:18:08Who is that, Keith?

01:18:10I don't know what he is.

01:18:11Who is that, Keith?

01:18:12You're like a freaking ninja.

01:18:13Two, three.

01:18:15And now, give my belt.

01:18:17As a new World Wrestling Federation hardcore champion, Raven.

01:18:24Who the hell is helping Raven?

01:18:26I don't know.

01:18:27He loves it, and then he won it back thanks to that...

01:18:30Whoever she was?

01:18:32I don't know if it's a he or a she.

01:18:34Well, if it's a he, he's got some nice press.

01:18:36Well, Mr. McMahon, have you made up your mind concerning the main event tonight?

01:18:45Indeed, I...

01:18:46Indeed, I have...

01:18:48Seems to have lost a button on my cuff.

01:18:50But nonetheless, yes.

01:18:53In the interest of fairness, the combination of my daughter and my son-in-law, Stephanie and Triple H, will meet the combination of Kurt Angle, the WWF champion, and his partner, Trish.

01:19:07What?

01:19:09Tonight?

01:19:09The game's still waiting on the arrival of the Stone Cold Steve Austin slits hammer in hand.

01:19:17What?

01:19:17We've got a match.

01:19:19It's not the championship, but here's your knee brace.

01:19:21Here's your pads.

01:19:21What do you mean it's not my championship?

01:19:22It's a mixed tag.

01:19:24Dad made the mixed tag.

01:19:26Hey!

01:19:31We're next!

01:19:33Here!

01:19:36Well, ladies and gentlemen, now you're looking at downtown New York City, the home of WWF New York, and certainly Inside King.

01:19:43Too cool a cakewit.

01:19:45Hey!

01:19:46Check it out, JR!

01:19:47Can you do the running man, JR?

01:19:49Uh, no.

01:19:51Huh?

01:19:52Well, he's got can.

01:19:56Oh, man!

01:19:58We're getting rowdy!

01:20:00Look at this!

01:20:03Damn, we're getting rowdy!

01:20:07Well, it's got to be a mixed tag team matchup, much to the dismay of the game.

01:20:13Oh, my God.

01:20:15Look at this.

01:20:16Look at, Trish.

01:20:17She looks exhausted.

01:20:18That's who I'm referring to.

01:20:20That sweat was running down her neck onto her.

01:20:22We're pulsating.

01:20:27The following inter-gender tag team contest is scheduled for football, making their way to the ring.

01:20:33The team of Trish Stratus and the World Wrestling Generation Champion, Kurt Angle!

01:20:39It's going to be Kurt Angle and Trish Stratus, the collide with the game and his wife!

01:20:47What a matchup!

01:20:48Next!

01:20:51We are back live with the Cajun Dome.

01:20:54Kurt Angle and Trish against the game and his wife.

01:20:58Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Mr. McMahon has made his decision.

01:21:02Mr. McMahon, he never disappoints the fans.

01:21:06Introducing their opponent, the team of Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Triple H!

01:21:13The matchup won the game for the WWE title, almost as much as he wanted to be.

01:21:19Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight with that slender.

01:21:21Where is Stone Cold Steve Austin?

01:21:25I think he may still be celebrating in New Orleans.

01:21:29I'm not sure Austin's even gonna be here.

01:21:30I don't play Stone Cold for not showing up.

01:21:33He probably found out that Triple H is waiting for him with a sledgehammer.

01:21:36I wouldn't show him either.

01:21:38Oh, take a look at Trish's little outfit.

01:21:39Isn't that cute?

01:21:40He's got those nice little knee pads he's wearing.

01:21:42Next, he had those knee pads on in our meeting with Mr. McMahon.

01:21:45JR!

01:21:46I'm just curious.

01:21:47What?

01:21:50Triple H is ice cold.

01:21:51He has had no time to get loose.

01:21:54No time to get ready for this matchup.

01:21:57He's been outside waiting on Stone Cold.

01:21:59He's carrying that sledgehammer around.

01:22:01He's wearing a badge in Austin free.

01:22:03Look at Trish, she's obviously getting ready.

01:22:06She's already sweating.

01:22:07The game, the baseball slide through, catching an angle unaware.

01:22:12Watch it, JR.

01:22:14They're coming out of the middle.

01:22:16Angle's head bouncing off the table, and the game looks right in.

01:22:21Get in there.

01:22:23Get in there.

01:22:23Listen, look out.

01:22:24The WWE Champion getting maimed here.

01:22:28Come on, Hedner, get him in the ring.

01:22:31Again, the game dominating the WWE Champion.

01:22:36But remember, the game wanted the WWE title tonight.

01:22:40That's not what he got.

01:22:42That's right.

01:22:42Thanks to his father-in-law.

01:22:44The title is not up for grabs, so I don't know how much technical wrestling

01:22:47you're gonna see here tonight.

01:22:48This is gonna be just an all-out fight, cuz these guys hate each other.

01:22:51Ooh.

01:22:53Triple H had the WWE title won in the views of everyone at the Royal Rumble.

01:22:58Wait a minute, JR.

01:22:59Come on, that's your opinion.

01:23:01And of course Triple H's opinion, but you're not giving Kurt Angle any credit

01:23:05whatsoever.

01:23:06I'll tell you right now.

01:23:07I didn't get to finish my story, so.

01:23:10Okay, but before you finish your story, where are your gold medals?

01:23:13Where are yours?

01:23:15Well, I'm not besmirching this Olympic hero either then.

01:23:18Well, good.

01:23:19All right, now Angle, who had that knee damage at the Royal Rumble bar,

01:23:22the game, who had a methodical game plan, did the Cerebral Assassin Triple H,

01:23:28and the game going right back to work on that left knee of the World Wrestling

01:23:32Federation Champion.

01:23:33Tag in, Trish.

01:23:35Help your partner.

01:23:36I don't know how badly Trish really wants Stephanie, but

01:23:40I know that Stephanie would love to eliminate Trish from the WWF entirely,

01:23:46and from Mr. McMahon's life, quite frankly.

01:23:49She said look from Stephanie, and Trish, have you noticed that Trish is wrestling

01:23:53attire is just a little short, riding up on there a little bit there.

01:23:58She's a little cheeky.

01:23:59Cheeky is right, and what a right hand.

01:24:01There's a right by the WWE Champion, Kurt Angle.

01:24:06And right back to the knee goes Triple H.

01:24:09Well, I'll tell you, you know, Kurt Angle has a lot to prove here.

01:24:10He wants to prove to the world that he really would not have lost his title of Triple H at the Royal Rumble.

01:24:16Even without Stone Cold Steve Austin's help.

01:24:19Triple H is joining tonight with a challenge until they get to Kurt Angle.

01:24:24That was accepted, that was before Mr. McMahon arrived.

01:24:28And there's the tag to Trish.

01:24:31What the hell is Trish doing?

01:24:33My God, be careful, Trish.

01:24:35I love it, but what the heck?

01:24:37Trish with a cross body.

01:24:39Hey!

01:24:40Hit by Angle.

01:24:41Trish had Triple H covered, I thought he was gonna be pinned by Trish.

01:24:45Trish was right on top of the game for a moment.

01:24:47Here we go.

01:24:48Look at this.

01:24:49Man.

01:24:50Kurt Angle can't believe what he did.

01:24:53He just took Stephanie down.

01:24:54Kurt Angle's shocked.

01:24:56Oh, he didn't mean to do that, Jerry.

01:25:00He was out of a bit of rage or something, he lost his head.

01:25:04Well, it was just instinctive, I assume, but, whoa!

01:25:07Man, that'll bring him back to Riyadh.

01:25:09Oh!

01:25:10Can you hear that in that one?

01:25:11I don't know what hurts worse, but a slap to Lee's right hand.

01:25:15I'd say the right hand.

01:25:17I think you're right.

01:25:18Get him on here!

01:25:21And Stephanie.

01:25:23Triple H again.

01:25:25And that mean streak.

01:25:28Oh, look out!

01:25:29Look out!

01:25:30Oh!

01:25:31Face thrusted by the game and Kurt Angle.

01:25:33Uh-oh, look out.

01:25:34Oh!

01:25:35What a ride by Angle on the game.

01:25:39Tremendous suplex.

01:25:40Here's a tag.

01:25:42Oh, here we go.

01:25:44This is it.

01:25:45This is gonna be Trish's first official time in action.

01:25:47What's she doing now?

01:25:48Oh, no blow.

01:25:50Trish on the timeline.

01:25:51Oh, my God!

01:25:52Trish, look out!

01:25:54Stephanie slapping Trish off the top.

01:25:56She's hurt.

01:25:57I can't believe that.

01:25:59That's what you deserve.

01:26:01And Angle on the outside.

01:26:03Look at the Trish.

01:26:04Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:26:05Whoa!

01:26:06Trish left with Stephanie.

01:26:07Whoa!

01:26:08My God!

01:26:09It's a slap fest!

01:26:10It's a slap fest!

01:26:11Uh-oh!

01:26:12Take down by Trish.

01:26:14The game on the outside with Kurt Angle.

01:26:17My gosh!

01:26:18It's a cat fight!

01:26:19Whoo-hoo!

01:26:20Look at this!

01:26:22Stephanie is stopping the fire out of Trish.

01:26:25Spanker!

01:26:26Spanker!

01:26:27Trish in the middle position on Stephanie!

01:26:30I can't believe this!

01:26:32Come on, Stephanie!

01:26:33Yeah, yeah!

01:26:34Spanker!

01:26:35Get up!

01:26:36Get up, you!

01:26:37These women are gonna tear each other apart!

01:26:40This is great!

01:26:42I love the WWF!

01:26:44Stephanie, those kicks!

01:26:47Back to the gut!

01:26:48Coming to you right for the trailer park, ladies and gentlemen!

01:26:52My gosh!

01:26:54Well, it's lined by Stephanie!

01:26:56My gosh!

01:26:57Triple H and Angle, beating the hell out of each other on the outside!

01:27:01Come on!

01:27:02I can't care right now!

01:27:03Yeah, there we go!

01:27:04One, two, three!

01:27:05Now what's gonna happen?

01:27:07What must Mr. McMahon be thinking now?

01:27:09Stephanie!

01:27:10Look at Trish!

01:27:13There's that little Hellcat here!

01:27:15No!

01:27:16Bulldog!

01:27:17Bulldog!

01:27:18A Bulldog headlock!

01:27:19I love it!

01:27:20It's gonna be over!

01:27:21Uh-oh!

01:27:22Look at Trish!

01:27:23I'm afraid it's gonna be over for Trish!

01:27:28No!

01:27:29You know you can't!

01:27:30Don't do this!

01:27:31No!

01:27:32No!

01:27:33For the love of God, the pedigree on a woman!

01:27:37Kurt, did you see that?

01:27:39Angle just got nailed!

01:27:41Trish the pedigree right out of her floor!

01:27:44One, two!

01:27:45She did?

01:27:46And it's over!

01:27:47Thanks for the game!

01:27:49It's over!

01:27:50Second, McMahon held bleach and triple!

01:27:54Hey!

01:27:55This is unbelievable!

01:27:58Kurt Angle pulling that ball to Trish out of the ring!

01:28:02And the first couple of the WWF!

01:28:06The place didn't get his hands off Don't Go, but he sure got his hands off on Trish!

01:28:12I don't want some more of the game!

01:28:15Hey!

01:28:16I think we're not done yet!

01:28:17The WWF!

01:28:18The WWF!

01:28:19Look at this!

01:28:21Austin's here!

01:28:22My God!

01:28:23The rattlesnake in the run!

01:28:25The cage and Dolby have exploded!

01:28:27Where'd he come from?

01:28:28Triple A's threatened the game!

01:28:30The starter!

01:28:31The starter!

01:28:32The starter!

01:28:33The starter!

01:28:35Stone Cold won the Royal Rumble!

01:28:37And he just kicked the game's ass again!

01:28:42Triple A's you gotta be careful what you wish for!

01:28:44You just might get it and I think you just got it!

01:28:47My God!

01:28:48Can you imagine what the game is gonna wanna do?

01:28:51The Stone Cold!

01:28:53The game is gonna wanna put Stone Cold 16 feet after this!

01:28:59The warrior won the winner!

01:29:02The rattlesnake is going to WrestleMania!

01:29:05But maybe, over the game's dead body!

01:29:09I can't believe what we've seen here tonight, JR!

01:29:12My God!

01:29:14It's going to be an explosion!

01:29:16Amendment precautions are slammed down!

01:29:19Austin is going to WrestleMania!

01:29:23trailer!

01:29:24Alarm 여러분 has nearly knocked on stage!

01:29:26They did one for the rest of the battle!

01:29:30We must call him to go!

01:29:31He's وびin now!

01:29:33We can do it today now!

01:29:34No, in the end!

01:29:35So grant us to wrap up financial arrangements!

01:29:37He won the Ta Korata in the room for the rest of the game!

01:29:39That's where the copinateds are all for theistes of the crew,

01:29:41The erkl Awakers are amazing

01:29:44Therahs is mango Hughie andorschükle.

WWE RAW 22 JANUARY 2001 FULL SHOW

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