00:00I don't wanna go up solo loco, don't you wanna come with me like you're cold
00:17We can go and use ourselves in Tokyo and Tokyo, I know we'll move like a thing
00:20Don't you wanna come with me? Don't you wanna come and see?
00:24We only live once only, don't you wanna be free?
00:30Inhale, mountain pose
00:35Inhale, crescent lunge
00:38Exhale, warrior two
00:45Is this relaxing, Abby? Bro, I'm dying
00:48I'm trying to transcend here
00:50Okay, well, tell me something juicy so I can transcend this boredom
00:57Brody and I can't stop fighting
00:59I feel like he's pulling away
01:02Okay, how much longer are you gonna namaste with that walking red flag?
01:06Shhh
01:08Shhh
01:11The man's a whole parade
01:18I think he's just stressed about like the draft camp
01:21I mean he loves me, he just has a hard time showing it
01:25Oh hell no
01:26Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
01:28Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
01:29Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
01:30You blind cheating son of a bitch!
01:31How do you know?
01:32Oh Jesus
01:33I'm sensing a lot of negative energy here
01:35I'm sensing a lot of negative energy here
01:36I'm his girlfriend
01:37Well, ex now
01:38Okay, so maybe I went off the man into the bedroom with Elle
01:42Oops, but let's face it, babe
01:44You and I haven't been committed in a very, very long time
01:47Okay, okay, okay
01:49Let's take a calming deep breath and get the heck out of here
01:50Don't follow us
01:51Pig
01:52You're dead to me asshole
01:53I'm gonna make your life a living hell
02:23Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
02:46Summer is finally here at the Banting Ice House
02:49And we're feeling hot, hot, hot!
02:52So, who's ready to make bad decisions when we're good but in time?
03:07Your first frat party at the Ice House without him attached with a head
03:11You are one step closer from officially moving on from that mysteriously hot asshole
03:18Oh shit, did he see me?
03:20Okay, be honest
03:22Are they kissing?
03:23Like, does he look really into her? What's going on?
03:27Um, they're like six inches apart
03:32I'm looking
03:33No, no, no, no, no, no
03:34Oh, Mo
03:36I've never gotten less than an A in anything
03:39And now my first real relationship? Straight fail
03:41Straight fail
03:42Today I'm gonna do everything I can
03:45Just forget about that pink rat
03:47Excellent
03:48Now let's get you laid
03:50Excuse me, hot sir
03:52Are you single and are you more of a brunette?
03:54Or a blonde?
03:55Is that something on your mind, bro? Or someone maybe?
03:56Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne?
03:58Go ahead, I'll wait
03:59Dude, Richard
04:00Are you crushing on Brody's girl right now?
04:01Ex-girlfriend
04:02Word is
04:03He cheated on Abby Hawthorne
04:04Every day
04:05Every day
04:06Every day
04:07We only have the time for what is this
04:08Sometimes we gotta play
04:09Yeah
04:10You know it's getting hot
04:11You know we're about to drop drop
04:12We're about to drop drop
04:14We're about to drop drop
04:16We're about to drop
04:18I know it
04:19Is that something on your mind, bro? Or uh, someone maybe?
04:22Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne
04:25Go ahead, I'll wait
04:27Dude, Richard
04:28Are you crushing on Brody's girl right now?
04:30Ex-girlfriend
04:31Word is he cheated on Abby with his fucking yogi
04:36That absolute douche had her and cheated? Unreal
04:39Tyler, NHL pre-draft cam starts tomorrow
04:42Now is not the time to throw in her brand of chaos
04:44Plus, Brody Matthews would end you
04:46to you, on and off the ice.
05:11Okay, we know you've been skating on thin ice.
05:13All these other guys here.
05:16Just take a chance on me.
05:17Hi.
05:18I'm DJ Slap Shop, but tonight I'm DJ Slap yours.
05:20I think it's better for his friends.
05:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
05:24Yeah, babe.
05:25Jump out in this pool of chance every.
05:31Come on.
05:34Hey, she's not here for you tonight, bud.
05:36As is.
05:37As is with me tonight, so no.
05:38Whoa!
05:46Babe, I'm sorry.
05:47All I had was warm beer.
05:49You know, we have got to stop coming to these frat parties
05:51at the Ice House.
05:52So uncivilized.
05:54Tyler Richards, if Brody sees you talking to me...
05:57You can eat shit for what he did to you.
06:00I'd never.
06:03Sorry, I should probably run off shut.
06:05Nope.
06:06It's okay.
06:07Keep talking.
06:13Fucking God.
06:15What?
06:16Nothing.
06:17Abby!
06:18I got you.
06:23I got you.
06:27I got you.
06:38One second.
06:39Wow.
06:39Wow.
06:40Wow.
06:41Wow.
06:41Wow.
06:42Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad girls make them say wow.
06:46Oh!
06:47Wow.
06:47What the hell do you think you're doing with her, bud?
06:50Wow.
06:51Whatever she'll love me.
06:52You cannot talk to him.
06:54You cheated. We broke up.
06:56And now?
07:00We're dating.
07:02Yeah. Tyler Richards' girlfriend, though.
07:06Excuse me.
07:08Well, Tyler's just a puck bunny chaser.
07:10You don't gotta lower your standards to get back in the abs.
07:12That's big talk.
07:14Coming from somebody who's sloppy skating
07:16landed me with a broken collarbone last season.
07:18Yeah, we'll see how well you do on the ice tomorrow
07:20with your daddy.
07:24What'd you say?
07:25Oh.
07:26Everybody knows Coach Richards is Tyler's daddy.
07:28Right?
07:29That's the only reason he got invited to the draft camp.
07:32Get pucked, Brody.
07:34Tyler's record puts yours to shame.
07:36Oh, that's rigged, sweetheart.
07:38Tyler's just a little neppo baby.
07:40Hmm?
07:41Better grab him up.
07:43Start cleaning up my sloppy sex.
07:50pawp!
07:52Hahaha!
07:55Put the fuck in here on the ice, you motherfucker!
07:58I'm a sucker!
08:28Give me the power.
08:34Look at that boys!
08:37Day one.
08:39And welcome to our elite camp.
08:43A team of Scouts have brought together some of the best college players in the country.
08:47Now, you're all fighting for that coveted spot in the pros.
08:53For the next two weeks, you'll be pushed harder than ever.
08:56Brutal drills.
08:59Conditioning.
09:01And I don't want any fucking excuses.
09:06It all leads to a three on three showcase in front of Scouts.
09:10We want to see you think fast.
09:13And execute plays.
09:15Three on three is an hockey. It's survival. You choke, you're out.
09:20So don't let anything distract you while you're here.
09:26Who's hungry?
09:29Come on, I'm fucking hungry.
09:32You got a ticket, babe?
09:33What the fuck is she doing here?
09:35You're a little early. You can take off my skates in five minutes.
09:37No, she's here for me.
09:38Oh, shit.
09:40Okay.
09:41Cool.
09:44Whoa.
09:45What the fuck is she doing?
09:46What the fuck is she doing?
09:47What the fuck is she doing here?
09:48What the fuck is she doing here?
09:49That's crazy, fuck.
09:50Hey.
09:51So.
09:52I've been thinking.
09:53Like one of us does.
09:54I like it.
09:55The whole fake dating thing.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Hey.
09:59So.
10:00I've been thinking.
10:02Like one of us does.
10:03I like it.
10:05The whole fake dating thing.
10:19Fake.
10:20Yeah.
10:21Yeah.
10:22Brody's an asshole.
10:24He deserves all the hurt that's coming to him.
10:28And I'll help you get the draft spot.
10:30And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
10:33Well my dream is to work in politics, so think of your pre-draft camp as my campaign trial.
10:40You take down Brody, we both win.
10:42Translation?
10:43I'll be your fake girlfriend, destroy Brody's life, and then you get the draft spot.
10:50So where to first?
10:54The Ice House is hosting a kickoff for their elite camp at the frat house tonight.
10:58We'll be there for sure.
10:59Mmm, go for the jugular, I like it.
11:02Don't fake that it's so hard his head's supposed to be.
11:06Ready?
11:20It's okay ask, hits my neck make me.
11:23Big first!
11:23Jax!
11:24Abby!
11:36Ouch!
11:37Wow!
11:38It's hot!
11:39Yeah, baby!
11:40Let's go!
11:41Wow!
11:42White marker!
11:43Yeah, baby!
11:44Like that!
11:45Hold me!
11:46Zhou!
11:46Here we go, we're about to go harder than a slap shot.
12:05Ready?
12:06Yeah.
12:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:09Three, two, one.
12:11Whatever happens at the end of camp, remember, we're all on the same team.
12:25Yeah.
12:26We're brothers.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Yeah.
12:29So close we steal each other's girls, right?
12:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:33Donate the player.
12:34Abby made her choice and she chose me.
12:35Right out of the trash right after I dumped her bucket hat.
12:37Yeah.
12:38You better watch your fucking back, Richards, especially on the ice.
12:45Hey, by the way, how's that collarbone?
12:48You know what?
12:49You're going to be begging to warm my bench.
12:51And if you're nice, I'll let you sharpen my blades, you dusty piece of shit.
12:58Kiss my fucking ass!
13:00it's working he's 100% rattled so what's next step one break the ice break
13:21his game Brody's a control freak you have to crack him mess with his head your
13:28chances at pro go straight up he's watching well then let's give him
13:38something worth freaking out about shall we
13:58I don't want to be friends no more whenever my eyes if you raise that score one go one heart gotta shoot your shot better make a star give it all you got
14:20hey
14:32ah this isn't you Abby you're embarrassing yourself focus on your relationship with little Miss Lululemon over there and leave me and Tyler alone
14:41you don't belong with you and I are gonna end up together after all this right
14:46we're just experimenting with other people until I make it to the NHL and you pop out
14:50our kids I lose you in like a hot way or you party's over Tyler's looking for you
15:01upstate I'm not your dog
15:31we need one for the gram we should make this officially official wow Brody never posted a single photo of us in almost four years of dating
15:50yeah I'm not him I'd have been close
15:55okay
15:57how's that?
16:01nah too tame
16:03what did you have in mind?
16:05you ready?
16:07how was that?
16:34I liked it
16:36no picture
16:39let's go let's go
16:41we're gonna go practice early
16:43come on coach
16:49let the feelings overflow
16:54you know we don't play
16:56stay out the way
16:57check out this look on my face
16:59I come stay in the day
17:00give me my cape
17:01look it I'm flying away
17:02five star cream of the cop
17:04go and make spot
17:05gonna put the cherry on top
17:06this one can't be stock
17:08getting them shot
17:09it's really like that
17:10don't believe me just watch
17:11watch
17:12watch
17:13watch
17:14watch
17:15watch
17:16watch
17:17watch
17:18don't believe me just watch
17:19watch
17:20watch
17:21watch
17:22watch
17:23watch
17:24watch
17:25watch
17:26watch
17:27watch
17:28watch
17:29Go!
17:39You using Abbey to get to me?
17:40You think I'm fucking stupid, Richards?
17:42Is that a trick question?
17:45Tyler Brody, bitch, now!
17:47Tell this to your daddy.
17:59Watch, watch, watch!
18:01I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat
18:05Taking down my hair, got your eyes on me
18:09You need it, you want it, but can you handle this?
18:13This lollipop is poppin', poppin', poppin', poppin', pop this lollipop is
18:23This lollipop is poppin'
18:29Step three, expose his weakness
18:37Brody thrives off his ego
18:39So, let's tear it apart
18:41Copy that
18:43What's up, boys?
19:01Hey, boys!
19:05Yeah, it's me
19:07What the fuck is she doing?
19:09What the fuck?
19:11Tyler, we're working out today, right?
19:16Yes
19:21Like this, right?
19:26Yeah, yeah
19:28Am I doing it right?
19:29Can you help me?
19:30Here, closer, closer
19:31Okay
19:32Feel that?
19:33Yeah
19:34God, I swear, Tyler, you're looking huge
19:37Bigger than I've ever seen
19:39Abbie, you need a break?
19:42No
19:45Let's keep pushing
19:46Let me show you how to handle this
19:49Slow
19:50Damn, Brody
19:51Yeah
19:52Sounds like you're snacking while he's munching
19:56Oh, yeah, that's fucking funny
19:58Yeah, buddy
19:59We'll see who's better at the end of camp, boys
