00:00We need a new place.
00:28A new place where you can do whatever you want.
00:31A new place called Endorphin Port.
00:34It's a new computer place that's gonna be absolutely beautiful.
00:40Fucking computer's bullshit!
00:42It's fucking sick!
00:44It's not cool anymore, it's not fun!
00:45It's not fun to be on the fucking computer!
00:47They changed everything about it!
00:49It used to be so cool!
00:55We need a new place on the computer.
00:57Where we can be epic mine soldiers who live by the Assassin's Creed
01:01and do the most epic of legendary behavior.
01:04I'm talking about a place that's not a website!
01:06It's not a website!
01:08It's a different reality!
01:10It's a whole new world where we can be whoever the F we want to be!
01:15There will be no more fucking racism!
01:27No more sexism!
01:28Because everybody will get rid of their bodies!
01:30No one will be judged if they got a pussy pit or ass!
01:32Everybody will design their own avatar!
01:34There will be no excuse!
01:36It is up to you to do what you want to do!
01:38A true fucking paradise!
01:40You want to be Gollum?
01:41Six foot tall, jagged in a huge fucking cock
01:43and a ass like the monster of Incredibles?
01:45Go ride a fucking head, buddy!
01:54Get it out of your fucking heads if this is not happening!
01:56I'm gonna make this happen!
02:02This place sucks and our bodies are disgusting!
02:04We need to shit!
02:05We need to eat!
02:06We need to fuck!
02:07This is bad!
02:08This is all badness is traced from the body!
02:10The body gets sick?
02:11Fuck!
02:12You have to spend time at the hospital!
02:15You have to groom it!
02:16The tits aren't big enough!
02:17The ass is too small!
02:18The cock's small!
02:19The balls are big!
02:21The body is bad!
02:22The body is not good!
02:23The body is bad!
02:24The body is not good!
02:25This is a new world.
02:29We've got a new world.
02:30We've got to exit this one.
02:31We're getting rid of our bodies.
02:32We're sick.
02:33We need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need a new place.
02:38We need a new place.
02:39That's not a website.
02:40We can cut God out of this equation, but we can create our own heaven here on earth.
02:46I cannot do it alone.
02:47I have tried.
02:48I need American money.
02:49Please.
02:55I need American money.
03:25We are home.
03:36Earth with no rules just right.
03:42Water will be replaced with Sprite.
03:45Mental soldiers in a war with no enemy.
03:53Digitally chilling with your boy Jeremy.
03:56An everlasting family.
04:03Virtual uncles.
04:04Virtual aunts.
04:05Digital polo.
04:07Digital pants.
04:08We are the protagonists.
04:09We are the protagonists.
04:12We are the heroes.
04:14We are the heroes.
04:15Praised by crowds of ones and zeros.
04:18No sick.
04:19No sick.
04:23No lonely.
04:24No complain.
04:25Fuck like Superman.
04:27With an iron brain.
04:29This is the final evolution of humanity.
04:36A non-religious digital Christianity.
04:40We are free of pain.
04:41We are free of pain.
04:42We are free of hate.
04:43We are free of hate.
04:45Enter the endorphin port.
04:47And don't be late.
04:48We are free of hate.
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