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Written by Phil Jackson
Voices: Rob Rackstraw, Emily Oldfield and Martin Oldfield
Directed by Vincent James
Written by Phil Jackson
Voices: Rob Rackstraw, Emily Oldfield and Martin Oldfield
Directed by Vincent James
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00:00I'm Tom and these are my best friends, the monsters.
00:14They're Ted, Doc and Norma and Spongy Fred.
00:16Hello.
00:17Sometimes I find them hiding under my bed.
00:19It's Hattie, Jim and Roger and Dan, he's a dragon.
00:23Oh, and silly old Colin.
00:25Hello.
00:25Oh, we're the friendly monsters.
00:28We're the friendly monsters.
00:30We just want to jump and play.
00:33We might be big and hairy, but we're not really scary.
00:37Hello.
00:56The post's arrived, Dad.
00:58Oh, thanks, Tom.
01:00Now, let's see what we have here.
01:03Oh, my.
01:04I don't believe it.
01:06What is it, dear?
01:07Well, we won a holiday in that spot the leopard competition we entered.
01:12Oh, great, Dad.
01:14Where are we going?
01:15Well, it says, you will be ferried to a glorious resort in the south of France to stay in a luxury hotel where sun, sea and souvenirs are plenty.
01:26And we depart tomorrow morning.
01:29Hooray, great.
01:30Hooray, great.
01:32Goodness.
01:33We'd better start packing, then.
01:37Hello.
01:39Hi, Jock.
01:40Can you pass some socks?
01:42Packing your bags, eh?
01:44Hey, where are you going?
01:45An holiday with Mum and Dad.
01:47Have a holiday.
01:49Can I have an holiday?
01:50I wish you could come with me, monsters, but you'd never fit in me case.
01:58Oh, it'd be a tight squeeze.
02:01I'm used to it.
02:02You should try living in a teapot.
02:04And it's not exactly spacious behind that radiator, either.
02:08It looks like I'm going to need a bigger case, then.
02:12Don't it?
02:13We're going away!
02:14We're going away!
02:16On our holidays!
02:38Come to morgue!
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Mum's put banana on me sandwiches by mistake, Sarge.
02:50Don't you like banana, Robly?
02:52Oh, yeah.
02:53But not with onion.
02:54I prefer to make my own sandwiches.
02:57You'll never move up the ranks, Constable, if you can't make your own sandwiches.
03:01Two-nine-a-fiver.
03:03Two-nine-a-fiver.
03:04Are you receiving?
03:06Get over.
03:06Two-nine-a-fiver, receiving.
03:09Over.
03:09Go to the art gallery to investigate a reported prowler.
03:14Over.
03:14Proceeding to art gallery.
03:16Over in it.
03:18Come on, Robly.
03:19We've got work to do.
03:26The rat!
03:28Moggy, find another way out.
03:32You head him off at the front, and I'll go through the window.
03:35Right, you are.
03:37No, no, no, no, no.
04:07Oh, yes. Oh, yes, I like a bit of art. A bit of culture. It ain't nice. Oh, will you just look at the highlight on that? Those delicate brush strokes. Here, anyway, back to work.
04:31Ah-ha. Sounds like our prowlers set off the alarm.
04:37Got you. You are under arrest.
04:50Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
04:51Sorry, Sarge.
04:53How am I going to eat my sarnies now?
04:54I do not notice.
04:58Come on, Tom, or we'll be late for the ferry.
05:01Coming. I'm just bringing my case.
05:05What on earth have you got in there?
05:08Oh, nothing much. Just some things to play with.
05:12What are you doing with the teapot?
05:15Ah, er, I thought it'd be a good idea to bring it along, just in case there isn't one at the hotel.
05:22Oh, you're an odd lad sometimes.
05:26Oh, that'll be the taxi.
05:35Ouch.
05:36Sorry.
05:38Grimble, hapley, you idiots.
05:42You were supposed to be investigating a break-in at the art gallery last night.
05:47That is correct, Chief Superintendent, sir. But we were too late.
05:51Too late? Too late isn't good enough.
05:55Police officers don't catch criminals by being too late.
05:58And they certainly don't go around arresting each other when there's an art thief at large.
06:03Thanks to you two, the Moping Marjorie has been stolen.
06:08A kidnap, then.
06:10Kidnap? Kidnap?
06:11The Moping Marjorie is a painting. A very famous painting by Bernardo Ciafinci.
06:19Obli, honestly. I knew that, sir.
06:23Well, did you all so know that our art thief is none other than Moggy McNabb, the cat burglar?
06:31And he has been spotted heading towards the ferry port. I want you two to go after him.
06:37Yes, sir. Come on, Obli.
06:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I haven't finished yet.
06:42Sorry, sir.
06:44I want you and Obli to pretend to be holidaymakers and follow McNabb to find out who he's working for.
06:53We believe that there's someone else masterminding a series of international art thefts.
06:59And this time, I want no follow-ups.
07:03I wonder how the monsters are.
07:15I'd better check on them.
07:20Oh, no!
07:22Where have they got to?
07:24Oi! You lot! Back in here!
07:31Keep your eyes peeled for McNabb, Obli.
07:33He's on this ferry somewhere, and we mustn't let him give us the slip.
07:38In the meantime, I fancy a chocolate chip sundae.
07:41Oh, bonjour!
07:52Welcome to France, madame, monsieur.
07:55I hope you have a pleasant stay.
07:57Ow!
07:59What was that?
08:00I heard someone say...
08:02How you say...
08:04Ow!
08:04Ow!
08:05How do you do?
08:10My name's Tom.
08:26Ow!
08:28What a climb!
08:31Hello?
08:32Stop!
08:33Count!
08:34Count?
08:35Welcome, my little cat burglar.
08:38I've been expecting you.
08:41I trust you had a pleasant journey.
08:44No!
08:45I was sick as a parent.
08:47How unfortunate.
08:49But I forgot.
08:51Our feline friends don't like the water, do they, cat?
08:55I don't like being called, cat.
08:58I'm Moggy.
08:59Well, Moggy, I hope you weren't followed.
09:05No, I don't think so.
09:07And you have Marjorie with you?
09:09Eh?
09:10The painting, imbecile!
09:13Oh, yes.
09:15Excellent!
09:16You may come up!
09:18Oh, dear.
09:21More climbing.
09:22I'm frightfully sorry.
09:24The lift's out of order.
09:27So far, so good.
09:29McNabb hasn't noticed we're following him.
09:32And it looks like he's gone up to that shadow.
09:34We'll pitch camp here, I think.
09:36And when it is dark, we'll investigate.
09:39This tent's a bit difficult to put up, Sarge.
09:41No, no, no, no, no, Wobbly.
09:44You don't hammer the pegs in until the poles are up.
09:47Leave this to me.
09:48I used to be a boy scout.
09:53Very nice, Sarge.
09:54But it's a bit wonky.
09:56Wonky?
09:57It's perfect.
09:58Safe as ours is.
09:59I'm glad you're not a builder, then.
10:11This is fun, isn't it, Rog?
10:13Very relaxing.
10:15Much better than being stuck in a teapot all day.
10:18Boo!
10:18Ah!
10:19Culling swimming!
10:21Culling being a nuisance.
10:23Ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:24Culling on holiday!
10:25Culling on holiday!
10:27When monsters are on holiday,
10:29everything is fun.
10:32Just playing in the sea
10:33and lying in the sun.
10:35Oh, I like splashing
10:37cos I'm so dashing
10:38like swimming trunks.
10:40And I like flying
10:41and I keep trying
10:43all these amazing stuff.
10:45Ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:45It's a monster holiday
10:47We can see
10:51can sleep and play
10:52You might just end up buried
10:55with sand up to your nose
10:57or find a glass of frustration
10:59nipping at your toes
11:02Now monsters are quite funny
11:04when they go to the beach
11:06Everyone's so petrified
11:08they lose the power of speech
11:10We are a menace
11:12We are a menace
11:12playing tennis
11:13What can't mind your heart
11:15Calling Bill Castle
11:16What a hassle
11:17Calling Squashy'd Flat
11:19It's a monster holiday
11:22We just need to sleep and play
11:27Oh!
11:28We might just end up buried
11:30with sand up to your nose
11:32or find a glass of frustration
11:34nipping at your toes
11:36Oh, monsters
11:38Can we go to the beach again tomorrow, Dad?
11:45We can come here every day
11:46if you like
11:47I wonder who lives in that castle
11:49Well, Tom
11:50the guidebook says
11:51it's been deserted for years
11:53The locals say it's haunted
11:55but I think that's just a story
11:57I'm scared, Sarge
12:01I don't like old castles
12:03They make me think of monsters
12:05Good coppers aren't afraid
12:07of the dark, lad
12:07Yikes!
12:11I thought you said
12:13that good coppers were suitable
12:14Ugly, lad
12:15Keep your voice down
12:16We'll try to find
12:18a back entrance to this shadow
12:19Let we're here
12:20We can take our art thieves
12:21by surprise
12:22Here, follow me
12:24Shh!
12:26What was that?
12:27What?
12:28That creaking sound
12:30Shh!
12:30I think we've fallen into the cellar, Sarge
12:36This is a proud moment for me, Moggy
12:43In all my years as a collector
12:46I never thought I would own an original trapping chair
12:50It's so beautiful
12:52It's so elegant
12:53It's rubbish
12:55Rubbish
12:56I demand you take that back
12:59You feline, Phyllis
13:00Stuck
13:01It looks like a kid's done it
13:04A kid?
13:05When Bernardo Ciavinci was a kid
13:09He could paint better than any master could teach him
13:12But what would you know?
13:15You're just like the others
13:16Everyone thinks I'm crazy
13:18Just because I like unusual pictures
13:19And dress like a bat
13:20But I'll show them
13:21I'll show them
13:21For I, I am
13:23The alarm
13:25I thought you were the count
13:27Intruders in the vault
13:33I thought you said you weren't followed
13:35I didn't know I was
13:37Never fear
13:38I have made preparations for such an event
13:42I think it's time they met Mommy
13:45My latest invention
13:47Oh dear
13:50I don't like it down here
13:52Let's get out
13:53It is just an old vault, Obli
13:55There's absolutely nothing to be scared of
13:58Did you hear that?
14:01It sounds like there's someone else down here
14:03It must be McNabb
14:05The game's up, Moggy
14:07We've uncovered your little operation
14:09Crying won't save you
14:16Now tell us who you're working for
14:19Who wakes me from my rest?
14:24Yes, that's right
14:25You are under a rest
14:28Sarge, I want to go home now
14:36I thought you were someone else
14:41We'll find our own way
14:43Usually, I find television dull
14:55However, this is very interesting
14:58Oh dear
15:00I don't like monsters
15:02You, spineless pussy
15:05It's not real
15:06It's an illusion
15:07One of many I have created for security
15:10Now, let's see how they react to a little medieval menace
15:16Oh, you'll like this
15:18Not as much as I do
15:19But you'll like it
15:20It's a wonderful example
15:21Of robot engineering
15:23There's something sinister going on here
15:27Ghosts
15:31No, Obli
15:31Something far more terrible
15:34Crime
15:35Ghosts
15:37Will you stop saying
15:38Ghosts
15:40Ah
15:41Bonjour, monsieur
15:44I am sorry
15:46I appear to have
15:48Lost my head
15:51Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
15:54Woah, Obli
15:57I need night ahead
15:59Back so soon
16:03Welcome, gentlemen
16:07Willkommen
16:08Beyond the new
16:10I am the kak
16:13No
16:14I don't believe in vampires
16:16I must be having a nightmare
16:18Your nightmare has only just begun.
16:30Trapped!
16:31Who are you and what are you doing here?
16:35We are policemen. Give yourselves up.
16:40Oh, come now. I'm not stupid.
16:43You're prisoners in my dungeon forever.
16:47That's if the werewolf doesn't...
16:50That's if the werewolf doesn't get you fast.
16:55There is no such thing.
17:02We're done for!
17:10There's nothing I like better than lazing in the sun for a few hours.
17:16That's boring, Dad. I'm going to look for sea monsters.
17:21Good luck, then.
17:23He has some strange ideas sometimes.
17:27Hi, monsters. What's happening?
17:29Oh, look, everyone. Isn't it pretty?
17:33That's very nice, Norma.
17:35If you put it up to your ear, you can hear the sea.
17:38Of course you can hear the sea. We're standing in it.
17:41Can I listen? Can I listen? Can I?
17:43Give it here, give it here, give it here.
17:45Ow!
17:52Hey, monsters. Look at this.
17:55A secret cave.
17:58Oh! I wonder where it goes.
18:01Erm, Australia.
18:03Mars?
18:04Who knows?
18:05It might be a smuggler's cave where pirates have hidden treasure.
18:11Treasure!
18:13Let's explore it.
18:15I wonder where these lead to.
18:30Hmm. I haven't seen no treasure.
18:36No treasure?
18:37Who said that?
18:38You did it, silly.
18:39It's your echo.
18:40I don't sound like that.
18:41Oh, yes, you do.
18:42Oh, yes, you do.
18:43This looks like the top. Will you help me open this trap door, Spongey?
18:46We must be inside that old chateau, on top of the hill.
18:56Oh, gosh. I've never been inside one of those before. I wonder what the airing cupboards are like?
19:03I don't...
19:05..I don't.
19:06Who said that?
19:07Who said that?
19:08You did it, silly!
19:09It's your echo!
19:10I don't sound like that.
19:11Oh, yes, you do.
19:12Oh, yes, you do.
19:13This looks like the top.
19:14I wonder what their airing cupboards are like.
19:16I wonder if it's got a shed.
19:18It's supposed to be deserted.
19:21Let's have a look around.
19:24Werewolves, headless ghosts, vampires...
19:29The super's not gonna believe this.
19:38Look! Oh, yeah, a secret place.
19:41With lots of space.
19:44Ooh-wada, ooh-wada, ooh-wada, ooh-wada-wada.
19:47We're not frightened, we're not scared.
19:50Those big hairy monsters are always prepared.
19:53For every spooky creature you think is gonna eat ya.
19:57Call it superstition, a scamper if you say I have.
20:02Ooh-wada, ooh-wada, ooh-wada, ooh-wada-wada.
20:06I'm not frightened, I don't scare us.
20:09So all your beauty shadows, you better beware.
20:12We're not frightened, we're not scared.
20:16Ooh-wada, ooh-wada, ooh-wada, ooh-wada-wada.
20:21Ooh-wada, ooh-wada, ooh-wada, ooh-wada-wada.
20:25Hey, gang, look at this.
20:31Treasure?
20:32Hey.
20:33I've seen that picture somewhere before.
20:39Shh!
20:40There's someone in there!
20:42A pirate?
20:43What?
20:44No!
20:45Someone very badly disguised as a vampire.
20:50So, we have two police officers to deal with, Moggy.
20:55It looks as though they will have to become a permanent addition to my stolen art collection.
21:00Policeman in pickle, perhaps?
21:02Who were so evil?
21:07But I am more evil than you, for I am a vampire.
21:10How come you wear false teeth, then?
21:13I don't wear false teeth!
21:16How can you be so...
21:20Excuse me.
21:29Art thieves!
21:31And I saw one of them on the ferry.
21:34Those poor policemen!
21:36What should we do?
21:37We'll have to free them and tell them what's going on.
21:41Oh, no!
21:43Wait a minute!
21:44Where's Colin gone?
21:49Treasure?
21:51Anyway, at least I don't dress as a Moggy.
21:55It mustn't be very thrilling.
21:58How would you know, eh?
21:59You've never tried it, have you?
22:01No, never tried it.
22:02So you wouldn't know.
22:03I don't need to.
22:05A cape and fangs do much more for me.
22:08And besides, I look dynamite in the sticky bone.
22:22Cassettes!
22:23A fuse has blown!
22:25Don't be allowed!
22:26One of my robot monsters has been accidentally activated.
22:32Come on!
22:33Let's find the dungeon!
22:36It's no good.
22:37They're uncontrollable.
22:38You'll have to go down to the fuse box.
22:42Where?
22:43In the vault.
22:44The vault?
22:45But, but, but the monster?
22:47It's perfectly safe.
22:48I've told you once they're not real.
22:50What are you?
22:51A man or a mouse?
22:54A Moggy.
22:55I don't want to go on my own.
22:58Oh, very well.
22:59I'll go with you.
23:01No!
23:02No, Louie!
23:03You stupid, headless half-witch!
23:04Get out of...
23:05Get out of my way!
23:06No!
23:07No, Louie!
23:08You stupid, headless half-witch!
23:09Get out of...
23:10Get out of my way!
23:11It's one of the art thieves!
23:12Not again!
23:13More monsters!
23:14It's one of the art thieves.
23:31Not again.
23:32More monsters.
23:35Not so fast, mister.
23:36We're taking you to the police.
23:39That naughty thing.
23:40He's run away.
23:42We've got to go after him, monsters.
23:44Straight away.
24:14We've got to go after him.
24:16We've got to go after him.
24:18We've got to go after him.
24:20We've got to go after him.
24:22We've got to go after him.
24:24We've got to go after him.
24:25We've got to go after him.
24:27We've got to go after him.
24:29We've got to go after him.
24:31We've got to go after him.
24:33We've got to go after him.
24:35We've got to go after him.
24:39We've got to go after him.
24:40We've got to go after him.
24:41We've got to go after him.
24:42We've got to go after him.
24:43We've got to go after him.
24:44We've got to go after him.
24:45We've got to go after him.
24:46We've got to go after him.
24:47We've got to go after him.
24:48We've got to go after him.
24:49Now I recognise you.
24:51You used to be that famous art critic
24:53who gave everybody bad reviews.
24:55You were so nasty,
24:57they used to call you the vampire.
24:59No, they didn't.
25:00That was someone else.
25:01And you're under arrest
25:02for the theft of the movie marjorie.
25:05Never!
25:06You are my prisoner!
25:10Curse these kids.
25:15Monsters!
25:16Let me in!
25:17Let me in!
25:18Look for the last time,
25:20you dimwit Moggy.
25:21They're my inventions.
25:23They're not real.
25:26Oh, yes, we are.
25:29Say all I mean!
25:31Moggy McNabb,
25:32you and Mr. So-called Vampire
25:35are under arrest.
25:37Monsters!
25:38Save yourselves!
25:40I don't know.
25:41You can't fool us a second time,
25:43you know.
25:43You've already admitted
25:44they're not real.
25:45What, do you think?
25:46We are stupid or something?
25:47Right.
25:49You're coming back
25:50to the station with us.
25:53When you get up close,
25:55you can tell they're fake.
25:56Mummy,
25:57tell them to go away.
25:59Bye-bye, Moggy.
26:07Mama!
26:08He looks like the count
26:10has flipped doubly.
26:10And it's about time
26:16we were going too,
26:18before Mum and Dad
26:19start to miss me.
26:21a successful mission of Lee.
26:34The suit was pleased with us
26:35and the art gallery
26:36was most grateful.
26:38They know it'll be safe for us.
26:40Oh, yes.
26:41Oh, yes.
26:41I do appreciate
26:44a good picture.
26:47Exquisite.
26:49Perfectly framed.
26:51Beautifully captured.
26:53Constable's finest work.
26:57Coco.
26:58Completely Coco.
27:02There's nothing like
27:04a nice, peaceful, relaxing break
27:06to make you feel better,
27:07is there?
27:08What do you think
27:09of the holiday, Tom?
27:10Hope it wasn't too quiet for you.
27:11Oh, no, Dad.
27:13It was the best ever.
27:16Wasn't it, Monster?
27:39Ciao, no, Dad.
27:45And, come on.
27:45Ooh, can you see
27:46where you go?
27:47Who can you hear, Tom?
27:54What do you think
27:55of the holiday?
27:56Whoa.
27:57Whoa.
27:57Whoa.
27:58Whoa.
27:59Whoa.
27:59What do you think
28:00of the holiday?
28:00What do you think
28:01of the holiday?
28:03Ho, yeah.
28:04Oh, yeah.
28:06Oh, yeah.
28:06What?
28:06Guys, please stand up,
28:07say, let's go.
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