- 6/24/2025
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00:00I don't wanna go up solo, loco Don't you wanna come with me like you're cold
00:17We can go and use ourselves in Tokyo If I know we'll move like this
00:21Don't you wanna come and see? Don't you wanna come and see?
00:25We only be one, don't we? Don't you wanna be free?
00:28I don't want to live forever
00:32Inhale, mountain pose
00:36Inhale, crescent lunge
00:39Exhale, warrior two
00:45Is this relaxing, Abby? Bro, I'm dying
00:48I'm trying to transcend here
00:50Okay, well, tell me something juicy so I can transcend this boredom
00:57Brody and I can't stop fighting
01:00I feel like he's pulling away
01:02Okay, how much longer are you gonna namaste with that walking red flag?
01:07Shh
01:11The man's a whole parade
01:13I think he's just stressed about, like, the draft camp
01:22I mean, he loves me, he just has a hard time showing it
01:27Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now
01:37Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now
01:41You blind, cheating son of a bitch
01:45I'm an owl
01:46Jesus
01:47I'm sensing a lot of negative energy here
01:49I'm his girlfriend
01:51Well, ex now
01:53Okay, so maybe I went off the man into the bedroom with owl
01:56Oops
01:57But let's face it, babe
02:00You and I haven't been committed in a very, very long time
02:04Okay, okay, okay
02:06Let's take a calming deep breath and get the heck out of here
02:09Don't follow us
02:11Pig
02:12You're dead to me, asshole
02:14I'm gonna make your life a living hell
02:16Playboys
02:21I don't wanna be your play toy
02:23Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
02:29Summer is finally here at the Banting Ice House
02:51And we're feeling hot, hot, hot
02:53So, who's ready to make bad decisions when we're good by mid-time?
02:59Yeah, we playin' go
03:01A delusional lion
03:03Yeah, we playin' go
03:09A delusional lion
03:13Your first frat party at the Ice House without him attached to the head
03:17You are one step closer from officially moving on from that mysteriously hot asshole
03:22Oh, shit, did he see me?
03:26Okay, be honest
03:27Are they kissing?
03:30Like, does he look really into her? What's going on?
03:34Um, they're like six inches apart
03:37I'm looking
03:40No, no, no, no, no, no
03:41Oh, Mo
03:43I've never gotten less than an A in anything
03:46And now my first real relationship?
03:48Straight fail
03:49Today, I'm gonna do everything I can
03:52Just forget about that pink rat
03:54Excellent
03:55Now let's get you laid
03:57Excuse me, hot sir
03:59Are you single and are you more of a brunette?
04:01Or a blonde?
04:02We got your back for me to worry about the undone
04:05If only we could live our lives like this
04:09Forever, every day
04:11We'd only have the time for what is bliss
04:15Sometimes we gotta play
04:17Yeah
04:17You know it's getting hot
04:19You know we're about to drop
04:22Drop
04:22We're about to drop
04:23Drop
04:24We're about to drop
04:25Is, uh, something on your mind, bro?
04:28Or, uh, someone, maybe?
04:30Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne
04:32Go ahead, I'll wait
04:34Dude, Richard
04:35Are you crushing on Brody's girl right now?
04:37No, ex-girlfriend
04:39Word is he cheated on Abby with his fucking yo
04:42That absolute douche had her and cheated
04:45Unreal
04:47Tyler, NHL pre-draft cam starts tomorrow
04:49Now is not the time to throw in a brand of chaos
04:52Plus, Brody Matthews would end you
04:54On and off the ice
04:55Dude
05:12Okay, we know you've been skating on thin ice
05:22With all these other guys here
05:23Just take a chance on me
05:26Hi, I'm DJ Slap Shop
05:28But tonight I'm DJ Slap yours
05:29I think it's better for his friends
05:30Oh, no, no, no, no, no
05:32Yeah, babe
05:33Jump on in this pool of chance every
05:35Come on
05:40Hey, she's not here for you tonight, bud
05:44As is
05:45Yeah, Ab's is with me tonight
05:46So
05:47Whoa
05:47Babe, I'm sorry
05:56All I had was warm beer
05:57You know, we have got to stop coming
05:59With these frat parties at the ice house
06:01So uncivilized
06:02Tyler Richards
06:04If Brody sees you talking to me
06:06You can eat shit for what he did to you
06:08I'd never
06:10Sorry, I should probably find out shit
06:14Nope
06:15It's okay
06:16Keep talking
06:17Fucking God
06:24What?
06:26Ah, nothing
06:27Abby
06:30I got you
06:37Bad girls make them say wow
06:48One second
06:49Wow
06:50Wow
06:51Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad girls make them say wow
06:56Oh
06:56What the hell do you think you're doing with her, bud?
07:00I don't know whatever she'll let me
07:01You cannot talk to him
07:04You cheated
07:05We broke up
07:06And now
07:07We're dating
07:11Yeah
07:13Tyler Richards' girlfriend, though
07:16Excuse me
07:18Well, Tyler's just a puck bunny chaser
07:20You don't got to lower your standards
07:22To get back in the ass
07:23I'm the company
07:23Yeah, that's big talk
07:24Coming from somebody who's sloppy skating
07:26Landed me with a broken collarbone last season
07:28Yeah, we'll see how well you do on the ice tomorrow
07:30With your daddy
07:31What'd you say?
07:35Oh
07:35Everybody knows Coach Richards is Tyler's daddy
07:38Right?
07:39That's the only reason he got invited to the draft camp
07:41Get pucked, Brody
07:43Tyler's record puts yours to shame
07:46Oh, that's rigged, sweetheart
07:47Tyler's just a little nepo baby
07:50Better grab a mop
07:52Start cleaning up my sloppy sex
07:54I'll see you in the ice, you motherfucker
08:11Give it
08:18Give it
08:22Give it
08:26Give it
08:30Give it to me
08:32Give it
08:36Give it
08:38Look at that boys
08:46Day one
08:48And welcome
08:50To our elite camp
08:52A team of scouts
08:54Have brought together
08:54Some of the best college players
08:56In the country
08:56Now
08:58You're all fighting
09:00For that coveted spot
09:00In the pros
09:01For the next two weeks
09:04You'll be pushed harder than ever
09:06Brutal drills
09:08Conditioning
09:10And I don't want any fucking excuses
09:14It all leads
09:17To a three on three showcase
09:19In front of scouts
09:20Who want to see you think fast
09:23And execute plays
09:25Three on three is an hockey
09:27It's survival
09:28You choke
09:28You're out
09:29So don't let anything distract you while you're here
09:33Who's hungry
09:37Come on
09:40I'm fucking hungry
09:41You gotta take it babe
09:43What the fuck is she doing here
09:45You're a little early
09:46You can take off my skates in five minutes
09:47She's here for me
09:48Oh shit
09:49Oh shit
09:49Okay
09:51Cool
09:52Whoa
09:55What the fuck is she doing
09:57Stop touching fucking
09:58What the fuck is she doing
09:59That shit she's on
10:00Hey
10:10So I've been thinking
10:25Like one of us does
10:27I like it
10:28The whole fake dating thing
10:30Fake
10:31Yeah
10:32Brody's an asshole
10:34He deserves all the hurt that's coming to him
10:37And I'll help you get the draft spot
10:40And how exactly do you plan on doing that
10:43Well my dream is to work in politics
10:46So think of your pre-draft camp as my campaign trial
10:50You take down Brody
10:51We both win
10:52Translation
10:53I'll be your fake girlfriend
10:56Destroy Brody's life
10:58And then you get the draft spot
11:00So where to first
11:02The Ice House is hosting a kickoff
11:06For their elite camp
11:07At the frat house tonight
11:08We'll be there for sure
11:10Mmm
11:10Go for the jugular
11:12I like it
11:13Don't fake dating so hard
11:14His head spits
11:14Ready?
11:19Make me smile
11:20I
11:21Still I can't forget
11:24Why
11:25As you kiss my neck
11:28I
11:29Still I can't forget
11:32As you kiss my neck
11:34Make me smile
11:35Abby
11:35I
11:37I
11:39I
11:40I
11:41I
11:43I
11:44I
11:45I
11:47I
11:48I
11:49I
11:50I
11:51I
11:52I
11:53I
11:54I
11:55I
11:56I
11:57I
11:58I
11:59I
12:00I
12:01I
12:02I
12:03We're about to go harder than a slap shot.
12:16Ready?
12:17Yeah.
12:17No, no, no, no, no.
12:19Three, two, one.
12:22Ah.
12:23Ah.
12:24Ah.
12:25Ah.
12:26Ah.
12:27Ah.
12:28Ah.
12:29Ah.
12:30Ah.
12:31Ah.
12:32That happens at the end of camp.
12:34Remember, we're all on the same team.
12:36Yeah!
12:37We're brothers.
12:38Yeah!
12:39They're so close.
12:40We steal each other's girls, right?
12:42Whoa.
12:43Donate the player.
12:44Evie made her choice and she chose me.
12:46Right out of the trash right after I dumped her fucking ass.
12:50That was fun!
12:51That was fun!
12:52That was fun!
12:53Watch your fucking back, Richards.
12:55Especially on the ice.
12:56Hey, by the way, how's that collar going?
12:58Oh.
12:59You know what?
13:00You're going to be begging to warm my butt, and you think that's
13:02And if you're nice, I'll let you sharpen my blades, you dusty piece of shit.
13:09Kiss my fucking ass!
13:23It's working.
13:25He's 100% rattled.
13:28So what's next?
13:29Step one, break the ice.
13:32Break his game.
13:33Brody's a control freak.
13:35You have to crack him.
13:37Mess with his head?
13:38Your chances at Pro go straight up.
13:42He's watching.
13:46Well, then let's give him something worth freaking out about, shall we?
13:51Don't make my mind hazy.
13:52I know it sounds crazy, but maybe we could be a thing.
13:58I'll give it one shot, make it high, show me what you'll bring.
14:02No, no, don't stop.
14:03Talk your love, tell me what you'll make.
14:06One shot, one shot to a lifetime.
14:09Give you my all.
14:10Yeah, yeah.
14:10One shot, make it high.
14:12One shot, one shot.
14:13Don't want to be friends no more.
14:18Don't want to run my eyes if you raise that score one goal, one heart.
14:22Don't want to shoot your shot, better make a star, give it all you got.
14:37Don't want to run into the deep end.
14:39Make it last a lifetime.
14:41Don't want to run into the deep end.
14:42Don't want to run into the deep end.
14:42Hey.
14:45Ah, this isn't you, Abby.
14:46You're embarrassing yourself.
14:48Focus on your relationship with a little Miss Lululemon over there and leave me and Tyler alone.
14:52You don't belong with him.
14:54You and I are going to end up together after all this, right?
14:56We're just experimenting with other people until I'm...
15:00...make it to the NHL and you pop out our kids.
15:05I loath you.
15:06In, like, a hot way, or...
15:10Ew.
15:12Party's over.
15:13Tyler's looking for you.
15:15Abstain!
15:16Hey, baby, all I want...
15:18I'm not your dog.
15:19I'm not your dog.
15:23But you will never take me as I know.
15:26It's true.
15:36We need one for the grand.
15:56We should make this officially official.
15:58Wow.
16:00Brody never posted a single photo of us in almost four years of day-to-day.
16:05Yeah, I'm not him.
16:07I'd have been close.
16:10Okay.
16:14How's that?
16:15Nah, too tame.
16:18What did you have in mind?
16:20You ready?
16:20You got me shaking, yeah.
16:28I feel the fever coming on.
16:33Boy, you know you're all fine.
16:35Keep saying, yeah, I hate it, but it's kind of a little fun.
16:41Watch you make the money.
16:43No.
16:44How was that?
16:47I liked it.
16:50I want a picture.
16:54Let's go, let's go!
16:55We're gonna go practice, all right?
16:57Come on!
17:01Come on, coach!
17:17Get them all in.
17:39You got 30 seconds.
17:43Go!
17:43You using Abbie to get to me?
17:54You think I'm fucking stupid, Richard?
17:56Is that a trick question?
17:59Tyler Brody, bitch!
18:00Now!
18:01I listen to you, Daddy.
18:02I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat.
18:20Taking down my hair, got your eyes on me.
18:23You need it, you want it, but can you handle this?
18:27There's lollipoppas, boppin', boppin', boppin', boppin'.
18:30There's lollipoppas.
18:38There's lollipoppas.
18:39Step three, expose his weakness.
18:52Brody thrives off his ego.
18:54So, let's tear it apart.
18:56Copy that.
18:57What's up, boys?
19:14Hi, boys.
19:19Hi, boys.
19:20Tyler, we're working out today, right?
19:32Yes.
19:36Like this, right?
19:41Yeah.
19:43Am I doing it right?
19:44Yeah, here.
19:45Closer, closer.
19:46Okay.
19:47You feel that?
19:47Yeah.
19:49God, I swear, Tyler, you're looking huge.
19:52Bigger than I've ever seen.
19:56Abby, you need a break?
19:57No.
20:00Let's keep pushing.
20:05Damn, Brody.
20:07Sounds like you're snacking while he's munching.
20:10Oh, yeah, that's fucking funny.
20:13We'll see who's better at the end of camp, boys.
20:15Keep on laughing.
20:16Keep on laughing.
20:18I already know who's better.
20:21And bigger.
20:23We'll do it.
20:24I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat.
20:27Taking down my hair, got your eyes on me.
20:31This lollipop is popping.
20:33This lollipop is popping.
20:35This lollipop is popping.
20:37Popping, popping, popping, popping, popping.
20:39This lollipop is popping.
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