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The Underground Healer in the Abandoned Part of Town”)
After being branded “useless” and kicked out of his adventurer party with nothing but a single gold coin in compensation, self‑taught healer Zenos wanders into the slums. There, he encounters Lily—a young elf girl injured while fleeing from slave traders—and rescues her with gentle, powerful healing. Inspired, he sets up a secret underground clinic in an abandoned part of the city, quietly becoming the “shadow healer” for those left behind by society .
After being branded “useless” and kicked out of his adventurer party with nothing but a single gold coin in compensation, self‑taught healer Zenos wanders into the slums. There, he encounters Lily—a young elf girl injured while fleeing from slave traders—and rescues her with gentle, powerful healing. Inspired, he sets up a secret underground clinic in an abandoned part of the city, quietly becoming the “shadow healer” for those left behind by society .
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00:01Yeah, I had a feeling this was going to happen.
00:04You expected an orc to come?
00:06We started with the lizard men, then came the werewolves, so next up is the orcs.
00:10Their leader's a big deal, and made a fortune on the excavation of monostones.
00:15It's been a month since I opened the clinic.
00:17And after this, I'll have already crossed paths with the leaders of all three of the slum factions.
00:22Tell me something, would you say your boss is the reasonable type?
00:26I'll have you know our beloved Lady Lewe is as wise as she is dignified.
00:31Let's hope that's accurate.
00:33Sophia's been dropping off extravagant gifts every day,
00:36and Ling has been building a massive palace next door to make up for the mess she made.
00:41But if the orcs leader is reasonable, there's nothing to worry about.
00:45Tell me, why didn't she come in person?
00:48This place has been crawling with loads of lizard men and werewolves recently.
00:52You think I'm dumb enough to bring the boss lady straight to the heart of enemy territory?
00:59How serious is it?
01:00She can't be moved at present.
01:05You should have led with that.
01:07you
01:09An ideal because of me
01:17ok
01:22ane
01:57届くね行こうは知っちゃいないけどね生きて生きて どうせなんかつって抱き寄せて今日も飯食ってる 君の心臓ガーディオンなのならば満足てる 誰も彼も誰も彼も唯一生命エンチン 言えない消えない言えない絆が無限のシンパシー
02:27She's in here.
02:47Lady Leiwe, I brought you Xenos, the Underground Healer.
02:51Well, hello there. I'm Lady Leiwe.
02:54I figured as much. How'd you hear about me?
02:58You're something of a celebrity to those of us who dwell in the underworld of the slums.
03:03Wow, that a fact.
03:04Blame the lizardmen and werewolves.
03:06When they wouldn't stop raving about some brilliant healer whose identity had to remain secret,
03:11I obviously had to do whatever it took to hunt you down.
03:14Damn it all. What part of secret underground operation did they not understand?
03:18I'm told that you can heal anything so long as the price paid is equal to the service provided.
03:25Let's just say I got tired of working for free.
03:27I find myself unable to move from my throne here.
03:30What's your diagnosis, healer?
03:32This must be a test. So be it.
03:39Scan.
03:39What's happening?
03:42I don't see any external damage, so I'm scanning your insides.
03:45I've never heard of a healer who could do that.
03:48But how can you heal someone without knowing what's going on beneath the surface?
03:54There's a lump in your abdomen.
03:56And I can sense mana.
03:58Is it a monastone?
03:59You nailed it, Doc.
04:01What's more, it's a potent one enchanted for explosion.
04:05I see. Someone slipped it in your food?
04:07I wish. Thought it was a yummy rice ball, so I ate it up.
04:11You're that stupid.
04:11Hey, I may be ripped, but I still love to eat.
04:14Unbelievable. I'm leaving.
04:17You'll expel it. Eventually.
04:20I'm afraid not.
04:21I partially chewed the thing so there's not much time left before it detonates.
04:25Not to mention, if I move too much, that could set it off.
04:28So that's why you can't be moved.
04:30The real pressing issue is that my men here refuse to leave my side.
04:34My chief!
04:35If you die, we all die!
04:37We swear we'll never leave your side!
04:39Fine. So why am I here?
04:41I've decided to donate our wealth to your noble cause.
04:44When this monastone finally detonates, that'll be the end of the slum orcs.
04:49I'd rather give all the wealth we've amassed to someone who will use it for good than let it be plundered.
04:53And I've heard that while you demand high prices for your healing,
04:56you're gracious enough to treat children for free.
04:59I have a soft spot for the little types.
05:06Did you ingest that monastone recently?
05:09I did.
05:10Scalpel.
05:13Wait!
05:14Try not to move.
05:17Hands off!
05:17Watch that, buddy!
05:20Whoa.
05:21What did you just do to me?
05:24I extracted the monastone from your stomach.
05:27Then, I sealed you back up again.
05:29As an unlicensed healer, that's the most I could manage.
05:33Licensed or not, that was incredible.
05:35But if you're not careful, that thing'll detonate!
05:38It's fine.
05:41Ah!
05:44But how are you unharmed?
05:50I protected my hands with defensive magic.
05:53It still hurt, though, so I healed them.
05:56That's that.
05:57You can have your key back now.
05:58You truly are amazing.
06:02But if he hadn't helped me, you'd have inherited our entire fortune, though.
06:06I demand a price equal to the work I perform.
06:09Your fortune would be too much.
06:12I like your style, Xenos the Underground Healer.
06:16The orcs are indebted to you now.
06:19If you ever need any help from us, just say the word and you'll have it.
06:22That's really not necessary.
06:24But you deserve no less.
06:25In fact, we can even provide around-the-clock orc-powered security for your clinic.
06:30I must emphatically decline.
06:33Now that that's over, I'm suddenly starving.
06:36Care to join me for some rice balls, Xenos?
06:38Maybe lay off those for now?
06:45What's with the exaggerated grumpiness?
06:48The three underworld slum bosses.
06:50They've been visiting a lot lately.
06:52I suppose so.
06:54Hadn't really occurred to me.
06:56Zofia on the day of the moon.
06:58Linga on the day of water.
07:00Leiwe on the day of gold.
07:02Though I'm not quite sure why they came, since they weren't injured.
07:05You seriously have no idea why they keep coming here to see you?
07:09It has to be boredom.
07:10I don't think that's it.
07:12Try again.
07:13It's love.
07:15You were eavesdropping?
07:18Can't you see that the three of them are infatuated with you?
07:21What?
07:22No way.
07:23How could they be?
07:24I'm just an underground healer who doesn't even have a license.
07:27Yet I know what I've witnessed.
07:29I've been watching those women from up above.
07:32And I recognize lovesickness when I see it.
07:34I've been alive 300 years, after all.
07:37Alive is pushing it.
07:38Now I'm even more worried.
07:41It doesn't help that they're so pretty.
07:43Not to mention the weirdest people I know.
07:46It's only a matter of time before the three demihuman leaders wage a war over Zenos.
07:51And I can't wait.
07:53Such nonsense.
07:54Lily, do try to up your game for me.
07:57The others have been much more amusing.
07:59That's no fair.
08:01They're older than I am.
08:02I can't compete with them of being sexy.
08:07All young maidens in love are beautiful.
08:10Thanks so much for saying that, Carmilla.
08:13The three demihuman leaders fighting over me?
08:16That's so ridiculous, it's not even funny.
08:21Hey, Doc.
08:22If I were to declare war on the others,
08:25could you be persuaded to side with the Lizardmen?
08:28Huh?
08:28The Great War of Zenos is finally upon us.
08:33Sir Zenos, Linga is ready to take over the slums.
08:37So you gotta join the werewolves.
08:39Um, what?
08:41Zenos, the time has come to wipe out the other...
08:43That's enough.
08:44The battle's set to start at noon,
08:49on the next day of ground.
08:51It's a total war between all three slum factions.
08:55Your womanizing is going to be the cause of so much bloodshed.
08:59I don't appreciate the way you're phrasing that.
09:03And I don't get why you're over here pouting, Lily.
09:06Took some guts to show up today, only to die.
09:18Hope you're ready to settle who runs the slums once and for all.
09:22That's hilarious!
09:23Especially cause you're about to find out
09:25just how easy Linga's been going on YouTube this whole time!
09:28It's pure foolishness to think you can stand against the orcs in Mortal Kombat.
09:33I'll be sure to kill you both quickly.
09:36Hold it right there!
09:39Zenos?
09:40Don't worry.
09:41I didn't come here to try and stop you from fighting.
09:45I'm well aware that you three have long-standing grudges
09:47after years of conflict.
09:49So do what you need to do,
09:51and let's be done with it.
09:52That's all I'm gonna say.
09:56Well, what do you know?
09:57We got the Doc's approval.
09:59So let's make this a fight to remember.
10:01And whoever's the most alive by the end of it
10:03can claim him as their prize.
10:05You're on!
10:06That just means he's already Lingas.
10:08His chastity belongs to me and no one else.
10:11Hey, Zenos?
10:13Is all that really true?
10:14No, I never agreed to any of it.
10:17I have a moment at this moment.
10:27Okay.
10:28Let's try it out.
10:33Huh?
11:03what's going on those jerks won't stay down doesn't matter how bad we beat they keep
11:14getting up yeah i'm pretty sure we've cut through at least 30 of these guys by now
11:19what the my wounds started healing on their own it's like i said i'm not here to stop you from
11:26fighting have at it that said all three of you are my patients so when you're hurt i'm gonna fix you
11:34if i didn't what kind of healer would i be guess that explains it i feel like a fool for not
11:40noticing way earlier that's our doc for you working his butt off while we were all busy fighting
11:48but ling has never heard of a healer who can heal lots of people all at once and for a really long
11:52time too he said to have at it but i never dreamed he'd heal us all at this rate the fighting might
11:59just go on forever right it'll never end she hits me so i get revenge he kicks me so i retaliate
12:08forever and ever still want to fight i'll be waiting right here if you do and rest assured
12:16i'll be getting paid for everything
12:18okay i hear ya if we can't really end this war then this has just been a big fat waste of time
12:29linga feels so silly now we got super tired and sweaty for nothing
12:33i feel strangely satisfied after such great fighting
12:37that's all she wrote given what doc said i vote we wrap this up for today
12:45where will faction agrees an orc proverb forgiveness is strength
12:51know what now there's only one thing left for us three to fight over
12:55and linga's way ahead of you on that front
12:57that's one battle i will truly never yield
13:00one thing left wonder what it is
13:03well this certainly hasn't hurt your popularity
13:07but i still don't get why you did it though
13:10well my mentor once told me something third rate healers just heal wounds
13:16second rate the body first rate healers make the world better
13:20what was your old mentor like you've got me curious
13:24bit of a weirdo but very impressive
13:26i may just be a third rate healer but i'm gonna do whatever i can to improve things in the slums
13:33amazing you're so noble that's what i'll tell people anyway
13:38so you don't mean it well think about it they're all regular patients at our rundown clinic
13:43we can't risk losing their repeat business
13:46you liar he knows that if everyone gets along there will be a lot fewer injuries
13:53which means fewer patients for the clinic
13:55hey xenos
14:00what's up
14:01have i ever told you that i really really like you
14:04and i like you too
14:07that's nice
14:08but i don't feel like you get what i'm trying to say
14:11okay then tell me what i'm missing
14:13nope
14:14just forget it
14:16well let's get paid and then head on home
14:21you're still gonna charge them
14:24you bet i am
14:25do you know how much work it is to heal that many people for so long
14:29they owe me an equal fee
14:30you think carmilla will be disappointed that no one died today
14:35yeah probably
14:37serves her right
14:38i don't know
14:40i bet she's secretly happy
14:41you called for me division commander
14:52i've been waiting
14:54vice commander krishna
14:55has something happened that requires my presence
14:58i'm afraid there have been some rather concerning rumors floating around town in recent days
15:03go on
15:04apparently
15:05the turf war between the demi-humans of the slums has slowed to a halt
15:09how could that be possible
15:11the lizard men
15:12werewolves
15:13and orcs have been feuding over that same territory for years by this point
15:17i have a hard time believing they'd suddenly decide to stop
15:20i know
15:23but on the off chance is true
15:25we must investigate for the good of the kingdom
15:27herzeth has long prospered under a strict hierarchical system that places the royals firmly at the top
15:33citizens vent their frustrations on the poor
15:36who vent their own on each other
15:37especially those of other races
15:39this creates a natural equilibrium
15:41now what would happen if the poor instead joined forces in a united front
15:46you believe they'd pose a threat
15:48to the citizens aristocracy even the ruling class
15:52the king is like the sun to our people
15:54the royal order of knights is sworn to defend the capital where our liege dwells
15:59but commander
16:00the three demi-human races have been feuding for so long
16:04grudges like that don't simply go away
16:08according to the rumors
16:10some third party acted as the mediator
16:12even more implausible
16:14zofia the tornado
16:16linga the tyrant
16:17and leiwe the mighty
16:19they're dangerous and key figures of the underworld
16:22what sort of individual could corral people like that
16:26i am as skeptical as you are
16:28still we can't just write off the possibility
16:31even if it's quite unlikely
16:33and i take it that's why you summoned me here
16:36this issue could threaten the very fabric of our kingdom
16:39it's not for the rank and file
16:41i expect you to handle this vice commander
16:45sir yes sir
16:47i'm counting on you
16:48the iron rose
16:50if such an individual exists
16:52i swear that i will bring him to swift justice
16:55adieu
16:57to zenos
16:59got it cold
17:00linga's tail will warm you right up
17:02i'm the most well suited for that job
17:05my muscles are hard but they're warm
17:07and i have big jumblies
17:08oh well i don't have a tail
17:13or rock hard muscles
17:16or even jumblies
17:18i'm gonna make some tea
17:22it was just a sneeze
17:24there's no need to overreact
17:26please be quiet while i'm working
17:28don't think i'll ever get used to that healing power of yours you know
17:34i just realized
17:36it's been quite a while since sofia needed actual healing
17:39cut a girl some slack
17:41you make it sound like i'm always here even when i don't need to be
17:45that's literally the case
17:46i should probably warn you
17:48i got this latest injury while i was working
17:51i see
17:52you're a thief aren't you
17:54yeah i'm picky about my targets though
17:58but the royal order of knights has been keeping tabs on us
18:01had a bit of a scuffle with him yesterday
18:03thus the injury
18:04come to think of it
18:06both you and your brother have had arm injuries like this before
18:09were those wounds from the royal knights too
18:11good guess
18:12one of them got me while we were sneaking into an aristocrat's house
18:16they got my arm too
18:18that crazy lady blasted me with a flame magic gun
18:21what lady
18:22pretty sure she's their vice commander
18:25she's a super unhinged chick who they call the iron rose
18:28she unleashes hell with a blank expression plastered on her face
18:32that doesn't sound good
18:34oh it would be quite troublesome to be on her radar
18:39and you're already at a surplus for dangerous women aren't you
18:42huh
18:42not me
18:44i'm the normal one over here
18:46there's no need to worry
18:48i'm just an underground healer
18:50why would the high and mighty royal knights bother with a nobody like me
18:54my wraith's instinct tends to be correct
18:57there's still no cause for concern
18:59are you about ready for lunch lily
19:02yeah
19:03what is it that you want to eat today
19:05i could go for a nice salad
19:08lingo wants some yummy fish
19:10are you both insane
19:11clearly we're going to have red meat
19:13for the record nobody asked you
19:17but i guess it's fine
19:18oh dear it's time for me to go upstairs and have a nap
19:39and by the way you realize you're likely the only one in the royal capital who's capable of keeping all of the slum leaders in line
19:47i feel like a dangerous animal wrangler
19:49let's hope they're our last troublesome guests
19:52and with those ill chosen words
19:55xenos the underground healer had sealed his own fate
19:58don't drop ominous lines like that before floating away
20:02how could the slum dwellers be so joyful
20:14hey you i've got a question
20:18sure what's up
20:20i haven't paid a visit to these slums in quite a while
20:23things seem to have changed drastically
20:26your kind looks pretty cozy with the werewolves and the orcs now
20:30sounds weird but it turns out those folk aren't so bad once you get to know them
20:34who managed to cure all the bad blood between the different demi-humans
20:38i mean you know
20:39look stranger
20:41i don't know who you are so i can't tell you about it
20:44he keeps a low profile
20:47how fascinating
20:49see ya
20:50hold it
20:52we're not done here
20:54i suggest you answer truthfully
20:56and only what i ask
20:57who's the mediator
20:59i would never tell you
21:01everyone in the slums owes him our allegiance
21:04even if you shoot me
21:05just tell me the name of this mysterious mediator
21:08who has earned so much loyalty
21:10amazing
21:10hey boss
21:12it's ill-advised to start trouble in enemy territory
21:17their arms should have been injured beyond any potential hope of repair
21:20but based on that brief glimpse i just got
21:23it's clear that they fully recovered
21:25it simply shouldn't be possible
21:28okay
21:29what am i supposed to do now
21:32there are still too many unknowns at play
21:34and i'm lost
21:36i'm suddenly getting chills
21:41pardon
21:43i'm in need of directions
21:45i was in the slums
21:46then found myself in this abandoned part
21:49that's no good
21:51i'm sorry to hear that
21:52yeah
21:53i'm afraid a bad sense of direction is my only real flaw
21:56really
21:57when i saw your light was on
21:59i decided to ask for help
22:01would you mind showing me the way back into town
22:03of course
22:04you just go
22:05hey xenos
22:06new patient
22:07no
22:08just someone who got lost
22:09this was a fruitful detour
22:14you just go
22:19no
22:20no
22:21no
22:21no
22:22no
22:23no
22:23no
22:252人でって言えなかった
22:28みんなでいる今日も
22:31指差した星を探すような
22:35もどかしさはなかった
22:372人では見れなかった
22:41知らなかった顔を
22:45流れてく星を探すように
22:47見逃したくなかった
22:49隠して 鍵した
22:54言えない傷を
22:57見透かして包んでくれる
23:02君は何者
23:06君の手が触れたら
23:10熱くなる耳
23:13一瞬出過ぎる日々
23:16もっと知りたくなるのです
23:19小さな火傷後まで
23:22高いヒールで
23:25全て伸びしない
23:27手胸の内
23:29隠さないでいれるのです
23:32癒し癒されたいのです
23:34あの傷が君といたい理由になった
23:40目立っちゃダメな
23:48君と二人
23:50目立っちゃダメ
23:52君の手が触れてくれるのです
23:57righteous hero.
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