‘Find your nearest pub’: how would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

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We’re asking people in Newport for their tips on surviving a zombie apocalypse. Do you run and hide or face the threat face on? Either way, people say you should probably stock up on what’s important.

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00:00A zombie, I don't even know what that means.

00:06It's not going to happen, is it?

00:08No.

00:09Until I'm old, yeah?

00:12Until I'm old, I just, like, go to the shops,

00:14get loads of tins around, just stay in the flat or something, can't I?

00:18Hide you up in the flat.

00:20You can't get up to you with them doors locked, can't I?

00:25I can run, so I'd hide.

00:27I'd be going up a mountain somewhere.

00:29How long?

00:30Tlippi, it runs out.

00:32Find a nearest pub.

00:34Yeah, find a nearest pub.

00:36Enjoy your theft.

00:38Camping.

00:38I guess it'd last a month, wouldn't it?

00:41Try to last a month.

00:43Hire owner, like, you know, like, a council houses and all them flats,

00:47and I'd be lighting one of them,

00:49because then those are hard to get through, you know,

00:51unless you've got a fob.

00:53So, yeah.

00:54I don't think a zombie's going to have a fob, so that sounds...

00:56Oh, yeah, exactly.

00:57They're not going to know how to use a fob.

00:58See you next time.

00:59All right.

00:59Bye.

01:00Bye.

01:00See you next time.

01:01Bye.

01:01See ya.

01:02Bye.

01:03Bye.

01:04Bye.

01:05Bye.

01:05Have a vaccine.

01:05Everybody's falling to you.

01:06Love yourself.

01:06Bye.

01:07Bye.

01:08Bye.

01:09Bye.

01:09You're right.

01:10Bye.

01:11Bye.

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