- 6/22/2025
How To Tame A Silver Fox Full Movie - Reel
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Thudson is...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:15Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:37five Christmases?
00:02:40It's tougher than I've...
00:02:41something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:48Your arm is...
00:02:52wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:21There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36beating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not...
00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it...
00:03:47I actually...
00:03:48don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:51Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:18If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be fine.
00:04:33You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You...
00:04:57freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01you...
00:05:03when you're done checking me out,
00:05:20When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:50You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here, and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:49I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:09Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:33Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:43You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:02You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to mark.
00:08:25Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this, Bob Grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:37Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house
00:08:42when I run Greek life.
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi.
00:09:00Christina, Fox, and...
00:09:01And Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:07I couldn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:23I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:36Forget Harper.
00:09:40Hang out with me.
00:09:42I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:37Oh, Harper!
00:10:38Hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You know, you're like your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're...
00:11:00We're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:10What dirt can I find?
00:11:20Oh, this is gold.
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:39Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:01What the hell?
00:12:14What the hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody!
00:12:23Hello!
00:12:23You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:52No!
00:12:57I need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:09And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:32Let's fuck her down.
00:13:36Let's fuck her down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:47Fuck this.
00:13:58You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:12You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:26You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:36Come to her party.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke!
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59One last thing.
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:11Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just girls.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:56She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:06You crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends.
00:16:22But that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:31I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:36I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business does it?
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:46I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:54And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:16:58Oh, yeah?
00:17:00If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that must against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:17You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:35Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:41There'd better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:13What?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:31You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:33I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:55I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:12You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:27Rule number one.
00:19:33There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:44you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of my...
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:51I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:01Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:21So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:30My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:33Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:38we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:47You have curfew.
00:21:13How's my daughter?
00:21:14Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:38You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:46Give me some time.
00:21:56Stay when I try.
00:21:58Open my head.
00:22:01I don't know what you say.
00:22:04This is the way.
00:22:06Open my head.
00:22:07You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:28Oh, excuse me.
00:22:42We're filming.
00:22:43Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:47Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:52It says her location is here.
00:22:54So step aside before I make you.
00:22:57Mmm.
00:22:58Nope.
00:22:59Harper is my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:02Hey!
00:23:02Wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:11He looks so sexy.
00:23:13Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:22You shouldn't be here.
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26I tried to stop him.
00:23:29Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project.
00:23:37Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass.
00:23:40Is that what you want to...
00:23:41You told her to get her here?
00:23:42I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:47Then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:49Not the camera.
00:23:50That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot you.
00:23:53Porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:23:55These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:14Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:18Deleting them.
00:24:18What?
00:24:19That is art!
00:24:21Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:25creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:34Your choice.
00:24:35Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:51your throat.
00:24:52You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:24:58I'm leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:18You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around for your safety.
00:25:23Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:29Like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:33It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:45You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those things you do.
00:25:51They're cute, too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:58Now, you were right.
00:25:58I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me.
00:26:05Or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:15Well, guess what?
00:26:17You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:20Just admit that you want me.
00:26:30What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:32There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:43But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:48So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:56Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:59Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:27:01Ew!
00:27:01That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:15Um, wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:24What?
00:27:24We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:51It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:19Mm-hmm.
00:28:21Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:33Popcorn, check.
00:28:35The notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:38What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:58Seduce him.
00:28:59I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:03But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:17Oh.
00:29:19Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:21Uh, no, I just...
00:29:24I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:27Maybe, but it's not.
00:29:41Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:49But what about your date?
00:29:50How are you not crying?
00:30:12This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:14Because it's not real.
00:30:16This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Or maybe you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:40And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:49What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00No, come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:09Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:11I'm not a toy.
00:31:12I'll ruin her.
00:31:13Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:28And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:29You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:37I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:41And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:50What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:55I'm not anymore.
00:31:57And you can go into work as well.
00:31:59I never loved you.
00:32:06Just...
00:32:07Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:10I'm sorry.
00:32:11I love you.
00:32:12You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced by him.
00:32:28I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, big daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:45You want to come in and fuck your frustration now?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49Busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:50Not for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman?
00:33:01No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:17Not this guy.
00:33:19Lose my number.
00:33:20Whoever this girl is,
00:33:30your days are numbered.
00:33:32Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:34Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:50She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:54Good.
00:33:55Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:09Today?
00:34:10Damn it, Orper.
00:34:15Damn it, Orper.
00:34:15I don't know.
00:34:45You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside your pants.
00:35:03Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:13No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:22So, so we didn't?
00:35:25No.
00:35:27Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:36Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:44That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:55Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11What's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:14I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:17I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:44Bye.
00:36:47This will do.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:13I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious,
00:37:42nice kid.
00:37:44I had no other choice.
00:37:46I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:38:02No underwear?
00:38:10That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What are you gonna do?
00:38:17Punish you.
00:38:19I don't know.
00:38:29What do I know?
00:38:33You don't know me?
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:46I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:19But, but what about-
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:24Can't let this happen again.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:36Cock block!
00:39:37You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52That was part of the plan!
00:39:54I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:56Was it...
00:39:58Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:02Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like...
00:40:14BDSR.
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips.
00:40:17Chains.
00:40:18Handcuffs.
00:40:20My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:22Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait.
00:40:26Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:32Crap. What if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:53Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He's not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10No. Leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:36Leave me alone.
00:41:53Where the fuck do you think you're taken?
00:41:54I want to get back together.
00:41:55You cheated on me. I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago. Huh? Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:14This isn't about payback.
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:17Hmm.
00:42:18I've moved on. And you should, too.
00:42:22What do you mean, moved on? Hmm?
00:42:25Are you fucking other guys? You slut! Hmm?
00:42:30Get off of me!
00:42:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me see them. Let me see how you're fucking other guys. Show me. Show me!
00:42:36Show me! Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala. I was hoping I'd run into you. A drink?
00:42:45I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:53Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:58We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:04It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:06You'll regret this, Christopher. But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:15I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me! Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:29Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:32You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:35I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:48You okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:55Wait.
00:44:06Stop it! You're gonna kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:09He's not worth it.
00:44:11Let's go.
00:44:14If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:25I promise.
00:44:39Fuck.
00:44:43Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 9-1-1?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:12You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:21So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:44Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:45:59I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:00Breathe.
00:46:01And do this.
00:46:02I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:03Breathe.
00:46:04And do this.
00:46:05I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:06Breathe.
00:46:07And do this.
00:46:08I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:09Breathe.
00:46:10And do this.
00:46:11I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:12Breathe.
00:46:13And do this.
00:46:14I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:16And do this.
00:46:18I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:19And do this.
00:46:20I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:21And do this.
00:46:22Right here, don't focus on the water, just look at me.
00:46:52It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
00:47:13I got you, it's okay, it's okay.
00:47:21You're fine, you're fine, Harper.
00:47:30Just breathe, just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:44Fine.
00:47:45Just insanely distracted.
00:47:48Ready for the next step?
00:47:52I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:57I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:02I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:06What?
00:48:07Oh my god.
00:48:11Oh my god, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:26I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:47Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:48:57What happened? What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out.
00:49:01You're okay. You're okay.
00:49:04Sorry. Sorry.
00:49:07You did amazing.
00:49:12You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14What you did is...
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:20We'll try again and more.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:35I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:44Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07You're going to like me.
00:50:08What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first.
00:50:21Inside.
00:50:22With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:23Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:29So you are a grandpa?
00:50:31Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:33Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:38No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:44I'm going to shower.
00:50:55Harper, what are you doing?
00:50:58So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:12Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:20I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:30And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:32He may be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:42Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:50You've been tracking him?
00:51:52What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:53The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:05Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I'm surprised.
00:52:11It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:16Just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:21Not intense enough?
00:52:25Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:28Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:41Don't call me that.
00:52:46You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that.
00:52:57Kissing.
00:52:58Pillow talk.
00:52:59Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:13You little scared.
00:53:14Ah!
00:53:23Help!
00:53:24Help me!
00:53:24I can't swim!
00:53:25Help!
00:53:30Help!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:43Harper!
00:53:45Harper!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:48Smile for T.A.M.
00:53:49Help!
00:53:49Please don't!
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:55That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:25Harper!
00:54:38Harper!
00:54:39No!
00:54:40Come on!
00:54:48Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:51Harper!
00:54:51I thought I was going to die.
00:55:00I thought I was going to die.
00:55:02You're okay.
00:55:02Just breathe.
00:55:03Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06Just breathe.
00:55:08Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck us a lot.
00:55:20She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Joke me, Carter.
00:55:42I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:47I don't love you.
00:55:48And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:53How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine.
00:55:58Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:15and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27Do you got that?
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:30Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:38Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:40Please, don't.
00:56:42I'll do anything.
00:56:44Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:46No.
00:56:47No.
00:56:47No.
00:56:55Chris, no.
00:57:00Wait.
00:57:01Wait.
00:57:01I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:31I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46A lot of brain to her.
00:57:54Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that...
00:58:02She said that...
00:58:03That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:12She said that...
00:58:13That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:23Satisfy you.
00:58:24In bed.
00:58:25That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:36Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:46But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:51I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:53When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:03And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:17That was typical of摘oryD
00:59:26and that is it.
00:59:26But it really TWICED.
00:59:26That happens too.
00:59:27I really dated like this.
00:59:28Not doing thisbi Okay?
00:59:29Now let's play and feel I will break my mind up.
00:59:32That was an다吃 I don't make, okay?
00:59:33I really do.
00:59:36How are you?
00:59:37I am not going to leave.
00:59:39How are you?
00:59:40It's not happening.
00:59:41what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
00:59:55to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get out this isn't about
01:00:02mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:07you need to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this
01:00:19ever happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:26it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:35you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not you don't you're a psycho
01:00:40just trying to protect you
01:00:50morning
01:00:58bagel i'm not hungry
01:01:02you need to eat
01:01:07no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:21are we even now
01:01:27bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:32what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this
01:01:37you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:39columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:01:57arper reeves
01:01:59i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:04promise
01:02:06has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:17nope
01:02:21and he's never going to
01:02:23huh
01:02:24i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:27why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:30oh hey
01:02:32hey
01:02:33let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:35okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:02:40and i am not letting you fail
01:02:41stop moping
01:02:43let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:45okay
01:02:46okay
01:02:49wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:04like a million hours
01:03:06who the fuck cares
01:03:08we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:11make sure no one's coming
01:03:16i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:40one last touch
01:03:42good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:03:54harper
01:03:55tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:01huh
01:04:03what
01:04:04no no no no my
01:04:07my final project
01:04:09how am i gonna graduate
01:04:11why would someone do this to me
01:04:13harper
01:04:18harper
01:04:19harper
01:04:21i'm kind of confused
01:04:23is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:25is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:31don't say that
01:04:33it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:37did you do this
01:04:44christina
01:04:46if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:51we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:04:53you're not gonna get away with this
01:04:54guess what
01:04:55you have no proof
01:04:57good luck with that losers
01:05:00that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:04harper
01:05:06there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:08professor i can explain
01:05:10harper
01:05:13is this your work
01:05:16it's so ugly
01:05:19isn't it professor
01:05:20we have to fail harper
01:05:22it looks like a complete choke
01:05:25ladies
01:05:26i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:28in fact
01:05:30guests just bought this piece
01:05:33wait what
01:05:34who would buy this crap
01:05:36i will
01:05:37who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:51i will
01:05:52it's you
01:05:56you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:05:59christina don't be rude
01:06:02don't you know who this is
01:06:04chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:07there's no way
01:06:09that's okay professor
01:06:10not everyone has taste
01:06:12how much for this painting
01:06:16oh no
01:06:16our starting price is 18
01:06:19done
01:06:24wait
01:06:26eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:28do you even study at this school or not
01:06:31we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:35you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack-ass grandpa just have
01:06:40eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:06:45here's two mil
01:06:47take the rest and buy
01:06:49art supplies
01:06:51whatever it is you need to get
01:06:52for harper's sake
01:06:53sir
01:06:54mr collins
01:06:55this is too much
01:06:57oh my god
01:06:57oh my god
01:06:59are you fucking kidding me
01:07:01are you fucking kidding me
01:07:05language
01:07:06miss hawkes
01:07:07don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:09who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:14my father still runs this university
01:07:17money runs this university
01:07:20and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:25for disciplinary action
01:07:26you're going to get us expelled
01:07:30professor you can't
01:07:31please
01:07:32getting expelled sounds
01:07:34just about right to me
01:07:36no wait professor
01:07:37not so fast
01:07:38what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:42whoa
01:07:44no
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01:08:09what
01:08:10huh
01:08:11i
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01:08:37the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:39you're being suspended
01:08:40let's go
01:08:42why are you grabbing us
01:08:43they're the ones who did this
01:08:45arrest them
01:08:46let's go
01:08:46oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:49i'll see you later
01:08:50congratulations on the sale miss reed
01:08:57chris that was eighteen grand
01:08:58that's eighteen thousand dollars
01:09:01seriously
01:09:02i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:06what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:14he um
01:09:15i
01:09:16i
01:09:17i
01:09:18i
01:09:19i
01:09:20i
01:09:21i
01:09:22was an idiot
01:09:23and i'm sorry
01:09:24but i think this might help
01:09:26show you how much i want you
01:09:29dont
01:09:30a
01:09:31blindfold
01:09:33i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:48bad things
01:09:53But only if you want me to.
01:09:59I do.
01:10:12Why'd we stop?
01:10:14I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:17I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:23And I'll wait for you.
01:10:29Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:37Harper.
01:10:39Harper.
01:10:41Blow Earth to Harper.
01:10:43You need to look at this.
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:50No, no.
01:10:51No, that's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:53Harper, look.
01:10:56Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:00Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:02You need to move out now.
01:11:03You can't keep living with him.
01:11:05I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:07Harper!
01:11:17Taxi?
01:11:18For Harper?
01:11:22Who are you?
01:11:23Hey!
01:11:24Let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:26Please!
01:11:35Please, please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:40Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:47Hmm.
01:11:48Ryan?
01:11:49Why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:52We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:11:58He humiliated me!
01:12:01But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:07Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:11Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:16Well, we don't need to get into gory details, do we?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No.
01:12:25No, no, no!
01:12:26No!
01:12:44A trap?
01:12:46What the hell?
01:12:49You've fallen to my soul
01:12:55Away from this world that hurts me so
01:13:03Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:09I hope you don't mind.
01:13:10I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:13Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:15you should probably know where she is first hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain
01:13:25but first
01:13:27you know my daughter better than i do is that tex a prank
01:13:34harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:37do we have some fun with you after we kill leather grant
01:13:44should we make him watch
01:13:48oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper
01:14:00get ready boys
01:14:04i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:20that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:30what's the matter tough guy
01:14:46what can't talk without you the bodyguards
01:14:49let me go i i i i i already told you once
01:14:59you should have listened to me dead
01:15:01i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:06are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:27chris i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:34when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:38would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:49oh my god dad what the hell
01:15:54it's okay
01:15:55oh ham i want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:58why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:00i want an answer now before i before i kill him no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and
01:16:07fuzzy relationship but deep down i know that you just want me to be safe
01:16:15chris makes me feel safe
01:16:22please don't be mad
01:16:24you're wrong about that
01:16:26it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:33if that means being with chris
01:16:38then he better not screw this
01:16:40chris
01:16:41up
01:16:42or i will make him regret it
01:16:43i believe you
01:16:45you
01:16:47keep her safe
01:16:49with my goddamn life
01:16:56you remember my instructions
01:17:10yes
01:17:11yes
01:17:12yes
01:17:13daddy
01:17:26say it
01:17:27yes daddy
01:17:28i want you to beg for it
01:17:33i want you to beg for it
01:17:38once
01:17:39me
01:17:41i want you to
01:17:51me
01:17:53stop teasing
01:17:54i want you now
01:18:00daddy
01:18:03say it
01:18:04i want you to know
01:18:07Or I'll punish you.
01:18:21Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:37Are you sure about that?
01:18:57You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:01You can either uncuff me,
01:19:04or fuck me.
01:19:07I'll protect you, Mr. Collins.
01:19:21You know I'm dangerous,
01:19:24or at your mind?
01:19:28Do you worst to daddy?
01:19:37From your heart, it gets too late
01:19:41To get by from yesterday
01:19:45And another heart is broken
01:19:50Once I started, let's stop it
01:19:54I thought you only fucked girls from behind
01:20:01You're different
01:20:07Ready for round five?
01:20:24Stop it, I'm sore
01:20:26Now let me out so I can go pee
01:20:28What if I don't?
01:20:34What was that?
01:20:35Crap, it's my dad
01:20:36Honey, you home?
01:20:38Dad, I'm kind of busy right now
01:20:40Stop it
01:20:40I told you I was busy
01:20:46This is my home, Harper Reads
01:20:50If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out
01:20:53Okay, I will
01:20:54Can you get out?
01:20:56I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris
01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:14No, please keep them covered
01:21:15I want to give a speech
01:21:18And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:20I get nervous when I open up
01:21:23You literally carry around a gun
01:21:25But whatever
01:21:27Just get on with it
01:21:29What I do for a living
01:21:31The not so legal part
01:21:34It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:40And for me to be
01:21:43Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah
01:21:46But I knew
01:21:48When I was in charge of keeping you safe
01:21:50I was doomed
01:21:51You're like a magnet, Harper
01:21:54And I want to be around you
01:21:56Forever
01:21:58So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there
01:22:14As a graduation present
01:22:18And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:25Only if you want to
01:22:29Either way
01:22:30The apartment's yours
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:36What's wrong?
01:22:37It's a tacky?
01:22:39I liked it
01:22:40I thought
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:46But on one condition, boyfriend
01:22:48Which is?
01:22:51You have to move in there with me
01:22:52Deal
01:22:54You have to move in there with me
01:22:55You have to move in there with me
01:22:56You have to move in there with me
01:22:57You have to move in there with me
01:22:58You have to move in there with me
01:22:59You have to move in there with me
01:23:00You have to move in there with me
01:23:01You have to move in there with me
01:23:02You have to move in there with me
01:23:03You have to move in there with me
01:23:04You have to move in there with me
01:23:05You have to move in there with me
01:23:06You have to move in there with me
01:23:07You have to move in there with me
01:23:08You have to move in there with me
01:23:09You have to move in there with me
01:23:10You have to move in there with me
01:23:11You have to move in there with me
01:23:12You have to move in there with me
01:23:13You have to move in there with me
01:23:14You have to move in there with me
01:23:15You have to move in there with me
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