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ayobamidelepd
  • 6/22/2025
Creative

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Fun
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00:00I know they crack joke when we see when I go to the shower.
00:02No, no, no, no. I crack intelligent joke.
00:06Talk much, talk up. If I crack joke here, you know,
00:08understand, it's me so I second school drop out.
00:10I'm sorry to say that.
00:12I crack intelligent joke. But please,
00:16I indulge you.
00:18As I speak that English, I can't remember saying
00:20Nigerian police, they fear lawyers.
00:22Police, they can fear lawyers.
00:24Just quote any law.
00:26Police go fear you.
00:28No, we joke. Me and Kenny Black, my friend,
00:30we drive, they go show.
00:32I don't wear seatbelts.
00:34Nigerian police can be very aggressive for no reason.
00:36Park! Park! Park!
00:38Oga, why are you shouting?
00:40Park! Where is your seatbelt?
00:42Oga, speak English.
00:44Park a jam. Police don't understand English.
00:46Where is your seatbelt?
00:48I say, officer, point of correction.
00:50Where were you
00:52in 2002 when they amended
00:54the constitution in section 4,
00:56subsection 5?
00:58If you are not putting on your seatbelt,
01:00put on your waistbelt.
01:02Police say, yeah, they don't change that.
01:04Say, D.P. you're not a lawsuit.
01:08Police, they can, eh!
01:10I know they try, I know they try,
01:12they go show one day.
01:13Park! Park!
01:14I say, Oga, my leg, I take the walker.
01:16They say, park your leg.
01:18I park my leg.
01:19In a light!
01:20Osa, Oga, I know they drive.
01:21He say, shine your eyes.
01:23I say, where are you?
01:24I say, I'm a human being.
01:25Where are you coming from?
01:26Where are you coming from?
01:27My friend, please.
01:28Where did they go?
01:29My friend, please.
01:30Say, you want to confuse me?
01:32Say, what do you do for a living?
01:33My brother, package yourself.
01:35Police know they hear English.
01:37If I tell them, I'll be commander and go and detain me.
01:40If you are here, any work you do, police ask you,
01:42what do you do for a living?
01:43Package yourself.
01:44What do you do for a living?
01:45If you are a cleaner, tell them you are into
01:47hygienic debt eradicator.
01:50If you be conductor, tell them you are into
01:53public calling investment.
01:55If you do a telephone, they say,
01:57tell them you are into clearing and forwarding.
01:59You clear?
02:01If you do runs, if you runs get ash, I will tell them
02:04you are into home services suppliers.
02:07If you play Beth, Nigeria, they survive.
02:10Tell them you are into go-go over 2.5 accumulation.
02:14Are we together?
02:16When the man asks me, what do you do for a living?
02:18If I tell them, sir, I'll be commander and go and detain me.
02:20Now I tell them, sir!
02:21I am a hilarious comic entrepreneur.
02:24The guy is shocked.
02:26He is shocked.
02:27When they re-ask, they go meet DPO.
02:29Hilarious comic entrepreneur.
02:33Hilarious.
02:34Now I go meet DPO.
02:35Say, show on, sir!
02:36Say, that guy is a lawyer.
02:38Say, how he tell you.
02:39Say, the guy is a hilarious comic entrepreneur.
02:41Now in DPO, sir, wait to be the minimum.
02:43I don't know, boy.
02:44Bill has a big pass DPO.
02:45I don't know, boy.
02:46Bill has a big pass DPO.