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00:00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, Gabby's new tenant
00:00:04I understand you got a room to wrap.
00:00:06We like you.
00:00:07If you have first and last month's rent, we'd like you even more.
00:00:10Came with a dangerous secret.
00:00:12I'm your father.
00:00:13Wayne's return meant trouble for Catherine.
00:00:16She doesn't know you, but I do.
00:00:19Did you have anything to do with the fire at Rick's restaurant?
00:00:22Lynette tried to warn Tom about Kayla.
00:00:24I think we have a seriously troubled young girl.
00:00:27And in his time of weakness, Orson chose the wrong shoulder to cry on.
00:00:35I think she's right.
00:00:44The incident, as it would come to be known, happened late on a Tuesday afternoon.
00:00:52Witnesses included an old woman.
00:00:57A blind man.
00:00:59And a young boy.
00:01:03The old woman, whose hearing was not what it used to be,
00:01:07saw Bree Hodge emerge from her house in a way that told her she was upset about something.
00:01:13The blind man, whose hearing had become more acute, heard Edie say,
00:01:18Well, hey, Bree, what's up?
00:01:21In a way that suggested Edie wasn't expecting any trouble.
00:01:25The young boy, who was not yet 11, heard Bree Hodge say,
00:01:30I saw you kissing my husband.
00:01:32But he couldn't understand why someone would be angry about kisses.
00:01:36Which he thought grown-ups liked.
00:01:38As the old woman pretended to clip hedges she'd already clipped,
00:01:43she saw the body language of her neighbors change.
00:01:47As the blind man listened in, he heard Bree say,
00:01:52What were you thinking, Edie?
00:01:53We're supposed to be friends.
00:01:54We are friends.
00:01:55I am not interested in Orson.
00:01:57The young boy then heard Edie add,
00:02:00So stop acting like such a bitch.
00:02:01Which included a word he was not allowed to use.
00:02:06The old woman then saw Bree Hodge clench her fist.
00:02:11A second later, the blind man heard a slap.
00:02:15And the young boy saw Edie grab her cheek.
00:02:20As the two parted company,
00:02:23a thought occurred to all those who had witnessed the incident.
00:02:27That right there on peaceful Wisteria Lane,
00:02:30the battle lines had been drawn.
00:02:34And someone was going to get hurt.
00:02:47It happens the second Sunday of every May.
00:02:52Children purchase tasteful bouquets,
00:02:55sign sentimental cards,
00:02:57and create homemade jewelry.
00:03:01All in an attempt to honor
00:03:03that woman known simply as Mother.
00:03:08Hey, Mama.
00:03:09Hey, baby.
00:03:11Oh, my gosh.
00:03:14Is this my daughter-in-law?
00:03:16Well, I'm going to hug her.
00:03:19It's nice to meet you.
00:03:20Oh, my God.
00:03:21Oh, my son was right.
00:03:26You are the prettiest thing.
00:03:29Michael, I'm just taken with her.
00:03:30Oh, you're welcome.
00:03:33Come on, Mama.
00:03:33Let's get you unpacked.
00:03:34Oh, yes, let's do.
00:03:35Because I brought you a present.
00:03:37Oh, my God.
00:03:44Wow.
00:03:46It's all recipes.
00:03:48Not just any recipes.
00:03:49Some of these have been in my family
00:03:51since before the War of Northern Aggression.
00:03:55You mean the Civil War?
00:03:58I mean what I mean.
00:04:02Um, well,
00:04:03I guess Mike didn't tell you
00:04:05that I'm, uh, really not a cook.
00:04:08Oh, no.
00:04:08He told me.
00:04:09That's why I gave you these recipes.
00:04:12And I'm going to teach you how to make them, too.
00:04:13Isn't that nice, honey?
00:04:17Oh, my meemaw always told me
00:04:19that a lady should be a chef in the kitchen,
00:04:21a maid in the living room,
00:04:22and a whore in the bedroom.
00:04:25And Michael says
00:04:26you've only got one of those covered.
00:04:28So I'm going to help you with the other two.
00:04:32Excuse me.
00:04:38The one she won't be helping me with.
00:04:40Please tell me it's whore.
00:04:41Oh.
00:04:43I call the computer.
00:04:47No way.
00:04:47I call another boy.
00:04:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:48Guys, wait a minute.
00:04:49Wait a minute.
00:04:50There's somebody I want you to meet.
00:04:52This is Dr. Dolan.
00:04:53Hey, guys.
00:04:53I'm Joshua.
00:04:54He's going to hang out
00:04:55and watch us, you know,
00:04:57be a family.
00:04:58Why?
00:04:59Because we've had a couple of
00:05:01problems lately.
00:05:03And my job is to find out
00:05:05what's causing those problems,
00:05:06and then I can help you
00:05:07be a stronger family.
00:05:08Can we be a stronger family
00:05:09while playing Age of Empires III?
00:05:12Yeah, sure.
00:05:12I want to learn how to play that game.
00:05:14Go get started.
00:05:14I'll join you in a minute.
00:05:19So, I like what you said
00:05:20about making the family stronger,
00:05:22but as I told you,
00:05:23Kayla's the one
00:05:24you want to focus on.
00:05:25Well, I prefer to look
00:05:27at the big picture.
00:05:28You see,
00:05:28if a family is dysfunctional,
00:05:30it can lead to
00:05:31a child with problems.
00:05:32Yeah, or
00:05:33a child with problems
00:05:34can lead to
00:05:35a dysfunctional family.
00:05:36I mean, Kayla's the one
00:05:37that got my kids
00:05:38to light a fire
00:05:39and jump off the roof.
00:05:40Honey, it sounds like
00:05:41Dr. Dolan has
00:05:42some kind of a plan here.
00:05:43I understand.
00:05:44It just seems like
00:05:45at $140 an hour,
00:05:48we could skip
00:05:49straight to the part
00:05:49where you sit down
00:05:51with Kayla
00:05:51and tell her
00:05:52to stop being so evil.
00:05:55Mommy?
00:05:56Yeah?
00:05:57I forgot to give you something.
00:05:58It's a drawing
00:05:59I made for you in school.
00:06:00Oh, well, thank you.
00:06:01It's beautiful.
00:06:06Don't.
00:06:12We're waiting for Ellie.
00:06:12She's finishing up
00:06:13with a customer.
00:06:15Well, maybe when she's
00:06:15done tattooing him,
00:06:16she can put
00:06:17Stop Hitting the Blind Guy
00:06:18on my forehead.
00:06:19You know, I've been
00:06:20hitting you a lot less lately.
00:06:22I don't feel like
00:06:23I'm getting enough credit
00:06:23for that.
00:06:24You're right.
00:06:25I'm a bad husband.
00:06:27No, seriously.
00:06:28We're getting along better.
00:06:29Have you noticed that?
00:06:31Yeah.
00:06:31I think it's because of Ellie.
00:06:33Me too.
00:06:34It's impossible
00:06:35to argue with her
00:06:35in the house.
00:06:36She makes us laugh.
00:06:37She takes you off my hands
00:06:38every once in a while.
00:06:39Plus, she's always
00:06:39helping around the house.
00:06:41I mean, yesterday,
00:06:41without even being asked,
00:06:42she washed all the windows.
00:06:44She's amazing.
00:06:46I don't know where
00:06:46she gets all her energy.
00:06:49Okay, so we're square.
00:06:51Dude, you gotta call me
00:06:52next week.
00:06:52I got some great stuff
00:06:53coming in.
00:06:54Come on.
00:06:55Ellie, it's getting cold.
00:06:57I'll be right down.
00:06:58So should I sneak
00:06:59out the back?
00:07:00Oh, no, that's my landlady.
00:07:01She's cool.
00:07:01She knows you're dealing?
00:07:03Well, she's not that cool.
00:07:06Oh, hey, guys.
00:07:09You were up there a while.
00:07:12Can I see it?
00:07:13Um, she...
00:07:14She means the tattoo.
00:07:17I would love for you
00:07:19to see it,
00:07:20but it's kind of down south.
00:07:24Oh, on his...
00:07:26Got it.
00:07:28Does it hurt?
00:07:29It's okay.
00:07:31Ellie gave me something
00:07:32for the pain.
00:07:37And Fairview has
00:07:38a top-rated school district,
00:07:40which, uh...
00:07:41you'll appreciate
00:07:42in a couple of years.
00:07:44Well, come on in.
00:07:45I'll show you the inside.
00:07:46You go ahead, honey.
00:07:47I'll wait until Mark
00:07:48wakes up from his nap.
00:07:48All right, we'll see you
00:07:49in a minute.
00:07:49It's okay.
00:07:50All right.
00:07:51Hi.
00:07:58Oh, hi.
00:07:59I'm Bree Hodge.
00:08:00Lauren Baxter.
00:08:01Nice to meet you.
00:08:02So, are you thinking
00:08:03of moving on to the lane?
00:08:04Yes.
00:08:05This house is exactly
00:08:07what we've been looking for.
00:08:09Do you mind if I ask?
00:08:10Is it a safe neighborhood?
00:08:11Oh, yes.
00:08:12The neighborhood's safe.
00:08:14I wish I could say the same
00:08:15for your real estate agent.
00:08:17Well, what do you mean?
00:08:21What is this?
00:08:22You left it in the printer.
00:08:24It's a house listing.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26For a house in Baltimore.
00:08:27What do you see?
00:08:28It's got a pool and a garden.
00:08:30This is about Dad, isn't it?
00:08:32I'm doing this to protect us.
00:08:34We don't need to be protected.
00:08:35He's changed.
00:08:37It's all an act, sweetheart.
00:08:39You don't see it now,
00:08:39but you will.
00:08:42He's only back
00:08:43because he wants something.
00:08:45I don't know what exactly.
00:08:47I just know we're not safe here.
00:08:48Oh, sure.
00:08:49That's it.
00:08:50Dad has some evil plan.
00:08:52It couldn't be that
00:08:52he wants to be in my life,
00:08:54that he loves me.
00:08:55He isn't capable of love, Dylan.
00:08:58I found that out the hard way.
00:09:01And we need to leave
00:09:02before you learn
00:09:03the same horrible lesson.
00:09:11Move if you want.
00:09:13I'm staying here with my father.
00:09:15But what happened?
00:09:19Things were going fine.
00:09:20I'm sorry.
00:09:21We need another realtor.
00:09:35All right.
00:09:37Biscuits are the foundation
00:09:38of any southern meal.
00:09:40Like my meemaw used to say,
00:09:41ain't nothing you can make
00:09:42don't taste better on a biscuit.
00:09:45A font of wisdom,
00:09:46you're meemaw.
00:09:48Well,
00:09:49I really appreciate this.
00:09:51Thanks, Adele.
00:09:52Adele,
00:09:53if you don't call me mama,
00:09:54I'm going to scream.
00:09:55Don't do that.
00:09:57Mama,
00:09:58let's get started.
00:10:00We don't need a flower sifter.
00:10:01I don't have one.
00:10:03Pastry cutter?
00:10:04Sorry.
00:10:06Dough hooks?
00:10:06Don't even know what they are.
00:10:09That's fine.
00:10:10We can improvise.
00:10:11Why don't you start
00:10:12by measuring out
00:10:13our dry ingredients?
00:10:17The flour and such.
00:10:20Michael is going to be so happy.
00:10:23After a long day of work,
00:10:24he can come home
00:10:25to a nice home-cooked
00:10:26southern meal.
00:10:28Although he also enjoys
00:10:29coming home to sesame chicken
00:10:31from Red Panda.
00:10:32And they deliver.
00:10:35You know,
00:10:36it's a shame
00:10:36that Michael has to work so hard.
00:10:39But I guess
00:10:40with all the money troubles
00:10:41you two have been having...
00:10:42He told you that?
00:10:44Well,
00:10:45we're getting past it.
00:10:46Only because my son
00:10:47is working himself to the bone.
00:10:49You know,
00:10:50it wouldn't hurt
00:10:50for you to get a job.
00:10:52I have a job.
00:10:52Oh,
00:10:53you mean
00:10:54your little drawings?
00:10:57It's great for a woman
00:10:58to have a hobby.
00:10:59Personally,
00:10:59I day-coupage.
00:11:00But I'm talking about
00:11:01something that pays.
00:11:02Children's books pay.
00:11:03Really?
00:11:04How much?
00:11:07You know,
00:11:08I think actually
00:11:08I might have
00:11:09those dough hooks
00:11:10somewhere.
00:11:12Oh, dear.
00:11:13I've insulted you.
00:11:14I'm just trying
00:11:15to be helpful.
00:11:16No, no.
00:11:17It's fine, Adele.
00:11:19Mama.
00:11:22So we were
00:11:25sort of surprised
00:11:26to get your call.
00:11:27Don't you need
00:11:27to see Kayla
00:11:28a few more times
00:11:29before you report
00:11:30back to us?
00:11:30Well,
00:11:31before continuing
00:11:32with her,
00:11:32I thought it might
00:11:33be helpful
00:11:33to ask you
00:11:34a few questions.
00:11:35Oh, go ahead.
00:11:36Shoot.
00:11:38Do you love Kayla?
00:11:42Lynette?
00:11:43Hmm?
00:11:43I was talking to you.
00:11:45Oh.
00:11:45Well, sure.
00:11:49I've been very good
00:11:50to her.
00:11:51That wasn't his question.
00:11:53Do you have a diploma
00:11:54on your wall, Tom?
00:11:55I don't think so.
00:11:56Zip it.
00:11:58Again, um,
00:12:00do you love her?
00:12:05Of course I do.
00:12:07As much as I can,
00:12:08given the way
00:12:09she joined our family.
00:12:10It's just,
00:12:10it's complicated.
00:12:12I understand.
00:12:13The problem is,
00:12:15Kayla has picked up
00:12:16on your ambivalence,
00:12:17and she's become
00:12:19a very angry girl.
00:12:22So what do we do?
00:12:23Oh, God.
00:12:24Is this going to be
00:12:25one of those therapy things
00:12:26where she hits me
00:12:27with a foam bat?
00:12:28There's a bond
00:12:29that develops
00:12:30between an infant
00:12:31and her mother.
00:12:32You and Kayla
00:12:33never formed that bond,
00:12:34so what we need to do
00:12:36is recreate it.
00:12:37It's called
00:12:37attachment parenting,
00:12:39and it starts
00:12:40with Kayla being
00:12:41by your side
00:12:42as often as possible.
00:12:44That sounds like
00:12:45exactly what they need.
00:12:48I mean,
00:12:48I don't have a diploma
00:12:49or anything,
00:12:50but I'd really like
00:12:51to give this a try.
00:12:52Whatever keeps you
00:12:53and Kayla close
00:12:54and interacting.
00:12:55Go to the movies,
00:12:56go shopping,
00:12:57maybe take a little
00:12:58trip together,
00:12:58just the two of you.
00:13:00Could we revisit
00:13:01the foam bat idea
00:13:02for just a second?
00:13:03The plan sounds great,
00:13:05Doc,
00:13:05and don't worry,
00:13:06I will make sure
00:13:07that they are together
00:13:07constantly.
00:13:08Ask me if I love
00:13:11Tom right now.
00:13:13Go ahead,
00:13:14I dare you.
00:13:21May I help you?
00:13:22I haven't seen
00:13:23Benjamin in a week.
00:13:24I was thinking
00:13:25I'd take him
00:13:25for a few hours.
00:13:26It's not really
00:13:27a good time.
00:13:28Well, Bree,
00:13:28whenever I call,
00:13:29it's not a good time,
00:13:30so if you don't mind,
00:13:31I'd like to take
00:13:31my son to the carnival.
00:13:32Oh, that sounds boring.
00:13:34I know.
00:13:35Why don't you take him
00:13:36to Edie's house
00:13:36and he can watch you
00:13:37give her a dental exam
00:13:38with your tongue?
00:13:42Bree, you don't understand.
00:13:44What you saw
00:13:45was bad judgment
00:13:46on Edie's part
00:13:46and good judgment
00:13:47on my part.
00:13:48I pushed her away.
00:13:49Yes, eventually,
00:13:50with a big dopey grin
00:13:51on your face.
00:13:52Can we please
00:13:53put this behind us?
00:13:53I would like
00:13:54to take Benjamin.
00:13:55I don't think so.
00:13:56I'd hate for him
00:13:56to be around
00:13:57when you had another
00:13:57attack of delayed morality,
00:13:59either with Edie
00:14:00or behind the wheel
00:14:01of your car.
00:14:01I am not having
00:14:04this argument.
00:14:05He is my son, too.
00:14:07Not exactly.
00:14:10What?
00:14:12Don't even...
00:14:13Strictly speaking,
00:14:14you're not even
00:14:14related to him.
00:14:15I mean, it was fine
00:14:16for you to masquerade
00:14:17as his father
00:14:18when we were together,
00:14:18but now that we're not...
00:14:19This is wrong.
00:14:21I will hire a lawyer.
00:14:23I've already hired one.
00:14:24You'll be hearing
00:14:25from him shortly.
00:14:26Oh, and if you're
00:14:30in the mood
00:14:31for a carnival,
00:14:31why not call Edie?
00:14:34I hear you get
00:14:34three throws for a dollar
00:14:35with her, too.
00:14:40Bye, Gabby.
00:14:41You guys going
00:14:42for another walk?
00:14:43Yeah, we found
00:14:43this sweet hiking trail
00:14:44that goes right
00:14:45through the middle
00:14:45of the woods.
00:14:46Yeah, and unlike
00:14:47some people,
00:14:47Ellie doesn't let
00:14:48the branches
00:14:48hit me in my face.
00:14:50You're spoiling him!
00:14:51What the hell?
00:15:06Ellie, your door's locked!
00:15:08Ellie!
00:15:21Oh, shut up already!
00:15:46Mom, guess what?
00:15:47Dad's coming
00:15:48to my senior recital next week.
00:15:49I can swing by
00:15:50and pick you up
00:15:50if you want.
00:15:51We could make it
00:15:52a real family outing.
00:15:54Dylan, your father
00:15:55and I need to talk
00:15:56in private.
00:15:58I'm not done
00:15:58saying goodbye.
00:16:00Yes, you are.
00:16:01Please get rid
00:16:02of that gum.
00:16:03I hear you smacking
00:16:04all the way
00:16:04in the house.
00:16:08Bye, Sophia.
00:16:09Bye, Dad.
00:16:16Just so we're clear,
00:16:18there will be
00:16:19no family outings.
00:16:20Now, Kathy,
00:16:22you shouldn't be rude
00:16:22to a man
00:16:23who still has
00:16:24feelings for you.
00:16:25Meaning what?
00:16:26You still love me?
00:16:27I do.
00:16:28And I know
00:16:29I'm somewhat to blame
00:16:30for what's happened
00:16:30between us.
00:16:31That's why I've forgiven
00:16:32you for kidnapping
00:16:32our daughter.
00:16:33The least you can do
00:16:34is meet me halfway.
00:16:38Oh, Wayne.
00:16:40I don't deserve
00:16:41your forgiveness.
00:16:42Maybe not,
00:16:42but I'm gonna give it
00:16:43to you anyway,
00:16:43because I still think
00:16:46we could be happy
00:16:47together.
00:16:49Could we?
00:16:51Given all the things
00:16:53I did that you
00:16:54don't know about?
00:16:56What's that?
00:16:58I'm talking about
00:16:59all those men
00:16:59I was with
00:17:00while we were married.
00:17:02How can you forgive
00:17:03something like that?
00:17:06That's a lie.
00:17:07You wouldn't have dared.
00:17:09Unhappy women
00:17:10do dangerous things.
00:17:12I think the worst
00:17:13was when I tricked you
00:17:15into thinking
00:17:17Dylan was yours.
00:17:20I wanted to tell you
00:17:22the truth,
00:17:22but I was scared.
00:17:25For obvious reasons.
00:17:27I don't believe you.
00:17:29But I'm not
00:17:30worried anymore,
00:17:32because you've changed.
00:17:36So what are you
00:17:37waiting for, Wayne?
00:17:39You forgive me.
00:17:42Hey there,
00:17:44Mrs. McCluskey.
00:17:49If she's not mine,
00:17:51then whose is she?
00:17:53Doesn't matter.
00:17:57Oh,
00:17:58I guess I won't
00:17:59be seeing you
00:18:00at the recital now.
00:18:02What a shame.
00:18:09Are you sure
00:18:21it was cocaine?
00:18:23Carlos,
00:18:23I was a fashion model
00:18:24in the 90s.
00:18:25I know cocaine.
00:18:27Damn it.
00:18:30What are you doing?
00:18:31I'm calling the police.
00:18:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:33Shouldn't we hear
00:18:34Ellie's side of the story
00:18:35first?
00:18:35Here's Ellie's side.
00:18:37Selling drugs
00:18:38brings in more money
00:18:38than waiting tables.
00:18:39There you go.
00:18:40Removed?
00:18:42Okay, look,
00:18:43maybe I was wrong.
00:18:44Maybe it was flour.
00:18:46Maybe she's a pastry chef.
00:18:47Yeah,
00:18:48and she came up
00:18:48with that tattoo cover story
00:18:50to hide her illicit baking.
00:18:52All right, look,
00:18:53I know we have to do something,
00:18:54but this woman's our friend.
00:18:56Yes,
00:18:56and I'm a convicted felon
00:18:57still on probation.
00:18:59Now if the police find out
00:19:00we're harboring a drug dealer,
00:19:01they're going to fry me.
00:19:03We have to turn her in.
00:19:09Well,
00:19:10the priority for me
00:19:11is working out
00:19:11custody of Benjamin.
00:19:13To that end,
00:19:14I've written down
00:19:14all the pertinent facts
00:19:15about the situation.
00:19:17No,
00:19:17I don't want to do this
00:19:18over the phone.
00:19:19Uh, listen,
00:19:19I'm going to hop in the shower.
00:19:20How about we meet
00:19:21in your office
00:19:21in about an hour?
00:19:22Great, thanks.
00:19:24Orson?
00:19:33Orson?
00:19:35The, uh,
00:19:35the door is open.
00:19:37Edie,
00:19:37what are you doing here?
00:19:38Get out here,
00:19:39you wuss.
00:19:40That puritanical robot
00:19:42bitch of yours
00:19:42is sabotaging
00:19:43my business.
00:19:45Okay,
00:19:46hang on a second.
00:19:47I'll be right out.
00:19:54You know, uh, Orson?
00:20:08Forget it.
00:20:09Just, just take a nice
00:20:10long shower.
00:20:11Really?
00:20:12You sure?
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:14Uh,
00:20:15now that I think about it,
00:20:17I can handle Bree
00:20:17all by myself.
00:20:26And so that's when
00:20:27I saw all those bricks
00:20:28of cocaine
00:20:28under her bed.
00:20:31I mean,
00:20:31I, I mean,
00:20:32I think it was cocaine
00:20:33and I think
00:20:33they're called bricks.
00:20:34I'm just a simple housewife.
00:20:35I don't know
00:20:35what I'm saying.
00:20:38Well,
00:20:39you've done the right thing
00:20:39and it's thanks
00:20:40to the cooperation
00:20:41of citizens like you.
00:20:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:43When are you gonna get her
00:20:43out of our house?
00:20:45Well,
00:20:45it's a little more
00:20:46complicated than that.
00:20:49Meaning?
00:20:51Bullock!
00:20:57Oh my God!
00:20:58What?
00:20:59What?
00:20:59I can't see anything.
00:21:00It's one of Ellie's customers.
00:21:02Actually,
00:21:03I'm Detective Bullock.
00:21:04We've been tracking
00:21:05Miss Leonard
00:21:05for several months now.
00:21:07Okay,
00:21:07so if you know
00:21:08what she's doing,
00:21:09then why don't you
00:21:09just bust her?
00:21:10She's small time.
00:21:11We're trying to get
00:21:12to her supplier,
00:21:13so we need her
00:21:13to keep dealing.
00:21:15Wait.
00:21:16So you're just gonna
00:21:17leave a drug dealer
00:21:18in our house?
00:21:19Yes.
00:21:20For now,
00:21:20we just need you
00:21:21to act normal.
00:21:22Pretend like you
00:21:22don't know anything.
00:21:23We'll move in
00:21:24when the case is made.
00:21:26Okay,
00:21:26look,
00:21:27I'm offered her
00:21:27my civic duty,
00:21:28but this woman,
00:21:29she's sort of a
00:21:30friend.
00:21:33And now you're
00:21:34asking us to trick her?
00:21:34I'm not sure
00:21:35we're comfortable with this.
00:21:39Mr. Solis,
00:21:39you're on probation,
00:21:40right?
00:21:41How'd you like
00:21:42not to be?
00:21:52What on earth
00:21:54could you possibly want?
00:21:55Oh,
00:21:55I wanted to thank you.
00:21:57After you scared
00:21:57off that couple
00:21:58that were going
00:21:59to buy the young house,
00:22:00I, uh,
00:22:01found another buyer,
00:22:02and they're willing
00:22:02to go 10% over asking.
00:22:05Well, good.
00:22:06When they drop by
00:22:06for their inspection,
00:22:07I'll just have to have
00:22:08a nice little chat
00:22:09with them, too.
00:22:10You wouldn't want
00:22:11to do that to me.
00:22:13And after all,
00:22:14we're family.
00:22:16Family?
00:22:17Well, yes,
00:22:18since my nephew,
00:22:19Austin,
00:22:19is Benjamin's
00:22:20biological father,
00:22:21that makes me
00:22:21Benji's great aunt.
00:22:24A term I don't
00:22:25exactly love,
00:22:26but it's better
00:22:27than Grandma,
00:22:28which is what you are.
00:22:31How did you?
00:22:33Cute story.
00:22:34I went over to Orson's
00:22:36to ask him
00:22:36to get you off my back,
00:22:37and the poor sap,
00:22:39he'd written
00:22:39the whole sordid tale down
00:22:41and left it right
00:22:41there on the table.
00:22:43Edie,
00:22:44if word got out,
00:22:45my whole family
00:22:46would be humiliated.
00:22:48Oh, I don't want
00:22:49word to get out.
00:22:50That would ruin everything,
00:22:51because right now,
00:22:52I own you.
00:22:54What does that mean?
00:22:57Glad you asked.
00:23:00From this moment on,
00:23:01I am your best friend.
00:23:03You're going to invite me
00:23:03to all of your fancy parties,
00:23:05set me up
00:23:05with all your single friends,
00:23:07and if I'm ever
00:23:08in the mood for muffins,
00:23:10you're going to
00:23:10bake them for me.
00:23:11Edie,
00:23:12please.
00:23:13And if you don't,
00:23:15if for one second
00:23:16I don't feel the love,
00:23:18I'm going to bury you.
00:23:21You understand?
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25Good.
00:23:27Oh, by the way,
00:23:28um,
00:23:28I'm having an open house
00:23:29tomorrow.
00:23:31A plate of banana nut muffin
00:23:32sure would set the mood,
00:23:34don't you think?
00:23:38Hey, Edie,
00:23:39can you hear me?
00:23:40Oh!
00:23:41Oh!
00:23:41Hey, honey,
00:23:42could you get that?
00:23:44H2.
00:23:45I'll get you.
00:23:45All right.
00:23:46Oh!
00:23:47Hey, Brie!
00:23:48Perfect timing.
00:23:49We were just getting ready
00:23:50to deal the cards.
00:23:51Brie, are you okay?
00:23:52There's something I've been
00:23:59keeping from all of you.
00:24:01And, um,
00:24:03we need to talk.
00:24:11Hey, Wayne.
00:24:13I finished that DNA you wanted.
00:24:14I'm probably going to get in trouble
00:24:16because I put it in front of
00:24:16Martin's triple homicide.
00:24:17You bet, girl.
00:24:19Well, I owe you.
00:24:20I just needed to confirm
00:24:21that the Vic and my suspect
00:24:22are related.
00:24:23Oh, well, actually,
00:24:24they're not.
00:24:26I ran the samples
00:24:26from the cheek swab
00:24:27and the wad of gum you gave me
00:24:28and your suspect's not related
00:24:29to the victim at all.
00:24:32Are you sure?
00:24:33Mm-hmm.
00:24:34Oh, yeah,
00:24:34it's 100% exclusion.
00:24:36Are you hungry?
00:24:37Because I've worked
00:24:38all through lunch
00:24:39and I thought
00:24:39that you and I
00:24:41could go get her.
00:24:43Wayne?
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:49And Edie threatened
00:24:50to use that to...
00:24:52Yes.
00:24:53Okay, first of all,
00:24:54you're like the greatest mom ever
00:24:56to want to protect
00:24:57Danielle like that.
00:24:59I can't believe
00:25:00she was blackmailing you.
00:25:02I can't believe
00:25:03she made a play for Orson.
00:25:04I can.
00:25:05She went after Carlos
00:25:06and Mike and Carl.
00:25:08The only person
00:25:08she hasn't gone after
00:25:09is Tom.
00:25:10Yet.
00:25:11This woman is out of control.
00:25:14What are you gonna do?
00:25:17No.
00:25:19What are we gonna do?
00:25:34Hey, guys.
00:25:47What's going on?
00:25:48I told them everything, Edie.
00:25:50About Orson,
00:25:52Benjamin,
00:25:52everything.
00:25:53You did?
00:25:54She did.
00:25:55So you can kiss
00:25:55that little blackmail scheme.
00:25:57Goodbye.
00:25:58Well, I was only doing it
00:25:59because...
00:25:59You were only doing it
00:26:00because you're the devil.
00:26:02Okay, fine.
00:26:03Chew me out
00:26:04and let's get on with it.
00:26:05It's not like
00:26:06all the other times, Edie.
00:26:07We're done.
00:26:10Done?
00:26:11We're not inviting you
00:26:11to poker.
00:26:12We're not talking to you.
00:26:13We're not even gonna wave
00:26:13when you jog by.
00:26:14From now on,
00:26:15you are invisible.
00:26:17And we're gonna make sure
00:26:18every woman in a five-mile radius
00:26:19knows the kind of crap you pulled.
00:26:21We tried to be your friends,
00:26:22but you don't even understand
00:26:23what that word means.
00:26:24So now we're gonna be
00:26:25something you do understand.
00:26:29Guys, wait.
00:26:31Wait, I know I crossed
00:26:32the line this time
00:26:32and I'm sorry.
00:26:35Did you hear something?
00:26:37Neither did I.
00:26:47Over here, honey.
00:26:49Look at the camera.
00:26:49Look at the camera.
00:26:51Ready to ride, Dylan?
00:26:53Now, look, if you're scared,
00:26:54you don't have to.
00:26:54I want to.
00:26:55Oh, you're a brave girl.
00:26:57Hold up your arm
00:26:58for the camera, sweetheart.
00:26:58How many stitches is that?
00:27:00Eleven.
00:27:02You didn't cry once, did you?
00:27:04Can I ride now, please, Daddy?
00:27:06Of course.
00:27:07I love you, Daddy.
00:27:17Dylan.
00:27:17Me.
00:27:18You need to come over here tomorrow.
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:23I know it's Mother's Day,
00:27:24but it's okay.
00:27:26I got some things to tell you
00:27:27about your mother.
00:27:33Ooh, I want this one.
00:27:35Oh.
00:27:37Yow.
00:27:37It's a little pricey.
00:27:39But I want it.
00:27:40You're the one
00:27:41who asked me to go shopping.
00:27:42Well, I know,
00:27:43but we're supposed
00:27:43to be spending time together,
00:27:44not going into debt.
00:27:45Oh, how about this one?
00:27:52What do you mean,
00:27:53supposed to?
00:27:55I just,
00:27:56it's good for us to hang out.
00:27:58I enjoy it.
00:27:59Is this something
00:27:59that the doctor made you do?
00:28:01No, all my idea.
00:28:03I just wanted to treat you
00:28:04to a real fun day.
00:28:07All right.
00:28:08You want me to have fun?
00:28:09Buy me this.
00:28:14Okay.
00:28:15Good times.
00:28:19I'd like an old-fashioned, please.
00:28:24What's the matter, Michael?
00:28:25You tuckered out?
00:28:26Oh, yeah.
00:28:26I just didn't get much sleep.
00:28:27Honestly, I wonder
00:28:28how you ever get any.
00:28:29Well, considering you got
00:28:30Susan in the bed,
00:28:31sawing wood all night.
00:28:35I'm doing what now?
00:28:38Snoring.
00:28:39What'd you say?
00:28:39It sounded like Michael.
00:28:40A bunch of bulldogs in a bag?
00:28:43But it is a sound
00:28:44that I've come to love.
00:28:46You know what my meemaw
00:28:47did to Grandpa Boo?
00:28:49She sewed a marble
00:28:50in the back of his pajama top,
00:28:51and if he rolled on his back
00:28:53to start snoring,
00:28:54it'd wake him right up.
00:28:55But I guess you can't do that.
00:28:57Seems how you sleep
00:28:58in the nude and all.
00:28:59Well, that's gonna change real soon.
00:29:04I'm gonna fix my face
00:29:06before I order.
00:29:07Excuse me.
00:29:10Now, this is nice.
00:29:12Nice?
00:29:13She's driving me crazy.
00:29:14You have got to stop
00:29:15complaining about me to her.
00:29:16I don't complain.
00:29:18Well, you could see how I,
00:29:20as the nude, snoring whore,
00:29:22would think so.
00:29:23Okay, now, I might vent a little bit,
00:29:25but she's just trying to help.
00:29:26Well, the next time she tries to help,
00:29:27she's gonna get an old-fashioned
00:29:29in her face,
00:29:29so you better step up
00:29:30and start defending me.
00:29:32Okay, okay.
00:29:34Well, lovely powdery.
00:29:37It's amazing such a busy restaurant
00:29:39can keep their bathroom
00:29:40cleaner than yours.
00:29:44Now, Mama, that's not very nice.
00:29:47Well, you're the one who told me
00:29:48you didn't marry her
00:29:49for her housekeeping.
00:29:51You just need someone
00:29:52to teach these things.
00:29:54You know what?
00:29:55Why don't I stay
00:29:56a few extra weeks
00:29:58and you and I
00:29:58can spruce the house up.
00:30:00And don't worry,
00:30:01I'll leave when the baby comes.
00:30:02At my age,
00:30:03all that crying
00:30:03just cuts my nerves to shreds.
00:30:06Now, the first thing
00:30:07we're gonna do
00:30:08is wash your walls.
00:30:11Just because we don't walk them
00:30:13doesn't mean
00:30:14they don't get dirty.
00:30:16Look at this.
00:30:17She's whizzed in my way.
00:30:19I'm not here.
00:30:20I just love her.
00:30:21Oh, my God.
00:30:32My water broke.
00:30:33What?
00:30:34My water just broke.
00:30:35I'm in labor.
00:30:36We have to go.
00:30:37You're not due for a month.
00:30:39I don't know what to tell you, Mama.
00:30:40Look at me.
00:30:42Ah!
00:30:43Come on, we have to get to the hospital.
00:30:44Oh, yes, let's go.
00:30:46No, no, no.
00:30:47You should take a cab home
00:30:48and start pegging.
00:30:49This one feels like a crier.
00:30:51Are you sure I should?
00:30:52Ah!
00:30:53Ah!
00:30:53Ah!
00:30:54Ah!
00:30:55Ah!
00:30:57Ah!
00:30:58Ah!
00:30:59Ah!
00:31:01You're doing great, honey.
00:31:02Just keep breathing.
00:31:03How close are the contractions?
00:31:05A few weeks apart.
00:31:07Wanna go to the movies?
00:31:08What?
00:31:09I'm not in labor, okay?
00:31:11But your water broke.
00:31:12I saw it.
00:31:12That was club soda.
00:31:13Amniotic fluid doesn't have
00:31:14ice cubes and a lemon wedge.
00:31:16What, you faked that?
00:31:17I'm sorry.
00:31:18I panicked.
00:31:18Your mother just invited herself
00:31:20to stay with us for three weeks
00:31:21and you said nothing.
00:31:22I had to come up with a plan.
00:31:23Well, what happens
00:31:24when we go home with no baby?
00:31:25I didn't say it was a good plan.
00:31:27Do you see the effect she has on me?
00:31:29I just thank God
00:31:29I wasn't drinking coffee.
00:31:31I could have hurt myself.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:34I get it.
00:31:35I'll talk to her.
00:31:39Do you want to go back in there
00:31:40right now and tell her?
00:31:42No.
00:31:43The restaurant just comped our drinks.
00:31:44Tell her at home.
00:31:45Well, you've done enough damage
00:31:50for one day.
00:31:51Let's go home.
00:31:53I want a corn dog first.
00:31:54Oh, honey, we're about to have dinner.
00:31:56But I'm hungry now.
00:31:57I want a corn dog.
00:31:58All right.
00:32:00If you're hungry,
00:32:01I'll get you something healthy
00:32:02and you can have it in the car.
00:32:04Corn.
00:32:05Dog.
00:32:06Why can't I have one?
00:32:07Well, at this point,
00:32:10because of the way you're acting,
00:32:12please don't do this, Caleb.
00:32:13We have been having such a nice time.
00:32:15And we can keep having a nice time.
00:32:17Just give me what I want
00:32:19or you're not going to like what happens.
00:32:22Are you threatening me?
00:32:25I'm just saying.
00:32:26I got that idiot Preston
00:32:27to jump off the roof.
00:32:29I wonder what I could get Penny to do.
00:32:30I'm sorry.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:37I shouldn't have done that,
00:32:38but that was...
00:32:39That was horrible,
00:32:42what you said.
00:32:44And you should never say that again.
00:32:48Okay, so...
00:32:49Come on, let's go.
00:32:51Come on.
00:32:57Susan, you're up.
00:32:58Michael told me about your false labor.
00:33:01That was unusual.
00:33:03Well, it happens.
00:33:04I know, but usually your water doesn't break.
00:33:06Oh, that.
00:33:08Turns out I spilled some club soda.
00:33:10Well, no surprise there.
00:33:13Michael told me what a klutzy Kathy you are.
00:33:18I'm glad he finds that cute.
00:33:20I myself don't have the patience.
00:33:21Heya, Mama.
00:33:28Hello, Michael.
00:33:30Do you have a Mother's Day present for me?
00:33:33He sure does.
00:33:34But I want mine first.
00:33:37Mama, we need to talk.
00:33:39About what?
00:33:39About the way you talk to people.
00:33:42I mean, sometimes you can be a little too honest.
00:33:46Mmm.
00:33:51Sorry.
00:33:52Go on.
00:33:54It's just, you don't realize how things sound
00:33:56when they're coming out of your mouth.
00:33:58I know what you mean well.
00:33:59Oh.
00:34:00I'm getting to it.
00:34:01No, no, no.
00:34:02I love where this is going.
00:34:04It's just that, Mama,
00:34:06sometimes when you're talking to Susan...
00:34:07Susan, you look a little pale.
00:34:09Are you okay?
00:34:10Oh, she's fine.
00:34:12And I wish you'd cut it out.
00:34:13No, I'm not trying to...
00:34:14Susan, are you going into labor?
00:34:18For real?
00:34:19Maybe.
00:34:19Who cares?
00:34:20Let her have it.
00:34:21Okay, okay.
00:34:22Mama, you've got to stop taking pot shots at Susan.
00:34:24She's my wife, and I love her,
00:34:26and I can't have you upsetting her.
00:34:28Sweetheart, I am deeply sorry and mortified.
00:34:32If I've caused you any distress,
00:34:34I never meant to hurt your feelings.
00:34:36Apology accepted.
00:34:38Let's go.
00:34:38Whew.
00:34:44Happy Mother's Day!
00:34:47Oh.
00:34:48Oh, my gosh.
00:34:49That is so sweet.
00:34:52Thank you so much.
00:34:54We're going to go get your present.
00:34:55Yeah.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:57I hope you like turtles.
00:35:01So...
00:35:02You know Kayla?
00:35:05Well, she's still pretty upset.
00:35:07Again, I know I crossed the line,
00:35:09and I'm so sorry.
00:35:10You know what?
00:35:11Let's not get into this.
00:35:12I'm just going to get angry all over again.
00:35:13Tom, if you had been there
00:35:14and heard what she said...
00:35:17It doesn't matter.
00:35:19You hit her.
00:35:21She's just a little girl.
00:35:23And now, thanks to you,
00:35:25she's a frightened little girl.
00:35:28Sorry to bother you, Dr. Dolan,
00:35:29but you said I could call any time.
00:35:33My mom.
00:35:35She hit me.
00:35:38No, it's not the first time.
00:35:40I was afraid to tell you
00:35:41because I knew what she would do
00:35:42if she found out.
00:35:43Please help me.
00:35:45I don't feel safe here.
00:35:48I have to go.
00:35:49She's coming.
00:35:50You said you wanted to talk to me,
00:35:55tell me things about mom?
00:35:57Sorry about the mess.
00:36:04Maid took the week off.
00:36:07You said you wanted to talk to me,
00:36:09tell me things about mom?
00:36:12You know what, kiddo?
00:36:13I had kind of a bad day yesterday.
00:36:15Sat around here drinking,
00:36:17feeling sorry for myself,
00:36:19and then I called you.
00:36:22That's okay.
00:36:23If you're feeling sad or whatever,
00:36:25you should always call me.
00:36:27None of this is your fault.
00:36:29I hope you know that.
00:36:29None of what?
00:36:31I tried so hard
00:36:33to let the past just be the past.
00:36:35I didn't want to bring up
00:36:36who did what to who or why.
00:36:38What did mom say to you?
00:36:40And it turns out
00:36:40I've been kidding myself
00:36:42all this time.
00:36:42This family that I've been fighting for,
00:36:44it just doesn't even
00:36:45exist.
00:36:50We don't need her.
00:36:51I'm fine with just you and me.
00:36:53I'm happy now.
00:36:58Ow!
00:36:59Dad, you're hurting me.
00:37:02Dad, what's the matter?
00:37:03You have to go.
00:37:10What's wrong?
00:37:11Did I do something?
00:37:12Get out of here!
00:37:13Now!
00:37:30Ellie, brunch is almost ready.
00:37:33This is going to be so hard.
00:37:35You can't think of her
00:37:36as your friend.
00:37:36Think of her as a drug dealer
00:37:37who could have gotten us
00:37:38into a lot of trouble.
00:37:39I'll try.
00:37:44Oh, shoot!
00:37:46I wanted to surprise you.
00:37:48What's this?
00:37:49Well, you know,
00:37:50it's Mother's Day
00:37:51and I have kind of
00:37:53a crappy relationship
00:37:54with my mom,
00:37:55so this is my way
00:37:57of saying thanks
00:37:58for being nicer to me
00:37:58than she ever was.
00:38:02Oh!
00:38:03Oh, honey.
00:38:08I'm glad I didn't get you
00:38:09the chocolates.
00:38:11Yes!
00:38:13No, Travers.
00:38:14No, I decided
00:38:15spending Mother's Day
00:38:16with you was more important
00:38:17than spending time
00:38:18showing people stupid houses.
00:38:22Oh, I love you too, sweetheart.
00:38:25Actually, I think Mommy's
00:38:26going to be spending
00:38:27a lot more time with you
00:38:28from now on.
00:38:28But we'll talk about
00:38:30that when I get there, okay?
00:38:32I love you, baby.
00:38:33I'll see you soon.
00:38:33It happens the second Sunday
00:38:44of every May.
00:38:46We celebrate the women
00:38:48who give us life
00:38:49and so much more.
00:38:51The ones who protect us
00:38:56at all costs.
00:39:00Who have the courage
00:39:01to fight those
00:39:02who would do us harm.
00:39:06Who put our happiness
00:39:08ahead of their own.
00:39:10But mostly,
00:39:14we celebrate
00:39:15a mother's love.
00:39:17Which is constant,
00:39:19eternal,
00:39:21and there
00:39:21from the very beginning.
00:39:23Adam was finished
00:39:33with Catherine.
00:39:35Please get rid of that gum.
00:39:36But Dylan's father
00:39:37came back.
00:39:39Bye, sweetheart.
00:39:39Bye, thank you.
00:39:40I tricked you
00:39:41into thinking Dylan
00:39:42was yours.
00:39:43I finished that DNA
00:39:44you wanted
00:39:44and your suspect's
00:39:45not related to the victim
00:39:46at all.
00:39:47Gabby and Carlos
00:39:48were forced to go
00:39:49to the police.
00:39:50Are you sure
00:39:50it was cocaine?
00:39:51Carlos, I was a fashion
00:39:52model in the 90s.
00:39:53I know cocaine.
00:39:54Just give me
00:39:54what I want.
00:39:55And Lynette
00:39:56Or you're not gonna
00:39:57like what happens.
00:39:58Was pushed
00:39:59to her breaking point.
00:40:04Coffee mugs
00:40:05to the contrary.
00:40:07Lynette Scavo
00:40:08knew that she was
00:40:08not the world's
00:40:09greatest mother.
00:40:12In fact,
00:40:12when it came
00:40:13to parenting,
00:40:14Lynette had done
00:40:15many things
00:40:15she was not proud of.
00:40:19Like the time
00:40:20when she offered
00:40:20Parker cash
00:40:21if he agreed
00:40:22to eat all
00:40:23of his spinach.
00:40:25Or when she told
00:40:26the twins
00:40:26there was treasure
00:40:27buried beneath
00:40:28the weeds.
00:40:30Or when she gave
00:40:31her kids
00:40:32a little extra
00:40:33cough syrup
00:40:33so she could
00:40:34finish her novel.
00:40:37But despite
00:40:37these lapses,
00:40:40Lynette didn't
00:40:40think of herself
00:40:41as the worst
00:40:42mother in the world
00:40:43either.
00:40:44Until one
00:40:45horrible day.
00:40:46Since when
00:40:47do you make
00:40:48waffles?
00:40:48Well,
00:40:49Kayla loves
00:40:50waffles
00:40:50and since she
00:40:51and I have
00:40:51been having
00:40:52some problems
00:40:52lately,
00:40:53I wanted to
00:40:53do something
00:40:53nice for her.
00:40:55You tell Kayla
00:40:56her breakfast
00:40:57is ready.
00:40:59Hi,
00:41:00my name is
00:41:01Fern Parish.
00:41:01This is my
00:41:02colleague,
00:41:02Irene Sommers.
00:41:03We're from
00:41:04CPS.
00:41:05Oh,
00:41:05one sec.
00:41:06Preston,
00:41:06you might want
00:41:07to stop dropping
00:41:07your waffle
00:41:08on the floor
00:41:08because I'm
00:41:08still going
00:41:09to make you
00:41:09eat it.
00:41:11So,
00:41:12what's
00:41:12CPS?
00:41:14Children's
00:41:14Protective
00:41:15Services.
00:41:17For what it's
00:41:17worth,
00:41:18I keep my
00:41:18floors incredibly
00:41:19clean.
00:41:19Mrs. Scavo,
00:41:20we recently
00:41:21received a report
00:41:22of some abuse
00:41:22in your home.
00:41:23Abuse?
00:41:24That's ridiculous.
00:41:25Well,
00:41:26we got a call
00:41:27from a doctor,
00:41:27Joshua Dolan.
00:41:29It seems he was
00:41:29contacted by your
00:41:30daughter, Kayla,
00:41:31who says you
00:41:32hit her.
00:41:33Repeatedly.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:37First,
00:41:38I'm not that
00:41:38kind of mom.
00:41:39And second,
00:41:41Kayla has a
00:41:42tendency to
00:41:42exaggerate.
00:41:44We also have
00:41:45a security tape
00:41:46from a clothing
00:41:46store.
00:41:47It shows you
00:41:48slapping a young
00:41:48girl across the
00:41:49face.
00:41:50We're assuming
00:41:51that's Kayla.
00:41:57Have a seat.
00:41:58I'll be with you
00:41:59in a second.
00:42:03Yes.
00:42:04Lynette Scavo
00:42:05was not the
00:42:06world's greatest
00:42:07mother.
00:42:07mother, but in
00:42:09her heart, she
00:42:10knew she had
00:42:11done the best
00:42:12she could, given
00:42:15what she had to
00:42:17work with.
00:42:18Lynette, it's how
00:42:33the French describe
00:42:34a pretty one.
00:42:36Catherine, coined
00:42:38by the ancient
00:42:39Greeks, it denotes
00:42:40purity.
00:42:41Gabrielle, a Hebrew
00:42:44word meaning God
00:42:45is my strength.
00:42:49Bree, it's an
00:42:50Irish name that
00:42:51means power.
00:42:54Indeed, every name
00:42:57has a single
00:42:57specific meaning,
00:42:59which is why parents
00:43:03have trouble choosing
00:43:04one, for someone who
00:43:06means everything to
00:43:08them.
00:43:08What about Phillip?
00:43:09I like Phillip.
00:43:10Oh, I know you do.
00:43:12I don't.
00:43:13Neither does the
00:43:13baby.
00:43:14Phillip?
00:43:15Oh, Phil.
00:43:16See, nothing.
00:43:17Not even a burp.
00:43:18Here's a thought.
00:43:20How about Nathaniel?
00:43:22All right, this is the
00:43:22fourth time you've tried
00:43:23to sneak Nathaniel past
00:43:24me.
00:43:25I'm putting Peyton back
00:43:25on the table.
00:43:26I am not naming my son
00:43:27after a quarterback.
00:43:30All right, here's the
00:43:31rest of my list.
00:43:32Lucas?
00:43:33Sounds like mucus.
00:43:35Mitchum?
00:43:35Like the deodorant?
00:43:37Unitis?
00:43:37Oh, give me that.
00:43:40Well, we need new
00:43:41inspiration.
00:43:44Oh, Riley.
00:43:47I like it.
00:43:48Who is he?
00:43:48He's a guy who
00:43:49killed Sixth and
00:43:52Self.
00:43:52Well, I give up.
00:43:57He's not going to get
00:43:57a name.
00:43:58When we want him to
00:43:59come, we'll just
00:43:59whistle and say,
00:44:00here, boy.
00:44:01Dr. Connor.
00:44:02Paging Dr. Connor.
00:44:04Please call his name.
00:44:05Connor.
00:44:06I love it.
00:44:08Me, too.
00:44:10Oh, you finally
00:44:11have a name.
00:44:13Dr. Connor Delfino.
00:44:18Oh, hey.
00:44:19I'm going off to
00:44:20the mall.
00:44:20You want to come
00:44:21with?
00:44:21Oh, no thanks.
00:44:23I've got to make sure
00:44:23my handyman gets
00:44:24his wiring done.
00:44:25He screwed it up
00:44:26the last time.
00:44:27You realize we
00:44:28could have had a fire?
00:44:29Sorry, Mrs. Solis.
00:44:32All right, then.
00:44:32See you later.
00:44:39And she's gone.
00:44:41Great.
00:44:42Let's break into
00:44:43her room.
00:44:47As soon as I finish
00:44:48this, I'll start
00:44:49placing bugs in the
00:44:50other rooms.
00:44:51Well, isn't her room
00:44:51enough?
00:44:52She has a prepaid cell
00:44:53phone, so we can't
00:44:54tap it.
00:44:55Our only hope of
00:44:55nailing her supplier is
00:44:57to record every
00:44:57conversation she has in
00:44:58this house.
00:44:59Well, how long is that
00:45:00going to take?
00:45:00We got a tip that
00:45:01she's expecting a
00:45:02delivery this week.
00:45:03So it won't be long
00:45:04before Miss Leonard
00:45:05learns the joys of a
00:45:06little girl-on-girl
00:45:06action in prison
00:45:07shower.
00:45:09Okay, first of all,
00:45:10you're a pig.
00:45:11Second of all, don't say
00:45:12things like that.
00:45:12Ellie's my friend.
00:45:13Yeah, well, your
00:45:14friend is a drug dealer,
00:45:15i.e., scum.
00:45:17Hey, you don't even
00:45:18know her.
00:45:19Okay, yes, she's made
00:45:20some bad choices, but
00:45:22deep down, she's a good
00:45:23person.
00:45:23Yeah, well, deep down,
00:45:24I hope she rots in
00:45:25jail.
00:45:25Okay, when this thing
00:45:26is over, let's not do
00:45:27the whole Christmas card
00:45:28thing.
00:45:31Is that Jasmine?
00:45:32No, he's at
00:45:32brown school.
00:45:39Gabby?
00:45:40Oh, Ellie!
00:45:42Hey!
00:45:43What the hell are you
00:45:43doing in my room?
00:45:44We weren't expecting
00:45:45you back so soon.
00:45:46I forgot my wallet
00:45:47again.
00:45:48What the hell are you
00:45:48doing in my room?
00:45:49Well, we needed some
00:45:50privacy.
00:45:51See, Roy and I are
00:45:52lovers.
00:45:55You're having an affair
00:45:56with your handyman?
00:45:56I know.
00:45:57It's crazy.
00:45:58You wouldn't believe
00:45:59the passion.
00:46:00I mean, I was
00:46:01powerless to resist.
00:46:04Just get out of my
00:46:05room.
00:46:06Okay, okay, we're
00:46:07going.
00:46:11Lots of people do
00:46:19missionary work, but
00:46:20few have the guts to
00:46:21smuggle Bibles into
00:46:22North Korea.
00:46:23It is my distinct
00:46:24pleasure to welcome
00:46:24back, after four
00:46:25long years, Reverend
00:46:27Michael Green.
00:46:32Thank you for that
00:46:33glorious introduction,
00:46:34Joe.
00:46:35Well, it's good to be
00:46:36back.
00:46:36Now, if you'll all
00:46:37please stand and offer
00:46:38each other the Lord's
00:46:39peace.
00:46:45Peace be with you,
00:46:46Bree.
00:46:47I reject your peace
00:46:48and I demand you
00:46:48stop stalking me.
00:46:50I'm doing no such
00:46:51thing.
00:46:51Really?
00:46:52So I just happened
00:46:53to run into you at
00:46:53the dry cleaner, the
00:46:54greengrocer, the
00:46:55post-op?
00:46:55We shared a life
00:46:56together.
00:46:56It's only natural we'd
00:46:57frequent the same
00:46:58places.
00:46:58Oh, please.
00:46:59I saw you at my
00:46:59nail salon.
00:47:00There's nothing in
00:47:01the Bible that says a
00:47:01man can enjoy a nice
00:47:02pedicure.
00:47:04Orson, hear me when
00:47:05I say this.
00:47:05It's over.
00:47:06You have done
00:47:08unconscionable things
00:47:09for which I can never
00:47:10forgive you.
00:47:11And no amount of
00:47:11flitting about in my
00:47:12peripheral vision is
00:47:13going to change that.
00:47:14But there must be
00:47:14something I can do.
00:47:16You know I've repented.
00:47:17Bree, we can get past
00:47:18this.
00:47:19I know no such
00:47:19thing.
00:47:19Now be quiet.
00:47:20I'm still talking to
00:47:21you.
00:47:21Bree, so nice to see
00:47:24you again.
00:47:25Peace be with you.
00:47:26And also with you.
00:47:27Do not give this man
00:47:28peace.
00:47:34You shouldn't keep
00:47:35your doors on lock
00:47:36yet.
00:47:36Why do you think
00:47:39they call them crimes
00:47:40of opportunity?
00:47:43What do you want?
00:47:47Dylan used to have a
00:47:48big old scar right
00:47:50here, and now it's
00:47:51gone.
00:47:52I'm just curious how
00:47:55you would explain
00:47:55that.
00:47:58Never too early to
00:47:59start drinking, is it?
00:48:00She fell off her
00:48:01bike.
00:48:02Eleven stitches, I
00:48:03remember.
00:48:03I took her to a
00:48:08plastic surgeon in
00:48:09Chicago, because I
00:48:10didn't want her to
00:48:11feel self-conscious.
00:48:12Well, that's pretty
00:48:13convenient.
00:48:15What are you
00:48:15suggesting, Wayne?
00:48:17Something's not right.
00:48:18I felt it from the
00:48:19moment that I laid
00:48:20eyes on her.
00:48:21I just don't see
00:48:22myself in her.
00:48:23At all.
00:48:24I told you.
00:48:26She's not yours.
00:48:26Yeah, but I don't see
00:48:28you in her either.
00:48:31So, let's just settle
00:48:34this once and for all.
00:48:35Take a DNA test.
00:48:37All I need is one
00:48:38strand of hair.
00:48:39Knock, knock.
00:48:40Is this a bad time?
00:48:41No, not at all.
00:48:43Great, because we are
00:48:44here to throw ourselves
00:48:46on your mercy.
00:48:47We are having a
00:48:48commitment ceremony in
00:48:48five days, and our
00:48:49caterer just canceled.
00:48:50We know it's short
00:48:51notice.
00:48:51Totally understand if
00:48:52you say no.
00:48:53Nonsense.
00:48:54I'd love to do it.
00:48:55Why don't you have a
00:48:56seat?
00:48:56We'll talk details.
00:48:59I'm sorry.
00:49:00If you're busy, we
00:49:01can come back later.
00:49:02No.
00:49:02No, it's okay.
00:49:03You stay.
00:49:05I'll come back later.
00:49:06Lynette, I'm sorry.
00:49:12When I'm told about a
00:49:12suspected case of
00:49:13child abuse, I am bound
00:49:15by law to report it.
00:49:16Okay, so what happens
00:49:17now?
00:49:18I'm just trying to help
00:49:19CPS finish their
00:49:20investigation.
00:49:21They'll interview your
00:49:22kids, their teachers,
00:49:24possibly some of your
00:49:25neighbors.
00:49:25My neighbors?
00:49:26God, I could strangle
00:49:28that girl.
00:49:28Honey, I don't want to
00:49:30stop saying things like
00:49:30that.
00:49:31Look, for the next few
00:49:32days, let Tom handle
00:49:34the kids.
00:49:35Any other problems
00:49:35between you and Kayla
00:49:36could jeopardize
00:49:37custody of all your
00:49:39children.
00:49:39Wait, they could
00:49:41take my children?
00:49:42No one's taking
00:49:43anyone.
00:49:43You have got to be
00:49:44kidding me.
00:49:45This is all a big
00:49:45misunderstanding.
00:49:46I'm sure that we can
00:49:47work this out.
00:49:48So what do I need to
00:49:49do to keep my kids?
00:49:50Well, there are a lot
00:49:52of things you can do.
00:49:53First, no physical
00:49:54discipline.
00:50:05Bob liked the idea of
00:50:15the onion and white
00:50:16asparagus tart.
00:50:17Wonderful, with a little
00:50:18goat cheese.
00:50:19Oh, and Lee asked for
00:50:20stuffed mushrooms.
00:50:22Those with roasted green
00:50:24beans as our side dishes.
00:50:27Nice, tight grouping.
00:50:29You are not rusty at all.
00:50:31Felt good.
00:50:32Well, that was like a
00:50:34trip to the range.
00:50:35Is there any particular
00:50:36reason we came here for
00:50:37party planning?
00:50:37Well, without him gone,
00:50:39I've just been feeling a
00:50:40little uneasy lately.
00:50:42It's funny how having a
00:50:43man in the house can make
00:50:43you feel safer no matter
00:50:44how retiring or easily
00:50:46spooked he might be.
00:50:47That's true.
00:50:48I just need to feel that
00:50:49if an intruder broke in,
00:50:51I can take care of it.
00:50:53Effectively.
00:50:53You really want to be
00:50:55effective?
00:50:57Try hollow points.
00:50:58These rounds you've got,
00:50:59punch straight through.
00:51:01But a hollow point blooms
00:51:02on impact, cuts the body
00:51:04to shreds from the inside.
00:51:08It's not exactly like
00:51:10what I need.
00:51:13Now, let's talk desserts.
00:51:16I just got a call from my
00:51:24mom.
00:51:25My grandpa died.
00:51:26Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:51:29I know how much you
00:51:30loved him.
00:51:32Actually, I've been
00:51:33thinking about it.
00:51:34I know we settled on
00:51:35Connor, but I'd like to
00:51:37name our son after my
00:51:38grandfather.
00:51:40Oh.
00:51:41Well, yeah.
00:51:42Connor's just a name we
00:51:45picked out of thin air.
00:51:46This would mean something.
00:51:48So you're okay with this?
00:51:50I think it's a beautiful
00:51:51way to honor your
00:51:51grandfather.
00:51:53I mean, James wouldn't
00:51:53be my first choice, but
00:51:55it's a good, solid name.
00:51:57No, Grandpa James is
00:51:57my dad's dad.
00:51:58This is my mom's.
00:51:59Maynard.
00:52:01Oh, right.
00:52:03Maynard.
00:52:06Oh, that's awful that he
00:52:08died.
00:52:09Why did we think of this
00:52:09before?
00:52:10It's such a beautiful,
00:52:11southern name.
00:52:12Oh, and rare, really
00:52:15rare.
00:52:16And you're right.
00:52:16It's a great way to
00:52:18honor my grandfather.
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:20I said that, didn't I?
00:52:23Oh, shoot.
00:52:24We can't do it.
00:52:25Isn't your Grandpa James
00:52:26significantly older than
00:52:27Grandpa Maynard?
00:52:28Shouldn't we honor him
00:52:29first?
00:52:29But Grandpa James
00:52:30isn't dead.
00:52:32You sure?
00:52:33It's worth a phone call.
00:52:34Actually, I've got a
00:52:35cousin who's named after
00:52:36him already, so we're
00:52:36covered.
00:52:38Thank you, Susan.
00:52:40This really means a lot.
00:52:42I'm going to go call
00:52:42my mom.
00:52:45Oh.
00:52:47Forgive me.
00:52:50Don't look at me like
00:52:50that.
00:52:51His grandfather just
00:52:51died.
00:52:56Hey, lunch is almost
00:52:57ready.
00:52:58I'm making your
00:52:58favorite.
00:52:59Take it you're still
00:53:05mad at me.
00:53:05Well, yeah.
00:53:06I just don't get why
00:53:07you broke into my room.
00:53:09Well, I couldn't risk
00:53:10doing it in my room.
00:53:11Ever since Carlos went
00:53:12blind, he's developed a
00:53:13strong sense of smell.
00:53:15I don't know if you
00:53:15happen to catch a whiff
00:53:16of Roy, but that is one
00:53:17telltale odor.
00:53:18That's another thing,
00:53:20you know?
00:53:20What do you see in that
00:53:21guy?
00:53:24Uh, no.
00:53:24He's a handyman.
00:53:27He knows how to get in
00:53:29there and make stuff
00:53:30work.
00:53:32But he's a zero, and
00:53:33Carlos is so fantastic.
00:53:35Don't you love him?
00:53:37Of course I do.
00:53:38Carlos Elise is the love
00:53:39of my life.
00:53:43But, you know, sometimes
00:53:45you get bored, and a big,
00:53:47greasy, disgusting handyman
00:53:49really hits the spot.
00:54:05Adam, what the?
00:54:07You scared me half to death.
00:54:08Sorry.
00:54:09I let myself in.
00:54:12Why?
00:54:14Dylan told me Wayne's back.
00:54:16Why didn't you call me?
00:54:17Because I'm handling it.
00:54:18Yeah, she told me about
00:54:19the shooting range, too.
00:54:20You sure that's the best
00:54:21way to handle it?
00:54:21Adam, you made it very
00:54:23clear that you were
00:54:24done with me.
00:54:25But I'm not done with
00:54:25Dylan, and if Wayne's
00:54:27back, then I'm going to
00:54:27protect her.
00:54:28So maybe I should pay him
00:54:29a little visit, scare him
00:54:31off.
00:54:32If you'd ever met Wayne,
00:54:34you'd know better.
00:54:37Well, then let's get
00:54:38Dylan out of town.
00:54:39I tried.
00:54:39She said she's not
00:54:40leaving.
00:54:43Well, I...
00:54:44I promised her a trip
00:54:46for graduation, just the
00:54:47three of us.
00:54:47I mean, where she
00:54:48wanted to go.
00:54:51Okay.
00:54:52But what happens when
00:54:53the trip's over?
00:54:54Won't we just be at
00:54:55square one again?
00:54:56Not if we don't come
00:54:57back.
00:55:02Oh, Susan, he's
00:55:03adorable.
00:55:04He's so precious.
00:55:05So it's been two days
00:55:06now.
00:55:06Did you and Mike
00:55:07finally land on a name?
00:55:10Maynard.
00:55:10Maynard?
00:55:17Maynard?
00:55:19Wow, interesting.
00:55:20That's a very distinct ring.
00:55:22Okay, drop the act, ladies.
00:55:23I hate it, too.
00:55:24Mike insisted that we name
00:55:25him after his dead
00:55:26grandfather.
00:55:27How did he die?
00:55:28Was he beaten to death
00:55:28because his name was
00:55:29Maynard?
00:55:30I know.
00:55:30It's terrible.
00:55:31But I can't change it now.
00:55:32Mike was so emotional about
00:55:33it.
00:55:34Well, then appeal to a
00:55:35sense of reason, because
00:55:36the name Maynard doesn't go
00:55:37with the name Delfino.
00:55:38One is German and the
00:55:40other is Italian, and we
00:55:40all know what happens when
00:55:41those folks get together.
00:55:42Well, I'm not sure that
00:55:43the World War II argument
00:55:45is going to fly.
00:55:45Come on, you have to do
00:55:46something.
00:55:47I mean, that name is
00:55:47practically abusive.
00:55:48Yeah, think about your
00:55:49son.
00:55:50People live up to the
00:55:51names you're given.
00:55:51If my parents hadn't
00:55:52named me Gabrielle, who
00:55:53knows if I'd be this
00:55:54pretty.
00:55:55I guess that's why they
00:55:56didn't name you
00:55:56Einstein.
00:55:57So sarcastic.
00:55:58But what would you
00:55:58expect from a Lynette?
00:56:00What?
00:56:00If your name is
00:56:01Francesca, you wouldn't
00:56:02have time for sarcasm.
00:56:03You'd be too busy
00:56:03having sex on a Vespa.
00:56:05You're right.
00:56:06My son's future is at
00:56:08stake.
00:56:08I have to do something.
00:56:10Maybe not.
00:56:10We call Gabrielle Gabby.
00:56:12I mean, perhaps there's
00:56:12a shortened version of
00:56:13Maynard you could live
00:56:14with.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Which says kick my ass
00:56:17less?
00:56:18May or nerd?
00:56:27What's going on?
00:56:28Lynette Stavon
00:56:29placed you under arrest.
00:56:30What?
00:56:31Why?
00:56:31For what?
00:56:32Kayla showed us the
00:56:33burn mark on her arm.
00:56:34Burn mark.
00:56:35What's burn mark?
00:56:36You see, she doesn't
00:56:37know anything about
00:56:37this.
00:56:37Now, please, if we could
00:56:38just go back and talk
00:56:39about this.
00:56:39Enough.
00:56:40Ma'am, you're going to
00:56:40have to come with us.
00:56:41Oh, come on.
00:56:42Okay, you know what?
00:56:43I'm going to go call
00:56:43the attorney.
00:56:44Okay, look, look.
00:56:45I will come with you.
00:56:46Please, just don't
00:56:47handcuff me in front of
00:56:48my children.
00:56:48Well, you should have
00:56:49thought of that before
00:56:50you hurt one of them.
00:56:52Lynette Stavon, you have
00:56:53the right to remain silent.
00:56:54If you give up that
00:56:54right, anything you say
00:56:55can and will be used
00:56:56against you in a court
00:56:57of law.
00:56:57You have the right to
00:56:58have an attorney present
00:56:59drink questioning.
00:57:00If you do not have one,
00:57:01we will appoint one for
00:57:02you.
00:57:09Well, I'd be delighted
00:57:11to speak to them, Brie.
00:57:12Perhaps I can tell them
00:57:13the story about the time
00:57:14I evaded the North Korean
00:57:16border patrol by hiding
00:57:17in a pile of oxen dung.
00:57:20They'll love that.
00:57:21This is going to be the
00:57:22best senior's brunch ever.
00:57:24I'm so glad you're back.
00:57:26Between you and me,
00:57:27Reverend Sykes tended to
00:57:28pander to the congregation's
00:57:30progressive element.
00:57:31I prefer your more
00:57:32muscular brand of
00:57:33Christianity.
00:57:35Thank you, Brie.
00:57:36I thought of you also.
00:57:39I'm so sorry to hear
00:57:40about Rex's passing,
00:57:42but I understand that
00:57:43you remarried.
00:57:44I did, but I'm afraid
00:57:46it hasn't worked out.
00:57:48It's been rough.
00:57:49For what it's worth,
00:57:50I know how you feel.
00:57:51When Carolyn left me,
00:57:54the loneliness was
00:57:55crippling.
00:57:56I didn't know she left
00:57:57you.
00:57:57Yes, for our Korean
00:58:00grocer.
00:58:01I'll tell you,
00:58:02sometimes this merciful
00:58:04god of ours has one
00:58:05sick sense of humor.
00:58:08Cartman, table for
00:58:09fourths and thirty.
00:58:10See you then.
00:58:12Table for one?
00:58:12Yes.
00:58:13Scott, move.
00:58:16Is everything all right?
00:58:17Oh, this is a bit
00:58:18awkward, but my soon-to-be
00:58:19ex just walked in.
00:58:20He's been following me
00:58:21everywhere.
00:58:22Eight, eight, thirty,
00:58:23p.m.
00:58:24Would you mind terribly
00:58:25if I took your hand?
00:58:26Maybe that way he'll
00:58:27finally get the idea
00:58:28that I've moved on.
00:58:31My hand is at your
00:58:32service.
00:58:34Right this way, sir.
00:58:36Will you be needing a
00:58:37wine list?
00:58:41Actually, I think I'll be
00:58:44needing a new restaurant.
00:58:45Thank you for that.
00:58:53It was my pleasure.
00:58:56The bail bondsman said he has
00:58:58to run a credit check, then
00:58:59he'll wire the money, so
00:59:00after you've been
00:59:01processed, you can leave.
00:59:03And go where?
00:59:04I can't get within 500 feet
00:59:06of my children.
00:59:08Are you not up to speed on
00:59:09the people versus
00:59:10Lynette Scavo?
00:59:11We'll figure something out.
00:59:13Mrs. Scavo, it's time to go.
00:59:15No, you'll figure something
00:59:17out.
00:59:17I have to go back to myself.
00:59:18Honey, I am so sorry about
00:59:20this.
00:59:20Look, just hang in there.
00:59:22It's only going to be a
00:59:23couple more hours at the
00:59:24most.
00:59:27How can you talk like that?
00:59:29What else has to happen for
00:59:30you to get what's going on
00:59:32here?
00:59:32I do get it, but Kayla's my
00:59:35daughter, so I'm trying to
00:59:36deal with this in a way that
00:59:37protects our family.
00:59:38No, you are trying to stay
00:59:40on the fence while I fight to
00:59:41stop Kayla from destroying
00:59:43us.
00:59:43But look around you, Tom.
00:59:45Look where I am.
00:59:46You have got to do something
00:59:48now.
00:59:49Fix this.
00:59:50Well, thank you for a lovely
01:00:04evening, Brie.
01:00:06You know, it's funny.
01:00:07I don't think I'll be able to
01:00:08look at you as just another
01:00:09parishioner anymore.
01:00:12Oh, now we mustn't play
01:00:13favorites, although I will take
01:00:14that as a compliment.
01:00:15We'll take this as a compliment
01:00:17as well.
01:00:18Your eyes glimmer like the
01:00:20Yalu River on a moonlit
01:00:22night.
01:00:24Oh, how, um, colorfully put.
01:00:28Nononorwane.
01:00:30What does that mean?
01:00:31I want you.
01:00:33Restaurant Green!
01:00:35When you took my hand in that
01:00:36restaurant, I could feel the
01:00:37electricity, and I know you
01:00:38felt it, too.
01:00:39I told you I was only trying
01:00:40to send a message to my ex.
01:00:41Oh, please.
01:00:42There's always been sexual
01:00:43tension between us.
01:00:44Ever since Palm Sunday, 1996,
01:00:47when we both reached for the
01:00:48same frond.
01:00:49No!
01:00:50Brie, if I took no for an
01:00:52answer, Kung Wong province
01:00:53would still have 242 unsaved
01:00:56souls.
01:00:57No!
01:00:59Oh!
01:01:01Wow.
01:01:01Well, now you're sending out
01:01:03mixed signals.
01:01:04Then let me send you a clear
01:01:05one.
01:01:05I am not attracted to you.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:08Oh, nice.
01:01:09First you use me, then you
01:01:11reject me, now you're
01:01:12insulting me.
01:01:13Maybe you should go now.
01:01:14Mrs. Hodge.
01:01:15Reverend Green, please don't
01:01:16be upset.
01:01:17Mario!
01:01:17To the room!
01:01:18Kitchi-bei!
01:01:18Mario!
01:01:20Mario!
01:01:20What?
01:01:26Shoot.
01:01:27Ellie, can you help me for a
01:01:28sec?
01:01:31Sure, what's...
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:33I spilt my milk, again.
01:01:36Don't worry, I'll clean it
01:01:37up.
01:01:40God, I'm so sick of
01:01:41knocking crap over.
01:01:42I don't know how Gabby
01:01:43puts up with me.
01:01:44She's a saint.
01:01:47Yeah, well...
01:01:49Well, what?
01:01:58Hey, sweetie.
01:01:59Hey, whore.
01:02:01Excuse me?
01:02:03I know all about your affair
01:02:05with the handyman.
01:02:06Ellie told me everything.
01:02:07That little snitch.
01:02:11I can't believe she did
01:02:11that.
01:02:13Well, thanks for letting me
01:02:14know.
01:02:19Uh, hello?
01:02:21Are we even gonna talk about
01:02:22this?
01:02:23Yeah.
01:02:23The second that bitch gets
01:02:24home, I'm gonna let her have
01:02:25it.
01:02:26Well, you trust someone and
01:02:27they just betray you.
01:02:27It sucks, you know?
01:02:29Yeah, I know.
01:02:31Gabby, you cheated and you got
01:02:32caught.
01:02:33Now, will you please hand me a
01:02:34plate so I can smash it
01:02:35against the wall?
01:02:36Oh, you moron.
01:02:37There was no affair.
01:02:38That was the cop.
01:02:39Ellie caught us putting the bug
01:02:40in her room.
01:02:41That was just an excuse we used
01:02:42as a cover.
01:02:43And you expect me to believe
01:02:44that?
01:02:45I got news for you, Carlos.
01:02:46You're blind.
01:02:48You don't have a choice
01:02:49anymore.
01:02:49You have to believe what I
01:02:50tell you.
01:02:51Just like when I hand you the
01:02:52deodorant, you have to believe
01:02:53it's not oven cleaner.
01:02:54I know it's not fair.
01:02:55I know it gives me absolute
01:02:56power.
01:02:57But tough.
01:02:58You're screwed.
01:02:58Deal with it.
01:03:01Are we good?
01:03:01Okay.
01:03:07Now, please, I just lost a
01:03:08friend.
01:03:08Stop being so insensitive.
01:03:19Pastor Joe, I noticed that
01:03:21there are no programs.
01:03:22Oh, yes.
01:03:22Reverend Green decided to
01:03:23change today's scripture
01:03:24reading.
01:03:24It's going to be Colossians
01:03:263, verse 5.
01:03:28Oh, he wants to talk about
01:03:30sexual promiscuity?
01:03:31It was a last-minute thing.
01:03:33He came in this morning
01:03:34muttering about some red-headed
01:03:35harlot in our midst who needs
01:03:37to be unmasked.
01:03:38I don't know.
01:03:39I was just so relieved he was
01:03:40off the Koreans and didn't ask
01:03:41questions.
01:03:43Excuse me a minute.
01:03:52Oh.
01:03:55Hello.
01:03:56Sorry, I know this is a bad
01:03:57time.
01:03:58Aren't you Brie Hodges'
01:03:59ex-husband?
01:04:00No, I'm her current husband.
01:04:02And I need to speak to you
01:04:03about today's sermon.
01:04:07They're a little late getting
01:04:08started.
01:04:09I know.
01:04:10And Reverend Green is usually
01:04:11such a sticklet for
01:04:12punctuality.
01:04:14Well, I don't mean to be rude,
01:04:16but I don't think my sermon is
01:04:18any of your business.
01:04:20Let me put it this way.
01:04:22If you say anything about Brie,
01:04:24you and I are going to have a
01:04:25problem.
01:04:26Well, I'm sorry you feel that
01:04:28way, but I think it's my duty
01:04:31as pastor to warn my flock when
01:04:33a temptress sits among us.
01:04:35Now, if you'll excuse me.
01:04:36What the hell's the matter with you?
01:04:41I'm not going to let you go out
01:04:42there and trash that good woman's
01:04:43name.
01:04:45Good woman.
01:04:46She led me on.
01:04:48Who are they talking about?
01:04:50She's a flame-haired Jezebel.
01:04:53You're insane.
01:04:54She is the most moral person I know.
01:04:56No idea.
01:04:57Will you please excuse me?
01:04:58Would a moral person lead a man on
01:04:58and then humiliate him?
01:04:59I don't care what she did to you.
01:05:01I am not going to let you publicly
01:05:03declare that Brie Hodge is a slut.
01:05:05Oh, dear Lord.
01:05:14Then again, I suppose I could
01:05:17preach about tolerance today.
01:05:20Orson.
01:05:23Orson.
01:05:26Hello, Maynard.
01:05:28I love you, Maynard.
01:05:31My sweet little
01:05:32Maymay.
01:05:34Maymy.
01:05:37Nerd.
01:05:53Hello.
01:05:54I need to change the name on my baby's
01:05:55birth certificate.
01:05:56Okay.
01:05:57Last name?
01:05:57Delfino.
01:05:58Maynard.
01:05:59Where's the father?
01:06:00You'll both need to sign this.
01:06:02Oh.
01:06:03Working.
01:06:04Busy, busy, busy.
01:06:05But he told me to tell you that he's
01:06:06totally cool with it.
01:06:08Well, I'm busy, busy, busy too.
01:06:10So when he's available, you can come on
01:06:12back and we'll make the change.
01:06:14Oh.
01:06:14Uh, okay.
01:06:17I'm just going to level with you.
01:06:21My husband picked the name, and I think it's horrible, and I know over time he's going to
01:06:26agree.
01:06:26I don't care.
01:06:28Rules are rules.
01:06:29You've got to help me out here.
01:06:30I'm just trying to protect my child.
01:06:32I don't want him to go through life saddled with the name Maynard.
01:06:34I don't see what the big deal is.
01:06:36Well, of course you don't.
01:06:38You're Vanessa.
01:06:39You went through life with a beautiful name.
01:06:41That's why you have such a crackerjack personality.
01:06:45I think we're done here.
01:06:49I have a couple of arrows to run.
01:06:51Will you cover for me?
01:06:52No problem.
01:06:52Thanks, Griselda.
01:07:00Griselda.
01:07:01That must have been a tough name to take out on the playground.
01:07:05Yeah.
01:07:06Actually, it was.
01:07:09We should talk.
01:07:16Hi.
01:07:16I'm here to check on Orson Hodge.
01:07:18An ambulance brought him in less than an hour ago.
01:07:20Are you family?
01:07:23I'm his wife.
01:07:24Well, he's going to be fine.
01:07:27There's no concussion, but the doctors do want to keep him here for a couple of hours.
01:07:31Should I tell him that you're here?
01:07:34No.
01:07:41That's all right.
01:07:42Let him rest.
01:07:47Please take excellent care of him.
01:07:50He's a good man.
01:07:51Gabby, can I talk to you?
01:08:01About how you snitched on me to Carlos?
01:08:03No thanks.
01:08:03I'm all caught up on that.
01:08:07I'm sorry.
01:08:08But I know from experience what cheating can do to people.
01:08:12Let me guess.
01:08:13This story ends with you throwing your boyfriend's varsity jacket in the lake.
01:08:17When I was 13, my dad caught my mom having an affair, and he walked out on us.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:30We had nothing.
01:08:32Okay?
01:08:32My mom went crazy, and I ended up on the street.
01:08:35To survive, I had to do a bunch of stuff that I'm not proud of.
01:08:40Oh, Ellie, I'm so sorry.
01:08:46I had no idea.
01:08:48What do we got here?
01:08:52That's our guy.
01:08:52The point is, the one bad decision can mess up a lot of lives.
01:08:59And I just don't want that to happen to you and Carlos.
01:09:03Because I love you guys.
01:09:16Yes?
01:09:17Supplier's coming your way.
01:09:18We're going to arrest them both.
01:09:19So get out of there now.
01:09:22Okay, bye.
01:09:26Anyway, I didn't mean to get into a whole thing.
01:09:29I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
01:09:31The cops are coming.
01:09:32Go!
01:09:33What?
01:09:38It's a sting.
01:09:39Go out the back now.
01:09:51Adam!
01:09:51Mom said you were coming tonight.
01:09:53Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
01:09:55So you better be on your A-game.
01:09:56Okay.
01:09:57And we're all going out to dinner afterwards.
01:09:59Adam wants to tell you about your graduation present.
01:10:01What?
01:10:02What is it?
01:10:02No, no, no.
01:10:03You gotta wait.
01:10:04But I'll give you a clue.
01:10:05I hope your passport's up to date.
01:10:07Yeah, no, it's okay, Andrew.
01:10:15You can, uh, you can just, you can finish it in the morning.
01:10:18Great.
01:10:19See ya.
01:10:20Bye.
01:10:24Need some help with that?
01:10:25I didn't think you liked puzzles.
01:10:27I'll give you a shot.
01:10:34I need to talk to you about Lynette.
01:10:39I'm sorry I had to call Dr. Dolan, Daddy.
01:10:42But she scares me.
01:10:43Yeah.
01:10:44You said that before.
01:10:46But here's the thing.
01:10:47They're going to let Lynette go soon.
01:10:49And when they do, you guys aren't going to be able to live in the same house anymore.
01:10:54You know that, right?
01:10:55So, where's she going to live?
01:10:59Like, in a hotel or something?
01:11:03She lives here, Kayla.
01:11:06With me and the boys and Penny.
01:11:08This is her home.
01:11:09But...
01:11:10But don't worry.
01:11:10We're going to find you a nice place to live.
01:11:14Daddy, I don't want to go anywhere.
01:11:16I want to stay here with you.
01:11:17I don't have a choice, Kayla.
01:11:19I need to keep you safe.
01:11:22But I made it all up.
01:11:25I lied about everything.
01:11:29I burned myself.
01:11:32And why would you do that, Kayla?
01:11:35I hate her.
01:11:36And it's so much better when it's just us.
01:11:45I see.
01:11:46And you'll explain all this to the police and Dr. Dolan and everybody, right?
01:11:50Yes, I promise.
01:11:52And then I can stay, right?
01:11:55No, sweetie, no.
01:11:58What you did was horrible.
01:12:00And I can't trust you anymore.
01:12:03Then I'm going to keep lying to everybody.
01:12:06You don't want that, do you?
01:12:07Did you get all that, Dr. Dolan?
01:12:15I'm going to go stretch my legs and check my service real quick.
01:12:36Okay, but intermission is only ten minutes.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:49Excuse me.
01:12:51Could you give me a hand?
01:12:52What's up?
01:12:53Nail in my tire.
01:12:54I've got to change it now because I need to leave after my daughter's solo.
01:12:57I'm catching a red eye.
01:12:58Yeah, sure.
01:12:59I can help.
01:12:59Oh, thanks.
01:13:00I'm right over here.
01:13:03Wow.
01:13:03This thing's really flat.
01:13:05Usually with a nail you get a slew leak.
01:13:07Yeah.
01:13:07I'm lucky you even made it here.
01:13:09Well, I got this.
01:13:10You grab the spare.
01:13:11My daughter's the one that plays the cello.
01:13:15Which one is your daughter?
01:13:17It's the other thing I need your help with.
01:13:39Oh, hi.
01:13:39Can you get all my toilet trays out of the bathroom?
01:13:46What are those?
01:13:48Well, it's cute, aren't they?
01:13:49It's a hospital tradition.
01:13:52Get them out of here now.
01:13:54Why?
01:13:55Because my husband is terrified of balloons.
01:13:59He was once molested by a clown.
01:14:01Oh, my gosh.
01:14:02Oh, I got it.
01:14:07What's going on?
01:14:09I'm sorry, sir.
01:14:11We didn't know about the clown.
01:14:14Why does that say Connor?
01:14:16Is that what it said?
01:14:18We had Maynard once printed up, but Mrs. Delfino went to the record, so...
01:14:22Susan?
01:14:26What's going on?
01:14:28Well, I hate the name Maynard.
01:14:31Really?
01:14:32I like that.
01:14:37I'm sorry.
01:14:38I...
01:14:38I just want our kid to have a great name.
01:14:44I don't think Maynard is great.
01:14:46You want to know what it is, great?
01:14:53No.
01:14:56My grandfather started the first integrated elementary school in Tennessee.
01:15:01You know what else is great?
01:15:03When my dad went to prison, the state wanted to put me in the system.
01:15:08My grandfather wouldn't let him.
01:15:09He took in my mom and me and sacrificed everything just to make sure we had a great life.
01:15:17Wow.
01:15:19I didn't know about that.
01:15:21Susan, I don't want to just give our son a name.
01:15:25I want to give him someone to live up to.
01:15:28You know what?
01:15:39Maynard.
01:15:42Let's hope he's worthy.
01:15:46That part's up to us.
01:15:52Well, that's all of her things.
01:15:55Well, we should probably get going.
01:15:57Mm-hmm.
01:15:59We found a hotel with a pool for tonight.
01:16:02Maybe you and Grandpa can go swimming.
01:16:10Sheila, can I talk to her for a sec?
01:16:15Honey, I know this is hard on you,
01:16:18but I'm going to come visit you at Grandpa and Grandma's
01:16:20all the time, so it's not like it's goodbye forever.
01:16:27Kayla?
01:16:31I'm sorry how everything turned out.
01:16:34No, you're not.
01:16:36Okay, then.
01:16:41I love you, baby.
01:16:46Have a safe trip.
01:16:57Daddy, I'm sorry.
01:17:10Daddy, I'm sorry, please.
01:17:12Daddy, please.
01:17:14Daddy, please.
01:17:17Daddy, please.
01:17:19Daddy, please.
01:17:21Daddy, please.
01:17:22Daddy, please.
01:17:28What's in a name?
01:17:31Do the labels we attach to people
01:17:34tell us everything we need to know?
01:17:37If we say she's just a child, does this mean she's truly innocent?
01:17:44Does calling her a drug dealer prove she's purely evil?
01:17:51Will a man known as preacher always practice what he preaches?
01:17:59Can a man branded a villain possess the qualities of a human?
01:18:06The truth is, a name can never really tell you who someone is.
01:18:24Who are you?
01:18:26Any more than it can tell you what they're capable of.
01:18:30I'm Wayne Davis.
01:18:33We're about to have some fun.