00:00I hate white people, I wanted to be born black, let's not exaggerate, racists, it's okay I'll say it.
00:17I can't stand animal rights activists, I said it, I can't stand them, because they attack people and they love animals,
00:24if they are animal rights activists they should take it out on animals, to take it out on people they should be personalists,
00:32Instead they love animals, but they don't understand that many of the animals they love are stupid.
00:40There I said it, animals are stupid, I don't care, that's a fact, I said it, I don't care, I'm saying it, they're stupid, I don't care.
00:54Have you ever seen a dog build a palace? That's stupid.
01:06Have you ever seen a dog drive a car? No, it's a person driving like a dog, but not a dog driving in person.
01:15Dogs are beautiful, sensitive, affectionate, whatever you want, but they are stupid.
01:20If you order him not to eat the couch cushions, he will eat them. Tell me if this guy is right.
01:24It's stupid.
01:27The other day, this one I'm with, who doesn't have a name, is called this, this one I'm with, is called this, is called this.
01:41This one, this one, she took me to a dog shelter, she took me, because we are that couple in the childless phase and fall back on a dog.
01:50She wants a dog, but what she wants isn't right for me.
01:57What breed of dog is it? The toy poodle.
02:02Where do they sell it? They sell it in toy stores.
02:06I told him, you buy it, but I'm not touching it.
02:08I don't carry that thing around.
02:11I would spend all day saying, why are you looking at me?
02:15I'm not gay, okay?
02:21We went to a kennel, we went.
02:23But only by looking.
02:25Because I don't even want a dog in the kennel.
02:28I don't want someone who has been abandoned.
02:30I'm not taking a traumatized person into my home.
02:34I already have my own traumas, I can't take home someone who looks like me.
02:39She asks me, but are we going to cure it? And how do you cure it?
02:42There is no such thing as a dog psychologist.
02:46A traumatized dog at home is of no use.
02:48Because if thieves enter, he doesn't attack them, he hides.
02:52So what's the point? Nothing.
02:55I told him, look at them, but we're not taking even one.
02:57Nothing.
03:00I was walking between the cages and there were these dogs staring at me.
03:04and they made a sad face.
03:06These hypocrites.
03:09One looked at me and with his gaze said
03:10take me, please, take me, please, take me.
03:13I walked over and said
03:14is that not what you want from me?
03:16Take it out on those reckless parents of yours.
03:18who have had sex without a condom.
03:21You don't have children if you can't support them, don't you?
03:23Don't you know?
03:25Do you have children and then abandon them?
03:27What kind of reasoning is this?
03:29Dogs are real bastards, not friends of man.
03:33They screw whoever they want and have children in the world
03:35without taking responsibility.
03:39Are you staying in this kennel now?
03:41Because as soon as you put the bird out of this cage
03:43you behave like the others.
03:46The kennels will never be empty if you think like this.
03:49Calm down.
03:51Locking yourself in the bathroom every now and then would be good for you too.
03:53We left.
03:57I traumatized them some more and we left.
04:02Now I'm buying myself a dog
04:04and I'll be his carer.
04:07He lies there, calm.
04:09When he has something to eat, he eats,
04:10when he has to take a shit he wants me to take him to take a shit.
04:12Who's going to take me to shit?
04:19And why did I have to bring the dog?
04:22Of course you are strange.
04:24All your life you take advantage of people to get something
04:27and then make sweets with a dog.
04:28I don't do these things.
04:31The dog can't go shit alone.
04:34You can't find anything to eat.
04:36I have to give him good food,
04:38I have to take him to the doctor if he's sick.
04:40If I'm sick, who's going to take me to the doctor?
04:42I'll have him come to your house, it's more convenient.
04:48Well, but the love that dogs can give you, no one else can give you.
04:51Of course, of course they wouldn't even treat you like shit.
04:54After you take him to poop, you feed him
04:56and you make him sleep all day on your bed
04:58Of course, I hate you too.
05:02Dogs have understood everything, dogs.
05:04We are the ones who didn't understand a thing.
05:07So stop treating animals like they're your children.
05:10because they are not children.
05:11If you spoil them too much, they take advantage of it.
05:14And you start hating them.
05:16That's why you abandon them.
05:18It's like in relationships.
05:20Less confidence.
05:21Also because spoiled dogs bark.
05:25Always.
05:26Always.
05:28Even if you tell them to stop, they bark.
05:32He sees you eating and barks.
05:33As soon as you go out, he barks.
05:34As soon as you come back, he barks.
05:36And it gets into your brain.
05:37Here, he'll drill it for you.
05:38If the dog is yours, you get used to it.
05:40But if it's someone else's, you hate it.
05:42But it is the master he must hate.
05:46Who doesn't know how to make it stop.
05:47Not that poor dog.
05:49Why the dog must dazzle.
05:52Because it has to communicate somehow.
05:55It's nature
05:56which gave it this unpleasant sound.
05:59It is expressed by always using the same note.
06:29Break my balls!
06:51It's as if I, to make a speech,
06:55I repeated in rotation
06:56Hear, hear, hear, hear, hear, hear, hear, hear, hear, hear.
07:19I'll give you the slip!
07:26It is said that the only thing missing from the dog is the ability to speak
07:42no, he has one, they should have given him at least two for variety
07:51I'm done
07:56no, he has one
08:26no, he has one, they should have given him at least two for variety
08:56no, he has one.
08:58no, he has one.
09:00no, he has one
09:02no, he has one
09:04no, he has one
09:06no, he has one
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