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00:00That's a shocking start!
00:10So long!
00:18Yep, that's it.
00:20Where's Tom?
00:22No!
00:30I hate you.
00:34Let me out of here!
00:46Welcome to Taskmaster. I won't mince my words when I say I'm Tom Gleeson and I'm the host.
00:51Now I will mince them. This is a delightful season of frivolities made ever so rich with gleeful performances by an enigmatic ensemble of entertainers draped before me.
01:01They are the dynamic Dave Hughes.
01:05The electric Emma Holland.
01:08The lyrical Lisa McCune.
01:10The winsome Mwaka.
01:13And the tenacious Tommy Little.
01:17Now I won't mince them. Tom Cashman is also here.
01:21Now I will mince them. Are you well Cashman?
01:27I'm not well.
01:29What's wrong little buddy?
01:30I remembered something very frustrating.
01:31Oh.
01:32I remembered I forgot to take my left leg out of a hokey pokey in 2006.
01:41I sorted it out though.
01:42You put your left leg in.
01:43Oh yeah.
01:44Yeah.
01:45You meant to take your left leg out.
01:46Oh.
01:47But why don't you shake it all about for it.
01:48And that, QZ, that's what it's all about.
01:52All right.
01:53Let's dive into the prize task.
01:54Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider to be the thing that most makes the Taskmaster reminisce about the good news.
01:58Oh, okay.
01:59Let's have a look.
02:00Lisa, what do you think I reminisce about?
02:02Well, I was hoping that a pair of roller skates might be something that...
02:03Oh.
02:04Oh, okay.
02:05Let's have a look.
02:06Oh.
02:07That's what it's all about.
02:08All right.
02:09Let's dive into the prize task.
02:11Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider to be the thing that most makes the Taskmaster reminisce about the good old days.
02:23Oh, okay.
02:24Let's have a look.
02:25Lisa, what do you think I reminisce about?
02:27Well, I was hoping that a pair of roller skates might be something that you would find enjoyable
02:35and wondered whether you would ever put a pair back on or if you've ever had any on at all.
02:40My older sisters did.
02:41Oh, okay.
02:42We're talking back in the 80s.
02:43Yes.
02:44But we lived on a farm.
02:45It's pretty hard to roller skate in a gravel driveway.
02:46Oh, okay.
02:47So it's actually quite a depressing memory for me.
02:50I'm sorry.
02:51Watching both my sisters on Christmas Day trying to roller skate on a gravel driveway.
02:56I'm terribly sorry about that.
02:58Actually, you've made me reminisce about their misery.
03:01It's actually quite good.
03:03Thanks for that.
03:05All right, Emma, what do you have?
03:08I've brought in donepazil, rivastigmine and galantamine.
03:12It's the combination of drugs that's most beneficial for early to middle stage dementia.
03:24But, you know, I thought they could, you know, help you keep your memory, you know, so you can reminisce.
03:28Oh, so I might need it in the future because I don't have dementia now.
03:31But if you start taking these now, you can prevent that and then in ten years you can reminisce about the good old days.
03:36Okay, I feel like I lost my mind during that.
03:38But anyway.
03:40Dave.
03:41This is, you're genuinely going to love this and I'm really excited for you to see this.
03:46And, yeah, so, um, have a look.
03:49Donkey Kong 2, man!
03:51Oh, yeah.
03:52You know what, you've made me think back to those beautiful days in the 80s, it was around Christmas.
04:00Yes.
04:01Yes.
04:02Yes, my brother got Donkey Kong for Christmas.
04:04Yeah.
04:05But he let me play it while I watched my sisters, disappointedly, trying to roller skate on a gravel driveway.
04:12Okay, I feel like I'm throbbing with nostalgia looking at that.
04:16Alright, Waka, what did you bring?
04:17Yes, uh, I bought a photo.
04:20I think a photo is the best thing, you know, to memory all the time.
04:26And this is, I found your old photo.
04:28That's me.
04:29And now we have a technology.
04:31AI.
04:32Some AI make photo moving.
04:35Yeah.
04:45Wow.
04:46I try.
04:48You know, that was back when I was in uni then and in that band playing drums and, you know, I did a lot of drugs.
04:54So it's how I remember it.
04:57It's how I remember it.
04:58Uh, Tommy, what do you think I would reminisce about?
05:01Ever since I've started in comedy, um, comedians that are older than me have referred to the good old days.
05:06And the thing they miss most from the good old days is cold hard cash.
05:11I always hear stories of getting paid in handshakes.
05:14Yeah.
05:15And things like that.
05:16I heard you guys talk in the corridor before.
05:18You said you had one year where you only cleared $4,000 with the tax office and you were driving in a new club sport, Tom.
05:25So...
05:26Yeah, absolutely.
05:27It was the good old days being paid in cash.
05:29Yes.
05:30I used to always like it.
05:31I don't get it.
05:32You paid cash, you still have to lodge the same amount with the ATO.
05:34You in...
05:39Yep.
05:40Yep.
05:41All right.
05:42I'm going to have to give Emma one.
05:43Okay.
05:44Because it sort of depressed me a little bit thinking about dementia.
05:46I'm going to give two points to Waka because even though it made me reminisce, it sort of made me think about my old ways.
05:53I'm going to give Lisa three points for the roller skates because it did remind me of a lovely time in my life when I saw my sisters struggle.
06:01And I'm going to give four points to Dave for Donkey Kong.
06:04It's a great game.
06:05Great game.
06:06But cash.
06:08The good old days.
06:10He paid in cash.
06:12Five points to Tommy.
06:13All right.
06:14It's time they start chasing the high scores proper.
06:17Yes, but to score high in this one, they'll need to score low.
06:20Oh, you look adorable.
06:34Oh, you look so Debra.
06:36You look very cool.
06:39Very fancy.
06:40That's the word you use.
06:41I feel like I'm underdressed for what is about to take place.
06:45If I have to hit something with a golf club, it's over for me.
06:53No.
06:54Play golf.
06:55I love golf.
06:56Official golf rules apply.
06:58Every time your ball is in motion.
07:00You must be talking aggressively to it.
07:02You have 12 minutes.
07:04You've got time to start now.
07:05Where's the hole?
07:06Hey, I can see the hole.
07:09Right.
07:10Let's play golf.
07:12You piece of shit.
07:14Keep going.
07:15That's actually the best golf shot I've ever done in my life.
07:17You piece of crap.
07:18Come on.
07:19Let's keep going.
07:20I hate your circumference.
07:21Go, you little red bugger.
07:26Yeah, go in the hole.
07:27I hate you.
07:28Oh no.
07:29I was about to have a rest.
07:30I needed an icy cold brewski.
07:31Predict the other contestants' score.
07:32You have a total of 32 shots to allocate.
07:33Lower score compared to average score predicted by your peers' wins.
07:47Your time starts now.
07:49I reckon Dave would probably be a golfer, so I'm going to say he probably got it in seven.
07:54I have played golf with Husey.
07:56Is he good?
07:57No.
07:58I played golf with Tommy and the only time he beat me on a hole was when he said,
08:02let's bet on this hole.
08:03He was hustling me.
08:04I can't imagine Lisa McCune being bad at anything, so let's give her four shots.
08:09I reckon Tommy might have been quite good, so I'm just going to say four.
08:12Give Walker 10.
08:14Emma's going to be 14.
08:17I will be better than Emma.
08:19Do you want to say it to the camera?
08:21Emma, I think I'm better than you and maybe more in the water.
08:27So is that just a rather complicated way of describing golf handicaps?
08:34Well, handicaps are based on your actual ability.
08:36These handicaps that they all now have are based on what the others reckon their ability is going to be.
08:41Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to have another look at them playing and we're going to see how close it was to the rest of the group's expectations.
08:49That's right.
08:50So Dave and Lisa, the average predicted scores, 5.75 shots.
08:53Tommy's predicted score, 6.25 shots.
08:56Waka's was 10.5.
08:58And Emma's, 11.75.
09:00Okay, let's tee off, Lisa Tom.
09:03Call it the 2nd of August 1990 because we're about to kick off the golf war.
09:09With Waka, Emma and Lisa.
09:12I have no idea but I'm going to use this.
09:14I think one of these, like that's a putter and that's a driver.
09:17Okay.
09:20That counts as a shot.
09:21Does it?
09:22Yep.
09:23No, I didn't even hit it.
09:24Official golf rules apply.
09:25You suck and I hate your outfit.
09:26The aggressive talking starts after the ball's in motion.
09:28I hate the outfit.
09:29I hate your little red outfit.
09:33Was that an attempt?
09:34Practice.
09:35Did you promise me?
09:36Yeah.
09:38That's another practice?
09:39It's practice.
09:42One shot.
09:44Go, you bugger!
09:47Go, go, go!
09:48No, go!
09:49Go straight!
09:51Oh, no.
09:52That counts as a shot.
09:53That counts as well.
09:54Where is it?
09:55Speak aggressively.
09:56Oh, you go, you bugger!
09:57Where have you gone?
09:58I forgot to speak aggressively because I didn't know where it went.
10:00Go, go!
10:01I try to be aggressive but I don't have time to be aggressive.
10:02Do you want to practice?
10:03Yeah.
10:04No!
10:05You mustn't do that!
10:06I don't want to say, I can't swear at a golf ball.
10:08Okay.
10:09It's more fun.
10:10It's more fun.
10:11It's more fun.
10:12It's more fun.
10:13It's more fun.
10:14It's more fun.
10:15It's more fun.
10:16It's more fun.
10:17It's more fun.
10:18It's more fun.
10:19It's more fun.
10:20It's more fun.
10:21I can't swear at a golf ball.
10:22Small and yucky.
10:23I hate how yucky and small that ball is.
10:25Bastard!
10:26You suck and your family's not proud of you.
10:28Dumb ball.
10:29Go to hell.
10:30Damn it.
10:31Slimey three.
10:34Slimy golf ball.
10:36That was very close.
10:38You're so small, you're so gross and small and I hate...
10:41Okay.
10:42Bastard, dumb, die, kill you, uh...
10:46Yeah, go in the hole, I hate you.
10:49Stupid ball, go in.
10:51That's actually my fault.
10:52I should've taken this out for you.
10:53Oh, I hate you.
10:54Oh, you got it.
10:55Bastard!
10:58Thanks, Walker.
10:59Alright.
11:00Thanks, Tom.
11:01You look awesome.
11:02Thanks for saying that.
11:03I'm gonna go and work on my bad language now.
11:04Perhaps you could give us one practice as you walk away.
11:07Shithead.
11:15Lisa, I feel like you're struggling with the abuse.
11:17Look, I mean, it's always great when you have a big release and you swear,
11:22but it didn't feel as though I wanted to be doing that at the golf ball.
11:25It didn't feel as though it was actually gonna help me.
11:27Well, I mean, even your abuse is polite.
11:29Like, at one point, one piece of abuse you yelled out was,
11:32fly and be free.
11:33I would like to state that from here on in,
11:38I am actually gonna become more aggressive.
11:40I'm gonna work on it, okay?
11:41I promise.
11:42I'm just gonna let the cork out of the ball.
11:43Alright, well, every time we have a live task, I want you to cut sick.
11:46Oh, cut sick.
11:47Yeah, alright.
11:48I'm working on it.
11:49Now, Walker, you convinced Cashman you were practicing,
11:52because usually that's like, if you miss, that's a shot.
11:54Official golf rules, if you're going for the ball and you miss it, that's a shot.
11:57But you managed to convince him that that was practicing?
11:59Well, it's practice.
12:00Very close to the ball you were practicing.
12:02That was very good practice.
12:05Very good practice.
12:06I never played golf.
12:07Only one time.
12:08Yeah, but you're a baseball.
12:09It's apparent.
12:10He's a baseballer.
12:11That's ball and stick.
12:13That's...
12:15Shit.
12:16Explained.
12:18So many sports like that.
12:19Hey, Walker, just so you know, this isn't a language barrier thing.
12:23That made no fucking sense.
12:25So, Emma, it took you quite a few shots to get it in, but everyone did not seem to think
12:33you had much ability, so that may have worked for you.
12:36Yeah, just because I don't have ability doesn't mean I want people to think that about me.
12:40Well, you might be about to have a very disappointing win.
12:43Honestly, I still don't really understand how this task works.
12:47I'm just kind of going with it at this point.
12:49Well, why don't we look at the scores?
12:50So, no one beat what was predicted of them, but mild-mannered McCune was almost double
12:54her predicted score with 5.25 more shots than what was predicted.
12:58Walker was closer, only 1.5 shots off what was predicted of you, but Emma pips him by
13:03only a quarter.
13:04You were one and a quarter shots off what was predicted of you.
13:09And low score's a good score.
13:11Now, Cashman the Caddy is demanding his unionised drinks break, so we'll pop right
13:15off and see you after this.
13:20Welcome back to the PGA Taskmaster Tour, where our avid golfers are halfway down the
13:35fairway.
13:36That's right, we're in the middle of a golf task where our contestants have each predicted
13:39how the others will do.
13:40These next to actually play golf, it's Dave and Tommy.
13:43Come on, ball, you've been a bad boy.
13:45Only when it's in motion, please.
13:46Oh.
13:47I think the ball went over there somewhere.
13:51Good Caddy talk.
13:56I don't know where you went.
13:57Where'd you go, ball?
13:59Where are you?
14:00Call out to me, ball.
14:01I want you to be safe.
14:03Don't worry out there.
14:05Is that aggressive?
14:06Yeah, right.
14:07Come back, you fucking idiot!
14:09Do you know where it is?
14:10You hit it.
14:11Yeah, but you're the caddy.
14:12Is the caddy meant to look at where the ball went?
14:14I don't know.
14:15Are you my caddy?
14:16Yeah.
14:17Let's try another ball, yep.
14:19I'm going to put this in the bath actually.
14:21Come on, ball.
14:22Oh no, that went right.
14:23Alright, let's go.
14:24Did it roll down into the lake?
14:26No.
14:27This is really desperate by us.
14:29The hole is the bath.
14:30It's a big hole.
14:31Is the hole the bath?
14:32The hole is the bath.
14:33Okay.
14:34Come on, run, run, Tommy!
14:36I think I've found it.
14:38Where?
14:39Oh no!
14:40Get in the...
14:46Ball, we are back where I hit you!
14:49Okay, the plan is I threw the gap in the trees here.
14:52Okay.
14:53And in the hole.
14:55Oh, you mother.
14:56Oh, I thought that was the ball for a second.
14:58Nope, the ball's there.
14:59If this hits someone...
15:00I've warned you.
15:01Ball, why are you burying yourself?
15:06Not bad.
15:07Oh!
15:08Was that really good?
15:09I think that was really good.
15:10Actually, there's a hole over there.
15:11Yep.
15:12I didn't see it.
15:13Why didn't they tell me about that?
15:14How long we got?
15:15One minute and 47 seconds.
15:16So, I could take a shot now.
15:17Yes.
15:18Or we could be a big occasion player and do it right on the buzzer.
15:21You're crazy.
15:22Generally, I'd putt from here, but we're running out of time.
15:25Fuck!
15:26Kids, swearing's not the answer.
15:41I've forgotten to swear at the ball.
15:43Yeah, I forgot about that too.
15:44Maybe this could be your big opportunity to swear at the ball.
15:47Go down that hole!
15:49Pat.
15:50You, come on!
15:51Ten seconds.
15:52Here we go.
15:53This is to win the Masters.
15:55I'm going to do it eyes closed, like Michael Jordan with a free throw.
15:59Five, four, three, two, one.
16:02Getting the whole knuckle.
16:03Jesus Christ, damn it.
16:04Why didn't they take another?
16:06Eyes closed.
16:07It's in.
16:08That's in!
16:09The whistle!
16:10He's banished!
16:11I ended up further away.
16:13That's golf.
16:14Thanks, Tommy.
16:15Thanks, Tom.
16:16So, you didn't know the hole was there?
16:17Yeah, as we saw, it took me a long time to realise that there was an actual hole.
16:29And I invented a hole.
16:30I invented the bath.
16:31Thought that could be my hole, because I didn't know what the end game was.
16:34At some point you started saying, the bath is the hole, and I was like, okay.
16:38I'll tell you this from experience, anything can be a hole with the right attitude.
16:49Now, Tommy, why'd you leave it down to the last minute?
16:52You could have just got it in the hole.
16:54Because I just thought, isn't it a nice little stamp on it to just a buzzer beater,
17:01like my favourite sport, basketball.
17:03And I just, I just fucked it.
17:06Alright, I feel like we need to hear their scores.
17:10Well, Tommy was in a position to win easily, but went for the drama,
17:13and now is dramatically disqualified.
17:15Give that up. Come on.
17:21Why did you start that?
17:23I've never been more an idiot in my life, and I didn't come last.
17:27That's incredible.
17:28But you didn't have to go like this.
17:30You clapped, and nobody joined you, and then you turned to the audience and went,
17:33Come on.
17:36We're meant to be comrades.
17:37We are. We're celebrating your failure.
17:42Speaking of failure, Dave's score...
17:45Dave's predicted score was 5.75, and he was slightly over that with 18 shots.
17:49Yeah.
17:50So that means...
17:53Come on.
17:58So that means Tommy gets zero points, Dave gets two, Lisa gets three,
18:01Micah gets four, but Emma wins the task with five points.
18:04And in terms of the episode scores, Tommy is on five points.
18:11Every other contestant is on six points.
18:13Ooh.
18:15Nice.
18:17Okay, great round now.
18:18Shall we depart the fairway for the next task?
18:20Yes.
18:21Let's head back to the clubhouse for some nibbles and small talk.
18:24Hey.
18:25Hi.
18:26Hey.
18:27I'm so sorry.
18:28You're on a mission.
18:30Hello.
18:31Hey, I'm so sorry.
18:47You're on a mission.
18:49Hello.
18:56This is why.
18:57So, mingle at the party.
19:00Best mingling wins.
19:01You have 25 minutes.
19:03Your time starts now.
19:05Hello, gang.
19:06Sorry to interrupt.
19:07Can I jump in and say hi?
19:09Yeah.
19:10We were hoping you'd make it.
19:12So, I feel like there was a mistake because we didn't see any of the other contestants,
19:19just Tommy.
19:20Did the editors rush that through?
19:26Did the editors rush that through and they just cut the others out or something?
19:29As you well know, only Tommy did this one.
19:34So, Tommy, how do you feel right now?
19:36I invested so much in those people.
19:39I really got to know them.
19:41Oh, yeah?
19:42What are their names?
19:43That was Gary with the mustache.
19:44I take it back.
19:45I've just been told his name was George.
19:49Let's go.
19:51Okay.
19:52And are we going to see more of it?
19:53Yeah, but we thought we'd just spread his mingling out across the episode.
19:58Don't worry, we're going to see a lot more of Tommy mingling.
20:03Oh, I can't wait.
20:06Alright, goody.
20:07Let's have another task then.
20:08We're teaming up again for a group discount to the museum.
20:13Hi, Emma.
20:14Hello, Tom.
20:15Hi, Tommy.
20:16Hi, Tom.
20:17Hi, Tom.
20:18Hi, Tom.
20:19Hi there, Tom.
20:20Hi, Dave.
20:21Hello.
20:22I'm not doing that.
20:24Why not?
20:25Does no one else touch him?
20:26No.
20:27What is it?
20:28There's a typewriter involved.
20:30Typewriter involved.
20:31Type a 50 word team bio on this typewriter.
20:33You must type alternate words.
20:35And any words spoken must be typed.
20:37Most self-glorifying bio wins.
20:39You have five minutes.
20:40Your time starts now.
20:41Any words spoken from...
20:43We have to write that down.
20:44I'm sorry.
20:45I'm sorry.
20:46I'm sorry.
20:47I'm sorry.
20:48I'm sorry.
20:49I'm sorry.
20:50I'm sorry.
20:51I'm sorry.
20:52I'm sorry.
20:53I'm sorry.
20:54I'm sorry.
20:55I'm sorry.
20:56I'm sorry.
20:57I'm sorry.
20:58I'm sorry.
20:59We have to write that down.
21:00Those are the first words.
21:01Type that now, please.
21:02Any words spoken.
21:03We have to write that down.
21:04So we have to type a word each.
21:06Please type those into the typewriter.
21:08Ohhhh.
21:10Incredible.
21:12Best.
21:13Duo.
21:14Ever.
21:15We.
21:16Are.
21:17Great.
21:19At.
21:20Sex.
21:22Thrilling.
21:23Hot.
21:24Revolutionary.
21:25Couple.
21:26And we.
21:27Light.
21:28Who.
21:29Listen.
21:30Like.
21:31Diamonds.
21:32Star.
21:33Diamond stars.
21:34Our.
21:35Favourite.
21:36Doggy.
21:37What?
21:38Oh.
21:39Oh.
21:40We're jammed.
21:41We.
21:42Love.
21:43Sex.
21:44That was really hard.
21:45I never heard sex so many times.
21:47I'm very worried about this team.
21:48Hi Tommy.
21:49Welcome.
21:50Hi Emma.
21:51Hello Thomas.
21:52You grab it if you can.
21:55What's this?
21:56Oh what's it say?
21:57Oh what's it say?
21:58Any words spoken.
21:59That was really hard I never her sex so many times. Thank you. I'm very worried about this team
22:16I tell me I'm coming up. Hello Thomas you grab it if you can't thank you
22:22What's this? Oh, what's it say any words?
22:25The words spoken we have to write that down. It's our bio and someone's engraved it onto here
22:31It must have been good if they engraved it. I'm not sure that's true
22:34Create an interactive museum display to be viewed by museum visitors in a hundred years time
22:39The display must be on the subject written on the plaque. Most educational interactive museum display wins
22:46Your interactive museum display must be open to visitors in 45 minutes. Your time starts now
22:53All right, what are the key words?
22:55Sex. Sex, dogs, doggy
22:59Maybe it's the key in the accident that we first spoke which is any words spoken
23:03In 2025 language was important. Yes, because of course it's disappearing because we're using so many phones
23:09Yes, we're probably talking about riz and skibbity. Have you heard about skibbity?
23:13I don't know
23:15Why don't we just be naked covered in glitter?
23:17Yeah, I don't know about that
23:19Go on
23:27Okay, so the teams are back. We've got the A team, aged team and the B team, better team
23:32Now Tommy, it's good to see you branching out there by the way
23:36You know one stage wucker, when he was exasperated, he turned to me and he grabbed me and he goes
23:42Why are you so horny?
23:43It's true
23:51It's true
23:52He just said many times sex and his brain just sex
23:56But also can I say Lisa wanted us naked with glitter on us
23:59I mean, did I? I don't recall that
24:02It was on the screen
24:04Alright, let's get stuck in
24:05Making a museum exhibition on the subject of
24:08So we have to type a word each
24:10We are great at sex
24:11We like sex
24:12Our favourite doggy, what, love us
24:14And we love sex
24:15We fucking love to rock
24:17Also, beautiful and fantastic and sex
24:20We will dominate anyone in the world and fuck you, you fucking fucks
24:24Bye
24:25It's Emma, Wucker and Tommy
24:35A hundred years ago today
24:37Humans rule the earth
24:39They used to say things like we're great as sex
24:42And we love sex
24:43And we love doggy style
24:45Which was very demeaning to our whole breed
24:47In fact, they treated us badly
24:49Very poorly
24:50Until one day
24:52Everything changed
24:54And my friend Walker here
24:56Had had enough
24:57And he fought back
24:59Walker, that's your cue
25:01I mean, he's so cute
25:04Oh, oh, oh, oh
25:06That's enough
25:07Go
25:08Oh
25:09Oh
25:10Oh
25:11Oh
25:12Oh
25:13Oh
25:14This is
25:15Human
25:16Hurts
25:17It hurts.
25:21They say every dog has its day.
25:23Well, guess what, you sons of bitches?
25:25Every human does too.
25:27And from them, everything changed.
25:29And now we show them that we like sex.
25:32And we're fantastic at it.
25:34But we don't do human style.
25:36We tried it once, it was boring.
25:38A lot of looking in the eyes and lying to each other.
25:41I don't trust them.
25:42Oh, and one more thing.
25:44Fuck you, you fucking fucks.
25:47Bye.
25:57Tommy Little there, bravely trying an accent again.
25:59And we all remember how it went last time, don't we?
26:02He stayed in that accent the entire time we were filming.
26:05He was like Daniel Day-Lewis.
26:06Like, he was in...
26:08You were focused.
26:09I had a good time.
26:11What can I say?
26:13So let's get this straight.
26:14In the future, dogs have overtaken the planet
26:16and run museums where the first ever dog to attack their owner
26:18is chained up like a slave
26:20to re-enact the day of the uprising.
26:22Is that what you were going for?
26:23You got it, wiseass.
26:26To be honest, I'm just glad the exhibit wasn't the three of you having sex.
26:30I want to make it clear it was because I said no.
26:35Me too.
26:36And Walker.
26:37All right, to see us to the break, here's a bit of Tommy's mingling.
26:42Do you guys want these things?
26:43No.
26:46I don't even know...
26:47Are they brandy snaps?
26:48Mm-hmm.
26:49What are your names?
26:50Of course.
26:57George, it's one of the more impressive mustaches I've ever seen.
27:00Oh, cheers.
27:01Why do they call them handlebars?
27:02I guess they look like handlebars.
27:05I guess.
27:06Yeah.
27:07Yeah.
27:12Welcome back to Taskmaster Lesser Tom.
27:15What did we just see?
27:16We just saw Tommy Little doing a task where he has to mingle with a room full of extras for 25 minutes, which no one else had to do.
27:23Okay.
27:24Now, what else is going on?
27:25In our team task, our contestants are creating museum exhibits for the future based on their team bios.
27:31Next up, making a museum display out of any word spoken, we have to write that down.
27:36Incredible.
27:37Best duo ever to breathe on planet Earth.
27:39Ever outstanding, talent-thrilling, hot, revolutionary couple who glisten like diamond stars conjoining icons,
27:45simulating, oh, we're jammed, height bits in tandem, terrific talent, unrivalled brilliance,
27:51perfect timing, delicious tasting, mouth-watering.
27:54That's the end of the bio.
27:55Here's Lisa and Dave.
28:05Go.
28:06Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our...
28:14Times.
28:15Times days.
28:16We're going back in time.
28:17All right.
28:18Oh, shit.
28:19That is what we have done to the planet.
28:23Back in time.
28:24Any words spoken are important.
28:27You must be the change you wish to see...
28:30In the world.
28:31How...
28:32Cala said that.
28:33Yeah, is she?
28:34Okay.
28:35Spread love everywhere.
28:36Spread love everywhere.
28:38It's beer o'clock.
28:41Kevin bloody Wilson said that.
28:44Do one thing that scares you every day.
28:49Who said that?
28:50I have no idea.
28:51I just Googled that one.
28:53Remember, if we do not speak our words...
28:58Nobody will know what you're saying or what you mean.
29:01Everybody gang them style.
29:09You don't need to run from your problems, but you've got to have...
29:15Say it.
29:18Got to have what?
29:19Soul.
29:20Oh, soul.
29:25This exhibition is now closed.
29:28Dang.
29:29It's so bad.
29:33Be proud. Own it.
29:34What?
29:49It was a bloody mess.
29:50I don't feel educated by that.
29:56There was a lot going on.
29:59I can't believe I'm saying this, but watching two 53-year-olds do Gangnam Style was the least awkward bit.
30:06What were you just trying to do there?
30:07We were just trying to remember the most famous words through history and present them for future generations so that they too can learn from the finest minds to ever exist on this planet.
30:23And I think we achieved that.
30:24Yeah.
30:25Yeah.
30:27He's chaos.
30:28He's just chaos.
30:29He's masterful and I followed his lead as best I could.
30:32Are you blaming me for this bullshit, are you?
30:34No.
30:36All right.
30:37Well, I guess that what I'm looking for is which one...
30:39Most educational.
30:40Which was the most educational?
30:41I feel like one was a bit more educational than the other just because it made sense.
30:46Yep.
30:47Kind of.
30:48There was a story there, whereas the other one was just...
30:50I don't know.
30:51It was like free jazz.
30:55So I'm going to give the better team 5-5-5.
30:57Okay.
30:58And the aged team 2-2.
31:00All right.
31:06And the scores for the episode.
31:07Dave and Lisa are both on eight points.
31:09Tommy's on ten, but Emma and Waka tied in the lead with 11 points apiece.
31:13Ooh.
31:15Ooh.
31:17Okay.
31:18Less red tape and more red wax on tasks.
31:21Sure thing.
31:22This one requires a red eye reduction.
31:36Where's Tom Tom?
31:37Tom Tom.
31:38Hello there.
31:40You're quiet.
31:42Don't miss this.
31:43Makes me scare.
31:44It's quite dark.
31:45Hi, Lisa.
31:46Hello.
31:47Hi, Tommy.
31:48Oh, hey, boo.
31:52Leave it on the stick.
31:53Leave it on the string.
31:54Yep, right.
31:56Make a thing be mid-air when these camera flashes go off.
32:00The camera flashes will go off exactly 20 seconds after you yell cheese.
32:04Your thing must be made to be mid-air from the mat.
32:08If your thing isn't mid-air when the flashes go off, you will be disqualified.
32:13Shortest time for your thing in the air wins.
32:15You have ten minutes to select your thing and yell cheese.
32:21Your time starts now.
32:22Dave, would you mind, um, disconnecting the task from that wire?
32:26My arm is getting very sore.
32:28Part of it, mate.
32:29So, basically, when the flash goes, you want to have something in the air.
32:35That's right.
32:36It's going to be mid-air when the flash goes off.
32:38Okay.
32:39Well, our contestants have to wait 20 seconds before throwing their thing.
32:42But first, you viewers have to wait two minutes before seeing a thing.
32:45Because this is an ad break.
32:46See you soon.
32:49I'm actually more interested in what you do for fun.
32:51Yeah, I heard you talking about skating.
32:53Yeah, you skate?
32:54I do.
32:55I'm a bit fat now, but I still get on it.
32:56I want to please you.
32:58You're adorable.
32:59Do you want something to add to that fatness?
33:01Why not?
33:10Who knows no one ever makes spinach made out of meat.
33:13It's always the other way around.
33:17That's good.
33:18Yes.
33:23Welcome back to Taskmaster.
33:25Thanks for your patience and the patience of the poor extras you saw Tommy Little dribbling at.
33:31Cashman, remind us of the task at hand.
33:33Our contestants have to count to 20 and then chuck something in the air.
33:36That thing needs to be mid-air exactly 20 seconds after they yell cheese,
33:40as opposed to whispering cheese, which is what I do when I take a selfie.
33:43Don't reward his sad ways.
33:49First up on Cheese TV, it's Lisa, Tommy and Dave.
33:54Okay, I'm going to go to the shed.
33:56Be careful though.
33:57It's a bit creepy over there.
33:58A bit creepy.
34:01Are you going to throw these?
34:02Nah.
34:03That's just for my benefit.
34:04And the audience at large.
34:06There's a couple of options I've got here.
34:16I think we might have a winner.
34:17This could be a really bad move, but I'm just going to give it a go.
34:20I wouldn't mind a bit of theatrics for the finishing shot.
34:23Like maybe a broomstick.
34:28This is going to be sick.
34:2920 seconds after I say cheese.
34:33Focus.
34:34You can do this.
34:36Cheese!
34:37Cheese!
34:39Cheese!
34:401 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4 Mississippi, 5 Mississippi, 6 Mississippi,
34:4910 banana, 11 banana, 12 Mississippi, 13 Mississippi, 14 Mississippi, 15 Mississippi.
34:59Oh damn it!
35:05Oh my god damn it!
35:0712 banana, 13 banana, 14 banana, 15 banana, 16 banana, 17, 18, 19, 20.
35:23I didn't even get it thrown in the air.
35:26I'm so sad.
35:29So, so close.
35:40Oh.
35:42So Hughsy, the Mississippi, the 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, I think works with an American accent, not the Australian drawl.
35:48Yeah, I was right off.
35:49I think they both did well and Lisa, I just, I'm really, I'm heartbroken for Lisa right now to be honest.
35:55Yeah.
35:56Yeah, well Lisa you were so close.
35:57I really panicked, I just got a little bit, I got a bit edgy, it felt like it was taking too long.
36:01So did you actually throw it a little bit earlier than you meant to?
36:04No, I didn't wait till the last banana properly, I don't think I gave it a proper banana.
36:08Okay.
36:09I think it was just a big banana.
36:10So Tommy, what were you aiming for?
36:12Were you trying to be a witch or something?
36:13Yeah, I was going to be a witch.
36:14Yeah, and so were you thinking just at the last moment you're going to jump really high?
36:17I was going to jump and so then it was going to be me, mid-air, looking like I'm flying through the air.
36:21It was going to be awesome.
36:22So just you jumping in the air would have been...
36:24Yeah, I got a big jump though.
36:25Show us.
36:26Show us.
36:36Let's go.
36:38It's a small window mate.
36:39It's not a short jump.
36:40I've got a sore calf and you know that.
36:44Don't hurt yourself.
36:45Don't hurt yourself.
36:46Why not?
36:47Come on, let's go.
36:48Oh, that was pretty good.
36:57I should not have done that.
36:59All right.
37:00Well, so how do I judge these?
37:02Are they just all disqualified?
37:04They're all disqualified.
37:05Oh, you cannot disqualify Lisa for what she did.
37:10Don't think you.
37:11What about Tommy?
37:15Disqualify Tommy?
37:17But Lisa was so close.
37:18But the rules are the rules.
37:20Can you drive away from this studio tonight giving Lisa zero for that effort?
37:24Can you do that?
37:25Absolutely happy to.
37:30I thrive on it.
37:31I love it.
37:32Lisa's umbrella hit the ground.
37:340.34 seconds too late.
37:36Oh!
37:37Wow, that close.
37:39All right.
37:40Who's next, dude?
37:41Our remaining flashers are Waka and Emma.
37:44It just feels like there's no other way to do this but then to say cheese and then throw an object up and...
37:48I didn't say it.
37:49That wasn't me saying it.
37:50Okay.
37:51Okay.
37:52They're not going to go off, are they?
37:54All the information you need is in the task.
37:55Oh, no!
37:56The camera flashers will go off exactly 20 seconds after you yell.
37:59Okay.
38:00Thank God.
38:01Okay.
38:02I'm going to get a balloon.
38:03All right.
38:04Good.
38:05I just make this.
38:09Not yet.
38:10Not yet.
38:11Okay.
38:12Let's pluck this.
38:18Did you see?
38:19I feel like this will stay mid-air longer than something else.
38:21All right.
38:22Cheese!
38:35That felt like it went well.
38:36You said cheese.
38:3720 seconds.
38:38You don't say cheese.
38:39What?
38:40Yell.
38:41Cheese!
38:42What's a yell?
38:43Yell is screaming.
38:44That was a yell.
38:45All right.
38:46Okay.
38:47Let's go.
38:48Let's do it.
38:49Cheese!
38:50One.
38:51Two.
38:52Three.
38:53Four.
38:54Five.
38:55Six.
38:56Seven.
38:57Eight.
38:58Nine.
38:59Ten.
39:00Eleven.
39:01Twelve.
39:02Twenty seconds.
39:03Twenty seconds.
39:04I was ten.
39:06Oh!
39:07I said twice.
39:08Jeez.
39:09And the first one is already.
39:10Yep.
39:11That triggered the.
39:12Oh!
39:13Oh!
39:14Oh!
39:15Oh!
39:16Oh!
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh!
39:19Oh!
39:20Oh!
39:21Oh!
39:22Oh!
39:23Oh!
39:24Oh!
39:25Oh!
39:26Oh!
39:27Oh!
39:28Oh!
39:29Oh!
39:30Oh!
39:31Oh!
39:32Oh!
39:41So Emma, do you have a freakish internal clock?
39:44What was going on?
39:45I think I'm good at counting.
39:48Afterwards I did turn around and the whole crew was going.
39:53Now, Waka.
39:55Yes.
39:56Japanese people are famous for their love of photography and being punctual.
40:00On time.
40:01You failed at both of these.
40:03Have you let your nation down?
40:05That was like the last task of the day.
40:07And I was very worried about myself.
40:10I thought my brain was already fucked up.
40:13And I could not count anything.
40:15So when the flash went off.
40:16Yeah.
40:17You thought, I don't know how to count anymore.
40:19Yeah.
40:20I'm very worried about myself.
40:21Is it quicker to count to 20 in Japanese or English, do you think?
40:25I wonder.
40:26Same number.
40:27That could be longer.
40:28I don't know.
40:29You know what I mean.
40:30Like, what number five?
40:31What's five in Japanese?
40:32Go.
40:33It's about the same.
40:34So we've got four disqualifications.
40:35That's right.
40:36And I guess that makes one winner.
40:37Yeah.
40:38So zero points for everyone except Emma who gets five points.
40:39Okay.
40:40We're off to a break like an unexpected flash.
40:41It's bright, sudden and leaves you seeing spots.
40:42See you soon.
40:43This one's my mum, isn't it?
40:44Awesome.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Mum's not around.
40:47It's about the same.
40:48It's about the same.
40:49It's about the same.
40:50It's about the same.
40:51So we've got four disqualifications.
40:52That's right.
40:53And I guess that makes one winner.
40:54Yeah.
40:55So zero points for everyone except Emma who gets five points.
40:57Okay.
40:58We're off to a break like an unexpected flash.
41:03It's bright, sudden and leaves you seeing spots.
41:06See you soon.
41:07This one's my mum.
41:10Awesome.
41:11Mum's not around.
41:12I'm sorry.
41:13So she's always around?
41:14Yeah, that's great.
41:15I've got a pussy hand.
41:20It's flying with a monocle.
41:25One for everyone.
41:30Welcome back from the break to Taskmaster where Tommy's still chin wagging.
41:40Before we go for our live task I have some episode and series score updates for you.
41:44Ooh.
41:45So on eight points we've got Lisa and Dave.
41:47Tommy's on ten.
41:48Wakka's on eleven.
41:49And Emma's on a canter out in front on sixteen points.
41:51Now in terms of the overall series scores, Emma's out in front in the series as well on ninety-six points.
42:04All right, we have one more task of the live variety.
42:08Head on up to the stage.
42:13Okay, what's happening here buddy boy?
42:15Quite a lot.
42:16I'm going to ask each contestant to take their mini mat and place it wherever they like.
42:20Anywhere within the area on the lower stage.
42:22Dave Hughes, if you could choose first.
42:26Ooh.
42:27Ooh.
42:28Oh!
42:30What?
42:31Emma.
42:41Lisa.
42:43Here we go.
42:44Here we go.
42:45Wakka.
42:46Waka.
42:50Tommy.
42:54The flying V.
42:55I'll do it.
42:56Let's rock and roll.
43:01Now I'm going to ask Wakka to read the task.
43:04All right.
43:05Pat the dog.
43:06You must be wearing your blindfold and cannot step off or move your mat.
43:16Oh.
43:18Fastest wins.
43:20Your time starts when Tom release the dog.
43:26Yes Emma.
43:27Could you please ask Hughes to be careful with his hands?
43:34Tom, I'm legitimately terrified of the dark.
43:36Okay.
43:37Is this scary?
43:38The dark?
43:39As in, do we get to see what's in there before?
43:42No.
43:43I promise it's not scary.
43:44One other thing I'd like to clarify.
43:45If you knock the dog over, or if you even touch with your hands the floor, you're disqualified.
43:50Oh.
43:51Okay.
43:52Please put your blindfolds on.
43:53Oh, this sucks.
43:54No, it's fine.
43:56It's released.
43:59Stay on your mat.
44:01Stay on your mat.
44:02I'm too scared.
44:07Stay on the mat.
44:11Stay on the mat.
44:12What's happened?
44:13What's happened?
44:14Tommy, settle down.
44:18What's happened?
44:19What's going on?
44:20Is Tommy all right?
44:21Tommy's fine.
44:22Where is Tommy?
44:23Don't worry about Tommy.
44:24Are you okay, Dave?
44:25I can hear it.
44:26It's near us.
44:27Come here, boy.
44:28Come here, boy.
44:29Dave is disqualified.
44:30What have I done?
44:31You've touched the floor heaps.
44:33Oh my God, that was such a stressful start.
44:37Oh my God, that was such a stressful start.
44:40Oh my God, that was such a stressful start.
44:44Oh my God, that was such a stressful start.
44:47What just happened?
44:57What just happened?
44:58You did not pat the dog.
45:13Everyone's okay?
45:14Everyone's fine.
45:17We're down to Lisa and Raka.
45:24It's like a DVD loading screen.
45:27Don't touch the floor.
45:29Come on, come on, come on.
45:33Come on.
45:35Come on.
45:36Come on.
45:37Come on.
45:38Come on, come on.
45:48Aah!
45:51Down!
45:52Down!
45:54Down!
45:55Down!
45:57Down, down!
45:59Flower!
46:01Flower!
46:02Flower!
46:03I mean it's good stuff
46:33Welcome to the dog
46:35That means Lisa's last, that's the end of the task
46:38What happened?
46:40Okay, what a great task
46:43But seeing as that dog is a single-use shepherd
46:45We need a quick break to go
46:47I'll yella him out the back
46:49See you after this
46:51Why are you screaming?
46:53People would think you just had a funny attitude
46:55I was doing Michael Jackson
46:59Oh
47:03Hey, that's our time
47:11You've all been lovely and I really appreciate it
47:13Well done everybody, thank you
47:15Thank you, thank you, thank you
47:17Thanks gang
47:25Welcome back to Taskmaster
47:27Where Tommy Little has been entertaining
47:29A room full of unpaid extras
47:31With such thrilling chat as
47:33I've got a pussy hand
47:37That's right, and it still was technically a task
47:39Even though only Tommy had to do it
47:41So we have to score it
47:42Okay, well
47:43It was pretty good
47:45Well you know what, I am going to give him some points
47:47Okay
47:48But it's based on the quality of the mingling
47:50Yep
47:51So it's two
47:52Okay
47:53Two points for Tommy for his mingling
47:59Now to recap on the live task that we just saw, traumatising for some
48:03Tommy had a meltdown, Dave was just Dave
48:05They both got disqualified
48:06Lisa got three points
48:07Waka got four
48:08But Emma won the task and gets five points
48:10So with all the points now in the blender, what does the episode smoothie pour out as?
48:20Emma's run away with it with blackjack, 21 points
48:22She's our winner for the episode
48:24Congratulations Emma, head up to the stage to pop your yesteryear merch
48:32What a rip snorter
48:33But with every rip snorter comes lessons
48:36We learnt Tommy isn't the big game player he wished he was
48:40We learnt Emma is freakishly good at counting to 20
48:44And we learnt what it would look like if Dave and Lisa ever went to Burning Man
48:49Bravo Emma for winning and until the next one, I'll see you when I'm looking at ya
48:56Goodnight
49:13Welcome to the pterodon
49:14Oh my god, you've unleashed the dragon
49:17My fight or flight kicked in and it turns out I cower
49:20I think I'm proud of myself
49:22What the fuck, Tom?
49:23Who won?
49:24I know you think you're being smart now, but if you were
49:26No, no, no, I don't think it, I know it
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