00:00Hey, I'm your new neighbor, Will.
00:10Get the hell off my porch and plant those ragweeds in your ass.
00:15There he is.
00:16How you doing, Chief? You settling in?
00:18Yeah, it's completely different.
00:20Are you mad that I'm living next door?
00:22Because it won't be for long.
00:23Don't get me started. I'll roast you like a holiday ham.
00:26Seriously, you're not even going to give me your name?
00:28It's Wanda.
00:29Wanda's going to Wanda.
00:30Let me guess, is it Wanda Bella Rose?
00:33The Wanda woman is bizarre.
00:36I wouldn't do that if I were you. She's got a shotgun.
00:38I heard.
00:39She threatened to chop his packer off with a machete.
00:43He has a pain in my ass.
00:44Moved here a couple of days ago and he's already ruining my damn life.
00:48Hey, I might be allergic.
00:49To pumpkin?
00:50I meant to bees.
00:51Basil?
00:52You think those herbs are going to make us friends, dipshit?
00:54Friends? I don't want to be your friend, you old trout.
00:56You gunning to get maimed?
00:59I have a project, dude. I'm not sleeping.
01:06What the fuck?
01:07And I live next to a deranged lunatic.
01:09Yuppie on a stick.
01:10Shove that scarecrow up your ass.
01:12You gotta find a way to coax this.
01:14What did you do?
01:15What did you do?
01:16Neighbors are supposed to share.
01:19Don't touch that.
01:20He's like shit!
01:20Stop shooting!
01:28You're certifiably insane.
01:30Caw! Caw!
01:36Wanda's right.
01:37I'm born here, Joe.
01:38She's made my life complete hell.
01:40And it's only getting worse.
01:41If he only had a brain.
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