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00:01:32You're back.
00:01:33Yeah.
00:01:34Check the short route.
00:01:37This is the most god-awful boring post I've ever had.
00:01:41I'd kill you just for something to do.
00:01:44What?
00:01:45Kidding.
00:01:46Mostly.
00:01:47What's up?
00:01:51What do you mean?
00:01:52You look like a kid with your hand in the cookie jar.
00:01:55You didn't.
00:01:56Bring her out.
00:01:57Hi.
00:01:58Gary, you idiot.
00:01:59If the boss knew you'd brought a girl out here she'd skin you alive.
00:02:00You're not going to tell her are you?
00:02:01Give me one good reason.
00:02:03Easy.
00:02:04I brought one for you too.
00:02:06No.
00:02:07No, no, no.
00:02:08Hey Gary.
00:02:09Hey Gary.
00:02:10Come on Tyler.
00:02:11There's nobody around.
00:02:12We're guarding an empty lake.
00:02:14Besides, me and Tracy haven't seen each other in almost a week.
00:02:15Maybe we should go.
00:02:16No.
00:02:17We just want to have some fun.
00:02:19Alright.
00:02:20Go ahead.
00:02:21Aren't you coming?
00:02:22Somebody's got to mind the store.
00:02:23I don't know.
00:02:24They're going to go to.
00:02:25Let's go to.
00:02:26No, no, no.
00:02:27Hey Gary.
00:02:28Come on Tyler.
00:02:29There's nobody around.
00:02:30We're guarding an empty lake.
00:02:31Besides, me and Tracy haven't seen each other in almost a week.
00:02:33Maybe we should go.
00:02:36No.
00:02:37We just want to have some fun.
00:02:40Alright.
00:02:41Go ahead.
00:02:43Aren't you coming?
00:02:46Somebody's got to mind the store.
00:02:51Look, if this is going to get you into trouble, we'll leave.
00:02:54No, that's alright.
00:02:58Aren't you going to go with them?
00:03:01Where is the crowd?
00:03:03Oh, yeah.
00:03:06Coffee?
00:03:17You come over here.
00:03:18It's time for you to take some of your medicine.
00:03:20You're not the boss of me.
00:03:22I'm...
00:03:23I'm Tyson.
00:03:25Tyler.
00:03:26What'd I tell you, bro?
00:03:28Best idea ever.
00:03:31I gotta tell you, Gary.
00:03:33When you're right, you're right.
00:03:35Brother, you're right.
00:03:40Gary...
00:03:43Don't worry.
00:03:44This place is deserted.
00:03:46Nobody ever comes here.
00:03:48Besides, who's going to get me in trouble?
00:03:50My supervisor.
00:04:01You know what?
00:04:02What?
00:04:03It's hot in here.
00:04:04You got that right.
00:04:08No.
00:04:09I mean, let's get out of here.
00:04:11You know I'm on the clock.
00:04:12I can't just up and move the island.
00:04:14Aww.
00:04:15Well then, let's go under the stars then.
00:04:18What do you think, Gary?
00:04:19You can handle things without me?
00:04:21Oh, yeah.
00:04:22I got her covered.
00:04:23You're a romantic evening of wakes, my dear.
00:04:38Such a gentleman.
00:04:39Why can't you be a gentleman like him?
00:04:42Because you don't like gentlemen.
00:04:44Oh, yeah.
00:04:45I'm not a man.
00:04:47I'm not a man.
00:04:48I'm not a man.
00:04:49Why am I a boy?
00:04:50I'm not a man.
00:04:51I'm not a man.
00:04:53But I don't like him.
00:04:54I don't like him.
00:04:56I'm a human.
00:04:57I don't like him.
00:04:58No, no.
00:04:59I don't like him.
00:05:00You just can't do anything.
00:05:01I don't like him.
00:05:02He's not the guy.
00:05:03I don't like him.
00:05:04I know.
00:05:05I don't like him.
00:05:06Come on, leave it down with me.
00:05:34That water sure looks nice.
00:05:36You look nice. Why not come lie down with me?
00:05:40No, I think I want to go for a swim.
00:05:42A swim? But I brought a bubbly and a blanket and everything.
00:05:52I'm sorry, what?
00:05:57Come on, come for a swim.
00:06:04Wait for me!
00:06:20You know, this isn't so bad after all.
00:06:24See, a woman knows best.
00:06:36And if you're the kind of guy I think you are,
00:06:38you'll recognize that fox.
00:06:40You see, this is what I'm talking about.
00:06:54Quit messing around.
00:06:58Aw, my horoscope was right.
00:07:04You're no good for me.
00:07:10Did you hear that?
00:07:12You're no good for me.
00:07:14If you don't show yourself in like five seconds, we're through.
00:07:22One.
00:07:24Two.
00:07:26Three.
00:07:28It's about time you smartened up.
00:07:30One.
00:07:44Six.
00:07:50Two.
00:10:29Well, I was just wondering, when did it become extinct?
00:10:31There's speculation that the creature died off about 1.5 million years ago.
00:10:37Speculation?
00:10:38You don't think that this could still exist, do you?
00:10:48Professor Reynolds?
00:10:50Oh, sorry May, what was your question?
00:10:52I was just wondering about your thoughts on the Megalodon's extinction.
00:10:54Do you think that something like this could still exist without us knowing about it?
00:10:58Or what about other prehistoric sea life?
00:11:00We know more about the surface of the moon than we do about the depths of the oceans and the seas.
00:11:06Reports of submarine, a 55 plus foot shark feeding off the coast of South Africa are still being claimed today.
00:11:14That's a big shark.
00:11:16We've only just begun.
00:11:18Tales of giant squid and octopus have been reported for years.
00:11:22But only within the last year have we actually been able to record a colossal squid in the wilds.
00:11:27We've only explored 5% of what the oceans have to offer.
00:11:30And I don't think we should close our minds to the possibility that maybe this or other prehistoric creatures could still exist today.
00:11:37So just because my speech took up the majority of the class, it does not mean that the work falls behind.
00:11:43I expect you all to read chapters 5 through 7 for next class.
00:11:47And write down what creatures you think may still be alive today.
00:11:51Take into consideration climate and food chain.
00:11:54I look forward to reading your responses on Monday.
00:11:57Thank you everyone and have a great weekend.
00:12:07You don't see anything.
00:12:31Do you have to yell so loud?
00:12:35Geez.
00:12:36jeez i think i drank too much what are you yelling at me for for the love of all that is holy my
00:12:45head is about to explode listen tyler and sarah never came back i need to get him back to his
00:12:55post before the next shift arrives why is the sun so bright we'll have a science lesson another time
00:13:04you're an ass hey look over there
00:13:13check this out
00:13:16it doesn't match what i'm wearing no it's what tyler was wearing oh
00:13:23you know what i think what's that they probably finished off a nice romantic night in each other's
00:13:30arms clearly they're nude and i don't feel like rudely waking up naked people i suppose i can't argue with
00:13:43that you know what i do feel like what i'm
00:13:49i think russian in the neck
00:14:01whoa mama
00:14:19you should come in here the water's amazing best cure for a hangover i'm good thanks
00:14:40oh so much for my big brave security guard boyfriend i'm not scared of the water i
00:14:47just don't feel like swimming right now who are you trying to kid kid nothing i'm just a you know
00:14:54dry ground kind of guy in the morning that's all nice try chicken so i'm a chicken now a big chicken
00:15:04a big old hungover chicken you know when you get back on dry ground you're gonna get it right
00:15:09i'm not the one who's a big fat chicken
00:15:16tracy
00:15:27tracy
00:15:29tracy
00:15:37where are you tracy
00:15:43where are you
00:15:48where the hell what the hell am i gotta get out of here
00:15:52so you guys want to go to spaz's party tonight or what i don't know steve spaz's parties get pretty
00:16:07out of control yeah that's why we should all go it'll be a riot to be honest i'm not a huge fan
00:16:12of spaz to begin with well why not because he's a spaz maybe okay so what do you guys want to do
00:16:19tonight any bright ideas isn't wiener having a party even worse what was up with professor reynolds
00:16:26today she seemed really out of it like she drifted off five times she probably seems a weekend of rest
00:16:32and relaxation works for me whenever i tune out yeah you must get a lot of rest then shut up
00:16:38no seriously did some stuff happen to her like bad stuff when she was a kid maybe i bet it was the
00:16:45island yeah i heard about it when i was in high school she and some friends went to this island
00:16:49and stuff got all messed up yeah i heard about that i just didn't know reynolds was involved yeah she was
00:16:55the only survivor knock it off wait what come on you have to fill me in on this the only survivor
00:17:02fill us i want to hear this story too okay so here's what i heard happened
00:17:07apparently there's this company out on murphy's island doing some research or something word is
00:17:12something happened there something terrible come on really well not like a curse or anything but
00:17:18her sister got killed and so did a bunch of people working there she was the only survivor and she
00:17:22hasn't been the same since that's insane i wonder what could have done it judging by the way she was
00:17:28today it was probably some big ass shark or something whatever that's what we should do what's that we
00:17:34should totally check on murphy's island didn't i just tell you i don't know it kind of sounds
00:17:41exciting oh kim not you i thought you'd be cool about this you don't really believe all that nonsense
00:17:46do you no no it's okay we'll find bigfoot and he can help us rotate the island or we could just ride
00:17:52the lock nest monster there see coming in may or what are you scared come on you really think that's
00:17:59gonna work on me oh i'm counting on it well you are correct you can count me in guys awesome looks
00:18:04like it's gonna be an adventure weekend just steven and the ladies oh no anyone got a micro bus this is
00:18:11gonna be so awesome rachel you're right the guard house is empty if those bozos ducked out early again
00:18:23they didn't how do you know oh crap they didn't they did dumbass for sure dragon lady's gonna want
00:18:34to know about this you have to call it in don't let her hear you call her that
00:18:44patch me through to the boss please code red
00:18:46ma'am your worst fears have been confirmed both of them yes ma'am those idiots yes ma'am i told them
00:18:59to stay away from the water it gets worse how can it possibly get any worse looks like they had dates
00:19:11to stay away from the water ma'am ma'am what would you like us to do collect all the evidence the geeks
00:19:22may find something in that mess and bring it all back here understood
00:19:31well what did she say she wants you to collect all the evidence while i check the perimeter
00:19:36really how i don't know grab some garbage bags from the guard house or something snap to it
00:19:52laura what's that where there oh my god there's somebody alive out there we've got to get him out
00:20:02out of the water get out of the water it's not safe god where'd he go he was just there you're
00:20:11gonna have to go in and check what go in and check he's gone there he is go we're sending someone out to
00:20:20save you
00:20:38no time buddy hold on
00:20:50hey where the hell did you go
00:21:11what the hell
00:21:16where's the rest of you
00:21:20what the hell do you want to send it to date
00:21:46oh
00:21:50Janet?
00:21:53Hello Carly. Or do we go by Professor Reynolds these days?
00:21:57Carly's fine. What are you... I mean why are you here?
00:22:01It's about the island.
00:22:03The island? What about it? I haven't spoken to or said anything to anyone.
00:22:08I know, I know. Relax Carly. And as long as it stays that way, we'll be just fine.
00:22:14I'm here for business. We're in need of your expertise.
00:22:19My expertise?
00:22:21Yes. You know what.
00:22:34Captain? Captain wake up!
00:22:36What the hell?
00:22:38Captain, we just got a call that might be of interest to you.
00:22:41You show me the respect I am due. You call me sheriff.
00:22:44But Captain, first of all, this is Canada. We don't have sheriffs up here. And secondly...
00:22:51Secondly, you call me sheriff or you will no longer be my deputy. You'll go back to being simply my brother-in-law.
00:22:58Don't forget, this post is a favor to my wife after all.
00:23:03Sheriff, sheriff. We just got a call that might interest you.
00:23:07That's more like it. What kind of call?
00:23:09Apparently, a pair of townies have gone missing. We just got a pair of frantic phone calls from their parents.
00:23:16Townies?
00:23:17A couple of women from down at the tavern. Apparently, they were going to hang out with these fellas and have a party, but they never came home.
00:23:27Great. Well, I bet they just can't hold their liquor. I'm sure we'll find them sleeping in a car at the side of the road.
00:23:34Apparently, one of the ladies is dating a guard at works down at the island.
00:23:38Oh, well, if they ended up there, it's the dragon lady's problem. She has her own security force. Let them deal with it.
00:23:44But, Captain. Sheriff.
00:23:48I'll tell you what we do. You go make a few phone calls, see if the girls ended up at any of their friends' houses.
00:23:54I'm going to sit back, put my feet up on my desk, and read the National Geographic just for the pictures.
00:24:00Do you catch my drift?
00:24:02I hear you loud and clear. Sheriff.
00:24:05Atta boy.
00:24:24So, is this for a seaweed is for?
00:24:31So, you guys got everything you need?
00:24:33I think we're good.
00:24:35So, this guy, we're just supposed to meet him here?
00:24:38Who's this in the butt now?
00:24:40I kind of chartered a boat to take us to the island.
00:24:43How in the hell?
00:24:44I just let my fingers do the walking and called the guy who charters his boat.
00:24:48He sounded like a crusty old seaman on the phone, but he's got a boat and he promised to take us to the island.
00:24:53This is crazy. They're going to hear us coming from miles away.
00:24:56Don't sweat it. With our luck, it'll probably be a rowboat.
00:24:59That's not cool, man. I'm not rowing a boat.
00:25:02I'm not doing any wrong, either.
00:25:04Come on, guys. Let's move. I said we'd meet him down by the docks.
00:25:07Alright.
00:25:12So, let me understand this correctly.
00:25:14You're telling me there's a killer shark on the loose.
00:25:18Well, we're not sure yet, but if there is, you will need someone with your skill set.
00:25:22So, we figured rather than start again with someone new...
00:25:27You want someone who's seen or killed one of these before, am I right?
00:25:30Well, in maybe less colourful words, yes.
00:25:33But there's a lot more to this than just finding a shark.
00:25:36What else could there be?
00:25:38So far you haven't exactly sold me on this idea.
00:25:41What if I were to tell you that there's a somewhat prehistoric element to all of this?
00:25:46I tell you, you're watching too many bad movies.
00:25:51I'm dead serious about this, Carly.
00:25:55A week ago, we discovered an underwater cave while drilling.
00:26:01A cave?
00:26:02Yes.
00:26:03A cave.
00:26:04A cave.
00:26:05Which we now believe had remained untouched for thousands of years.
00:26:10Gone.
00:26:11Anyway.
00:26:12Something got out.
00:26:13I don't like where this is going.
00:26:15We sent a couple of divers in to examine the cave after the drilling and they never came
00:26:25out.
00:26:26Gone.
00:26:27More recently, some of our security guards went missing after swimming in the lake.
00:26:32Presumed dead.
00:26:33God damn it.
00:26:34How do I put this?
00:26:35I think we released a killer shark.
00:26:50Damn it, Janet.
00:26:51You continued to drill in that lake even after what happened to my sister.
00:26:55We figured it was a long shot that something like this would happen again.
00:26:58Well, you rolled the dice and lost.
00:27:01Will you help me?
00:27:04What do you want me to do?
00:27:08Identify the problem for sure to start with.
00:27:11If it isn't a shark, we need to know.
00:27:13And if it is, you need to tell us what to do to get rid of it.
00:27:18I don't know about this.
00:27:23I know this must be difficult, but we really need you.
00:27:27I know.
00:27:28It's just that.
00:27:29I'm sorry about your sister.
00:27:31I know this is hard.
00:27:35It's stupid.
00:27:36Captain Stupid.
00:27:37What can I do for you, young lady?
00:27:38It's stupid.
00:27:39Captain Stupid.
00:27:40What can I do for you, young lady?
00:27:41I'm May.
00:27:42I'm your charter for today.
00:27:43Have we spoken on the phone earlier?
00:27:44Ah.
00:27:45So you're the one that wants to go to the Forbidden Island, are you?
00:27:48I guess so.
00:27:49Why is it forbidden?
00:27:53I mean, I don't know.
00:27:58I don't know.
00:28:00You're the one that wants to go to the Forbidden Island.
00:28:03do for you young lady. I'm May. I'm your charter for today. We spoke on the phone
00:28:08earlier. So you're the one that wants to go to the Forbidden Island are you? I
00:28:14guess so. Why is it forbidden? It's all because of the sharks. These sharks aren't
00:28:22like normal sharks. These sharks are filled with hate and piss and fire.
00:28:32Look Captain, I don't believe these bogus stories about dino sharks or whatever
00:28:35they're supposed to be. I've studied sharks and they can't possibly hate.
00:28:39They're creatures of habit and instinct and that's it. Let me tell you something
00:28:44about sharks you can't read about in any books young lady. These sharks, they can
00:28:51hunt. They can reason. And they can kill with a vengeance in their hearts. It was a shark
00:29:10thing. They took my hand. But you still have both of your hands. This isn't my hand.
00:29:29So what exactly do you expect me to do? All in due time. It was great catching up with
00:29:46you. I'm glad you're doing so well. Yeah, I guess. Let's get the formalities out of the
00:29:54way first, shall we? Sure. These are pretty straightforward. You're simply signing that
00:30:02you will in no way discuss what goes on here. What exactly am I getting myself into? You
00:30:10simply sign and we pay you to keep quiet. Good. Let's get started, shall we?
00:30:25What's that? You call it a beach. Stand up! I'm sorry, my love. I've done
00:30:37some research on the internet and it said it was the most beautiful beach in the region.
00:30:40The region? You're in Hawaii! But no! You're in Ontario! You're in the
00:30:46city, you're in the right direction. I didn't pay all my money on the
00:30:51beach, the perfume, the shoes. I'm ready to go to the best place. Oh, you've
00:30:55been spending my money on the beach with the shoes? That's right! You're like a
00:30:59joke in the way! I'm not going to have a good thing! Yes, my love.
00:31:04You don't find me beautiful? Tell me I'm beautiful! Yes, my love.
00:31:09Oh yes, my love. Dis-le like you think!
00:31:13You're so beautiful than an arc-en-ciel!
00:31:17I'm so happy!
00:31:19Let's take pictures!
00:31:21As long as we're going to be in this room here,
00:31:23we're going to document our trip in Ontario.
00:31:26Nothing would be more fun, my dear.
00:31:28If you'd like me to kill a poisson tabarna.
00:31:31Let's take pictures!
00:31:43What is the fuck up, buddy?
00:31:55Yeah, he did it!
00:31:57Are you right?
00:32:08Had a good voice!
00:32:10You doing fine?
00:32:12You're doing good!
00:32:28Yes now! Come on!
00:32:30Come on!
00:32:40Come on!
00:33:10Come on!
00:33:20Thank you!
00:33:40Hm!
00:33:42It's me!
00:33:44Thank you!
00:33:48It's me!
00:33:50It's me!
00:33:52Oh!
00:33:56Oh!
00:33:58Keep staring behind
00:34:00Well, I know I'm not strong
00:34:02And I'm done too late
00:34:04But
00:34:06Vile, you said vile
00:34:11Why don't you give me a smile
00:34:13Never feel all right
00:34:16I don't need to hear your tales
00:34:20I'm back in court with your hails
00:34:23I don't read your fairy tales tonight
00:34:26And I know one truth, one truth for me
00:34:30And that keeps my sanity
00:34:33Rotate, let you please
00:34:36You gotta give me just what I need
00:34:38Cause I'm grinding
00:34:39I'm grinding my life away
00:34:42Grinding
00:34:44I'm grinding my life away
00:34:48Grinding
00:34:50I'm grinding my life away
00:34:53Grinding
00:35:06Sheriff, more news
00:35:14Is this about the townies?
00:35:17No sir, this is about some tourists
00:35:19I certainly hope it was worth interrupting my mid-afternoon nap
00:35:24A couple visiting from Quebec
00:35:26The husband claims that the wife was killed
00:35:30Please tell me he confessed so that we can just slap the cuffs on him and be home in time for jeopardy
00:35:36He says she was killed by a shark
00:35:39A shark?
00:35:41A shark
00:35:41Where was the couple when this shark attacked?
00:35:46McDonald's Landing
00:35:46Near the island
00:35:48Why do you always call it an island?
00:35:51Technically, it's a peninsula
00:35:52Either way, I have a feeling we've got a lot of bad coming our way
00:35:56I'll put some coffee on
00:35:59You do that, deputy
00:36:01You do that
00:36:02So what we need to do is get you to the island
00:36:24And see if we can identify the, um, problem
00:36:27Loud noises work well
00:36:29Beg your pardon?
00:36:30Loud noises, like explosives
00:36:32It could bring whatever's in the water up to the surface
00:36:35Perfect
00:36:36But, you know, hold on a second
00:36:39I'm not a shark hunter
00:36:41I'm a fish expert who knows a little bit about
00:36:43Think of it as an adventure
00:36:45Besides, we aren't even sure that it's a shark
00:36:48Come on, this way
00:36:50What is this place?
00:37:02This is Rodney
00:37:03He monitors, um, well, everything
00:37:05Is that
00:37:09Is that the island?
00:37:13Uh, yeah, that's, uh, that's, uh, that's, uh
00:37:16Yes, it is
00:37:17And that's why we keep him in this room
00:37:19Can you pause that screen right there?
00:37:24What do we have here?
00:37:27Where, where is that?
00:37:29Are they going to the island?
00:37:31Uh, no, no, they aren't going
00:37:33That's not, that's not on the island
00:37:35That's on, that's on
00:37:37That, that, that, that
00:37:38Uh, where the hell is it?
00:37:39The, that's on the other side, madam
00:37:41Um, I, I suppose they could be going there
00:37:44Thank, thank you
00:37:45I hope they aren't planning on doing what it looks like they're doing
00:37:49With all this shark nonsense
00:37:51Oh my god
00:37:53Those are my students
00:37:56Live bait
00:37:59So, I don't mean to sound like an impatient child
00:38:19Then don't say it
00:38:22But are we there yet?
00:38:25Kimberly, can you just enjoy the relaxing boat ride?
00:38:27The sun is shining
00:38:28Birds are chirping
00:38:29And old geesers are free to walk outside
00:38:31Uh, pressing company exclude, of course
00:38:34I like walking
00:38:39Yeah, Kim, just chill
00:38:41Yeah
00:38:42I'm sorry
00:38:43I just get a little bit uneasy
00:38:45When I'm in the middle of a huge body of water
00:38:47And I'm nowhere near the shore
00:38:49I sure hope the captain's smarter than you, Buck
00:38:54You and me both, sister
00:38:56Anybody want a bag of complimentary nuts?
00:39:02No
00:39:02Both things
00:39:03No
00:39:03Yarr
00:39:06Ooh, come on, let's go, let's go
00:39:13What's the big deal?
00:39:16When you've seen one beach, you've seen them all
00:39:19Easy for you to say
00:39:20I had to work days all summer
00:39:22I didn't get to go to the beach
00:39:24Uh, what are you doing?
00:39:28I'm going swimming
00:39:29What do you think I was going to do at the beach?
00:39:32Maybe take a walk
00:39:33You're not going in there
00:39:35That water's freezing
00:39:36Oh, I'm totally going in the water
00:39:39Whatever
00:39:40Come on, it'll be fun
00:39:42I'm not getting in there
00:39:47Oh, come on, don't be a wimp
00:39:50Me?
00:39:51A wimp?
00:39:53What's the problem, tough guy?
00:39:55The problem is
00:39:57I'm like 1% body fat
00:40:01My body doesn't agree with the cold
00:40:05I'll freeze
00:40:06Oh, whatever, I'm going in
00:40:09What about the fish?
00:40:11What about the fish?
00:40:13You know those little bastards that nip you at your toes in the water?
00:40:18What's the point of having all that muscle if you're afraid of fish and water?
00:40:22I'm not afraid of fish
00:40:24I just said I didn't like them
00:40:25Oh, come on
00:40:27What have fish ever done to you?
00:40:33Flying shark?
00:40:35Flying shark!
00:40:37I have to get out there
00:40:44I have to save those kids
00:40:46We'll get you there right away
00:40:49We have a small plane that's fueling up as we speak
00:40:51We can leave immediately
00:40:52Uh, boss
00:40:54There's something you should see
00:40:57What is it?
00:41:00Terror grips the town tonight
00:41:01In what seems to be a series of deadly attacks
00:41:07What the hell is this about?
00:41:08We have to go
00:41:09Hold on!
00:41:12A tourist from Quebec
00:41:13Reports that his wife was killed today at a local beach
00:41:17Killed
00:41:18By a shark
00:41:19Damn it!
00:41:21Initially written off as a false report
00:41:23This story has taken flight
00:41:25Due to a second shark attack
00:41:26A woman reports that her boyfriend was also killed by a shark
00:41:30Two couples with a very similar attack
00:41:33More on this story at 6 o'clock
00:41:35Local beaches? Really, Janet?
00:41:39I thought you said that the shark was contained to the lake
00:41:42There are some access points that join the lake to some outside bodies of water
00:41:46But those points are heavily secured by fences
00:41:49Rodney
00:41:50Checking now
00:41:52It appears that all access points have been breached
00:42:02This is not good
00:42:05Yeah, I would say not
00:42:07This is a lakeside community, Janet
00:42:09Now that shark has the run of the whole town
00:42:11We really need your health card
00:42:14I'll do what I can
00:42:15But you have to get me out there first
00:42:17Five bottles of beer on the boat
00:42:25Five bottles of beer
00:42:26Take one down
00:42:28Pass it around
00:42:29Captain
00:42:29Four bottles of beer on the boat
00:42:31Four bottles of beer on the boat
00:42:33Four bottles of beer
00:42:35Captain
00:42:35Take one down
00:42:37Pass it around
00:42:38Captain
00:42:38Three bottles of beer on the boat
00:42:43Shut up!
00:42:44Shut up!
00:42:45Just stop singing
00:42:46it's my boat it's my rules now where was i ah you made me lose my place i'm gonna have to start all
00:43:00over again one thousand bottles of beer to the boats one thousand bottles of beer take one down
00:43:16what the hell is that i think we hit something there's nothing here to hit
00:43:35let me take a look see be careful don't worry your pretty little head missy
00:43:46kepperly hold on
00:43:57try to see afterwards the boat no no switch towards shore there's something by the boat
00:44:04hello professor reynolds is that you
00:44:16please help us kim's gonna make it
00:44:25oh my god professor professor you have to send help a shark just got kimberly what do we do
00:44:34stay together don't move get closer
00:44:56what's she saying something about don't stay together oh my god stood up
00:45:05no stay together no stay together she said stay together
00:45:14swim get the shore while it's busy feeding
00:45:37sit tight
00:45:51janet we've run out of time we have to get there
00:46:04i told you my people are already fueling up the plane
00:46:08well isn't there a faster way if you think you can run there any faster be my guest
00:46:13damn it this is history repeating itself just like what happened to my sister
00:46:17this is a life
00:46:20i know it
00:46:23the water looks great huh
00:46:29yep the perfect day
00:46:39such an amazing day for sure
00:46:45what the you freak i'm sorry i couldn't resist you were so out of it oh well i'm not out of
00:46:57it now what the heck is this stuff some blog now you won't burn that forehead of yours like you
00:47:02always do
00:47:02you're nuts you know that
00:47:05well quit complaining go wash it off
00:47:07wow three years of university paying off right now
00:47:10shut up
00:47:11whatever
00:47:12you know you could have got some in my eye
00:47:14you know you could have got some in my eye
00:47:16oh damn it carly i told you i'd get something in my eye
00:47:20stop being such a big baby just dunk your head in the water it'll rinse right out
00:47:24pass me my towel would you i still can't see
00:47:26fine i'll get it
00:47:28just you big baby
00:47:30all right let's stop horsing around we have some work to do
00:47:36like i'm the one horsing around
00:47:38look i know but let's collect the sample we need
00:47:42once we figure out if there's any drilling that was done here then we can call it a job done
00:47:47fine pass me the test tube
00:47:54rita
00:48:09carly carly let's get to the landing strip the plane will be there when we arrive
00:48:24let's go
00:48:26sheriff sheriff let me guess a shot
00:48:38you guessed it
00:48:40this story is pretty weird though weirder than shark attacks on a lake
00:48:44get this a man and a woman were walking on the waterfront and the woman says the man was
00:48:50eaten by a shark what's so weird about that she was in the water he was on land come again
00:48:56she said he was eaten by a flying shark flying shark well now i've heard everything what should
00:49:03we do sheriff should we should we go close the beaches round up a posse one thing at a time deputy
00:49:10first things first help me find my pets
00:49:13yes sir then we'll go down to that island and find out what the hell's going on peninsula
00:49:22yes sir
00:49:37kim
00:49:39steven
00:49:41the phone
00:49:43i have wifi here
00:49:50i have wifi here
00:49:53this is a really good phone
00:49:58come on
00:50:00crap
00:50:02come on you can do this keep it together just keep it together
00:50:05together
00:50:12you
00:50:16you
00:50:18you
00:50:20you
00:50:22you
00:50:24you
00:50:26you
00:50:28you
00:50:30you
00:50:32you
00:50:57you
00:50:59you
00:51:02you
00:51:10you
00:51:12you
00:51:13oh my gosh
00:51:17hello
00:51:18hello
00:51:20the what
00:51:24hello there
00:51:25i'm sorry i didn't mean to frighten you
00:51:28frighten you. Who are you? I'm Howell. And this is my island. Your island? But there's a shark here. It killed my friends. I know. That would be mine. Yours. Yeah. But don't worry. It's genetically engineered and slightly
00:51:48radioactive. It's like they're going to be dead soon. What are you even doing here? Experiments. You're experimenting on sharks? They are beautiful creatures, but I made them better. No, they kill people. Oh no, they are nature's most perfect machine. Perfect machine? You bet they are. They can smell one part per million of blood in seawater. They can hear their prey from many kilometers away. They can even detect
00:52:18the electromagnetic field that all living creatures create. Electromagnetic? That's right. The shark has got the greatest electrical sensitivity of any animal. They can find their hidden prey by simply detecting the electric field that they produce. I gotta get off this island. It ain't gonna happen. Is that blood on your hands? I need your help. What do you mean?
00:52:48My masterpiece is ready. My masterpiece is ready. No, you're crazy. That's what Janet said. I'm crazy. And in a sane world, it's the crazy man who's king. Behold. The next step in the evolution of the shark.
00:53:11I gotta go.
00:53:12I gotta go.
00:53:13I gotta go.
00:53:14I gotta go.
00:53:16This is horrible. We need to call the National Guard.
00:53:18But, this is Canada. We don't have a National Guard. What are we going to do?
00:53:35What are we going to do?
00:53:37How many victims do you need to qualify as a crisis?
00:53:40I don't know. Three or four?
00:53:43I think we're good.
00:53:48I have to admit, Janice, that was a pretty nice plane.
00:53:51I know. It cost me enough.
00:53:54Did you hear that?
00:53:56Yes.
00:53:58Is that a flying shark?
00:54:05Oh my god!
00:54:06My plane!
00:54:07Professor Reynolds!
00:54:09May! May!
00:54:10I'm so glad to see you.
00:54:12Are you okay?
00:54:13Yeah.
00:54:14Kim? Stephen?
00:54:15The shark.
00:54:17We fell in the water and...
00:54:20It's okay. I'll get you off this island.
00:54:24And I'll make those responsible pay.
00:54:26We need to move.
00:54:28Who's this?
00:54:29May, meet Janet.
00:54:32The one responsible for all of this.
00:54:34You bitch.
00:54:34No.
00:54:35May!
00:54:36It's not the time.
00:54:37But Kim and Stephen...
00:54:40I hate to break this up.
00:54:41Then don't. She needs a moment.
00:54:43We may not have one.
00:54:50Oh shit.
00:54:51We need to get out of here.
00:54:52Janet, which way?
00:54:54I don't know.
00:54:55I own the island, but I've never been here before.
00:54:58There was a creepy guy back the way I came.
00:55:00Then let's head that way.
00:55:02But he did this.
00:55:03Yeah, so he may know how to get us off the island.
00:55:05Let's go.
00:55:06Let's go.
00:55:06May, over here.
00:55:08What happened?
00:55:09Where did it go?
00:55:10I don't know.
00:55:11Come on.
00:55:12Let's go.
00:55:12Janet?
00:55:12Janet?
00:55:13Janet?
00:55:13I think she fell down that hill.
00:55:14Damn it, Janet.
00:55:21What do we do now?
00:55:22We have to find that guy. He'll know how to get us off the island.
00:55:26Okay, well, he was back this way. Okay.
00:55:27Carly?
00:55:28May?
00:55:29I don't know how to get us off the island.
00:55:30I don't know what happened.
00:55:31What happened? Where did it go?
00:55:33I don't know. Come on. Let's go.
00:55:34Janet?
00:55:35Janet?
00:55:36I think she fell down that hill.
00:55:37Damn it, Janet.
00:55:38What do we do now?
00:55:39We have to find that guy. He'll know how to get us off the island.
00:55:41Okay, well, he was back this way.
00:55:43Okay.
00:55:49Carly?
00:55:54May?
00:55:57Hello, Janet.
00:55:59Brad?
00:56:01What are you doing here?
00:56:03I own this island, remember?
00:56:05No, you don't. You sold it to me.
00:56:07Your check bounced.
00:56:10It doesn't matter. I don't work for you anymore.
00:56:13Wait a minute.
00:56:15You did it, didn't you?
00:56:17You made the formula work.
00:56:19Well, that would seem pretty clear.
00:56:21Wait, dammit!
00:56:23I want you to come back and work for me.
00:56:27After what you did? No way.
00:56:30You can change that. Anything you want.
00:56:34I can make it happen.
00:56:36It doesn't matter.
00:56:38I don't trust you.
00:56:40I asked you for one thing and one thing only and you laughed at me.
00:56:45Me!
00:56:47The most brilliant scientist on your staff and you humiliated me in front of everyone.
00:56:52Well, no more.
00:56:54What?
00:56:58We have to kill it. It's happening all over again.
00:57:01Okay, we'll kill it.
00:57:03Where's my bag?
00:57:05Watch the skies.
00:57:07Why does it never cough around when you need one?
00:57:19Shouldn't we be doing something?
00:57:23We are. We're securing the beach.
00:57:26Whoa.
00:57:27Skye.
00:57:40Right.
00:57:48May!
00:57:49Are you alright?
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51You get the number of that truck?
00:57:53I see you didn't damage your sense of humor.
00:57:57Screw it.
00:57:59You're my responsibility and I'm going to get you off of this island.
00:58:02I won't let what happened to my sister happen to you.
00:58:05Can you walk?
00:58:07Help me up and I'll dance.
00:58:09Yeah, forget what I said about your sense of humor.
00:58:11I thought it was funny.
00:58:13Sorry, ladies, but you're not going anywhere.
00:58:21Oh, there's my baby.
00:58:23You can't do that.
00:58:25Uh, yeah, I think I can.
00:58:27Right, Janet?
00:58:30I knew it.
00:58:31I knew this is what you wanted all along.
00:58:34I'm sorry you feel that way.
00:58:38Oh, thank God, Janet.
00:58:39Don't thank me yet.
00:58:43You were right about one thing.
00:58:46That fish needs to die.
00:58:48And you're just the one to do it.
00:58:50No, it's too dangerous.
00:58:52We have to get off this island.
00:58:54There's no boat.
00:58:56Yeah, there is.
00:58:58I have one on the other side of the island.
00:59:00A really nice 30-foot pleasure craft.
00:59:03Radio, GPS, even a jacuzzi.
00:59:07All the bells and whistles.
00:59:11What?
00:59:13All right, let's go.
00:59:15Before the shark comes back.
00:59:17While we still have a chance.
00:59:19No.
00:59:21We're killing it.
00:59:23You're killing it.
00:59:25So grab your gear and go hunting.
00:59:27Okay, don't hurt anyone.
00:59:29You'd better not miss.
00:59:31No, you can't do this.
00:59:33It's a monster.
00:59:34It has to be killed.
00:59:36No.
00:59:37She's right.
00:59:38The fish has to die.
00:59:40Not my baby.
00:59:41Hey!
00:59:42Give it back!
00:59:44Oh, Janet.
00:59:46Brad, why did I marry you?
00:59:49Because I said yes.
00:59:50May, how did you know?
00:59:51Well, I saw him fiddling with this when we heard the shark come, and then I remembered what he said about sharks having, like, an electromagnetic sensitivity.
01:00:05So I just figured maybe he was using this to hide his electromagnetic field.
01:00:10May, that was brilliant.
01:00:12I don't care what they say about you.
01:00:14That was brilliant.
01:00:15Thanks.
01:00:16I just...
01:00:17Wait.
01:00:18Let's go before the shark comes back.
01:00:20What do they say about me?
01:00:21What?
01:00:22What do they say about me?
01:00:38Professor, we can use this to hide from the shark while we look for Hell's boat.
01:00:44We're not going, are we?
01:00:46I hate to admit it, but Janet was right.
01:00:51We need to kill this thing.
01:00:53But no buts.
01:00:55Stay hidden.
01:00:59Come on out, you flying fish.
01:01:03You've had your dinner.
01:01:04Now have your dessert.
01:01:16Professor Reynolds?
01:01:21May, no!
01:01:24It's coming.
01:01:25May, what have you done?
01:01:26It won't come unless it smells blood.
01:01:42Professor?
01:01:46It's been a blast.
01:01:50Chief, I mean Sheriff, look.
01:01:59Look at that.
01:02:01Do you think that's the flying shark everyone's been talking about?
01:02:05I reckon so.
01:02:16You did it.
01:02:32We did it.
01:02:33Now what?
01:02:35We find Hal's boat and we go home.
01:02:37You know, you did really good figuring out that electromagnetic thing.
01:02:42Thanks.
01:02:43You weren't so bad with that action hero, but...
01:02:45Thanks.
01:02:47You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:48You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:49You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:50You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:51You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:52You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:53You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:54You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:55You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:56You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:57You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:58You finished your homework for Monday?
01:02:59You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:00You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:01You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:02You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:03You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:04You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:05You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:06You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:07You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:08You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:09You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:11You finished your homework for Monday?
01:03:12You finished your homework for Monday?
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